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  • čas přidán 5. 06. 2019
  • Made myself active again thanks to reminder of D-Day, but hey, working on Discord server, hope’s still out there (soon)!
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    Very straight parody out of this insta-vid from hollow_pineapple:
    pBxtGH35h8...
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    Programs used:
    -Adobe After Effects
    -Adobe Photoshop
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    Music used:
    -Halogen - U Got That
    • Halogen - U Got That
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  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 Před 5 lety +17470

    Germany: *Why do I hear boss music?*

  • @jabcrash2355
    @jabcrash2355 Před 3 lety +3857

    No one:
    Swizterland:
    *Your gamemode changed to spectator*

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 Před 3 lety +48

      Personally, i feel like they exploited the allies, since they basically refused to get involved, but at the same time, were dealing weapons to both sides, while basically asking the allies for protection.

    • @Yum_i.n
      @Yum_i.n Před 3 lety +28

      @@dreamwolf7302 So being neutral and your allies helping you is exploiting them?

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 Před 3 lety +44

      @@Yum_i.n Being neutral and refusing to even offer medical aid, while selling guns to the people killing you allies, but demanding your allies still help you, is exploiting them, yes.
      Imagine if your friend claimed to be nuetral during your break up with your SO, but was still reporting your every action, your every interaction with another person you might be flirting with, basically helping your ex stalk you.
      and then asking you to keep them safe because your ex tends to be violent.
      Similar scenario here.
      Neutral means, not taking part with EITHER side. Not making money off both, while demanding protection from the one.

    • @uncertified-banger5595
      @uncertified-banger5595 Před 3 lety +12

      @@dreamwolf7302 By selling weapons and the like to both sides still makes them neutral as they weren't giving either side preferential treatment. If a plane flew over their airspace, be it Axis or Allied, they would shoot it down.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 Před 3 lety +9

      @@uncertified-banger5595 Thats not the point im making...
      If you sell guns to both side, then you DONT ask one side to protect you from the other.
      Itd be like giving two rival drug dealers guns, and asking one of them to protect you from the other.
      Or claiming to not take sides when two friends are fighting, but giving both ammunition to use, while asking one of them to keep you safe if the other retaliates.
      Thats not being neutral. Thats being a dick.

  • @luke_p17
    @luke_p17 Před 2 lety +1051

    Germany: You can’t defeat me
    The allies: I know, but he can

    • @Thunder_Sniper
      @Thunder_Sniper Před 2 lety +69

      Long live the Soviet Union !

    • @CCCP-1873
      @CCCP-1873 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/5idQbCBTQlo/video.html

    • @Thunder_Sniper
      @Thunder_Sniper Před 2 lety +18

      @@LJMaxwellDaKilla2007Z Long live die DDR !

    • @Thunder_Sniper
      @Thunder_Sniper Před 2 lety +21

      @@LJMaxwellDaKilla2007Z URAAA !!!!

    • @Thunder_Sniper
      @Thunder_Sniper Před 2 lety +8

      @@LJMaxwellDaKilla2007Z Liebe Grüße aus Frankreich, Kamerad

  • @mrtrader3769
    @mrtrader3769 Před 2 lety +283

    Fun fact: Italy's flag has 3 bars with certain colours to represent 3 specific toppings on a pizza.

  • @yesno9246
    @yesno9246 Před 5 lety +529

    When you have more enemies than bullets

    • @jakub1140296
      @jakub1140296 Před 5 lety +13

      At least their tanks was good enough to use all ammo than be destroyed before it :)

    • @lovepeace9727
      @lovepeace9727 Před 5 lety +9

      Actually, in most battles germany had number superiority, but nevermind.

    • @user-dc2hs9lt2m
      @user-dc2hs9lt2m Před 5 lety +20

      That's the essence of blitzkrieg. Attack the enemy faster than he mobilizes the army. Only problem was that USSR did not need to mobilize the army, its citizens themselves did not want to give up, and wanted to fight as partisans without mobilization.

    • @benski7407
      @benski7407 Před 5 lety +6

      America: When you have more bullets than people

    • @khalassword7885
      @khalassword7885 Před 5 lety +1

      @@user-dc2hs9lt2m Гражданские не хотели сдаваться?
      Ну, привет из Украины, где никто ни за кого не собирался воевать, или вообще - против всех
      И да, мобилизация была.. (Не буду кланяться в подробности)

  • @is_daboiii1612
    @is_daboiii1612 Před 5 lety +5107

    Germany: you can't beat me I'm about to wi-
    USSR: OBSERVE

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 Před 5 lety +68

      US: lmao nah *opens up 3 fronts forcing germany to divert troops from the USSR*

    • @saab35drakenenjoyer62
      @saab35drakenenjoyer62 Před 5 lety +12

      frisk and some blob from SCP foundation T H I S N I G G A

    • @numbersinnames5039
      @numbersinnames5039 Před 5 lety +59

      frisk and some blob from SCP foundation
      Even if the US didn’t show up, Stalin would have crushed the Nazi regime by himself

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 Před 5 lety +18

      @@numbersinnames5039 not really, without the land-lease act by the US, the USSR and britain can't win against the USSR, and hitler could just call for japan's aid, forcing the USSR to have a war on two fronts

