A LONDONER Explains How to Speak COCKNEY (London accent)

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  • čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
  • If you plan to visit London, speak with Londoners understand TV shows and films set in London or characters from London then you need to understand the cockney. In this video everything will be explained by a London legend (ok, maybe not a legend, rather some geezer from London we found in the pub). You'll learn about the pronunciation, typical expressions and Cockney rhyming slang. Absolutely everything. And I ain't telling porkies neither.
    Famous cockneys include: David Beckham, Adele, Michael Caine, Jason Statham, Amy Winehouse,
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  • @LetThemTalkTV
    @LetThemTalkTV  Před 4 lety +4026

    Say something nice

    • @monicas.701
      @monicas.701 Před 4 lety +179

      I MAY NOT SAY THIS EVERYDAY BUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL WORDS ARE LIKE BEAUTIFUL FOOTPRINTS THAT HAVE BEEN ETCHED IN MY HEART AND MIND FOREVER !!!!! THANK YOU SWEETHEART !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @cubestuff3928
      @cubestuff3928 Před 4 lety +168

      Gangnam style

    • @worldscalephotography
      @worldscalephotography Před 4 lety +86

      Wike shugah and spoice?

    • @johntesla8538
      @johntesla8538 Před 4 lety +54

      Вы прекрасны

    • @cs-hr1mq
      @cs-hr1mq Před 4 lety +143

      something nice

  • @JP-1990
    @JP-1990 Před 3 lety +4308

    Me: "Help I'm lost"
    Bloke: *explains directions using rhyming slang*
    Me: "Help I'm lost on multiple levels."

    • @eddyvideostar
      @eddyvideostar Před 3 lety +48

      To JP: I was reared, trained, and bred in my younger days of yore, in Elephant & Castle and Kennington. S. E. 17, before I was ex-pat. This rhyming slang can cause confusion due to its capricious nature of creating neologisms which are not universal, by slapping together words at one's whim.

    • @ImehSmith
      @ImehSmith Před 3 lety +7

      IKR😂🤣🤣👍👍

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 Před 3 lety +37

      my man just freestyled the directions to you

    • @OREO-cv3om
      @OREO-cv3om Před 3 lety +1

      @@ImehSmith ikr you a bich init bro ikr 😂😂😂😂😒😒😒😑😑

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 Před 2 lety +13

      Alright mate, what you is you shuck your way up the meet and greet up ‘ere (points) then you take a cock fight and shuck for about ‘Alf a grandfather and it’ll be right on your identity. An if you Normandy Beach the public bog you’ve gone a bit too open bar right?

  • @parsia1363
    @parsia1363 Před 3 lety +2828

    "Say hello Bob." Bob: " Ellow" this was the best and funniest example of the accent.

    • @starzy8288
      @starzy8288 Před 3 lety +75

      Mate I'm a Londoner and i laughed like fuck at that part, is just so true.
      Surprisingly there was no mention on awaight (all right) 👌

    • @eddyvideostar
      @eddyvideostar Před 3 lety +4

      @@starzy8288 What was the video timing of this?

    • @AMcDub0708
      @AMcDub0708 Před 3 lety +5

      Ikr?! So funny 😆

    • @Tryst46
      @Tryst46 Před 3 lety +13

      @@starzy8288 That's because "awaight" is a modern variant that was never part of the original Cockney accent. In the original Cockney, the "r" was pronounced so it sounded more like "awright".
      It's really sad that the original Cockney has been lost over the years due to too much cross culture. Try watching the musical "Oliver" and you'll hear a much better depiction of the original Cockney accent and not "de saaf London speak yer get dare na."

    • @lifeinseoul3468
      @lifeinseoul3468 Před 3 lety +4

      @@eddyvideostar 1:43

  • @jonemorgana2079
    @jonemorgana2079 Před rokem +412

    I can’t tell you how much this video has helped me! I had to learn the cockney accent for an audition for “Sherlock Holmes” and because I rewatched and practiced with this video I got one of the lead roles! So thank you for doing what you do!!!

  • @JBCavern
    @JBCavern Před rokem +347

    Wow, I thought American urban English was tough. 🤣 This was hilarious! Thank you for posting this for us non-Cockney speakers.

    • @archlab007
      @archlab007 Před rokem +9

      WhatchU-talkin'bout?

    • @GattToDaChoppa
      @GattToDaChoppa Před rokem +3

      @@archlab007"
      WhatchU-talkin'bout? asshole!" - gary coleman, postal 2

    • @archlab007
      @archlab007 Před rokem +1

      @@GattToDaChoppa Hostile Muhh-Fuhhhh...

    • @jamesbohnenkamp778
      @jamesbohnenkamp778 Před rokem

      💯

    • @childofcascadia
      @childofcascadia Před rokem +5

      @JBCavern
      Where I live in the us, street english can be hard to understand if people dont want to be understood by outsiders (even by americans not from here) but this is another whole level of wtf.

  • @OdinzEinherjar
    @OdinzEinherjar Před 4 lety +9512

    It's not just an accent its a whole dialect.

    • @Berchol
      @Berchol Před 4 lety +191

      Yes, it sounds more appropriate

    • @OdinzEinherjar
      @OdinzEinherjar Před 4 lety +187

      @Penda Frightening how some talk in London now, have you seen the new series of Top Boy? You need f**kin subtitles to begin to comprehend that rubbish.

    • @MrRolnicek
      @MrRolnicek Před 4 lety +536

      At level 3 it's more of an encryption algorithm than a dialect.

    • @1710000huh
      @1710000huh Před 4 lety +11

      Nice nickname

    • @OdinzEinherjar
      @OdinzEinherjar Před 4 lety +4

      @@1710000huh Twinz

  • @SatiDevi444
    @SatiDevi444 Před 4 lety +5331

    I'm going to England and now I'm scared people will talk to me like this.

    • @troublewithweebles
      @troublewithweebles Před 4 lety +486

      Went to Europe last summer, and the hardest time I had understanding anyone I talked to was in London.

    • @ThatValorguy
      @ThatValorguy Před 4 lety +519

      You’ll hear more foreign languages spoken than actual English in London

    • @hennessy8094
      @hennessy8094 Před 4 lety +258

      As a Londoner if you go to tourist areas you will find english easier and some that you will be used to. However the further you get from the tourist areas you'll hear slang which will make you confused

    • @mysterycrumble
      @mysterycrumble Před 4 lety +114

      @@troublewithweebles you didn't go to Glasgow then

    • @michaelskoomamacher5652
      @michaelskoomamacher5652 Před 4 lety +209

      *laughs in Welsh and Northerner*

  • @normfredriksen1381
    @normfredriksen1381 Před rokem +39

    As an American I can understand most accents of English. We have a lot of them here on this side of the pond. I can even understand them when the speaker is three sheets to the wind, but there is one accent that perplexed me.
    I found myself sitting next to a dockworker from Liverpool in a bar in Medan, Sumatra back in the late 70's. He was well into his cups when he initiated conversation and for the life of me I couldn't understand a word he was saying. All I could do was nod at what seemed to be the appropriate times..

