In Argentina, every derby is a Clásico but Boca vs River is the Super Clásico since they're the biggest clubs with the biggest fanbase. If you want tickets for that game (or any clásico in Argentina) you should reach out to someone to get in because they end up being sold out to club members. You will definitely get in, and people will know who you are. Every kid from the 2000s watched the Premier and you were putting on an incredible show at that time. Everyone in Argentina has fond memories of Peter 'The Thoothpick' Crouch. PS: After watching like 15 episodes I still don't know what 'parchy' means. Sometimes I think I get it but then nah.
Retirement : Chris: I broke my ankle on the way to work 4 years ago (aged 37) and believe it or not had to walk 3 miles on a broken ankle, and I did not even get it checked at hospital, so that should indicate my ankle is not the best, and I smoke 10- 20 a day, and I just started playing again about 2 months ago, age 41. I dont wanna hear no "chub rub" excuses. Retirement? you what love? If I can so can you. Not gonna lie the first 3 games were hard work, and I still struggle for the first 20 mins each game still (that's a smoking thing, takes a while for my lungs to open up fully) but I am for sure getting fitter and all my tricks and flair has come back. I don't wanna hear no retirement talk. Maybe I'm just a crazy bastard lool (I am a crazy bastard for sure) but get back out there you got years left in you, its yourself holding yourself back mate, get out there again and you will thank yourself for doing so. I was so scared about my ankle and how it would hold up, it's been fine. I had problems with the other leg because my left calf had wasted so much from lack of exercise but I have sorted that out with simple daily exercises and that's back to full strength. You can do it lad!!!
@@StatmanDave nothing wrong with it chief. Just my opinion on this particular episode, didn’t think it about the Niall one or the Eddie Hearn podcasts, thought you were a good contributor. I actually like you as a contributor and statistician
I really like statman dave and i think he is great on bbc radio. however i dont hink he suits this podcast, i think it is poor management not to get the best out of him, chief among which i think the recruitment was poor. As I said, I think Dave is brill, he just doesn't suit this podcast through no fault of his own.
I have never understood the no having a pint at the football in the UK. You go to any other European country and go to football there and you can drink pints in the stand. Top flight football in Germany, Spain etc its all allowed. It just seems to be in the UK only. I understand the football hooliganism aspect and people getting drunk but even limit it to 2 or 3 pints a game and then at least you can still have a pint while watching your team.
It's a special British problem, we've not seen it for a while because of the ban, but if someone sees live football while having a pint in the UK they instantly have to chin the next person they see.
@@rustygiannis3173 mate I have seen people drink beers in stadiums around Europe. I went to Germany with my friends a few years ago and went to a Hertha game and we drank pints in the stadium while watching the match so I’m not talking out my arse.
You see it at the euros and World Cup, fans going mental when they score, you’d be absolutely trenched if your team were any good. As a Birmingham City fan, I’m happy to just have a pint in the concourse (don’t have to watch some of the rubbish we serve up then)
What perfect timing to log on CZcams, grab a sausage sandwich and listen to the pod. Cheers lads
WHAT A COMBO
great laugh as always lads
As a Villa fan the derby with Bham City is a firestorm!😂
Pelescope!! Sorted 😂😂😂
Well it’s now confirmed that Crouchy was being quite parchy with Orlando Bloom and his sausage at the urinal.
Sausages*
Great episode boys, makes my drive home easy to laugh along to. Keep it up. PANCAKE!
It was the Carling cup Crouchy scored against us in. Statman Dave .. poor stats son.
I honestly love this pod so much even if crouchy played for spurs
In Argentina, every derby is a Clásico but Boca vs River is the Super Clásico since they're the biggest clubs with the biggest fanbase. If you want tickets for that game (or any clásico in Argentina) you should reach out to someone to get in because they end up being sold out to club members.
You will definitely get in, and people will know who you are. Every kid from the 2000s watched the Premier and you were putting on an incredible show at that time. Everyone in Argentina has fond memories of Peter 'The Thoothpick' Crouch.
PS: After watching like 15 episodes I still don't know what 'parchy' means. Sometimes I think I get it but then nah.
Get your mate on the go pro. Mascot go pro!
Get yourselves over to Northern Ireland for Glentoran v Linfield sometime, Belclassico on Boxing Day is a banger
I feel your pain and suffering with the old chub rub… it’s a right bastard 😂😂
Ivan Periscopic
What a blinding way to start a day..non parched
Retirement : Chris:
I broke my ankle on the way to work 4 years ago (aged 37) and believe it or not had to walk 3 miles on a broken ankle, and I did not even get it checked at hospital, so that should indicate my ankle is not the best, and I smoke 10- 20 a day, and I just started playing again about 2 months ago, age 41.
