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Arin âș / egoraptor
Danny âș / ninjasexparty
#SideEffects #18GolfBallsEverSoHard #MiniGolfAdventure - Hry
List of Arin's crimes: Banks
SNEEG
SNEEG
He also self admittedly robbed from Walmart, because, and I quote, "Mr. and Mrs. Mart aren't gonna miss it!"
Banko
Banco moment
"let's play a relaxing game" downloads jankiest golf port on switch available. Game Grumps always delivers đ
Crazy Zen was worse, but they already played that one.
@@RabblesTheBinx in a world where golf it and golf with your friends exists it's just for the lulz
@@joshconfer209 I would love if they played golf with your friends. With jumps and course cheese. I feel like arin would enjoy it alot
I don't think you know what port means
i thought nintendo would be more strict about games on their platforms, i wouldn't be surprised if this was a game on steam etc
Dan: âWeâre gonna have a nice, relaxing mini golf adventure!â
Arin: âMaybe the reason I do Game Grumps is to escape the terrible voice in my head.â
As someone who also has a terrible voice in my head..... I think he might be on to something.
@@KhanaHatake i mean, dont we watch grumps for the exact same thing
very relatable
"we're playing some relaxing minigolf" ... every single episode of every single mini-golf game they ever played devolved into pure chaos in minutes.
every mini golf game ever played by ANY youtubers ever, come to think of it.
Dan always either looks like a tired mother or blissfully unaware in this ads
He is
Dan sounds like a tired mother sometimes.
@@jahuhahu The exact vibe I get from him every time Arin says some weird shit.
He is in the statistical age range of tired mother
He really does look like he's getting tired of Arin's shenanigans, but there's got to be some love that's keeping him around.
I will never get tired of Arin going in to some self RP scenarios at random times where he's every character and the stories just get more and more fleshed out. lol
Not to be a shill but you should check out some of his ShuffleMaster streams. He overlays pictures except his mouth. I've seen him play Cloud, Aerith, and Sephiroth, switching back and forth rapidly as they have a wierd conversation and argue with each other. Arin really is a master at voice-acting.
14:40 He sounds so proud of his olden days plot twist here.
excuse me mr prospector?
I want game grumps compilation with all the RPs.
"My name is Laura..."
Wow I can't believe Danny is playing Golf with nobody. A ghost. The remnants of a soul. A spectre. A war criminal.
Catchy was Arin all this time
Geneva? i barley know'er!
That's a next level joke right there.
A ghost, a figment!
Banks
âThis game is brokenâ
Meanwhile Iâm stuck wondering why a mini golf course has 15 holes instead of 18âŠ
The final three holes are broken.
Because it's mini.
the other 3 holes are on your mom
@@FuzzMustard it cant be on your mom, they're "mini-golf holes" not "mega-golf holes"
not even the developers wanted to finish the game
"Today always sucks. Tomorrow is gonna be good. You'll see."
I either want this on a shirt, or I want this on my tombstone. But if it turns out my archnemesis kills me, I want it to be:
"Grow up, get over yourself. No one wants to kill you. Jeez."
So wouldn't that just make tomorrow suck too since eventually tomorrow will become today and thus making today suck too since tomorrow has become today?
@@ConfettiBerg I'm afraid you'll have to find that answer elsewhere. By that time, my archnemesis will have killed me.
@@ConfettiBerg the comfort of that quote comes from internalizing its built-in hope and optimism. Sure, tomorrow might suck when it becomes today, but the next day will be good. You'll see.
@@creepymanchildren Bingo
@@creepymanchildren I cannot ever hear or read the word "hope" in normal context ever again cause all that I hear and see is nageto in my head being nageto about hope and despair and his normal crazy nonsense
I didn't listen to the side effect warnings. I took Game Grumps and now I can't stop shidding and farding.
I can stop shidding and farding RN
I ended up with hot dog fingepawdisfjdghggfd
I've puked *directly* on my dick.... Like 5 times from taking too much Game Grumps
Just get a HUUUGE hat for that. Youâll feel better in no time
I mean, a hat WOULD save me from the acid rain.
