Ozzy Man Reviews: Floridian Alligators
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- čas přidán 9. 10. 2021
- Here's me commentary on some alligators that live in Florida. Send us videos you've shot yourself to ozzyman.com/submit
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1. Big Unit (ViralHog) tinyurl.com/r7bdbxmm
2. Cage of Death (@WonderWorldYTC ) tinyurl.com/drpd6tze
3. Retired Gator (ViralHog) tinyurl.com/bk3asch2
4. Smuggling Golfballs (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/33f3eksh
5. 'What's that, Shooter?' (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/ryf6a3h5
6. Horse vs Gator (Itsall_Connected on IG) tinyurl.com/cxv2zxxy
7. Gator vs Cranes (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/dvfchf5u
8. Raccoon vs Gator (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/p73c4crs
9. Crosswalk Gator (Jukin Media) tinyurl.com/3bfbehek
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The size of that Alligator is certainly - cough - ABOVE PAR.
Nice
Yes lmao.
Ha! Yessss
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Fine. Take my Like and get outta here...
'There's a mid-sized American for scale' It just rolls of his tongue and we laugh uproarously :-D
Am american, can confirm !
can i ask why, with everything that happens in the world, is it okay for, the world, to bash and hate America with no actual logic, but when they do it, the world cries like pussies?
im just wondering.. because ive been alllll over the world, and ive never seen such beautiful people until i came to america.
ALMOST EVERYONE in america is either SUPER fit, athletic, or buff...but when i go to the UK or Au, i see a bunch of soft squishy over weight people that look like theyve been breeding with themselves for hundreds of years, or when i go to--..i guess what im trying to get at is, since i moved here..to the US, ive always thought how i never been to a better place, but i hear so many people bash them, i just think maybe theyve never actually been here and only listen to what the news says about them.
here is another FACT. they say america is the most obese country EXCEPT the people they are counting...arent even american natives, they are from the UK, or Japan or someone that JUST moved there, not someone that has had a family established there for generations..oh oh except for the jewish population, but they deserve it, theyve been through a lot, they can what they want. ...so...yea, just the america jokes are played out! and also not true so theres literally that. idiots that believe stats blindly are bad at math.
@@user-zq9xh4rc3c You can ask whatever you want to, but there's no bashing or hate going on here. It's an American of seemingly pretty average size, so he's a mid-sized American. If this was about alligatoris in Bosnia, he would have called him a mid-sized Bosnian.
Go to an all you can eat buffet in Minnesota. Its the most horrifying discusting thing I have ever seen. Pure horror.
@@user-zq9xh4rc3c lol if you think almost everyone in America is super fit or buff, you've only been to LA.
"Is this a common cause of Floridian traffic jams?"
Yes. Yes, it is, Ozzy.
Yep. Once had a family from Iowa visit us, their 10 year old all excited as we are driving from the air port to our house talking about seeing a gator in Florida. My mom says "You know gators don't just cross the road every single day here" to try and curb his expectations a bit....naw, 45 seconds later a small 4 footer ran across the road in front of us from our neighbors area into our front yard. My Dad and I pissed ourselves laughing so hard...
As a lifelong Florida resident I can confirm this. Gators don't give a single f about human traffic. they'll come, Park their big ol' dino butts right across all Lanes of traffic until they're happy and then they get up and leave.
@@MikeUman I'm willing to bet you can't just scare them away. I'd attempt to drive around unless the traffic on the other side is also stopped.
@@Midala87 if you're smart you wont lol
Btw i totally thought the birds were guiding the baby alligator across
“This is in South Carolina but... close enough.”
Lord, you don’t know how right you are.
Technically wrong, but it would ruins the joke. (how long is Georgia?)
As someone who grew up in South Carolina, I would say the demographics of Florida and South Carolina are very different. South Carolina is a typical deep south state and Florida is basically just old northerners that retired and moved south lol
@@lylemoore3827 you're very wrong... North Florida, the panhandle through a big chunk near Georgia is very southern. Honestly I can't tell the difference from a panhandle/gulf resident and your typical south Carolinian living somewhere like mount pleasant or Beaufort.
