Remarks on the Green New Deal

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  • Remarks on the Green New Deal

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  • @maxnovakovics2568
    @maxnovakovics2568 Před 5 lety +3350

    "Tauntauns, Mr President"
    I didn't think I would live to see the day.

    • @ShadowTheHedgehogCZ
      @ShadowTheHedgehogCZ Před 5 lety +134

      I got South Park flashbacks with the Wookie defense. But unlike that, this argument was entirely coherent and actually made sense.

    • @filmtajm35
      @filmtajm35 Před 5 lety +32

      Starwars fans must have a hayday!

    • @Bear-cm1vl
      @Bear-cm1vl Před 5 lety +47

      @@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ , admittedly, I suspected this would be gold when the Gentleman from Utah questioned if he would be able to complete his presentation with a straight face. Well played, sir! 😂

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches Před 5 lety +36

      The delivery was perfect. Somebody get this man a comedy special.

    • @Esther-fl2wg
      @Esther-fl2wg Před 5 lety +29

      How this man didn’t bust out laughing is beyond me 😂😂

  • @powningatheists7987
    @powningatheists7987 Před 5 lety +3021

    That was better than anything SNL has produced since the 90's.

    • @MattSkosh
      @MattSkosh Před 5 lety +18

      Powning Atheists Amen!

    • @celtaciaclemment1229
      @celtaciaclemment1229 Před 5 lety +38

      *70s

    • @elchupacabra3232
      @elchupacabra3232 Před 5 lety +18

      Especially the part at the end with the babies. "The solution to climate change is?....BABIES!"

    • @mnguardianfan7128
      @mnguardianfan7128 Před 5 lety +1

      Powning Atheists....Um no.
      www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/rationally-speaking/200905/conservatives-lack-sense-humor-study-finds

    • @flyingfishsurf
      @flyingfishsurf Před 5 lety

      SNL could have a field day ripping on the delusional beliefs of any Mormon. Too bad the show isn't long enough to touch on all of the craziness represented by the LDS Church. You should check out the golden IPhone I found in a ditch east of Palmyra. It has provided myriad revelations from the cloud. If you want the secrets, send me money.

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 Před 5 lety +1429

    Republican Senators have learned how to meme...
    The left is doomed.

    • @ismaellopez3963
      @ismaellopez3963 Před 5 lety +10

      Then Democratic Senators know how to meme.
      Members who are both Republican and Democratic are doomed.

    • @rubadubmedia
      @rubadubmedia Před 4 lety +110

      @@ismaellopez3963 The left can't meme chief

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 Před 4 lety +49

      @@rubadubmedia the only actual meme they have is a generic photo of a guy laughing the rest aren't even memes they are shitty unfunny insults about Trump

    • @thatleftyjames2893
      @thatleftyjames2893 Před 4 lety +2

      Spaceflight Admiral lmao no.

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ismaellopez3963 I wish there were democratic politicians who were good memers. It would make things more interesting.

  • @redking36
    @redking36 Před 5 lety +643

    I lost it at “the indispensable documentary, Sharknado 4.”

    • @acehoundberry7342
      @acehoundberry7342 Před 5 lety +21

      As someone from Utah I have to say that it's a real thing
      It's spoopy

    • @Fire-Manz
      @Fire-Manz Před 4 lety +14

      I can't breathe .... CALL A MEDIC! I'm losing my shit xD

    • @kenvance5456
      @kenvance5456 Před 3 lety +7

      I hung in there till he quoted "Frickin Sharks with Laser's on their heads"

    • @rolandwoltman7835
      @rolandwoltman7835 Před rokem +1

      Tauntaun... he had me at tauntaun.

  • @Jackaroo.
    @Jackaroo. Před 5 lety +1783

    When a US Senator is funnier than 90% of the comedians today.

    • @ihernandez4234
      @ihernandez4234 Před 5 lety +43

      Only 90%?

    • @prometheusvenom7189
      @prometheusvenom7189 Před 5 lety +33

      Lucas I lost it. Some senators must of tried and failed to keep a straight face.

    • @Blue-hf7xt
      @Blue-hf7xt Před 5 lety +6

      Lucas
      Oh my gosh, that is soooo true.

    • @axisci
      @axisci Před 5 lety +1

      Here here!

    • @DaveTex2375
      @DaveTex2375 Před 5 lety +10

      Funnier than all the late night talk show "comedians" today.

  • @flipthecoin888
    @flipthecoin888 Před 5 lety +656

    How much are we paying this man?
    DOUBLE IT.

    • @innocentsmith122
      @innocentsmith122 Před 5 lety +16

      I SECOND THAT

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle Před 5 lety +12

      Double the doubled number

    • @raptin1595
      @raptin1595 Před 5 lety +10

      Hell get this man the White House

    • @LunaSea777
      @LunaSea777 Před 5 lety +3

      Haha I vote yay!

    • @leoleony1
      @leoleony1 Před 5 lety +1

      flipthecoin888 I would rather square-root his earnings. How shameful it must be for the few sentient Americans left, to witness such a lack of seriousness of their republican politicians.

  • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
    @ChilapaOfTheAmazons Před 5 lety +578

    I was looking for someone to give my vote to during the 2024 presidential election.
    My search is finally over.

    • @phillipsheldon5663
      @phillipsheldon5663 Před 4 lety +18

      Sen. Mike Lee for Potus

    • @thnzxc
      @thnzxc Před 4 lety +2

      Absolutely 👍

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před 4 lety +6

      @@phillipsheldon5663 what about Haley • Lee 2024? She'd be epic on foreign policy and he'd meme the senate from his position as its leader

    • @josephkanyugi3799
      @josephkanyugi3799 Před 4 lety +2

      What about AOC. She prdicted correctly that we shall have no planes, no work and will be paid for sitting at home, free housing etc and it all came to pass. AOC for 2024!!!

    • @self-righteousideologue9398
      @self-righteousideologue9398 Před 3 lety +1

      @@owlblocksdavid4955 - Nah, Haley is to warhawkish. I like Kristi Noem and Lee, or Desantis and Noem

  • @Camaro45th
    @Camaro45th Před 5 lety +228

    Mike lee, you are crowned the king of the Internet. Troll level, legendary.

