What was It Actually Like to Be a Knight in Medieval Times?

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 24. 03. 2020
  • Get your first audiobook and two Audible Originals for free when you try Audible for 30 days visit www.audible.com/brainfood or text "brainfood" to 500 500!
    If you happen to like our videos and have a few bucks to spare to support our efforts, check out our Patreon page where we've got a variety of perks for our Patrons, including Simon's voice on your GPS and the ever requested Simon Whistler whistling package: / todayifoundout
    This video is #sponsored by Audible.
    →Some of our favorites: • Featured
    →Subscribe for new videos every day!
    czcams.com/users/TodayIFo...
    Follow Simon on social media:
    / simonwhistler
    / simonwhistler
    Never run out of things to say at the water cooler with TodayIFoundOut! Brand new videos 7 days a week!
    More from TodayIFoundOut:
    Why are Taxes Due on April 15th? (And Tarring and Feathering Tax Collectors)
    • Why are Taxes Due on A...
    The Horrifying Forgotten Encephalitis Lethargica Pandemic
    • The Horrifying Forgott...
    In this video:
    There are a variety of myths about what it was like to be a knight during medieval times, not just spread by Hollywood, but even by the contemporary legends during medieval times themselves- in both featuring widespread depictions of the chivalric knight rushing to the aid of damsels in distress and generally spending their time being bastions of all that is good and the very definition of “noble”. But what was it actually like to be a knight in medieval times, and what did they actually get up to in their day to day lives?
    Want the text version?: www.todayifoundout.com/index.p...
    Sources:
    books.google.com/books?id=dQK...
    www.historyguide.org/ancient/l...
    www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...
    unusualhistoricals.blogspot.co...
    books.google.com/books?id=-m4...
    origins.osu.edu/review/knight...
    www.history.com/news/chivalry...
    history.howstuffworks.com/his...
    www.medieval-life-and-times.in...
    www.localhistories.org/middle....
    www.medievalry.com/history/kn...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffro...
    blogs.bl.uk/digitisedmanuscri...
    aleteia.org/2016/06/22/why-di...
    www.gotmedieval.com/2009/07/wh...
    www.popularmechanics.com/cult...
    www.museumreplicas.com/10-int...

Komentáře • 797

  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  Před 4 lety +35

    Get your first audiobook and two Audible Originals for free when you try Audible for 30 days visit www.audible.com/brainfood or text "brainfood" to 500 500!

    • @RadishBeet
      @RadishBeet Před 4 lety +1

      No

    • @mandalor45
      @mandalor45 Před 4 lety

      only if Simon is the narrator

    • @StoriesbyIrish
      @StoriesbyIrish Před 4 lety +2

      May I suggest using Modern History TV for researching knights. Just sayin' 😁

    • @akoilady9097
      @akoilady9097 Před 4 lety +2

      @@StoriesbyIrish agreed. Jason's videos are great.

    • @cmoore421
      @cmoore421 Před 4 lety

      Today I Found Out “the Pope may be French but Jesus is English , you’re on!” A knights tale is one of the greatest movies ever. “The spark of his Life has been covered in shite” lol

  • @jessiszk4676
    @jessiszk4676 Před 4 lety +903

    What Knight built the Round Table?
    Sir Cumference
    I’ll show myself out...

  • @norwoodwildlife9849
    @norwoodwildlife9849 Před 4 lety +579

    Monty Python taught me everything there is to know about knights.

  • @christergoode6465
    @christergoode6465 Před 4 lety +574

    Suggestion:
    What Was Life REALLY Like For A Medieval Princess?
    You know our Disney Obsessed Culture wants to know.

    • @blaisevillaume2225
      @blaisevillaume2225 Před 4 lety +89

      I tried it...not what it's cracked up to be at all. The mice and birds don't help with the chores and just poop everywhere. My guardians reprimanded me and beat me anytime I tried to sing outside of church. And then, when I was 15, I lost my virginity to some 50 year old creeper to secure a peace deal.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion Před 4 lety +40

      Mostly stench (the general lack of hygiene back then), vermin, boredom, freezing your ass off in winter because even though your own room was one of the rare places with heating it just wasn't enough and then as soon as you'd be biologically able to have children you'd be married off to whoever would be the most beneficial right now to keep the peace or get resources.

    • @therealturdferguson8355
      @therealturdferguson8355 Před 4 lety +14

      What did women do for one week a month also? Have never seen that addressed in any movies before.( this question was for the 2 ex-princesses 👆🏻up there)

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott Před 4 lety +2

      Nothing like Disney.

