Number One Pillar Men

8/21/2018 - May Stefan Karl rest in peace.
Look, a jojo reference
The songs by themselves sounded like shit together so I had to re-create most of the instruments and drums. It was worth it. 10/10 would mash again
Edit: 10k... stop this madness at once
Almost 50k - Help
130k - UNLIMITED POWAAAAAHHHHH
350k - I have heard people IRL talking about this dumbass mashup and we have now reached critical mass.
500k- This is like having a shitty doodle you made be hung in a museum and I'm not sure how I feel about it but okay

[@mrmustang61j37]

Polnarref: **walking up stairs**
Dio: here’s a little lesson in trickery

[@BigBoris]

This is pretty underrated. It needs more likes 😆

[@holhorse4642]

I'm sorry but that whole scene makes me laugh
DIO WOULD HAVE TO *CARRY POLNERATH DOWN THE STAIRS* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THAT IS

[@AureddSkei]

Push

[@ladosdominik1506]

Dio after the third Time he did it:
I should just stop this crap and reveal myself...

[@salehhaz8842]

This is phisycaly stressful to take in.

[@theoreoman4597]

When the two strongest kids team up with the smartest kid

[@mrsigmagrinder8737]

Ultimate Power.

[@Breakdown5297]

Litterally elementary school strat

[@polecat3959]

You literally just broke down season 2 into it's most basic form.

[@krvonz9434]

@@polecat3959 damn

[@sinnerthesinful552]

Nobody remembers Santana, not even Araki

[@luissalcedo9209]

It’s physically scary to see these fit together so well

[@smceleste]

i thought it wasnt gonna sound so good but... its pure gold.

[@jorokudo]

Robbie rotten the 5th pillar man localized in iceland

[@tucosalamanca5818]

read the description: "The songs by themselves sounded like shit together so I had to re-create most of the instruments and drums. It was worth it. 10/10 would mash again"

[@Johnjohn-lg1te]

its not scary... it is... MENACIIINGGG!!!!

[@jamessleezy8083]

On the contrary it’s all inside your head

[@Mikescool444]

The fact that We Are Number One is a good sounding stand name is amazing

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

It would fit perfectly in Part 8

[@PaperosShiningMage]

I create stands under commission, and i actually created one with this name, a fungus-based stand medium range

[@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things]

@@PaperosShiningMage You take commissions

[@jat1726]

The fact this comment was 1 year ago and yet the replies are so early is amazing its also great that people still listen to this

[@PaperosShiningMage]

@@Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things Yes i do, both for stands, metal band logos, album covers

[@TheArcher143]

"Guess which two songs are in the same key?"
Jokes on you, I don't know what song keys are.

[@Jasmine-pc4qp]

same

[@abrahamo2895]

It's what you unlock songs with

[@TheArcher143]

@@abrahamo2895 Ohhh, sounds important

[@Jasmine-pc4qp]

@@abrahamo2895 ah yes thank you

[@yashva8372]

czcams.com/video/1_Exc_GuVG0/video.html

[@bobalicous7743]

Speedwagon: “we can burn Kars out with the sun!”
Kars: *here’s a little lesson in trickery!*

[@sotirisalexandroskontogian2394]

Bobalicous YT you mean Nazis not the Speedwagon Foundation

[@toastedcompass2181]

@@sotirisalexandroskontogian2394 It was a mix between the both. Von Stroheim was leading Speedwagon special forces at the final battle

[@imbored394]

Speedweed weedwagon

[@firecat2465]

fast cart

[@cheeseman6833]

Robbie was a stand user all along..

[@DragonlordVindi]

Robbie Rotten...
RORO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

[@rahz181]

XDDDD

[@MP-TREY5]

NachoLizard no because jojo is taken from jotaros first name and last name kujo and it make JOJO so robbie rotten RORO you get it

[@DragonlordVindi]

@@MP-TREY5 thanks

[@grissgrass2349]

SLAYER OF ETHOTS *jo from jonathan and jo from joestar

[@MP-TREY5]

Griss Grass thanks never actually watched the entire series

[@idk6379]

5 years later this still goes hard

[@Streetcleanergaming]

I know right! The internet Is great isn't it

[@corenlavolpe6143]

I unironically listen to this from time to time

[@PepsiChan205]

Indeed

[@Yonsu.]

I love music like these

[@sleeplessotaku4688]

Make it 6 （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\

[@thelonedoge1600]

Polnareff: *Literally gets crippling depression from the death of Avdol*
Avdol: Here's a little lesson in trickery

[@derricksmith6315]

Polnareff: experiences great joy that his friend didn't truly die
Avdol: Here's a little lesson in trickery

[@ascenciogonzalezgerman5360]

Avdol: Yes I Am

[@grboi8216]

Uh... this is part 2 : villain tendency, avdol and P O L only appear in part 3 : cookbook crusaders

[@derricksmith6315]

@@grboi8216 JJBA part 3: cockblock brotatoes

[@DarwinskiYT]

If only he could pull that trick twice

[@ioannisk.7637]

Robie Rotten is not only the 5th pillar man, but also saved Josuke when he was a child

[@ioannisk.7637]

@@0066. well, I consider Santana as a pillar man, so 5th.