    • @saab35drakenenjoyer62
      @saab35drakenenjoyer62 Před 5 lety +19

      frisk and some blob from SCP foundation if you hear ura from the ussr trenches or tanks you’re fucked m8

  • @EnriqueMartinez-cn3ol
    @EnriqueMartinez-cn3ol Před rokem +29

    0:07 Everybody gangsta till the Soviet Army arrives

  • @pugmaster7477
    @pugmaster7477 Před 2 lety +23

    Words can’t explain how much I love this

  • @mal5245
    @mal5245 Před 3 lety +3579

    Hitler: Stalin want to hear a joke?
    Stalin: Sure
    Hitler: Berlin
    Stalin: Oh I get it
    Hitler: wait wha-

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K Před 3 lety +225

      Stalin:hey hey hey Hitler wanna hear a joke
      Hitler: yeah sure
      Stalin:kill urself
      Hitler:me?
      Stalin:exaaactly

    • @mohamedahou1501
      @mohamedahou1501 Před 3 lety +54

      finally original

    • @ethojondis4793
      @ethojondis4793 Před 3 lety +11

      He only got it halfway

    • @l0ther128
      @l0ther128 Před 3 lety +26

      You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @xeele
      @xeele Před 3 lety +1

      lol

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet Před 5 lety +26980

    _11/10 would be neutral again_

  • @gerardanderson9665
    @gerardanderson9665 Před 2 lety +38

    Unfortunately Switzerland isn't neutral anymore.

    • @leguichettravel1599
      @leguichettravel1599 Před 2 lety

      Why? They have been neutral for so long.

    • @user-dz1cd6zx9t
      @user-dz1cd6zx9t Před 2 lety +2

      Nope.Switzerland government banned the supply of ammunition made in Switzerland.Also, the Swiss government refused to give a special status to refugees from Ukraine.

    • @Hys-01
      @Hys-01 Před 2 lety

      @@user-dz1cd6zx9t that means theyre still neutral idiot. THey just arent NATO lapdogs like most of europe

    • @edryctan672
      @edryctan672 Před rokem

      @@user-dz1cd6zx9t Yet they condemned Russia, so I guess that makes them neutral?

    • @user-dz1cd6zx9t
      @user-dz1cd6zx9t Před rokem

      @@edryctan672 How exactly did they condemn? Did they file a protest note? Just because some random Swiss on the internet condemned something doesn't mean anything

  • @SnarkyMalarkey
    @SnarkyMalarkey Před rokem +4

    0:07 When you have more soldiers than they have bullets.

  • @literallybacon7720
    @literallybacon7720 Před 5 lety +2781

    Italy just wanted to make pizza

    • @HistoricaKay
      @HistoricaKay Před 5 lety +26

      Pizza time

    • @sslazioultras9247
      @sslazioultras9247 Před 5 lety +7

      Well its my time

    • @betoexpress1385
      @betoexpress1385 Před 5 lety +14

      Nobody:
      Absolutely no one:
      NOT A SINGLE SOUL:
      Mussolini: *dies*

    • @bk-lu6ty
      @bk-lu6ty Před 4 lety +13

      Oof Oof not even fascist leaders can get in the way of Italy making pizza

    • @ginopippo8502
      @ginopippo8502 Před 4 lety +3

      And to take over the Mediterraneo

  • @anormaltoaster3691
    @anormaltoaster3691 Před 5 lety +4424

    allies be like:
    *default dances on Germany’s corpse*

  • @Tsirkon
    @Tsirkon Před rokem +27

    it's been 3 years and there's only 2 videos that has matched the quality of his animation, goes to show how good his animation is

  • @electricay
    @electricay Před 2 lety +6

    0:08 21 soviets.

  • @Tractor204
    @Tractor204 Před 4 lety +3448

    Stalin:hey Hitler wanna hear a joke?
    Hitler:Ja
    Stalin:Moscow
    Hitler : I don't get it
    Stalin: *EXACLY*

  • @panzertank938
    @panzertank938 Před 3 lety +3844

    Italy after hearing that axis is losing
    Italy:I'm out ima make pizza instead

  • @janelam1612
    @janelam1612 Před 2 lety +2

    One of the best animated shorts ever. No doubt

  • @epsilonis
    @epsilonis Před 2 lety +5

    hey somebody stope ur clip for an advert for a countryball game

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio Před 5 lety +1809

    *Italy Left the Team: Axis*
    *Itlay joined the Team: Allies*

  • @TheYeetiest
    @TheYeetiest Před 5 lety +2168

    Love how Mussonlini was knocked out by a random Italian chef with some pizza.

    • @ivanov1276
      @ivanov1276 Před 5 lety +204

      TheYeetiest YT
      It’s not a random Italian chef. It’s the National Liberation Front of Italy, which was a band of several ideologies united by Anti-Fascism and helped in underground resistance movements when Nazi Germany occupied Italy after Italy surrendered.

    • @TheYeetiest
      @TheYeetiest Před 5 lety +150

      @@ivanov1276 *an Italian chef with som pizza who was the leader of the National Liberation Front with some pizza.
      Just rolls off the tongue doesn't it.