    • @qwertasdfg8828
      @qwertasdfg8828 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Congrats! This was a dialect spoken originally by The Beatles! No wonder, initially nobody wanted to buy their discs! )))))))))))

    • @normfredriksen1381
      @normfredriksen1381 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@qwertasdfg8828
      The Beatles were scholars in comparison.

    • @qwertasdfg8828
      @qwertasdfg8828 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@normfredriksen1381 Indeed, the postmodern times differ. Jeans had no holes, being not ragged! ))))))))))

  • @groovedohg
    @groovedohg Před rokem +51

    It's really weird. My mother was English but I was born and raised in New Zealand. I always pronounced innit, fanks, bruvver and summing (something) etc growing up. It just seemed easier to get out and not so posh. As a Kiwi growing up in the 60s and 70s I was typically using G'day a lot and virtually every sentence ending with 'ay'. I emigrated to England in the late 80s for 14 years and the past 20 years I have been in Ireland with very little if any Kiwi interaction. My brother who lives in Australua since the mid 90s came to visit me in Ireland a few years ago and he kept on telling me I said 'Yeah Nah' a hell of a lot. I was completely unaware I was even saying it, and in the 60s to 80s there was no highlighting of New Zealanders using this term. Nowadays it is a very common thing for a Kiwi to say. I can't for the life of me understand how I picked up the Yeah Nah having been away from NZ for 34 years. But I still proudly have a Kiwi accent

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 Před rokem +8

      Yeah Nah = I acknowledge what you're saying but I disagree/refuse
      Nah Yeah = I know its hard to believe but its true
      Thats how I hear these phrases

    • @groovedohg
      @groovedohg Před rokem +1

      @@ryanparker4996 You see, I sometimes start a chat with Yeah Nah. I can't understand why I do it.

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 Před rokem +1

      @@groovedohg same reason I say "innit" and "dya know what I mean" without meaning to 😂

    • @ek-nz
      @ek-nz Před 8 měsíci +1

      I’m a kiwi with only one kiwi grandparent but two kiwi parents. Went to Europe and the UK for nine months in 2006 and when I got home I got teased for sounding so Pommy. Always been interested in other accents though, and even though that was like 15 years ago I still get asked (in NZ) where I’m from sometimes. But it’s a mystery why someone who’s been away for as long as @groovedohg would have picked up ‘yeah nah’. That’s definitely more recent than 20 years down here.

    • @dominicwright6093
      @dominicwright6093 Před 4 měsíci

      The hellll is a kiwi

  • @SirMasi
    @SirMasi Před 4 lety +2290

    "Cockney uses rhyming slang"
    Me: oh cool!
    "Sometimes we drop the word that rhymes"
    Me: 😳

    • @FINDINGFITNESS101
      @FINDINGFITNESS101 Před 4 lety +161

      That's true. For example, Having a Turkish Bath means "having a laugh", yet we only say "having a Turkish". If you're here and someone tries ripping you off, ask them "are you havin' a Turkish? Then say " Do yourself a lemon! ( lemon flavour) meaning favour.

    • @TheRichardSilver
      @TheRichardSilver Před 4 lety +51

      @@FINDINGFITNESS101 But why Lemon if the word that rhymes is flavour, it could be any flavour then. I am trying desperately to see the logic but it just aint there mate.

    • @jakebustillos9
      @jakebustillos9 Před 4 lety +68

      Richard Aka Silver there’s no logic it’s just slang that rhymes that got progressively “slangier”

    • @estoy1001
      @estoy1001 Před 4 lety +27

      Like calling someone a "berk" is rather rude, but could be even more so in the US, since it's a part of rhyming slang; short for "Berkshire Hunt".
      And yes, "hunt" does rhyme with what you think it does.

    • @jskratnyarlathotep8411
      @jskratnyarlathotep8411 Před 4 lety +53

      @@TheRichardSilver that is the point. It was invented so that no one outside won't understand what are they talking about

  • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
    @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Před 4 lety +5570

    Me: Excuse me, where can I get a hamburger around here?
    Brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad
    Me: Please I’m so hungry.

  • @dub537h5
    @dub537h5 Před rokem +15

    This is just amazing. Plus this guy's humor is fantastic 😆

  • @parsleycrafts
    @parsleycrafts Před 10 měsíci +8

    as a dnd player I often watch accent videos and I have to say this is the best accent video I have ever seen. you've made my cockney adventurer even better than they already are

  • @ChocolateGamer44
    @ChocolateGamer44 Před 3 lety +1144

    Damn I’m so high I really didn’t realize Bob was just himself with glasses smh. Quality acting my guy

    • @astromodo
      @astromodo Před 3 lety +81

      i... i wouldn't even notice if i hadn't seen your comment and... i'm.... . not even high oh mygod

    • @RobertSeviour1
      @RobertSeviour1 Před 2 lety +16

      Do yerself a faver an get orf the Bob mate, don't do you no good.
      Bob Hope = ????

    • @bigsteve6729
      @bigsteve6729 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah you made that up

    • @nightlife791
      @nightlife791 Před 2 lety +2

      @@RobertSeviour1 dope :)

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe Před 2 lety +10

      I thought Bob was his uncle?

  • @Tara-sf7uu
    @Tara-sf7uu Před 3 lety +3597

    OMG. It makes so much sense now! When I was a kid, my mom remarried into a British family and my new step-grandad had the Cockney accent....I thought he was crazy! He would speak, and look at me expectantly, as if I was to answer him but I had no clue what he was saying! It seemed like a bunch of garbled mismatched words lmao ....I thought he had dementia! 🤭 Bless him, I bet he thought I was slow in the head too...😂

    • @eddyvideostar
      @eddyvideostar Před 3 lety +53

      This is similar to the Jamaicans. Rough riding with their remarking. --------------- JA's sound like they can speak ten languages -- but cannot speak one! They used to be a British colony, but since they became "independent," they don't know who they are nor who they want to sell their souls to.

    • @carlcarl70
      @carlcarl70 Před 3 lety +86

      @@eddyvideostar what the hell are you talking about. You are taking the piss. Fool

    • @eddyvideostar
      @eddyvideostar Před 3 lety +6

      @@carlcarl70 Bye, Selassie!

    • @txt5201
      @txt5201 Před 3 lety +33

      eddyvideostar ummm mate ur quite wrong there

    • @Tara-sf7uu
      @Tara-sf7uu Před 3 lety +67

      Everyone I have ever met from JA has spoken the universal language of good food. So Ive had zero problems in that area... I can speak jerk chicken and black cake fluently!😂

  • @SoriaCenter
    @SoriaCenter Před rokem +28

    This was fascinating to me! I have spent time in the Caribbean and there is a similar way the locals code their English like the cockney. Each Island has its own form of Creole spoken. When I hear it, I know I am listening to English words.... but the order and meaning are different..