Louisiana meanwhile love eating gator now the hunter has become the hunted
He knows how to use a crosswalk better than 95% of the people here in the southern states.
Or Western States for that matter. 😉
*better than near enough any human on the globe who has ever used a crosswalk
What’s a “crosswalk”?
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Loved the garbage can man shout out. He's a legend. In sandals nonetheless.
nonetheless is one word (just fyi)
@LTNetjak gators telling his friends he was abducted lol
Repent to Jesus Christ!!!
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
Proverbs 3:5-6 NIV
#donotcomply
@@jesusislord6545 Hope not, a straightened path outside my house leads into thin air and a nasty drop to certain death. I'll stick with the mighty DEVIL for now.
"That's a mid sized American to scale..."
Legit had me dying!! Lol
As a Floridian, I found this hilarious.
As a carnivore, this made me hungry. I want some o' that gator meat!
As a Canadian, I found the commentary amusing but the video terrifying. Why do people just hang out mere feet from these monsters?! I can't imagine seeing one just wandering across the lawn. 😳
You are truly a great man for taking the bull by the horns and and tackling cancer with such a great fund raiser. You did these children a solid and saint like act. Thank you Ozzy man
Probably didn't do your channel any harm either boasting subs and views
@@garethjames1300 don’t think it was a genuine intention if it did boost his channel!
Take the bull by the horns? ........ sounds like _someone_ just watched the anime "Erased." lol
Wow man imagine how shitty it must feel to do something very heartwarming for sick children only to have people who don't do anything close to that say it wasn't genuine.
Putting these other comments aside.. Thank you Ozzy Man
Ozzy Man is a true legend. If we were in medieval days, minstrels would be singing his praises and he would never have to buy an ale again. ~3/4 Million raised in a month. The world be be a much better place with more folks like Ozzy Man...
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Can you imagine if all the millionaire and the billionaires of the world also donated just some of their money to these causes?!
Perhaps it was Ozzy Man that Hildegard von Blingin' was regaling with her latest ditty in a medieval stylee?
Yes 100%.
Toss a coin to ya ozzy man...🎵
As a Florida man I promise you no Floridian alligator ever said “bugger this”
😂🤣😂🤣
As a fellow Floridian, can't confirm this since we don't speak alligator. We just speak Florida language gators not included
2:56 gator probably liked the warm asphalt.
He's waiting for the zebras on that crosswalk 😂
its basking in that orange headlight
Camouflage trick.
Jesus, look how prehistoric these guys are. The closest thing we have to a Jurassic landscape, seeing them lubbering around
Do you mean the golfers?
I've seen their cousins, iguanas, featured in some dinosaur movies. 😅
Second closest. Ever seen a shoehorn bill? Those fuckers are legit dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs didn't lumber around.
@My Dixie Wrecked Dang, I forgot all about that movie! The entire movie's been on CZcams since Jan. 2013! One zillion B.C.! 😂
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My family's from the Mobile, Alabama area, and I've had a few gator encounters. What this video lacked was a clip of an adult gator doing super speed. That's a petrifying spectacle to behold!
After a jumbo reptile encounter, I always go for a chilled, mid-strength beer!
Not to mention those bastards can climb fences.
@@patrickfullan9509Are you serious? That's f'd up!
"they're def evolving, he knows how to use a crosswalk .. whoaa oh ohh .. no he doesn't"
Mate, you did an INCREDIBLE thing with the cancer charity work. Nearly 3/4 of a million dollars! Absolute legend!!! Salute to you sir 👏🏻
I'm not even Australian I'm English but this man is a national treasure everywhere, never once not laughed at one of his videos 😂
Couldn't have said it better myself, and not in a more convoluted phrasing. Thanks, Shakespeare ;)
I mean they're basically British, just a little more... Convict-y.
