Amber Says What: Britney Spears, Texas Winter Emergency
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The best part of 2020 was Amber getting her own show - and still be part of Seth's team.
Like the wu tang clan.
ya until this video i didnt realize she still worked with seth
@@drewhead1 i love this comparison!!!!!
It really was!!!!
@@drewhead1 apropos considering the ghost vs Rae versus battle.
Amber did help alot with 2020
"I'm not a cat" "That's exactly what a cat would say!" Love Amber! Been a spell since I got an "Anber says what?" Made my night 🙂
It's definitely not though. Cats won't shut up about being cats and how great cats are. Like, yeesh! We get it!
cat-ass cat. can't wait to insult a cat with this new treasure.
The shade Amber threw at Seth to get a haircut was just GOLD!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Yeah, I heard what you said.
mmhm.
I love this hair long
"how bad do you have it that you're missing Ted Cruz?"
That poor dog. We need to stage an intervention.
Omg yes! Biden adopt another dog!!!
You mean put it down?
Let's be honest, it was probably missing the kids, Ted ain't home often enough to be known...
@@mwater_moon2865 You mean those evil kids that lead poor sweet Ted Cruz astray?
What is a dog but a machine for loving
You introduce him to a human being giving him the mission to love
And however ugly, perverse, deformed or stupid this human being might be
The dog loves him
- Iggy Pop, A Machine For Loving
Seth mentions Amber’s segment and I’m like, “What?”
Liked!
Amber: "What did you think was gonna happen?! Glue is gonna glue!"
I agree 100% with this.
"Glue gonna glue!" - we really should accept this as the 11th commandment.
...or maybe one of the amendments to the constitution. In fact, add it to ALL constitutions worldwide.
Or (and hear me out) don’t add anywhere because no one should be stupid enough to put permanent glue in their hair. Just a thought.
Ironically, I have never been able to get Gorilla Glue to stick the way it's supposed to do. I have no problem with stuff like Elmers Wood Glue, but GG never bonds to the items I'm trying to fix. But it *does* stick to fingers, clothing, and the table where you're doing your repair. Maybe that lady had had my experiences and falsely assumed it would never stick to her hair because that's where she wanted it!
That said, she's very lucky she didn't have to have all her hair cut off to get rid of the glue. Hurrah for that doctor! *Sighs with relief.*
I'm glad she said this. Gorilla Glue woman seems nice, but she can't be too bright to use gorilla glue as gel. Has she never seen the commercials or read the bottle?! Smh.
HOW CAN SOMEONE STILL BE ADORABLE WHILE MURDERING A BUTTERFLY.
I know, right?
No matter how many times she says, “What?” it never gets old 😂
I know! From anyone else it would become a tired bit, but somehow it’s great every time with ms Ruffin! She is very special.
It’s because it’s a different word every time. It’s just spelled the same!
@@emmgeevideo really ??? !!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Only Amber could make murdering a butterfly adorable
Bro! Exactly!!
Foshizzle dude!
Dragonflies murder butterflies
@@8arrows Creepy
Actually, Amber could be a serial killer and be adorable. Her victims die from laughter. Wait. Doesn't the Joker do that? I'm confused and conflicted. Well, Amber slays me. There are worse ways of dying.
You, Amber Ruffin, are a more energising start to a day than a cup of coffee... Love from India..
Oh yeah
I agree about Amber Ruffin and to you, Love from New York. B)
Cocaine and Ritalin work good
@@parimabartender not sustainable though 😅
@@Jennaros1ty ivr been doing it intravenous for 20 years I have no kids or family don't say that as humans we have a right to be left alone
I'm British & got banned from Twitter for giving Piers Morgan a piece of my mind for attacking Megan & Harry , it was worth it.
I'm not sure what she was getting at in that segment? Why do ppl hate megan? Why are british ppl mad at her?
No, it's only SOME British people who are mad at her, in particular some alleged newspapers who like talking utter s*****t.