  • @KenjiMapes
    @KenjiMapes Před 7 měsíci +1

    So good. The banter between them is awesome & “Cousin Bob” does a hilariously wonderful job.

  • @zincwick99
    @zincwick99 Před 3 lety +532

    I am a born and bred Londoner living in Canada for the past 39 years. I have never lost my London accent and cockney slang. Thanks for the refresher.

    • @birdsarentreal3054
      @birdsarentreal3054 Před 2 lety +8

      Could u help me plz?, How can i learn it?

    • @DrewpyYT
      @DrewpyYT Před 2 lety +9

      @@birdsarentreal3054 try practicing the words in the video than create ur own sentences. That should help maybe!

    • @DrewpyYT
      @DrewpyYT Před 2 lety +2

      @La verdad de la milanesa yes! I find the English accents very outstanding

    • @Bonzman
      @Bonzman Před 2 lety +7

      When me and the trouble visited California, they thought we were Aussies!

    • @birdsarentreal3054
      @birdsarentreal3054 Před 2 lety

      @@DrewpyYT thanx

  • @woundedhealer999
    @woundedhealer999 Před 3 lety +535

    I'm not British, but lived in London for 3 years. I always Loved the Cockney accent, especially "innit" and "alright, luv?" :) will always remember London so fondly.

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions Před 3 lety +3

      DON'T go to JELLY now! LOL! ;oP

    • @wh1skeysmoker
      @wh1skeysmoker Před 3 lety +6

      Cheers mi old china...love my accent 😁

    • @daniellekay91
      @daniellekay91 Před 3 lety +10

      Bless! I’m not British either, but lived London for two years. I love the cockney accent. This video makes me want to move back. Love this city.

    • @tonydepiq2368
      @tonydepiq2368 Před 3 lety +3

      Hmm think ull find its darling in london not love..thats the north

    • @beneathourfeet3815
      @beneathourfeet3815 Před 3 lety +1

      its more of awight

  • @Great.AnotherChristian

    Just wanted to say that I appreciate all of the presentation. I've learned a bunch here today. Thank you!

  • @pedroa4132
    @pedroa4132 Před rokem +1

    Great presentation and depth here. I think London owes you a debt of gratitude!

  • @yeaheverday
    @yeaheverday Před 4 lety +561

    “Speak English to me Tony. I thought this country spawned the f’n language and so far no one seems to speak it.” - Cousin Avi

    • @mahularamaphoko1666
      @mahularamaphoko1666 Před 4 lety +7

      Gulf Marsh Bayou and Bay love that movie

    • @jasonmateus924
      @jasonmateus924 Před 4 lety +14

      I think I'm gonna have to watch it again just because of this video ahha

    • @3fingerheater
      @3fingerheater Před 4 lety

      What movie is this from?

    • @yeaheverday
      @yeaheverday Před 4 lety +3

      Jason Mateus - peep out - “lock stocks and two smoking gun barrels “ as well. One of my favorites. It was kinda a prequel to snatch..... sort of.

    • @Celestial_Kumiho
      @Celestial_Kumiho Před 4 lety +3

      No Pfp snatch

  • @paul-pablo
    @paul-pablo Před 4 lety +976

    I'm italian and now I'm really confused.
    The third level is absurd.

    • @decept1k919
      @decept1k919 Před 4 lety +156

      Paolo I’m a native speaker and I have no idea what he’s saying either

    • @paul-pablo
      @paul-pablo Před 4 lety +1

      @Nicoletta Ciccone può darmi del tu 😂

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 Před 4 lety +72

      I'm English and although I did already know almost all the rhyming slang, it's worth pointing out that no-one has spoken like that ever except as a joke. Individual phrases are still fairly common in London and it was probably more common a long time ago. I lived in London for 20 years, 20 years ago and even then no-one spoke like that even in a jellied eel emporium (which is a real thing and the most Cockney thing ever).
      Cockney rhyming slang is principally meant to be funny but it cannot be compared to rural dialects in Italy for example where that really is the mother tongue of people in a specific region.

    • @Aspro4
      @Aspro4 Před 4 lety +16

      For me also the third level sounds like some sort of encrypted speech. I think that you may have a similar feeling if you have learnt the official French language and you hear the “marseillais” or “provençal” dialect.

    • @laraz-F
      @laraz-F Před 4 lety +5

      Lol you thought cockney was hard, try the slang around stoke on trent that will blow your mind example "Hello" cockney "alright mate" stoke "awat" 😆..say it a...wat,"Head, cockney "Ed" stoke "yed" and loads more. Now that's more confusing than cockney lol 😆

  • @davidrussellhamrick1828
    @davidrussellhamrick1828 Před rokem +8

    When my daughter was learning to talk she fell into using F and V for the unvoiced and voiced TH sounds. But she also put a hard T in place of the -ED to make past tense of verbs. So I heard things like, "Bad wevver, it fundert!" = "Bad weather, it thundered!" Somehow a little Texan was coming out with Cockney German. 😄

  • @eddmundo
    @eddmundo Před rokem +2

    Your face when you learned English for years, come to London to practice and realized that London speaks in different language. 🤣🤣

  • @salehalharthi305
    @salehalharthi305 Před 4 lety +422

    I have been studying English for almost ten years now, yet I think after this video, I need another ten.

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman Před 4 lety +34

      intensive excite I’ve been speaking English all my life, and I feel the same way.

    • @RamaFuckingRama
      @RamaFuckingRama Před 4 lety

      same here lol

    • @scarlettstott7570
      @scarlettstott7570 Před 4 lety +4

      Watch some British tv, it might help with fluency

    • @bveracka
      @bveracka Před 4 lety +3

      Like any other dialect, if you immerse yourself in it, you'll learn it quite fast (if you want to). The "level three" stuff is fairly uncommon to hear if you're just visiting, but of course pockets of folks here and there - especially criminals, drunks, junkies, etc. - will always keep it alive. I think it's great.

    • @robplazzman6049
      @robplazzman6049 Před 4 lety +1

      Translate the following: “Eee arr missus, you can park yer plaster ere” .... I’ll give you a couple of days !

  • @Whiteout144
    @Whiteout144 Před 4 lety +425

    Never understood why my British dad (I'm American) called his cell a dog and bone until now never bothered to ask just assumed it had to do with it rhyming and he thought he was being funny. I'm 23 and I'm sorry dad you're not actually crazy...

    • @FINDINGFITNESS101
      @FINDINGFITNESS101 Před 4 lety +47

      I think ya old man's in a right two and eight. If he's on his Jack Jones, tell him to get on the blower and give me a shout. We'll have a right giraffe. Wack on a whistle and flute and down a few jars. Keep ya minces peeled an don't tell the trouble and strife or they'll be Barney Rubble and plenty of claret! All The Best Mush! P.s "Don't worry, your dad will understand"!

