@@Nobodyimportant85 "You named it Brad. You *LOOOOVED* Brad. ...and then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together 3 boyfriends 4 jobs, you thought *"nOtHiNg CoUlD rEpLaCe BrAd!"* and then liberty Neutral called. And you break into your happy dance."
Honestly, you ever been to five guys I buy a double cheeseburger with all the toppings with fries and a vanilla milkshake and my order comes out to 18 dollars. If I had to estimate on what they bought it would be in the the 40-50 dollar range. So if said Mary did buy all that she is a true survivor.
Too bad they seemed to base it off the stupid movie because anybody familiar with The Mythos knows you don't summon him! You don't come to him, he comes to you!
zeldaed123 well, to be fair. You can’t really expect peeps to know all the details for a long dead Creepypasta that hasn’t really been relevant since 2014 due to the unfortunate stabbing incident.
I kind of would watch a show around Stewart beating his addiction to 5 Guys, getting his mojo back, and being the "Slenderman" again. Be an interesting concept. 🤣
Now I wish for a slightly macabre feel-good-series. Where Stuart defeats his eating disorder, and goes on to become a successful youth counsellor, who works against bullying and occult assassination plots in schools.
I mean, the other robot chicken sketch with him where he appears before one of his fans and tries to get her to improve her lifestyle kind of implies that.
Just think that slender man started as an online internet legend on creepy pasts, and has now become a "bloody mary" like legend. Within 14 years this grew to the point that some kids stabbed their friend to "appease" slender man is horrific.
Vaping Fury thing is, the movie was even more mediocre, this is actually funny and doesn’t take itself seriously making the movie, a mediocre piece of crap which takes itself way too serious the worse version
It’s funny. Years ago I used to be scared of this guy. The creepy pasta fan base really did a number on me. Props to them. The game made it even better. Now we get the movie and now Robot Chicken makes me realize how far the tentacled man has fallen
I used to work at five guys and, after months of having access to that fatty, delicious food- for free, even- I can wholeheartedly relate to slenderman's plight
The one Robot Chicken sketch where nobody is murdered and painfully dismembered is the one where Slenderman is summoned to murder and painfully dismember someone.
When Mary call Slenderman fat I thought he was going to kill her right there
SAME
What do you mean? Stuart is a nice guy, he would not kill Mary, she is too skinny anyway. Plus, the screams add to the flavor
Me to but then he hit her with ah "ya know that kinda hurt mary"
He shouldve
@@MasterChiefSpartan117 kind of disappointed that he didn't, LOL
He is oddly civil... even when he's called fat by his assassination target, he responds like a gentleman. 😂
He doesn't wear that suit for nothing.
@@koopagrandfleet
It doesn't suit him anymore because he's to fat
I legit thought he was gonna kill her quick was not expecting that lol
Yeah I agree
So the guy is Just an Assassin. What is he the Ghost of 47?
Every time my friends and I drive by a Five Guys restaurant, we always burst out laughing because of this sketch.
Yeah that kinda hurts
@gsxr braaap probably why they laugh at something so random.
@Soup master 64 plus more expansive than any other burger place oof
I think ??
Matthew Doyle
Wait!
There's an actual place like that?
My roommate works there lol
Slender man with fat rolls is even more terrifying than him not having a face
Legit as i read this i was thinking cant be that bad then i looked at him and have to say you were more right rhan i ever could have imagined
It reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chain Saw Massacre (the OG from 1977).
It reminds me of the monster from pan's labyrinth, the eyeless one
@@Eisenwulf666 The Pale Man?
So I love Five Guys. And the second-most evil person I've ever known was named Stuart. So this sketch speaks to me
Who's the first?
@@williamaftondavemiller346 his name was Brad.
@@Nobodyimportant85 Oh.
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@@Nobodyimportant85 "You named it Brad. You *LOOOOVED* Brad. ...and then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together 3 boyfriends 4 jobs, you thought *"nOtHiNg CoUlD rEpLaCe BrAd!"* and then liberty Neutral called. And you break into your happy dance."
There needs to be a game where you get chased by Fat Slenderman 😂
Luke Fredericks chased is a loose term
@@SofaPop. Atleast you got alot of time to grab all the notes
That would make the game too easy then.
@@aaronlaluzerne6639 But replace the notes with 5Guys discount vouchers
Like everytime hes behind you, he not within grabbing distance and hes breathing heavy.
Mary only lived because she bought the food. It came to twenty dollars.
This is a big brain comment
I wish I got that much food from Five Guys for $20
Honestly, you ever been to five guys I buy a double cheeseburger with all the toppings with fries and a vanilla milkshake and my order comes out to 18 dollars. If I had to estimate on what they bought it would be in the the 40-50 dollar range. So if said Mary did buy all that she is a true survivor.
Yeah probably
@@williamwoods9567 it's damn good though... *All the Way!*
“I can eat Five Guys everyday” that came out wrong. lol
Or did it?
