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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2020
  • A clip from this week's If I Were You in which Geoff, Reilly, Jake and Amir discuss their favorite pizza toppings. And don't forget the sauce!
    headgum.com/if-i-were-you/449...

Komentáře • 82

  • @nickhy9223
    @nickhy9223 Před 2 lety +182

    An underrated technique in this clip is Geoff deliberately moving on from the joke and steering the conversation back into mundane toppings banter in order to give Amir the opportunity to interrupt again and develop the joke. The diva actually interrupts Jake mid-sentence twice for this purpose. Great initiative and great setup.

    • @flipdiesel9652
      @flipdiesel9652 Před rokem +9

      I 100% agree, he’s so good at improv

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Před rokem +19

      "keep waxing pizza" is such a funny way to phrase it, too

    • @KyanNezhad
      @KyanNezhad Před rokem +3

      They're so fucking good with each other man

  • @noahfeingold8362
    @noahfeingold8362 Před 3 lety +177

    I love that Jake, who has known Amir for 10+ years, still cracks up as much as Geoffrey and Reilly

    • @Gooner184
      @Gooner184 Před 3 lety +6

      Way longer than 10+ years, but yeah

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles Před 2 lety +27

      @@Gooner184 What do you think the + means?

    • @pinballvestbear
      @pinballvestbear Před 2 lety +8

      @@Gooner184 "way longer than 10+ years" so you mean 10+ years?

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 Před 3 lety +213

    I watch this video a lot.

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati Před 3 lety +71

    the best part is seeing the first 7 seconds where Amir is contorting is face

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 Před 2 lety +3

      HAHAHAHA The part where he's working himself up to say it

  • @jesserobkin
    @jesserobkin Před 2 lety +59

    this is one of the funniest bits amir has done, maybe ever

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx Před 10 měsíci +13

    I now always ask my waiter to make sure my pizza is sliced up, reallll nice.

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati Před 2 lety +48

    I want "I like a sauce" to be on a shirt so bad. With a crude drawing of Amir as popeye

    • @mattkinzy
      @mattkinzy Před 2 lety

      I’d buy 14 of them

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 Před 11 měsíci +3

      A chipmunk with a can of spinach and a corncob pipe of sorts

  • @guilhermecalland489
    @guilhermecalland489 Před 3 lety +44

    I've watched this like, a bad amount of times.

  • @LyghtWaves
    @LyghtWaves Před 3 lety +81

    I knew they'd turn it into this this this this nuclear bomb of me!

    • @brandonallen2301
      @brandonallen2301 Před 3 lety +4

      why are they giving him the silent treatmat

    • @Mrsemir100
      @Mrsemir100 Před 3 lety +3

      listen man
      i just wanna do things that makes me smile of you

  • @theskeletongang
    @theskeletongang Před 2 lety +11

    that's the best way to eat
    it
    sliced up
    real nice

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 Před 3 lety +29

    Waxing pizza is my favorite pair of words

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Před 3 lety +7

      Geoffrey is really good at constructing interesting sentences. He's wise beyond his years. That's probably why he's wearing the robe.

  • @tylergee3043
    @tylergee3043 Před 3 lety +23

    "AND A WHOLE LACK OF SAUCE"

    • @tylergee3043
      @tylergee3043 Před 3 lety +8

      I no longer support this joke...

    • @Jacksonisonfirealive
      @Jacksonisonfirealive Před 3 lety

      Oh God where is that from, I've been trying to remember

    • @atkingofhearts
      @atkingofhearts Před 3 lety +2

      @@Jacksonisonfirealive it’s from Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir with Thomas Middleditch, where they watch Doobs part 1 and 3.

    • @RacleandRaHill
      @RacleandRaHill Před 3 lety

      @@tylergee3043 :( unfortunately

    • @jeremiahbaugh8195
      @jeremiahbaugh8195 Před rokem

      @@tylergee3043 what why?

  • @jspr1272
    @jspr1272 Před 3 lety +74

    Reilly Anspaugh is a national treasure. Gosh that laugh is contagious.

    • @wolfgangouille
      @wolfgangouille Před 2 lety +3

      She is a dime of sorts.