I'm not even Aussie or English, I'm American and I think the same thing :D
Ah, all that radiant heat in the paved road! 🌞 No wonder he belly flopped in the crosswalk! 🤦♀️😆😎
I’m from South Carolina and just played golf in Florida it was awesome to see gators enjoying the nicely kept grass of the golf course. I wonder if the PGA ever thought of adding the moving hazards to their courses more permanently it would definitely make it more watchable maybe even compete with the NFL.
Yeah, the gators don't really want any trouble. They're just tryin' to assimilate and live in harmony...well most of 'em. There's a bad guy in every crowd.
Well said!
@Cipheiz Lake Alice, near the college in Gainesville, surrounded by mowed grass and apartments, had a good size gator. A lady took her yapper dog out for a walk on one of those extending clothes-line leashes The line ran out behind her, and she kept on walking around the little lake. Then there was no more line. She looked behind her and the line ran into the water. Screaming and pulling didn't work. When other walkers helped pull, the line came out of the water, but no puppy. Oops! there goes another one!
To be fair, there were "Warning! Gators!" signs all around the lake. Maybe she presumed that meant the local football team?
@Cipheiz Right on, that's exactly what I meant. HaHaHaaa!
Louisiana gators want smoke. Poor old fella got eaten by one during hurricane Ida.
American alligators are pretty chill, and American crocodiles are downright shy and reclusive.
Cranes just chilling in the road cause more traffic problems than gators, in my experience.
And they are far more grumpy as well
AND you're not allowed to mess with them, since migratory birds are protected, but the gators aren't. A gator in the road, you can shoo off, but if you mess with the cranes, you're technically breaking the law.
My best animals in the road story involved a duck that got hit by a car, which attracted vultures, a few of which got hit by cars, which attracted MORE vultures. Within an hour of the initial duck death, there were like 30 black vultures just COVERING the entire roadway.
Yep, them cranes don't give two shites lol.
@@ajm5007 Jesus that's dark as f***
The horse and alligator piece is from about 4 to 5 years ago. This happened at the LaChua Trail (part of Paynes Prairie Preserve) in Gainesville, FL. The horse was young and curious. There are bison and horses that roam freely amongst the prairie. The prairie is forever changing (droughts, floods, overgrowth, ect.).
Hey Ozzy Man, start with saying you always bring the smiles, legendary. I've loved everything you've done for years now. Love you supporting the cancer awareness as well, my wife was diagnosed with stage 4 cervical cancer few months ago and its been extremely rough for her and our family, lucky she's a strong spirit and so are our kids. Keep it man!
All the best for your wife, be strong, be positive for her.
"It's heading to the club room, to eat a rich wanker and smash a brandy." 🤣😅🤣 Love you Ozzy Man!!
Repent to Jesus Christ!!!
“Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.”
Proverbs 3:5-6 NIV
Facts
@@ghg76vhfyg11 Repent to Jesus Christ!!
“If anyone acknowledges that Jesus is the Son of God, God lives in them and they in God.”
1 John 4:15 NIV
Ozzy man is just a world treasure bringing laughter to the world and helping cancer patients what a great guy
it looks like a gator has joined the "just-stop-oil" movement......
0:41 that's the Circle B reserve in Lakeland, been there a few times. You can walk around and see gators on the trail.
Oh for real?? I've been there once. It's right on the way to my buddies house. Had a buzzard swoop down and almost take my head off riding my motorcycle on that road, had to hug my tank! Looked back at the people in the car behind me and they were wide eyed shaking their heads. Like, what were you thinking bird?? That wouldn't have ended well for either of us lol.
@@youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 I was walking in Circle B once and a bald eagle dropped a fish and it almost landed on my head 😂
@@cabal4171 Haha. That's awesome.
Weird thought, but does anyone else think alligators are pretty cute when they just plop down?
yeah gaters must have a timer set in their brains. doesnt matter where they are when that timer goes they put on there deal with it shades and take a nap. which i find hilarious.