    • @literallybacon7720
      @literallybacon7720 Před 5 lety +13

      Daniel Aharon Random Comment war starts over a Italian chef with pizza

    • @literallybacon7720
      @literallybacon7720 Před 5 lety +1

      Daniel Aharon no

    • @literallybacon7720
      @literallybacon7720 Před 5 lety +1

      Daniel Aharon u

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Před 2 lety +1

    History Nerd: *Now This…This Puts A Smile On My Face*

  • @ZennonTheOne
    @ZennonTheOne Před 8 měsíci +2

    Countryballs is classified as a political cartoon genre 💀

  • @karamina2906
    @karamina2906 Před 5 lety +3688

    I’m in tears about how well done this is

  • @andys2801
    @andys2801 Před 3 lety +992

    Meanwhile Japan:
    “Hey Germany! I bombed the Naval Base at Hawaii!”
    Germany:
    “The WHAT!“

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 Před 3 lety +27

      America: Ok, Japan, are you watching? Good.
      Summer, 1944: *×is Summer, 1944×*

    • @Vald-km6qy
      @Vald-km6qy Před 3 lety +27

      Japan: you wanna declare war whit me on USA germany?
      Germany: wut No No No not gona happen
      Hitler: ok
      Dday exist
      Hitler: schize
      Russiabs storms germany too
      Hitler: shit just got real
      Siege of Berlin
      Hitler: im gona do suicide

    • @lonewolf1300
      @lonewolf1300 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Vald-km6qy more like going to Argentina

    • @neotheone5559
      @neotheone5559 Před 3 lety +11

      Germany to japan: What do you got there
      Japan: A BOMB
      Germany: NOOOOO!!
      italy: OMG WHY DOES HE HAVE A BOMB

    • @fecking_weirdo
      @fecking_weirdo Před 3 lety +2

      @@Vald-km6qy Scheiße* -_-

  • @steveliu9783
    @steveliu9783 Před 2 lety +4

    I just saw some dirty company who stole this video for YT adverts, disgusting to think they would do such a thing

  • @Whuggerins
    @Whuggerins Před rokem +1

    This stimulates my neurons in a phenomenal way

  • @LAVAxRABBIT
    @LAVAxRABBIT Před 3 lety +1703

    When I watch this, I watch it at least 5 times, every time.

  • @toa9493
    @toa9493 Před 5 lety +1158

    It happened to me in one hoi4 game...
    Italy joined axis.
    Germany declare war on the USSR
    Italy left axis.
    ITALY JOINED THE COMMINTERN.

    • @rajathapa87
      @rajathapa87 Před 4 lety +40

      Israel Russia Ah yes. You are halfway into the ussr’s asshole and then before you know it, Britain declares war on Belgium, and then they join the Comintern. Yup.

    • @epicgamerman1015
      @epicgamerman1015 Před 4 lety +29

      In my game italy joined the Chinese united front where japan was in and spain

    • @lpflore
      @lpflore Před 4 lety +18

      Ah yes, when you deactivate historical AI

    • @luftwaffle4327
      @luftwaffle4327 Před 4 lety +8

      In mine I decided to mix things up by turning germany monarchist (non aligned) and playing as them from 1936 with historical borders (minus Alsace loraine) game didn’t really start till 1942 and I was spreading non aligned everywhere.
      There is now a monarchist uprising in the UK in Scotland and France is in a monarchist civil war. Meanwhile japan and Germany are raping the Soviet union

    • @LizLosingIt
      @LizLosingIt Před 4 lety +7

      In my game Iceland joined Japan and Poland won against Germany

  • @mando_squid
    @mando_squid Před 2 lety

    This is such a good freakin animation, this man is epik

  • @lowgradetriplea1620
    @lowgradetriplea1620 Před 2 lety +5

    A company stole this video to promote there game btw

  • @Turkifier
    @Turkifier Před 3 lety +3273

    Stalin: Want to hear a joke?
    Hitler: Sure
    Stalin: Moscow
    Hitler: I don't get it
    Stalin: *Exactly*

    • @tonfizmahmood2053
      @tonfizmahmood2053 Před 3 lety +46

      @Joseph Stalin hey

    • @tonfizmahmood2053
      @tonfizmahmood2053 Před 3 lety +51

      Why are their 2 of us

    • @sjakse
      @sjakse Před 3 lety +32

      The long lost slavic twins have reunited
      GLORY TO MOTHERLAND
      GLORY TO STALINS
      GLORY TO HARDBASS
      GLORY TO STALINGRAD
      URAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @josephstalin519
      @josephstalin519 Před 3 lety +18

      @Joseph Stalin Comrades! Let us share a vodka together

    • @comradestalin1478
      @comradestalin1478 Před 3 lety +12

      The lost quadruplets

  • @TommyCordo
    @TommyCordo Před 3 lety +587

    Germany: we lost the war
    Italy: you lost the war

  • @themomentchannel3498
    @themomentchannel3498 Před 2 lety +1

    meanwhile Switzerland: drinking tea in the alps with a bar of toblerone chocolate while watching the world in chaos

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před rokem

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

  • @ajosephstalin2wants20milli8
    @ajosephstalin2wants20milli8 Před 5 lety +500

    0:08 Battle of Ricardograd (1943) (Colorized)