Oh yee
Looks like you already did fatty 😂
@@DgardsGaming yeah...... That kinda hurts man 😔
@@happythecat9231 should really go on diet
"That kind of hurts Mary..."
Even Stewart has feelings
Yeah that sad for him not her
😂😹
When the quarantine ends and Slender Man came again after several lockdowns
Stfu furry ill nip ur ears
wombatzzzz Ironic
@@Fluffycakez5 lol
@@wombatzzzz8446 uuurrrrpppppp
Their stop motion animation always amazes me with the fluidity.
Absolutely agree, these dudes are so extremely talented! Awesome comedians!
"Looks like you did eat 5 guys fatty"
That's literally what I was thinking of during the whole skit.
“I feel like there’s a subtext here. And it’s making me uncomfortable.”
I died of laughter. 🤣
Do you think his name is just Man
Since he's not slender
Fatman or Chunkyman
We are finding forbidden knowledge
I think he prefers Stewart.
I prefer to call him "American"
@@Wavemaninawe Stewart the Man
This is the best advertisement for a fast food restaurant
For REAL
Truly ! I am quite curious now about how good their French Fries are.
Okay I got a important question. How the hell is he fat? He doesn't have a mouth!
Cartoon logic. That explains it lol.
Oh springtrap, there is so much we dont know
He sits on them.
@@GoldPrince2468 T_T well thanks for putting that horrific image in my head pal.
@@williamaftondavemiller346
I imagined he slowly absorbed the burgers not... THAT.
"it looks like you did ate five guys faty "
XD I'm dying 😂
I expected him to kill her after that.
@@bloodred255 he gentleman, that's why he wears a suit
Yeah same
....Ya know...that kinda hurt mary
bloodred255 I mean he got his feelings hurt he was too sad to kill
This is the most relatable slender man I've ever seen
i feel bad for slenderman.
How come?
I mean he’s obese and not as agile and in the end the girl calls her fat and I could even feel what he felt
You mean fatman
@@gianlucamyslimi1739 he's called Stewart
His name is STEWART.
So true. I was skinny until I spent the summer across the street from 5 guys. It's so damn good!
But it's expensive so you can't eat there TOO much or you go broke.
Well this is the first Robot Chicken sketch based on a Creepypasta
also they used the marble hornets symbol
Throw a Chair hello fellow Marble Hornets fan
2nd sketch of him I believed
Too bad they seemed to base it off the stupid movie because anybody familiar with The Mythos knows you don't summon him! You don't come to him, he comes to you!
zeldaed123 well, to be fair. You can’t really expect peeps to know all the details for a long dead Creepypasta that hasn’t really been relevant since 2014 due to the unfortunate stabbing incident.
I kind of would watch a show around Stewart beating his addiction to 5 Guys, getting his mojo back, and being the "Slenderman" again. Be an interesting concept. 🤣
Me too I would binge that show
Stewart... and all this time I have been calling him Slendy...
Wow slendy that's ridiculous
@@oneofabillion6811 Way better than calling him fat.
@@I.Am.FurFreak you make a good point
Who else thought he was going to kill her at the end when she called him fatty?
Me too
That would’ve been the easy punchline
Now I wish for a slightly macabre feel-good-series.
Where Stuart defeats his eating disorder, and goes on to become a successful youth counsellor, who works against bullying and occult assassination plots in schools.
I mean, the other robot chicken sketch with him where he appears before one of his fans and tries to get her to improve her lifestyle kind of implies that.
"Yeah, that kinda hurts Mary..."
Just think that slender man started as an online internet legend on creepy pasts, and has now become a "bloody mary" like legend. Within 14 years this grew to the point that some kids stabbed their friend to "appease" slender man is horrific.
Gotta agree with Stewart, the french fries at five guys are godlike!
The quarantine hasn't done Slenderman a favor
Slender Man after getting out of quarantine
I feel like this is based on those 2 girls who thought he was real and stab ther friend
Luckily ther friend survived
It was. Slenderman couldn't do, so the girls decided to do it themselves.
when forum memes go wrong lmao
@@shotguncleric It wasn't the internet that was the problem, one had schizophrenia and literally saw and heard Slender Man.
@@absolutecarnage777 I remember the story, however the original meme did start on the somethingawful forums forever ago
Holy shit me too.
I felt like I was talking to a friends dad when slender man talked
This is 100% better than the movie
This is the same quality of the movie if not worse for it's mediocrity
Vaping Fury thing is, the movie was even more mediocre, this is actually funny and doesn’t take itself seriously making the movie, a mediocre piece of crap which takes itself way too serious the worse version
@@terpine8984 i suppose this highlights the difference between us
Vaping Fury yknow, some signs of the corona virus are lack of taste, get yourself tested
@@terpine8984 Well that was unnecessary
Never been in my life that i would be sympathetic for slender man, and here i am being sympathetic to stewart
well that's why they hired you to kill Mary.
