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  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman Před 8 měsíci +378

    Nobody on the Oceangate Titan drowned. They stopped being biology and started being physics faster than the biology could drown them.

    • @WaterMan416
      @WaterMan416 Před 8 měsíci +40

      Just straight skipped chemistry, but we all know that it's basically a branch of applied physics.

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins Před 8 měsíci +40

      rendered into a soup-like homogenate at the speed of sound

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Před 8 měsíci +26

      ​@@AsbestosMuffinsy'know if I have to die unexpectedly it's probably one of the most painless ways to go out since I believe that's about as fast as your nerves even respond.
      You still won't catch me in a dang ol homemade sub though so I guess it's moot.

    • @KazyEXE
      @KazyEXE Před 7 měsíci +4

      You can't say that water didn't enter their lungs

    • @WaterMan416
      @WaterMan416 Před 7 měsíci +34

      @@KazyEXE happened way too fast for that. Their lungs entered the water.

  • @oscodains
    @oscodains Před 8 měsíci +937

    Alice will be missed RIP. She was the north star of the podcast, the only professional keeping it together.

    • @kimmatzen6504
      @kimmatzen6504 Před 8 měsíci +100

      God save Her and all who sail in Her.

    • @JonY-zm5pd
      @JonY-zm5pd Před 8 měsíci +152

      Died the way she lived, full of seamen

    • @goodluck5642
      @goodluck5642 Před 8 měsíci +51

      @@JonY-zm5pdcovered in them too

    • @lMrWongl
      @lMrWongl Před 8 měsíci +53

      at the end of the day she wasn't rigid enough herself....

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer Před 8 měsíci +22

      @@lMrWongl Alternatively, could be interpreted as being _too_ rigid. Ships, much like bridges, have to be flexible enough to withstand wind and wave alike, but must also be rigid enough to not fold in on themselves.

  • @realcanadian96
    @realcanadian96 Před 8 měsíci +268

    Benefits:
    Alice is now a princess
    Downsides:
    Alice has sunk.

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker Před 8 měsíci +601

    Listen, she's had some spicy takes, but I don't know if I'd call Alice a *disaster.*

    • @grizzly3793
      @grizzly3793 Před 8 měsíci +43

      The Alice Incident.

    • @paleposter
      @paleposter Před 8 měsíci +38

      Alice'd too close to the sun

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Though this is the podcast about engineering disasters... that is a disaster :)

  • @kstxevolution9642
    @kstxevolution9642 Před 8 měsíci +226

    re 19:35 : The fan died both from dehydration and alleged medical malpractice. Water was only sold inside the event (at a huge price, as is tradition), so you couldnt bring your own water bottle in. The girl was dehydrated beyond belief when she was brought to the medical tent. She panicked and one of the medical staff on the tent allegedly gave her diazepam to calm her, which lowered her blood pressure even lower. This all happened during the concert. The next days concert was cancelled after people waited in the heat for a whole day.
    Source: your brazillian correspondant.

  • @markwilliams2620
    @markwilliams2620 Před 8 měsíci +173

    Checklist to get this plane flying..
    "This is your Captain Milkshake, I'll be tapping random buttons and sleeping on your head. Enjoy your flight!".

    • @readmorebooksidiots
      @readmorebooksidiots Před 8 měsíci +1

      Give Milkshake a soundboard so we can get random kitty drops

  • @unistrut
    @unistrut Před 8 měsíci +63

    My friend's dad made his own diving helmet, but when he sourced the air compressor he didn't mention that it was for breathing air, so he wound up inhaling aerosolized oil droplets and getting lipid pneumonia. Thankfully the family's doctor had worked with old hardhat divers and recognized it.

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 Před 8 měsíci +278

    Love the timing that meant Henry Kissinger lived just long enough to miss this episode’s God Damn News

    • @benjaminbittle8192
      @benjaminbittle8192 Před 8 měsíci +21

      should be in the next one inshalla

    • @hpalpha7323
      @hpalpha7323 Před 8 měsíci +24

      Tragic we didn't get to hear Justin's epic Joker laugh for that one

    • @lyndonwesthaven6623
      @lyndonwesthaven6623 Před 8 měsíci +12

      Honestly do not know which host's response I'm looking forward to most

    • @TemplarOnHigh
      @TemplarOnHigh Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@lyndonwesthaven6623 Liam. No question.