  • @immanuelfabellano2267
    @immanuelfabellano2267 Před 3 lety +1244

    Switzerland: 11/10 would be neutral again
    Sweden: *Y E S*

    • @MRPear-rv7xo
      @MRPear-rv7xo Před 3 lety +12

      Turkey: sign me up

    • @legojangofett1845
      @legojangofett1845 Před 3 lety +8

      Ireland: Yeah very cool being neutral

    • @reygarcia6398
      @reygarcia6398 Před 3 lety +5

      @@MRPear-rv7xo turkey joined the allied powers in 1945,yea late but still wasn't neutral for all of ww2 like the Swiss or sweden

    • @Roman0110
      @Roman0110 Před 3 lety

      Sweden:Write that down

    • @MRPear-rv7xo
      @MRPear-rv7xo Před 3 lety +1

      @@reygarcia6398 i know they declared war at germany 5 hours before they surrendered (prime minister ismet inönü was scared of germany so much he always thought they will make a comeback in the brink of collapse somehow

  • @Turkey_countryball
    @Turkey_countryball Před rokem +3

    Germany empire: you cant defeat me
    Russia: look behind you
    Soviet union: come here and give me your liver

  • @korbuth663
    @korbuth663 Před 5 lety +611

    19/45 would be neutral again.

  • @pmsilent
    @pmsilent Před 5 lety +633

    Soviet Union: hey i am gonna attack germany, wanna help?
    Soviet commander: eh.... I don't feel like going right now.
    Soviet Union: you can be a minister of east germany after the war
    Soviet commander: 0:07

    • @delphinegazale3861
      @delphinegazale3861 Před 5 lety +9

      0:08

    • @pmsilent
      @pmsilent Před 5 lety +8

      @@delphinegazale3861 true but i wanted that look of germany in the comment

    • @D1FT0N1
      @D1FT0N1 Před 5 lety +2

      Mhm? The minister of East Germany were all Germans, all ex activists

    • @pmsilent
      @pmsilent Před 5 lety +2

      @@D1FT0N1 that's true BUT don't forget that east germany is a satelite state. Perhaps maybe a soviet commander had been a puppeteer over some of the ministers and government officials in east germany. But i am Just saying. I know alot about history but not that much about east germany

    • @JP-ou1rl
      @JP-ou1rl Před 5 lety +2

      east germany did not have any Soviet ex-commanders in a position of power while Germany was a puppet state of the possibly partially controlled by ex-commanders Soviet state.

  • @z3keofficial
    @z3keofficial Před 8 měsíci +2

    POV: Aliens destroy everything, Allied countries are the last survivors
    Aliens: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @blackjeans._.
    @blackjeans._. Před 2 lety

    One of the best country balls I've ever seen

  • @xenotrel
    @xenotrel Před 5 lety +612

    Seriously the best PolandBall animator I have ever laid eyes upon, keep up the good work!

    • @sheev2829
      @sheev2829 Před 5 lety +1

      If you think that the look up Juice Glass on CZcams.

    • @kronfischer
      @kronfischer Před 5 lety

      NoIdea Animations, too. I also know Juiceglass, and his animation is also great.

    • @gut8433
      @gut8433 Před 5 lety +2

      @@kronfischer Arts Animations are too good!

    • @dust1077
      @dust1077 Před 5 lety

      Raphael melki is also pretty good

    • @jakub1140296
      @jakub1140296 Před 5 lety +1

      But why PolandBall if there is not even on video???? Why You guys calling it PolandBall instead of just CountryBalls?

  • @Daemvu
    @Daemvu Před 5 lety +630

    You are the greatest Poland Ball animator I know. You've gotta keep up this amazing work!

    • @potatojo9013
      @potatojo9013 Před 5 lety +2

      Also don't forget noideaanimations he's also good

    • @Janissary452
      @Janissary452 Před 5 lety +2

      @@potatojo9013 there can only be one!!!1

    • @KamepinUA
      @KamepinUA Před 5 lety +6

      @@potatojo9013 noideaanimations breaks too many Polandball rules unlike this one

    • @Ministevo1
      @Ministevo1 Před 5 lety +1

      @@KamepinUA This

    • @Breadlord87
      @Breadlord87 Před 5 lety +5

      Kamepin UA well the only rules I can think of is that he adds mouths and makes Poland look normal aside from that he stays faithful to how this stuff usual works and at least he doesn’t do the filth known as countryhumans

  • @janelam1612
    @janelam1612 Před 2 lety +1

    The music and the Soviets going left and right is amazing but the happy eyes.

  • @rabies6418
    @rabies6418 Před 2 lety +1

    I like that small attention to detail how only every other Soviet has a gun

  • @korb9664
    @korb9664 Před 3 lety +1315

    "11/10 would be neutral again" why is this the funniest thing i've ever seen?

  • @cheekibreekidude2008
    @cheekibreekidude2008 Před 4 lety +740

    Switzerland When WW3 Starts: *_12/10 Would be Neutral Again_*

  • @EverythingIPutIsTakennn
    @EverythingIPutIsTakennn Před 2 lety +2

    Others: Fighting like cat and dog
    *Meanwhile Switzerland: Wow, what nice weather up in the mountains!*

  • @pigeonaviation801
    @pigeonaviation801 Před 7 měsíci +1

    4 years later,and its still bussin.good times.