[@hypercommand8778]

@@ioannisk.7637 he is

[@lordchicken6293]

He actually has similar hair to the guy who saved Josuke

[@erisesoteric7571]

@@lordchicken6293 I think that's the joke my friend.

[@aaronboy5512]

@@0066. santana is the fourth

[@benjamincooper358]

The next thing you're going to say is "Now listen closely"

[@francescolibero5169]

now listen close...

[@francescolibero5169]

nani?

[@Theater_Bread13]

Now listen closely-
N-Nani???

[@imdead7533]

Now listen closely
NANI

[@karenswartout9]

Here’s a little lesson in trickery I read text on my head

[@BlazingCyclone1337]

Even in death Robbie Rotten has immeasurable power

[@mandrakeblake-tw1uv]

I was about to comment an scenario where Karl and Keiji are watching this video in heaven.
R.I.P to them both btw.
Edit : I chose Keiji Fujiwara cuz he was the VA for Eisidisi. But Billy and Unsho are also there, hopefully.

[@youvebeengnomeed]

Yea

[@Meman29384]

He’s dead?

[@zikur5611]

What!?!

[@madmannn9576]

@@Meman29384 yes. died a long time ago now. way back in 2018

[@leggomyeggo5773]

"oh are you approaching me?"
"I can't be number one without coming any closer."

[@kirbywithnicehair3927]

"Ohhoho! Then throw as many nets as you like!"

[@akhen0950]

"STAR SPORTACUS"

[@yashva8372]

czcams.com/video/1_Exc_GuVG0/video.html

[@ThebroVendixon]

Epic battle starts

[@spannerreborn5972]

Sport sweet! Sport sweet! Sport sweet! Sport sweet! Sport sweet!

[@lumethecrow]

Joseph in the entirety of Part 2: *Here's a little lesson in trickery*

[@jimmydied_999]

HEH THATS NOT HIS TRICK ITS MY TRICK

[@chrisdanielladion8047]

No the next thing that i was going to say is awaken my tricksters

[@thespecialmedic]

Awaken my tricksters

[@Vandarte_translator]

@@thespecialmedic (awakes)

[@thespecialmedic]

@@Vandarte_translator never mind my tricksters 2020 was bad enough

[@pieck.thot_9953]

Everyone at my funeral: *crying, mourning*
*the music:*

[@plasticballs]

*HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY*

[@tyrawr4394]

bruh Robbie Rotten's actor died :( R.I.P

[@akiro9951]

@@tyrawr4394 *HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY*

[@tyrawr4394]

@@akiro9951 w h y w o u l d y o u d o t h i s

[@phuongle2350]

666 likes WTF

[@PaRaDOX-de8bk]

Archeologist: what is that sound?
Stefan Carl stefansen waking up after falling asleep for 1000 years:

[@oigajaroashley9556]

... having buff and op abilities... 😊😊😊🤔😁

[@LaserFace23]

Now look at this stand
That I just found
When I say "Go!"
Be ready to pose!

[@CashewEater]

why yes it is.

[@harveyebetts3736]

Polnareff: Now look at this arrow, that I just fou- *And the part five was broken from then on*

[@boccs9925]

Pose at THEM not ME!

[@FlatSkip]

A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

[@sadotaku9266]

+DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@angoat3906]

Esidisi's voice actor just died recently, rest in piece.

[@Thebeginner-qf8co]

All the famous meme Lord's are dying, seems like the media had something to do with the virus to try to eradicate memes

[@Cinnaschticks]

:(

[@3rduniverseclown]

Esidisi died in peices, his actor died in peace

[@_sleepy_head11]

F-mega

[@lampshade2536]

Peace*

[@Prod_by_7]

When there’s two identical rocks in the middle of the desert: “ now here’s a little lesson in trickery”

[@jaycreate7701]

The sun is a stand. WAIT THE WALL IS A MIRROR, WHICH MEANS

[@jigalooo2331]

Jotaro: **laughing intensfies*

[@charlieboyle3943]

Didn’t know my bro was in this comment section

[@beevstew1896]

*0i giorno*

[@evandraahmad3068]

@@beevstew1896 Shhh hes dreaming

[@doobsdude205]

This feels like when you grab two random things from the fridge and turn it into a weird dish which tastes amazing

[@_CertifiedHoodClassic]

My friend can relate to this sooo badly, bro discovered rice and ketchup 😭

[@scalesthebattlemage4634]

​@@_CertifiedHoodClassicI mixed Fritos, ketchup and grated parmesan a few years ago... I've been obsessed since

[@Un-Usuario-Comun]

Graves with hersheys, help me i cant stop esting this

[@heinrichagrippa5681]

@@scalesthebattlemage4634 You're a monster...

[@leaffinite2001]

Putting sliced cucumber in my taco meat

[@mr.incredibilis796]

If you wanna be the Pillar number one, you have to chase hamon users on the run!

[@abogmus8904]

*y e e t*

[@flyingwagon834]

You have to chase Joseph's on the NIGERUNDAYOOOO

[@bnashtay2278]

Be caureful not to make a sound...
No don’t touch tha-
*Puts on Stone Mask*

[@mildlysuspicious2960]

N a n I ?

