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  • @1991timoteo
    @1991timoteo Před 3 lety +30

    You looking at the Captains full moon, I’m looking at the full moon from the opening clip 👀

  • @arabiantxn
    @arabiantxn Před 3 lety +38

    It's a nice sunny day But, apparently We're getting a full moon as well.

    • @dustinrhodes1091
      @dustinrhodes1091 Před 3 lety

      Crescent moon!😂

    • @jamesrath25
      @jamesrath25 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmfao Im dead lolololol belly laughting so hard this......cheeky bastards

    • @jamesrath25
      @jamesrath25 Před 3 lety +2

      He must be a plumber

    • @weiniesail
      @weiniesail Před 3 lety +1

      That's no moon... It's a space station.
      (also...fu arock)

    • @arabiantxn
      @arabiantxn Před 3 lety

      @@weiniesail Lol

  • @wjatube
    @wjatube Před 3 lety +22

    The length of the mooring line is equal to 100 times the size of your boat.
    -Florida guy

  • @keithleonard5085
    @keithleonard5085 Před 3 lety +24

    I’d love to see a version of this where Bronco’s Guru launches and lands his boat flawlessly while someone else criticizes his technique.

    • @caballopalido
      @caballopalido Před 3 lety +2

      COMPLETELY AGREE. he sounds like some paper pushing douchelord without an ounce of machismo. my wife has a deeper voice

    • @MrYamadog27
      @MrYamadog27 Před 3 lety +8

      @@caballopalido So which video were you in?

    • @caballopalido
      @caballopalido Před 3 lety +3

      @@MrYamadog27 i wouldn't be caught dead on the ethnic side of florida

    • @signoresantinoburnett1169
      @signoresantinoburnett1169 Před 2 lety +1

      He's got a video where he literally leaves the camera and goes and backs a guys trailer down for him...

  • @seansimons7043
    @seansimons7043 Před 3 lety +15

    Charter captain knew that plumbers crack was going on. He just thought the ladies would appreciate it

  • @loganjohnson8010
    @loganjohnson8010 Před 3 lety

    Windy old weather, stormy old weather, when the wind BLOWS we'll all go together. 👊👊👊

  • @GodBlessedAmerica
    @GodBlessedAmerica Před 3 lety +9

    Here in Savannah, our ramps are pressure washed to remove the slime build up. So far no slide ins.
    Be safe everyone. 🛥🇺🇸

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 Před 3 lety +1

      As many taxes we pay, seems like more places should do that!

    • @briansaben5697
      @briansaben5697 Před 3 lety

      @@Alvan81 No state tax in Florida. What tax are you referring too?

    • @Cerus98
      @Cerus98 Před 3 lety

      @@briansaben5697 - No income tax but there’s taxes on everything else dingus.

    • @briansaben5697
      @briansaben5697 Před 3 lety

      @@Cerus98 That’s not true at all. Florida gets a lot of its revenue from vacationers. Try doing a little homework before jumping into a debate you know nothing about. Who’s the dingus now? 😎

    • @Cerus98
      @Cerus98 Před 3 lety

      @@briansaben5697 - On what planet does that even make sense? You think vacationers just hand over money to the state when they visit?
      I guess technically they do....in the form of a tax called sales tax and the highest gas tax in the nation at .42 per gallon.
      Florida literally taxes everything other states do except for income. Sorry but you’re still a dingus.

  • @pallikorva11
    @pallikorva11 Před 3 lety +8

    That dude in Hurricane was a pro compared to all of those I've seen on this channel. Bow first then turn the wheel left and give some gas on reverse gear in order to move the aft close to the pier. That is not rocket science. Good work there, mate!

  • @scottydoesntknow254
    @scottydoesntknow254 Před 3 lety +8

    Thicc girl on the first boat 🚢

  • @johnbaker4847
    @johnbaker4847 Před 3 lety

    nice segway, "bow in, bow out..." BRAVO! 🥳👍😊😎🥰

  • @lsgt5132
    @lsgt5132 Před 3 lety +2

    After watching a few of these videos I have to ask, whats the deal with all the jet skis all in the way. You coming into dock and there lined up all down the side of the ramps and people just hanging out.

  • @derick2986
    @derick2986 Před 3 lety +3

    If you only got a stern line and your bow starts to swing out just put the boat in forward and turn to the dock. Its as simple as that.

    • @markpitchford7375
      @markpitchford7375 Před 3 lety +1

      that's how I dock every time - swing the rear in, go to the swim platform, tie the stern, then helm forward, step out and tie the front.

