He is a shit rapper if real madrid lost so why he is disrespecting city real madrid not so good this time so that doesnt mean he will disrespect man city
Haaland has won the ucl, fa cup , pl , golden boot , pl best player of the season , best youngest player of the season , the topscorer of ucl , the topscorer of pl , etc. In one season . What if he missed the most this season??!! Ronaldo scored 1 goal with 2 asist in 2003 and he's such a great player. Yall cry Like babies when haaland destroys your clubs 😂😂
OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY 🟢 - Haaland Disstrack 👇
ditto.fm/haaland-diss-track
Ok
OKAY
Its amazing!
We need more songs like it!
Nicee
This wasn’t a haaland diss track, this was the whole bloody city team diss track
97likes no comments let me fix that
Your right
hoow?
oh wait i see now
@@urszulamajchrzyk6517 men shut the goofy ah LEMME FIX THAT BRO
Anyone 2024
👇🏾
ME
ME
Me
As a city fan this song was still 🔥🔥
I could hear that slap and scream from outer space😂 that was personal😂
Bro has a personal beef with Pep Guardiola 💀
ye😂😂
ikr
Bro he's harsh on pep 😂😂😂😂😂
Shame fool
Innit
“DE BRUYNE IS YOUR SIDE THING”💀
“Got me rolling on the floor ngl”😂
I’d be de bruynes side thing any day 🤭 and guess what I’m a guy😮✨gasp✨
@@sTaTiC_FiEnD*gay
@@sTaTiC_FiEnD😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 never guessed that
💀💀💀
@@sTaTiC_FiEnD HELL NAW💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Who’s watching this in 2024
Me
yee
Me
yes sireer
Me
People who support city
👇
Me i am such a supporter but be fr is Manchester red
True
bro stop begging for likes
@@LifestealIII me
I support mancity
The violations or crazy had me dying on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The goats finally back ❤
Edit:Thanks for the likes
Yea
Yep gotta love zdotz
Back with a banger
Haaland is the goat
@@dominikmrkva8375 who lied to u
Bro when he said he’s got big legs and a big forehead why are your goals so dead is a violation 😂😂
"Your manager looks like a egg" got me rolling on the floor😂
No it hasn’t
@@matthewcunningham7634 yes it did.
i can’t stop listening to this😭
Same
frrrr i cant stop listening to it
Fr
So stop listening to this
Who actually likes Haaland
👇🏻
Just you🤡🤡
me
Me
That was just a Funny clip but okay
@@StheXciousik
As a spurs and inter Milan fan I will play this on repeat
Are you a fellow Italian 🇮🇹🇮🇹?
Haaland really loves scoring honestly
“ De Bruyne is your side thing” 😭💀
Ikr
😂😂
Wrong side ting 😂
I think Hallandale attorney too good for you 👨🏿⚖️
Kick
“head still bolding” bru that got me dead 😂😂😂😂
Nice
no offense but that ain’T funny
@@Eggs4ever164 but one thing is funny that's your life
@@Monsteranime... not even funny tho
@@Eggs4ever164 ik the only funny thing is your life that doesn't exist
Bro roasted my football team in less than 60 seconds 💀
Man city has fans?
@@BMWSHAFT yes they do actually,
Thats what you get for being a City fan
man city has no history until 2010
before that date man city was as relavent as schalke 04 these days
your manager pays the refs
need i say anymore?
"Your manager looks like an egg" Lmaooo I died 😂😂
Pep, Haaland, and De Bruyne watching this 💀💀
😂😂😂
I now it is so funyy
dead emoji
You do not have a prem and a ucl
Ik
WE ARE MAKING IT OFF THE BENCHS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Rude you are an egg and you are still bolding. Your life is. Boring
“He got big legs and a big forehead” 💀
Who loves haaland I'm first😅😅
Imagine Haaland just going through shorts and watches this😂😂
That wouldn’t end well
He would laugh or just skip
Haha
🤣🤣
❤ Man City
He doesnt need an oscar
The oscar needs him
Yes i liked my own comment
lol
I liked your coment
He is not Zlatan
bro Oscar is for acting idiot you just want likes
bro, who doesn't like there own comment?
This needs to be played on the FA cup final. And every final Haaland goes in with city.
Mate luv your vids but have you seen your hair line
This guy should have his own spotify playlist these songs are cold
😢
The Benzema one was peak
It isnt
This rap
Same
the "your manger looks like a egg" felt personal
eyy
Yeah
Direct me to go sense and it wasn't even good
😂
Nah but my brother is tho
When he says your manager looks like an egg made me cracking
Why is this song not on SPOTIFY 😮
“Your manager looks like an egg” got me fr 💀💀💀
He looks like an egg fr😂
Facts
Just as that part came I read this
Innit tho 😂😂
🍔🍔🐖🐷🚹
Peps still bolding"got me for sure😂😅
No haaland is the goat
@@Rosscobosscofirst no second u ok?
Iam a city fans and this is world class 😂
Bro got some beef with pep😂 💀
“Your manager looks like an egg”💀💀
This is a violation
Bro got violated when his manager heard he turned fully bold
And that's how I ended up in jail my son😂😂
This man should do a diss track on the 115 charges city currently have 😂
The goat of rapper is back 🤩❤️
hi I am the goat of rapers
Lol
Your manager looks en egg😂
He is a shit rapper if real madrid lost so why he is disrespecting city real madrid not so good this time so that doesnt mean he will disrespect man city
Shut
The manager looks like an egg got me😂😂😂😂😂
You egg
He looks more like my brown eggs💀
@@krzysztofjackiewicz7147 why u roasting !