    • @fauxvixen
      @fauxvixen Před 4 lety +20

      @@therealturdferguson8355 in real life of the times health wasn't particularly good and menstral periods where not as regular. However you were seen as unclean and as underwear didn't exist you just let it flow - free bleeding.
      Some cultures used rags to wrap the area as time went on things like suspenders came about to 'hold' rags in the approx area.
      Contraceptive means where essentially non-existent and the goal as a princess or royal was to get knocked up and provide strong male offspring ASAP and as many as possible, pregnancy of course also stops periods.

  • @ralfwissing9710
    @ralfwissing9710 Před 4 lety +344

    I think based on behavior: Knights = Medieval biker gangs

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd Před 4 lety +15

      Good comparison. Especially these tournaments where the looser or his stuff would be captured and offered back for a price.

    • @daistoke1314
      @daistoke1314 Před 4 lety +24

      With just a hint of psychopathic war criminal on those special occasions.

    • @Gam3B0y23r0
      @Gam3B0y23r0 Před 4 lety +6

      but 500% more assholes...

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 Před 3 lety +26

      They were wealthy privileged teenagers and young adults equipped with the best training and weaponry of the time. WTF would you expect?

    • @stormsurge2103
      @stormsurge2103 Před 3 lety +2

      Good comparison, but knights errant would be closers to medieval biker gangs.

  • @burakoshimazaki
    @burakoshimazaki Před 4 lety +181

    My family had some knights in it, some very old papers written by them made reference to a sort of jealousy between the responsibilities of two of these relatives. One going by the name of Alexander consistently complained about his cousin. Seemingly envious of his adventures; lamenting that he was reduced to guard duty while his cousin was out fighting beasts. (Probably an exaggeration)
    His cousin, going by Diedrich, would quip back at his cousin, saying his only excuse he ever used to keep from going into battle in service to his lord and to retain his relatively safe post as a guard, was to consistently complain about the crippling pain in his knee that he claimed was caused by a stray arrow from a recruit in training.

    • @hunorendrevizi1483
      @hunorendrevizi1483 Před 4 lety +54

      Lol i see you are a man of culture. Before he was assigned guard duty he was an adventurer like his cousin.

    • @jtjano1
      @jtjano1 Před 3 lety +39

      Ah the old arrow to the knee excuse..

    • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
      @cristian-ionutapostol8018 Před 3 lety +23

      HOW... DARE YOU MAKE ME READ THAT WITH MINE OWN TWO EYES!?

    • @slaughterthefalsegodempore9274
      @slaughterthefalsegodempore9274 Před 3 lety +9

      Arrow in the knee meant you had a child.

    • @ReetVeter2000
      @ReetVeter2000 Před 3 lety +9

      @@slaughterthefalsegodempore9274 Wow, i searched the internet and it supposedly meant you got married. I allways thought they meant it litteraly. Thanks for explaining, that makes it even funnier!

  • @robsim37
    @robsim37 Před 4 lety +231

    In an attempt to defeat his enemy, the knight would de-feet the peasants...

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 Před 4 lety +10

      Ahh, that's funny, but I hope it wasn't a common occurrence for medieval peasants! It would suck to have to farm your plot while walking on your shin-stumps! 😭

    • @yummychips_
      @yummychips_ Před 4 lety +13

      @@HighlanderNorth1 it happen pretty often. The thing about great battles, they weren't that great. Often times it is spread out in to tactical skirmishes. Most of that skirmishing was aimed at peasants and their farmland. Peasants were treated as natural resources. Gaining ground often meant you would gain control of the land and or the peasants to. As time went on, new strategies such as scaring your own peasants to flee or run if the land gets taken. Wars lasted months to years, mostly soldiers walking around and camping. They need food and resources, so often times they would use surrounding resources. Even their supply lines from far away, were not as far away as you think. Maybe 30-50 miles away only. That would take a few days to a week to transport. You ever try walking 10 miles. Take you all day, worse so if your bringing along tons of supplies, even with pack mules and horses. So yeah Attacking farmland and peasants were far more effective. You stopped the enemy from having the resource, and you gain some. They didn't call the, "pillaging" but "battles". LOL but we now days just call it barbaric.

    • @Damocles54
      @Damocles54 Před 4 lety +3

      So the peasants would know the agony of de-feet?

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo Před 3 lety +3

      Jokes aside, that is pretty damn horrible. Reminds me of the Congo Free State business.

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner Před 3 lety +1

      I actually snorted laughing just now. Thank you.

  • @michaelb1761
    @michaelb1761 Před 4 lety +54

    There's a channel called "Modern History" where a modern knight (he has the title for something in the tech industry, I believe), who enjoys playing the part as well, discusses the typical food, training, etc of knights hundreds of years ago. Interesting channel.