    • @jijonbreaker
      @jijonbreaker Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@TemplarOnHigh Liam is by far the best when it comes to just, raw, visceral contempt.

  • @shootingstar123524
    @shootingstar123524 Před 8 měsíci +451

    SS Princess Alice: Your new horror story from the AI trained exclusively on Alice's twitter account

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 8 měsíci +14

      Aww I wanted to make this joke😢

    • @BiggestCorvid
      @BiggestCorvid Před 8 měsíci +1

      Great upload as always. Keep them coming. Keep up the good fight!

    • @BiggestCorvid
      @BiggestCorvid Před 8 měsíci +2

      Commented on the wrong thread but I'll just leave a second comment

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins Před 8 měsíci +6

      topical given this week's TF podcast about the company making an AI duplicate of people and then torturing it for ad marketing

    • @katiegraceporter
      @katiegraceporter Před 8 měsíci

      I believe that's actually the ISS Princess Alice

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 Před 8 měsíci +242

    So sorry to hear Alice lost her no doubt incredibly rigid steamship. I nominate the SS United States as the next Patreon-Paid Podcast Party Pontoon Platform

    • @nathaniellindner313
      @nathaniellindner313 Před 8 měsíci +4

      We’ll need Liam to stop by and go over it with the sander once or twice first

    • @briannem.6787
      @briannem.6787 Před 7 měsíci

      Consider it a learning experience! The next one will be even MORE rigid.

  • @whosaidsoup13
    @whosaidsoup13 Před 8 měsíci +119

    Liam being infected by the Taylor Swift brain parasite was not on my 2023 bingo card but it does make sense in a way I can't explain

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 8 měsíci +14

      you must be new

    • @MrTaxiRob
      @MrTaxiRob Před 8 měsíci +1

      Liam wants $1,000,000 per show too

    • @joeneedstosleep
      @joeneedstosleep Před 8 měsíci +6

      Her music is legitimately good but almost everything about her fandom is horrifying

    • @MrTaxiRob
      @MrTaxiRob Před 8 měsíci +1

      After yesterday's game I think she might be writing a song about Travis Kelce@@joeneedstosleep

  • @TheJesus_Christ
    @TheJesus_Christ Před 8 měsíci +350

    Don't let Alice's sudden and perilous on stream passing distract you from the fact that Reinhold Messner is Italian

    • @charlesparr1611
      @charlesparr1611 Před 8 měsíci +15

      SWISS!!!!1!!

    • @MrJohndoakes
      @MrJohndoakes Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@charlesparr1611 Name is Germanish enough, could be Austrian.

    • @elaforma
      @elaforma Před 8 měsíci +21

      @@MrJohndoakes From South Tyrol, actually, so basically Austrian

    • @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd
      @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd Před 8 měsíci

      Sounds pretty greasy to me.

    • @Bobbias
      @Bobbias Před 8 měsíci

      @@elaforma so he's a german pretending to be italian? or was that the other way around? /s

  • @jimmeearle
    @jimmeearle Před 8 měsíci +182

    I could not get reliable figures, but the population proportion rate of 9/11 was 0.00017 compared to the 2001 population of NYC. The princess Alice sinking has a rate of 0.00012 to 0.00017 (using the high estimate of deaths, and with the greater London population maybe being between 4-6 million, I couldn’t get good data). So this disaster is either 1 9/11 disaster unit, or about 0.69 9/11s

    • @dayoldbaguettes
      @dayoldbaguettes Před 8 měsíci +19

      nice.

    • @pjlusk7774
      @pjlusk7774 Před 8 měsíci +13

      0.nice

    • @vooptr
      @vooptr Před 7 měsíci +1

      An hero of mathematics.

    • @andrewcassidy1790
      @andrewcassidy1790 Před 6 měsíci +1

      But how many JFK assassinations is it

    • @BiggestCorvid
      @BiggestCorvid Před 3 měsíci

      I'm so happy to come to the comments and find the math done with the same methodology. Even if it turns out to be inaccurate, it's probably the same answer i would have reached.