    • @cruyffssoul2397
      @cruyffssoul2397 Před 4 lety +9

      TL Strength & Conditioning Care to translate that LOL

    • @cruyffssoul2397
      @cruyffssoul2397 Před 4 lety +3

      Sakurako Hikari I want to know if there’s a site in which one can translate modern English to Cockney. Perhaps it could be found easily but...I’m too lazy to search I have enough work already lol

    • @RocoWolf
      @RocoWolf Před 4 lety

      From guessing, I think I got some of it lol

    • @schubyu7770
      @schubyu7770 Před 4 lety

      Lab dance

  • @pjab1133
    @pjab1133 Před rokem

    Thanks - this was truly informative and great fund as well. Made me grin many times.

  • @tju9470
    @tju9470 Před rokem

    Thank you for this! I find your explanations very easy to understand!

  • @AmanBakshi
    @AmanBakshi Před 3 lety +217

    level 1: I don't understand the accent
    level 2: I understand but can't make sense out of it
    level 3:

    • @myk1137
      @myk1137 Před 2 lety +4

      Wha' 'e ew is vis?

  • @williamrandle4589
    @williamrandle4589 Před 3 lety +479

    I remember being confused for ages as a child when I asked my Grandad about his dad and he told me was "Brown bread" 😂

    • @chellay325
      @chellay325 Před 2 lety +26

      this is so cute and innocent ahahah

    • @marugotofromMCGI
      @marugotofromMCGI Před rokem

      I don't get it, could you please explain?

    • @williamrandle4589
      @williamrandle4589 Před rokem +12

      @@marugotofromMCGI Brown Bread is rhyming slang for dead but being a small child I took it quite literally 😂

    • @walterweiss7124
      @walterweiss7124 Před rokem +2

      @@williamrandle4589 yep, all we learnt about cockney in a German school were these funny rhyming slangs

    • @ayla3106
      @ayla3106 Před rokem

      ))))

  • @livingstranger
    @livingstranger Před rokem +2

    I would imagine the Cockney accent got it’s prideful exuberance from the early 80’s British punk rock scene.

  • @boblabla4756
    @boblabla4756 Před rokem +2

    This, is prolly the best thing I have watched this year. I'm a HUGE Guy Ritchie fan and now the lingo is making sense.
    I'm gunna have to watch this about another five limes but I think I'll catch on.

  • @Fallout3kicksass1
    @Fallout3kicksass1 Před 4 lety +473

    Now I understand that scene from Austin Powers where hes talking to his dad

    • @rachelbrenner4092
      @rachelbrenner4092 Před 4 lety +24

      Ah come on Dad you know speak English English!

    • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
      @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 Před 4 lety +47

      i always thought that was a parody and joke on how non-brits hear british accent, specifically, london accent, where they just quickfire and string together random words, turns out, it's actually a real bonafide accent.

    • @d.gerstmann4930
      @d.gerstmann4930 Před 4 lety +3

      Hahaha best scene

    • @john-pierrerichard1791
      @john-pierrerichard1791 Před 4 lety

      Oh no... It's true! Every now and then I watch England-made movies (not Hollywood) ONLY with closed captioning!

    • @john-pierrerichard1791
      @john-pierrerichard1791 Před 4 lety +1

      Here's another great scene on youtube: "Manc or wank" 🤣

  • @distrologic2925
    @distrologic2925 Před 4 lety +560

    "Lemon and lime have nothing to do with time, its all about the rhyme."
    What am I watching

    • @maxcuthbert100
      @maxcuthbert100 Před 4 lety +25

      Inglish,innit ?!

    • @CyberninjaX01
      @CyberninjaX01 Před 4 lety +9

      Plus Britney spears for beer? Should be king Lear, and bubble bath for laugh not a turkish... Who Is this Toby!

    • @fernandomilan8754
      @fernandomilan8754 Před 4 lety +1

      He lost me there

    • @davidgm1000
      @davidgm1000 Před 4 lety +1

      @@CyberninjaX01 is this Toby, a bit of a Jeremy, do you think? - (as in Jeremy 'unt)

    • @kodiakandgrizzlybears3787
      @kodiakandgrizzlybears3787 Před 4 lety

      @@CyberninjaX01 Britney Spears stands for 'ears'!!

  • @milazh4271
    @milazh4271 Před rokem

    That's awesome! I always wondered what cockney accent is and now you made that wonderful video.

  • @angNguyen-ix6ik
    @angNguyen-ix6ik Před 9 měsíci

    This is beautiful, thank you for your video.

  • @cullenmitchell9165
    @cullenmitchell9165 Před 4 lety +1007

    So the lower classes of London developed an accent just to confound the upper classes? Sounds proper English to me.

    • @torspedia
      @torspedia Před 4 lety +10

      Cullen Mitchell yea’, t’ ‘id wa’ dey were ra’lin on abou’ from Old Bill, ini’? 😜

    • @shirleycameron7718
      @shirleycameron7718 Před 4 lety +1

      Not my cup of tea...tks anyway....

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw Před 4 lety +5

      the British think of everything

    • @DigitalBrain22
      @DigitalBrain22 Před 4 lety +1

      Cullen Mitchell you’re a dick.

    • @noobert7274
      @noobert7274 Před 4 lety

      S. FRCA piss off

  • @JimmyCrafter
    @JimmyCrafter Před 3 lety +570

    learning this accent is like learning a whole nother language from square one

    • @rat_king-
      @rat_king- Před 3 lety +8

      mate you don't even know 'alf, of it m8

    • @Driver0808657
      @Driver0808657 Před 3 lety +10

      Guessing you've never heard Newfoundland English 😂

    • @dovie2blue
      @dovie2blue Před 3 lety +1

      Anuva Langwidge bruvva

    • @TheLordIsMyShepherd75
      @TheLordIsMyShepherd75 Před 3 lety

      Now I'm glad to be English(Please don't say British!!)

    • @demondrive147
      @demondrive147 Před 3 lety +2

      Just lazily miss some letters and you'll be great at it 🤣

  • @rework52678
    @rework52678 Před rokem

    Totally enjoyed this video. Great!

  • @marquinhomendonca9944

    Amazing class, amazing video, amazing diction (RP, since it's the only one I know a bit) and amazing interpretation. I had some good laughs!

  • @plainlogic
    @plainlogic Před 4 lety +1041

    Silly me, I thought English is my first language.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 4 lety +37

      Well cockney is almost it's own language. You don't have to feel bad.

    • @KathrynLiz1
      @KathrynLiz1 Před 4 lety +16

      @@jeltje50 Yes it's difficult unless you grew up with it...

    • @fishboi8314
      @fishboi8314 Před 4 lety +14

      I speak american

    • @plainlogic
      @plainlogic Před 4 lety +7

      @@fishboi8314Merica, fuck YEAH!

