Marty Cobb - Hilarious Southwest Flight Attendant
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- čas přidán 22. 01. 2017
- I had the pleasure of hearing this awesome Southwest flight attendant delivers hilarious PA!
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I was taking a group of kids on an educational travel tour, most of whom had never flown before. Marty was our flight attendant, and the kids were laughing so hard they forgot to be nervous.
Marty is great with her passengers. Very funny she makes the flight fun I give her😁👍 thumbs up
This hostess is all across the internet for making funny announcements!
She is clearly stand up comedian material, but the crowd can't escape from their seats in an airplane which is a smart move if you have a bad day at work.
Fantastic!
She's great at her job, and easy on the eyes too.
How can they remember all that. That’s like a million words
@WhutsWhat No, I've heard this repeated on numerous Southwest flight's. It's memorized, not unplanned.
@@donnabaardsen5372 but gotta give her credit for switching up the small details each flight too. Her own original skit too.
They’ve done it for years dumbass
Lol.I said the same thing
@@donnabaardsen5372 she said she maid her own spin of it on ellen in 2014.
I love her, she makes flying so much fun, give that lady a recognition award and a big fat raise
Well, that was definitely refreshing. A flight attendant with a little bit sas and a lot of class! Well done Marty!!!
This lady is hysterical. What a lovely sense of humour
I would book a trip on Southwest just to hear her safety announcement. She is hysterical😂😂😂
She is very good and brings a much needed humour into this world. 10/10
Definitely a shining example of the perfect flight attendant.
One of the most impressive, awesome, single hardworking parents you will ever encounter in this business.
She is hilarious, but I dare say, I´ve never heard anyone talk THAT FAST before in my life! Good thing it´s been recorded, I need to listen to it several times to understand it all...
I just LOVE her! Please put her in charge of training, or atleast use her techniques to train other flight attendants, she's EXCELLENT & I know she'd put others at ease in flying!!!
Marty, I'm dead serious. As the son of a commercial pilot, I spent a lot of my life in planes and airports. Unfortunately, with all of the post-9/11 TSA obstacle course, loading, check-in, etc., I've been conditioned to not stand the thought of commercial flight travel. Prepare for the greatest compliment I could possibly pay you. You actually make flying look attractive and fun again.
You are a delightful breathe of fresh air in a world gone dry and stale. Thank you. Be safe and God bless.
Seems the core part of these speeches (including humor parts) are consistent in in every flight of southwest. Good policy. Other airlines should follow it!
I remember my sister was a flight attendant do American Airlines in the late 70's. Training was much more stringent back then. You had to be a certain height & weight. No glasses, contacts only. They taught you how to do your makeup. Really? But she had some of the best stories! The woman that knocked her husband out with a bottle of champagne, because he was drunk & obnoxious. A spider monkey that someone snuck on the plane & it got loose. All the flight attendants trying to capture it. In first class the used real China & she's trying to carve a roast on one of those be carts, while the suddenly hit tubulance. People asked her how she pulled THAT off. She said she just winged it, they didn't teach her that in training. These funny videos are s great. More relaxed!!!
your the best Marty
Excellent delivery. She has a future on stage.
I flew from OKC. to Dallas. I swear I laughed at those ladies the whole time.
Oh I wish she was here in Australia! Love you Marty Cobb!!!
Just be grateful that on Quantas they take safety procedures seriously...believe me that is no joking matter.
@@carolannetitmus8878 you spelt QANTAS wrong...
Or,
Qantas
@@carolannetitmus8878 but Air New Zealand seems pretty good as well...especially they're safety videos!
Oops sorry, great airline!
@@carolannetitmus8878 lol 😂
This lady is a rock star! I would love to be sitting in a seat too small...too firm... anticipating a boring flight to someplace and hear these instructions. Wouldn't that instantly make you smile...make your flight better?
She is so funny I hope I have her on a flight some time.
Hilarious! I wish all airlines were like this.
she has become and internet sensation !!! i cant stop laughing !!
OMG! If you turn on your subtitles it's hysterical. It mentions how everyone gets there very own teeny weenie yellow cell with zucchini!😂
PrincessLuna020 that is halirious!!!!
"Thanks to get your kidney battle ends and welcome aboard"
LMAO!!
LOL. I heard teenie weenie southwest bikini!
Before I retired I flew Southwest every week from Orlando to Phillie for about a year. We had several instances where both the male and female senior attendants made jokes like this or sang to us. It relaxed the scared flyers somewhat. I love Southwest and since I flew the same flights each week, I got to know some of the gals and they were so much fun. I also remember, early in my career when I would fly from Houston Hobby to Dallas Love weekly, office to office. Back then the attendants wore hot pants and were required to have certain weight limits and age limits. I know it sounds sexist but they had the most beautiful and hot young ladies back in the day. No offense to todays male and females, old and young, fat and skinny.
I remember that back in the sixties and into the 70s, of course that's when flying used to be fun 😊
"That is sweet, but cash is better" 😂😂😂
She is funny and at least she gets the attention of the passengers which is exactly what is needed, unfortunately those safety briefs can get a little boring and repetitive and I tend to drift off. I wish we had her in Australia it would definitely liven up the flight.
🇦🇺😷😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I totally agree
Australia has the worst flight attendants, well at least Qantas does. They speak so fast and so boring and having flown on 14 individual Qantas flights I have only listened once or twice because they're just so boring and disengaging.
