My Worst Injuries (ft. Haminations)
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- I got rekt to be honest w/ you
Merch: crowdmade.com/...
Haminations: / @haminations
Junky Janker: / @junkyjanker
sodiumpastry: / sodiumpastry
no injury pics sorry, deleted twitter, maybe look it up on google or something
Music:
Simplify the Chaos - Ionics
tomppabeats - Smile
hey, guys thanks for watching. I've been working on this video since November so I really hope you enjoy. Sorry if you clicked on the images and thought they were gross, I did warn you though. I don't think I want to make long animations anymore because it takes too much time. I'm still gonna have my usual content, just shorter. that way we both benefit. anyway, I gotta run but thanks again for watching and supporting me :)
update: i deleted twitter lol
Hi
1st
Nooooo y
So I can’t see it now
Wow 6 hours ago on a 3 year old vid
That was a smart choice Twitter is so toxic
lol I said the link wrong, my bad ( I rushed the beginning part)
go get some merch my dudes!
crowdmade.com/collections/infamousswoosh
Remember to say it correct next time
Hi swoosh ur awesome
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
It doesnt look that bad
Ye I would but... I'm poor *;-;*
"h-hey guys? i dont feel so good.." "yeah alright spiderman." HELP
I was already afraid of the thought and sight of escalators and now I'm not any more scared than I was before but still no less.
And that’s why escalators should be banished from our society.
Btw im a big fan
HOW CAN THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE HAVE *ONLY 3 L I K E S*
Yep so true
Wut do u mean stoopids got us here
True
My knee hurts now after hearing about what you did smdh THANKS DUDE
good >:)
TheAMaazing you are the best! I love your vids maaz
Infamous Swoosh 0
TheAMaazing OMG IS REALLY YOU
TheAMaazing love you vids
The same exact thing happened to me dude I understand your pain
I subscribed to you
@@lisathomas1785I subscribed to you
dude that also happend to me. put a high five
I also have an injury from running up an escalator that was going down- It hurt, a lot. But it’s all good!
if you think about it, this whole video is just an epic fail compilation
LukeOrSomething yo was up
LukeOrSomething OMG IS REALLY YOU
Baco Tell
Hi
Animated
Woah that end card was really good
Yeah good endcard Swoosh!😂🤣😂
gay
Hi buddy
Hey Gu- Janker
Junky Janker OMG IS REALLY YOU
Who's here 2024 raise of hand and also who's heard of haminations
Here
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee
Meeeee
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How does this dude not have 1 mil subs yet he is such a good CZcamsr.
this aged well
“Going outside is scary”
Coronavirus: let me introduce myself
I thought if this
GaronTheGreat i was gunna say that
GaronTheGreat lol
Lol so true
*Why hey there, I'm Coronavirus but most people call me Covid-19.*
“Baco tell”
*Bryson will remember that*
@danielle scott r/woooosh
@danielle scott r/woooooosh
@danielle scott r/woooooosh
HAHAHA BROKE THE CHAIN GET REKT
@danielle scott so he dosent get copyrighted
James looks more blonder then I thought.
4:28 I did fall off my bike like you did except I had a helmet and this was like a few months ago but all that matters is that we both survived.
*gOInG oUtsIdE iS scArYYyYyYyYy*
Corona: ... peasant
Soo true
Ikr
Ummm I'm a banana I'm aa banana I'm a banana look at me baby I'm a banana
@@scrapbut3497._. Umm
Hahaha
Swoosh: **Gets Bad Injuries**
Swoosh: *Im Probably Fine*
Me:has a ton of scars from injuries I have no idea how I got them
*No JoKe*
))))))::
Boi I got a bad one to when I was playing tag my friend ethen tag me then I fell I got a big cut some dots that has blood and also got a #### big dot that has blood inside
Are u sure you're fine
How do you get into a link
bryson in a differant artstyle scares me
You should say oh good lord that looks painful I’ve never been on a escalator but that looks REALLY PAINFUL!!!!!!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
*Infamous Swoosh*
Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys!
I get it.
Ya!
I don't get it
*inf am ous swoosh*
CreeperCraft bich
I slammed my finger in a door.
My fingernail turned purple.
Then it fell off.
The same happened with my thumb, but with baseball
What?!?;
@@davidbarrett6621 it happened to me
@@davidbarrett6621 and it still grow anyways
:Dillon Wingull I just dropped my iPad on my toe and that happened too
:Dillon Wingull you slammed your nail in a baseball?