  • @defeatstatistics7413
    @defeatstatistics7413 Před 8 měsíci +263

    Alice is a princess, glad we agree

  • @stiltpuppy
    @stiltpuppy Před 8 měsíci +191

    Alice saying "Reinhold Messner is from Swaziland" is a layered joke given that Swaziland is not called that anymore.

    • @Sushi227
      @Sushi227 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Reinhold Messner is actually Siamese.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman Před 8 měsíci +10

      @Sushi227 Reinhold Messner is Palestinian.

    • @litkeys3497
      @litkeys3497 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@FrommermanReinhold Messner je Srbija

    • @jaimeondrusek5429
      @jaimeondrusek5429 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Fun fact: actor Richard E. Grant actually _is_ from Swaziland.

    • @garymccammon6696
      @garymccammon6696 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Alice is so great with the comments; she's intelligent, well-read, and I worry because I sometimes pause the podcast and make a comment to myself and when I restart it there's Alice saying exactly what I was thinking.

  • @willmills-cz4er
    @willmills-cz4er Před 8 měsíci +80

    The Princess Alice may have been built to carry 964 people, but this Alice easily carries 2 on this podcast 😂

  • @GigasGMX
    @GigasGMX Před 8 měsíci +84

    Gotta say, naming a ship the Princess Alice Sinking is just asking for trouble!

  • @sampagano205
    @sampagano205 Před 8 měsíci +57

    Kissingers desth dropping on fhe same day as this episode is a great combo.

  • @BiggestCorvid
    @BiggestCorvid Před 8 měsíci +95

    Timestamps since there aren't chapters yet:
    5:38 - The GD News pt. I
    18:30 - The GD News pt. II
    27:48 - Main Story
    1:47:25 - Safety Third
    2:02:02 - Plugs

    • @Mickulty
      @Mickulty Před 8 měsíci +6

      I heartily endorse these because I dunno if/when I'll get my usual full timestamps done

  • @richardgadberry8398
    @richardgadberry8398 Před 8 měsíci +31

    "Reinhold Messner is Swiss now. Eat shit."--Alice Caldwell-Kelly, to a joint session of Congress, 2023.

  • @nicholascuk8203
    @nicholascuk8203 Před 8 měsíci +27

    The spirit of the Princess Alice lives on in every rusted out Altima brake checking a semi.

  • @TurquoizeGoldscraper
    @TurquoizeGoldscraper Před 8 měsíci +42

    14:00 - "What's the horrible violent football club?" That doesn't narrow it down at all.

    • @thomasdjonesn
      @thomasdjonesn Před 8 měsíci +3

      She could have named any of them and I would have nodded my head sagely as if I knew what they were discussing. Of course they're violent, yes indeed. West Ham? Man City? The Rangers? Sure, sure.

    • @hughcrosthwait5497
      @hughcrosthwait5497 Před 8 měsíci +2

      In the context I immediately thought of Beitar Jerusalem

  • @charleslecki3609
    @charleslecki3609 Před 8 měsíci +59

    But the SS Princess November is still going strong

  • @LotharTheFellhanded
    @LotharTheFellhanded Před 8 měsíci +90

    Man this kid in the Safety Third. It’s the problem of having a kid whose too smart and too unsupervised. Nico is the poster child for “knowing just enough to be dangerous”.

    • @Nick_J_
      @Nick_J_ Před 8 měsíci

      Dumbest smart kid thing I’ve ever heard of since the “nuclear boy scout”

    • @faggykrueger
      @faggykrueger Před 8 měsíci +26

      This is literally every rural homeschooled kid I’ve ever known. I did shit like this, but with chemistry. I made a ton of NAK and burned a huge patch of my parent’s backyard away.

    • @jesusestrada5543
      @jesusestrada5543 Před 8 měsíci +22

      Just like that one kid who built a nuclear reactor in his mom's shed out of smoke detector parts.

    • @tungsten_talons
      @tungsten_talons Před 8 měsíci +1

      It's so fucking dumb and dangerous. And I also know for a fact that's the kind of crazy redneck engineering shit I'd do when I got bored living in the sticks myself.

    • @garymccammon6696
      @garymccammon6696 Před 8 měsíci +6

      I just barely made my saving roll not to be this kid when I was younger.