[@Prokaryote_64]

i will gift you with the thousandth like

[@ronniechannel]

Kaykoin: No one can deflect the emerald splash!
Dio: *here’s a little lesson in trickery*

[@benjamincooper358]

*goes for a jumping kick attack at you*

[@hello-qp1cl]

Not only dio but the whole series

[@limeimposter8856]

*bones go crumch*

[@akhen0950]

*Belly go donutted*

[@dead-account722]

*dis goin down in history*

[@AgentNine]

"2020 is finally over!"
*D E C E M B E R T H I R T Y S E C O N D:*

[@ArtemisWasHere]

O no

[@zachp8163]

I WISH TO HAVE A WORD WITH GOD PLEASE!

[@LakesideWoes]

December 31st 11:59:59
:)
December 31st 11:59:60
,':|
December 31st 11:59:61
0:,`

[@seal2560]

2021 turns out to be 2020 part 2

[@thommy_0075]

I'm your 666 like

[@E100Omega123]

Stand User: Robbie Rotten
Stand: Star Sportacus
Sttand Ability: *Lesson in Trickery*
When activated, both the User and Stand have equally balanced power levels. However, the user becomes more tired the longer the stand is activated. Conversely, the stand becomes more powerful. The stand is at it's strongest right before the user passes out from exhaustion

[@HealthXPotions]

can i take this ability?

[@HealthXPotions]

for a stand i'm making

[@smilingsoupcan9935]

@@HealthXPotions I have a feeling that he is not coming back to answer your question, but i think the answer would be yes.

[@leopoldotactico]

@@HealthXPotions stand you are making ?

[@VoidHxnter]

I know this is a year old but…
Ultra Ego moment

[@soylent_brown4456]

Y'know, I'd believe Robbie Rotten's outfit could be a JoJo character's outfit.

[@miles6492]

Just gotta add an unnecessary titty window.

[@sclubbydoo6424]

D'arby

[@KruxisV]

RoRo's Lazy Adventure

[@gambe96]

yes totally

[@sand_block2093]

Hol Horse

[@thebigiron2950]

This is like when you have 2 cool friends that don't know each other and when they finally meet they start vibin in unimaginable ways

[@gilmsgabriel]

And then they replace you

[@chipperoonie7758]

You aight bro?

[@gilmsgabriel]

@@chipperoonie7758 are you talking with me?

[@chipperoonie7758]

Yes

[@gilmsgabriel]

That actually happened with me a long time ago, just dont have confidence with doing it now

[@mry5993]

Waamu vs Joseph : Honorable Battle
Kars vs Lisa Lisa : "Here's a little lesson in trickery"

[@mahinwahid5161]

Kars vs Jospeh
*trickery intensifies*

[@mr.mcmonkeyman2372]

Sick profile picture👌

[@jonguidcondoriano4257]

@@mahinwahid5161 nigerundayo mega intensifies

[@AverageDunce]

joseph vs esidesi: heres a little lesson in trickery

[@joel2754]

@@jonguidcondoriano4257 *VOLCANO ULTRA INTENSIFIES*

[@mariksmagicalrod9004]

User: Robbie Rotten
Stand: Number One
The stand can create an infinite number of clones all at one time (as much as the user wishes) that each have their own personal number one stand, additionally at any time if the user chooses perhaps if they r going to die Robbie can transfer his full spirit and conciseness to any one of his clones thus making the clone his new body and replacing the current body with a clone. This can be done an infinite number of times with any clone and it has no drawbacks.

[@Devious_One7]

Practical immortality, if not for aging factor

[@InShane162]

Honestly without lyrics. The hook is genuinely intimidating it sounds like a boss theme

[@sebastianavila5987]

Why these songs fit so well together

[@Jana-kc8wi]

Sebastian Avila because they have the same key??? It’s said in the beginning of the video.

[@user-nr7yn8co1w]

Lazy Town's Bizzare Adventure: Heritage For The Future

[@clockmaker9273]

@ robby is going to kick all their asses

[@Spar7anProjec7]

@@Jana-kc8wi they made them in the same key purposedly to make this possible, it was the composers plan all along

[@amanul_2474]

"How many times have you listened to this?"
"How many pieces of bread have you had in you life?"

[@rosiesuwu]

best jojoke

[@Thebeginner-qf8co]

-gasp-

[@D.O.N.U.T.]

DIIIOOOOOO!!!

[@BigBoris]

How’s my pieces did Eisidisi die in?

[@flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116]

How many times did Diavolo die?

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Eventually, Stingy stopped thinking

[@coolguy5024]

Edgar Gaebolg this mars is mine.

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

This Red stone is mine

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Alternate Future Chandler Bing and 700 Skeletons It wasn't even intentional but both Stingy and Kars wanted to conquer the sun… interesting

[@shinji5217]

lmaofao

[@lazzerfisk004]

Stand: Nanomaschines son.
Stand user: Steven Armstrong.
Stand power: Harden in response to physical trauma.

[@jesterdude420]

I have never watched crazy town,but that song has always been so sick

[@jesterdude420]

Blends well

[@thedarkdoggy]

Don't you mean crazy noisy bizarre town?

