Best Percy Jackson jokes

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  • A compilation of funny Percy Jackson / Heroes of Olympus

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  • @wierdestworldest6079
    @wierdestworldest6079 Před 7 lety +470

    only true percy fans will understand this dam joke.

  • @PANEY69563
    @PANEY69563 Před 8 lety +285

    My favorite part is when leo says " no stupid im a leo, your a percy."

    • @bishreksual6312
      @bishreksual6312 Před 8 lety +4

      +Blazing Blaziken wait....leo's (the zodiac)best compat is sagittarius....im sagittarius.....OMMFFFGFGGG

    • @sama.8509
      @sama.8509 Před 7 lety

      Boxxo Are you Calypso???😮

    • @neogotmywig5770
      @neogotmywig5770 Před 7 lety +5

      jason survived his birthday without a concussion... who threw the brick????

    • @megespinosa1776
      @megespinosa1776 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah haha at 5:13

    • @random6077
      @random6077 Před 4 lety

      Best part of the book

  • @sunnyiesideup7115
    @sunnyiesideup7115 Před 8 lety +317

    Annabeth: well, you literally kissed a frog
    Hazel: and you kissed Percy
    Percy:

  • @lydiasnowfire762
    @lydiasnowfire762 Před 7 lety +138

    0.17 lemmie save your time, it says "percy jackson will never die" -fandom freaks out-

  • @TeamMojamRo
    @TeamMojamRo Před 7 lety +191

    7 dislikes.
    7 Demigods of the Prophecy.

  • @thefandomfish3071
    @thefandomfish3071 Před 7 lety +92

    This is hel-a funny
    *Magnus Chase fans giggling in the distance*

  • @hotmothsummer
    @hotmothsummer Před 8 lety +129

    THEY SEE ME ROMAN, THEY HATIN I'm pretty sure I died right there

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 Před 8 lety +7

      Did you make Eliseum

    • @hotmothsummer
      @hotmothsummer Před 8 lety +2

      +Tess Wosczyna | Lol, I found fanfiction, I'm pretty sure that's Elysium XD

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 Před 8 lety +1

      +Majia DragonWings that's good 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • @mystictiger5381
    @mystictiger5381 Před 8 lety +252

    The two dislikes are Gaea and Octavian.

  • @TheAviator173
    @TheAviator173 Před 8 lety +144

    Me: *looks up from book* Shut up I'm smarter than all of you Annabeth: *high fives*

  • @flawlesskevinfangirl3505
    @flawlesskevinfangirl3505 Před 6 lety +30

    If Percy and annabeth had twins: Percy: let's name her- annabeth : we are not naming her fishella !!!! We already agreed you name the boy I name the girl Percy : fine: his name is ocean. Annabeth: of course now I have two sea weed brains . Her name is maven it mean "wise"
    * later in life *.
    Maven * becomes a swimmer *. Ocean * becomes a professor *

  • @allyssavandi3173
    @allyssavandi3173 Před 9 lety +342

    Wow, no dam jokes?

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid Před 8 lety +5

      THE COW SAYS MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid Před 8 lety +4

      THE COW SAYS MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid Před 8 lety +3

      Wait why is the cow thing on there twice for me

    • @vesqid
      @vesqid Před 8 lety +5

      Oh and one thing said at the bottom how dam

    • @bishreksual6312
      @bishreksual6312 Před 8 lety +1

      +allyssa vandi ;D

  • @yayafrancois9879
    @yayafrancois9879 Před 8 lety +49

    At 2:04, Nico's response: "WHAT THE HADES?! GO TO HADES POSEIDON AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

    • @yayafrancois9879
      @yayafrancois9879 Před 8 lety +1

      2:16= U FORGOT NICO!!!!!!!!!

    • @Subspace_Suitcase
      @Subspace_Suitcase Před 7 lety

      I did do something like that.... still don't regret it..

    • @ArtisticAlly123
      @ArtisticAlly123 Před 4 lety

      YaYa Francois he isn’t apart of the 7 demigods??

    • @m1ckm0rt1f13d_XxX
      @m1ckm0rt1f13d_XxX Před 3 lety

      yea nicos response would be: well- and then percy would scream from the big house “NO DAD IM NOT HIS TYPE!”