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      To be legendary troll level, he would need to attack the actual green new deal, not this absurd strawman. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. Lee is a liar.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @milkyswag01
    @milkyswag01 Před 5 lety +1771

    When a US senator discovers 4chan.

  • @alpineredneck
    @alpineredneck Před 5 lety +4634

    The EU is banning memes, meanwhile in the US, they bring them to the senate floor - "Dammit, I love this country so much."

    • @anblueboot5364
      @anblueboot5364 Před 5 lety +43

      You never heard of the partie "Die Partei", they have single seat in the european parlament and the first thing they wanted to do was rotating their represantive so everybody can get huge pay check for beeing part of the european parlament.
      They were memeing poltics for ever the best thing is, they are a german party they once organized and demonstration where they speach was what ever people teewted to them. So it went from : "More LSD in the water", to "We want water in our LSD" one of the important points the stand for also they want to rebuild the wall around former east germany ect.
      By the way their name Die PARTEI is short for : "Work, Constitutional state" "Protecting animals" "Promoting the elites" "base democractic Initiative" XD
      www.die-partei.de/regierungsprogramm/
      Here their partie programm/what they stand for

    • @moesanrath
      @moesanrath Před 5 lety +161

      its hard to not like a politician that can use memes so damn effectively

    • @wannabecarguy
      @wannabecarguy Před 5 lety +43

      As you should. The greatest country in the Galaxy.

    • @bj-vd7ve
      @bj-vd7ve Před 5 lety +23

      Article 13... lolz.. NOW it makes sense why Obama gave the Internet to Europe back in 2016 before leaving office..

    • @halasimov1362
      @halasimov1362 Před 5 lety +15

      Right! All the attacks on free speech would come to a halt if they tried that article 11/13 crap here! Mess with Americans memes and they will loose it 😂 Mass civil disobedience through billions of meme stickers.
      Invest in vinyl

  • @CobusGreyling
    @CobusGreyling Před 5 lety +478

    3:59 - "These hairy, bipedal species of space lizards..."
    Woman on the left cannot hold her laughter

    • @Fire-Manz
      @Fire-Manz Před 4 lety +22

      I would be on the floor out of view from trying not to laugh. All you would see is a pair of hands changing the memes.

    • @malancronje6805
      @malancronje6805 Před 4 lety +9

      She was the best prop he had there, her face was priceless. I loved every moment, they should make this whole thing compulsory in schools.

    • @malancronje6805
      @malancronje6805 Před 4 lety +4

      A giant sea horse gap. LMAO

    • @malancronje6805
      @malancronje6805 Před 4 lety +5

      Wiff of the sea horses. I am crawling. Every cow said BOO, now I lost the ability to crawl.

    • @johnhigdon9745
      @johnhigdon9745 Před 2 lety +3

      I have watched this presentation at the hands of several presenters including Senator Lee and it is always gratifying to see the person managing the posters on the easel literally crack up each time. Once again, it is obvious that while the left takes itself so seriously and yet those who see through their crap have no trouble conveying the humor of the left's stoically communicated garbage.

  • @kununity
    @kununity Před 5 lety +348

    This recording, along with all the memes used, is now part of american history. The USA now has memes rooted in its history.
    Beautiful!

    • @Trooper_No.2102
      @Trooper_No.2102 Před 4 lety +9

      Truly truly I say to you fellow citizen of the internet: this man has rightfully earned his place in *Valhalla*

    • @alitlweird
      @alitlweird Před 3 lety +10

      documented for posterity:
      Conservatives know how to meme.
      and by default:
      The left can’t meme.

  • @jaimecontrades3483
    @jaimecontrades3483 Před 5 lety +404

    His poor assistant wants to laugh so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Give her credit for not busting out laughing.

    • @beandean23
      @beandean23 Před 5 lety +5

      I read this and couldn't stop watching her!

    • @k9cop9mm
      @k9cop9mm Před 5 lety +2

      There were a few smirks HAHA

    • @AkeemKN
      @AkeemKN Před 5 lety +11

      Ed Catanzaro found the shillary supporter.

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 Před 5 lety +2

      Ed Catanzaro
      Perhaps you misdirected your quip for Occasional Cortex? I don’t want to roast someone for an innocent misstatement.

    • @aswinkrishna5042
      @aswinkrishna5042 Před 5 lety +9

      @Ed Catanzaro she's not working for hillary or the bernie that's why she isn't brain dead

  • @TheBlindingwhite
    @TheBlindingwhite Před 5 lety +684

    9th level savagery.
    "With the seriousness it deserves." Bravo to you sir.

    • @Dark23KnightGames
      @Dark23KnightGames Před 5 lety +7

      Senator Lee used Power Word Kill on the green new deal

    • @Dark23KnightGames
      @Dark23KnightGames Před 5 lety

      @bigbenhoward there's no saving through against power word kill. It just kills you if you're under 100hp, no questions asked

    • @therealcactoos9457
      @therealcactoos9457 Před 5 lety +1

      Dark23KnightGames It’s most ridiculous ability is to adjust its health to the damage it receives. *Exactly 2000 health below the attack number.*

  • @vincent_vangogh
    @vincent_vangogh Před 4 lety +84

    1955: We'll have flying cars in the future.
    2019: Tauntauns, Mr. President!

  • @SigmundQFreud
    @SigmundQFreud Před 5 lety +148

    Sometimes calling something stupid just doesnt do it. When something is so stupid it deserves a performance such as this.

    • @jeff5566
      @jeff5566 Před rokem +3

      No, it was addressed with the seriousness it deserves lol

    • @romanrat5613
      @romanrat5613 Před 9 měsíci

      This entire performance, though funny, was entirely based on attacking straw men

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      @@jeff5566 The Green New Deal does NOT ban airplanes. It doesn't even ban fossil fuel. Here is the text of the GND so you can see for yourself that Mike Lee is a out-right liar.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @Kaelland
    @Kaelland Před 5 lety +406

    Not only did Senator Lee manage to make it through that with a straight face, but the lovely lady managing the easel managed to not burst out laughing despite an obvious urge to do so. Applause to both of them.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 Před 5 lety +17

      I would have cracked early. I have no idea how she kept her composure. She did almost lose it at the Star Wars reference after the Taun Tauns though. That would have gotten me for sure.