  • @dRpHiL-xs8up
    @dRpHiL-xs8up Před 5 lety +500

    Germany: nothing can stop me
    Soviet Union: I'm about to end this mans whole career

    • @Astryder
      @Astryder Před 5 lety +8

      Dude, you can replace "Germany" with "Hitler", or "Stalin" with "USSR"

    • @user-dr2tw8fo8s
      @user-dr2tw8fo8s Před 5 lety +12

      @@xdaisho
      No no it wouldn't have. We would have fought till last man and frankly It is too large to conquer for Germany.

    • @dRpHiL-xs8up
      @dRpHiL-xs8up Před 5 lety +1

      Sorry Kve1n for trying to make a joke and yes I did not spot that but still just take the joke and move on I'm not perfect

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 Před 5 lety +8

      @@xdaisho And the allies would be fucked if the Soviets (Who did most in the European theatre) didn't fought the -The bootleg Prussia- nazis.

    • @Dan-bt4xg
      @Dan-bt4xg Před 5 lety +1

      aradabiryoutubedavideoizleyenadam well no dumbass

  • @thegeneraljohn2895
    @thegeneraljohn2895 Před 5 lety +3123

    Germany: *Is doing pretty well in its conquest of Lebensraum.*
    Italy: I lost Libya and the Horn of Africa.
    Japan: I bombed Pearl Harbor.
    Germany: Guess I'll die.

    • @elpresidente5767
      @elpresidente5767 Před 5 lety +116

      JR McMahon germany*lost a half of the luftwaffe during the battle of france and england,get stuck in russian winter,fails to take moscow
      Germany-hugh! StUpId AlLiEs

    • @thegeneraljohn2895
      @thegeneraljohn2895 Před 4 lety +35

      @The best Player Whatcha mean, friend? Benito Mussolini lost Libya during the time of the Allied strong-arming of the North African campaigns - which came to fruition in the time space between 1941-1943 (the time period between Italy's first losses in N. Africa and their surrender with the invasion of Rome) - but only came into official effect with the treaty of 1947 which saw Libya partitioned between France and the UK, to then gain independence during the Decolonization in 1951.

    • @thegeneraljohn2895
      @thegeneraljohn2895 Před 4 lety +5

      @The best Player You're welcome: Cheers, friend!

    • @BlueDocky
      @BlueDocky Před 4 lety +11

      JR McMahon it’s like the axis powers is like college, everyone is smarter than you, aside from the people you’re assigned with

    • @AndrewBlechinger
      @AndrewBlechinger Před 4 lety +13

      Italy tried and failed to conquer Greece in a timely fashion, so they had to ask Germany for help, which gave Russia more time to mobilize. Hell, even the Polish gave Germany more than they bargained for in the opening salvo.

  • @janelam1612
    @janelam1612 Před 2 lety +1

    This deserves an award

  • @Ghostify_
    @Ghostify_ Před 10 měsíci +1

    Germany: *Starts losing the war*
    Italy: ma ma mia I shoulda just stuck to grandmas restaurant

  • @penguinlord-yt9xc
    @penguinlord-yt9xc Před 5 lety +228

    Italy: switches sides Germany: just like the simulations

    • @pisuter3564
      @pisuter3564 Před 4 lety +1

      Watch those Wrist Rockets!

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III Před 4 lety

      @@pisuter3564 THEVE BROUGHT IN THE SUPERS

  • @username90291
    @username90291 Před 3 lety +1058

    The part with Soviet soldiers marching is for some reason very satisfying

  • @HarrisonJustExistsReal
    @HarrisonJustExistsReal Před 4 měsíci +1

    Us soviet balls got some dance moves

  • @Obirma
    @Obirma Před 2 lety +3

    hey, i actually watch this from an advertisement...

  • @Aego384
    @Aego384 Před 5 lety +376

    I can't stop replaying this. Send help

  • @Speeeneer
    @Speeeneer Před 3 lety +596

    The guy behind the camera is Sweden.

  • @SadBrello
    @SadBrello Před 2 lety +2

    switzerland at the end: 11/10 would be neutral again.
    2022: well f*ck

  • @ActiveMan64
    @ActiveMan64 Před 2 lety

    Taco boii with "You're going to Brazil": *Finally, a worthy opponent*

  • @CeleenasArtPresents7777
    @CeleenasArtPresents7777 Před 5 lety +161

    0:06 at that moment, he knew.......
    He f****ed up!!!!!!!😄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @averageahh8310
    @averageahh8310 Před 3 lety +2993

    This animation is so smooth, wow.

  • @Flipacreator234
    @Flipacreator234 Před 2 lety +2

    I really don’t understand why this guy doesn’t have a million subs

  • @anas_game4807
    @anas_game4807 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Wow

  • @freelance9798
    @freelance9798 Před 4 lety +520

    When you realize that you missed all your homework assignments .
    0:07

  • @apersonwhocommentsd1130
    @apersonwhocommentsd1130 Před 5 lety +510

    Soviet General: “So how many Soldier’s will be deployed?”
    Joseph Stalin: *”Y e s”* 0:08
    Edit: *Lenin leading a revolution what is this? 500+ likes that is the MOST likes I have ever got, thank you guy’s so much*

  • @blepcat4586
    @blepcat4586 Před rokem +1

    Finnaly some actually countryball content

  • @Delerben90
    @Delerben90 Před 2 lety +9

    Hey man, a mobile game called Countryballs: World War Simulator stole your video for an advertisement.