  • @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su
    @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su Před 7 lety +42

    Poor Nico, he will never be left alone. I FEEL YOUR PAIN

  • @sabinak2033
    @sabinak2033 Před 8 lety +167

    Does anyone else here say oh my gods instead of oh my God?

    • @michaelhoward1535
      @michaelhoward1535 Před 8 lety +7

      +Moonbeam Lightheart me!! i also say what the Hades!

    • @sabinak2033
      @sabinak2033 Před 8 lety +9

      Ikr?!?! Its become almost instinct

    • @caitlyncarpenter5737
      @caitlyncarpenter5737 Před 8 lety +8

      I say it all the time

    • @thxmxs7200
      @thxmxs7200 Před 8 lety +5

      The reason is they have to say gods because if you say God and you are a Percy Jackson book you ded not big surprise tl;dr it means that they respect all the gods not just 1 in particular

    • @caitlyncarpenter5737
      @caitlyncarpenter5737 Před 8 lety +3

      +Levi Ackerman (Levi'sChillPlace) but they also say holy hades and holy her a and that's signaling out a single god

  • @RionaHenry
    @RionaHenry Před 8 lety +35

    At 2:28, and when you realize that only Earth isn't named after a roman deity.

    • @ofederico2163
      @ofederico2163 Před 8 lety +4

      Gaea in a translation means earth or dirt I think

    • @justanautomaton
      @justanautomaton Před 6 lety +3

      No gaia's roman name is terra

    • @ar5640
      @ar5640 Před 5 lety +3

      O F Gaea is the Greek personification of the Earth.

    • @shanadaddah1998
      @shanadaddah1998 Před 5 lety +2

      The earth is Greek not Roman!

    • @asdfghjklqwerty2662
      @asdfghjklqwerty2662 Před 5 lety +2

      gaea's roman form is terra , terra is in another language that means earth or land

  • @krvted8960
    @krvted8960 Před 5 lety +10

    *thalia electrified percy*
    I didn’t mean to
    *percy splashes a lake on Thalia *
    I didn’t mean to either.

  • @onyx7332
    @onyx7332 Před 5 lety +7

    1:32 you’re all...
    *dead...*
    to Nico...

  • @jaxie2427
    @jaxie2427 Před 5 lety +6

    I did the second one in Google translate, "Will Percy Jackson ever die" and when I switched it it said, "Percy Jackson will never die"
    I have never been more satisfied

  • @riverli746
    @riverli746 Před 7 lety +30

    I LUV THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @karyssariley5001
    @karyssariley5001 Před 7 lety +19

    1:11 The PUNZ

  • @skylermcneely5625
    @skylermcneely5625 Před 7 lety +13

    Ok, am I the only one who kept unintentionally imagining Coach Hedge as Phil from Hercules? Like I didn't mean to, but it kept happening.

  • @ratticustheemperor
    @ratticustheemperor Před 5 lety +6

    0:15
    *Percy Jackson will never die*
    Dam right!!

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 Před 6 lety +6

    The cliffhahger was quite literally...a cliffhanger xd

  • @macymay-byrd9517
    @macymay-byrd9517 Před 7 lety +11

    2:00 is awesome! It has something with Thalia as well. I also love that song!

  • @violetavlachkova6463
    @violetavlachkova6463 Před 5 lety +7

    Girls in my class: Percy Jackson book is boring.
    Me: WTH?!!

  • @ifangirleverything8743
    @ifangirleverything8743 Před 8 lety +103

    i did the thing on 0:15
    IM SCARED NOW
    NOT REALLY

  • @peacemaker9115
    @peacemaker9115 Před 6 lety +8

    Those were some DAM good jokes ;)

  • @rachieebeee
    @rachieebeee Před 7 lety +6

    Anabeth: You literally kissed a frog
    Hazel: and you kissed Percy

  • @whispererickson2720
    @whispererickson2720 Před 8 lety +22

    I can relate to a lot of this but i needed to comment on the picture of 3:30 and I totally have been there

    • @sama.8509
      @sama.8509 Před 7 lety +1

      Whisper Erickson That was a painful time for our beloved fandom

    • @annabethchase7893
      @annabethchase7893 Před 5 lety +1

      It was really hard...

