When I was a preschooler my grandfather held me down and let his guard gander attack me, in the groin. My sympathy, my man. Devil-flapper with feet, indeed.
My mom used to say she wasn't worried about me being kidnapped because after a few minutes with me and they would be begging her to take me back. Lmao Bahahaha
I was about 7-8 yrs old and had this happen to me. Wasn't a fun memory but another time my brother ran towards one and scared the shit right out of it while it ran away into a fly and still had shit coming out. Was sad, yet funny at the same time lol
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Devil Flappers!!! Lmao!!! I am 39 years old and am NOT ASHAMED to say that I am TERRIFIED of THEM!!! We had a farm across the street from our house when I was a child and my Mom took us to feed the horses. There happened to be geese there and one attacked me, attached itself to my ass and as I tried to run away the goose ran with me! So if you could picture this… a 7 year old girl running around a farm, with a goose attached to their ass, screaming like a maniac while her MOTHER is LAUGHING her ass off watching the whole damn thing!!!! TRAUMATIZING!!!! Lmao!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
We had a rooster with an attitude years ago, at my Grandma Young's house. My dad and uncle, who are Grandma Young's sons, are like night and day: Dad was used to farming and taking care of the animals and Uncle Buck was a city man. Dad and Uncle Buck go over to Grandma Young's house and Buck said he wanted to check something, so Dad went on inside. He was talking to Grandma Young, when he heard Uncle Buck desperately calling for Dad. Dad was afraid Buck had gotten hurt, so he went running outside as fast as possible. Uncle Buck continued to holler for Dad and Dad followed the sound of Buck's voice. Uncle Buck was underneath the half-shed standing on the foot of the tractor, in a pair of loafers, khaki pants, and an expensive collared shirt. Dad asked Uncle Buck what was wrong? Uncle Buck said, "That s.o.b attacked me!" Dad said, "Who?" Uncle Buck pointed to the rooster, who was standing calmly by Dad. Dad said, "Buck, I told you: all you have to do is punt him once and he won't mess with you again." Dad looked down at the rooster and said, "Come on @$$ hole; let's go." Dad started walking back towards Grandma Young's house and the rooster followed him. Uncle Buck climbed down off the tractor and started walking towards Grandma Young's house as well. The rooster sees Uncle Buck and takes off running after him. Uncle Buck turns and started running back for the tractor. Dad turned and yelled, "Buck!" Then he ran over, got between Uncle Buck and the rooster, and kicked the rooster backwards, like it was a football. The rooster landed and calmly walked off. Dad turned to Uncle Buck and said, "Just punt him! That's all ya gotta do!" And Dad started walking towards Grandma Young's house again, shaking his head! 😆
OmG we had a mean ass rooster too!! His name was "Dat." When entering our fence, the inside was lined with large sticks. We would grab one upon entering because Dat charged everyone. One time, my sister in law came to pick up my nephew and when my nephew got close, she squated down to hug/catch his run. Dat came out of nowhere and started attacking her face. I started dying laughing because I despised my sister in law 🤣 my brother hit him off and Dat started running around the yard. My brother threw a chair at him and chased him for at least 5 minutes. In the midst of chase, my brother picked up a jump rope and started to whip it around, never hitting Dat. We punted him all the time, he'd STILL come at you. Our 2 pit bulls and Australian Shepherd were terrified of him. He was a total ass until the day the devil took him home.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i had to watch this more than once. I neariy choked on my taco dinner. "Mr. Goose, Mrs. Goose. I swear he wanted me to call him daddy.!!! That comment literally made me laugh out loud. And then he did the goose scream. That just made the whole thing even more hilarious. Thank you for sharing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 I thought it was 2 humans at first! Those BIRDS, totally disrespectful Eye Contact?? 🤣🥰 He was letting you know you were in his space.. THE OUTDOORS
I get into a goose fight at least once a week at my job. One tried to swipe my ID card and one was reaching for my lunchbox. All because I said "Good Morning, Nature!" on a Monday morning.