    • @1D991
      @1D991 Před 3 lety +5

      Great channel. I go to Metatron from my classical history, too, and of course Lindybeige.

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 Před 3 lety +18

    Man trying to figure out what a warrior on horses that work for the king should be called:
    His wife: “honey, it’s so late, when are you coming to bed?”
    Him: “Leave me alone, I’m trying to figure out something”
    His wife: “K. Night. “
    Him: “That’s it!”

  • @Max_Flashheart
    @Max_Flashheart Před 4 lety +219

    Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    Arthur: Shut up!
    Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
    Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?!
    Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
    Arthur: Shut up!
    Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
    Arthur: BLOODY PEASANT!!

    • @surprisedchar2458
      @surprisedchar2458 Před 4 lety +17

      “We’re not peasants! We’re members of an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune!”

    • @merryc.5466
      @merryc.5466 Před 4 lety +3

      _quietly picks teeth w/ bone sliver fm Robyn's minstrel_

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety +7

      Did you see that? You saw that didn't you? He tried to repress me!

    • @rosiesbambina
      @rosiesbambina Před 4 lety +1

      "Watery tart" . . . ?

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Před 4 lety +2

      This is real history.

  • @jasonr8967
    @jasonr8967 Před 3 lety +116

    "Kill all those peasants!"
    "But sire, they are huddled around a cross."
    "Oh, well then don't kill them."
    Such honor. Much wow.

    • @koontz1154
      @koontz1154 Před 3 lety +19

      "But sire we already killed them and raped their women."
      "Just tear down the cross, these were pagans."
      Gets home brags about nearly dying to barbarians.

  • @murder4055
    @murder4055 Před 4 lety +76

    Woman: "Chivalry is dead."
    Me:"Madam! You insulted my honor! We duel at dawn!!!" *dawns crusader helm*

  • @D0pam1n
    @D0pam1n Před 4 lety +156

    "Finally, he would be dubbed via a light blow and a kiss"
    Ah, date night with the misses.

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss Před 4 lety

      Ha.

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 Před 4 lety +8

      @Valkyrie
      The coincidence here is that the word "valkyrie" means 'fallopian tube' in Hungarian! Seriously....

  • @daistoke1314
    @daistoke1314 Před 4 lety +4

    During war, and there was a lot of it, in a battle the aim was usually to catch a nobleman rather than kill him as a live one could be ransomed, peasants serving as archers etc were simply hacked down.
    The English were very unpopular with the French in the 14th and 15th centuries as the English archers were peasants, and very effective at kiling knights, and the French thought it was not very nice being killed by lower class riff raff.

  • @Sk0lzky
    @Sk0lzky Před 4 lety +9

    7:36 I'd also like to add that in some cultures (Poland, england) according to some sources that "someone to manage things" would usually be wife, at least in case of middle of the road nobility. Funnily enough in some cases it would devolve completely into a situation in which wife had more power and loyalty (or fear) of the subjects than the actual lord (although the only sources about that I can recall are from slightly later periods)

  • @pajeirussaurio1405
    @pajeirussaurio1405 Před 4 lety +42

    10:20 de-feeting encounter, that deserves a badabombom chiss and simon hitting the script

  • @007reggied
    @007reggied Před 3 lety +22

    As a U.S. Army veteran everything he describe is relatable to the military experience 😂.

  • @heclec4420
    @heclec4420 Před 4 lety +120

    13:40 Hehe, you said "whacked off their horses."

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  Před 4 lety +37

      It's the little things ;-) -Daven

    • @hashtag415
      @hashtag415 Před 4 lety +7

      Well, if Jack helped you off the horse...

    • @aurinslady7119
      @aurinslady7119 Před 4 lety +2

      That hit the 12 yo boy part of my brain. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hashtag415
      @hashtag415 Před 4 lety

      @@sk83r_b0i9
      That's exactly what I meant. Unfortunately every time I wrote it I was deleted by "Big Brother". So I just left it to the reader's intelligence.😂

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 Před 4 lety

      @@hashtag415 Why would me an jack kill a horse?

  • @billkipper3264
    @billkipper3264 Před 4 lety +5

    Love the line from "A Knights Tale" in the thumbnail. A good, entertaining movie. Just the kind of stuff I like.

  • @palehorntea
    @palehorntea Před 4 lety +103

    Giving this a like purely for the A Knight's Tale reference. RIP Heath

    • @joniroxanne96
      @joniroxanne96 Před 4 lety +4

      I was about to mention that (the "We Will Rock You" bit)... 😅

    • @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301
      @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301 Před 3 lety +1

      You caught the reference in the thumbnail too. Wat kills me. Lol.
      This movie holds a special place for me. I saw it in theaters to kill time before my HS graduation. Loved the movie. I must've seen it like 50 times by now.