[@patcat1276]

Alternative Titles:
"We Are Pillar Men"
"Awaken Number One"
"We Are Awake"
"We Awaken"

[@KaiKXL]

No

[@Hunter-vf2fi]

Patcat127 Soviet Union anthem plays

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

We are WOKE

[@sirapple589]

We AwakeONE.

[@cityguard4847]

Patcat127 AWAKEN NUMBER ONE

[@plooferofficial]

"I SEE THAT I WILL HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE... VILLAINS!"
*takes out Hol Horse's gun*

[@evgeniygerkus9242]

More like takes out stone mask

[@hondaaccord1399]

*Fucking S H O O T S Joseph Joestar*

[@itsvioneko]

I mean that actually sounds like something Hol Horse would say lol

[@williamlevison9966]

ZA WARUDO

[@johnnoahdeandres9458]

@@hondaaccord1399 *Polneraf

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

His stand makes his enemy’s slip and slide on this banana peel.

[@edtyson8207]

And fall onto the cold tarmac of death

[@soupchewer9213]

*What are you doing!?!??!*

[@lordfridge4849]

and then ıt puts them ın a ınfınıte loop of fallıng untıl they die

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

That's hot

[@greenherooftheinterwebz7078]

@@lordfridge4849 nah, that's [Numbah One requiem]'s ability

[@musicdude6251]

There is this few seconds where they PERFECTLY line up, brilliant.

[@silver8071]

1:16 and furthur

[@ImSoTired..]

I can ONE HUNDRED percent imagine Robbie rotten just... summoning a gun out of thin air...

[@tuluflulu]

Robbie Rotten is Hol Horse.

[@toedmushroom9509]

"Let's see you out exercise my bullet!"

[@singleshot9968]

@@toedmushroom9509 OH SHIIIIT

[@purpleore1239]

This is going down in history.

[@godofsoup5805]

RoRo lazy adventure

[@slunt655]

awaken my ifunny watermark

[@someguy8181]

Speedbump From Chinatown
break door not knuckle

[@atanasdimitrov6469]

Speedbump From Chinatown 666 likes

[@xxshockfragzxx4592]

Speedbump From Chinatown fuck ifunny in general

[@beefen3907]

WHAMU

[@danielsunderlandds]

Ora eventually, ifunny stopped memeing

[@nickwhyman4815]

This is unironically fire. I give this one Dio head out of one.

[@strikerforce2495]

Nick Whyman I kinda wish it flowed a little better since some parts are a bit cluttery sounding but yeah

[@mirrozero]

Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[@asiaman2188]

RODA ROLLA DA

[@chimpmoment130]

@@strikerforce2495 probably why he didn't give it a Dio head and Johnathan body tbh

[@NotUrLifeCoach]

You gave Dio head? Oh my 😏

[@DioBrando_Sama]

Never had to hold back my laugh so bad when some dude I train with asked what music I listen to.

[@Ratmeister.]

This slaps.
*It scares me how much this slaps.*

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

*MANECING*

[@williamlevison9966]

Slapped me like Lisa Lisa

[@nekakonjina6283]

This *REEEEAAAAAALLYYYY*

[@PreqolKavilo]

*Menacing*

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@PreqolKavilo
Oh no. His here. The lord... No! The Emperor is here!

[@TheKoriKasai]

Stand user: Robbie Rotten
Stand: We Are Number One
Stand ability: Robbie is able to create up to three perfect copies of himself. They keep all his same memories and abilities, differing on only minor appearance changes. If the original user dies, the stand passes to one of the copies and they change to look like the original. If less then four Robbies exist, any of the copies can make a copy themselves until there is four. The copies can move and act on their own but always listen to the originals commands and advice, looking up to the original as their superior.

[@bellamyisthegoat8820]

So almost d4c?

[@TheKoriKasai]

@@bellamyisthegoat8820 sorta as it's less dimensional travel and more of a copy paste

[@c0mplex_Ale]

robbie is funny valentine

[@kathanbhatt]

RoRo!

[@ok-wq5ir]

Requiem ability: being able to defeat sporticus

[@RexyWolf]

This is what we’ll hear when Robbie emerges from his tomb

[@HaluStorm]

Rexy Wolf i think he's currently stuck in a pillar

[@ryuunana]

AWAKEN MY KARL

[@WhooshWh0sh]

@@ryuunana Stephan Kars*

[@CheesyRacc]

Not if, WHEN

[@nuibaba280]

PLEASE

[@nlkbujbjkb1844]

I KJOW ITS BEEN 7 YEARS BUT A JOJO REFERENCE IS A REFERENCE

[@plsno.-.-5225]

STANDMASTER : Stefán Karl Stefánsson
STAND : 「Villain number One」
STATUS : RETIRED
Rip stefan. :(

[@WhooshWh0sh]

STATUS: DECEASED
But yeah rip Stefan Karl

[@labodegadelauty7929]

Hability : He can rotte everithing including himself

[@Amero2005]

F

[@hyro2337]

SteSte's Bizzare Adventures

[@vanillaicecream2385]

he always liked the memes we would like this as well

[@FlapJackSyrup]

｢Robbie Rotten」
｢Number One」
Robbie is the perfect villan.
His ｢Number One」can create slightly lower IQ versions of Robbie.

