An Authentic Windows Commercial (1985)
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- čas přidán 24. 08. 2024
- A definitely real, found archived footage of an authentically real VHS copy of windows.
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analog archives, analog horror, vhs horror,
horror vhs, analog tv, lost vhs tapes
wow, I can't wait to play reversi, it looks so fun! :)
unf!
I get to play reversi with miku on my 3ds 😏
That version of reversi is a doctor who time trap you win you end up in the 1960s running a record store...lol 🤪😅🤣😂
Isn't Reversi a manga by Ashirogi Muto?
If you watch a lot of tech demonstrations and analog horror, this is 100% ending up on the top of your recommended videos.
I've recently gone down a rabbit hole of historical Windows comparison videos and ALSO analogue horror videos, so when this got recommended to me I couldn't tell which it was going to be.
it's been here for a couple days now and i finally bit lol
Yep, watched Analog horror videos and Windows with "never released" versions history videos... You are correct
I watch analog horror and informational/historical videos on real computer viruses, so I think that qualifies
Only the latter.
Wow, I have to buy a computer now! Imagine the amount of de-cluttering!
De-clutter to your hearts desire!! Just make sure you don't lose anything too important... . sometimes we can't get the things back in which we miss the most.
@@DreamAnalytics grabs minigun
Please continue your series. You're bringing analog horror to the new level.
Yes, we definitely will. New footage is in the works. 47 needed a break from the tests for his mental health's sake, our little hiatus will be ending soon. We hope everyone understands.
@@DreamAnalytics Who the hell is 47?
@@archae108 47 deez nuts
thats callee analol horror not analog horror yall
@@velvetfurrygoober You got me
Them:"we are always watching"
2021 internet users:"oooof... yeah, you actually DON'T want to"
Am I allowed to play Reversi WHILE going through injections? Sounds like a really cool game kids are into nowadays.
Me: reads title
oh, this sounds neat!
Me: Reads The Tags
OH, well now this sounds _scary_
I've noticed that almost all analog horror creators have a problem with restraining themselves. This was almost perfect, but the hands playing with knife, the whole throwing money around, trapped in hell spam, very unnecessary and detracted a lot of what could've been a perfect video. I think the whole selling point of analog horror is being eerie, unnerving while not showing much. Just my humble opinion.
YOURE INPUT HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND IS GREATLY APPRECIATED. THANK YOU VIEWER!
(Seriously I appreciate the feedback, I’m still learning as I create these. Each video I make I use as a lesson to better my craft, so thank you.)
@@DreamAnalytics You're doing great, man, making mistakes is part of the process, no big deal.
@@DreamAnalytics Nah man this was actually somewhat unsettling to me. Also I do agree your videos will get better over a span of time, you're off to a good start though
Second that. I think that it could have been a bit more subtle.
I think that money throwing was on point for such style of advertisement
I don’t think this is an authentic windows commercial
wym,it is what it says it is
I remember that first version of windows...so much better than operating system on the Comodore 64..where you had a dos prompt for everything to load each program...and MS paint really was a thing. Oh , how far we have come.
Ah fuck bill trapped me in his gates again
Same, and steve made me make some jobs too
great
Imagine how this ad would've been if Steve Ballmer did the voiceover XD
This was my introduction to the channel, and it definatly left a good impression. This was really well done, and the beginning (a.k.a. the non spooky part) could actually serve as a Windows comercial.
One thing i notcied after watching this and then watching an actual windows 1.0 commercial is that the 2 hands holding money and then throwing it when the actual price is told to us is a reference to said windows 1.0 commercial.
Love how I thought I was watching an actual commercial xD
this is analog horror done right. short but not too short either. rightfully disturbing, and authentically disguised until things turn. this spooky video gets a reversi game out of 10
yeah
Play Reversi, Play Reversi... I can play 😃 $99
!666$ Lost, trapped in hell. What is this side?
It's the side you were meant to find @Megan Souther. Doesn't mean its right or wrong. Just fate. Welcome...
@@DreamAnalytics ...to my MINIGUN! *brrt intensifies*
@@DreamAnalytics ...what?
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE TRACTION
Patience Is A Virtue
@@DreamAnalytics Are you being totheark?
Only $99 to join the PCMR? Sold!
Ooooh this is so cool. Thank you algorithm!
This was in the "For you" section when I was searching something
Now I'm hooked to this
Oh, hi
I have a feeling it wants me to play reversi
P L A Y R E V E R S I
This feels more like 1995 to me rather than '85. In '85, computers weren't capable of these types of color displays, it was typically green or orange text on a black background. That really took me out of this video. Also it felt about 45 seconds too long. The moment the hands show up with the knife it just gets too excessive. As someone else sort of mentioned, analog horror works best I think when we're shown something mundane that is slowly revealed to be Wrong somehow, and then the moment we realize the depth of that Wrongness, we're removed from it and left wondering wtf we just saw.
That said, I will say the production quality on this is really superb! Well done!
this is so cool
oh
Well seems like i’ve found a diamond in the rough. Again.
Holy shit, voiceovers! It'll revolutionize the industry!
im getting mine tomorrow... im so excited for play reversi :D
Damn I've been seeing many analog horror series that were previously underrated getting recognition now. I'm glad that many of them are finally getting the spotlight they deserve
A decent attempt at a first foray into analogue horror. Personal imput dictates that you were trying too hard on the active horror aspects of it through back-to-back references to hell, being trapped, imagery of the bound hands with a knife.