@@dreadfairy6963 Racism. And she’s not British. And I think some blame for Harry not just falling in line, which he was never going to do (I have very limited knowledge about the monarchy, but I do know he’s always had his own mind). You can literally put headlines side by side about Kate and Megan about the same topic and see how she’s treated, it’s horrific.
@@LaraVlach Yes literally the same topics , but they laid into Megan every single time, Avocados, holding her baby bump etc, the media is just sickening..
@@dreadfairy6963 Oh 'cause she's mixed race, that's my Amber kept closing up on Meghan's skin. Some British people, led by the prick at the Daily Mail, cannot handle that one of the Princes married a black lady.
Amber is never wrong.
Except when she's trying to make Seth cut his hair.
You leave that beatiful wavy hair alone Amber! LEAVE IT ALONE!
Same here! I realize a lot of men have been sick about their long hair and when they can finally get it cut they cut it down to the nubs but I miss long hair on men. I even miss chest hair. Not that it looks good on all men but wasn’t supposed to be a sign of virility and masculinity? That isn’t why I liked it or do but I can remember it mattering.
yes bring back the long-haired boys!! let the locks flow!!
I was so sick of every dude having some variation of a part fade; it's boring and not everyone looks good in it. also Proud Boys kinda stuck their flag in that look
Yeah. I thought at first she was tryna draw attention to her own hair!
@@chaerodactyl 😂👏
I was going to disagree but I ALWAYS defer to the doctors wife.
The... the 'leave Britney alone' guy was right all along?
Whaaaaaaat??????
Chris Crocker!
Of course he was
I wento through the same stages of Amber: "do we need a docu about Spears?" "these people with these t-shirts sound a bit crazy" ... [watches documentary] ..."whaaaaaat?"
For the record, I just wanna say I believed him from the jump.
That was a guy??
I always thought it was a drunk or pilled up lady.
"that's exactly what a cat would say you cat ass cat" 😂😂
"Who designed this truck, Homer Simpson?" A timely Simpsons reference is always welcome and helpful.
“What are you delivering, the Pope?” Oh Amber, you are exactly what I needed
That got me too! Hahah
PAY HER EVERYTHING. She’s so fucking good
You should check out her CZcams channel.
then, amber tried to roast seth's smokin-hot long hair and i was like "WHAT?! YOU KEEP THOSE SCISSORS AWAY FROM THAT MAN OR SO HELP ME."
That jacket... I need it.
Amber is like a shot of happiness to the veins.
Amber's a hell of a drug...
You mean Heroin
@@bfg3890 Amber doesn't come with nasty side effects. So nothing like that.
@@meoff7602 the original comment or mentioned nothing about nasty side effects
How was the lawyer’s assistant not laughing hysterically?
My understanding is that the lawyer's "assistant" was his daughter, who was responsible for the filter being on in the first place.... She was probably giggling a bit, at least.
@@timothydoremus4252 Fantastic!!! Thanks.
@@timothydoremus4252
^This!
ok why is everyone so mean to Seth about his hair it looks way better like this imo
2020 killed the ubiquity of hard part fades and brought back boys with long/shaggy hair and 👏I 👏am 👏here 👏for 👏it
😂😂 the zoom into Meghan Markle’s face
You couldnt zoom in to her personality so
@@vanteylingenbrickfilms2427 It was zooming in to her skin. The UK tabloids are hating on her because of her skin colour. Her personality seems lovely. I'm from the UK, I've been watching the whole thing, I can't see anything wrong with her personality.
@@jp9707 they do that to all the princesses. She could have shown a bit more of a backbone
@@vanteylingenbrickfilms2427 They really don't. The tabloids worship the ground Kate Middleton walks on. And they pretty much treated Diana like a goddess. Yet here Meghan is, simply having a second baby, and the UK media act like she's committed a crime. You have to really work to ignore the inequality there. They do NOT treat the other princesses the way they treat Meghan.
I think sometimes white people hear the word 'racism' and our knee-jerk reaction is to argue that it couldn't possibly be racism, because x, y, z. Perhaps because it can be uncomfortable to acknowledge that there's a system that benefits us at the expense of people of colour. But it's important not to let yourself be ruled by this impulse, and to see it for what it is: defensiveness and denial.