  • @jaysea5939
    @jaysea5939 Před 8 měsíci +51

    Should've built her more rigid!
    (Thank you whoever has been putting captions/subtitles and chapters on the older episodes)

  • @eineisbarauftaiwan8137
    @eineisbarauftaiwan8137 Před 8 měsíci +44

    Reinhold Messner is a fairytale Yetis use to make their kids behave.

    • @cholulahotsauce6166
      @cholulahotsauce6166 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Reinhold Messner is just your dad in a costume.

    • @Cleanmybass
      @Cleanmybass Před 8 měsíci

      Reinhold Messner is just a plot by BIG Ben Fold Five to try to get you to join the army.

  • @TalesOfWar
    @TalesOfWar Před 8 měsíci +23

    "The Princess Alice Disaster, or how I was known the first year I came out" had me literally laugh out loud. Well played, Alice. You have such an amazing way with words haha.

  • @scolek22
    @scolek22 Před 8 měsíci +47

    The unwashable slime reminds me of the mount erebus disaster (you should cover that one, its a plane crash but its not just any plane crash because they smacked into the broadside of an antarctic volcano) where the bodies apparently had some kind of airplane+human grease all over them that made the recovery efforts more difficult because they were slippery.

    • @fauxpinkytoo
      @fauxpinkytoo Před 8 měsíci +10

      The human grease came from passengers charred in the post-crash fire. There was a documentary about the recovery that detailed the miserable conditions faced by the recovery crew. These guys forever have my respect.

  • @loadeddice4696
    @loadeddice4696 Před 8 měsíci +26

    I first learned about this at the Museum of London Docklands, which is an excellent museum about London's history as a port city and has like an entire floor about "WE'RE SORRY FOR THE SLAVE TRADE ALRIGHT? IT WAS A BAD MOVE", which I appreciate

    • @mcamp9445
      @mcamp9445 Před 8 měsíci +1

      At least they ended it

    • @loadeddice4696
      @loadeddice4696 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@mcamp9445 "We stopped doing the horrible thing we were doing" is good, but it's better to just not do the horrible thing in the first place so let's not give them too much credit.

  • @global-sequence
    @global-sequence Před 8 měsíci +18

    Devon conspicuously silent when asked about their family in the 19th century. I choose to believe their great great great grandpa survived the wreck and never got wet.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman Před 7 měsíci

      Who's this male Devon you're referring to?

    • @global-sequence
      @global-sequence Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@Frommerman big oof on my part. Edited to refer to the correct Devon.

  • @artistwithouttalent
    @artistwithouttalent Před 8 měsíci +24

    Proof that God either hates or loves this pod that it dropped just a few hours before Kissinger finally fucked off the mortal coil.

  • @Jenkstudio97
    @Jenkstudio97 Před 8 měsíci +35

    They cover a single plane crashing episode and I decide to never fly again, but if they cover boats sinking I'm always like wow I really want to go on a cruise

  • @tenkiforecast
    @tenkiforecast Před 8 měsíci +247

    As someone who lived in Michigan for 10 years, how dare you say a boat disaster was worse than the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
    Michigan has very little relevance in pop culture, don't take that away from the state.

    • @zachmiller9175
      @zachmiller9175 Před 8 měsíci +39

      The ss Edmund Fitzgerald was registered in Milwaukee, named after a guy from Milwaukee, and sunk in Canadian waters during a trip that originated in superior Wisconsin...

    • @michaelslowmin
      @michaelslowmin Před 8 měsíci +12

      We got relevance! We got Iggy Pop, Eminem, and ICP!

    • @SlimbTheSlime
      @SlimbTheSlime Před 8 měsíci +3

      I meannnn, Michigan DOES have that one black dude who unplugged someone’s life support.

    • @joshplaysdrums2143
      @joshplaysdrums2143 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@michaelslowminMichigan producing the most quirked up white boys

    • @derrickfoster644
      @derrickfoster644 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Except most people who thinks of the Edmund Fitzgerald generally associates it with the song "the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" written and sung by a Canadian, Gordon Lightfoot, RIP.

  • @reidfann
    @reidfann Před 8 měsíci +17

    The woman who died in Brasil was found to have done so from heat illness and medical malpractice. They had no access to free water in the stadium and did not allow outside food or drink. When she went to the medical center, she was already suffering from severe dehydration,low blood pressure, and heat exhaustion. She was allegedly very agitated and they gave her diazepam, which probably caused her BP to plummet fatally.