I live in Florida......west coast......in my very neighborhood there are 4 medium sized gators. 7 or 8 footers. They pretty much lay around and eat. Rules for gators: leave them alone and they'll leave you alone. And during mating season if you hear a "gator growl", leave the area. Mama gators have no chill. Also went to the University of Florida....GO GATORS!!!! There are dozens and dozens living on the campus itself, mostly around Lake Alice. All sizes. Again, don't feed them, don't bother them, stay way from their nests.
..and tastes like chicken deep fried anyway
I trudged through the swamps of Fort Stewart and never had any issues with the gators. They were always chill and didn't mess with you if you didn't mess with them. The wild boar were what truly scared me out there!
I'm in the uk, but I love watching these big old fellas lumbering around Florida, like they own the place....which they DO really! Lol
How do people get on, if they have a dog or cat? Just interested. Thanks
Can you eat them?
My condolences on your choice of schools. Go 'Noles! :)
Well done Ozzy Man for the money you raised, your heart is more massive than that massive gator. Massive respect for raising that massive amount, it will help many families!
I love how they just walk out into the middle of a road or somewhere equally inconvenient, and just park themselves there. They're like cats.
You really should do a documentary on Florida Man. Even the alligators aren't as crazy as us Florida Men.
Bruh I was playing at Kiawah Island and I didn't even notice there was a 6 foot alligator about 10 feet from me and my ball. When I realized it was there, I most definitely shit my pants.
I've been living in Florida for almost 40 years and Yes Gators do stop traffic now and then , but the most common thing is gators in people's swimming pools , besides on the golf courses where you'll find a gator somewhere during your round most likely.
I think that first gator is "Big Larry" he lives in the "Villages" area in Sumpter county! Hes a beast!
I never noticed how pretty Ozzy Man's eyes are
Everyone gangsta til the gator starts playing golf.
_vomits_
@Dinglett why does that sound like summer camp but near a swamp
Thank you for supporting a great cause! I will help everytime I can!
Those Alligators are very brave getting that close to those Floridian Humans.
I love Chubbs, he's awesome and never bothers anyone..I'm so relieved that everyone in the community is invested in protecting him..I live in the area and am an animal lover, and conservationist, so I know you dnt see these giants very often (in my area). Not to mention the record for the biggest gator is 15' 9" (in Alabama) so Chubbs could beat that if he's left alone. It's really refreshing that the community supports him❤
So, that giant is a regular on a certain course?
Dude we giants like that all the time in Louisiana and Arkansas. What are talking about.
@@indyjones3287 yes
Yeah , great ....until it grabs a kid .
@@uglydog311 they only hostile when something invades there territory. So long as the kid stays back it's fine, otherwise Darwin.
I see ozzy man's video notification "super speed activated"
You’re legitimately the only CZcamsr that can consistently make me laugh. You don’t miss a beat ozzy man
As an Aussie expat living in Central Florida I can tell you OzzyMan, Sandhill Cranes stopping traffic is a real thing. Good call brother!
Just asking, is Florida like the US version of Australia
0:30 *There's* *a* *midsize* *American* *for* *scale*
yeah no that's definitely the lightweight edition
We've come to that point when putting Florida in the name pretty much explains and describes the craziness behind whatever you're describing.
Flora Bama Shore SNL ‼️®™️ 😂😂😂
I work around wild gators a lot everyday in CentralFlorida. If they come to you, they've been fed and/or hungry. Most of them run away.
I live in FL and I see them all the time. They are actually pretty chill. Just have to be careful when walking your dog near canals.
I know how to tell the difference with alligators and crocodiles...
just tell them you'll be back in a minute,
if they say "see you later" it's an alligator, and "see you in a while" is a crocodile...
They climb fences to get into your pool. I've seen it!