"Nice relaxing mini golf episode". 8:30 in, Arin - "I hate you and I've always hated you."
When they broke the game, getting the ball higher and higher my mind immediately went back to Sonic boom and the whole knuckles jump
The best thing about Ram Ranch is that just when you think it's over, you'll check and it's only halfway done
There's always 18 more cowboys out in the yard...
When they started to list side effects I was thinking about the hotdog fingers thing and when they didn't say it at first I was sad, then Dan said it y I went "I knew it!"
lol i thought the same.
i like how you used âyâ in an english sentence lol
"Sir, the restaurant is closing"
@@catharsis.404 i read it naturally too lol
@@catharsis.404 my bilingual brain crashing once moređ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
That "stop the ball in midair" bug is actually awesome. I'd love to see speedrunners play this game.
Getting a perfectly timed stop directly above the hole and watching the ball fall into the hole on the next stroke sounds rewarding to see
The tone in Arinâs voice makes it sound like heâs going to reference âRam Ranchâ at any second.
Oh my gosh weâre traumatized together
The game is broken?
Danny: "Arin..."
Arin: âWHAT DO YOU MEAN ARIN!?â
More like "aahrin" lol
So when they discovered the time stop "feature" this episode turned very quickly from "oh this will be a nice relaxing game to listen to" to "holy shit this is the funniest golf game of all time"
I cannot express how much I want to see that as an intentional feature in some sort of space mini-golf game now. Could add lots of cool gameplay
Hmmm..."funniest" is a really odd word choice when you mean "most frustrating"
Thatâs such a James thing to do, get excited for nuns and get someone whoâs looking for something else entirely to get excited about the thing theyâre searching for, unintentionally obviously, only for it to be nuns
"If I wanted to murder somebody it would be in a wal mart parking lot"
Arin... you're from Florida, you should know the murder locale is a Waffle House.
As someone living in Florida, I can show you a Walmart parking lot that has a fucking POLICE TOWER in it because of the stupid shit that goes on there.
Publix is also acceptable for more expensive murders.
Source: Jacksonville
What could be more american than shooting a man in this walmart of a world
If you arenât choosing one of the many random mom-and-pop style restaurants that are also mob fronts you arenât living in Florida
@@vigorouslethargy what the fuck is a POLICE TOWER?! Aren't guard towers only at prisons and military bases?
Allyâs sole presence by laughing or saying like one word per episode makes me so happy, its kinda like whereâs waldo for me trying to listen if she is there or not
@@steelplasma256 I will not allow this Ally slander in this house. đ€ she is essential and we will all respect her even if you don't love her (you should)
@@steelplasma256 Then kick her out then.
@@steelplasma256 what makes u say that?
@@chaosthunder probably an incel
Is she the unofficial 3rd grump ?
When Arin starts talking nonsense and someone asks what he's talking about, I think, "Let him say the things! It means he's concentrating!"
this is his spellcasting ability for focusing. arin is a bard.
"Today always sucks. Tomorrow's gonna be good." Damn, Arin, you didn't have to hit that close to home.
I love how Dan and Arin immediately picture like a Walmart parking lot at 2AM and they're standing under the one broken, flickering streetlight waiting for some stranger to pull up in some beat up and run down Chevy Astro van to come and brutally murder them instead of it just being a casual meetup to sell an item at like 2 in the afternoon
Yes! I love these golf episodes. Always fun to see Arin hit the ball 57 times and never make it in the hole
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.edit in this case it's fun to see both Arin and Dan hit the ball 57 times and never make it in the hole
Sounds like my love life
@@black_rabbit_0f_inle805 you stole. Was gonna say college
Off-topic, but for some reason I see the number 57 everywhere.
@@ilikecurry2345 stop looking at ketchup so much
Leave it to Arin to have the stated purpose of the game is to help them relax, only to get cussy and competitive a minute later.
I love hearing Ally's little giggle when the Grumps say something extra funny.
I imagine her chilling on the opposite side of a sectional playing animal crossing or something lol it's great
Why dont you have 100s of likes like everyone else??