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Před 8 měsíci +1

      They gave her diazepam? Who was working the medical facility, the riveters?

  • @hobsonster
    @hobsonster Před 8 měsíci +34

    Alice would have loved hearing about how Italian Reinhold Messer was

  • @tg4414
    @tg4414 Před 8 měsíci +39

    Very cool to name a boat after the host of this podcast

  • @vincentSD1
    @vincentSD1 Před 8 měsíci +57

    Glad to see we get an episode all about Alice

  • @jeffstaples347
    @jeffstaples347 Před 8 měsíci +26

    aww Devon and Alice were hanging out! its good to know ya'll aren't lonely over the pond.

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 Před 8 měsíci +90

    Devon, I'm so fucking glad you share the love of Linen clothing, really validates my nonbinary ass

    • @FerretKibble
      @FerretKibble Před 8 měsíci +14

      Linen is the superior fabric tbh

    • @jaysea5939
      @jaysea5939 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Linen's the best

    • @ThePopopotatoes
      @ThePopopotatoes Před 8 měsíci +20

      Submissive and breedable? Nah I prefer sturdy and breathable
      This post brought to you by the linen lovers gang

    • @platedlizard
      @platedlizard Před 8 měsíci +9

      linen just gets more comfortable with wear too

    • @lyndonwesthaven6623
      @lyndonwesthaven6623 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Best way to look stylishly rumpled in the summer. Unless there's a sudden rain shower and then it's about as concealing as three layers of plastic wrap

  • @platedlizard
    @platedlizard Před 8 měsíci +24

    the real disaster is that Alice is only a Princess. clearly she should be a Queen 👸🏻

  • @rogerledgister7913
    @rogerledgister7913 Před 8 měsíci +16

    RIP that guy's great grandchild who decides to build her own Fallout diving helmet out of Oriented Strand board.

    • @ubermenschen01
      @ubermenschen01 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Its plywood, not OSB. Approximately 50% less petroleum than OSB.

    • @05Matz
      @05Matz Před 8 měsíci

      I thought the point was that the materials used by successive generations of would-be divers were getting increasingly strange and cumbersome for the purpose. @@ubermenschen01
      I was going to say '3D printed', myself.

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai Před 8 měsíci +27

    So a certain piece of news just dropped today and I can't wait to hear the next ep's Goddamn News. There better be champagne corks popping and a musical number.

  • @teecee1827
    @teecee1827 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Jesus that diving helmet guy is so lucky to even be alive...

  • @VinceWhitacre
    @VinceWhitacre Před 8 měsíci +59

    So, how many sailors went down on Alice sorry I'll show myself out

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 8 měsíci +19

      Alice is a lucky woman.

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 Před 8 měsíci +10

      A very large amount of seamen

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 8 měsíci

      Did you just miss a perfect opportunity for a seamen joke. Shame on you

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@MrJimheeren
      More seamen than a boat-kake party.

  • @njorlpinipini
    @njorlpinipini Před 8 měsíci +12

    🦀🦀🦀KISSINGER IS GONE🦀🦀🦀

  • @joeshmuck9683
    @joeshmuck9683 Před 8 měsíci +44

    Been jonesing for my hit. Glad it's arrived
    Would love to see an episode on the Minneapolis Metrodome and its collapse. But really that thing's entire existence was an engineering disaster

  • @jarlbreadmaker
    @jarlbreadmaker Před 8 měsíci +24

    Alice is so valid for not shutting up to Devon about the South African Sams.

  • @Squidcast
    @Squidcast Před 8 měsíci +4

    Holy shit the guy in the Safety Third is a friend of mine from high school. I never heard about the diving bell adventure until he tweeted about it a few months back, but trust me when I say that this was 100% on-brand for him. Hearing the full story now, Jesus Christ how horrifying. I'm glad you survived that adventure, Niko.

  • @FPoP1911
    @FPoP1911 Před 8 měsíci +10

    WE OUTLIVED KISSINGER!

  • @fauxpinkytoo
    @fauxpinkytoo Před 8 měsíci +13

    Thank you for dropping this one on my only day off this week! Hey guys, after 6 months of unemployment, I finally got a fucking job!!

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio Před 8 měsíci

      Steal everything you can, don't work more than you have to.