    • @MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY
      @MrVaNiLlApHaNtAsY Před 5 lety +4

      She was really fighting it lol. I caught her a few times biting back laughter.

  • @hbomatt
    @hbomatt Před 5 lety +424

    Mr. President, we must not allow a sea horse gap.

    • @jeffcurtis5265
      @jeffcurtis5265 Před 5 lety +2

      hbomatt hell no we need to start working on that immediately lmao🤣🤣🤣

    • @georgecataloni4720
      @georgecataloni4720 Před 5 lety +6

      If the cows smell so bad, just wait until they get a whiff of the seahorses!

    • @d4n4nable
      @d4n4nable Před 5 lety +6

      Dr. Strangelove reference.

    • @samdiego1965
      @samdiego1965 Před 5 lety +5

      I half expected Bernie to bust through the doors and yell *“MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VOLK!!”*

    • @filipinowhiteboy
      @filipinowhiteboy Před 5 lety +3

      SEA HORSE LIVES MATTER!

  • @farrel13sw
    @farrel13sw Před 5 lety +102

    Wow I am amazed at how he trolls this. Impressed at his professionalism.

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      Trolling wouldn't require him to lie. The GND does NOT ban airplanes.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @jakobwebber2547
    @jakobwebber2547 Před 5 lety +154

    This is the greatest speech I’ve ever seen on the senate floor

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle Před 2 lety +1

      I still almost can't believe this actually happened.

    • @incarau
      @incarau Před rokem

      But about the Milk, the Cheese and the Steaks he is wrong. He didn't talk about the 93 million EGGS that were destroyed for containing inside SALMONELLA.

  • @LTLoudpack7100
    @LTLoudpack7100 Před 5 lety +920

    Did this man just shitpost in Congress?

    • @ki-td5yb
      @ki-td5yb Před 5 lety +75

      Like a boss.

    • @makeamericabigdickagain5250
      @makeamericabigdickagain5250 Před 5 lety +11

      ahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhah

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah Před 5 lety +37

      No, I don't think so. I think he was making a serious point.

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 Před 5 lety +5

      yes yes he did

    • @kununity
      @kununity Před 5 lety +61

      He did, and it was beautiful. He used a shitpost to illustrate the idiocy if the left

  • @Strontium9T
    @Strontium9T Před 5 lety +437

    That guy trolled Democrats so hard, he knocked them into another dimension.

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b Před 5 lety +52

    The Onion finally becomes reality.
    Truly awesome.

  • @oneminutereviews25
    @oneminutereviews25 Před 5 lety +56

    Best moment in USA politics I've seen

    • @shirleycathcart5502
      @shirleycathcart5502 Před rokem

      Just telling it like it is- one of Satan’s lies. Recall Satan’s first lie on earth as HE had fallen & made to slither about as punishment.

  • @drunkenmasterchickenman2783
    @drunkenmasterchickenman2783 Před 5 lety +1111

    An IRL shitpost? By a senator? Why did nobody tell me about this?

    • @skeetorkiftwon
      @skeetorkiftwon Před 5 lety +39

      You're clearly not on 4chan lol

    • @KA-sx3sc
      @KA-sx3sc Před 5 lety +14

      Well you know now and that's all that matters. 😀

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 Před 5 lety +36

      Drunken Master, Chicken Hansen because the media didn’t really want to spread it around it just crushed their whole narrative

    • @rivahkillah
      @rivahkillah Před 5 lety +4

      I'm confused. Which senator exactly was the shitposter?

    • @water5000
      @water5000 Před 5 lety +13

      @@rivahkillah
      Have you become lost little one?

  • @danielprivate7442
    @danielprivate7442 Před 5 lety +693

    In terms of The Great Meme War, this is George Washington crossing the Delaware.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta Před 5 lety +45

      Indeed our children will celebrate this incredible victory by eating burgers on giant plastic toutouns while pretending to gun down a characture of AOC that runs arounds trying to steal all the burgers in the party.

    • @MercenaryX21
      @MercenaryX21 Před 5 lety +13

      I'm absolutely surprised that lady hasn't cracked laughing. She would definitely win you laugh you lose

    • @jawbreaker707
      @jawbreaker707 Před 5 lety +13

      Someone should create the meme of him bringing these slides across the Delaware being rowed by the likes of Ben Shapiro, Tim Pool, John ward, and anonymous etc.

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 Před 5 lety +5

      @@jawbreaker707
      Somebody with more artistic/Photoshop talent than I, make this happen!

    • @joetrosclair8434
      @joetrosclair8434 Před 5 lety +7

      Buck Naked Shadilay BROTHER!
      His return has been foretold!

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Před 5 lety +93

    The fact he managed to keep a straight face throughout this presentation makes him an EX-rank madman.

    • @ItsTydus
      @ItsTydus Před 3 lety +5

      And his aide that is swapping the pictures, I’d have died

  • @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347

    “Tauntauns” holy shit, I love this man.

  • @caleb688
    @caleb688 Před 5 lety +908

    “I rise today to consider the Green New Deal with the seriousness it deserves.” And rise, he did. What a guy.

    • @heavymetalsalsa9003
      @heavymetalsalsa9003 Před 5 lety +39

      @Ivan Walker Geesh, how many calories did you burn raging over nothing? Who hurt you?

    • @heavymetalsalsa9003
      @heavymetalsalsa9003 Před 5 lety +18

      @Ivan Walker I'm guessing you don't have a response? Should have guessed as much. The mentally ill are one trick ponys after all.

    • @jamesbondj.r.7090
      @jamesbondj.r.7090 Před 5 lety +1

      It was a RIDICULOUS presentation. Childish at BEST . HAHAHA

    • @JustInCaseD
      @JustInCaseD Před 5 lety +4

      Give this congressman a cookie- and my vote while you’re at it

    • @JustInCaseD
      @JustInCaseD Před 5 lety +4

      @Ivan Walker Keep sleeping bud, on one end of your deluded dreams I’ll be riding the my Tauntaun fighting the Giant Seahorse problem- while you on the other hand can possibly imagine living in an equally bizarre world where you actually learn to take a joke

  • @arnoldafapelkarna9505
    @arnoldafapelkarna9505 Před 5 lety +1507

    "General Lee crushing his foes during the battle of the New Green deal in the Meme War" colourized- 2019

    • @ryanburns3921
      @ryanburns3921 Před 5 lety +26

      I need more thumbs to upvote this!!!

