Tequila's Blind Date

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  • čas přidán 25. 08. 2024

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  • @mssugahill
    @mssugahill Před 2 lety +2647

    “Let me put my purse back here so you don’t try to do nothing…” I screamed 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SuMa2184
      @SuMa2184 Před 2 lety +80

      Uhh hmm hmm No shade 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ROMANDaRapper
      @ROMANDaRapper Před 2 lety +44

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that took me outtt

    • @onair141
      @onair141 Před 2 lety +28

      I was wheezin 🤣😂🤣 spot on

    • @eve9287
      @eve9287 Před 2 lety +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @AlishaOutridge
      @AlishaOutridge Před 2 lety +14

      Lol ikr so much shade to her date haha

  • @ZavieM
    @ZavieM Před 2 lety +1910

    This had me coughing, crying, and clapping. A comedy GEM.

  • @lepidlover0557
    @lepidlover0557 Před 2 lety +965

    Love how the waitress didn't get angry at Tequila and kept all her attention on HIM!

    • @margaretbanks2654
      @margaretbanks2654 Před rokem +95

      "Switch waitress? But I like her" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ebonie1603
      @ebonie1603 Před rokem +46

      @LepidLover05
      And that’s the way it should be!! 😂

    • @gracelove3192
      @gracelove3192 Před rokem +17

      Ikr bout time 😅😅😅😅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @ironcladvee6229
      @ironcladvee6229 Před rokem

      She called her a bitch like 20 times.

    • @joannagipson12
      @joannagipson12 Před rokem +12

      I agree!💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @aaliyahjt.5403
    @aaliyahjt.5403 Před 2 lety +2213

    “Welcome to good ass food, where all the food taste good as fuck, everything is made with love we don’t put our foot in it we put our p**sy in it”😭😭😭 I’m dead

  • @LadyNezuko27
    @LadyNezuko27 Před 2 lety +1736

    The golden lipstick is a MUST. It's a part of Tequila's personality

  • @enchantedrainbow1197
    @enchantedrainbow1197 Před 2 lety +1206

    The notepad just sitting on top of the waiter’s chest is SENDING ME 😭🤣

  • @amandab8433
    @amandab8433 Před 2 lety +1056

    WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET A FULL LENGTH MOVIE?!?! Seriously his skits are 1000% more entertaining than the boring movies I've been overpaying to see. Seriously I'm more than ready to start a Gofundme to get it rolling.

    • @prophetba
      @prophetba Před 2 lety +25

      Yes!! I agree and I'm ready to throw down to get it pop'n too!! 😊💯🔥

    • @PatricenotPatrick
      @PatricenotPatrick Před 2 lety +17

      Word on the crops issss…

    • @JamaicanFujoshi
      @JamaicanFujoshi Před 2 lety +10

      Start watching asian dramas. They are soooo good.

    • @misssunshine6200
      @misssunshine6200 Před 2 lety +6

      Let's do it!!!

    • @rhiluvz
      @rhiluvz Před 2 lety +4

      I hope you stopped overpaying for those movies hunny it definitely ain't worth it if this is more entertaining

  • @pdawg5944
    @pdawg5944 Před 2 lety +189

    “Bitch it’s hot I’m sweating , bitch I can’t sleep at night “ 😭😭😭

  • @yannickdrmda5295
    @yannickdrmda5295 Před 2 lety +1039

    Lmao it's the first time Tequila is left speechless by another woman since Mrs Flowers' substitute

  • @BagusAndriansyahRamadan
    @BagusAndriansyahRamadan Před 2 lety +307

    "You ain't even cute for me to be waiting like this" 🤣
    I'm dead 🤣

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 Před 2 lety +701

    This needs to be a new series. Just tequila on blind dates!

  • @ashleyaldi3901
    @ashleyaldi3901 Před 2 lety +257

    The way Tequila took that shot! I'm DYING over here!🤣😂😭

  • @iam_.
    @iam_. Před 2 lety +649

    I couldn’t imagine her in real life on a blind date💀

  • @mspettybetty
    @mspettybetty Před 2 lety +3229

    Tequila needs to be the brand ambassador of that gold lipstick
    EDIT #2: OMG 3.2K likes❤️. Dad, I'm famous.
    I'm no longer top comment but I do have the most likes so...😮

  • @JEYONTYRESE
    @JEYONTYRESE Před 2 lety +96

    i love the fact that the waitress didn’t get mad at Tequila !