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag Před 8 měsíci +9

    *HENRY KISSENGER IS DEAD*

  • @FieryRedmond
    @FieryRedmond Před 8 měsíci +32

    Can't believe Alice had a disaster named after her

  • @capsjukebox
    @capsjukebox Před 8 měsíci +20

    We commend this episode’s body to the waves as we will all be one day, all genders; flotsam and jetsam

    • @WaterMan416
      @WaterMan416 Před 8 měsíci

      The two genders, flotsam and jetsam

  • @bluerex0521
    @bluerex0521 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Did the math, taking the number lost divided by total population at the time shows the wreck of the Princess Alice was equal to 2 9/11's at 2.06^e-5 to 1.05^e-5 respectively

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian Před 8 měsíci

      From this and the other guys comment saying Princess Alice is 0.69 to 1 9/11s, I learned that 19th century London was more densely populated than turn of the millennium New York City

  • @PedroBentoIT
    @PedroBentoIT Před 8 měsíci +20

    On the Taylor swift note:
    There MUST be a clause in her contract that states the venue has to garantee safe conditions and I'm amazed they didn't use that
    Also not sure about Brazilian labour laws but in Portugal if your worksite is over 40c they legally can't make you work so if there's a similar law the crew should have just walked out

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman Před 7 měsíci

      Bold of you to assume colonized nations recently controlled by actual fascist clowns have reasonable labor laws, or if they do that they are spending the resources to enforce them.

  • @ebolapie
    @ebolapie Před 8 měsíci +9

    I like that some kind SponsorBlock user marked the entire God Damn News as "filler." Thanks mate, you're really doing everyone a solid by marking out an entire established segment of the show.

    • @youtubehandlesux
      @youtubehandlesux Před 8 měsíci +3

      Speaking of sponsorblock, I was the person who added highlight for the bob-omb in the plowshare episode. No need to thank me.

    • @Dinictus
      @Dinictus Před 7 měsíci +1

      Gotta love how you can't even remove/update this addition. Like, the hell, The Goddamned News is a staple of Well There's Your Problem.

  • @agripinaa8684
    @agripinaa8684 Před 8 měsíci +27

    I want to know what Devon’s “soulful dad music” playlist looks like

    • @maxwellkazemba2299
      @maxwellkazemba2299 Před 8 měsíci +2

      What you won't do for love and what a fool believes are both on there

    • @gramathy999
      @gramathy999 Před 8 měsíci +1

      White Wine in the Sun (Tim minchin) and Still Fighting It (ben folds)

  • @lexp6099
    @lexp6099 Před 8 měsíci +9

    The little hats! MILKSHAKE! Thanks, Devon! Also, completely agree on weather: I'll take hot over cold any day.

  • @dappercyborg7697
    @dappercyborg7697 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Sorry that I have to correct you Alice but Taylor swift is Italian and reinhold messner is a lesbian

  • @lewisshaw6071
    @lewisshaw6071 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Counterweights for this episode's Safety Third segment were charitably provided by the Deactivate Windows Logo

  • @paein9642
    @paein9642 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Actually Reinhold Messner is South Tyrolese, which while apart of Italy, is Autonomous and more closely linked culturally with Austria.

    • @unistrut
      @unistrut Před 8 měsíci +2

      I was wondering how an Italian guy wound up named "Reinhold".

    • @annafdd
      @annafdd Před 8 měsíci

      There is a lot of stuff to unpack here, but it is my understanding that Messner is not what you would call an ethnonationalist.

  • @josephd.5524
    @josephd.5524 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Ya'll gotta invite Hyce over to talk about the Poop Train incident. It's about trains and plumbing and how sometimes they break.

    • @callsignapollo_
      @callsignapollo_ Před 8 měsíci

      I dont know if id call that an engineering disaster worthy of a whole episode, but it would be interesting to see hyce's "no politics just vibes" channel stance against the aggressively ancom nature of the podcast lmao

  • @jamesholland6101
    @jamesholland6101 Před 8 měsíci +7

    KISSINGER DOWN!