As a man of which did bmx, and got many injury’s on joints, I know how it feels, and I was wincing at your video, I know ew the pain you were going through.
funny how his head got less rectangular
You lost me when you fell off the bike and was like "JuSt pEaChy".
first think i thought of when i heard that was albuquerque by weird al yankovic lmao
“Going outside is scary”
Me: YeP
Definitely scary if you go out when dark ots more scarier
YeA
Me:(goes outside)
Coronavirus:(points gun at me) no you are not kiddo
Me:Wii sports time
Truth
Once i tripped on a sweater and couldn’t move or feel my arm my friends were dying laughing
Infamous swoosh : because I don't want people to see it because it's gross
*Is That One Guy*
Doc: you have 2 seconds to live
Me: **stabs myself**
That can't be possible bc it takes you 5 or more secs to say that.... ;-;
Oh wait.
yes
Candy Lee ...
SCARS PART 2
First
Here’s my pain:
Story 1: i have a trapeze bar at my house and one time me and my sister were taking turns running down my houses hallway, grabbing on to it, and letting go trying to land the softest. My sister had to pee and went to one of my houses bathroom and I was left waiting. My younger brain could not comprehend waiting. I ran down, jumped, (pause for effect) AND MISSED! I pulled my arm down to “”””””””””soften”””””””””” the impact and sprained my right arm in doing so. I had to wear a cast because the doctors and my family originally thought it was broken but I healed good. Also you can shed a lot of skin in just 2 weeks
Story 2: that wasn’t the only pain that evil trapeze bar gave me, one time I was playing on it(again) but I wasn’t really carefull because I thought god was chill after that sprained arm. I jumped on it, I made it, but for some dumb reason I let go at the worst timing possible. I fell down, didn’t pull my arm out for some reason, and hit my head at maximum overdrive. As soon as I hit the ground I remembered the same exact things from a dream, even me saying “I feel like I’m in a dream.” I also had a weird shape in my vision, I can’t describe it but it was there. So that was me getting a concussion and it never went up there for 2 years
story 3: my houses backyard has a zip line that isn’t that high and goes from 2 trees, one near a treehouse, and one near a little structure made for some chickens my family has.(now that I think of it my family has a whole lot of stuff) it recently got fixed so it goes faster, that same day some friends came over and some part in that day one of those friends, my sister, and me all went outside to play with it. That friend who went outside with my sister and I went inside before it happened. While my sister and I was playing with the zipline I wanted to catch the zip line and have my sister throw it to me. The first time it missed and I thought it was too dangerous, but my sister threw it again. Technically I caught it but the metal part holding the zipline to the rope KEPT GOING. It hit above my eyebrow. I didn’t think much of it besides the GRUSOME PAIN, until I swiped it a second time and checked my hand. There was a strip of blood from the injury on my hand going from the middle of my pointer finger to the middle of my palm! I got inside and it healed fine. At the time this comment was made like 2 months after it happened there is still a little swollen bump on my eyebrow.
HOLY **** THIS TOOK ALMOST HALF A HOUR TO MAKE PLEASE LIKE THIS THING IVE NEVER GOTTEN A FAMOUS COMMENT BEFORE PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂 the screem in the intro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how the whole changing restaurant name thing started because James made a joke almost 6 years ago
Yep
Bryson in swoosh’s art style doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Bryson in swoosh’s art style:
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺😂😂
He doesn’t looks that bad
@@iqdhaam4232 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂
You are one of the best CZcams's I've ever seen!
9:50 that scream was personal
Johnny: hey hold this *stabs me*
Me: but it's opposite day
Johnny: oh nooooo
Your profile pic makes this even better...
@Mr. RANDOM we all know he did
Swoosh: going outside is scary
Coronavirus: yep
Original!
Original
@Marla Gorelik why it's about Corona ...
@@Cinnamorollfan123 idk why
Going up the stairs on all fours is the best experience ever but going down the the stairs is the most terrifying experience ever😂😂😂
Everybody get infamous swoosh to 1M subscribers
WE DID IT 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Swoosh: Going outside nowadays is scary.
People in 2020: Yep he’s a time traveler.