    • @coachwhitford7315
      @coachwhitford7315 Před 5 lety +23

      Without firing a shot!

    • @drumkommandr9779
      @drumkommandr9779 Před 5 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/-9F9NDWshLs/video.html

    • @tylermoore397
      @tylermoore397 Před 5 lety +10

      @Milagro Heroina the senator's name is Mike Lee. The original poster isn't comparing him to General Lee from the Civil War.

    • @12061988
      @12061988 Před 5 lety +3

      @@coachwhitford7315 you mean.....SHOTS FIRED!^^

  • @tp5401
    @tp5401 Před 5 lety +27

    "This hairy bipedal species of... space lizards" Best line in the whole thing! Classic! I want a T-shirt with the regan poster and this quote.

  • @rdubu2863
    @rdubu2863 Před 2 lety +3

    Senator Lee God Bless you And God Bless America you. You are the Voice of wisdom thank you Sir. Your friend Ryan Westenhaver and Family

  • @hatagiplus8913
    @hatagiplus8913 Před 5 lety +1038

    Ladies and Gentleman, Mike Lee - memelord supreme.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms Před 5 lety +422

    I don’t care what party he is, he’s in my top 3 favorite politicians ever

    • @Midnightspecia1
      @Midnightspecia1 Před 5 lety +14

      Justin Helms it’s the velociraptor holding tattered olde glory isn’t is?

    • @phloridababe
      @phloridababe Před 5 lety +2

      Absolutely!

    • @liamdugan7536
      @liamdugan7536 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes

    • @spacemans4060
      @spacemans4060 Před 5 lety +2

      Ben Vapes perfect

    • @loqutor
      @loqutor Před 5 lety +3

      I'm one of his constituents, and I've never been prouder of voting for someone in my life.

  • @Alex_Fahey
    @Alex_Fahey Před 5 lety +57

    9:34 The coughs after this point are so obviously disguised laughter.

  • @irrelevantbard
    @irrelevantbard Před 5 lety +45

    The skill of how he could keep a straight face during all of this is absolutely amazing.

    • @shirleycathcart5502
      @shirleycathcart5502 Před 2 lety

      He was able to keep a straight face because he was dead serious about the communist propaganda they expect AND demand that we swallow as fact. There is a definition of insanity. The poor woke who’ve have swallowed & stand for the communist agenda fit that definition. This Memorial Day that is to remember those who fought & died to keep us at home free, can we remember their sacrifice with such courage like the men who fought at Omaha beach landing who were aware they would likely die? Could, If we had to, look those men in the eye as we see PLAINLY what the those so called “aristocrats” at their little world meeting, want to become the god of this earth? And what the Soros/Obama’s crew of treacherous sneak thieves are perpetrating on us today? May God bless & protect those few who stand up & fight with words for us to maintain our RIGHT to possess firearms so we can can stand to protect our children from communism, proven by history to be AGENTS of death for everyday people.

    • @josephhoodsr1587
      @josephhoodsr1587 Před rokem

      I have learned on thing from this don't play poker with him if he could keep a straight face during that poker is no problem lol

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      Pathological liars like Lee usually can keep a straight face through a speech like this because their moral compass is completely broken. The GND does NOT ban airplanes.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru
    @MurasakiTsukimaru Před 5 lety +1552

    The Left: "We're gonna figure out how to use memes to fight people we say are racist."
    The Right: "Hold my beer."

    • @phloridababe
      @phloridababe Před 5 lety +15

      🤪😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️

    • @erikarice6859
      @erikarice6859 Před 5 lety +11

      MurasakiTsukimaru dear god I haven’t laughed that hard all day

    • @salted1541
      @salted1541 Před 5 lety +9

      I’m dead 💀😂 too good 👏👏👏

    • @VChen47
      @VChen47 Před 5 lety +28

      And thus began the second great meme war. And the right is on home turf with a nuclear arsenal, meanwhile the left are still building their catapults ready for a castle seige.

    • @tonykirumba1553
      @tonykirumba1553 Před 5 lety +30

      That's because the right has a sense of humor

  • @danstalter
    @danstalter Před 5 lety +333

    Mike Lee just earned his black belt in the deadly art of trolling. Well done, good sir. 😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @voyager7
    @voyager7 Před 5 lety +34

    Epic! I've placed an advance order for my Taun-Taun already!

  • @jonrmahnke
    @jonrmahnke Před 4 lety +8

    That assistant's ability to keep a straight face as well as she did is a miracle. She is a true hero.

  • @johnsmithfakename8422
    @johnsmithfakename8422 Před 5 lety +847

    Sen. Mike Lee "... I'm mostly afraid of not getting through this speech with a straight face ..." you did and it was awesome.

    • @ianmcnab8751
      @ianmcnab8751 Před 5 lety +1

      JohnSmith FakeName ‘‘twas boring, he was appealing to those who “100% know that climate change is a hoax” when there is tons of evidence on climate change out there.

    • @magnusarsland6887
      @magnusarsland6887 Před 5 lety +1

      @ian mcnab Yes tons of evidence www.geoengineeringwatch.org/

    • @ianmcnab8751
      @ianmcnab8751 Před 5 lety

      Magnus Årsland I am looking into the link.. there’s tons of info/words... just to be clear, do you support climate change or are you against it??

    • @magnusarsland6887
      @magnusarsland6887 Před 5 lety +1

      Against putting pollution into the atmosphere to save us from solar cycles. Also opposed to plastics.

    • @EbinShini
      @EbinShini Před 5 lety +15

      @@ianmcnab8751 He literally sayd in his speech that "climate change is a serious issue while this resolution is not", how can u somehow come to that conclusion when he literally sayif the opposite you are say he meant with his speech.
      Also there being evidence for climate changing is another can of worms. Yes its a fact that its changing, and we know that it has always been changing and earth has been cycling between ice ages and warm periods. What we dont have even remote scientific consensus is, how much are humans affecting the natural cycle and is it relevant enough to cause permanent change to the cycle or not. This is issue with media, that you can literally take any study and use the same study to make opposite points by framing it properly and then people get mislead on purpose.