  • @harryjamespotterforever9020

    If you do the translation thing it's says Percy Jackson will never die

    • @isabellebissonrouthier
      @isabellebissonrouthier Před 8 lety +3

      +Harry James Potter forever ❤ I KNOW RIGHTSO MUCH HAPPY

    • @justanautomaton
      @justanautomaton Před 6 lety

      Wait, that is what it was supposed to say? I got percy jackson is dying. 😢

  • @darlanicole9472
    @darlanicole9472 Před 8 lety +25

    That one person who disliked this is Gaea

  • @starlightarises7140
    @starlightarises7140 Před 7 lety +16

    5:10 is hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Hazyla
    @Hazyla Před 4 lety +3

    Whenever I find spoilers in these I try to convince myself it’s some weird head canon or a mistake. Like how we all call the movies the Peter Johnson movies.

  • @lorisaltenberger4238
    @lorisaltenberger4238 Před 7 lety +26

    1:37 dead

  • @wormpng
    @wormpng Před 7 lety +4

    5:17
    Me: *sees Beckendorf*
    Me:
    Me:
    M e: NO, I'M NOT CRYING, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

  • @vm6615
    @vm6615 Před 7 lety +4

    I think when the seven got angry they would talk under their breath in the language they knew. (piper in French, frank in Chinese, Percy in fish) and Nico would be like "ti amo Percy" and Percy would say "what does that mean?" and Nico would tell him it means I hate you

    • @moonstrider5585
      @moonstrider5585 Před 5 lety

      Me, Leo, and other Mexicans in the Pjo fandom are literally screaming below decks on the Argo II right now like “AHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT!!!!”
      (Sorry, I know, a year late...but I had to ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ)

  • @rheyawilk7905
    @rheyawilk7905 Před 8 lety +6

    whenever I see or hear the name Beckendorf I cry

    • @tess1044
      @tess1044 Před 8 lety

      I know. So much trauma rereading the battle of labyrinth, and the first chapter of the last Olympian...

  • @mackenziechan3723
    @mackenziechan3723 Před 4 lety +3

    4:21 I did that for two months after finishing the series. I stopped after my teacher threatened to call my parents for making other students uncomfortable. I had to practice not referring to people as mortal in the mirror that night

  • @alexoffline6577
    @alexoffline6577 Před 7 lety +4

    0:15
    OMG IT SAYS "Percy Jackson will never die"

  • @hey8133
    @hey8133 Před 5 lety +6

    5:25
    why
    is
    this
    titled
    jokes
    my
    heart
    hurts

  • @vern1408
    @vern1408 Před 9 lety +6

    THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I love it. Good job.

  • @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su
    @AndreaGonzalez-vx1su Před 7 lety +4

    XD I did the Will Percy Jackson ever die? thing. But it's just so true.

  • @caelanwagner4380
    @caelanwagner4380 Před 7 lety +5

    First Joke Percy Jackson will never die!!!!!!!PJO fans:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Sup_sneks
    @Sup_sneks Před 4 lety

    It makes me really happy to know that everyone in my school was a fan of Percy Jackson and still is all these years later

  • @voldypoldy2620
    @voldypoldy2620 Před 6 lety +8

    why is every second meme got a picture of Harry Potter stuff? I mean the Harry potter series is my second favourite after Percy Jackson,but this is going too far... I guess Ill have to summon Kronos and Voldemort too battle,one v one. * GO KRONOS,OH WAIT
    IM SUPPOSED TO HATE HIM, MEH,KRNOS!!!!!!!!! *

  • @sarai5983
    @sarai5983 Před 4 lety +1

    “And you kissed Percy” OMG I am dead 💀😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣

  • @raseenabasheer3947
    @raseenabasheer3947 Před 3 lety +1

    Even after years still shining

  • @Tonythetinyscot
    @Tonythetinyscot Před 6 lety +4

    I love it how the recommended ages for percy Jackson is 7 to 12...
    Im 14.