  • @thehockeycardkid693
    @thehockeycardkid693 Před 3 lety

    Cheek -a-boo!!!!!!!!!

  • @graysonplummer8238
    @graysonplummer8238 Před 3 lety +4

    These videos are so interesting to me for some reason

    • @blackjackdealer204
      @blackjackdealer204 Před 3 lety

      Bro.. you too ? I was about to give a huge shout out to the guy who just hangs out and films all day ... so we can hang on the sofa and enjoy

  • @itzreece6347
    @itzreece6347 Před 3 lety

    This is pretty interesting lol. I'm learning the do's and don'ts on the ramps.

  • @PileOnPileOffPileUpOnThe481

    I love your channel best boating videos on CZcams! Crystal clear quality!! Amazing content all of your channels....
    I love them all! My favorite though for some reason are these Boat Ramp videos.

  • @jakewilson4679
    @jakewilson4679 Před 3 lety +1

    Always fun to watch, Thanks bg & wavy!

  • @ynech
    @ynech Před 3 lety +1

    Nice video.

  • @RobbyM32CREW
    @RobbyM32CREW Před 3 lety

    These are enjoyable, here in iowa we don't see many people struggle backing up like this

  • @therealjpoe23
    @therealjpoe23 Před 3 lety

    Good start with the soft bun action.

  • @rona8663
    @rona8663 Před 3 lety

    Great video Broncos... very entertaining and funny. Always enjoy your shows... keep em coming.

  • @shnill
    @shnill Před 3 lety +1

    Yo the cakkkkke on the first boat

  • @greenwi28
    @greenwi28 Před 3 lety +2

    @4:35. Thx for throwing your cigarette in the water lady

  • @sheade_mcshyster
    @sheade_mcshyster Před 3 lety

    Love this channel!

  • @benny9513
    @benny9513 Před 3 lety +1

    N that's why you should always have that lanyard attached to you at all times especially on skis

  • @sheriacre1884
    @sheriacre1884 Před 3 lety +1

    Keep up the good work

  • @donerickson1954
    @donerickson1954 Před 3 lety +1

    Moon over Miami!

  • @stevej00
    @stevej00 Před 3 lety

    Nice looking old Formula rehab!!

  • @laundrieshanging9077
    @laundrieshanging9077 Před 3 lety

    Lmao “for some reason?” Girls LOVE boats

  • @KennethLondon-ft9gw
    @KennethLondon-ft9gw Před 3 lety +7

    Do me a favor and post the full video of the first boat THICCCCCCCCCCC

    • @jamesrath25
      @jamesrath25 Před 3 lety +2

      Dummy thicccc thicker then a kardasian

  • @stapletonfamily4571
    @stapletonfamily4571 Před 3 lety

    I love this channel !

  • @ionracer24
    @ionracer24 Před 3 lety +1

    The cake edition...

  • @1lunifyd
    @1lunifyd Před 3 lety +1

    I never see any rubber boat bumpers????? And most of these people need to take a class on boat ramp etiquette! Lol 😝

  • @JohnAFowler
    @JohnAFowler Před 3 lety

    I live on the Niagara River and I rarely if ever go out on a weekend. Monday is the best day and water is usually boat free and launching is a breeze.

  • @biodot88
    @biodot88 Před 3 lety +2

    Why is the bilge pump running on the blue boat? 1:27

  • @erdricksword3684
    @erdricksword3684 Před 3 lety

    That bilge pump was pumping hard the entire clip. Can't believe it had that much water in the bilge.

  • @17hunter00
    @17hunter00 Před 3 lety +1

    4:12 you can see the wheel of the trailer is locked up and not spinning. That probably added to why they had to get pulled out

  • @stevefisher2553
    @stevefisher2553 Před 3 lety

    Those barnacles will tear you up!

  • @silverstarflite135
    @silverstarflite135 Před 3 lety

    "Chic in the black"....omg, so 70's

  • @brianbiro9094
    @brianbiro9094 Před 3 lety

    Tilt the engine up

  • @djmjr77
    @djmjr77 Před 3 lety

    I think the Cap was the guy in the red shorts, the full moon guy was probably the "entertainment" .. lol

  • @marsmars9130
    @marsmars9130 Před 2 lety +1

    OMG! a mask out on the water, BUT!! no life jacket! Yes there very smart

  • @a.m.v.6938
    @a.m.v.6938 Před 3 lety

    Is video 😳 I’m in love 🥰

  • @wisdomSP
    @wisdomSP Před 3 lety

    Love this channel, but I wish your videos were longer. Keep on Keepin' on!