@@wintermute5486 that or sheâs just kinda sitting behind them watching them bomb something she knows the answer to
She's the best.
And The Grumps have always wanted a real time fact-checker and Ally can fulfill that role.
*Allie
Arin's growing Ram Ranch obsession is worrisome but also unsurprisingly on brand for him.
You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?! is my favorite Arin saying
It's a reference
oh no! our mini golf! it's broken.
@YeaMan You can't even spell page. Unalive yourself.
Walmart is, at least around here, the standard place to do face to face transactions. Easy to find, big open area, well lit, lots of other people around.
The 3 stages of figuring out this golf game is just shitty.
"Oh wow someone really made a golf game where you carry no momentum when you hit a wall? I wonder how they balanced that out to actually be fun?"
"Oh wow they also let you stop the ball on a dime, I guess that's the main mechanic they want you to use to win, and hitting a wall is a sort of failure of timing."
"Oh wow so they just didn't care about the game and wanted to make easy money on the E-shop."
I have had a similar moment that would have me getting someoneâs attention to see something unusual like nuns in Wal-Mart. However, mine involved monks in Starbucks.
Mine is amish in publix đ
depending on what type of monk we're talking about, that's way cooler to me than nuns at Walmart, for real
@@MissBuyNLarge - Buddhist. I was visiting my sister in her city, and we hit up the local Starbucks. When we saw the monks, she told me there was a Buddhist temple nearby.
I love how Arin whispered Alexa to avoid ours going off⊠and mine still went off from across the roomâŠ.. đ
Guys yâall never have to justify why youâre giving us different free content than the one youâre giving us lol we want all game grumps EPâs to be fun for you guys.
that plus i diggity dislike danganronpa
i mean dont get me wrong, i love hearing them playing VNs and doing all the voices, but like... maybe do an older one? from back when anime was cool?
You canât escape danganronpa, this is the ultimate despair mini golf course!!
Hajime: "I kept hitting the ball, but it wouldn't let me back onto the course. It was like the game didn't want me to win or something. Like I couldn't hit the ball back onto the course. No matter how hard I tried. I couldn't get the ball back onto the course. What's the point of this?! Is this what despair feels like?! I was so full of despair!"
@@thenovicenovelist Nagito: interesting. So you're saying the ball wouldn't stay on the course... In other words, the ball kept going off the course.
@@thenovicenovelist And when you tried to get it back on course it wouldn't let you? It's almost like they won't let you win! đ€Ș
@@FrancosBabyGirl *cue flashback of hajime hitting the ball out of bounds*
âWhat am I gunna do Iâve done so much crime!â đđđđ
BANKS
@@NerdAlert8910
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A while ago they mentioned that they hadn't played a good fun golf game for some time, and Danny said that maybe they've played them all.
The entire Everybody's Golf series: :(
âAurora Borealis? Try explaining that shitâ
Arin, I hate to break it to you, but we can
Coronal ejections and electricity in the air cause the night sky to light up in streamers.
Itâs also in my house while I make steamed hams
@@studiousorb9132 At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, _localized entirely within your kitchen!?_
@@executor32 yes
@@jennifermckay5585 ...may I see it?
Dan: "Unfortunately this game is broken"
The way Dan said that sounded like all hope had left his body.
I'm always down for some Golf Grumps
@YeaMan shut up
Hi fellow burgie boy
U got trash on your page, u bot
@@LewdnCute nice buns
@@newflesh666 no u
When Dan was a young child of 73 who was endlessly shidding and Arin was a serial killer of the ripe age of 3...THE CRIMES.(and no I don't recall the precise episode that that is from)
Was mega man 6 playthrough
@@zachg6805 part 6!
It was the yoshiâs cookie playthrough âșïž
@@michaelcollins1358 You're thinking of when Arin was born with no face at age 6.
8:40 Dan: "Excuse me." Arin: "....I hate you..." lol
i hope every new GameGrumps video includes an unprompted Ram Ranch reference. forever. i will never not laugh at arin's voice.