  • @charlizewilliams5244
    @charlizewilliams5244 Před 2 lety +120

    “this new virus disease called booty pox, that’s why we had to take out our hard copy menus. don’t nobody want that sh*t their booy” HAD ME CRYING 😭

  • @bozoenzo6652
    @bozoenzo6652 Před 2 lety +336

    If tequila gets married somehow.... My life is over.

  • @peedee7610
    @peedee7610 Před 2 lety +576

    Yep I liked the vid before I heard a peep and was not disappointed at all , you are so talented thank you so much for sharing your gift with us !!!

  • @voice-of-reason318
    @voice-of-reason318 Před rokem +15

    It was her facial expressions when she took the shot! I fell out! 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 Před 2 lety +48

    They way she drank that shot was hilarious 😂

  • @SONIA-iz5ld
    @SONIA-iz5ld Před 2 lety +92

    The Dayayayang always kills me 😂

  • @fabricesaintfleur994
    @fabricesaintfleur994 Před 2 lety +193

    Tequila is very funny. She reminds me of one of the girls in my middle school class years ago. Good one jay!

  • @twillightrose13
    @twillightrose13 Před 2 lety +94

    With a bigger budget for a whole set you could take over the whole TV. I can watch you all day. Amazing and funny characters and the best skits. I love this channel and share with my friends and family. I can't get enough!!!

    • @neelamaulakh
      @neelamaulakh Před 2 lety +1

      right! i share his videos with my friends and family all the time because these skits are just too damn funny not to share

  • @Janel1741-i5f
    @Janel1741-i5f Před 2 lety +197

    NAH THE WAITRESS WAS AMAZING. “We don’t put our feet in it we put our pussy in it” and the buttypox had me going crazy💀😭
    Than she was the baby mama and called that man out

  • @TonesAndIVideos
    @TonesAndIVideos Před 2 lety +85

    Tequila is an icon. 💜✨️

  • @Tristan11406
    @Tristan11406 Před 2 lety +76

    “We don’t put our 🦶🏾 in it, we put our 🐈 in it” 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @globaltrance092
    @globaltrance092 Před 2 lety +22

    Why am I so wrapped up in this story?? Love the characters 💕

  • @Janel1741-i5f
    @Janel1741-i5f Před 2 lety +19

    I love how both the lady’s was tag teaming him and not fighting each other🥹💀.

  • @Milly2354
    @Milly2354 Před 2 lety +315

    The fact that he made tequila wait was already a big red flag, he should’ve shown up early with flowers or something in hand lolol 😂❤️

    • @scarletdamsel3139
      @scarletdamsel3139 Před 2 lety +15

      how with no money? 😂🤣😂 might as well give them flowers to his children loooool

    • @neelamaulakh
      @neelamaulakh Před 2 lety +4

      @@scarletdamsel3139 😭😭☠️

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah Před rokem +4

      But he had to deliver some puppy babies 😩💀

    • @capturedbyshelly
      @capturedbyshelly Před rokem +1

      Forget the flowers, he should of came with some chips lmao

    • @karllieck9064
      @karllieck9064 Před rokem +1

      ​@@capturedbyshellyBut not Takis. Those chips made her booty go KA-POW!

  • @janaadams497
    @janaadams497 Před 2 lety +15

    When she put that glass in her shirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so glad I was done eating because I would've went to see the King laughing and choking because of this skit!

  • @keepingitreal243
    @keepingitreal243 Před 2 lety +23

    This young man can play so many characters i wish Tyler Perry can recognize these people own CZcams. I hope one day we see them all on the big screen. 🥰❤

    • @ms.ladysanders3939
      @ms.ladysanders3939 Před rokem

      He does! He always adds them at the ends of his movies.

    • @capturedbyshelly
      @capturedbyshelly Před rokem

      He does, he even met with Gotdamnzo aka Zoie for some acting work

  • @dmoney77
    @dmoney77 Před 2 lety +76

    Happy 2 years anniversary Tequila. I like your hair. POP THEM TAGS!!!