This guy is always freaking hilarious! I actually have a lot of respect for geese they are insanely brave and protective of whatever they consider to be theirs. Wether it’s their territory, their mate, their nest, or their young. They really deserve respect. What’s funny is, they really can’t do much more than cause some superficial scratches and blood blisters. Unless of course, you have the misfortune of being in deep water. In that case, they may just drown your a**. 😂🤣
Me too, they are better parents than most humans, I love geese, they’re my favorite animals. You definitely don’t want to piss them off during nesting season when they’re defending their territory or their loved ones. I don’t think a goose can drown a person but a Swan definitely can, a man in Chicago was knocked out of his kayak by an angry swan that was defending it’s territory, he tried to get away but the swan continued to attack him until he drowned to death. I have never heard of anything like that with geese though.
That's a compliment to all comedians that means they're making you laugh so hard your body didn't know what to do. They're making you laugh so hard your body malfunctioned and inhaled and exhaled at the same time and took a screenshot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😅ROFLMAO I'm literally laughing my ass off I don't know what made me laugh more if it was you wailing right now or you having that stand off towards the end with the goose and the goose saying ..." don't start s*** that you can't finish!!!" roflmao oh my God you are way too funny... thank you so much for keeping us laughing😂😅
He waddled away cause he showed you whose boss. Just taught this to my 4 year old granddaughter- with our rooster- keep your head on a swivel and boot up to his chest- he's always gonna protect his flock- but now he knows you're the boss.
Frigging hilarious! That goose didn't have to tell you to assume the position because you was already headed for the hood of your truck. As always I'm laughing my ass off. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Bruh, you are so damn funny. Thank you for making sure that I get your videos. If you have old videos? , can you put them on again? I absolutely love you and your stories. 😂😂😂😂❤❤
“Mama didn’t raise no bitch”
High pitched goose terror scream
Don't tell Scoot that. Her response might be painful.. LOLOL. This family is full of lol. You can just tell.
@@suzannenichols6900Scoot sent them.
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Geese are full of disrespect. They wake up everyday, and choose violence.
Yep, they ALWAYS choose violence 🤣🤣🤣
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Lol and they're Canada geese ... hmmn
LMAO!
Facts 🤣
I am hollering 🤣. The goose looked like he wanted him to call him, Daddy. That was good.
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True. Excellent...😅
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This ended me....I missed the rest of the video cause I was laughing so hard
HOLLERING 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂Mr. Goose ,Mrs . Goose
How many of you, love it when he screams like a 12 year old girl? It makes me laugh out loud.
Eh, kinda getting predictable really.
OMG it's hilarious 😂
Ya it's the best lol
I do he cracks me up
I love it😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣the scream!!🤣🤣🤣🤣Don't tell Scoot! She'll call you a punk!!🤣🤣
And probably invite the goose over for a play date.😂😂😂😂
Baaaahahaha 💀🤣😭 facts 🤷🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Free scoot free scoot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right
... she already does! 🤭😆
That goose said “that’s what I thought punk”!!!!😂😂😂 Stop making me laugh so hard in public. Your videos are hilarious!
These Canadian geese are compensating for the kindness and politeness of the Canadian humans
That goose been hanging out with scoot 😂
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He said it look like it wanted him to call him daddy !!😅😅😅😅 I'm done 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@@janetkemp1855 242 in da buildingggg! 😁
That's what I said.. 😂
Geese are the barn yard guards for a reason! THEY’RE MEAN!!!!! Poor Eudy!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The goose lords are not to be messed with. Glad you survived
Goose: "Don't be starting no fights you can't finish"
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Scoot should’ve been with you. She would’ve put those geese in their place.
How's chalk zone doing.
@@truck-kun941 that cartoon didn’t run long enough if you ask me. It was a great show. I have the complete series DVD.
@@DoubleM-hf6ih very underrated gem.
@@DoubleM-hf6ih yes! I love that show
LOL YEP
When I was a preschooler my grandfather held me down and let his guard gander attack me, in the groin. My sympathy, my man. Devil-flapper with feet, indeed.
I hope u never visited ur evil grandfather when he ended up in the nursing home
I just pray every day I find a husband like this man
Me too. Hes hilarious
Told my parents when I was younger "If I get kidnapped and they kill me rest assured I talked shit to the bitter end."
Your comment wins the internet
Felt! 🤘
Me too. I won't be easy lol
❤ lol😅😂
My mom used to say she wasn't worried about me being kidnapped because after a few minutes with me and they would be begging her to take me back. Lmao Bahahaha
Don't mess with geese. They're hard-core.