    • @pixolotl39YT
      @pixolotl39YT Před 8 měsíci

      Mobile games ads are like:
      Hmm ima steal this dude video so my game gets Downloads!!1!

  • @bendyboi6126
    @bendyboi6126 Před 3 lety +2474

    whoever invented country balls deserve an oscar

    • @hugo57k91
      @hugo57k91 Před 3 lety +320

      Apparently it was some dude on 4chan who wanted to troll a Polish dude. Hence they are also called Polandball

    • @lazarus1515
      @lazarus1515 Před 3 lety +24

      Agreed

    • @kajetan9397
      @kajetan9397 Před 3 lety +162

      @@hugo57k91 and that's why The Polish Flag is
      upside down in countryballs

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans Před 3 lety +44

      Polan can into space

    • @krio1267
      @krio1267 Před 3 lety +43

      Fact:
      Polandballs / Countryballs still arent dead till this day.

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane Před 5 lety +463

    Japan: attacks America instead of the USSR
    Germany: YOU DID WHAT

    • @crkcrk702
      @crkcrk702 Před 4 lety +12

      Why would they attack ussr ? They wanted oil from India but it would lead to a confrontation with the USA so they attacked USA first

    • @pepethememer8564
      @pepethememer8564 Před 4 lety +12

      Crk Crk If they attacked Soviets, Germany could win the war because of the “fronts”.

    • @crkcrk702
      @crkcrk702 Před 4 lety +6

      I don’t think USSR really cared about Siberia. If Japanese attacked at the same time as Germany, the time that Staline learns that he lost thousands hectares of desert h would have already won the war xD

    • @commandercritic9036
      @commandercritic9036 Před 4 lety +13

      Crk Crk maybe not before 1941, but after that, USSR moved the entirety of their industry to the Urals, in Siberia (okay granted its the western most zone of Siberia), to protect it from the Germans, an attack by Japan from the east would have threatened their new industrial base, and forced USSR to expend resources holding the Japanese back. Also, by NOT involving the Americans with the attack on Pearl Harbour, America can’t get directly involved in the war due to politics at the time (America was going through an Isolationist phase). Because of this, the most they can do is send supplies to the Allies and USSR, but ultimately, these lend leases may not have been enough to turn the tide, had the Axis been smart and coordinated properly.
      And okay, yes, you can make the argument that USSR just puts a beat down on Japan before turning around to deal with Germany, but that wouldn’t work either. YES, they might beat the Japanese land forces especially if they got help from the Chinese, but Japan had the superior fleet (since they wouldn’t lose it against the Americans), so they’d never be able to take the Japanese archipelago. Meanwhile, Germany is making slow but sure progress against the Russian rearguard, towards Moscow.
      Two front wars are almost ALWAYS a no win scenario for the nation on the receiving end, and you need only look at what ACTUALLY happened during WWII, to see the truth in that.

    • @wulfleyn6498
      @wulfleyn6498 Před 3 lety +6

      Japan had gotten punched pretty hard in the face by the soviet armored group and the red army infantry working together pretty early in the war iirc and Japan decided that they just wouldn't fight the soviets.

  • @sharkboi729gamingandmore

    this is a masterpiece

  • @Selsi..._
    @Selsi..._ Před rokem

    When you brought chips and all your friends are so protective of you

  • @bananag_5471
    @bananag_5471 Před 5 lety +1812

    Nazi German : Surrendered with taken Berlin
    Japan : got two nukes
    Italy : **JOIN ALLIES**

    • @is_daboiii1612
      @is_daboiii1612 Před 5 lety +8

      @@owl4638 what did you Say???

    • @shaneoneill1396
      @shaneoneill1396 Před 5 lety +55

      @@is_daboiii1612 HE SAID! NEVER! TRUST! ITALIANS!

    • @is_daboiii1612
      @is_daboiii1612 Před 5 lety +15

      @@shaneoneill1396 oh ok sorry

    • @shahidakhuhro3490
      @shahidakhuhro3490 Před 5 lety +71

      @@owl4638 eh... it was more the italian free front defeating mussolini's fascist italy then it was 'switching sides'

    • @lorenzomarsili549
      @lorenzomarsili549 Před 5 lety +8

      @@owl4638 no more italian food for you

  • @huntermiracle
    @huntermiracle Před 4 lety +545

    History teacher: You can’t explain the most deadly war of all time in less then 25 seconds!
    Kaliningrad General : observe

    • @braydonanderson6994
      @braydonanderson6994 Před 3 lety +3

      Best comment

    • @danishjordan5081
      @danishjordan5081 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

    • @dianazahri3460
      @dianazahri3460 Před 3 lety

      the war with the most deathly dessease is way more death that all the war in the history combined "smallpox" 500milion death. world war 1 and 2 is like 5/30 of the death

    • @mcsamylou3546
      @mcsamylou3546 Před rokem

      Sr Pelo : don't forget me

  • @RomanBaII
    @RomanBaII Před 2 lety +1

    All of the World : *IN WAR*
    Swiss : Be a nice day !