It’s Larry the Alligator on the golf course. He was relocated to Gator Land in Kissimmee. The second one crossing the path at lake Hancock in bartow Florida. Actually saw him last spring
how fun is it to get to play Santa and donate thousands upon thousands to deserving charities? you're an absolute legend!
The fact these Alligators live in Florida, makes them dodgier than any creature down under!!!
I call b*******, down under animals are pretty f****** scary
@@roberttownsend2291 scarier yes, dodgier no…
That's a Bold statement my friend.
IDK, Queensland is basically the Florida of the South Pacific
@@porsche911sbs were you born on 12 Jan 1992?
Honestly OzzyMan, you're a diamond of a human living amongst rocks, keep on shining and doing you mate❤ love from the UK
@@iren9690 who even are you, take this down just wtf
@@TheUnlikelyBaker369 reported.
@@NatandGeorge thankyou so much, ive reported it too but it hasn't been taken down so disrespectful considerimg the content of the video
You are not just as funny af, you've got a good heart/soul. Thanks for your content.😊
Another great vid mate, thanks Ozzy Man!
That big gator on the golf course looks like he had a run in with a boat prop on his elbow.
It's simple the gator's trying to be a human like us.
So, first monkeys turn into humans, and now gators?!
Raised in Florida. This is spot on. We would be late to school because an alligator would block the school bus.
Floridian here. They’re the most chill creatures here and if they’re on a golf course you just walk around them, they don’t care
Man I was playing golf in Wyndham, WA some 25 years ago I hit the ball into some reeds where there was a little pond of some sort, there was a croc in the reeds. As you say in Australia, yeah nah I wasn't having any of that and that was the end of the game for me.
@@SusanKay- I didn't suddenly want anything to do with the game, I went to the club house and had a smoke instead. Unfortunately for the environment that ball is still there to this day probably.
Grandpa was having WWII flash backs lol
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Well done mate for doing an amazing job, much love from England, great vid as always too
Thank you Ozzy Man for the laughs!🇨🇦😊
I get stuck behind sandhill cranes all the time. More than gators for sure
At least when they've got the babies it's super adorable : )
The face/dome greeting is the best
Cheers mate for the call out for helping and the alligators look freaking huge compaired to Australian crocs
I love all the billy Madison pun's 😂
Last time i was in Florida some alligator was at the toll station, with that I knew humans were no longer the dominant species in this planet
Was it collecting fees?
I lived in Wilmington, North Carolina/Carolina Beach, NC (about an hour drive from Myrtle Beach South Carolina) and we had gators there too! Me and the misus took our niece To a place called Greenfield Park, which had a huge lake in it, but there were signs everywhere warning "NO SWIMMING"/"DANGER: ALLIGATORS", and gators there were... Anyhow, we had our infant neice there, in a stroller, and our pet bearded dragon (an Aussie lizard!), with us, so she could get some sun... Anyhow, while seeing gators there was not uncommon, they were generally a little smaller than the Florida one's, though our climate was not that much different than Florida... still, we are further from the equator, so There is some difference in climate, but I digress. On this particular day, there was a big, fat, Florida-sized, 16' foot (6-7 meters?) gator sitting on the shore of the lake, right by the kids playground area, where a bunch of 'bogans' (to borrow an Aussie term) were allowing there young children to get within a few feet/1-2 meters from these surprisingly fast killers... in fact, I, a "city-slicker" from Chicago, had to kindly warn these parents, that it's only a matter of time that this decievingly "slow-moving" gator, locks it's eyes onto one of theses young'uns, standing right in front of it, and immediately switches to lightening-speed mode...snaps it's jaws on to one of these youngsters, before retreating to the water an going into a barrel-roll, as they do with their prey, to disorient, and likely drown them, before eating them, and once that happens, there is not much of anything you can do but watch in horror. Thankfully most of the parents listened to me... I'm guessing that, like myself, most of these parents were probably originally from up north, where we don't have alligators walking the streets... people who grew up in the Southeast United States KNOW how deadly and cunning these creatures can be!