I dont wanna hear no "chub rub" excuses.
Retirement? you what love? If I can so can you.
Not gonna lie the first 3 games were hard work, and I still struggle for the first 20 mins each game still (that's a smoking thing, takes a while for my lungs to open up fully) but I am for sure getting fitter and all my tricks and flair has come back. I don't wanna hear no retirement talk.
Maybe I'm just a crazy bastard lool (I am a crazy bastard for sure) but get back out there you got years left in you, its yourself holding yourself back mate, get out there again and you will thank yourself for doing so. I was so scared about my ankle and how it would hold up, it's been fine. I had problems with the other leg because my left calf had wasted so much from lack of exercise but I have sorted that out with simple daily exercises and that's back to full strength. You can do it lad!!!
I love Dave but I feel like he just contributes a lot of loud laughing in this one
Your comment contributes fuck all to this thread, still love you though
Hate him. Can't listen to this podcast anymore because of his stupid laugh
I do enjoy laughing Daniel. Maybe I should tone it down?
@@StatmanDave nothing wrong with it chief. Just my opinion on this particular episode, didn’t think it about the Niall one or the Eddie Hearn podcasts, thought you were a good contributor. I actually like you as a contributor and statistician
Stevie G was a Everton fan aswell as a kid
What is lighthousery at 38.29!? is that when you flash a light in a players eyes?
Birmingham Villa is a fierce derby! Blues fans have always been a proper firm
The zulus
Finishing football. Uggggh. Hard
Is it possible to lower the volume of the guy on the right or something whenever he laughs my ears bleed a little bit
Statman Dave has an average volume of 70db which goes up to 100db in the laughing phase which is the highest on the podcast
Get over it
Chris needs to switch to being a VillaReal supporter with his periscope...
Who put the batteries in Statman Dave for this one...
ITS JUST COFFEE I SWEAR!!!
Step one boxers are the perfect solution to chub rub, check them out
Funnily enough I emailed him the exact same advice!
Chris - do not retire from Football because of chub rub. There is an unbelievable cure. Talcum powder. Thank me later.
Chris needs to leave his shinpads in the center circle at full time when the day comes
Chris, use a tight biker pant as underwear, they go half thigh and prevent the rubbing
I really like statman dave and i think he is great on bbc radio. however i dont hink he suits this podcast, i think it is poor management not to get the best out of him, chief among which i think the recruitment was poor. As I said, I think Dave is brill, he just doesn't suit this podcast through no fault of his own.
That’s what I’ve been thinking. Don’t judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree.
What do I need to do more of Andy?
@@StatmanDave Relax. No one can do anything to the best of their ability, unless they relax.
@@andy9735 Can you come give me a hug before the next recording? 🥺 Sound advice mate. Will get the whale music on before the next record.
@@StatmanDave haha nice one, good luck to you. Wish you all the best.
Love the pod, but the statman's forced fake laugh in the microphone at everything Pete says is getting annoying
Get rid of Dave, podcast would be so much better without him squealing every 3 minutes
Blues vs Villa is literally the greatest derby in England, no ifs, no buts
Only one mayonnaise to have, Hellman’s!!
Crosse & Blackwell.
Mayo derby impending
Make your own no hard
I have never understood the no having a pint at the football in the UK. You go to any other European country and go to football there and you can drink pints in the stand. Top flight football in Germany, Spain etc its all allowed. It just seems to be in the UK only. I understand the football hooliganism aspect and people getting drunk but even limit it to 2 or 3 pints a game and then at least you can still have a pint while watching your team.
Can't drink in the stands in Spain or France. Talking out your arse. Not even sold in the stadiums.
It's a special British problem, we've not seen it for a while because of the ban, but if someone sees live football while having a pint in the UK they instantly have to chin the next person they see.
@@rustygiannis3173 mate I have seen people drink beers in stadiums around Europe. I went to Germany with my friends a few years ago and went to a Hertha game and we drank pints in the stadium while watching the match so I’m not talking out my arse.
@@rustygiannis3173 I might be wrong when it comes to Spain and drinking in stadiums there but I know in Germany and other countries it is allowed :)
You see it at the euros and World Cup, fans going mental when they score, you’d be absolutely trenched if your team were any good. As a Birmingham City fan, I’m happy to just have a pint in the concourse (don’t have to watch some of the rubbish we serve up then)
First.
Well done mate
@@Lajm92 cheers buddy nice one
Ivan Periscope