Don’t roast pep roast your mama
My friend had a birthday he saw this omg we where rolling😂
my ears are bleeding from the melodies of this song
Bro needs a raise to roast more teams 💀
PSG
Yes
@@ilememmanuel913y tho?
Iiveapool
do liveapool next
my man woke up and chose violence today 💀
This is a dead diss bro wym violence
@@Name-ix6lzbro doesn't get the joke 😂what a kid
@@Youssefsyr-it4kt dead joke 🤡🤡🤡
Nah
@@Youssefsyr-it4kt 😂
He didnt just roast haaland,but the whole club😭
"your manager looks like a egg" got me laughing to death 😂😂😂😂😂
This aged better than my dad getting milk💀
YES!
De bruiyne side thing got me choking on my water 💀
Bro made me choke on saliva
I saw this and could not stop listening
This didnt age well.
He won the Premier League
KDB: what the hell is that
(Hears KDB is your side thing)
Bro let de bruyne talk💀
@@SvupperD never
HIS NaME IS DE BRUYNE
Let me talk
His funking name is Kevin de druyne
Bro got humbled real quick 😂
Wtf
Pep been real quiet since this dropped
I need this playing for when city plays next time
“We have got on hope because you play for City.”
Haaland: “So you have chosen death.”
On?
This hits harder then my mums belt
True 😂😂😂😂
YES 69 likes
Perfect
🤣
I wont like beacuse of like number
Thx
But others ruined it
Not bothered tho
LoL😂
Haaland's goals are amazing like the one today against man United
But still I love your videos zdotts and I'm subscribed
the part when Pep Guardiola got violated got me dying on the floor.
Your manager looks like a egg
Got me cracking 🤣 😂
I SEE YOU CRACKING
Good 1 lmfao
The greatest road man rapper ❤️😂
So true my bro is the new Haaland with a big forehead 😂😂😂
Bro what did Haaland do to u😂😂
he was even clapping to the beat 💀
bro stans haaland 💀
btw he wasn’t even clapping
haaland was
@@decdawgghaaland clapped to the beat
Pep's still balding'' got me on the floor💀
Ok? 💀
Shut up
Also your manager looks like an egg 💀💀💀
I am man United fan so shared it to my dad because he will love it i know it
Hope you like it lol
Pep is sending Ruben Dias, Kyle walker, Haaland, akanji, John stones and Gvardiol your way.
I can’t stop listening to this
Let's go the goat is back
117 likes and 0 replies lemme fix that
@@ToxicPirate2 cringe comment
@@Raiden_Edits noted with thanks
You look like an egg you are shorter than Messi zdots 🤣🤣🤣
@@Raiden_Edits thanks for replying and helping me fix the comment. I appreciate it
Can someone like this so I can come back
Bro you can't forget he is the 🤖 robot
Actually hits hard😂🔥
lol bozo that would be great
THIS IS FIRE
Shut up
the forehead roast is just a violation😂😂💀💀💀
“You got a big forehead” that’s a violation…really?🙄
No it's fax 😂
He dosent have a bog forehead cuz he just edits it and makes haalands head look big
@@Elmoyoutubeofficial NOOO WAY REALLY?!?!?!?
@@Elmoyoutubeofficial🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I finally found this again after 9 moths😌
Slay I love and support man u boo man city this got me dyeing 😂❤
bro needs to be the city manager to release him
"ur manager looks like an egg"
DAMMM that was cold🥶🥶
Edit:tysm for the likes🤯
Same
Nah bros built more like a thumb💀
"Cold"💀
@@Jasir00218That's not cold thats hot🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀
Man City is playing today this song is so good for this gamee🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
How are you so good at this
If this isnt played at my funeral i ain't dying
Me too
😂
Same like innit
Sounds like a mix of Rasputin and Haaland dissing
Somebody do this for Max Verstappen
Bro. Making this song,i year later… man city won the champions league 😂
When he says a player won't win something the player always win
Ngl this actually hits good
True
Yeah true
Ikr
Imagine if Haaland sees this and meets him
UNO
bro stop roasting footballers 😢😢
Bro legit dissed my man
Darwin nunez scored against haaland😂
And you lost to liverpool
**him diss haaland**
**haaland winning the champions league**
We dont talk about that😂
nice
My man just did the best diss track i have ever heard!!!!!
Sorry for copying your video
Those who didn’t come from Tiktok, are allowed to like this comment…
Bot
Im not a bot@@Someone-hc2jq
Bro all of us are from youtube
No@@Someone-hc2jq
*Bro did De Bruyne dirty* 💀
Exactly
119 likes and only 1 reply ? 💀 somebody fix this 🗿🍷
Lmao 💀 💀
Imagine if Rockstar comments on this
bro haaland is too good to the point that this turned into a pleading lmaoo
This gets in your head so much
De bruyne side thing and manger got me rolling in the Flor 😂😂😂
@@ShaneFriedrichs-mx7xbit's a joke ffs u really need to get a brain
Me too
Haaland has won the ucl, fa cup , pl , golden boot , pl best player of the season , best youngest player of the season , the topscorer of ucl , the topscorer of pl , etc. In one season . What if he missed the most this season??!! Ronaldo scored 1 goal with 2 asist in 2003 and he's such a great player. Yall cry Like babies when haaland destroys your clubs 😂😂