That's his fault
Imagine being the 5 guys casheer taking slendermans order
It’s funny. Years ago I used to be scared of this guy. The creepy pasta fan base really did a number on me. Props to them. The game made it even better. Now we get the movie and now Robot Chicken makes me realize how far the tentacled man has fallen
Mary had always been mean..even when she didn't mean to be...😂
Slenderman's name being Stuart is somehow fitting 😂
I can appreciate that girl was okay immediately calling Slenderman by his name and not questioning it one bit.
Stewart sounds like a a nice guy if I met him in real life would probably get along just fine a Five Guys Burger and Fries
Slenderman?
More like Obeseman!
🥁
How about, fatassman.
@@HAMF9666 or TenderMan
🥁
American man
American man, really? 🤨
The real question is: Stewart or Stuart?
*illuminati music*
Doesn't matter. He goes by "Stewie".
Plot twist: His last name is "Griffin".
I used to work at five guys and, after months of having access to that fatty, delicious food- for free, even- I can wholeheartedly relate to slenderman's plight
Slenderman after the quarantine ...
They’re 10 years too late with this sketch
As terrifying as he might be Stewart seems like a nice guy. ;)
Five Guys is good. Slenderman didnt deserve that bullshit though.
he prefers to be called Stewart
"i could eat five guys everyday"
-katerino
That last part was a sick burn 😂
I'm pretty sure that's no longer "slender" man...
Love how he's turned from internet boogy man to joke
This is just downright depressing
1:50 he should've flipped the table, right then and there.
But the fries are on the table!
I think Mary sealed her fate with that last roast lol
Slenderman was oddly kind in this sketch. It's funny but strange at the same time.
“I could eat 5 guys everyday”
It looks like you ate 5 guys fatty.
“Yea, eh that kind of hurts Mary.” 😂
marble hornets symbol is on the tree haha
i love how they only talk about the fries, and not the $9 tiny hamburgers.
“Far y’all were FAR” it sounded funny when he said that😂
When marry called him fat I thought he was going to kill her, but how he reacted was so much funnier 😂🤣
That's not Slenderman, its Fatman
because he is the bomb, get it? the bomb
ill stop talking
Erengrad literally Fatman
"I am the greatest humanity has to offer! And the lowest...."
calachrr how dare you I’m an artist!
Wow all these years and robot chicken still has it going
Come on... no slowly leering at her direction for the kill? Now that's what kinda hurts; a missed opportunity.
I'm pretty sure that Slenderman has retired now
Oh I get it, cuz he's not "slender", Slender meaning thin but he's actually not thin, took me a few minutes to realize that.
.... this.. this is sarcasm right?
@@Chaox56 ..........maybe.
This is why you don’t give more cake to Slendy.
I mean..after haunting the woods for 8 years now, he was bound to possibly put on some weight or go nuts with food and other life choices 😂
I wanna try Five Guys now.
He's right you know, Five Guys is the best
Green Manatee agreed
Dem fries.
This is the most accurate representation of a dad that I have ever seen
I love the idea that the Five Guys Fries place just lets him come in on a regular basis.
Damn. Robot chicken is 6 years late to this joke. "hurr Durr what if da slenda man wasn't slenda???"
I was waiting for this one to return to YT! It’s so funny! More like Obese Man, am I right?
Was it removed from CZcams before? This is my first time watching it.
Thicc man.
The static at the end means, he killed Mary
So this is what slender mans been doing during quarantine
Fat slenderman: exists
Me in emperor palpatine: ironic
Kids these days and their stupid obsessions ...
And technically he is killing her. He can't die from eating all that, but she will, in probably 20 years and a few dozen towns gained
Okay, that was actually a low blow there, Mary.
The design is wrong he has no mouth with sharp teeth.
Why does Far Slender man look like a discoloured Trump ?
Blue Dress: why are you fat!?
Also Blue Dress: you shouldn't worry about what others think of you
He goes from Slenderman to Chonkman
Every-time I watch one of these sketches, I have a mental smell of it and it’s always the same.
They turned slenderman into a relatable being lmao
'Slenderman' Stewart: Hey, you girls like Five Guys? Cause I am addicted.
"How can you eat?! You don't have a mouth!"
At least he sounds like a nice man.
I mean the girl did tell him that she had a problem with fat people
Stuart seems like a decent guy. Hope he gets it together
His name wouldn't even be slender man anymore he would just be fat man
Poor dude just wants 3 bucks off his order
The best version of slenderman
Best skit ever
The one Robot Chicken sketch where nobody is murdered and painfully dismembered is the one where Slenderman is summoned to murder and painfully dismember someone.
The voice for him is great
Gotta love this ad for five guys
For robot chicken to normally be over the top about everything. This skit was far from what I expected
I remember seeing this lol it was surprising and funny at the same time!
Quarantine has really gotten to us all that even Slender Man isn't slender anymore