  • @MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON
    @MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON Před 2 lety +35

    That "Good ass food" moto is my favorite. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Gigisaurs
    @Gigisaurs Před 2 lety +31

    I clicked on this video faster then tequila saying “Louie Prada Gucci”

  • @sharonkaysnowton
    @sharonkaysnowton Před 2 lety +25

    "What you doin here Taynarion? He my baby daddy." Ok- this video was too funny! Tequila, do not go on any more blind dates.

  • @jewelqueen5949
    @jewelqueen5949 Před 2 lety +19

    I'm always transported into the moment!!! "We ain't go that far yet..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yendaaaa
    @yendaaaa Před 2 lety +25

    Love how you incorporated the pox and the viral mcds video in here 😂 genius.

  • @ariondavis2434
    @ariondavis2434 Před 2 lety +122

    You almost to a million subscribers!!! Keep pushing! You got this!!! Love your channel ❤️❤️❤️

    • @lizamimi
      @lizamimi Před 2 lety +3

      🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @anyaaa2801
      @anyaaa2801 Před 2 lety +1

      Ohhhh. I just realized that!

    • @Yjbd
      @Yjbd Před 2 lety

      @@anyaaa2801 me too

    • @skzanarchist
      @skzanarchist Před 2 lety +3

      he has million subscribers now!!😭

    • @ariondavis2434
      @ariondavis2434 Před 2 lety

      @@skzanarchist YESSSSS 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎉🎉🎉

  • @katybug6572
    @katybug6572 Před rokem +18

    She put the shot in her cleavage Omg this whole skit had me DYINGGGG 😂 😂 you are a freakin genius jay I swear you’re so damn hilarious lol ty I needed that hard laugh today lol 😂 ❤✨👏🙌

  • @taetaefangirl1930
    @taetaefangirl1930 Před 2 lety +11

    You're a Comedic Genius..The characters are down right hilarious and "Tequila".. lawd I can't 🤣 🤣

  • @jay-gr4ho
    @jay-gr4ho Před 2 lety +23

    3:21 OH MY GODDD THAT REFERENCE😭🤣🤣

  • @itsRockyTV
    @itsRockyTV Před 2 lety +72

    Jay you're comedy GOLD (no pun intended)! Tequila on a date is what we needed!! Also I love that you have a Plankton in your living room!

  • @dawns1017
    @dawns1017 Před 2 lety +40

    As much as Tequila has been late for school her whole dang -Yang-yang life, she could have had a little patience waiting for her date to show up. I loved Tequila’s dress. And Jay N, knocked it out of the park again. His characters make me laugh every day. Of course Tequila is, and always will be, my favorite character. Just like everybody else, I am waiting to find out where Tequila will be this fall. Will she be in school at the Nedajian High School as a 22 year old senior? or will she be attending Nedajian University and run into Bri and Scarlet. I’ve been in suspense all summer.

  • @l.i.y.a.h.
    @l.i.y.a.h. Před 2 lety +3

    Lmao not the “I’m getting very impatient and that is a red flag”😭😭😭

  • @itsbless4335
    @itsbless4335 Před 2 lety +25

    The restaurant worker 😂😂

  • @healingvibestarot9137
    @healingvibestarot9137 Před 2 lety +17

    So my kid has to eat in-front of the other kids.. ur comedy is legendary I love how u incorporated that’s In ur skit.. creative and very skilled and talented

  • @mya8230
    @mya8230 Před rokem +4

    I MUST go see Jay live. I have been binge watching every video and each one is funnier than the last. ❤❤❤

  • @justinaeliaser7336
    @justinaeliaser7336 Před 2 lety +26

    Gold lipstick + My mama did my hair = TEQUILA 😂😂

  • @soniaramos5165
    @soniaramos5165 Před 2 lety +24

    Jay you NEED to have your own show!!!!!! You are comedy GOLD, just like Tequila’s lipstick!!! LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️

    • @al8286
      @al8286 Před rokem +1

      I second that! I'd literally make a budget for a subscription!! Fast!

  • @linmartin5398
    @linmartin5398 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Every time I watch a segment, I get a good laugh. You are so funny. The cursing is a bit much, but I get it!

  • @1nicolethebest
    @1nicolethebest Před 2 lety +6

    2:52 had me DEAAAAAD!!!! “Mm.. MMM! Well maybe if you woon lAYTE Uh” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @daniellealghul6594
    @daniellealghul6594 Před 2 lety +87

    That whole buying food for the only child that's his remind me of that whole McDonald's video. I'm pretty sure that's what he was trying to do.