Lol true
true mate
Times travelsrrres:hehe I see dino binos
Evil guyer: no
Times travelsrrres: waaa *dies
Evil guyer:hehe my machine
Evil guyer:*how to futrurasesaa
(The end)(ikr I'm a great story teller)
E
@@emerybrown6145 steve
Infamous:Hit my knees
*Few minutes later*
Infamous:*Intense Pain screaming*
Anyone else had that temptation to click the links to see the photos but were to scared since you have a weak stomach and get grossed out by that type of stuff (btw did any of you see the photos ? )
Bro this got me making the biggest comparison in my life 😮 hurt ankle vs hurt neck
hey
my mum forces me outside
I have a 666% chance of...
*falls over*
I'm okay
No one:
Literally nobody:
Swoosh: BUY MY LIMITED MERCH
I had an injury like the escalator one
0:15 YES I LOVE HIM SCREAMING
I have the same bruise just bigger and it still healing
taking forever to heal
Wait we’re is da link to the scar
Ya take a L
Swoosh: Hey Guys, I Don't- I Don't Feel So Good
Jimmy: Yeah, Alright Spider Man
Me: (Dying Because Of The Infinity War Reference)
3:35
something about Bryson voicing James is so funny to me
Taco bel- i mean baco tell
When Infamous swoosh called Taco Bell “baco tell” it reminded me when I called Dollar tree Toller dree
I have a similar story to the bike story, but I was turning while going really fast and ended up falling on my side. The bike fell on top of me, riding my bike in front of my house in the middle of the road. I got five cuts. Both of my knees had giant cuts, but the rest of my cuts weren't as bad. It really hurt. I was like nine at the time, and I still have the scars.
ha hahaha ha ha
you think that's crazy, i have single-handedly OPENED MY EYEBROW WITH A PAIR OF GUESS WHAT, NOT SCISCORS, NOT A ROC, BUT A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES
I also skip steps
"Going outside is scary"
the sun is a deadly lazer
finally, not a coronavirus one!
@@tokayamamoto4578 It was schorching hot when i posted dis-
@@bread.that.is.threatening oh
@@bread.that.is.threatening
Oop
Corona Corona 1 wash your hands 2 DON’T TOUCH ME
Me: The escalator doesn’t look half bad!
Me: I should check the bike injury!
*10 seconds later*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ERUAUUUUUUUUUHHHH AWUAUAHH
*crying in spanish*
My Eyes: *we’re moving you abuse us to much.*
KitKatz
😒
“The good bike” is just such a James thing to do! Lol
James? Bryson you mean
ok so basically u have fast food everyday
*im not mad dont worry*
i like how your all casual and then you look at the injury and the mood completely chan- *_oh sweet jesus_*
I got hurt five times this month
I am scared of outside now
Swoosh: I’ll give u five dollars
Bryson: *hits*
Swoosh: thank u *breathes twice*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*)hubhgbyfcffyjnbnjbnjhb
Hihihihihihi
Oh i found a new animator
WELP ITS TIME TO WATCH EVERY VIDEO IN A ROW
Edit: im done
5:15 I got something worse
I GOT THE WHOLE USA IN MY KNEE
I accidentally hurt my thumb with a paper stabilizer
My worst injury story: I had this one where I was staying at a relative's house for the night (don't ask why), I was like, 6, or 9 idk. But I was running from a their dog (again, don't ask why), and I tripped and fell on a rock. I got up, and my left leg hurt. I looked at it, and there was a huge ravine of blood. I started crying, (obviously) and we went to the house in a Jeep. We sat on the couch and bandaged it up good. Now I have a scar on my left leg. True story.
Mine is even worse this wont be a story i was just playing and something hit me on the head i touched it and it felt like my head cracked
that happened to me on my arm because a truck was leaking oil and i slipped and fell on the oil, i was going to my friend's house and her mom was a nurse then i had to wear this really big bandage.
happened a few weeks ago. Crash on a mountain bike and my camelbak got caught on the handle bars and pulled a muscle in my chest I flipped over the handle bars and slid across the trail and got my foot stuck under the seat. Somehow it ripped of flesh on my chest and there was a pool of blood over it, and all the skin got rolled in a ball. I have a scar, but it shouldnt last for ever as the skin wasnt ripped up to deep,
but yeah yours sounds like it hurt quite a bit
@@muhammedwho mine is worse I was 5 and put my beanie over my eyes don’t ask why and my head slammed into a wood fence split my head open and i almost went blind
*"I might have learned something: when any part of your body touches the white things on the escalator it zappity zaps you"*
-My Toe, 2020
Ill give you 5 dollars if you hit me Bryson:ok Swoosh: th (inhale) aAAaAEEEAAEEEEEEAaE€€€€€
Okay now I'm sad I'm sad right now😢
I can hear the new Mario music in the intro
Did anyone else realize the music
FwankWowo yup
FwankWowo oh yeah
Not me
"I'm the kind of person who skips steps"
me: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
There are other's other than me
Who doesn’t skip steps?