    • @1D991
      @1D991 Před 3 lety

      I just watched that movie again the other day for the first time in years, hoping for an uplifting nostalgia boost, but I just got sad seeing a young Heath. :(

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 Před 3 lety

      Who started that White Knight / Black..Knight stuff??.

    • @DMTrance87
      @DMTrance87 Před 3 lety +1

      I was hoping someone mentioned this... I've seen that movie so many times. Holy shit is it legitimately fucking hilarious...
      "You have desecrated THE HOUSE OF GOD!"

  • @Pennywise-nx4jz
    @Pennywise-nx4jz Před 4 lety +60

    I seen the thumbnail and the first thing that crossed my mind was "Woopsie daisies, my insides have become outsides"

  • @bluesap7318
    @bluesap7318 Před 4 lety +212

    Metatron, skallagrim, shadiversity, and Lindy beige are where I get most of my information on this type of content.

    • @cromabu5090
      @cromabu5090 Před 4 lety +5

      Blue Sap same

    • @ericstoverink6579
      @ericstoverink6579 Před 4 lety +32

      Scholagladiatoria

    • @1D991
      @1D991 Před 3 lety +15

      I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx Před 3 lety +8

      Pre much, historical cooking as well

    • @metalman7825
      @metalman7825 Před 3 lety +7

      The history nerds of the round table! 🍻

  • @321bytor
    @321bytor Před 4 lety +13

    ...they never knew what time it was because people kept saying 'good day good knight' to them

  • @Raul_Menendez
    @Raul_Menendez Před 4 lety +171

    Knight: Spends your whole life trainning and fighting to be the best warrior in the land.
    Musketeer: *hold my Ale*

    • @chickenmonger123
      @chickenmonger123 Před 4 lety +7

      Moonshield23 They also trained for a lifetime.

    • @youngvices7938
      @youngvices7938 Před 4 lety +5

      Moonshield23 Native American LongBow wants to have a word..

    • @iana3936
      @iana3936 Před 4 lety +2

      @Honudes Gai I mean they had horses, they just ate them all.

    • @georgeedward602
      @georgeedward602 Před 4 lety +4

      Peasant with the firearm won every time...Knights might have become nobler later in the middle ages but were simply bigger and tougher at first.....the firearm evened things out ..lol

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson Před 4 lety

      @Honudes Gai
      I feel like you should have directed that @The Muckler

  • @MmeHyraelle
    @MmeHyraelle Před 4 lety +120

    So brave, so noble. -sass.

  • @mregusci
    @mregusci Před 4 lety +1

    Seriously, you are getting close to your 10,000 hours. Your shows are getting more entertaining, informational, and humorous. Keep it up, can't wait to see you beyond the tipping point.

  • @SeadogDriftwood
    @SeadogDriftwood Před 3 lety +2

    Any chance at a Biographics episode about one such knight who was also a musician, translator, and one of the greatest poets of the 14th-15th Century, Herr Oswald von Wolkenstein? He's well worth looking into: he was extremely witty, had a wry sense of humour, loved wine, women, and wild parties, witnessed first hand the terrifying power of the Hussite army, attended the Council of Constance, was imprisoned and tortured by a former lover, and after all that, was done in by a heat wave. As a bonus: several portraits of him survive, as do parts of his skeleton.

  • @pskarnaq73
    @pskarnaq73 Před 4 lety +3

    Love the Knight's Tale reference! Great video as always!

  • @kaylonimalcolm7752
    @kaylonimalcolm7752 Před 4 lety +3

    10:20 - "...de- _feet_ ing encounter..." I see what youdid there. Well done.

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 Před 4 lety +2

    Didn’t your videos post at 6pm in the states before? Well especially right now I love the noon posts! Thank you for being the only guy on CZcams who isn’t freaking or stressing me out.

  • @iainballas
    @iainballas Před 4 lety +168

    Knights during peace: "We're soldiers, not bodyguards!"
    Knights during wartime: "We're keepers of the peace. Not soldiers."
    I mean, c'mon. I imagine a fair few were more into the 'pillaging peasants' than the 'charging the french/english lines'

    • @thatdutchguy2882
      @thatdutchguy2882 Před 4 lety +10

      Knights weren't just French or English m8.

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 Před 4 lety +1

      You taffer!

