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Komentáře • 134

  • @0ffendingeverybody
    @0ffendingeverybody Před 10 měsíci +1221

    More dark humor coming soon homie

    • @Shadow-gb7mv
      @Shadow-gb7mv Před 10 měsíci +52

      Well hello there

    • @IsaacNewbie
      @IsaacNewbie Před 10 měsíci +36

      Ayy man I’m a fan

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 10 měsíci +221

      I definitely will be back for more 💪🏽

    • @blexs
      @blexs Před 10 měsíci

      I noticed the video got taken down hope something gets solved with that. Fuck yt.

    • @noellesilva3834
      @noellesilva3834 Před 10 měsíci +13

      Yooo what happened to the video I can't find it

  • @Kingdakota97
    @Kingdakota97 Před 8 měsíci +238

    "I'm lightskinned... So am I a day walker?" Bro I almost spit my drink 😂😂😂😂

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 8 měsíci +28

      Didn’t think anybody caught that 😂😂😂

    • @Kingdakota97
      @Kingdakota97 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@whatitdodave we here for it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kibecawest9867
    @kibecawest9867 Před 7 měsíci +44

    To answer your question about John Smith and Pocahontas. At the time of their first meeting, Smith was a full grown adult and Pocahontas was 13-14 years old. Secondly, evidence suggests that she "rescued" him from her tribe in a very complex form of native diplomacy, basically making the other party feel indebted to you. Thirdly, there is no real evidence that they in any way had a sexual relationship, it was a political "we're using each other for our own ends" kind of relationship. There would be another English settler that did end up marrying Pocahontas, but that again was for political reasons. The concept of John Smith and Pocahontas having a romantic or sexual relationship is an invention of Disney made for drama.

    • @nathangreen5229
      @nathangreen5229 Před 24 dny

      @@kibecawest9867 also some stuff says she was sa’d

  • @StormyMainShorts
    @StormyMainShorts Před 10 měsíci +128

    i love how he was analyzing the accuracy of all the stats

  • @LoneraptorV2
    @LoneraptorV2 Před 10 měsíci +28

    As a Native I’m gonna need those Buffs

  • @luxter858
    @luxter858 Před 10 měsíci +101

    Equal "rights". My man was destroying every human race

    • @leonildoacp5533
      @leonildoacp5533 Před 7 měsíci +7

      nah. hi forgot arabs

    • @DaCostaRica48
      @DaCostaRica48 Před 2 měsíci

      @@leonildoacp5533that ain’t a race its a sub group of tan (“whites”)

  • @itzsaber7794
    @itzsaber7794 Před 9 měsíci +22

    Buffering has to be the best excuse ive ever heard

  • @Destoyer2POINT_1
    @Destoyer2POINT_1 Před 10 měsíci +45

    I respect that "I'm in control of my emotions"

  • @ronnieedge2236
    @ronnieedge2236 Před 6 měsíci +5

    6:45
    Im gonna quote the late, great Paul of Mitten Squad, and say this.
    _"Get wet, get wild. Buy a bidet today, and have an adventure tomorrow."_
    We miss you man. 🕊

  • @geethenerd
    @geethenerd Před měsícem +2

    I remember when my Aunt (who was from the US) moved to Mexico, she said she never wanted to go back home, because she felt pretty lonely there

  • @timberrrton
    @timberrrton Před 10 měsíci +65

    OffendingEverybody is my new favorite channel

  • @Step_in_Faith
    @Step_in_Faith Před 9 měsíci +17

    bro- the bidet IS life changing because it's the cleanest you'll feel. Trust me

  • @thomasrussell9613
    @thomasrussell9613 Před 10 měsíci +14

    Dude please do more
    It's so good.

  • @What-lt3lj
    @What-lt3lj Před 7 měsíci +4

    Man, 80% of my program in undergrad was Latino, and the moment I complained about the cafeteria only having pickled jalapeños and not fresh ones, they adopted me and told me I was an honorary latino. I drank so much tequila in college after that.

    • @Aelvir114
      @Aelvir114 Před dnem

      @@What-lt3lj honorary latino is a word I never thought I would hear today

  • @Ilosteverything
    @Ilosteverything Před 9 měsíci +8

    Why bro got such a soothing voice man, i can sleep whit it.

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Před měsícem

    2:45 You're what we call duskborn. You've got a minor stealth buff in most low-light conditions.

  • @epic8088
    @epic8088 Před měsícem +1

    My neighbor's abuela has this magical power where she ask you a question, but it wasnt a question.
    Me: *just checking my mail*
    Abuela: You hungry, Mijo?