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I felt the same way about my grandmother's geese
Mr Goose & Mrs Goose 😂😂 See this is why Eudy have me cracking up 😂😂
My mama didn’t raise no bitch either but I’m pretty sure I would’ve said “I’m sorry daddy!” 🤣🤣🤣
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She didn’t raise no quitter but she definitely raised a fool
I would’ve been throwing hands. It’s fight night in this joint.
Funny
I'm crying. This happens to me too. I call them gangsta geese
Now I just think of a png of a goose with a bandanna, a massive chain and a glock
my mom had a goose and it tried to attack me, it was delicious.
😂 I call mine “The Gestapo” and if they don’t behave they’ll become dinner.
@@jackmaher5606Gangsters a little ways back didn’t rock all that…they probably looked more like you. Lol
😂😂😂 “ Mr. Goose 🪿 Mrs. Goose 🪿” took me out. You being polite and he still attacked you.
Them geese ain't no joke boy 😭😭😭
"It looked like he wanted me to call him daddy" 😂😂😂
This!!!! I was dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“I could feel the bird tryna fly up my ass “🤣
When he said I don't wanna make no eye contact ,😂😂😂😂 I was screaming
Officer Eudy, please stop trying the Geese because they always want smoke!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 You have me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Punked by a goose....it's happened to the best of us 🤣🤣🤣
Geese and turkeys! 😂😂😂
I was about 7-8 yrs old and had this happen to me. Wasn't a fun memory but another time my brother ran towards one and scared the shit right out of it while it ran away into a fly and still had shit coming out. Was sad, yet funny at the same time lol
No the cobra chicken are the best of us
Me - turkeys with attitude! Accosted me while I was in the car! I just said that they were too slow crossing the street- that is all.. dang.
@@dgexpressllc7450 Turkeys don't take no shit! 😆 You don't even need to make eye contact.
You’ll never see a Canadian fool around with a goose cause we know how mean they are.
True Fact!
Lol.
This goose was the "talk sh*t" police!
I've watched this more then 10 times just to hear him scream 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mama didnt raise no bitch, so I took off runnin"
This one is my favorite ! 🤣🤣🤣
" I can feel the bird trying to fly up my ass"" and " devil flapper with feet" I watched like 40 times
This is my favorite story. I can't stop laughing 🤣
Hollering over here!! 😂 Thanks for make people laugh in this enduring time!❤
I have literally laughed out loud af EVERY SINGLE DAMN VIDEO. How?!
Me too😂🤣😂🤣
Oh me too. I needed it too 😂
Same 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Devil Flappers!!! Lmao!!! I am 39 years old and am NOT ASHAMED to say that I am TERRIFIED of THEM!!! We had a farm across the street from our house when I was a child and my Mom took us to feed the horses. There happened to be geese there and one attacked me, attached itself to my ass and as I tried to run away the goose ran with me! So if you could picture this… a 7 year old girl running around a farm, with a goose attached to their ass, screaming like a maniac while her MOTHER is LAUGHING her ass off watching the whole damn thing!!!! TRAUMATIZING!!!! Lmao!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Wow! It's NOT all about Scooter! Love it!
OMG laughing my ass off. Keep your amazing videos coming!! This world needs more laughter! ❤❤❤❤
"I could feel the bird tryna fly up my ass" lmmfaoooo 🤣😂🤣😂 the geese are a fierce creature 😂🤣😂🤣
Lol
🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣The goose was probably like, "we could do this the easy way or the hard way... Is your choice"🤣🤣🤣😭⚰️
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love your sense of humor. Oh my God I love to hang out with guys like you so straightforward and so funny.❤❤❤❤❤😂😂
I’ve worked at several business parks that had ponds that geese took over. I had to run the gauntlet from my car to the door at least once a week.
We had a rooster with an attitude years ago, at my Grandma Young's house.
My dad and uncle, who are Grandma Young's sons, are like night and day:
Dad was used to farming and taking care of the animals and Uncle Buck was a city man.
Dad and Uncle Buck go over to Grandma Young's house and Buck said he wanted to check something, so Dad went on inside.
He was talking to Grandma Young, when he heard Uncle Buck desperately calling for Dad.
Dad was afraid Buck had gotten hurt, so he went running outside as fast as possible.
Uncle Buck continued to holler for Dad and Dad followed the sound of Buck's voice.
Uncle Buck was underneath the half-shed standing on the foot of the tractor, in a pair of loafers, khaki pants, and an expensive collared shirt.