  • @C5Ron7
    @C5Ron7 Před 3 lety

    👍👍😎⚓

  • @isaacgonzalez3684
    @isaacgonzalez3684 Před 3 lety +3

    0:10 uhmm Nice Asterisk

  • @dieseldrax
    @dieseldrax Před 3 lety

    There had to have been a mechanical issue with that Honda Pilot, it had AWD and I've launched 3-seater skis on a double trailer with one at the ramps as well as on a riverbank and had no problems whatsoever.

  • @jacobm7002
    @jacobm7002 Před 3 lety +1

    I sail dinghys, and we have to dock every day(obviously). These have no other power than sail, but somehow we are still better at docking than florida man in his 300 horse motorboat. Like pulling up to the dock isnt that hard, the only thing i can sympathize with is backing down the ramp on a busy day.

  • @nathanbishop1999
    @nathanbishop1999 Před 3 lety

    You should buy an rv and take your guys across the country this summer filming all the boat ramps

    • @timdake
      @timdake Před 3 lety +1

      It would be hard to find another landing with more incompetent people, than Miami. Seriously... Most of the rest of the country will have a few idiots, but this ramp in Miami is nothing but idiots.

    • @nathanbishop1999
      @nathanbishop1999 Před 3 lety

      @@timdake hahahaha I bet it is

  • @Seth.burnz08
    @Seth.burnz08 Před 3 lety

    1:00 did they leave the drain plug out cause the bilge was going the whole time

  • @dustintunis9347
    @dustintunis9347 Před 3 lety +1

    You say you'd want 4wd at that ramp, I believe that Honda Pilot was AWD. I'm watching on my phone, but I think that's what was on the bottom right of the hatch.

    • @joshuarodrique2096
      @joshuarodrique2096 Před 3 lety

      Yeah it definitely had the AWD badge there

    • @joshuarodrique2096
      @joshuarodrique2096 Před 3 lety

      Truth be told I’ve launched my 19 ft Key West with a FWD Odyssey several times so it was most likely severe operator error 😂

    • @walldogger1
      @walldogger1 Před 3 lety

      Pilots with twin tailpipe outlets are AWD.They also feature a center diff-loc that would've most certainly pulled the lake lice out.

    • @quickturn66
      @quickturn66 Před 3 lety

      @@walldogger1 lake lice,I’m going to start using that one

  • @lenny0347
    @lenny0347 Před 3 lety

    curios to know why the ramp doesn't have grip groves in the concrete

  • @2-old-Forthischet
    @2-old-Forthischet Před 3 lety

    Why is that dock so high out of the water?

  • @malekodesouza7255
    @malekodesouza7255 Před 3 lety +1

    Two things: no cleats on the docks for docking lines? And no floating docks that go up/down with the tides? Why the hell not?

  • @mikedrake5373
    @mikedrake5373 Před 3 lety

    Honda pilot had a hard time pulling a empty jet ski trailer out without help if they had a boat hooked to it, it would have been in the river.

  • @Blakethegoat
    @Blakethegoat Před 3 lety +1

    Here when the title still says “fo” not “of”

  • @randyluvan9623
    @randyluvan9623 Před 3 lety

    I'm surprised how many cars go in and can't get out that they don't have groves paved in the dock? A bunch of rookies haha try doing this when it's freezing out fishing in the Midwest!

  • @SeanChYT
    @SeanChYT Před 3 lety

    fo fo fo fo

  • @SaltyNomad
    @SaltyNomad Před 2 lety

    2:25 The ski has a fold down step... doesn’t it??

  • @AlexGarcia-ew2fv
    @AlexGarcia-ew2fv Před 3 lety

    Now miami is The Capital of ( Illegal Charter Boats/Parties )....On the bay u see all over on weekends

  • @kevinvanlohuizen2709
    @kevinvanlohuizen2709 Před 3 lety

    Need longer videos

  • @zk9058
    @zk9058 Před 3 lety

    No one wants to see the moon during the day. And why is there so much water pumping from that bilge?
    Good to see the content refocused on the ramps......and i love the increased frequency of uploads. Keep up the great work!

  • @clarkdarden8727
    @clarkdarden8727 Před 3 lety

    Because Bachelor parties involve guests that don't want to be seen in public. LOL.

  • @Standswithabeer
    @Standswithabeer Před 3 lety

    doesn't anybody in Miami own a boat hook? And a proper bow & stern line? And a PFD? dang.

  • @JaZu
    @JaZu Před 3 lety

    I do believe that would be a bachelorette party, not a bachelor party.