14:27
OBJECTION!
You donât put milk in a berry pie! You needed that SUV to murder someone in the Walmart parking lot!
I think there's something to the ability to just kill your ball's momentum whenever you want, as long as they go the extra step they apparently did not and add an ability to get back to the course somehow.
LED stands of Light Emitting Diode. OLED stands for Organic Light Emitting Diode. LCD stands for Liquid Crystal Display. LCDs produce color, but no light, so the have rows of LEDs shine light from behind them. This light makes blacks come off as gray and some lighter colors look washed out. OLED creates light the same way that fish manifest light at the bottom of the ocean. OLEDs create their own colors and light. When they display black, the pixel simply turns off. No light, no color. This allows for deeper blacks and more vibrant contrasts. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Arin's laugh is like a instant hit of serotonin
Yay more golf finally! It's not quite Kirby Dream Course... but still.
More like Kirbys nightmare course minus Kirby.
@@joshreichardt2485 then "Nightmare Course", kinda fitting ngl
This whole ball-stops-in-midair thing makes me think this golf course exists in the universe of Sonic Boom and this is just Sonic Golf. It fits in with the IP.
No how you die is meeting the seller at your house or thiers. Meeting at Walmart is the most safe option
"I'VE DONE SO MUCH CRIME! BANKS . . ."
Got me gigglin đ
More golf? Heck yeah! Frolf memories revived
kirby dreamcourse memories revived
frolf? FROLF!!!
Waky minigolf.
Isn't it funny how pretty much all of those old golf games they've played in the past are infinitely better than this 2021 hot piece of garbage with "handcrafted levels with stunning graphics" and "incredible attention to detail" as per the description in Nintendo's store.
arin having a psychotic break with the prospector thing while dan is just trying to have a nice time
Arinâs obsession with Ram Ranch is one of my new favorite reoccurring bits
Wal-Mart was seriously the scariest place I ever worked, and I also worked as a paramedic and an ER nurse.
This is like Sonic Boomâs knuckle jump all over again
I swear y'all are gonna get me to start saying "she came down in a bubble, dawg" at just random times of the day for no reason
My friends and I already quote the "I'm gunna stab him" and "your gunna tell me that I'm wrong?!" bit from the OG video đ
When Arin made his comment about thousands of dollars of therapy at 22:28 I almost choked on my cereal. Partly because it was so out of nowhere and partly because I can kind of relate.
Have we gone full circle and now Arin is the one calling things "boards" despite them clearly not being boards?
It seems to be getting more common. Graystillplays calls em boards too.
They are boards. Something can have multiple names... I mean there are over a dozen ways to call someone stupid.
@@drakemallard1486 Love a game of 18 board golf.
Hang out with someone long enough and you'll eventually pick up some mannerisms.
The Office did hot dog fingers and it was the one time that the actor playing Kevin broke character laughing and they kept it in! đ€Ł
And Arin laughed! Confirmed, Arin Hansen does in fact think office is funny
@@tranazzi yes!đ
Nope. ETrade commercial
Yeah the condition known as hotdog fingers is definitely from a commercial making fun of side effects in pharmaceutical ads
Sees title, oh that's absolutely perfect for the grumps
Aww, bless Arin's little heart that he always believes the stories that people selling stuff tell đ„°
Danny: This is the dumbest golf game.
Danny's brain: *represses Wacky Golf*
12:11 well I think a good portion of the sonic community wouldn't mind killing Arin
I'm currently 2:42 into the episode. I give this chill vibe another 120 seconds
These guys NEED to try Walkabout Minigolf VR. It's not just the best minigolf game ever made, it's one of the best VR games ever made. And it's so chill it appears in lists of top co-op games, even though it's not co-op...
14:18
For some reason, Arin's little tangent involving the prospector and Cheryl-Lee makes me giggle like a doofus. Something about the way he says "i need to go to the store to get my momma some milk so she can make her famous berry-berry piiiieeee" is gold to me.