@@jp9707 I am British and it's nothing to do with the colour of her skin, we all loved her initially, then she started dripping poison into Prince Harry's ear and look where he is now, living like some American celebrity, going on Oprah, it's ridiculous and forgetting he is a Royal Prince of the British people, that is why the British people don't like her, I think it ridiculous that we are basically being called racists, she is a bad influence on him - in my opinion.
To have even half of Amber's energy....damn.
Cocaine!
Pay me a few thousand bucks to talk for like five minutes and I could summon that kind of energy lol
I know I was like; what? Then I realized I'm an old white dude and I don't know if i just did something wrong by saying that, and I was like; what?
Now I'm back to: oh, snap!
@@christophero3869 ....I mean..... That's a damn good point. Lol
"Did this truck drive through the space-time continuum?" 😂😂
I'M NOT A CAT!!
That's exactly what a cat would say, ya cat ass cat!
@@Cobralalalala 😅🤣🤣🤣
Yes you are.
"Well, if you aren't a cat, then what are you?"
"Your feline overlord... now go open another can of meat, ape."
Classic!
Looks like something from the Jetsons. That delivery truck
Some windshield supplier wanted to make a bunch more money.
Disney's Cars.
OMG! I love cat filter! 😂
This is crazy. So, I was about to go to bed and saw a notification and I was like (sign) what. Then, I saw it was a seth vid and went, what is it. Then I saw it was amber and I scream WHAT!!!. Then, my neighbor bang and was like "what....the hell, you know what time it is?"
My exact situation expect the neighbor lol
What?!
No, just, just no
@@bfg3890 well what?!
What????? Lol.
And I was eagerly waiting for Amber to also rightfully lampoon Andrew Cuomo but she didn't and I was like .......
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I knew she wouldn't.
The postal vehicle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....
Two doses of Amber this week? On this show and her own?
Whaaaaat?!
She has a show? Whaaaaat?!
Inorite?!
@@ryeryeryerye YES go to Peacock
@@ryeryeryerye It's on Peacock but you can also find her channel on CZcams
Amber mentioned Texas and Cancun Cruz and I was like "well as a Texan, I certainly appreciate her humor. I understand how disgusting even saying Ted's name can be. Amber has grit."
Did the governor really get rid of all Covid-19 precaution for the state? Every time we ease up we spike, so stay safe.
@@addie_is_me A week from today, TX opens back up 100% with no mask mandate. Stupid is as stupid does.
@@Sailor-Dave please be safe. You seem level headed and decent. Don’t die like the the rest of Texas. In NYC we are having a loosening of restrictions which means another spike, but not no restrictions.. omgoodnees!
@@addie_is_me I'm a Texan from a town that held the Guinness book record for most churches per capita. Read: Red as hell. No one enforced any precautions here. Masks have never been mandatory and I've nearly come to blows with Trump jerks trying to mock me at grocery stores for being masked. Tip: If a maskless Trump rube gets mouthy, bark back loud and hard. Go straight to, "Not hearing your crap! Tell it to your Master Trump!"
Omg the butterfly🤣🤣🤣
More Amber. WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT???? 🥰🥰🥰
I love how much the crew is losing it. They all seem like they're having so much fun together
lol the homer car
"Who designed this truck? Homer Simpson?" Now that was a grab. Around 25 years old
It's The Simpsons. People remember.
More like thirty. I knew she was close to the same age I am, but a reference that old impressed me.
One of my favorite skits on the show! Amber's comedic timing is GENIUS!
peacock is almost viable because of Amber Ruffin...almost
Peacock needs a big, shiny, red "Amber Ruffin" button, and it would be a huge success. I can't use Peacock because I cannot FIND the Amber Ruffin show!
I think she is moving to a regular channel now. More money and exposure, but poor peacock.
Peacock has snl though. Thats a win.