  • @J0eMega
    @J0eMega Před měsícem +2

    If you’re 6’3, even if you can’t play basketball, you can play basketball lmao

  • @aegea363
    @aegea363 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Suggestion as a Turk: If you gonna buy Bidet buy "Turkish bidets" instead of japanese or any other because turkish ones are the most intigrated ones but japanese ones are basicly just rods that has electronics to come and go away and needs a remote meanwhile turkish ones are just a hole that won't interfiere.

  • @SkeleRizz
    @SkeleRizz Před 10 měsíci +15

    Bro's height is what every woman in america wants 😆

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 10 měsíci +7

      That’s probably why I got snatched up and married so quick 😂

    • @Badvoiceactor1
      @Badvoiceactor1 Před 10 měsíci

      Damn lucky.. i pull no hoes

  • @janelleisbored
    @janelleisbored Před 10 měsíci +15

    Good video Dave! You should do more of his stuff ❤

  • @samon880
    @samon880 Před 10 měsíci +6

    As for stealth you have dawn and dusk

  • @The_Jasonian01
    @The_Jasonian01 Před 3 měsíci +1

    My late wife was Mexican. It’s a fact. Her family is still my family after she’s gone.

  • @trwortham
    @trwortham Před 9 měsíci +2

    Bidet is a life changer. Check out the South Park episode Japanese Toilets.

  • @HLP_Gaming
    @HLP_Gaming Před 3 měsíci

    The Rubik’s cube joke was the best 😂

  • @jakejager
    @jakejager Před 4 měsíci +1

    Man, after thinking about it, i guess i did fail upwards but i also had to work real hard to overcome each failure so did i really fail upwards or just worked harder every time the world, or my own poor decisions, smacked me down?

  • @TheFox-qf7dz
    @TheFox-qf7dz Před 10 měsíci +9

    Adoro esses seus reacts😎🤙

  • @K.A.Riley09
    @K.A.Riley09 Před měsícem +1

    Give us the video of you playing the saxophone

  • @mineplays7124
    @mineplays7124 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I PLAY SAXOPHONE TOOO!!!! YAY ANOTHER SAXOPHONIST

  • @hookhandmcgeedank6980
    @hookhandmcgeedank6980 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Pocahontas was John Smith’s wife in real life

    • @ForestWolf1757
      @ForestWolf1757 Před 7 měsíci

      No, Pocahontas was married to John Rolfe, not John Smith. John Smith was injured and was sent back to England, where he wrote a pretty self ego-inflating auto biography about his exploits in the New World.
      Pocahontas married John Rolfe, an English tobacco farmer, and passed away from disease on the return trip from England at the age of 21.
      The Disney movie is extremely historically inaccurate and should never be used as a historical reference, because well, it's a Disney movie.

  • @briang4914
    @briang4914 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Bro im 6ft 3 and white. People still assume im good at basketball 😂 problem is the small mexican dudes I shoot hoops with dont call me lebron they call me Dirk. Way less swag stat.

    • @tylerhassey5210
      @tylerhassey5210 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Nah bro dirk is still one of the goats

    • @briang4914
      @briang4914 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@tylerhassey5210 fair point!

  • @danielandersson7485
    @danielandersson7485 Před 9 měsíci

    2:44 That means your time of excellence would be during dusk and dawn! 😋👍

  • @Average-Illinoisan
    @Average-Illinoisan Před 6 měsíci +1

    Dude has mastered all forms of racism

  • @Adstodeus
    @Adstodeus Před 7 měsíci +2

    How the fuck am i heavier then a guy that is taller then me by at least one head

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 7 měsíci

      Taller people are generally more lean.

    • @Adstodeus
      @Adstodeus Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@whatitdodavenah bro i am heavier by 20 kg then you but i am 5'11 and i am only 18, gad damn, great video man gotta say

  • @sirdenchik
    @sirdenchik Před 7 měsíci +1

    hello snoop dog's brother lmao

  • @rjwarnock1938
    @rjwarnock1938 Před 2 měsíci

    The messed up thing about pocahontas was she was 15 when she was kidnapped and John Smith met her a ten and then again a 12-13 years old

  • @vogothedudepathian3390
    @vogothedudepathian3390 Před 7 měsíci +1

    As someone who was is the same bidet situation, install it. It WILL change your life. And make you realize how much people smell like shit.

  • @brysonmartin3390
    @brysonmartin3390 Před měsícem

    Bro the black guy with the lowest swap still got more than the average white guy

  • @gogeta3326
    @gogeta3326 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I'm going to be honest, failing upward is kind of true for white people, But that doesn't mean that it's a lie for every other race. Think of it this way. If a barber makes a mistake, it's a new style. If a scientist makes a mistake, it's a new discovery. If a tailor makes a mistake, it's a new fashion statement. If a musician makes a mistake, it's a new chord (or, whatever it's called, not a musician myself, but you get the idea).