  • @yesisaidno.9805
    @yesisaidno.9805 Před 2 lety +18

    “Bootypox”😂😂😂

  • @IamARobot7
    @IamARobot7 Před 2 lety +23

    That waitress should have her own saturday morning show.

  • @avamarie127
    @avamarie127 Před 2 lety +11

    0:51 has me crying 😭

  • @nollie4772
    @nollie4772 Před 2 lety +11

    “THEY AINT EVEN YOURS” LMAOO

  • @thelifeofjayln
    @thelifeofjayln Před 2 lety +14

    HE NEVER MISSES… 😂🥺

  • @jewelqueen5949
    @jewelqueen5949 Před 2 lety +18

    So skillfully done Jay!!! You never cease to impress. I laughed my ass off!!!

  • @maryswanson9982
    @maryswanson9982 Před rokem +6

    Tequila can always, always make me laugh!

  • @janaysommerville1299
    @janaysommerville1299 Před 2 lety +5

    Tanarion 🤣🤣🤣 these names he come up with be making me laugh so hard😂😂😂

  • @thetropicalsisters9051
    @thetropicalsisters9051 Před 2 lety +59

    I LOVE YOU YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH 😂

  • @rickga29
    @rickga29 Před rokem +6

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!! He did that SO WELL!! You are amazing at what you do! Wow!😮🎉 Those conversations seemed completely believable! I can’t imagine how difficult it must have been to seam that together!

  • @janetxmariah
    @janetxmariah Před 2 lety +4

    Happy 1 Million Subscribers Jay Nedaj. Congrats 🎉💙🎶

  • @skzanarchist
    @skzanarchist Před 2 lety +15

    this video had me coughing laughing clapping throughout such a comedic gem. also a big congratulations for the 1 million subscribers!! i've been subscribed to you since you had 400k subscribers and so glad to see you finally reach this milestone ❤️

  • @cramirezja121
    @cramirezja121 Před 2 lety +7

    That was GOLD 🤣🤣🤣 Please never stop making videos.

  • @bgodseverywhere
    @bgodseverywhere Před 2 lety +2

    "You know you supposed to be a daddy to my other kids even tho you ain't they daddy" 🤣

  • @vmc7773
    @vmc7773 Před rokem +2

    O M G ! I find myself singing 🎶 the tequila song randomly through the day 😂😢 great acting 🎭 another slay, another day arrghh another song stuck in my head today ❤😊
    ❤great work

  • @marinara5000
    @marinara5000 Před 2 lety +6

    The depth and development of each character blows me out of the water. Even when I hate them, I FORGET THEY ARE ALL JAY.

  • @myJesusfilledshishilife95

    "He going to take you to hell and it's hot bitch am sweating " I literally howled

  • @Sarcasm1855
    @Sarcasm1855 Před rokem +2

    The song gets me every single time

  • @shango5687
    @shango5687 Před 2 lety +8

    I love you Jay, you are so hilarious 😆 these skits are pure gold and you really need to be on the big screen in Hollywood. This content is great!

  • @yendaaaa
    @yendaaaa Před 2 lety +15

    Tequila’s friend’s voice 😂 I can’t-

    • @rhodafakade408
      @rhodafakade408 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂sound like she's about to burp

    • @yendaaaa
      @yendaaaa Před 2 lety +1

      @@rhodafakade408 Right😭😭😭😭

  • @kia_to_smooth
    @kia_to_smooth Před 2 lety +22

    I just love when u post💘

  • @CecileKnox
    @CecileKnox Před 2 lety +2

    I didn't even watch it and started laughing just at the thumbnail !!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤❤❤

  • @cmcclure67
    @cmcclure67 Před 2 lety +18

    I've not laughed so hard as much as I love your videos!!