  • @RoboticTable
    @RoboticTable Před 5 lety +486

    I didn't know Senator Lee held dual citizenship with the US and Kekistan.

    • @Shogundavis
      @Shogundavis Před 5 lety +46

      He never stops fighting for the rights of memefarmers everywhere. Tirelessly working to save the Kekistani people from the diaspora caused by the Cuckistan invasion of 3000 b.c.
      #never4get

    • @GrammarPaladin
      @GrammarPaladin Před 5 lety +7

      Finally, representation for the TRUE oppressed class

    • @adrd208
      @adrd208 Před 5 lety +12

      Shadilay mother fuckers!

    • @skud9999
      @skud9999 Před 5 lety +1

      There is no Kekistanian dual citizenship. We are always under the guidance and protection of the great one and only him. We are merely displaced.

    • @Cagliostro85
      @Cagliostro85 Před 5 lety

      Dual loyalty

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna Před 5 lety +29

    Senator Mike Lee memes the Green New Deal for 13 minutes and 33 seconds

  • @johnhigdon9745
    @johnhigdon9745 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Thank you, Senator Lee, for your handling of this topic with the commentary it deserves.

  • @1337penguinman
    @1337penguinman Před 5 lety +641

    It's like I'm watching a South Park episode live.

    • @Eirik_Bloodaxe
      @Eirik_Bloodaxe Před 5 lety +17

      1337penguinman This is Chewbacca. You might be wondering why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man’s life is on the line? Look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey. *head explodes*

    • @spankeyfish
      @spankeyfish Před 5 lety +1

      ...or Idiocracy.

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming Před 4 lety

      Waiting for Terrance and Phillip to show up.

  • @lukebailey3662
    @lukebailey3662 Před 5 lety +469

    Bless her heart, she's trying so hard to contain herself lol

    • @TheIslandofStoneMoney
      @TheIslandofStoneMoney Před 5 lety +12

      Scorge 😂😂

    • @pauljohn5554
      @pauljohn5554 Před 5 lety +1

      Scorge a friend once told me that the term in the south "bless her heart" refers to either the person you are referring to is either stupid or ugly. Lol

    • @lukebailey3662
      @lukebailey3662 Před 5 lety +1

      @@pauljohn5554 in most cases, yes. ( I live in southern Alabama). Or you can use it as a form of sympathy

    • @pauljohn5554
      @pauljohn5554 Před 5 lety +1

      Scorge so true. I failed to add that

  • @thomasfleig1184
    @thomasfleig1184 Před 4 lety +19

    I really wish we could have seen AOC's face watching this.

  • @HiberniaeCor
    @HiberniaeCor Před 2 lety +7

    I have to come back and watch this every now and again. Absolutely classic. "Tauntauns, Mr. President." Gold.

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      Jokes are much better when they're mocking something someone actually said or did, not a strawman. The GND does not ban airplanes. Lee is a liar.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @subsume7904
    @subsume7904 Před 5 lety +318

    "This is, of course, a picture of former president Ronald Reagan, naturally firing a machine gun.."
    I'm already crying 😂

    • @CJan65
      @CJan65 Před 5 lety +2

      @Christian W wut?

    • @johnhubbard4038
      @johnhubbard4038 Před 5 lety +1

      Reagan passed the firearms protection act, which banned automatics from civilian usage.

    • @cmndr_superglue
      @cmndr_superglue Před 5 lety

      Paul Boccuti
      The requirements are rigorous enough that most military personnel cannot be licensed for them.
      The regulations also make them cost as much as a car.
      Yeah, you CAN get them but there are hurdles specifically designed so you won’t.
      Plus the only reason they aren’t outright banned is because that wouldn’t stand up in the Supreme Court.

    • @SouthEastStanger
      @SouthEastStanger Před 5 lety

      His assistant wants to laugh out loud sooooooo bad.

    • @aidanstay9904
      @aidanstay9904 Před měsícem

      This is especially sad because Reagan unconstitutionally banned machine guns

  • @96ferus
    @96ferus Před 5 lety +261

    Regardless of your political views, I think we can all agree that his speechwriter deserves a medal.

    • @jaytee2642
      @jaytee2642 Před 5 lety +1

      96ferus
      And a raise. 💲💲💲

    • @gunterification
      @gunterification Před 5 lety +1

      you mean there are actually people who buy this green deal crap?

    • @othername1000
      @othername1000 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gunterification not exactly, not exactly. They want your money to buy it for them.

  • @deafman5680
    @deafman5680 Před 4 lety +18

    I wonder how many times I’ve watched this....

    • @truckerenoch8824
      @truckerenoch8824 Před 4 lety +1

      Same! 🤣

    • @sidehussle9994
      @sidehussle9994 Před 3 lety

      Omg, I don’t know how Senator Lee got through this without laughing

    • @mikeroggers4420
      @mikeroggers4420 Před 3 lety

      I'm on number 3 rhis year... like 4 times when it first came out lol.

  • @danielomitted1867
    @danielomitted1867 Před 5 lety +14

    I hope this makes it into a history book one day

  • @joeskis
    @joeskis Před 5 lety +1769

    I hope my tax dollars paid for those pictures.

  • @kryogenik2073
    @kryogenik2073 Před 5 lety +574

    God damn that's glorious to watch.

    • @geneb53
      @geneb53 Před 5 lety +12

      My eyes have seen the Glory Of The Coming Lord.

    • @bluefalconssuck5881
      @bluefalconssuck5881 Před 5 lety +5

      A Senetor _AND_ Kekistani Ambassador... Seizing the Memes of Destruction.

  • @MissPrissy6688
    @MissPrissy6688 Před 3 lety +1

    I so enjoy sarcasm. Senator Mike Lee... a brilliant speech! Loved it!

  • @gregj.gotham4402
    @gregj.gotham4402 Před 2 lety +3

    Creative way to speak to the people in Congress, The Senate and The House for they act like children they must be communicated as such !!!!