[@FlapJackSyrup]

@DUTCH SICKELS oh shit

[@offhandmusic2602]

lol I literally just finished SBR it's my favorite part

[@FlapJackSyrup]

@@offhandmusic2602 I'm reading it rn and so far, I'm loving it

[@CygnusTheSilly]

If you think that's OP just wait until number one requiem shows up

[@thecactus999]

Its a tiny bit weaker D4C because the D4C clones all had the same motives, but it does have better stats so.

[@piccionerotante6792]

"Awaken, my clones"
*aztec dubstep starts playing*

[@VietHusky_1201]

Lmao

[@carterbergen2715]

I don’t think any better description for the pillar men theme exists than that one. I couldn’t even begin to describe it to someone but you’ve described it perfectly in two words. That’s pretty impressive

[@co7769]

"Aztec dubstep" are two words I never thought would go together.

[@E4439Qv5]

@@co7769 the Aztec Rave Monkey would like to have a word with you

[@mavplez]

7 years later and this still hits different

[@matthewseligman5470]

Stand Master: Robbie Rotten
Stand: Number One
RIP Karl

[@shadmage3762]

Matthew Seligman stand stats #1 all around. The unbeatable stand

[@Vyloka]

Status:Deceased
Stand Name:Star Sportacus

[@wibbywoo6176]

Shouldn't the Stand User just be Stefan Karl? He was the true number one

[@overlordweeb8405]

It should be NAMBA WAN!!

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

@Biggus Dickus Maximus I of the Seven Megatheroids *COINCEDENCE? HI THINK NOT!*

[@heavensfaye]

Araki: “robbie horse isnt real he can’t hurt you”
Robbie Horse:

[@kennymoyo475]

buccialitty Hol Robbie

[@beb7435]

@@kennymoyo475 the whole robbie?

[@eglorr2512]

@@beb7435 Its a jojo reference, Hol Horse

[@emeraldz6744]

@@beb7435 yeah, not half, not a quarter, but whole

[@kennymoyo475]

OpinionsM no H O L R O B B I E

[@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243]

Basically Kars explaining to Santana how to be a Pillar Man.

[@i_have_no_fucks_to_give7761]

Inderrated

[@emeraldz6744]

Enderrated

[@Drip_Wooper]

@@emeraldz6744 Anderrated

[@bartho9683]

Onderrated

[@phosepio.]

Xnderrated

[@Jack-uv6yn]

Покойся с миром, навечно, номер один

[@ChaotiX1]

RobDio Rotten: "Nobody can defeat my Stand! It's Number One!"
Sportaro Kujo: *So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum*

[@Goofybirbybirb]

But it failed!

[@healingflower717]

Joot: "here's a little lesson in trickery"

[@robinroy7123]

You spelled 'NUMBA VUNOU' wrong

[@Goblinoiddoof]

Star platiRUN

[@missvideocutie]

_star plantium’s a mockery_
_cant understand is the same stand_
_kono dio da_

[@engineerskalinera]

You fools! Kira Queen has already touched that like button.

[@ThePointlessBox_]

ZA WARUDO

[@germanoverlord8655]

Train Master
J-JOSUKE!!

[@Next-xm2dh]

Train Master KOICHIIIIIIIII

[@mouhamedsall4551]

Duwannnnnng!!!

[@m1nx_]

DO YOU UNDERSTANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DU

[@necrozma4029]

List of invincible things from JoJo:
-Sheer Heart Attack
-Ultimate Life Form Kars
-Stands without Users
-GERMAN SCIENCE
-GER
-Joseph Joestar
-Emerald Splash
-Pillar Man #5 Robbie Rotten
-Thunder Cross Split Attack

[@Ulekius]

Golden Experience Requiem can only revert the first two to zero. The third is just too powerful

[@necrozma4029]

@@Ulekius Yes

[@CygnusTheSilly]

@@Ulekius GER is the second most powerful stand the world over heaven will still lose even the ultimate stand doesn't stand a chance against Roobie Rotten

[@ssin1785]

no Sheer Heart Attack is not invincible. No matter how strong the Stand is, if the user dies, it will cause the Stand to die too. Do You Understand?

[@necrozma4029]

@@ssin1785 Discluding that of course EVERY stand can be defeated by killing the user

[@mystic5175]

"There are no accidents"
-Master Oogway

[@fatheralexanderanderson3829]

No one:
Joseph's entire battle strategy: here's a little lesson in trickery

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

*FUCKING RUN!*

[@themedineer2508]

@@tdpuuhailee8222 NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY

[@killahasbigrpk8711]

Ahem...*N I G E R U N D A Y O*

[@susamogus8331]

And also your next line will be

[@AdreeanBoy]

We run

[@georgemitsu6454]

Hopefully this awakens Robbie
RIP your stand power will always be number 1

[@neatchannel9547]

RIP ROBBIE

[@BP-bq9uz]

so that's why this video is in my recommended again
rest in peace

[@samsamistorm]

i’m gonna cry :(

[@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382]

Anime Thighs69
Stefan gave his life to gift us with the Holy Corpse.