    • @plainlogic
      @plainlogic Před 4 lety +1

      @@vincek100 oh Goddamn, lets erase this abomination of grammar and start all over.

  • @BlikeNave
    @BlikeNave Před 4 lety +269

    Replace the word with a word that rhymes, then find an associated word with that 2nd rhymer and use that to replace the original word. That is insane.

    • @chicagoliightsx
      @chicagoliightsx Před 4 lety +1

      @Trip Gil Nah, at least not psychologically lol; we haven't proven ourselves sane enough, sorry. So many mass m*rders here. It's tragic. Also, what does this "rule" have to do with us?...Other than colonialism? America is pretty far removed. Maybe ONCE a year we'll talk about the royal family... 🤔

    • @isabellecrisp8001
      @isabellecrisp8001 Před 4 lety +1

      I remember being taught this in primary school. That's so weird

    • @philipwade4223
      @philipwade4223 Před 4 lety +5

      In cockney rhyming slang, 'aris' = arse........ Aristotle = bottle, bottle & glass = arse e.g. "I gave 'im a good kick up the aris"

    • @distrologic2925
      @distrologic2925 Před 4 lety +2

      @Trip Gil What are you talking about, people go shooting up elementary schools by the months in USA. You guys just love weapons more than your children.

    • @chocobochick5390
      @chocobochick5390 Před 4 lety

      @@chicagoliightsx everyone's different

  • @sterbbi1
    @sterbbi1 Před 11 měsíci

    Brilliant! Love the 3rd level - so fun! Love the vid, too.

  • @chapsnaps1
    @chapsnaps1 Před rokem +1

    Best line in Carry on Cleo.
    Kenneth Williams to Charles Hawtrey: "I know an iron when I see one!"
    The best thing is that children don't get it, but adults do.
    The writing in those movies was second to none.

  • @TheLegallygorgeous
    @TheLegallygorgeous Před 4 lety +529

    Me (goes to the cops to report a theft): Some tea leaf half-inched my tit-for-tat from my jam car!
    The cops: .....

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Před 4 lety +7

      Okay... seriously, whut?

    • @pedropopelka3166
      @pedropopelka3166 Před 4 lety +23

      isnt it jam jar? ahaha just sayin c:

    • @thumblesteen7696
      @thumblesteen7696 Před 4 lety +19

      No sensible working class person would ever go to the police. More harm than good. We usually solve these matters through diplomacy believe it or not. One example from my own life is how I was robbed earlier this year, rather than being a filthy rat, I just talked to the guy and tried to resolve it. It's a better and more peaceful way of settling things in neighborhoods that already have too much senseless violence.

    • @zhouwu
      @zhouwu Před 4 lety +6

      @@thumblesteen7696 So how does one transfigure oneself from a human being into a filthy rat? Might come in handy for a quick getaway.

    • @thumblesteen7696
      @thumblesteen7696 Před 4 lety +3

      @@zhouwu It's an expression. You'd have to ask a wizard or something.

  • @xiiaohao3871
    @xiiaohao3871 Před 4 lety +554

    Imagine someone saying to you : "Can I use your dog to call the missus?"

    • @yengsabio5315
      @yengsabio5315 Před 4 lety +40

      Damn, the room for misinterpretation is too wide for such a sentence! 😂😂😂

    • @ciaran7162
      @ciaran7162 Před 4 lety +10

      You wouldn't you'd say can I use ya blowa 😁

    • @taunuslunatic404
      @taunuslunatic404 Před 4 lety +23

      Allo me old mucker can I use your dog to call the trouble and strife in her jam jar?

    • @komilovalyukobondmantaj232
      @komilovalyukobondmantaj232 Před 4 lety

      Hey, why has your comment effected to me hilariously, although I don't know to read?

    • @newdawnforall6264
      @newdawnforall6264 Před 4 lety +7

      Trouble's on the dog. (Trouble 'n' strife - wife, is on the dog 'n' bone, phone)

  • @iannalemme
    @iannalemme Před rokem

    whoah this is so clever, i loved the presentation a lot!

  • @Alessandro-nq3tm
    @Alessandro-nq3tm Před 4 lety +657

    "Can I use your dog to call my missus?"
    "Of course! Take my chihuahua"

    • @alfredvinciguerra532
      @alfredvinciguerra532 Před 4 lety +10

      Alessandro In NY they will give you a hot dog 🌭 🤣🤣🤣

    • @natenrey4601
      @natenrey4601 Před 4 lety +9

      The chihuahua is the loudest among the dogs when it barks

    • @rtyomkv
      @rtyomkv Před 4 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @EO-McLoud
      @EO-McLoud Před 4 lety

      @@natenrey4601 dey squeal more than bark :D

    • @salihcandemir9364
      @salihcandemir9364 Před 4 lety +1

      Cuz it rhymes with dianhua? lol

  • @Thehunterpwn
    @Thehunterpwn Před 3 lety +78

    This is actually one of the most important videos on the internet

  • @detlefkoch7748
    @detlefkoch7748 Před rokem

    This is simply great. I love it! ❤
    Thanks!

  • @lunachiaraa
    @lunachiaraa Před 8 měsíci

    this was so helpful and entertaining!

  • @nuehar
    @nuehar Před 3 lety +823

    Acting: 11/10
    Plot: 11/10
    Content: 11/10
    Humour: 11/10
    *like*

  • @iliev9706
    @iliev9706 Před 4 lety +1889

    He looks like a randomised dark souls character
    Edit:likes good

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. Před rokem +5

    This is why I love the English Accent. 😂👍

  • @shoshannadaly6072
    @shoshannadaly6072 Před rokem

    Fabulous and so much fun. Looking to learn more

  • @alexandru-danielpascal4654
    @alexandru-danielpascal4654 Před 3 lety +817

    Is it just me or do I enjoy the level transition cringe of the "cockney-o-meter" too much?? 😅

  • @matiasguillermosandoval8292
    @matiasguillermosandoval8292 Před 4 lety +187

    Now i can understand what the fck alfie's talking about in peaky blinders

  • @DrDaab
    @DrDaab Před rokem

    Wonderful. Not only educational but hilarious too.
    Thanks !

  • @richardrichard394
    @richardrichard394 Před rokem +1

    Thank you so much for explaining!

  • @Qwertycritical
    @Qwertycritical Před 4 lety +261

    I propose that Cockneys need to keep their cultural heritage alive. This means all signage in London and surrounding new towns need to be bilingual. If anything it would be hilarious to see.

    • @IgorProkhorov111
      @IgorProkhorov111 Před 4 lety +1

      Great!)

    • @51MontyPython
      @51MontyPython Před 3 lety

      @Topgun God Ghostbusters reference?

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Před 3 lety +2

      @Topgun God sad what's happening. But hopefully the situation will improve in the coming years.