    • @davidento9611
      @davidento9611 Před 4 lety +12

      Of course, but there also must have been fair number of knights who took their duties seriously. For example it was common in the war times when you captured a knight to release him and make him swear on the bible that after the war ends he will let himself be captured again so the party that captured him can then ask for a ransome. Captured prisoner was a burden and this was a way you could have many avaluable prisoners without actually taking care of them and the war at the same time.
      The point is they did it. Nothing was forcing the captured knight to go back to their enemies after the war ended escept the oath and yet they still did it. This in my opinion proves there must have been at least some level of honor and respect for the rules among the knights and nobles. Of course those rules weren't always in favour of the pesantry.

    • @jeffk464
      @jeffk464 Před 4 lety

      I don't know, I think they were pretty gung-ho fighters.

    • @Hirvee5
      @Hirvee5 Před 4 lety

      As far as I have understood, in the battle of agincourt for example, the richest and most powerful french where very much in the front lines very wilingly attacking the english. Afterwards a lot of the french nobles ended up captured and later very exceptionally executed. There was a lot more french in that battle. If they wanted to be far from the fight they could have just sit in the backrows and ride a horse away once it seemed to get spicy. The french probably expected to win that fight but a lot of them with assumably the power to be elsewhere where there. I guess it pobably does increase your confidence if you are encased in weapon proof plate armor and nobles usually just get captured and ransomed. But I'm not an expert so go find out for yourselves.

  • @CircusMonkeyMafia
    @CircusMonkeyMafia Před 4 lety +58

    None of them ever had to deal with Trogdor the Burninator.

    • @roryjineffect
      @roryjineffect Před 4 lety +2

      He would buninate them anyway.

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann Před 4 lety

      id of bumed him back 😉

    • @jeremiahnoe5361
      @jeremiahnoe5361 Před 4 lety +1

      TROGDOOOOOOR!

    • @oddfellowfloyd
      @oddfellowfloyd Před 3 lety

      They never got to see the beefy arm sticking out of the back of his neck, or his consummate v teeth, either. XD

    • @wawfulpawt2763
      @wawfulpawt2763 Před 3 lety +1

      BURRGHHNNINATING THE COUNTRYSIIIIDE BURRGHNINATING ALL THUHPEEASAAAAANTS

  • @ravenhill_firelord_1968
    @ravenhill_firelord_1968 Před 4 lety +8

    loved this video, it was really my subject and up my street.

  • @scottrjmatmsncom
    @scottrjmatmsncom Před 3 lety +4

    I was drinking something and almost choked on it when you did the Knights Tail reference lol

  • @mattj.7756
    @mattj.7756 Před 4 lety +7

    13:00 “Started to resemble what is often depicted today, albeit with less ‘We Will Rock You.’”
    Edit: I loved that movie so much.

    • @1D991
      @1D991 Před 3 lety

      Just watches it again recently hoping for an uplifting nostalgia boost but it just made me sad seeing a young Heath.

  • @barryscott1756
    @barryscott1756 Před 4 lety +1

    Stay safe Simon and all the people who help you on all your channels during this horrible pandemic.

  • @tommyjoewagner7780
    @tommyjoewagner7780 Před 3 lety +1

    Dropped a like just for the "A Knight's Tale" quote in the thumbnail.

  • @weescotspaul
    @weescotspaul Před 4 lety +5

    For anyone interested in a work of historical fiction set amongst the lives of medeival knights, I'd highly recommend the _Brethren_ trilogy by Robyn Young. The trilogy follows a lad from his youth and training through his initiation into the Templars and then his campaigns, set around the time of Henry III. Featuring many real-life characters and events, the knowledge I gained about the time period was immense, despite it being a fictional story. It's awash with scenarios, from rural life in Britain to the Royal Court of France, the campaigns of Baibars and the rivalry between the Templars and Hospitallers.
    I checked out a lot of the historical details in the books and it appears that they are relatively accurate for the most part, so well worth a look for those interested in knowing more about the life of knights through the medium of a story. Maybe an idea for those trying the Audible link.

  • @merryc.5466
    @merryc.5466 Před 4 lety +12

    "It's CALLED a laaance. Helloooo." ;)

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 Před 3 lety +1

      " A Quest, a. quest!, I must find a quest. " " Does anybody have a Quest?".

  • @FUBARguy107
    @FUBARguy107 Před 3 lety +3

    My step-dad used to listen to Jimmy Buffet before he died. One of the songs speaks of knights and "Gypsies in the Palace". I somehow still have the opening speaking part memorized. "In days of old, when knights were bold, and journeyed from their castle. Trusted men were left behind, knights needed not the hassle. They'd help themselves to pig and meade and drank from King's own chalice. Ohhh it was a stirring sight, these... gypsies in the palace." Apokogies to anyone who doesn't like that term. I know it isn't thought of as the nicest term but I mean no offense.