  • @juicea6286
    @juicea6286 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Pochahatas was kidnapped that’s the only thing I think is wrong

  • @the_eye6229
    @the_eye6229 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Pocahontas was a real person

  • @Astro-eu1eu
    @Astro-eu1eu Před 7 měsíci

    I love your voice it's so calming

  • @goofyahh8090v
    @goofyahh8090v Před 10 měsíci +1

    Well it's gone

  • @Sithassassin77
    @Sithassassin77 Před 7 měsíci

    mans looks like squidward

  • @echodvc4543
    @echodvc4543 Před 10 měsíci +4

    8:29 I think this is the only thing that rubbed me wrong cause I’ve read about this guy who he is picking at his looks and stuff. He committed suicide earlier this year.

    • @reallystupidsometimes
      @reallystupidsometimes Před 10 měsíci

      consider yourself offended

    • @echodvc4543
      @echodvc4543 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@reallystupidsometimes I’m not offended, its just sad.

    • @FrankieWilliams-kx9gp
      @FrankieWilliams-kx9gp Před 10 měsíci

      Honestly he probably picked him to further prove the point about Korea’s self slaughter rate.

  • @guerral9840
    @guerral9840 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Fun réaction

  • @MoxxoM
    @MoxxoM Před 3 měsíci

    13:20: Yeah, but nearly all people that buy cars are adults, so who cares?

  • @K.A.Riley09
    @K.A.Riley09 Před měsícem +1

    Nah Gojira a buff fr

  • @malongdong7406
    @malongdong7406 Před 2 měsíci

    mexican happiness=very high
    somos puro desmadre

  • @alejandrogonzalez9287
    @alejandrogonzalez9287 Před 6 měsíci

    Day walker 😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelsoliday4381
    @samuelsoliday4381 Před 6 měsíci

    The movie Pocahontas was almost completely made up.

  • @axlvanaudenhove6564
    @axlvanaudenhove6564 Před 10 měsíci

    Not sure what you mean with fail upwards

  • @HiHelloBonjour
    @HiHelloBonjour Před 3 měsíci

    💁🏿‍♂️ humour

  • @Kingg-su7ks
    @Kingg-su7ks Před 8 měsíci +1

    Pocahontas was 12💀

  • @Dehwolii
    @Dehwolii Před 8 měsíci

    6:07 No.)

  • @leebandz1
    @leebandz1 Před 10 měsíci

    Hiiiiii ❤❤❤❤❤ love da vids

  • @Sulfurfields12
    @Sulfurfields12 Před 7 měsíci

    When did the video come out originally

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 7 měsíci

      Not sure off the top of my head. The original link is in the description.

  • @MadPirateShin
    @MadPirateShin Před 9 měsíci

    Well dang, CZcams removed the original video for "hate speech."

  • @Yoboymental
    @Yoboymental Před 5 měsíci

    I play tuba

  • @blexs
    @blexs Před 10 měsíci +1

    They took down the original video ):

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 10 měsíci

      Hm. I’m wondering if I should take mines down. I can’t afford to get a strike. 😅

    • @blexs
      @blexs Před 10 měsíci

      @@whatitdodave oof yeah look out let's hope that doesn't happen

  • @Do_Not_Lie2
    @Do_Not_Lie2 Před 6 měsíci

    fail upwards? like every democrat/dei hire?

  • @MlTCH
    @MlTCH Před 10 měsíci +6

    1:38 you put yourself the musically gifted stereotype room and the door has locked behind you.
    _(The below is NOT a good way to view humanity in the current world, but was a reality for most of it)_
    This whole thing…. if someone really actually wanted to view races competing, would mean outcomes mean infinitely more than the means to get there. The whites are so far ahead it’s not even a competition. They did what they needed to get done in the time periods where those things were globally acceptable. They won. We live in a world where I can react to this CZcams video on an iPhone. Do the research and math behind that. If you disagree before doing the research and math, it’s the reason why either; you are a self hating white or your race didn’t “win”. Do the work, get the result. It’s been true throughout time. It even applies to evolution itself. Complaining doesn’t help.

  • @MrOmfgtacos
    @MrOmfgtacos Před 10 měsíci

  • @bankai8810
    @bankai8810 Před 7 měsíci

    Is the video banned?

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah the original got taken down thanks to CZcams. The video only exists on reaction channels now haha. They won’t take those down due to the added commentary. Its a little loophole of sorts.

  • @TiotiopJ
    @TiotiopJ Před 9 měsíci

    hey why u whispering?

    • @whatitdodave
      @whatitdodave  Před 9 měsíci +1

      I’m actually using my normal speaking voice. But people are so used to yelling that i guess I’m whispering in comparison.