    • @natalieludlow7688
      @natalieludlow7688 Před 3 lety +2

      All the signs should be in cockney. That would really confuse a lot of people 😂

    • @CodyHazelleMusic
      @CodyHazelleMusic Před 3 lety +2

      This sounds like a really funny Monty python sketch

  • @Robob0027
    @Robob0027 Před rokem +151

    My father's friend, who spoke almost entirely in rhyming slang, introduced my parents to some friends of his as Crystal & Fred. My mother, trying to break the ice, said to the lady, "Crystal, what a pretty name". The response was "Me name ain't Crystal luv, it's Alice, Crystal Palace-Alice. (Crystal Palace is a suburb in south London)

  • @Genshi
    @Genshi Před rokem

    This was brilliantly done!

  • @thatonedynamitecuber
    @thatonedynamitecuber Před 10 měsíci

    The transition got me everytime mate!

  • @Jaymarcomoprime
    @Jaymarcomoprime Před 4 lety +374

    I just watched this on my dog.

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 Před 2 lety +554

    That last line where your cousin didn't understand you speaking Cockney made me think of that movie Cockneys vs Zombies where a lot of east Londoners are constantly unable to understand each other because they're always trying to outslang each other
    Then there's an old guy halfway through the movie who rhyming slangs the rhyming slangs sometimes several layers deep so whenever he's forced to explain it it takes a whole minute 😂😂😂

    • @romanalexandrov2880
      @romanalexandrov2880 Před rokem +13

      That's what I'm watching next! 😀Thanx, mate!

    • @leelee5269
      @leelee5269 Před rokem +7

      Thanks, I will try the film...or at least add it to my endless bucket list!
      Here in America our regional accents are fading as we ingest mainstream media up the yin-yang. But although my hobby of guessing which area a person is from has become more of a challenge, it's still an enjoyable icebreaker. Aunt vs "ant" being the reply to *"who comes to the picnic if you invite your Mom's sister?" Tee hee: My New England Mum made me speak the Queen's English at home. Code switching was an early lesson! The Queen's English has been a lasting gift---but would have gotten me beaten up as a snob on the mean streets---so i also speak Spanglish and can "ax yo mama kin yu go to de sto". I've wondered what a formally trained ESL student makes of polyglot American English more than once!

    • @monoXcide01
      @monoXcide01 Před rokem +4

      Abercrombie, zombie! Lol. It's a good B movie to turn your brain off and have fun. For a more serious movie with cockneys I would recommend Green Street Hooligans

    • @tolkienfan1972
      @tolkienfan1972 Před rokem +1

      I gotta see that!

    • @meyelejuega3602
      @meyelejuega3602 Před rokem +1

      Okay you hooked me, now i have to watch it, i'll report with my toughts about it.

  • @vaiscilia
    @vaiscilia Před 6 měsíci

    Great video with great effort to teach.

  • @thelockpickinglebowski633

    This is great! I always like trying to speak different accents.

  • @jummeldelarosa1759
    @jummeldelarosa1759 Před 3 lety +1880

    Imagine walking in London with your dog and a guy with a cockney accent comes up to you and said: can I use your dog?
    I'd burst out laughing.

    • @cinnammonroll
      @cinnammonroll Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wh1skeysmoker
      @wh1skeysmoker Před 3 lety +21

      Haha 'ask' to use your phone! How quaint...

    • @ifeyecouldpaint
      @ifeyecouldpaint Před 3 lety +24

      You mean can I use your "dog and bone if you're saying dog it also could mean you've hurt your foot as your dogs are barking could mean your feet are hurting or plates of meat

    • @tolonggesvlog3561
      @tolonggesvlog3561 Před 3 lety +3

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abusuleymantariq2137
      @abusuleymantariq2137 Před 3 lety

      😂

  • @DinHamburg
    @DinHamburg Před 4 lety +53

    "What's your game, sunshine..."

  • @frankwells159
    @frankwells159 Před rokem +1

    Love it, keep it coming

  • @PruneNut
    @PruneNut Před rokem

    Don’t know how or why I was recommended this video, but I enjoyed it. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @1mrtoman
    @1mrtoman Před 4 lety +507

    After watching this video I think Austrailan accent evolved from Cockney accent

    • @ea635
      @ea635 Před 4 lety +95

      T A absolutely, there’s a strong connection. Most settlers were from southern England back then, even today there’s a rhyming slang in Sydney.
      “Take a captain” -> Captain Cook -> look.

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 Před 4 lety +15

      Lots of similarities. Mostly based on late 18th - early 19th century southern English with a fair bit of Irish thrown in. Uses lots of rhyming slang, some common Cockney expressions, plus some our own unique ones and a few words borrowed from native languages. Not just used in Sydney by the way.

    • @Rhodiac
      @Rhodiac Před 4 lety +8

      Sydney accent is weakened aussie now. Sounds more american

    • @dansouthlondon9873
      @dansouthlondon9873 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ea635 In London, you'd say 'have a butcher's' from 'butcher's hook'

    • @rawuneditedvideos
      @rawuneditedvideos Před 4 lety +2

      @@Rhodiac definitely thata exactly what i thought about the NSW accent being a South Aussie

  • @Badkoydraws
    @Badkoydraws Před 2 lety +260

    The way you delivered the "What's your game sunshine?" Had me rolling to be honest, it caught me completely off guard! also, I'm writing it down, it sounds great.

    • @owlfethurz8377
      @owlfethurz8377 Před rokem +7

      Right! By the end I was really cracking up, was not expecting that! So cool, I'm going to replay this one and learn some cockney. I had a friend who told me about it and I've always wanted to hear more since then.

    • @RussiaIsARiddle778
      @RussiaIsARiddle778 Před rokem +5

      Just watch Jason Stathom and you will pick it right up. 😂

    • @bellecolleenbato79
      @bellecolleenbato79 Před rokem +2

      😹😹😹

  • @snowblind2820
    @snowblind2820 Před 9 měsíci

    This is the first video of your's I've seen and I love it. Thanks for explaining things so clearly. Also I thought your fake getting electrocuted by the cockneyometer was really funny

  • @M.C.P.
    @M.C.P. Před rokem +2

    I'm Italian and I felt so lost at the end... 😭😂
    I'm here for David Bowie ❤ and also because one of my cousins is British Italian from London, I want to try some sentence 😂
    Thank you for this video! Ciao!

  • @eem8039
    @eem8039 Před 3 lety +336

    That's why English became almost impossible for foreigners . I have a good hold on English but cockney is impossible for me

    • @dannySG61
      @dannySG61 Před 3 lety +22

      Just as I speak mandarin but I find it impossible to speak to a Mainland Chinese

    • @soulrunna
      @soulrunna Před 3 lety +23

      As a Brazilian guy, I can understand more what a Cockney means than a person from Texas.
      I can't understand what the Americans says. It's million times more easy to understand what a British-Patois-Cockney says than an American.