  • @canadiannavywife434
    @canadiannavywife434 Před 4 lety

    Thank you for continuing to create content. It is awesome and I appreciate the candour and process you make. Plus you have a very S"Mexy Voice! Hugs from Halifax

  • @dannyboy2750
    @dannyboy2750 Před 3 lety

    Soon as i read your title i thought of Hannable hanging that detective out of the window after he disemboweled him..one of the most memorable scenes ive ever seen!

  • @chrissirvid5845
    @chrissirvid5845 Před 3 lety

    Entertaining as usual. I love this guy. Very serious and amusing when appropriate.

  • @randymann7251
    @randymann7251 Před 3 lety

    Js at one point I was dying because of your wording when "they whacked off their horses" 😆

  • @Original50
    @Original50 Před 3 lety +1

    That title-quote is so funny because 10 days ago I had emergency, life-saving surgery and my intestines were indeed my out-testines for an hour or so 😊

  • @definitelynotjasonmomoa
    @definitelynotjasonmomoa Před 3 lety +1

    Awesome quote btw, Simon! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE A Knights Tale!

  • @tsund2010
    @tsund2010 Před 4 lety +9

    Your latest Brainfood podcast episode is the only reason I know how to pronounce Charlemagne

    • @GodsMistake
      @GodsMistake Před 4 lety

      Except his name was Charles Magnus and this 'Charlemagne' business is for the peasants.

  • @chrisd4228
    @chrisd4228 Před rokem

    12:58 Nice "A Knight's Tale" call back there. :)

  • @SincerelyJez
    @SincerelyJez Před 4 lety +5

    "I WILL FONG YOU." I love that movie.

  • @titmusspaultpaul5
    @titmusspaultpaul5 Před 3 lety

    Super interesting video... thanks.

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir Před 4 lety

    I subbed to this channel only a few days ago. No regret, much knowledge.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Před 4 lety +48

    Knight school.
    Knight games.
    Knight court.
    What a difference a "k" makes!

  • @forthexp8649
    @forthexp8649 Před 3 lety +4

    "The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?"
    I clicked for the Knights Tale quote on the thumbnail tbh

  • @timothyfarrand8407
    @timothyfarrand8407 Před 4 lety +1

    I caught that quote from "A Knight's Tale". Better make sure you win, or there will be pain.

  • @HeirofAzaran
    @HeirofAzaran Před rokem

    I don't often laugh out loud at these videos, but the "de-feated" peasant got me

  • @asherdie
    @asherdie Před 4 lety +33

    Nothing about removable pommels and ending your opponent rightly.

  • @Seethenhagen
    @Seethenhagen Před 4 lety +3

    "My lord, we have been defeeted!"
    "But they haven't even struck the army"
    "Listen here you noble shit"

  • @voodoochild7778
    @voodoochild7778 Před 4 lety +12

    Love the reference to Knights Tale.One of Ledgers best in my opinion except for the,i agree,the We will Rock You thing they had going lol

    • @liamwalton4183
      @liamwalton4183 Před 4 lety +3

      One of my favourite movies. It's just feel good and fun. After watching it you feel you've made 4 friends ❤

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  Před 4 lety +18

      The main issue with that movie is the blacksmith was a thousand times more awesome a woman and just as beautiful to boot as the main love interest. How he, a knight no less, picked the bratty spoiled rich girl over the blacksmith is beyond me. ;-) -Daven

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TodayIFoundOut You left out sadistic.

    • @voodoochild7778
      @voodoochild7778 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TodayIFoundOut Totally agree :)

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Před 4 lety

      @@TodayIFoundOut I'm Sorry, you "lost me" with your movie plot description. Medieval Knights in movies I'm familiar with are like the movie where Sean Connery plays King Arthur. 👨‍🏫⚔️🤺🎯 🗓️🎭👑

  • @concernedcitizen5885
    @concernedcitizen5885 Před 4 lety +15

    Once a king always a king once a queen always a Queen Once a knight is enough

  • @NevTheDeranged
    @NevTheDeranged Před 3 lety +2

    The real reason nobles send adventurers out on quests- to keep them from causing havoc locally.

  • @mcpossum
    @mcpossum Před 4 lety +9

    Ha! This time I can make am educated guess that BB was the last video filmed that day... based off Blazer and button ups in other videos
    Day ? Of being stuck in my house and I may have lost it

    • @Arazmithin
      @Arazmithin Před 4 lety +2

      I have tried unsuccessfully to spot the order, if there was one, from his others shows based on clothes. Lol. Well done.