  • @Rankerquat
    @Rankerquat Před 8 měsíci +6

    I can't believe Nico of the velvet underground nearly died with that homemade diving helmet :o

  • @michaelpineiro533
    @michaelpineiro533 Před 8 měsíci +7

    One country called Margaritaville
    One language called Comic Sans

  • @TemplarOnHigh
    @TemplarOnHigh Před 8 měsíci +23

    0:00 SS Activate Windows sinking when?
    0:48 It's your own fault, sorry.
    1:45 Introduction
    5:45 News
    22:05 Taylor Swift WTYP when?
    27:38 Fake London
    31:40 Roz describes what we all learned from the first part of Heart of Darkness
    38:32 One Big Collective Flush
    44:06 This is a city park, sorry we still 100% do this.
    55:03 WTYP is shallow and pedantic
    58:08 Alice translates "Dawneeoshunhon" to Scottish
    1:16:15 Henry Kissinger is dead (not related to the pod yet, I just found out.)
    1:16:16 To Repeat: Kissinger has died.
    1:17:25 Roz invokes the date and time, thus beginning to recount the killing of perhaps 0.02% of HK's total.
    1:22:24 NGL, that's pretty good resolution for a camera phone of the Victorian era
    1:28:45 Yuck
    1:32:45 Gotta drag those corpses to shore. If you lift them into the boat they will just fall apart.
    1:34:50 (650 / 35M) / (2,977 / 285M) = 1.77 9/11's
    /E more as I have time.😂

    • @chinoETS
      @chinoETS Před 8 měsíci

      disproof of god is that kissinger lived twice as long as my dad. good fucking riddance

    • @JovanDacic
      @JovanDacic Před 8 měsíci

      Thank you for your timestamping service 🎖

  • @externalgills6886
    @externalgills6886 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I did not expect the inevitable anime adeptation of wtyp to feature Alice as a shipgirl.

    • @willmills-cz4er
      @willmills-cz4er Před 8 měsíci +1

      I would love her as a snarky cameo in Azur Lane. I’d actually watch that

  • @Alex-es5xd
    @Alex-es5xd Před 8 měsíci +5

    Henry Kissinger is dead and the first thing I thought of was the god damn news.

  • @jadebullet3884
    @jadebullet3884 Před 8 měsíci +6

    And once again, they release/record the episode just a day or two too soon.
    Rest in Piss Kissinger

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco Před 8 měsíci +2

      there's some good god damn news coming next week

  • @GamingArchitects
    @GamingArchitects Před 8 měsíci +8

    RIPiss Kissinger, hit 100 instead of betty white.

  • @cpt_nordbart
    @cpt_nordbart Před 8 měsíci +11

    Usually shipwrecks get measured in Titanic's not 9/11's

  • @chrisdegraaff1418
    @chrisdegraaff1418 Před 8 měsíci +5

    You can always put on more layers. You can only remove so many layers before the cops get involved.

  • @elorani1714
    @elorani1714 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Can we make it a thing again where doctors prescribe 'vacation' as a legit treatment? I would love to be told to spend a weekend promenading along the shore for completely medical reasons and have my insurance have to pay for it.

  • @nonplaced
    @nonplaced Před 8 měsíci +16

    YAY ALICE

  • @isengrom6883
    @isengrom6883 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Rumor has it WTYP killed Henry Kissinger

  • @robk7266
    @robk7266 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Well, I'm glad Alice can swim, otherwise she wouldn't be on the podcast anymore

  • @dougbuchanan784
    @dougbuchanan784 Před 8 měsíci +22

    Stuck in my house with some sort of terrible sickness and this has cured my soul

    • @elliottlupin
      @elliottlupin Před 8 měsíci +3

      Same, I've been struck with the dying disease known as the common cold, I'm very glad to have another episode

  • @GodzThirdLeg
    @GodzThirdLeg Před 8 měsíci +17

    Really sad to see that Devon is a shill for Big Summer.

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 Před 8 měsíci +6

      Cancelling Devon for being pro global-warming

  • @toastpoint
    @toastpoint Před 8 měsíci +11

    My day is improved and my joy imessurable

  • @thecocktailguys9608
    @thecocktailguys9608 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Fiiiiiinally. Been in withdrawals for so long

  • @boydsinclair4166
    @boydsinclair4166 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Unexpected outcome #2
    Didn’t realise a British officer would be carrying Winston Churchills poop through Russia 🥸🫣😐

  • @FerretKibble
    @FerretKibble Před 8 měsíci +6

    Reinhold Messner is Tasmanian.