[@durrigan2760]

F

[@KouroshTKhoie]

When the two class clowns are in a class together and make the exact same joke at the exact same time

[@-.killua.-8038]

LMAO

[@simplyz3964]

*True power*

[@bananimejazan1359]

YES

[@K3L0F3ARTH]

It’s almost as plausible as killing a jostar, you may have thought I was just a comment but I was actually ME, THE MIGHTY *DIO*

[@The_Real_Dunce]

Diavolo: **thinks he’s killed polnareff**
Jean Pierre polnareff: here’s a little lesson in trickery!

[@porcupinethecat5073]

"Keep your eyes peeled, RoRo, the enemy stand could be anywhere!"

[@emix_2387]

Wow that is a very good coincidence

[@Davistheko]

Ok Scooby Doo

[@darthvader6808]

Nice

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

STANDO POWAH

[@spazzey0]

@@xX_wiLLiam_Xx KONO POWAH

[@thatsapseudoonyt1679]

The 5th Pillar Man, Robbie.

[@logopolizer7602]

No, Robbie is Josuke.

[@jacobs1881]

I'm surprised you remembered Santana

[@cykakyasu8828]

The true ultimate life form

[@hunkymccree8458]

1st*
He is number one after all

[@AniViRus]

That's a Pseudo on YT 6th is Trish?

[@Creamagination]

What a time to be alive.

[@TehEpicCreeper]

Unlike Ceasar

[@pixelsilzavon77]

+AznProtato unlike kakyoin

[@GameWinner5]

+Pixel Silzavon Unlike Iggy, Avdol, or Shiegechi

[@ChronicNOTAG]

TheIntelligentGam3r Harvest was really fucking cool from a utility perspective. Easy way to get rich as fuck.

[@protozilla4092]

Unlike von Stroheim.

[@liamdammon7289]

Stand:Villain Number 1
User:Robbie Rotten
Ability:not only is Villain Number 1 a strong, fast, durable, precise and long range stand, it's ability, Lesson In Trickery, allows it to absorb the plot armor of any good guy, he can then use this absorbed plot armor to empower his allies and himself, he can also create up to 4 clones of himself, and, to stick to the abilities name, he can trick anyone with flawless precision

[@MsLallina]

"(I don't even watch Jojo, what am I doing)"
You should

[@LilyArciniega]

Im planning to!

[@TheStrikerOfShadows]

Lily Arciniega why you are still talking?yare yare daze

[@Random30276]

Lily Arciniega only in Jojo can you have a super power ghost throw a dog at a blind man

[@MsLallina]

Emo Otaku
And a cyborg nazi

[@richigo-3796]

Let's not forget they fought not only an Orangutan

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Joeseph Joestar: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC*
Kars: _i am number 1_

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Joeseph: Time for my secret plan
*NIGERUNDAYOOO!*

[@marcosgonzalez4207]

@@tdpuuhailee8222 is "NIGERUNDAYOOO"

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@marcosgonzalez4207 thank you

[@DevoDude]

@@marcosgonzalez4207 i just realized its nige run dayooo (lol just remove some text and it says run)

[@godofsoup5805]

RoRo lazy Adventure

[@jurbish5515]

If this isn't played at my funeral, i'm rising from the dead and doing it myself.

[@urchhyy1253]

Joseph Style

[@vigil_vigil7802]

It was me DIO kono dio da isn’t funny

[@someoneonyoutube2103]

So you would AWAKEN?

[@krvonz9434]

@@someoneonyoutube2103 damn it

[@greenfa7786]

Yeah but if it does play at your funeral your gonna rise from the dead anyway

[@WesBatiscafo]

IDK why, but this image look so epic to me. I need an HD version to use as wallpaper.

[@ninehundredninetyninezash]

*Literally Kars when he got the aja mask on him.*

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Lol

[@gear1389]

0:33 jojo 2 seconds after

[@HomeDepotDave]

WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY SOUND GOOD

[@gabagooeyy]

cause its made with german science

[@Pers0n13]

Yes

[@onyxfinger7431]

@@gabagooeyy grenam sceinec ?

[@darpoocc.mdo.8208]

@@onyxfinger7431 gmaner sciecne

[@onyxfinger7431]

@@darpoocc.mdo.8208 remgna encscie

[@officialTyrone]

The ifunny tag on the thumbnail gives me the terminal ouch

[@sadcryingcathours1771]

Gives me mega oof

[@mingus2439]

69th like

[@Alphajet101]

Why? Is this some inside joke?

[@Alphajet101]

@Hugh Mungus Wait, why is it dumb? What exactly is ifunny?
Look, I might seem like some 50 year old mom that dosen't understand the internet, but I AM a teenager, soooo don't get me wrong. I've just never been in that platform.

[@Alphajet101]

@Hugh Mungus Oh ok lol.
Important question: What about io9, 9gag, and Tumblr?
These are my biggest questions ever. I'd be happy if you'd answer them :)

[@MJTRadio]

I only became part of the Jojo fandom within the last year. Fuck this place is unhinged, I love it

[@erwanoshara1953]

Guess CZcams finally got one of my recommendations right

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

SET 42 uh huh

[@dontpreorder2783]

Finally

[@TornadoZX825]

Same here

[@evilwalter1038]

**points a gun**
Let's talk about that ifunny watermark

[@lululucente]

* points Emperor *
Yeah

[@Dr_Mundo]

Oh

[@Dr_Mundo]

NO!