    • @mcpossum
      @mcpossum Před 4 lety

      @@Arazmithin he replied once to look for how wrinkled the shirt is. Lol

  • @mckmnstr
    @mckmnstr Před 4 lety +1

    13:40 Simon I'm sorry but you said whacked off their horses and I can't stop myself from giggling. I hope it makes you laugh too. (:

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool Před 4 lety +1

      Mckmnstr I used to work for horse vets. You use a warm water filled “flesh-mate” to collect horse semen. They are called AV’s, aka “artificial vaginas.” A cup at the end collects the baby batter.
      💫The More You Know...

    • @mckmnstr
      @mckmnstr Před 4 lety

      @@dafttool they also make artificial horse asses or just intercept before penetration. Horse whacking is pretty interesting. I live in montana and may of not unseen a thing or two.

  • @DMTrance87
    @DMTrance87 Před 3 lety +3

    Now I'm gonna watch A Knight's Tale, and laugh my ass off.

  • @thatkidmorganmariah
    @thatkidmorganmariah Před 4 lety +2

    there's an amazing book series called Protector of the Small by Tamora Peirce. It's about the journey a girl in a magical world takes on her way to knighthood.

    • @arielholmes4081
      @arielholmes4081 Před 3 lety +1

      The Lioness Quartet also very good! Same author, just before Protector of the Small. Tbh, ALL of her books are amazing.

    • @thatkidmorganmariah
      @thatkidmorganmariah Před 3 lety

      Definitely all worth a read, I just liked Kel's journey as a comparison because she doesn't have the Gift.
      I read them in order the first time :)

    • @ceebee2858
      @ceebee2858 Před 2 lety +1

      Read these books to my daughters when they were young. We loved them! Tried to find them for my niece, but they appear to be out of print. Will have to buy a used set.

    • @thatkidmorganmariah
      @thatkidmorganmariah Před 2 lety

      @@arielholmes4081 oh yes, I love all her books. There's an entire shelf on my bookcase dedicated to her :)

  • @oliverallen5324
    @oliverallen5324 Před 3 lety +1

    “...But if you stay, you win eternal glory.”
    _This is the way._

  • @cooperfell34
    @cooperfell34 Před 4 lety

    Thank you!

  • @eddyb1596
    @eddyb1596 Před 4 lety

    I loved the thumbnail quote. Fun movie from childhood.

  • @raunnorby5129
    @raunnorby5129 Před 4 lety

    Dear Simon, I watch top tenz, brainfood, today I found out, and business blaze. Thanks so much for all the facts and all the fun. If you are still in Prague, my friend Tom who is an American audiophile lives there too. I don't know how to put you two in touch, but I think you and he would be fast friends.

  • @misterbeach8826
    @misterbeach8826 Před 3 lety +2

    it is perhaps worth mentioning that "knights" come from roman "equites". equites were simply roman knights, noblemen on horse, with higher social functions and prestige the more time passed.

    • @ciaranmck4469
      @ciaranmck4469 Před 3 lety

      Even before Romans there were permanent specialised units in antiquity who underwent vigorous training and took oaths

  • @shipperqueen5602
    @shipperqueen5602 Před 4 lety

    I found the best thing to draw to if I dont want to listen to music. It's these awesome videos

  • @xanxangel8640
    @xanxangel8640 Před 3 lety +2

    "With less We Will Rock You"
    R.I.P. Heath Ledger

  • @arx3516
    @arx3516 Před 3 lety +1

    Not all knights had a lord, in the republic of north-central Italy the knights swore fealty to the city, they had a lot more freedom and basically worked as freelance mercenaries, their oath only prevented them to fight for the enemies of the city and obligated to fight to defend the city, in such cases they were granted an indemnity to reimburse them of the expenses they had for the battles. It goes without sayng that they were very influential in the internal politics.

  • @murph13695
    @murph13695 Před 4 lety

    You got me with the knights tale quote

  • @HaikatrineKat
    @HaikatrineKat Před 4 lety

    My DM homebrewed a setting based loosely upon medieval Britain. In the setting, there was a festival with a grand melee and jousting competitions.
    Apparently he was very accurate!

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo Před 4 lety +3

    The idea of a knight in shining armor saving damsels in distress and all that always did sound too good to be true.

  • @mysteryguitarteen1
    @mysteryguitarteen1 Před 3 lety +1

    Your channels are fuckin great dude, thank you for putting out all this great content

  • @davidroddini1512
    @davidroddini1512 Před 4 lety +2

    About your sponsor, my hearing is good; so if it is audible I am sure I heard.

  • @janisauzins4103
    @janisauzins4103 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm glad that a person who has never worked out in his life explains to me how the fittest and strongest males lived in the time where every single male lived under circumstances of extreme physical duress.