  • @redballman00
    @redballman00 Před 2 lety

    Turkey Switzerland Portugal while eating popcorn: Very nice movie

  • @tendoo751
    @tendoo751 Před 3 lety +929

    Germany: Steiner do a counterattack!
    Steiner: I dont have the ressources
    Germany: But we just had a ton of ressources!
    Russia: *OUR RESSOURCES*

    • @RobertStineIsTheBest
      @RobertStineIsTheBest Před 3 lety +22

      *USSR. Moskovians have no right to call it "Russian" victory because moskovians were only a part of the "red" army. There also were bielorussians, ukrainians, kazakhs and many many other nationalities. Event the term "Russia" is historically stolen by Moskow because they wanted so hard to join european family and not the asian one

    • @vityachort5579
      @vityachort5579 Před 3 lety +2

      @@RobertStineIsTheBest?

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Před 3 lety +4

      @@RobertStineIsTheBest And i can't really blame them for that. Now they straddle a comfortable middleground leaning more towards the West which affords them a larger market but more international scrutiny from the holier-than-thou former European superpowers.

    • @RobertStineIsTheBest
      @RobertStineIsTheBest Před 3 lety +4

      @@as1nak 😀 finally a moskovian comes out and speaks! other nationalities "helped russians" what a joke, my shauvinistic moskovian! You talking about colonized and terrorized nationalities by moskovian shauvinists, do you even realize that? They didn't have any choice not to choose communists and that red army whose achievements moskovians entirely claim for them today.
      And yeah dude, "speculation" about the lies that they teach you as "history" in your country, "history" that was rewritten by soviets, will never freaking end 😛 the truth always ends up winning, do they teach you that?

    • @RobertStineIsTheBest
      @RobertStineIsTheBest Před 3 lety

      @@vityachort5579 шо вітян я шото не так сказав чи що?)

  • @balistixmapping197
    @balistixmapping197 Před 4 lety +164

    Germany: Hippity Hoppty, I will win this war
    USSR: *I'm gonna end this whole man's career.*

    • @commandercritic9036
      @commandercritic9036 Před 4 lety +12

      I like this better
      1941
      Germany: Hippity Hoppty, Moscow is now my property
      4 years later
      USSR: Hippity Hoppty, BERLIN, is now my property

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 Před 3 lety

      *OUR

    • @oliverdickens3219
      @oliverdickens3219 Před 3 lety

      Вук Тодић we

    • @iansysoev9462
      @iansysoev9462 Před 3 lety +1

      @Вук Тодић in reality there was 1.5/1 proportion of soldiers between USSR and Germany

    • @theknight8340
      @theknight8340 Před 3 lety

      @@iansysoev9462 12.000.000 soviets and 9.000.000 germans, its 1,3.

  • @Mohamed-Taha-Abd-Allah
    @Mohamed-Taha-Abd-Allah Před 2 lety +1

    Germany if it didn't fight every single strong nation at that time....nah I don't think Hitler would allow that.

  • @chickenpuddingstudio4730
    @chickenpuddingstudio4730 Před 2 lety +2

    "Quantity has a quality of its own" Stalin

  • @hugo57k91
    @hugo57k91 Před 3 lety +4894

    There is no way this is only 23 secs long. It feels much longer

    • @weeedoggo7810
      @weeedoggo7810 Před 3 lety +9

      lol

    • @hgffyg972
      @hgffyg972 Před 3 lety +62

      Its because they are 2 videos with the same name from the same guy.
      One of 23 seconds, and one of 2:35 minutes

    • @other8040
      @other8040 Před 3 lety +10

      Well thx now this video is shorter than I thought

    • @ScienceMan314
      @ScienceMan314 Před 3 lety +9

      That’s what she said.

    • @jankcr4430
      @jankcr4430 Před 3 lety

      XD

  • @fabiospasiano9885
    @fabiospasiano9885 Před 5 lety +219

    0:16 when you know your grandfather in the WWII dont used a rifle to fight...
    But a *PiZzA*

  • @gamer-iz3sf
    @gamer-iz3sf Před 2 lety +2

    0:15 who uses gun when you got a dang pizza

  • @RizalHabibulloh
    @RizalHabibulloh Před 2 lety

    Italian ball with the pizza is so adorable

  • @xx_stinkycake_xx8190
    @xx_stinkycake_xx8190 Před 5 lety +131

    Allies: everyone prepared?
    Axis: Were ready!
    Allies: *Soviet national anthem*
    Axis: WHYYY DID WE START DIS WAR?!?!?!

    • @Janissary452
      @Janissary452 Před 5 lety +4

      the true question is why did u invade the Soviet territories xD

    • @houliu5081
      @houliu5081 Před 3 lety +2

      For example, if Germany did not fight the allies. Only fight with the Soviet Union face to face who will win? Certainly, Germany will destroy something called USSR in just a month.
      In World War II, Germany fought the Allies and the Soviet Union together. A quarter of German forces almost occupied Moscow

    • @user-zt3qp4dt1f
      @user-zt3qp4dt1f Před 2 lety

      Германия не когда бы не смогла воевать с СССР без Румынской нефти

    • @logicalreason4638
      @logicalreason4638 Před 2 lety

      @@houliu5081 Cap, the soviets were running away for german tanks to run out of fuel, after the strategy worked they pushed germany down to their knees, and It wasnt a QUARTER, It was the Major part

    • @user-dz1cd6zx9t
      @user-dz1cd6zx9t Před 2 lety

      @@houliu5081 Lol,learn history.2-3 millions soldiers + more than 20 thousands tanks only in the first year it's 1/4?