    • @Havencheese
      @Havencheese Před 3 lety +8

      Oh you wait til you come across a thick Weegie accent from Glasgow. I think it’s an amazing accent but when it’s fast, even as an English mother tongue speaker, man it took a while to get used to.

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech Před 3 lety +11

      @@soulrunna If you're getting your idea of a 'Texan' from TV and Movies, they're not like that really. Most barely have an accent at all compared to the standard american accent.

    • @330a
      @330a Před 3 lety +2

      @@soulrunna Nunca..

  • @ricojes
    @ricojes Před 3 lety +191

    First two levels: Alright, this just takes a little getting used to, especially the slang.
    Level three: *hears boss music*

  • @tommyescobia8381
    @tommyescobia8381 Před rokem

    I was waiting to hear bruv! 😊

  • @WeWillRuleTheWorldSumDay

    What an amazing video, thank you for the lesson. It was really a vivid and intense learning, i could feel the Cockney coming inside of me!

  • @evakatrinaa
    @evakatrinaa Před 4 lety +101

    I'm incorporating "What's yer game, Sunshine?" into my repertoire. Should sound great in my Saskatchewan accent.

    • @danielclark9685
      @danielclark9685 Před 4 lety +5

      Don't ya know

    • @nekikins4936
      @nekikins4936 Před 4 lety

      What’s your coop number

    • @PatrickFisher1
      @PatrickFisher1 Před 4 lety +1

      Itz freezin eh? Can I borrow yer Bob to go out ‘fer a rip before I head back to tender?
      Bob = Bob ‘n Doug = Bunnyhug
      Tender = Feeds me Love and Tenderness and Macaroons = Saskatoon

    • @user-xg8yy7yl1d
      @user-xg8yy7yl1d Před 4 lety

      Patrick Fisher
      Nothing beats the chinook language based slang in BC though the only words in that slang that are used these days are skookum and skid occasionally chuck if one wants to be totally confusing

    • @awotnot
      @awotnot Před 2 lety

      ave a butchers
      its someone's duchess or diamond
      the rude ones are the best; thrupenny bits, tom tit, jimmy riddle (froops, tom, jimmy)

  • @oatmoped
    @oatmoped Před 4 lety +437

    My uncle who had his third stroke might just have learned cockney? 🤔

  • @pauljordan4452
    @pauljordan4452 Před 19 dny

    You teach very clearly mate.

  • @martinw28703
    @martinw28703 Před rokem

    Ello Bob!
    ❤❤
    Those electrocution cuts are hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @sarahjohnson9443
    @sarahjohnson9443 Před 2 lety +662

    I grew up in South London and had a stronger Cockney accent as a child, we moved outside of London and my English teacher gave me a hard time because of my accent saying I don't speak the Queens English, and some family members use to berate me over it, I have worked hard to try and loose it, for a long time I felt ashamed of it, even now I still fall back into it especially when angry or speaking to family who still have it, funny thing is the family members who went on at me about my accent now have a stronger Cockney accent than me 😂, but I will say that people never had a problem understanding me, infact a French student at school had problems understanding everyone else but me.
    People no matter your language, accent, dialect, be
    proud of the way you speak, it would be pretty boring to all speak the same, I love hearing all the differences :)

    • @lalolandalanda8317
      @lalolandalanda8317 Před rokem +5

      I'm starting to study English and I like the British but there are so many that I don't know how to learn it. I thought everyone in england liked the cockney accent. So what is the most typical, used or popular accent there? Which one would you recommend studying? I understand that the accent of the queen or bbc is not used by anyone other than the upper class. I also know that the English like Scottish or Irish accents but those are impossible to understand. haha do you have any advice?

    • @tikvision
      @tikvision Před rokem +8

      The french guy could understand you because of the vowels phonetics. Cockney indeed sounds like any latin-based language person who is learning English

    • @jessestanheight3759
      @jessestanheight3759 Před rokem +5

      @tikvision Not really. As a native Spanish speaker I found the accent impossible to understand in a short film so I came here to learn more about it. My understanding of English is rather advanced so I was very frustrated but it's good to see it's a general thing. I love how it sounds but it sounds so different from the English I'm used to...

    • @tikvision
      @tikvision Před rokem +2

      @@jessestanheight3759 un mes en londres y ya lo entenderás.

    • @breadmonkeys
      @breadmonkeys Před rokem +5

      @@lalolandalanda8317 it really depends where you go in England, personally I speak estuary with a pinch of received pronunciation, but that's because I live where estuary is spoken and complicated family history. I have a mix of Welsh, northern and posh in my grandparents and great grandparents, but most of the later generation are born and bred in Sussex. My grandparents speak with received pronunciation, as did my northern Great grandmother (at least when my grandad was growing up most of the time.) So I picked up a bit from them naturally. For instance, I say miwk instead of silk and I only use a glottal stop half of the time. People always come up to me asking where I come from and what my accent is but it's just the same accent as them with a sprinkle of RP 😂 my parents have really thick estuary accents with my dad having more London influence than RP.
      If you learn received pronunciation and work from there, maybe that would be a good idea? People will understand you pretty much everywhere you go and I think it sounds nice, as do many people I think. I've never heard anyone hating on it, we just joke about it like every other accent we know of.

  • @stephenburnage7687
    @stephenburnage7687 Před 4 lety +109

    My grandad (born in London's East End in the 1890's) spoke fluent rhyming slang when he was with his mates but could turn it on and off as the situation required. There were (are) literally thousands of phrases to learn. It seemed to me that its primary purpose was humour but there was also almost something tribal about it. My guess is that it fell out of mainstream use when shipping moved to containers and London Docks went into decline (in the 1960's).

    • @lilrawri8446
      @lilrawri8446 Před 4 lety +25

      Or when thousands of immigrants took over your city

    • @FieldOfDaisies2468
      @FieldOfDaisies2468 Před 4 lety +5

      Would have been good to record them

    • @danstorm1233
      @danstorm1233 Před 4 lety +2

      Very interesting 👍

    • @pinkyman5155
      @pinkyman5155 Před 3 lety +4

      I think most of the Cockney accent originated from the markets, Billingsgate, Smithfield and Covent Garden, so prices could be set without the punters understanding. Owhay uchmay orfay hatay ( How much for that) along with the slang it was almost impossible to work out. Cushtie (Gypsy word)

    • @stephenburnage7687
      @stephenburnage7687 Před 3 lety +3

      @@pinkyman5155 You are probably right but I had always though of cockney slang as a badge of honor for "true" East Endenders (born within range of Bo Bells) and therefore primarily dockers. They were a very tight knit community and had their own code (you could not get a job on the docks unless you had a father or uncle working there). My grandfather (a blacksmith, who shooed horses at the large horse stables at Camden) was born half a mile outside the approved radius and he described himself as not a genuine cockney, with some obvious envy.