Dad asked Uncle Buck what was wrong?
Uncle Buck said, "That s.o.b attacked me!"
Dad said, "Who?"
Uncle Buck pointed to the rooster, who was standing calmly by Dad.
Dad said, "Buck, I told you: all you have to do is punt him once and he won't mess with you again."
Dad looked down at the rooster and said, "Come on @$$ hole; let's go."
Dad started walking back towards Grandma Young's house and the rooster followed him.
Uncle Buck climbed down off the tractor and started walking towards Grandma Young's house as well.
The rooster sees Uncle Buck and takes off running after him. Uncle Buck turns and started running back for the tractor.
Dad turned and yelled, "Buck!"
Then he ran over, got between Uncle Buck and the rooster, and kicked the rooster backwards, like it was a football.
The rooster landed and calmly walked off.
Dad turned to Uncle Buck and said, "Just punt him! That's all ya gotta do!"
And Dad started walking towards Grandma Young's house again, shaking his head! 😆
🤣🤣🤣 Just punt him.
OmG we had a mean ass rooster too!! His name was "Dat." When entering our fence, the inside was lined with large sticks. We would grab one upon entering because Dat charged everyone. One time, my sister in law came to pick up my nephew and when my nephew got close, she squated down to hug/catch his run. Dat came out of nowhere and started attacking her face. I started dying laughing because I despised my sister in law 🤣 my brother hit him off and Dat started running around the yard. My brother threw a chair at him and chased him for at least 5 minutes. In the midst of chase, my brother picked up a jump rope and started to whip it around, never hitting Dat. We punted him all the time, he'd STILL come at you. Our 2 pit bulls and Australian Shepherd were terrified of him. He was a total ass until the day the devil took him home.
This...needs to be a Babylon Bee skit.
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Geese will forever be known as "Devil Flappers with Feet" 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I LOVE the way you talk, you being so Serious got me!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Omg !!!! On the floor 🤣 LOL 😆 😂 🤣 my side hurts.
This guy has become my favorite comedian. His stories are just pure fun.
I swear you never fail to crack me up! 😆 🤣 😂
Call him daddy!!!! Im dead
@Sharie Palmer I love Officer Eudy! Lmao at every story he tells! I was like Scoot when I was a kid.
You too 🤣🤣🤣
Man when I need a laugh and when I didn't even know I needed one, You're it baby. You should have a real gig hun. Ty 💋 😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i had to watch this more than once. I neariy choked on my taco dinner. "Mr. Goose, Mrs. Goose. I swear he wanted me to call him daddy.!!! That comment literally made me laugh out loud. And then he did the goose scream. That just made the whole thing even more hilarious. Thank you for sharing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Devil flappers and Cobra chickens - love it! Y’all don’t mess with geese.
Imagine the story the Geese are telling about how they punked you 😂🤣
@Nicole Lugo
Now that's funny🤣🤣🤣
ITS THAT " MANLY YELL" FOR ME 🤣🤣💙🤣🤣
The belly pain. I laughed so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂🤭I’m so done. I don’t know why the hell I found your short when I finally got sleepy because you woke me the hell up.
It just happened to me at 3:00 AM. 🙄 😔 @ 3:00 AM, I should have known better. 😌
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That goose will always greet you and make you flinch.
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I thought it was 2 humans at first! Those BIRDS, totally disrespectful
Eye Contact?? 🤣🥰
He was letting you know you were in his space.. THE OUTDOORS
Waddles his little ass away 😂😂😂
I get into a goose fight at least once a week at my job. One tried to swipe my ID card and one was reaching for my lunchbox.
All because I said "Good Morning, Nature!" on a Monday morning.
Damn 💀🤣
This guy is always freaking hilarious! I actually have a lot of respect for geese they are insanely brave and protective of whatever they consider to be theirs. Wether it’s their territory, their mate, their nest, or their young. They really deserve respect. What’s funny is, they really can’t do much more than cause some superficial scratches and blood blisters. Unless of course, you have the misfortune of being in deep water. In that case, they may just drown your a**. 😂🤣
Me too, they are better parents than most humans, I love geese, they’re my favorite animals. You definitely don’t want to piss them off during nesting season when they’re defending their territory or their loved ones. I don’t think a goose can drown a person but a Swan definitely can, a man in Chicago was knocked out of his kayak by an angry swan that was defending it’s territory, he tried to get away but the swan continued to attack him until he drowned to death. I have never heard of anything like that with geese though.