[@spicywashere6913]

*cocks shotgun* yeah let’s talk about that

[@PrederNationteam74]

Let's talk about his fingers phasing through the gun

[@JV306]

The fact that this exists proves that there is still hope for the human race

[@marcosgonzalez4207]

Is canon, Diavolo get's kiled by Robbie Rotten

[@JV306]

@ThyPeasantSlayer indeed there is a chance thats as small as my chances of having a life

[@mestredaguerra5030]

@@marcosgonzalez4207 he has infinite deaths, it could really happen ;-;

[@cameronballz6154]

The timeline where Robbie Rotten gets hit by a Stand Arrow, gets The Emperor, and shoots Diavolo is canon since Diavolo dies at the end

[@idontknowwhatmynameis8525]

Also this existing births a new timeline,where this is actually cannon to jojo

[@saybluzz_z8585]

This thing is hitting way too hard, that's the combo of 2 masterpieces

[@shivertooth9133]

If he taught anybody how to be a villian, they'd become a god-level threat in less than a day.

[@hcox5595]

@24Devin Meis
Robbie Rotten: well here's a little lesson in trickery. This is going down in history if you want to be a villain number one you have to catch a superhero on the run.

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

Where did you think Dio learned to be a villain

[@loganwolff9286]

Where do you think the Joker got his sh** from?

[@forefie979]

Robbie Rotten solos Goku and Saitama

[@slothtamer513]

​@@forefie979 even GER and WOU don't stand a chance

[@captainbirch9835]

Stand user: Robbie Rotten
Stand name: Number 1
Stand ability: goes down in history

[@stevepensando2593]

He did 😔

[@annoyedgeneralgrievous4500]

Stand ability: trickery

[@YaGalGigi1987]

Goes down in history:
Anything caused by Number 1 cannot be undone. If a wall is broken, it cannot be fixed. If somebody is harmed, the wound will not heal. And if something is thrown, it will never change momentum or direction.

[@KingGidorah]

@@YaGalGigi1987 ok that's actually a really cool ability with numerous applications

[@user-tl9gp4dn4q]

@@YaGalGigi1987 Thats just really op.

[@generico366]

*We are number Wham*

[@optics242]

Bas van de Kleut in engrish
we are number wamuu

[@ShigeBoye]

Bas van de Kleut Here 666 Likes xD

[@aldric2252]

OOOOOHHHHHH

[@leoterss]

*Wuamúuúúúúú*

[@kokoabeans7331]

Bas van de Kleut
You genius

[@78anurag]

The beat slaps more than my mom after she finds my bad grades

[@DvDick]

When Kars became the ultimate being he achieved only 1% of Robbie's true power

[@tommynson440]

That wrong in the manga is the 0.1% of him power what is actually the 2% of robbie rotten total power in the cringe and bad made netflix adaption

[@justinrobinson6965]

Cancer surpassed his power

[@oanbach2943]

@@justinrobinson6965
Not really
He ascended into The Ultimate Omniverse and met Papa Franku who is The Son of God in The White Room where Robbie became the God thus creating The Trinity (God The Father, Franku the Son and Robbie the Son's chosen)

[@yupmhm6896]

Yog Sothoth what makes you think his power has a limit

[@jib5455]

have you all forgotten about SpeedWagon?

[@uwu8725]

Dio: dies
Dio two seasons later: *Here’s a little lesson in trickery*

[@stress1300]

Do you happen to be OwO's relative, if so can you stop him *FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO*

[@offhandmusic2602]

UwU is OwO's stepfather's mothers brothers step mother's cousins child

[@yashva8372]

czcams.com/video/1_Exc_GuVG0/video.html

[@Deatlod]

@@offhandmusic2602 My Intel is not good enough to understand this

[@Archie4Sure]

@@offhandmusic2602 and what does that make us?
*absolutely nothing*

[@SRoy-rk3tj]

[Stand Master]: Robbie Rotten
[Stand Name]: Number One
[Stand Ability]: Able to immediately best his opponents for he will always be number one

[@iaml7945]

Damn right

[@NocturnalOG]

Nobody:
Me in 2019: Checks this Comment's Likes (69 Likes)
Also me: *Laughing hard*

[@deadloq190]

Sand master? Damn

[@christinezsfm]

That sounds like fucken Jotaro and Star Platinum, he just best his opponents

[@WynnofThule]

Sand master. ANAKIN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@holysauce4982]

This slaps harder than my Asian piano teacher

[@Muffinn_Cakes]

why yo teacher slappin the piano that's not how you play it

[@plasticballs]

Dio: (dies)
Dio, 20 minutes later: *HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN TRICKERY*

[@benjaythewhite]

“It turned out that Dio wasn’t actually Dead.”

[@joda7697]

@@benjaythewhite It turned out that Dio... Dio Dio DIO DIO!!

[@sunbroastora9973]

Nah he just dead ringered

[@crwlermadsin1191]

@@joda7697 *huffing* Something is not right. *more huffing* Something is quite- *plane*

[@ahmed4363]

@@sunbroastora9973 didn't they nerf that thing to death.