If you really want to take yourself seriously, you should make it feel mostly normal but then hit us with some small surreal detail that ties into the central theme of your videos' subject while at the same time coming completely out of left field. Like instead of showing bound hands, "They are always watching", "We Are Trapped In Hell", all hammering at once. You could stick with just one of those elements.
stop because i thought this was an actual old commercial 😭
Then get the ____ out of here you scared kid
And make him make these videos
Very impressive analog horror short with very near authentic looking VHS effects, totally love this!!!
Sensation! People in 1985 knew Windows 10 will be released!
Got this in recommended for no reason
Nothing happens for no reason. Join us.
@@DreamAnalytics nope
Who else initially thought "oh, I've stumbled across a real Windows ad here..."? 😅 The music is pure Boards of Canada as well!
nah i aready installed that on my TeleBlue cable box rn
So, “play reversi” backwards is “he serve a real”?
I personally thought it was saying "We serve Uriel" since it would fit into the religious themes of the video (with the being trapped in hell). However, i dont know the rest of the story so i couldnt say for sure
idk about you guys but i think the narrator/announcer wants us to play reversi
Monika stop hacking the system.
I trapped inside reversie now
underrated
Finally!
An analog horror thing that someone ACTUALLY PUTS EFFORT INTO! Well done! Most new analog horror videos I've seen (apart from the ones I made) are 98% trying to copy either Gemini Home Entertainment or the Mandela Catalogue, but yours is actually original. It does have a few horror tropes, but I don't think they've ever been used in this style.
Keep it up.
🐸
This is a reason why I switched to Linux
I want to play reversi for 99$
That typing sound is so satisfying tho
Ooooo, this is one of the better ones i've watched. Good job.
With the recent Analog Horror boom this will get traction.
man we really gotta play reversi
Love me some Hackers sound effects
"you serve for real"
All of these amazing features for just $99?!
Screw the ominous shit, I need a computer like that RIGHT NOW ‼️
I like how it's Definately real AND authentically real. Wow!
And don't forget to play REVERSI! It's real heart-stopping action!
The beginning gave me Trance 009 Sound System Dreamscape intensifies ngl
You know what? Playing Reversi sounds pretty good right now
I heard the voices 99 times...
They told me this is awesome.
@@someguynamedbreadsheeran540 You must be mistaken... the voices speak more than that. Echoing and echoing and echoing and echoing and
@@DreamAnalytics How peculiar...
@@DreamAnalytics Hmmm... NAH! *fires minigun burst*
@@archae108
I’ve seen you a lot on the comment section of these videos, and I just have one thing to say:
You’re just a wonderful little ray of sunshine, aren’t you?
In all seriousness, I don’t understand why you’re so rude
guys i think they want us to play reversi
holy crap they have Reversi?!
holy shit this is great..
looks like i found myself a new analog horror channel to watch
Either you have a bad belt in your VCR or that tape is messed up
I think it wants me to play reversi
Underrated
well made video
When computer makes you go S U I C I D A L 😳😳😳😳😳
If windows was in halloween:
Seems about right for Microsoft.
I wanna play reversi now
What the fuck do you want with me, analog horror Windows commercial?
Nice callback to the internal windows 1.0 "commercial"
Quite authentic, indeed
typical 3 am shit
Damn, they got Reversii?
"WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHINNG" is so cliche like cmon
yes
yeah but when's it gonna be in nebraska
The.....eye.......why I'm getting little nightmares feelings
"play reversi"
Apple: "imma pretend i didn't see that"
1:27
hmph, here comes Microsoft with more of their proprietary spyware. Why can't I install windows without a webcam?
Did anyone play this in reverse???
Yeah, I can't help but laugh when all hella breaking loose, then I see fuckin Reversi for the 5th time
spicy
But you're wrong! I'm not trapped in hell I'm just not exactly leaving it--
NOT LEAVING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO LEAVE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ROZIE
@@DreamAnalytics Yes but it's kinda nice hereeee
why is this so funny to me
Reversi looks fucking insane I'm gonna be pro at it
Play Reversi! (x100)
Except Nebraska
Still better than iOS
Bill Gates: I'm not...entirely certain, *THIS*, will be the direction we're going in marketing wise.
Microsoft marketing dept.: Yeah...its a bit...much, but the "Play Reversi" part is good though right?
Bill: Oh hell yeah! Matter of fact, let's go right now! I got my 50 lbs. Windows laptop...who's up first?
1:41 Is server real?
Reversi you say? XD
I really want to make these kinds of video but i have no fucking clue where to start
Easy! Just start with a bran wave modulator that can convert the wave output caused by the frontal beta-theta network into a readable, pixel conjugated display! Some tweaking will be required but I'm sure you will get the hang of it!
( In all seriousness, if you ever want advice or questions feel free to DM me on instagram or something, I will be happy to help. I have pointers I can give! What I can say for now is start out with small projects on your phone and work your way up. )
@@DreamAnalytics Oh good.
Reversi
Solution: Use Linux or BSD. :3
I cant wait to go E-everything.
Hahaha
count me interested
Yeah, but can it run Crysis?
*_play reversi!_*
I always knew Bill Gates was the devil. This is why I use Linux.
Wow. 80s were weird. So glad I wasn't born in 80s!
No, I'd rather NOT play reversi.