That goose touched your soul😂😂😂❤❤❤ I don’t play with no words they disrespectful this shit on you. When your car and everything.
"Momma didn't raise no bitch". LMMFAO!🤣🤣🤣
This made my day. I can only imagine the scene in the parking lot. Lol. I snort laughed throughout this entire video.
That's a compliment to all comedians that means they're making you laugh so hard your body didn't know what to do. They're making you laugh so hard your body malfunctioned and inhaled and exhaled at the same time and took a screenshot 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Canadians are so polite because they channel all their hate and malice into their geese.
THE BEST COMMENT HERE! You're on to a great conspiracy theory here😂😂😂😂😂❤
Tell Scoot, she’ll get them for yah!
You need to get into acting with all of that passion and timing!😂
Bro you hilarious 😂😂😂😂that scream got me
Dude, you are freaking insane 😂😂😂😂. You should do comedy clubs! You are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣❤️
You're fckng hilarious... that scream 😂😂😂
😂😅ROFLMAO I'm literally laughing my ass off
I don't know what made me laugh more if it was you wailing right now or you having that stand off towards the end with the goose and the goose saying ..." don't start s*** that you can't finish!!!"
roflmao oh my God you are way too funny... thank you so much for keeping us laughing😂😅
He waddled away cause he showed you whose boss. Just taught this to my 4 year old granddaughter- with our rooster- keep your head on a swivel and boot up to his chest- he's always gonna protect his flock- but now he knows you're the boss.
Scoot would have handled that situation... wait where was Scoot? I'm thinking this was a set up. 🤣🤣🤣
"Mr. Goose, Mrs. Goose" 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂...it's the cobra chicken for me...lmaooooo
Thank you. I found out today that my best friend died , and I needed a laugh. That was damn funny, geese are gnarly! “No eye contact.” 😹
Sorry for your loss
You will be blessed.
So sorry for your loss. My Thoughts and prayers with you 🙏 ❤
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Frigging hilarious! That goose didn't have to tell you to assume the position because you was already headed for the hood of your truck. As always I'm laughing my ass off. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Dude you are so awsome!! Your story telling is awsome...you can even picture the story your telling!!!!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
😂😂😂"...just turns and waddles his little ass away." 🤣
Bro has PTSD now 😂
🤣🤣 I got bit in the rear by a goose when I was a kid and hell yes, I avoid those poop machines 🤣🤣
Omg you are so frickin hilarious 😂😂. I love you're videos you have to be a hoot to have as a friend or even the entertainment at a party.🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻
Dude is absolutely hilarious 😂😆. I love his videos.
"It looked like he wanted me to call him daddy". LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been missing you and the smiles and laughs you give me. So glad to see you back 🤗❤️🙏🦋
I’m dead 😂😂😂 bird wanted you to call him Daddy 😂😂😂
Bruh, you are so damn funny. Thank you for making sure that I get your videos. If you have old videos? , can you put them on again? I absolutely love you and your stories. 😂😂😂😂❤❤
🤣🤣🤣he said, I thought so😳I even heard him say punk ass human😁🤦🏾♀️
Officer Eudy you is "ignant"....I am on the floor!!!🤣🤣🤣
Your videos make my day, laughter for hours 😂
"DADDY" 😂😆😄😅
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“It looked like he wanted me to call him, ‘Daddy!’ “ 😂🤦♂️😂
You ain't been that scared since the clown right 😂
LOL..😂😂😂
My thoughts exactly!!!! I was thinking of posting this. You beat me 😁😁
I don’t like clowns. They are super scary, even before “IT” came out!
What 🤡? I haven’t seen that video, please repost!!!!😂
Thanks for reminding me. I almost forgot about the clown🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said he stood there for a minute. I heard the goose say I thought so stay in yo damn lane cuz next time you be callin yo mama...lol
The SCREAM! I'M DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I nearly PEEEEED myself
This is too funny. My stomach is hurting I'm laughing so hard. Thank you
Yep, I’m tearing up from laughing so hard!😂😂😂😂😂‼️‼️
He was just remembering your face... Then he said later and left. I would leave the country...😂
The goose was like "What you wanna do, you feeling froggy, lets jump!!" 😂😂😂