  • @7asyou
    @7asyou Před 3 měsíci

    i love this whenever i rewatch it

  • @frederikhein4195
    @frederikhein4195 Před rokem +3

    I (a 16 years old german) consider myself a quite formidable English speaker but already on level 1 I had a hard time here and there. And at the end you could have told me anything, I wouldn’t have understood a word. That’s no accent, that’s a new language 😂.
    Great video, very interesting

  • @zackm7180
    @zackm7180 Před 4 lety +409

    3rd part is like listening to a foreign language 🤣🤣

    • @curtisderbyshire1541
      @curtisderbyshire1541 Před 4 lety +3

      The British natives were foreign themselves since most British don't know their own ancestry or their heritage

    • @curtisderbyshire1541
      @curtisderbyshire1541 Před 4 lety +8

      Cockney dialect is native to Britain but no one knows proper Cockney these days since its sadly dying out

    • @curtisderbyshire1541
      @curtisderbyshire1541 Před 4 lety

      @Rosida Andriyana And they are closer to Celtic and Germanic/Nordic/Teutonic, Welsh means foreign by the way, Romans were the true invaders of Britain and the Windrush generation tried to colonise Europe such as Britain and Ireland

    • @johnmcalpine253
      @johnmcalpine253 Před 4 lety

      Curtis Derbyshire sure, strangers in their own city!

    • @judgejudyslover
      @judgejudyslover Před 4 lety +3

      Rosida Andriyana sorry but we are all intermingled. If you think you are special, you are not. We are all the same.

  • @rolling-roadkill
    @rolling-roadkill Před rokem +125

    Being Swedish we learned only "standard English" at school and other dialects/accents only through the movies and TV which was reflected in the way I spoke English.
    But later I bacame friends with some exchange students and one of them had such an outrageous dialect that I could hardly understand him for a few weeks. After some time though I got used to it and could almost fully understand him. 😅
    The downside of that was that my own way of speaking had begun to change a bit after spending so much time with him and a guy from Scotland.
    So for quite some time I had some kind of mashup of different dialects blended with the typical "Swenglish". It must've sounded atrocious. 🤣🤣
    The 2nd Cockney level sounded like 98.5% of "The Streets" songs. 😄

    • @aaronalcock2965
      @aaronalcock2965 Před rokem +4

      Mike Skinner's grew up in Birmingham so you're a tad out fella 😂 but to be fair I know what you mean

    • @ryanparker4996
      @ryanparker4996 Před rokem +4

      ​@@aaronalcock2965 bloody hell a white man from Birmingham? he's an Endangered Species at this point

    • @pameti.dragoblago
      @pameti.dragoblago Před měsícem

      when i first arrived to australia, could not understand a single word of english. it took me several months to 'tune in'. these days it sounds almost normal 🙂 (i'm joking - now this is a 'normal standard english' to me)

  • @aprylshowers22
    @aprylshowers22 Před rokem

    Excellent! I'm coming to London soon!! Thanks for the meat pie mate.
    ???

  • @I3uddzo
    @I3uddzo Před rokem

    Came here to learn an accent for DnD. Came out learning fluent Theives Chant.
    Love the video.

  • @garthly
    @garthly Před 4 lety +335

    When I grew up in London, in the fifties, we all spoke like that and never thought it was rhyming slang. I just thought loaf was a other word for head, and bottle meant resistance to fear. I thought scarper was a word for to leave and trouble was a joke name for a wife. It wasn’t till I grew up that I made the connection: loaf of bread - head, bottle of beer - fear, Scapa Flow - go, trouble and strife - wife. And by the way, I have only heard sling yer ook in Liverpool, being docker slang. The cockney equivalent is bugger off.

    • @janbush9579
      @janbush9579 Před 4 lety +19

      Garth Garthly .. made me laugh, cos same as you,these words were just another word for what it was, like use yer loaf.. use your head, same thing. I didnt know they were cockney slang, they were just local words. We used to go up the frog, and go get our barnet cut, then go home for a cup of rosy. And warm yer plates by the the fire. The go clean yer ‘ampsteads and wash yer boat, before bed. Luv it mate.

    • @susyward6978
      @susyward6978 Před 4 lety +3

      Garth Garthly Aristotle = bottle; bottle and glass = arse - hence bottle as in lost his bottle and Aris as in look at the Aris on that 😂

    • @lovernotfighter
      @lovernotfighter Před 4 lety +3

      @@janbush9579 I was able to follow you up to: Go up the frog, Then you lost me.

    • @martinconyard
      @martinconyard Před 4 lety +1

      @@susyward6978 Bang on, Susy. I was just going to write the same thing and the same break-down too.
      Also, with the greatest respect to the gent whose video this is, I never heard of lemon and lime for time. I was always led to believe (and I've always used) 'Bird Lime' which is why, if you're in Prison, you're 'doing bird'. What say you, dear young Lady? lol

    • @lovernotfighter
      @lovernotfighter Před 4 lety

      @sasholsuma What's a Scapa/Scarper?

  • @rosavillanueva5189
    @rosavillanueva5189 Před 3 lety +64

    Just when I thought I mastered the language, accent come in lemon and lime. Just great.

  • @subashchandrabowse2926
    @subashchandrabowse2926 Před 7 měsíci

    I love the way you describe the Cockneys

  • @ridedirtymtb9938
    @ridedirtymtb9938 Před rokem +1

    I absolutely love this !!!!!!!!!!

  • @edwardmiessner6502
    @edwardmiessner6502 Před 4 lety +623

    Me: Pardon, can you tell me the time?
    Brit: Mo'uh
    Me: Huh?
    (Mo'uh = mortar = mortar and bricks o'clock = six o'clock)

    • @nilerigemonshello6242
      @nilerigemonshello6242 Před 4 lety +6

      Edward Miessner sounds pants

    • @Mnemonic-X
      @Mnemonic-X Před 4 lety +7

      I didn't get you. Why is 'mortar and bricks o'clock' = six o'clock?

    • @hhgygy
      @hhgygy Před 4 lety +17

      @@Mnemonic-X Because bricks and six rhyme?

    • @Mnemonic-X
      @Mnemonic-X Před 4 lety +2

      @@hhgygy but a lot of words are rhymes to six. Not only bricks. Right?

    • @hhgygy
      @hhgygy Před 4 lety +6

      @@Mnemonic-X Yes, but usually one specific rhyming word is chosen, for no obvious reason, I believe.

  • @stanislav7920
    @stanislav7920 Před rokem

    Amasing. Thank you for your work! :)

  • @Z4U3398
    @Z4U3398 Před 2 lety +58

    Cockneyometer settings:
    Level 1
    Level 2
    Level 3
    Level Ozzy

  • @wanderthisworld97
    @wanderthisworld97 Před 8 měsíci

    The rhyming section is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard! Love this video!