  • @elq417
    @elq417 Před 2 lety +13

    Clicked faster before tequilla could even sing

    • @sxulla
      @sxulla Před 2 lety

      Louis Prada Gucci, Louis Prada Gucci, pop them tagggggggssssssssssssssssssssssss 😩✨

    • @elq417
      @elq417 Před 2 lety

      Thats my swag

  • @trillpretty1
    @trillpretty1 Před 2 lety +3

    Not “he betta be cute and have that muscle??”Bwahahahaha!
    I’m deceased 💀

  • @darkraven7545
    @darkraven7545 Před rokem +5

    I've been having a really hard day and your videos always cheer me up

  • @eggbun1856
    @eggbun1856 Před 2 lety +5

    I found this channel and binged every single video today and now I've come to the end of the line 😭😭😭 damn I was ENTRENCHED in the Nedajian universe for hours and hours and I'm so sad I have to wait for more videos now :(((

  • @justinmorris3637
    @justinmorris3637 Před 2 lety +10

    I’m so excited!!! I’m a new fan of your TikTok and CZcams channels and I’ve watched all your videos for a month straight!!! I love Tequila and Cornisha. You are so hilarious and talented!

  • @Satanna.avemaria
    @Satanna.avemaria Před rokem +5

    Omg tequilas laughs throughout give me life 😂😂😂

  • @manyafuerst8670
    @manyafuerst8670 Před rokem +1

    Jay, what talent! I agree w the other comments, Tequila should have a series/movie. You are a versatile actor.

  • @saschafelix9539
    @saschafelix9539 Před 2 lety +6

    You definitely progressed in your acting, and it looks so cool

  • @amiriimaddox-semper5
    @amiriimaddox-semper5 Před 2 lety +35

    I LOVE THESE VIDEOS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JAY ❤

  • @harley7684
    @harley7684 Před 2 lety +7

    When she grabbed her purse I was hollering😭😭😭☠️

  • @leoninebenit2595
    @leoninebenit2595 Před 2 lety +2

    The way Tequila's phone rang😆What phone rings like that ? Had dying over here 🤣

  • @lolamontez7782
    @lolamontez7782 Před 2 lety +7

    Ty for making me laugh. I just found you. Can't stop laughing. I need this in life rn.

  • @NotYvetteb
    @NotYvetteb Před 2 lety +23

    I already know this video is gonna be so funny 😆

  • @LegionIvory
    @LegionIvory Před 2 lety +5

    *Vaporeon:* evolves from Eevee with a Water Stone
    *Jolteon:* evolves from Eevee with a Thunder Stone
    *Tenereon:* evolves from Eevee with a Deadbeat Stone

  • @fernandom.6534
    @fernandom.6534 Před 2 lety +2

    Lmao "wait a minute I like her" xD

  • @yourfavoritetimetraveler
    @yourfavoritetimetraveler Před 2 lety +2

    “my bulldog had puppies “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg!!!

  • @comet880
    @comet880 Před 2 lety +43

    U always make my day jay :) ur so funny and awesome ❤️❤️

  • @tanisha2289
    @tanisha2289 Před 2 lety +12

    Sometimes, I can’t with these videos- 😂

  • @mariengom4952
    @mariengom4952 Před 2 lety +15

    I can’t believe she’s on a blind date and she got 7 boyfriends I wonder what happen to them 😭🤣

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja Před 2 lety +4

    Jay's pulling current events "he wanna bring food for his kid but can't feed my other 8 kids!"

  • @tanya45096
    @tanya45096 Před 2 lety +51

    🤭At this point, has my girl Tequila graduated high school yet?😂😂😂

    • @trashyoop
      @trashyoop Před 2 lety +20

      😭😭 hopefully she not a super super super super super super senior again💀💀

    • @sxulla
      @sxulla Před 2 lety +1

      @@trashyoop 💀

    • @cruiseduck
      @cruiseduck Před 2 lety +8

      she hasn’t, but by the time she graduates her grandkids will have kids….

    • @tanya45096
      @tanya45096 Před 2 lety +2

      @@cruiseduck 😂🤣😂🤣😂Oh Lawd have mercy but you're right.

    • @MoodyScorpio
      @MoodyScorpio Před 2 lety +3

      At this point give her honorary diploma and let her get on with her life. The walls of Nedajian High are sick of her!

  • @KING62915
    @KING62915 Před 2 lety +7

    I’m still trying to figure out if she’s going to repeat the 12th grade again 😂😂😂

  • @mariemaria6176
    @mariemaria6176 Před 2 lety +1

    You got me HOLLERIN' up in here! Lordt! You are too much! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @soliabenson8994
    @soliabenson8994 Před 2 lety +1

    You crack me up every time I cannot stop watching you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bree-zt6es
    @Bree-zt6es Před 2 lety +4

    When Tequila drank that shot. I cried!!