  • @kertyderg3485
    @kertyderg3485 Před 4 lety +1

    As a hardcore percy jackson fan, the entire time i was like "OMFG YOU DIDINT.......YES YOU DID!"
    loved it though! UWU

  • @mint8915
    @mint8915 Před 7 lety +3

    2:23 I noticed that!! I wonder if it is a coincidence 🤔

  • @darshipatel5545
    @darshipatel5545 Před 5 lety +2

    4:13 so true
    I had asked my best friend what’s her favourite book and she said PJ and the olympians (she just started reading) I jumped up and down and said my baby finally grew up

  • @jillibean8794
    @jillibean8794 Před 4 lety

    😂 this is pretty dam beautiful, thank you

  • @melissabaez9307
    @melissabaez9307 Před 6 lety +1

    LOVE THIS 😍 👌 PERCY JACKSON FAM

  • @lorisaltenberger4238
    @lorisaltenberger4238 Před 7 lety +1

    for the one at 1:16 At the ed Nico made the pun of 'your all... dead to me' HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • @Rosa-mu5ol
    @Rosa-mu5ol Před 4 lety

    0:22 that's amazing, thank you for a new epic trick 😎❤️

  • @nikki607
    @nikki607 Před 8 lety +4

    I just was like Hermione, last Wednesday

  • @beckiemunson4928
    @beckiemunson4928 Před 2 lety

    0:17 THIS IS GENIUS. I love it so much!

  • @LA_Nightraine
    @LA_Nightraine Před 8 lety +7

    I tried the thing in 0:15 and... oh my god it's just O_O :D

  • @lorisaltenberger4238
    @lorisaltenberger4238 Před 7 lety +8

    and 6:15 i has no life!?

  • @dodash1satqna
    @dodash1satqna Před 3 lety +1

    This video is DAM relatable.
    I said 'dam' not 'damn'

  • @memesarelife7680
    @memesarelife7680 Před 5 lety +1

    My entire school reads Percy Jackson so whoever doesn’t know who Percy Jackson is I have an army and we’re coming for you

  • @booknerd8803
    @booknerd8803 Před 3 lety

    I took a quiz and discovered that I am in Apollo cabin and I got very emotional when I saw the Hero's Death picture and saw "Fletcher" and "Yew."

  • @hyacinths4941
    @hyacinths4941 Před 6 lety +2

    Great. I saw the names of the dead... I'm gonna go cry now.

  • @deborahtaiwo1383
    @deborahtaiwo1383 Před 6 lety +1

    5:10 is another version of the great prophecy🤣

  • @yummygirlypiegirl491
    @yummygirlypiegirl491 Před 5 lety +5

    My fave ones:
    0:16 OMMGGG! I TRIED IT! IT SAYS ‘Percy Jackson will never die’ YAYAYAYYYYYYY
    1:37 Very true
    2:51 uhhh no. That’s not how it works. Read more of the books

  • @xxsadaestheticsxx1641
    @xxsadaestheticsxx1641 Před 5 lety +1

    2:42 is so true 😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @undeadwaffles218
    @undeadwaffles218 Před 6 lety

    PERCY WILL NEVER DIE

  • @leniyaharris4235
    @leniyaharris4235 Před 6 lety

    0:18 I ACUALLY DID IT. IT RESPONDED “ Percy Jackson will never die!!!”

  • @mckenzierose7489
    @mckenzierose7489 Před 7 lety +1

    if anyone didnt know the google translate thing translates it back to 'percy jackson will never die'

  • @clairedyer5900
    @clairedyer5900 Před 4 lety +1

    you know an awesome ship theme for percabeth
    count on me
    ( you'll never hear it the same way again )

  • @kayleehodgman3427
    @kayleehodgman3427 Před 4 lety

    i never got to finish the books but i absolutley LOVE THEM

  • @daydayj664
    @daydayj664 Před 6 lety

    Percy Jackson will never die

  • @Khaotism
    @Khaotism Před 3 lety

    Percy, Leo, and Jason controlling three main elements: watch this
    Frank: yeah but I can turn into a dragon

  • @isabelladipaola295
    @isabelladipaola295 Před 4 lety +1

    Probably the most accurate meme was the one were it said that the producers of the lighting theif movie be like "how can read this there are no pictures but also one of them said that Percy could only breathe underwater and make hurricanes but he can also control water and make earthquakes well kinda but it might work now and not send him to Ogigia

  • @rebecca_lynne
    @rebecca_lynne Před 6 lety +1

    I tried the second one! I "died" laughing

  • @bishreksual6312
    @bishreksual6312 Před 8 lety +4

    why did this have to end

  • @kabkja
    @kabkja Před 8 lety

    you're right, this schist is so dam funny!