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 Před 5 lety +300

    I thank you so much for not making italy just "change sides" your recognition is greatly apreciated aswell as France's addition to this a work of art or the highest degree good sir

    • @KangradGenral
      @KangradGenral  Před 5 lety +30

      Thank you chap~

    • @realmario979
      @realmario979 Před 5 lety +4

      @@KangradGenral Accuracy: 100

    • @alviseossena3238
      @alviseossena3238 Před 5 lety +4

      Little correction: after the armistice Germany invaded northern Italy, making the king escape to allied occupied territories. The Italian army was left with no orders, some decided to join the nazis, others the allies and a civil war started between the King and mussolini. Only then began to form antifasist partisan groups

    • @SmashingCapital
      @SmashingCapital Před 2 lety

      @@alviseossena3238 anti fascist groups were around before the war

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Před rokem

      ​@@SmashingCapital antifascist groups started most of their activities after the invasion in 1943
      Groups were, of course, present, but that is normal

  • @BasedCommunist1
    @BasedCommunist1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    bro Made it cold like siberia and didnt give us a blanket 🗿

  • @_SamuraiYT_
    @_SamuraiYT_ Před 2 lety

    PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

  • @Player-st4hn
    @Player-st4hn Před 3 lety +397

    Germany: allow me to introduce operation Barbaross....
    USSR: blyat reverse card

    • @indiagames1981
      @indiagames1981 Před 3 lety

      Video Music?

    • @houliu5081
      @houliu5081 Před 3 lety

      For example, if Germany did not fight the allies. Only fight with the Soviet Union face to face who will win? Certainly, Germany will destroy something called USSR in just a month.
      In World War II, Germany fought the Allies and the Soviet Union together. A quarter of German forces almost occupied Moscow

    • @zer0td269
      @zer0td269 Před 3 lety +6

      @@houliu5081 Russians are not that kind of nations who is gonna give up after the capital is lost.

    • @Player-st4hn
      @Player-st4hn Před 3 lety

      @@houliu5081 well you do have a point, was it not for the allies relieving the pressure on the USSR, they wouldve likely been crushed before they could turn the tide, but we will never know. Anyway this comment is a joke not a declaration of war so dont take it so seriously.

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy Před 3 lety +2

      @@Player-st4hn Well trully, they could take moscow but even then they can't win because russia just does not surrender, napoleon got in there, occupied it then got his ass kicked

  • @jelle2306
    @jelle2306 Před 3 lety +822

    Netherlands : "guys we're neutral in this"
    Germany : "don't mind if i do" *yoink*

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 3 lety +5

      Frederick Röders uh what? They cut the nation in half within the opening days and severed the Breda variant unknowingly, the terror bombing was just to get them to surrender faster, they were more than capable of collapsing the Dutch with infantry but unfortunately for the Dutch war is never a fair fight

    • @aardappel8450
      @aardappel8450 Před 3 lety +8

      @@looinrims Dutch VS Spain was a fair fight, clapping Spanish cheeks for 80 years long

    • @juangerardonajera1683
      @juangerardonajera1683 Před 3 lety +1

      s

    • @natthananwogdeein3719
      @natthananwogdeein3719 Před 3 lety +1

      Im netherlands:)

    • @HoorayForBoneCake
      @HoorayForBoneCake Před 3 lety +1

      @Splash Your name gose in this rhyme: splish splash ur opninon is trash

  • @Funny_poland
    @Funny_poland Před rokem

    this is so amazing after 3 years

  • @airsoftplayergggamer
    @airsoftplayergggamer Před 2 lety

    This animation is smoother than water

  • @giuseppebove8405
    @giuseppebove8405 Před 5 lety +172

    0:15
    Italian chef: Omae wa Mou shindeiru
    Mussolini: Nani?

    • @Ricky-one
      @Ricky-one Před 5 lety +1

      se lo dice Carlo per me è un likeù

  • @nationalistrhine4465
    @nationalistrhine4465 Před 5 lety +52

    0:07
    *The allies turn up*
    Germany: *mein gott*
    good one Kaliningrad General, very good

  • @agent_atzofficial
    @agent_atzofficial Před rokem +1

    *I think you are my second favorite countryball youtuber*

  • @ghettodlyaelfov
    @ghettodlyaelfov Před 2 lety +2

    Waiting for U Got 22'd

  • @theapocalypse7084
    @theapocalypse7084 Před 3 lety +175

    Me : * wins the lottery *
    Relatives I don't even know they existed : 0:07

    • @plovdia4248
      @plovdia4248 Před 2 lety +4

      Damn man you just summarized success in one comment

    • @gonkong5638
      @gonkong5638 Před 2 lety +6

      Hey, my 50th cousin. Can I get sum money ?

    • @Vityaz_Lightborn
      @Vityaz_Lightborn Před 2 lety +1

      Hello, distant relative in the decimal line of my great-grandfather, can you give some money from the lottery?