"It's kind of a narcissistic thing to think you're gonna get killed"
I want that on a shirt xD
This is definitely not the best golfing game I've ever seen, but one of my favorite parts of Game Grumps is showing off terrible games, so I love it XD
My brain is just imagining silence for several seconds, nothing said, and just this soft background music. Birds chirping. The tock of hitting a golf ball, then the soft gentle tap of it hitting against something.
...and then suddenly Arin just goes "WHAT THE -FUUUUUCK-?!" (His "measuring" freak out that one story)
âItâs pretty narcissistic to assume people want to murder youâ literally my depression talking to my panic disorder lmfao like Iâve had this exact conversation with myself more than once
"I've done so much crime!!" Why was that so funny
9:10 I swear I hope Arin grinds some in Cruis'n beforehand just so Dan can race as a unicorn
14:47 I think Dan's *"nO SUCH LUCK, FUcKER"* is my new favourite Game Grumps voice clip
Oh snap, will they play CLUE?!?! If they do it two player, they have to use an app on their phone, but still! I love the Switch version!
The nun story got me so much.đ€Ł
This game is hella cute.
I think it was funnier cause he kinda gave the other guy in the story Nagito's voice lol
I love the absolute absurdity that is Danganronpa, but I am here for the chill breaks in between to stay sane, especially when it involves golf. I donât know what it is I love so much about the Grumps playing golf games but itâs always so great!
Arin: "Oh my God, there's 15 holes!"
Also Arin: *set it to 15 holes*
I love hearing Allie laugh in the background
Dan: What kind of loving God would allow this?!
The kind that understands the joy of Game Grumps.
I'm glad you guys said the danganronpa thing. I thought arin was just mentally checked out and didn't care that much about the show at that point but he's literally just extremely tired and can't keep up with the book that is danganronpa and being constantly "on"
30:53 Dan: "Like, what loving God would allow this to happen?" another great analogy for Game Grumps lol
Idk why but itâs somehow refreshing to witness Dan subconsciously meowing along to game music in different episodes and Iâm here for it
Ram Ranch definitely sounds like a euphemism in an NSP song...
I NEED a crossover where Ram Ranch is under siege and NSP has to help them fight off the US marines a la Ram Ranch 7
Danny looked so confused about what Arin said about vpn and then very annoyed when he had to pretend Arin wasn't theređ€Ł
Well since I'm not watching Dan-gon'Romp,Duh I'm glad you did upload this. I'd missed you guys.
12:13 "It's kind of like a narcissistic thing that you're gunna get killed" lol I've never thought of it that way, but there's some truth to that I think
Nuns are pretty cool.
But I'll always remember that time I was in Rome and saw Friars. Like brown robe, rope belt, bald on top of the head guys. I've never seen them outside of a Robin Hood story, and there they were in the wild!
At least I assume they're Friars, I really don't know how the clergy ranking system works. Do you have to beat up a demon to be a Friar? Does having sex with angels make you a Cardinal?
In Rome, they're not really "in the wild". Rome is the natural environment for friars!
"I'VE DONE SO MUCH CRIME!" Arin Hanson, 2022
"get over yourself; no one wants to kill you" is probably the most earth shattering insult I've ever heard
Arin - "The voice in your head is your Dad...Took me thousands of dollars of therapy to understand that."
Me - Shooting Polar Seltzer out of my nose.
16:09 i thought dan said âwe fucked that hole right upâ and im like âis arin really gonna say nothing-â
The voice in my head is Arin's dad!? Now what the heck is he doing in there?
Arin: No one wants to kill me
Developers of Mini Golf Adventure: Let's have him respawn right behind a wall
The taste of nuts and jolly rangers bit had me cry laughing at work
Even though he whispered âAlexaâ, it still heard him. lol
I wasn't sure how I felt about that ad read until Arin shouted, "I'VE DONE SO MUCH CRIME!"
The mention of billiards inspired me to conceptualize Microgolf; which you play with pool cues and balls on a long waist high felt course, and Putter's Billiards which is on a large grass rectangle with golf balls and clubs. Normal rules apply to each.
Yes.
"The voice in your head is your dad." Too real.