What class act!!
I wish Greyhound drivers had enthusiasm like her!
she inspires me.
I would love to have her as my flight attendant on a flight I would definitely fly that Airline again
You are awesome!!
Amazing! Hope all were like her.
God bless her🌻🌼🌷
Fantastic!
Seen her twice, ding dong my mother in law joke...too funny!!
Love this gal !!!
MARTY IS THE BEST
Yes she was on Ellen Show with her daughters. We fly next week out of Dallas to Las Vegas and my wife would love for her to be on the flight.
Stacey Breland did you have her on the flight?
No, unfortunately we had a boring set but the flight was good.
This wasn’t her it was a different one
Helpfull note, if you watch the Ellen show, you are spitting in the Lords face. She is a well-known gay and lives with her lover and also lies a lot.
@Cherry And we have to pray for people like you. Hell awaits you unless you accept the Lord. With all the evidice we have for you to say that tells me that you are super stupid.
I love Southwest.
Southwest steak spice? 🤔
I love her 😂😂😂
I have been on her flight before !
That last line....hahaha
Marty's the best. But I've heard a lot of SW attendants use the "disco lights" line. Just heard it on my last flight (and it wasn't Marty.)
Now that was worth the cost of the flight right there, Hilarious :)
I love Southwest
Marty marry me you have got the greatest personaLITY AND SMOKIN HOT TO BOOT!
Where was she when I was Flying SW , Kc To Phoenix ???? She's GREAT !!!
HILARIOUS!!!
I not hearing anyone laughing like how the other video was filled with laughter.
There was laughter, just not a lot.
TheRivrPrncess ikr some boring people
CMBCM lover speak and write English!!! You illiterate ass!
The one on Ellen was the best
Too funny!
What a Doll.
The most honest flight attendant in the air.
I understand her perfectly.
You are hilarious. I was laughing so hard. I would love fly on a plane and meet you in person. hehe
I WAS THE 1K LIKE! I HAVE FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING IN MY LIFE
B Dog So did it pay out for you?
After 6 months... he gets 4 likes 😂
If I was to fly in the future, I would SO fly Southwest and hopefully see Marty Cobb. Ten years ago, I flew SWA going home from moving my sister into her new home in Colorado, and when the FAs demonstrated the use of the seatbelt, they said to wear it low and tight "Britney Spears style".
Do these flight attendants get together for this stuff xD
Someone has seen Come From Away.
I love you
This is like, Janice's sane sister.
The last comments she made was hilarious!
She was quoting Come From Away, which was the newest hot musical on Broadway in 2017.
She's a doozy!
I love these videos I drive school bus and we have to give a safety speech before we leave about rules and if something would happen what they are supposed to do and I base mine off of this to try and make it fun otherwise it’s the same old boring stuff and nobody listens to you lol.
♥️
"Just do what we say and nobody gets hurt" United airlines
💯
these r happy people i guess....dont know may b i could b wrong too
Chicago to LA. Similar if not the same crew.
She sounds like the mom on Young Sheldon
Hey its Jonny country
She's easy on the eyes too!
I just heard noise, slow doooooooownnnn
Who the hell will be able to breathe normaly after cabin pressure loss lol
Wish I could understand it.
The funny thing is I bet when she first started doing that the pilot probably told her not to do that because it's unprofessional and stuff like that then Southwest probably realized just how much business they were getting because of her and said go ahead with it keep up the good work Marty I hope the next time I fly I am definitely flying Southwest and I am requesting Marty is my flight attendant
fingers crossed
I thought passengers were prohibited by FAA rules to laugh or smile once onboard.
huh where the hell you got that
She pass as a scouser
They keep saying 4 oxygen masks will drop.... But there is 6 across on the 737? Don't scare people! hehe.
What flight number is her plane?
DoYou still fly.. Sweet Marty??
OMG..I love it...shes like ...A female Dennis Miller....but not an asshole !
She’s hot as hell
Can I buy you a drink?
glad I didn't marry this woman ha ha ha ha 😀 👍 😎 👍 she's good
+Paul Payton it'd have been good if one were married to her though :) .. just need to remember which button to push to turn them on
Bet she's glad too . .
Good thing no one needed to know everything she was saying. Humor is good though. Gotta give her credit.
She is in another video got 10 million viewers
But this video is better picture
Identical twin son and daughter? Whatevs.
Will she marry me lol
Nooo..that's a little tooo much!
Is this a retirement flight? Pan Am flight attendants would be rolling over in their graves if they still were not flying Southwest.
Bout time somebody quit being so serious
Shes speaking too fast i would have trouble understanding here.
about a minute and a 1/2 too long.
Pretty sure this is scripted after seeingso many do it. I have seen some originals though.
Talking way to fast for me.
Too fast for a safety brief - more interested in sounding slick.
I could still understand her
She has already been accused of showing off at the expense of her passenger. Almost all can't understand what she is saying which is supposed to be a safety briefing. She wants attention.
Who accused her-YOU?. A lot of the Southwest folks do a similar type of spiel because here is a newsflash for you tightasses pilots. If they didn't make it somewhat humorous then NONE of the passengers would really listen.
@@rolandmiller5456Miller, She talked to fast for folks to understand her. All newbies flying do listen and I don't know of any tightasses pilots. You must hang with the wrong crowd and I been flying for 54yrs. You are a foul mouth kid. Go back to school and at least finish grade school. Have a nice and safe day.