[@randomcontentboi9003]

Showed this to my wagon
it became a speedwagon

[@Historyboi-vn7gd]

You mean your wife

[@arlequinnnt8]

@@Prince-mz9tc He did, you didn't get the reference to who is the besto waifu in all 8 parts.

[@AriesZero]

@@arlequinnnt8 I know right

[@josukkiedotthegoodboi6366]

spedowagon

[@awildpichu6289]

As overused as this jojoke is,
It still has its charm.

[@joebobjon1127]

No one:
CZcams: Hey, listen to this 3 year old mashup of We Are Number One and the Pillar Man Theme
Me: *FINALLY YOU BROUGHT ME SOMETHING GOOD!*

[@lmahu6627]

What a beautiful duwang.

[@cadend6925]

I found this a few months ago when I hadn't watched Jojo, and was like "Haha Jojo meme, I'll send this to my friends." But now that I've watched up to part 3, I've realized that this is a god-tier shitpost. Not only does Hol Horse Robbie Rotten or Star Sportacus have absolutely nothing to do with the Pillar Men or their theme, but it doesn't have any spoilers. And it's also a Lazy Town meme, which is a plus.

[@Purple84923]

"This is going down in History..."
Yes it will Robbie....Yes it will...

[@groudonex]

this song hits harder than my parents

[@thetabaxi6488]

Do you wanna talk about this?

[@anujarun9544]

@@thetabaxi6488 touchy subject man

[@e-0005]

@?? even TOUCHYER subject man

[@4varaa4]

*hol’ up*

[@michaelgordon6524]

LoneCrusader ring ding ding ding ding ding

[@mutasimnabilmannan3741]

If this ain’t playing at my funeral, then I ain’t coming

[@yourmominator]

Underrated comment

[@zoicake]

This comment made my brain fart.

[@miketyson6639]

FlipNut25 same 😎

[@danilima6970]

Just like Joseph.

[@MrBruhMan1746]

@@zoicake this comment always gives me anxiety

[@HeyKyleRedhere]

Man he got the whole lazy Town fandom shocked to see this masterpiece.

[@leebydeeby]

Dio, brandishing a traffic sign: "I should check if he's really dead"
Jotaro: "be careful not to make a sound" [heart beats] "No don't touch that"

[@zaelheimricht4978]

''Just stop time and bash his head!"
*Starts listening the floor*

[@johnswap649]

I read this at the exact time it is said in the song XD

[@sasgo8452]

Jotaro: "Yes, do touch that."

[@liviousgameplay1755]

Lol, as I was reading the comments, this part played as I read it :D.
Oml that heart-like noise sounded gruesome.

[@itchyrock]

Stand: NUMBER ONE
Stand Master: Robbie Rotten
Stats:
Power: A++
Range: A+
Presicion: A+
Speed: A+
Potential: A+
Durability: A++

[@alexmills9223]

Sex: USELESS

[@spinekingjrgensen5779]

@@alexmills9223 *U l t i m a t e L i f e f o r m I n t e n s e n f i e s*

[@anexikhoz5091]

Durability: E

[@mrmotilek76]

He would beat Made in Heaven and Notorious B.I.G

[@myassispixelated4942]

@@anexikhoz5091 nah

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

*Still the best jojoke Even in 2020*

[@xoxira]

I agree

[@dardovelasco8185]

In 2020 i going to come back to affirmate this

[@walter1543]

@@dardovelasco8185 soon friend

[@cheemerthelizard]

Now, this is definitely up there, but have you seen “Oh? You’re a chime? Ting.”?

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

best in the decade basically

[@InanamGames]

i saw this video countless times and it always comes back to my home page, and i love everytime it happens

[@eris1683]

Pillar men: *do anything*
Joseph: Heres a little lesson in trickery

[@gabrielcinaqui4334]

You're next line is:
OH FUCK I AM DIYNG

[@lerandompersononline3746]

@@gabrielcinaqui4334 ha that won't work you the is was turned into os

[@gabrielcinaqui4334]

@@lerandompersononline3746 damn you brazilian auto correct

[@lazyliongames5858]

@@gabrielcinaqui4334 "OH FUCK I AM MAKING SOAP"

[@Ekis_bokis_siris_ekis]

Yes

[@WeavileGuy]

If you wanna be a Pillar number one
You have to kill a Hamon user on the run

[@gabrielnozea6156]

Trash *Caesar

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Are you a real, pillarman?
Have you ever killed a hamon user,
like those dumbasses over there:? (points at ceaser and Jojo)
Have you ever hibernated in a rock?
Alright. I can see that i will have to teach you how to be pillarmen!

[@linkon4262]

OOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD

[@Countess1476]

You are truly more powerful, than The World.

[@APO1029]

He could totally pass for a jojo character haha

[@isthatzo7703]

Carbon Fiber his ability to instantly disguise himself is basically already a stand ability.

[@vonnthepariah]

K H N U M

[@goose1769]

What are you talking about? That's obviously Josuke

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

He's actually the dude who saved Josuke when he was 4.

[@goose1769]

yes

[@TheCollectorMagnolia]

I have lazy town at the ready, I can watch it any time I want… as long as the videos don’t get taken down that is.