    • @jspr1272
      @jspr1272 Před 2 lety +3

      @@wolfgangouille a saucer of jorts

    • @kidyuki1
      @kidyuki1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jspr1272 Don't call them saucers

    • @jspr1272
      @jspr1272 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kidyuki1 it statistically, probably doesn't contain any meat!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 3 lety +15

    Headgum needs to make a shirt that says "CHEEEEZZZE PLEASSSE!"

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “CAN YOU MAKE SURE ITS IN A CIRCLE SHAPE????”
    🤣 😆 😂

  • @AltTakeshc
    @AltTakeshc Před měsícem +1

    Of all of Amir's elderly outbursts, this is certainly one of them

  • @benlittleforest
    @benlittleforest Před 2 lety +7

    CHEEZE PLEASE…. and dont forget the SAUCE

  • @MrShakespere
    @MrShakespere Před 2 lety +4

    I don't know why or how, but I keep on coming back here

  • @christyguy59
    @christyguy59 Před 3 lety +19

    I like it cooked!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 3 lety +36

    It's criminal that there's not a video version of The Headgum Podcast

  • @Julian-jd5yj
    @Julian-jd5yj Před 2 měsíci +1

    You can tell the quarantine was getting to them lmao

  • @xxgracefallenxx
    @xxgracefallenxx Před 3 lety +4

    I just now saw this and i've actually died. please send flowers to my loved ones

  • @sk8bit_game
    @sk8bit_game Před 4 měsíci

    Why dont these 4 have a regular pod together?? I listened to the review revue airport lounges of them today its CLASSIC

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly Před 2 lety +10

    Like, I'm sure it would ruin it, or be boring or something, but every time I rewatch this, I just... Need to know why Amir did that at all?

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo Před 4 měsíci +1

    Sliced up real nice sounds like the Joker

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly Před 6 měsíci

    Years later I’m looking up this specific part because it still makes me laugh

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 3 lety +6

    Amir is a National Treasure 2, so not quite a National Treasure

  • @DivaRoach
    @DivaRoach Před 2 lety

    Your best work

  • @TaylerPhillips
    @TaylerPhillips Před 2 lety +7

    NFCheeeeeeeeese

  • @williambjork2777
    @williambjork2777 Před rokem +1

    I’ve watched this a sad amount of times

  • @RiskyBiiscuit
    @RiskyBiiscuit Před 2 lety +1

    What episode is this again

  • @aetchum
    @aetchum Před 3 lety +2

    Where'd Geoff get the coat? I need one.

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 Před 3 lety +3

    Green pepper, spicy sausage and onions, ya *bunions!*
    I don't hate or like pineapple on pizza. If it's the only pizza there, I'll eat it but I'll never be willing order it for myself lmaoo

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 Před 2 lety

      Pineapple chunks on pizza is horrible. But if you get a little thin layer of crushed pineapple, it's actually pretty okay

  • @spencertoussaint4112
    @spencertoussaint4112 Před rokem

    Technically sauce and cheese can be an after cooked topping like ranch and Parmesan cheese etc

  • @MrWeazlebee
    @MrWeazlebee Před 3 lety +6

    ye... gimme a pizza and make it BONELESS

  • @jordanclist
    @jordanclist Před 3 lety +1

    I LIKE A SAAAAAAAUCE

  • @matthew7306
    @matthew7306 Před 2 lety +1

    Anchovies

  • @davidpugh5826
    @davidpugh5826 Před 2 lety

    Wow this clip is cut too short. Gotta wait for the sprinkles.

  • @KyanNezhad
    @KyanNezhad Před rokem

    These guys are so in sync man

  • @122gogreen
    @122gogreen Před 3 lety +3

    no offense but geoffrey is a beautiful man

  • @indyphillipconner6252
    @indyphillipconner6252 Před 3 lety

    Are you and Jake ever returning to college humor to do more Jake & Amir skits

    • @benjones3979
      @benjones3979 Před 3 lety +7

      They own the rights to it now so who knows

    • @mustyshitlap
      @mustyshitlap Před 3 lety +2

      Check out headgum!

    • @af8808
      @af8808 Před 2 lety

      I'm not sure if the current College humor audience would even get Jake and Amir

  • @Spewgo
    @Spewgo Před 2 lety +1

    This is probably the most foul video on the internet

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn Před rokem

      Fowl* as in, a murmur post.

  • @homebattleoffice5140
    @homebattleoffice5140 Před 2 měsíci

    Don't forget the sauuuuuuuuce....