Thank you. Seriously. Well done.
Great man ozzy may he continue to bless you.
I literally live down the street from the video with the cranes. Those things fuck traffic up all the time as well. They're a protected/threatened species though so people leave them alone.
Cranes are kind of terrifying I've decided. Once they are taller than waist level its like a dinosaur with a knife attached to its face.
They are amazing! What a wingspan!
@@aina3387
As a parrot owner I can conform that you are spot on 100%. (Owning a bird is like having a two year old flying psychopath with a pair of very sharp scissors and a screaming volume compared to a truck horn.) 🥴
@@NickanM lol yep. I had parrot and whenever I would play videogames with my friends, she would get jealous and throw a temper tantrum with that screeching blowing everybody's eardrums out.
Can u believe Canadian Geese are a protected species as well? They are pooping gift turds everywhere in North America!
Damn I love the alligators. They have so much personality for an overgrown swamp iguana
Seeing the gators puttering around the green is awesome!
Ozzy Man I miss you clips, God Bless You and You Family Buddy
As a Florida man myself, I can say that I have definitely had to wait for an alligator to cross the road before
#swampProblems. lol. We've all been there : )
1:58.
Alligators and those specific cranes actually are a pretty common reason for traffic. There have been tons of times where I had to come to a stop because a family of those cranes were casually crossing the road like they fucking owned the place.
I actually recognize that lake, too. I live near that area.
@@SusanKay- Naw, they're not so bad. Don't mess with them, and they won't mess with you. But uh, do have situational awareness during mating season lol.
@@SusanKay- it does seem that, while they're less aggressive than crocs, they also just invade our spaces anywhere they damn well please (the golf courses, your apartment complex's pond, your backyard). While I feel like crocs stick to their rivers/inlets
Man your videos are awesome!!
Ozzy, Thanks for your leadership.
Ozzy: "Here's a Florida man..."
Cleeter McFarland:
Let 'er rip tater chip!
My parents live in The Villages. Always a gator around. We sit and watch the gators..lol..at a safe distance!
2:34 "Seriously you guys gotta feed them somethin other than golf balls......." 😂😂😂
You're a legend mate. Hats off!
Gosh OZman, glad to see you still have interwebs and can get word out from prison and all...seeing as zee german gestapo has got OZ land on lockdown allegedly
I've heard that if you post the wrong thing...the gestapo will change it for you. So they have to be real careful.
Most traffic jams in FL are caused by people from other states who are lost, and are driving their mini-vans slow in the left lane because they got lost on their way to Disney World.
Well that and the ridiculous amount of elderly drivers.
Thumbs up for the video always being entertaining and DOUBLE THUMBS up for the big donations you generated for those kids.
To be fair our sand hill cranes in 1:53 are not to be underestimated. They aren't afraid to re arrange your face if you decide to play stupid games with them.
Great cancer campaign! You're a legend. I also love how your hair is on the coat rack behind you haha
That was a "hoof-hearted" attack by the horse .
You're an amazing person and I greatly respect you
This mans videos make my day bro
At 0:43, that gator is at not on a golf course but at Circle B preserve in Lakeland, FL….about 15 minutes from my house. He’s well known in the area and just kind of meanders around doing his thing. Awesome to see my city in an Aussie man review without it being for some crazy Fl man!
Wow! I just can't imagine that!
Incredible creatures! Sooo ancient!
the alligator resting on the crossing had to make a statement, "you may build roads on my land, it is still my land"
And also mmmmmm waaarrrrrm
"You may take away our marshland, but you'll never take away our nap time!"
William "Gator" Wallace
Thank you for what you do Sir
Keep up the positive content dude. Cheers
Most OP build in history, cheesing the watering hole...
Im actually gobsmacked that u only have 5 million subs even though you have been producing great content for many years.. why aint everyone hitting subscribe..
You are awesome, man! Didn't get a shirt, only donated. Take care and stay safe!
Loved the reference to Shooter