  • @user-tz6wx3mp6k
    @user-tz6wx3mp6k Před 5 lety +959

    1920: we will have flying cars
    2019: memewars in the senate

  • @landmanbuck
    @landmanbuck Před 5 lety +613

    Senator Mike Lee wins the internet. The best thing, this will forever be a part of the congressional record. For eternity.

    • @enthusiasticallyapathetic743
      @enthusiasticallyapathetic743 Před 5 lety +8

      Jeremy McGowan
      that. is. amazing.

    • @SquirrelHill
      @SquirrelHill Před 5 lety +5

      There's a new book called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants to Stop Cows from Farting"

    • @douglasjcox
      @douglasjcox Před 5 lety +5

      Proving for eternity what morons Republicans are.

    • @flyingfishsurf
      @flyingfishsurf Před 5 lety

      Agreed. He will live in ridicule and infamy. What a joke. To think folks like this govern our country is appalling.

    • @feintcircles
      @feintcircles Před 5 lety +24

      @@flyingfishsurf LOL, just a ridiculous response to an absolutely ridiculous proposal. This was a proper response to that joke of a 'new deal'.

  • @Americandragonrider333.
    @Americandragonrider333. Před 3 lety +1

    As I said recently.
    Sen. Lee you are a true Legend.
    And this really shows it, examples here are truly legend.
    You have guts, this type of example has never been shown in the Senate hall ever.
    The Green New Deal is one of the biggest jokes in American history, so why can’t we show how serious it is.
    Sen. Lee you showed exactly how serious the Green New Deal is, and the entire Democrat party as a whole.
    There all disconnected jokes. (Bad jokes at that)
    Thank you Sen. Lee for you’re service and Patriotism.

  • @jy1235689
    @jy1235689 Před 5 lety +27

    The answer is to fall in love, get married, and have some kids.
    Simple, elegant answer.

  • @justanotherlikeyou
    @justanotherlikeyou Před 5 lety +654

    AOC: "People are dying! Americans are dying!!"
    Yes they are... of laughter😂😂😂

    • @rexherrera7722
      @rexherrera7722 Před 5 lety +5

      AQC is the only who's dying, dying to pass the new green deal.

    • @danielnorman8595
      @danielnorman8595 Před 5 lety +7

      @@thehand756 Democrats are mentally challenged. They believe in so many things that just aren't so

    • @thehand756
      @thehand756 Před 5 lety +1

      @@danielnorman8595Well, sure they do, buddy. Say Hola to the 3 million illegal Mexicans who voted for Hillary in 2016. Here's a :-) smiley for you and Mikey Lee.

    • @cc3822
      @cc3822 Před 5 lety +3

      The funny thing about this satire, it shows how dumb AOC really is.😅😅😅

    • @huleinpylo3906
      @huleinpylo3906 Před 5 lety +1

      @@cc3822 it is priceless how people don't get the satire side

  • @MisterN1
    @MisterN1 Před 5 lety +384

    This man is literally a south park character in human form, I love this man.

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose Před 5 lety +6

      He achieved Cartoon Apotheosis. Truly a sage for modern times.

    • @ThePathStrider
      @ThePathStrider Před 5 lety +3

      Probably why this reminds me of Johnnie Cochran's Chewbacca Defence.

    • @TheJinashura
      @TheJinashura Před 5 lety +2

      This man is Chewbacca. But he lives on planet endor. This does not make sense! Vote no on green dumb deal

  • @Johnny_Benson
    @Johnny_Benson Před 4 lety +2

    INTERNET GOLD of the century! Mike is the MAN!

  • @Some0ne001
    @Some0ne001 Před 4 lety +2

    I choose you Mike Lee.......Senator Mike Lee uses memes against the green new deal.......ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  • @brettu5052
    @brettu5052 Před 5 lety +285

    I'm waiting for my government issued Tauntaun!

    • @d.l831
      @d.l831 Před 5 lety +1

      Brett U 👏🏻😆

    • @Bredaxe
      @Bredaxe Před 5 lety +4

      How would I humanely recycle them for heat without a lightsaber?

    • @staywhite6332
      @staywhite6332 Před 5 lety +2

      No one gets to own one in socialist utopia.
      When you're not using it, someone else takes it.
      It'll be like rental skates at a roller rink. Lolz

    • @praetorxian
      @praetorxian Před 5 lety

      My Tauntaun will be named “Carl”.

    • @jadethejoker1029
      @jadethejoker1029 Před 5 lety

      If Vermin Supreme gets elected as president, everyone will get a free pony. While it may not be the same as a Tauntaun, it is still a step in the right direction.

  • @sakehump7536
    @sakehump7536 Před 5 lety +1394

    Do you know the inside temperature of a Tauntaun?
    Luke warm.

  • @farcenter
    @farcenter Před rokem +1

    The cow chart had me cracking up. Absolutely hilarious

  • @Saiyijon
    @Saiyijon Před 3 lety +3

    I had to come back and watch this classic again. Mike Lee is truly a max level Meme Lord.

  • @knowclueless
    @knowclueless Před 5 lety +350

    One of the best things about this video is watching the poor aid try and keep from losing it.

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN Před 5 lety +23

      God bless the cameraman for keeping her in the frame..

    • @d4n4nable
      @d4n4nable Před 5 lety +6

      Her wavering willpower was hot.

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu Před 5 lety +10

      She nearly loses it when he says, “Tauntauns, Mr. President”.

    • @VegasJPH
      @VegasJPH Před 5 lety

      couldn't keep my horny eyes off her. 😍👍

    • @logandarklighter
      @logandarklighter Před 5 lety

      Redbird7311 Dude! I LOST it at “Tauntauns, Mr. President.” I have NO idea how she kept it together!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @classicrocklover5615
    @classicrocklover5615 Před 5 lety +511

    "If they think cow farts smell bad, just wait until they get a whiff of the sea horses..."
    Gold...

    • @michaelb4538
      @michaelb4538 Před 5 lety +2

      This gold would not have been invented if not for AOCs idiotic proposel. Thank you AOC. She is meme gold.

    • @triratna1397
      @triratna1397 Před 5 lety +1

      jerry, gold!