@@jaredknapp6832 and The office, parks and tec, b99 and 30 rock
@@addie_is_me Wait is she really? I'm so happy for her, the more exposure for Amber's show the better
Get Amber MORE platforms and more volume. She's the EVERYTHING human I would like to see more of *everywhere*. Please
My heart breaks for Britney. What she's gone through is absolutely horrible. I was never a fan of her music, but I'm fan of her as a person that deserves to live her own life.
Lmao killing the butterfly at the end. but really I love naomi Osaka and clearly all the creatures do too
Best Cruz slam yet: how bad to actually miss Cruz. My disaster his ferris Buehler
She killed it! Who could have imagined that America's Sweetheart is a monster! Waaaah!!!!
What are you delivering? The Pope?! I love Amber so much
💙😍😂Amber is a slice of pure joy, wrapped up in adorable, and topped with a bow of delight. The only way she could get any better is if she was dipped in chocolate... OH WAIT- SHE WAS!!🥰
And then i realized that Amber is still not my wife, and I was like "WHAT???"
Contagious happiness 😄Touching the 🦋 wings totally kills em😆😂 i love the helpless adorable kitten-man😘
gotten used to hating TedC. But leaving his dog behind was the last straw😤😑
Seriously...who leaves their dog in a freezing house!!! What a jerk. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis
😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂Amber says what IS THE BEST!!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙
As a Brit, that insinuation that people have an issue with her because of the colour of her skin is very offensive.
Anyone (Brit or not) who has an issue with her solely on that grounds, is despicable and needs better education and a change in attitude.
Most of us don't care at all about Megan or Harry. The thing that irritates a lot of us is that they don't want to be a public part of the royal family but they do want to be in the public eye and use their ties to the royal family for financial gain as part of that public image. They should make a choice, and not try to have it both ways.
I can see that but why is that more important than the people who oblige them? I don't know, I guess I would be irritated to if I were a Brit
@@neotheboxer6015 I don't think many people are obliging them. It seems like when they said they wanted to step away from royal public life, most people said "fair enough" and left them to it.
@@philm4337 Some of the things published about her by the British media made me cringe . Nobody would want that . I don't think it's publicity that was the problem , but the type of publicity . Some of it was way below the belt. She was an actress, used to being in the media . As racist as the US is , there is no way on earth some of the stories printed about her in Britain would have made it to presss. The thing is that I have been watching a lot of documentaries about the royal family and recently and the British media have a long history of treating certain members like sh*t, then as sentiments changes or over time coming to embrace them so we will see how they turn out . I admire them for their efforts as many people do and think they both have a lot to offer .
@@rolliesclass3986 Not just British media, but anything owned by Murdoch. He feeds off trashy tabloid garbage. But most intelligent people know that so ignore it. You have to be thin skinned and have too much ego if you pay attention to it when it's about yourself or someone close to you.
That’s it, the Popemobile!!! I thought it looked familiar. Thanks Amber. 😘
Long time, no see this segment. I know Amber is a busy gal, but she is always welcome to stop by and do a segment for Seth
Ted Cruz left his dog behind and I was like Whoof! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NPR...”While Jamie Spears was not removed as the conservator of the singer's estate, Penny agreed in November to allow a third party, Bessemer Trust, to be added as co-conservator.”
So she's got 2 ppl sucking up her money and keeping her captive? Cool?
Apparently that cat lawyer used his position to harass his ex wife's store into bankruptcy. We're laughing at a monster who is also a doofus.
Why does that not surprise me if it’s true
@@optimusprime320-h9c oh, it's true. go look it up if you care to
BAD KITTY! 😾
How Trump like of him.
really glad she hasn't stopped doing these. Amber Says What is better than anything she's done on her new show
I just love Amber's segment, always makes me laugh and smile, thank you!
Things have been CRAZY!!
❤️ Amber & the butterfly 🦋
I’ve missed miss sassy Amber 😂
Careful telling Seth he has too much hair without spelling it out... last time I hinted shaving to my husband without spelling it out he shaved his legs 😂
It was pretty funny (& weird) lol.