  • @skymaster71
    @skymaster71 Před 3 lety

    Just say no to crack!

  • @gemfaceter
    @gemfaceter Před 3 lety +1

    Please bring your boat down and show everyone how to launch and load a boat you seem to be a pro according to your videos.

    • @garywest2250
      @garywest2250 Před 2 lety

      it's fucking easy! if you have so much trouble, go and practice in an empty parking lot. launching and loading a boat is fucking easy.

  • @nike12000haha
    @nike12000haha Před 3 lety

    Thats y you buy a seadoo they have Re boarding ladders best thing ever!!

  • @WmRob
    @WmRob Před 3 lety

    One video, the guy has a 12’ bowline. This one has a 100’ bowline. Remind me to never boat near Miami.

  • @mw9984
    @mw9984 Před 2 lety +1

    My favorite was the brain surgeon all masked up in the open and on the water.🤦🏻

  • @bengone3349
    @bengone3349 Před 3 lety

    It's difficult to type while LMAO!

  • @Watchdoc65
    @Watchdoc65 Před 3 lety

    Is he also a plumber by chance?

  • @billbussler3332
    @billbussler3332 Před 3 lety

    I wouldn't have tied the line to a cleat and risk breaking it to pull a stranger out of a stuck.....

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube Před 3 lety +1

      I agree it's a tough call. I would also hate to end my day with a separated shoulder or getting pulled-in.

  • @warpedpb6789
    @warpedpb6789 Před 3 lety

    4:38 = wish she got a ticket

  • @fintoofishing
    @fintoofishing Před 3 lety

    6th

  • @pumacat1637
    @pumacat1637 Před 3 lety

    Funny that bachelor party didn’t make a run for the shore lol

  • @nealsterling3849
    @nealsterling3849 Před 2 lety

    Crack kills lol

  • @FoundationElectronics

    after watching a handful of these youtube videos, I've noticed that, unless it's high tide, or you have a 7 ft tall boat, those docks are the worst design I've ever seen! floating docks are the way to go! they move with the tide, and they're always below your feet, and not eye height at low tide, especially if you own a jet ski

  • @caluml-j5973
    @caluml-j5973 Před 3 lety +1

    Increased boat users causers increases idiots on boats

  • @gregmight3632
    @gregmight3632 Před 3 lety +3

    Watch the lover of nature throw her cigarette in the ashtray at the 4:39 (roughly) mark !! L A Z Y P E O P L E SUCK ...

  • @harrygallagher1651
    @harrygallagher1651 Před 3 lety

    X

  • @rickross1815
    @rickross1815 Před 3 lety

    Water level looks real low

  • @seangerant653
    @seangerant653 Před 3 lety

    more goofy boaters !!!!

  • @user-ib3qb5zn8u
    @user-ib3qb5zn8u Před 3 lety

    А в нашем дебильном городе Магадане даже нет стоянки катеров ....

  • @birddawgg99
    @birddawgg99 Před 3 lety

    I like the videos but I tend to mute the sound, the commentator tends to be wrong a lot and makes wayyyyyyy too many comments

  • @docox27
    @docox27 Před 3 lety

    Captain is part of America's Crack problem

  • @cameron591
    @cameron591 Před 3 lety

    I see nothing but "fail comentery" how about some wins? More positive outlook/commentary of those who know what's up and those who don't can learn from ehh

  • @chrishenning3212
    @chrishenning3212 Před 3 lety

    Who is this guy doing the commentary???? He must be a EXPERT boater that he can make comments about others that have some issues at the boat ramp. He doesn't know any of these people situations and I"M SURE if he's even a boater that he's never have an issue. He says he hasn't he's a liar! I have been a boater since I was 12 years old and I've had my share of mishaps due to wind, over crowded ramps, being distracted. Sure some people just aren't up to speed as they should be but it no reason to talk them down.
    All this guy has time to do is sit on the shore and make fun of other people. He's probably never owned a boat.

  • @justachipn3039
    @justachipn3039 Před 3 lety

    The only channel I watch on *MUTE* and don't Sub too because of >>> Commentary SUCKS !!!

  • @marcellebaudry5786
    @marcellebaudry5786 Před 2 lety

    des nul

  • @SARDOGFL
    @SARDOGFL Před 3 lety

    Yee gads, Miami Boat Ramps... the 'rear', as you call it, is the stern (or aft). The 'front', as you call it... is the bow (or forward). How 'bout using correct terms in your posts to perhaps educate the neophytes.

  • @AcDcRox01993
    @AcDcRox01993 Před 3 lety

    these video's would be so much better without commentary