  • @chrisball3778
    @chrisball3778 Před 8 měsíci +2

    There weren't any bear pits in or around London by the 1870's. They were banned by the Cruelty to Animals act of 1835. In typically English fashion we banned poor people from torturing bears, but carried on sending poor people convicted of theft to Australia in typhus-ridden hulks until 1868 and letting rich people carry on torturing foxes for fun up until 2002.

  • @JrgPt96
    @JrgPt96 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I don't know about protests at Elbit in the US, but I know the local leftie org I'm a part of in the Netherlands (ROOD) has also participated in a blockade of Elbit Systems, housed on a military base in Woensdrecht.

  • @scarylion1roar
    @scarylion1roar Před 8 měsíci +7

    I read The Five by Hallie Rubenhold off of Alice's recommendation in a previous episode and that's how I initially learned about the Princess Alice disaster

  • @RyanTennant
    @RyanTennant Před 8 měsíci +14

    Pretty rude to sink Alice TBH

  • @relwalretep
    @relwalretep Před 8 měsíci +6

    Reinhold Messner is currently Manx.

  • @FloorKandee
    @FloorKandee Před 8 měsíci +4

    I hope they were recording the next episode when Henny Kissy died

  • @SnausageKing
    @SnausageKing Před 8 měsíci +6

    Man I hope you were recording when the news about Kissinger hit

  • @nr8073
    @nr8073 Před 8 měsíci +5

    An extremely "Dudes Rock" Safety Third.

  • @ThatVashu
    @ThatVashu Před 8 měsíci +10

    I will listen to this tomorrow but telling about it because of engagement.
    Looking forward to it!

  • @TheRandomAustralian
    @TheRandomAustralian Před 8 měsíci +10

    Missed out on talking about Kissinger finally popping his clogs by ~8 hours.

  • @gostchiken
    @gostchiken Před 8 měsíci +3

    That Saftey Third was the most MacGyver-ass thing I've ever heard.

  • @douglasdoesstuff
    @douglasdoesstuff Před 8 měsíci +7

    BABE WAKE UP NEW WTYP AND KISSINGER DIED

  • @megmca
    @megmca Před 8 měsíci +2

    I really appreciate the header of what date the poscast was recorded during The God Damn News. Please keep that. I love it.

  • @citadelpariah
    @citadelpariah Před 8 měsíci +3

    "We have sandy beaches."
    Avi: "Well who the fuck wants to see 'em?"

  • @irupar
    @irupar Před 8 měsíci +8

    If you want to do a podcast on a disaster from London Ontario, there is the sinking of the SS Victoria on the Thames River. It killed almost 200 people.

    • @cholulahotsauce6166
      @cholulahotsauce6166 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Wait what. Really?

    • @irupar
      @irupar Před 8 měsíci

      @@cholulahotsauce6166Yep, here is the wikipedia link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_steamboat_disaster

    • @FionaOfMountLawley
      @FionaOfMountLawley Před 8 měsíci +1

      The similarities are striking, right down to an unrealised peril of overturning following collision in the previous year, 1880, when the Victoria collided with a rival recreational ferry vessel, the Forest City twice on the same day, exactly a year before the actual capsizement. The sole striking difference I could find comparing the circumstances of the two events was the animal cruelty of choice for the vacationers in Canada being cock-fighting, rather than gawping at sad bears trapped in a hole in the ground.

  • @thisislesbomaya
    @thisislesbomaya Před 8 měsíci +7

    This episode killed Kissinger

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Před 8 měsíci

      Fittingly as it appears he felt into a vat of poo: czcams.com/video/AU_Ak3t18Xc/video.html

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman Před 7 měsíci +1

      "This podcast kills war criminals."

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Maybe it is portside to portside passing because the steering keel used to stick-out along starboard and you don't risk damage to it. That's why port is portside leastways. Hold over from old days. Steering/steer is now star.
    Like freeboard. It was the one and only board above the side of a dugout canoe to make them more sea worthy for a very long time. It was stitched on.

  • @darthbob88
    @darthbob88 Před 8 měsíci +5

    17:50 No joke, some volunteer got censured by the Organization for Transformative Works, the group that runs Archive Of Our Own, because they put "Palestine will be free" as their status in OTW's Slack.