Same
Same 😂
I dance and skip the steps >:3 👌😂👌
1:38 new fear unlocked falling on a escalate that was dumb
ThAnKs ToO mY aRm Im StIlL aLiVe -
Swoosh
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
*what you actually learned*
Run up escalators, Fall off bikes, and Try your best to get demonitized
Going outside is scary
Covid-19: this is a joke?
*RIGHT?*
2:22 and 5:04
And then i looked down... *OH GOOD LORD*
Now let's look at this *OH SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL*
5:21 i ended up falling down a flight of stairs and broke my leg and my arm
I love how he drew Bryson instead of james
yeah
ITS CUZ HE IS BRYSON FUCKING IDIOT
Ron don't call me an idiot cuz he said his friend James but then Bryson appeared
@@Poopslinger69 i’m saying bryson is a legend, please get sarcasm
@@almondcookie994 you need to learn how to word stuff, the way you said it you made it sound like james was bryson
No one:
Literally no one:
Me:
I paUSeD tO rEaD THe sEcrEt mEssAGe In ThE maLl!
I get you
Bro thats dead
HOW DARE YOU SAY THATS DEAD.
What did it say???
goi goi you have to accually look :)
Hearing Baby swooshes voice is so funny
The Thum nail got me rolling like literally like literally rolling on the floor I’m not even joking
swoosh:”going outside is scary” me: well yes but actually yes
His voice literally change now WAHAHAHA love the video tho man and I'm even early 🤣🤘♥️
0:24 yes ThE gRaSs WiLl RuN mE oVeR
One time, when I was 8, I had a little brother that was three. Our beds were separated, but we always slept together. They also had drawers on the side. The only purpose it served for me was to jump from bed to bed when watching videos. I saw a funny video, and decided to jump to the other bed when it ended. The video ends, I jump, and I must’ve had low energy levels because instead of landing on the mattress, I hit the side of the bed, AND MY KNEE HIT THE CORNER OF THE DRAWER. I didn’t check the damage and instead curled up on the bed and started crying more and more as time passed. I forgot to mention this, but my grandparents were visiting that day, so when my grandma heard my tears a few seconds later, she rushed to my room and asked me what was wrong. I told her what happened and then she checked my knee and when she saw it, she was extremely shocked. She showed me the cut, and it was SO BIG THAT IT MAY AS WELL CUT UP TO MY KNEE. It took a while to heal and I still have a scar from that moment, and I wish I didn’t, mostly because I still have a habit of jumping around the room, and when my parents catch me in 4k, they remind me of that time and how I don’t want to get another scar on my knee. Just goes to show that something stupid you did can be used to someone’s advantage, even if it’s years later.
I love how James excuse for riding the good bike is “But it’s the good bike.”
That escalator thing actually happened to me. Me and my friend were going down when we realized that we didn't actually need to go down. So, he ran back up the escalator. But, I was already halfway down and when I reached like the last 4 steps, I didn't know what to do so I tried running but fell flat down on the escalator. My friend never let me hear the end of it.
0:47 bros friend parted the Red Sea
This reminds me of getting hurt ty bruh
It's not the grossness that makes me so bad with these things, it's the pain that I feel
fun fact: i watched this while i was in immense pain from an ankle sprain to feel some relatability and it kept my mind off it for a while
i sprained my ankle 3 years ago on a pole in at recess in school, there was ice at the bottom
@@technomanuel ouch! mine was from jumping while playing volleyball and landing with my ankle sideways
I saw Spain
@@Cellistontheinternet ??
I slipped and sprained my ankle
I almost completely lost a nail to a tennis ball
Lilly:”YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH LITTEL GIRLS ,HUH,HUH 😡”😂
You break your streak duolingo brakes your kneecaps
lul
Lol violent Bryson always kills at least 5 people in all his videos, he’s never said the words “I don’t want to hurt you” to anyone but his friends
Banished weak Brody you mean begone from this dimension hiya.
"Yes before I continue I know I did run up an escalator that was going down and tripped like an idiot... Looks like I left my brain at home"