  • @hello-tm7kf
    @hello-tm7kf Před 2 lety

    2:42 Ok but penguin Frank is adorable.

  • @analynthomson2396
    @analynthomson2396 Před 4 lety

    This video is *dam* underrated

  • @beccafulton8012
    @beccafulton8012 Před 6 lety

    0:17. I actually did it! IT changes the english translation from "Will Percy Jackson ever die" to "Percy Jackson will never die" Its actually so cool.

  • @glitchmnster
    @glitchmnster Před 6 lety

    0:18 HOLY HERA IT SAYS "Percy Jackson will never die"!!!!! XD

  • @Strategic_Reformer
    @Strategic_Reformer Před 5 lety +1

    "my momma raised me good" DOES NOT DESCRIBE LEO 😭

  • @chandlermock9749
    @chandlermock9749 Před 6 lety

    Percy jackson will never die

  • @ZenoXero
    @ZenoXero Před 4 lety

    3:30 I just so you know, I didn't cry at all after reading Mark of Athena, because I had no time to cry.

  • @chelseamanz1182
    @chelseamanz1182 Před 4 lety

    2:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I love that song btw lol

  • @eniobankebalogun7154
    @eniobankebalogun7154 Před 4 lety

    Leo :no stupid I'm a Leo and you're a Percy
    Me :aaaaaaaa classic

  • @katievigil5965
    @katievigil5965 Před 4 lety

    2:32 got me crying mainly cuz hades is my favorite greek god

  • @calero6777
    @calero6777 Před 7 lety

    Yay 😁 Percy will never die

  • @user-ju7vy2iz3f
    @user-ju7vy2iz3f Před 6 lety

    The google translate of the typing "will Percy Jackson ever die?" is translate "Percy Jackson Will ever die"

  • @peachycream4785
    @peachycream4785 Před 5 lety

    This was just so dam funny

  • @Ari_A1357
    @Ari_A1357 Před 8 lety

    OMG THAT THING SCARED ME SO MUCH!

  • @datrandomslytherin2857

    1:13 😂 my poor love Nico. Everyone is dead to him now 😂😂😂
    And Leo, the only reason why things are heating up are because you are here 😏
    2:56 YAS *Harry Potter memes coming back to memory and is now screeching because they are in the Percy Jackson fandom too*
    4:04 same with Harry Potter, Marvel, and Star Wars 😂
    5:03 that was me this entire semester in 2nd period considering it was all based on Greek Mythology 😂

  • @TheCosmerenaut1
    @TheCosmerenaut1 Před 4 lety +1

    That moment when you realize that Percy is annabeths uncle!

  • @briannagriffin8219
    @briannagriffin8219 Před 5 lety

    Dam u book store. I'll let you know I was SIX when I binge read Harry Potter and every single Percy Jackson book I could get my hands on.

  • @otakudreamer7436
    @otakudreamer7436 Před 5 lety

    the second actually worked

  • @star-rc4pi
    @star-rc4pi Před 6 lety

    OMG PERCY LIVES

  • @benoitdot3756
    @benoitdot3756 Před 5 lety

    Dam, this is nice

  • @annisabellgranger1802
    @annisabellgranger1802 Před 3 lety

    0:18; PERCY JACKSON WILL NEVER DIE!!!

  • @beccak3150
    @beccak3150 Před 5 lety

    3:21 I didn't laugh at the obvious joke but the schist joke. Schist! That's funny! 😂😂

  • @casperthetransnightfurry3710

    2:05 I laughed for an hour straight. No joke