SETH!!! GET A HAIRCUT!!! 😂
Yes you did Amber... Yes you did. 😂😂😂
"That's exactly what a cat would say."
"What are you delivering, the pope?"
#genius
Not to denigrate ANYTHING this lady has to say or has written for posterity, but one has to take her physicality and human beauty into account when looking in at the show when she delivers a monologue. Like a Robin Williams or Jim Carrey in her delivery - humor-forward, but making a wonderfully cogent argument.
It's so good to see Amber Ruffin again. No one brings her unique style to commentary about the news like she does.
Check out her Amber Ruffin show clips on CZcams and on free peacock app. It's all Amber energy! 🥰
It's sad when Gorilla Glue lady needs a conservatorship more than Britney Spears.
I like the part where she was like WHAT!
What?
“Glue gonna glue”. Yup.
Love her. This is one of my fav segments they do on the show.
That was SOOOOOOOO good
Butterfly bit killed me, as the come back joke on gorilla glue lady lmao
2:39 *"That's exactly what a cat would say, you cat-ass cat!"* haha
Damn! She was a butterfly whisperer, butterflies usually don’t stay that still, especially when the human tries to touch them!
I've had that happen, but it's really rare. I've always been happiest outdoors, though, so maybe that has something to do with it? Maybe she's just so sweet she even attracts butterflies? 💜
Mesoamerican cultures believed butterflies were the souls of their dearly departed ancestors. Perhaps this butterfly was Naomi’s ancestor. :)
Amber, you missed the chance to give that lawyer a Cat-@$$-trophy 😂😂😂💜
Wandavison finale
Amber says what?!!
My Face Hurts From Laughing so Hard, my poor neighbors lmao!!!!!!!
I imagine amber used to be like this in the break room, and Seth was like, "you want your own bit?"
She obviously mixed up the Moco De Gorilla with the Gorilla Glue, i can see it happening.
Okay!!! Thank you!!! I’m so glad I’m not alone in this... 😂😂😂
Actually she said she knew it was Gorilla glue but thought she would be able to get it out that evening
@@neotheboxer6015 Amber was being nice. Everyone didn’t start feeling sorry for her. I’m glad it came out well in the end, but I will always find her funny.
AMBER HAS HER OWN SHOW IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT. It’s called “The Amber Ruffin show” and she has her own CZcams channel for it.
She's so cute! LOL 🤣
I love Amber!
Amber loves this! Good on Amber!
"How bad do you have to have it to miss Ted Cruz" LMAO
I laughed out loud several times during this. Thank you..."and i said get me a tshirt..." Lol!
I am watching this again just for a laugh. Love the cat zoom attorney! Makes me giggle!
Honestly love Amber 😊, a role model
She MURDERED a butterfly
@@bfg3890 🤫that didn't happen 😂
@@heatherunderhill3937 sigh. I know
What????? Lol.
And I was eagerly waiting for Amber to also rightfully lampoon Andrew Cuomo but she didn't and I was like .......
.............
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I knew she wouldn't.
😭😭😭It was the end of the segment! Why did you have to kill it!!????😭😭😭 🤣🤣
"We may never know"...killed me LOL!!!
What could she possibly do?! It's glue. Glue gonna glue. 😂
"What are you delivering . . . the Pope?" lol
Fyi, the current USPS trucks are 60 yo designs. They must be as strong as armoured trucks, by law, because of mail theft.
WHAT!!! Adorable Amber smooshes butterflies! My innocence's is lost.
Amber’s skits are the best part of Seth’s show! She’s worth her weight in gold! Amber’s the best!!! ❤️❤️❤️🙌🙌😭
Cat ass cat! 😂 I need a show of just Amber says what 😊
Cat ass cat got me too! Dead 😆
"We done broke th' Earth". Pure gold!
I love it when the jokes are so good you hear the crew laughing in the background.
Seth handled the hair cut sally like a sea captain .
The mail truck jokes. Lmao. Classic Simpsons reference.
Amber, drag your sunshine down to Texas and all will be well
LMAO!! "I got business to do!"
"I'm not a cat" never gets old.