  • @kirkmorrison6131
    @kirkmorrison6131 Před 4 lety

    In talking about the Melee you should have mentioned William Marshall. He started out poor and used his ransoms to become wealthy. Later he was one of the richest, biggest estate owner and regent. Also he was seen as the most respected, admired and loved knights in Europe. The King of France (his enemy as Marshall was English) mourned him like a brother.

  • @dustyt6226
    @dustyt6226 Před 3 lety

    I'm getting a galaxy brain with this channel

  • @rjmiller8330
    @rjmiller8330 Před 4 lety +14

    Knights were destroyed when the sun came up.

  • @dricedt
    @dricedt Před 4 lety

    Don Quixote brought me here! The most illustrious and chivalrous knight that heaven's rays ever illuminated in those times knights errant were most needed!

  • @realityvanguard2052
    @realityvanguard2052 Před 4 lety

    The absolute pinnacle of man to man melee combat. True legends...

  • @williamwilkins8037
    @williamwilkins8037 Před 10 měsíci

    You should do a video about a few of the bigger tournaments! You talked about them in general but didn't really go into it. Was jousting typically the only contest? What were some of the biggest prizes up? I know I could just ask ChatGPT but that's no where near as fun or as interesting as a video of you talking about it!

  • @gregjones7165
    @gregjones7165 Před 3 lety

    Love the title knight tale throwback

  • @rhsxo
    @rhsxo Před 4 lety +1

    I like the ‘A KnightsTale’ reference.

  • @lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg
    @lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg Před 4 lety

    Thumbs up for reference on the thumb nail.

  • @Heva1987
    @Heva1987 Před 4 lety +1

    You should have mention William Marshal, considered the greatest knight in history. at age 70 he led an amry into battle, he is that awesome!

  • @johnathannadeau3285
    @johnathannadeau3285 Před 3 lety +1

    I dont know if PTSD would be as prevalent back then as is in modern men, life in those periods was really hard and death was a constant, being exposed from a very young age and it being a fact of every day life would desensitize you to some extent. I'm not a psychologist though I just remember a lecture I had in university that talked about how people get over fears by being exposed to that which they fear in increasing and frequent doses to get over it , so my rationale is that every human is to some extent afraid to die ( self preservation) so being exposed to death and violence on the regular from a young age must have had some effect on the ability to cope with the stress and hard ship . I'm probly wrong but that's my thought.

  • @Mr11Davis
    @Mr11Davis Před 4 lety

    Hi, I’ve been watching you for a couple years and love what you do can you please cover the presidents apparent book of secrets..

  • @DavidRice541
    @DavidRice541 Před 3 lety

    Love the "A knights tale " reference haha

  • @billd.iniowa2263
    @billd.iniowa2263 Před 3 lety

    I have heard that the ransoming of equipment is where the term "black mail" comes from. As not all armor was shiny. Alot of armor was black because a knight-at-large didnt have the time to polish the mail and probably didnt have a page to do it.

    • @joshuaridgway3230
      @joshuaridgway3230 Před 3 lety +1

      An alternate origin would be the connotation black has with evil. You get a letter from someone, threatening to expose a secret, you might call that day a “black day” hence making the mail delivery “black mail”. Just an alternative

  • @loupiscanis9449
    @loupiscanis9449 Před 4 lety

    Thank you .

  • @magnificus8581
    @magnificus8581 Před 4 lety +1

    Medieval Times is also fun dinner show!

  • @chrissinclair4442
    @chrissinclair4442 Před 4 lety +2

    Legends of knights that came before them. Well that speaks on many levels...

  • @francoislacombe9071
    @francoislacombe9071 Před 4 lety +3

    I smashed the like button as instructed. You owe me a new computer monitor.

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 Před 4 lety +4

    Knight A to Knight B:
    Hey man! Wanna go have a couple of drinks and kill some peasants tonight?
    Knight B: I call shotgun on the newly married bride.
    Knight A: Only if you let me murder her husband!
    Knight B: Deal!

  • @Fredddytoo
    @Fredddytoo Před 2 lety

    Recommend Toby Cantwell - Curator of the Warwick Collection. Actually fights in armour in Tournaments.

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan Před 4 lety +5

    When the title points toward talking about blood eagles, but it's actually about knights.

    • @20032016
      @20032016 Před 3 lety

      The title is a quote from the movie A Knights Tale. There are other references to the movie in the video. Definitely would recommend watching it if you haven't

    • @tomcherry7029
      @tomcherry7029 Před 3 lety

      The blood eagle is a Viking punishment.

  • @maclennanld
    @maclennanld Před 4 lety

    Did Vitalius invent sarcasm accidently without intent?
    Such a noble deed will be remembered forever