    • @AlexE5250
      @AlexE5250 Před 5 lety +1

      Missed opportunity to quote “I thought they smelled bad on the outside” for the tauntauns

  • @Godlyguardian27
    @Godlyguardian27 Před 5 lety +13

    Sen. Lee: Hey Bovines, what would you say to being eliminated in the Green New Deal?
    Bovines: Boo

  • @Tijuanabill
    @Tijuanabill Před 3 lety +1

    I have one of these pictures in my office now. Thanks, Senator.

  • @BigBoyBigPloy
    @BigBoyBigPloy Před 5 lety +526

    Using memes on the floor of the senate to articulate the absurdity of the Green New Deal, you have my support.

    • @Sn4keBytes
      @Sn4keBytes Před 5 lety +15

      Well then I'm going to be laughing at you as I speed past you on my new tauntaun

    • @jordanhendrix2619
      @jordanhendrix2619 Před 5 lety +8

      Gabe O. Just remember to beware of wampas...

    • @Sn4keBytes
      @Sn4keBytes Před 5 lety +5

      @@jordanhendrix2619 ah yes that would be tragic indeed...

    • @michiomorizono2669
      @michiomorizono2669 Před 5 lety

      These aren’t really memes but ok

    • @JustInCaseD
      @JustInCaseD Před 5 lety

      Can our newly acquired Tauntauns also help us stop the Giant Seahorse epidemic?

  • @Youtubeyall
    @Youtubeyall Před 5 lety +64

    I’m a democrat and I approve of my tax dollars being used to pay for this

  • @jeremiahgesner402
    @jeremiahgesner402 Před 5 lety +6

    God bless you sir, tell 'em how it is! #truth

  • @user-wj8kf7ve9h
    @user-wj8kf7ve9h Před 2 měsíci +1

    I just learned of this. I would have had to excuse myself because I would not have been able to control my laughter

  • @chrisaker6468
    @chrisaker6468 Před 5 lety +218

    World Champion Sen Mike Lee
    Don't let your Memes be Dreams!,

  • @cactus351rs4
    @cactus351rs4 Před 5 lety +743

    This is the best political speech since Churchills battle of britain speech in WW2.

    • @AllAboutElle
      @AllAboutElle Před 5 lety +4

      Yes...a great wordsmith and a fucking clown.

    • @PACstove
      @PACstove Před 5 lety +1

      Better. TOP score

    • @EricCartman718
      @EricCartman718 Před 5 lety +27

      This is better than President Whitmore's speech at Area 51 before defeating the alien mothership.

    • @GreenFlame44
      @GreenFlame44 Před 5 lety +41

      Noelle B a clown? But he didn't write the green new deal

    • @flyingfishsurf
      @flyingfishsurf Před 5 lety +1

      Noelle B, how can someone not believe in provable science and yet believe in imaginary angels, gods, magic underwear and non-existent golden tablets? For most, rationality supercedes superstition.

  • @floki_vt
    @floki_vt Před 5 lety +1

    I wish I was a Utah Resident, I would vote for him more because of this.

  • @bendj2000
    @bendj2000 Před 5 lety +6

    We need more people like this ,truly epic

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      We need more brazen liars? The GND does NOT ban airplanes.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @Lee-vr3ud
    @Lee-vr3ud Před 5 lety +142

    All points go to his assistant for providing props without cracking.

    • @danw1955
      @danw1955 Před 5 lety +16

      LMAO! She was close... really close to loosing her shit! Well done pretty blonde gal!🤣👍👍

    • @adamswanson6909
      @adamswanson6909 Před 5 lety +3

      No she cracked multiple times

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 Před 5 lety +8

      @@adamswanson6909 just smiles, thats it. But i bet after it was all over, it was a field day of laughter.

    • @MojaveHigh
      @MojaveHigh Před 5 lety +6

      7:19 : "Deep breath, the "cow line" is coming."
      ...
      "Every cow I spoke to said the same thing: boo."
      ...
      7:38 : " I made it!"

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 Před 5 lety +1

      She has the restraint of a goddess.

  • @DaveSquibbSr
    @DaveSquibbSr Před 5 lety +1124

    I am so glad to see this, I've been saying for a long time the best cure for this stupidity is to mock these people until they are run out of the public square.

    • @chinesecovidanalswabs4752
      @chinesecovidanalswabs4752 Před 5 lety +35

      @Mark Wick Here you go clown: www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/12/13/donald-trump-mexico-paying-for-border-wall-with-usmca-trade-deal/

    • @DaveSquibbSr
      @DaveSquibbSr Před 5 lety +46

      @Mark Wick can't argue against what the subject at hand is so you try to change the subject all together lmao@you

    • @JayRamahi3810
      @JayRamahi3810 Před 5 lety +5

      DaveSquibbSr or in this case, let the stupid idiot mock himself which mike did a pretty good job at here

    • @richardramirez3805
      @richardramirez3805 Před 5 lety +16

      lol Trump may be eccentric but dems should be ashamed of themselves for trying to pass such ridiculousness....nobody should take this serious or treat these lunatics with an ounce of respect....well done sir

    • @iittssmmee2239
      @iittssmmee2239 Před 5 lety +3

      Mark Wick so ok then... your news is fake your politicians are fake shit I bet your BITCH ASS IS FAKE.

  • @Its_just_me_man
    @Its_just_me_man Před 5 lety +15

    Heyo, leftist here, (at this point I have a feeling a lot of people have stopped reading and are now formulating their attacks on me :L uh ohs) I just wanted to say that the guy's got a point, and I agree. It wouldn't hurt to do a bit of legislation but yeah, it's gonna be mostly a tech and innovation fight. So maybe atleast incentivize it? But yeah, even as someone who supports stopping climate change, I think new green deal is ridiculous, and please, do NOT assume that every democrat is supporting this darn thing; otherwise it'll end up like the whole 'global cooling' dealio where people say everyone supported it even tho it was just a small minority that people use to try and make me look less credible :/ thnx!

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 Před 4 lety +1

      Fair.

    • @linda777---
      @linda777--- Před 4 lety +4

      Thanks for having the guts to voice your view! Just hope you won’t be trolled or attracked by other liberal that don’t agree! 🇺🇸❤️

  • @jaypayne4744
    @jaypayne4744 Před 2 lety +8

    This is the greatest speech in recent history. I come back every month or so for a chuckle and a reminder that we still have a handful of honest politicians.

  • @douglasmacarthur702
    @douglasmacarthur702 Před 5 lety +572

    This man just singlehandedly secured Trump’s re-election.

  • @zetaconvoy
    @zetaconvoy Před 5 lety +536

    So an anti-Green New Deal proposal could be called...
    "Steaks on a Plane"

  • @davidreynolds8551
    @davidreynolds8551 Před rokem

    Senator Mike Lee is a legend, and his presentation should be mandatory viewing for all schools.

  • @Celestethebestinthewest
    @Celestethebestinthewest Před 3 lety +2

    I come back to this when I feel like this country is going to the dogs. We will survive..

  • @nthnthms1212
    @nthnthms1212 Před 5 lety +237

    The lady, that was helping him, was holding on for dear life. LOL

    • @jaypainespotter
      @jaypainespotter Před 5 lety +3

      I would have lost it and busted laughing. 🤣🤣

    • @skeeter7932
      @skeeter7932 Před 5 lety +2

      I was watching her too lol I give her so much credit I would have lost it hahaha I thought when her said the cows said BOO she was all done but she did it haha

  • @evilblackcat6357
    @evilblackcat6357 Před 5 lety +378

    A Tauntaun will keep you _luke_ warm at night.

    • @badplus0176
      @badplus0176 Před 5 lety +25

      Evil Black Cat “it’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out”

    • @estabon2u
      @estabon2u Před 5 lety +2

      DAMN YOU !!! YOU JUST MADE ME PISS ON MYSELF A LITTLE 🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnboykin3128
      @johnboykin3128 Před 5 lety

      Not quite lol... More like "groan"

    • @Onemadgnome-yy1vs
      @Onemadgnome-yy1vs Před 5 lety

      OMG ! 😱😱😱😂😂😂👽👽👆👌

    • @taylormoore5098
      @taylormoore5098 Před 5 lety +1

      Only if you sleep in it...
      Solo

  • @pelicanbird901
    @pelicanbird901 Před rokem +1

    Right on, Senator Lee. This speech is still so relevant in 2022. Thank you. 👍🇺🇸❤️

    • @DarthServo
      @DarthServo Před 8 měsíci

      Lies are never relevant. The GND does NOT ban airplanes.
      www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf

  • @downstream1152
    @downstream1152 Před 4 lety +4

    "to consider the green new deal with the seriousness it deserves"
    Senator, I salute you.

  • @vikingbme97
    @vikingbme97 Před 5 lety +433

    (Deep breath)
    *THE LEFT CANNOT MEME*
    Thank you all, have a lovely day

    • @Survive1llc
      @Survive1llc Před 5 lety +30

      Berserk Vash and now the EU can’t meme, legally.

  • @srr5672
    @srr5672 Před 5 lety +203

    No matter how ridiculous this was, it can never be more ridiculous than the Green New Deal. Genius!!!!

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Před 5 lety +5

      It is essentially fighting fire with fire. Which I have found out the hard way doesn't actually work with real fire, but does work very well in this scenario.

    • @seniorsmiles3386
      @seniorsmiles3386 Před 5 lety

      @@RoosterFloyd you don't know what you're talking about (or doing), with actual fire, just saying.

    • @jakefuller222
      @jakefuller222 Před 5 lety

      @@RoosterFloyd fighting fire with fire does work.. if you know what you are doing.
      If you mean the non figure of speech version than yes if you use a controlled fire you can use it to stop and or control a wild fire. Many times It has worked in history and by present day firefighters.

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd Před 5 lety

      @@jakefuller222 Mate, it's a joke from Futurama... Or Simpsons.

  • @chaseboudreaux5514
    @chaseboudreaux5514 Před 2 lety +3

    This is why I will fight for the fillibuster

  • @danconser6709
    @danconser6709 Před 4 lety +4

    You, My Friend, win the Award for GREEN NEW DEAL SHITLORD EXTRAORDINARE!!!! YOU ROCK!!!! Thank you for representing, non-Marxist, Patriotic AMERICANS across our UNAPOLOGETIC GREAT COUNTRY

  • @wll1130
    @wll1130 Před 5 lety +799

    "This is, of course, a picture of former President Ronald Reagan. Naturally firing a machine gun while riding on the back of a dinosaur. You'll notice a couple of important features here: first of all, the rocket launcher strapped to President Reagan's back and then the stirring, unmistakable, patriotism of a velociraptor holding up a tattered American flag."
    This is, without a doubt, the best couple of sentences I've ever seen constructed.

    • @adama7752
      @adama7752 Před 5 lety +19

      This is the work of a master Troll Lord. and god bless america!

    • @MC-wh3xm
      @MC-wh3xm Před 5 lety +22

      My liberal friend legit thought the guy was being serious

    • @betwixtX
      @betwixtX Před 5 lety +15

      It's an RPG on his back - this proves Trump colluded with Russia.

    • @adama7752
      @adama7752 Před 5 lety +11

      @@betwixtX Dude, don't say that, the MSM will believe it.

    • @CatzEyes93
      @CatzEyes93 Před 5 lety +1

      this is so perfect!

  • @autumnskies1493
    @autumnskies1493 Před 5 lety +392

    AOC: If money doesn’t grow on trees... then why are dollars green?

    • @solsrescueable
      @solsrescueable Před 5 lety +8

      😳🤣

    • @arbyarby3259
      @arbyarby3259 Před 5 lety +32

      ...... or why do banks have branches??

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Před 5 lety

      @Vinnie Provolone i can literaly hear her saying that 😂 and it makes my stomach sick.

    • @deadmanwalking971
      @deadmanwalking971 Před 5 lety

      How much do you want to bet she actually said this in some random ass speech?

    • @TheBunnyrum
      @TheBunnyrum Před 5 lety

      Global warming is costing us billions of dollars in damage.

  • @billie0429
    @billie0429 Před 4 lety +6

    “According to a report, long time ago issued far far away”
    That’s what you call attention to detail my brothers and sisters

  • @bennygerow
    @bennygerow Před 5 lety +16

    Literally the best moment I've ever seen in politics. You, sir, are a god amongst ants.