Things New Paintball Players Say
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I work at a field, and I have seen everything they said.
Colin Penrod o
I have never played paintball and think some if that stuff was stupid lol
Well there are some stupid people
"When do we get our eco suits?"
Savage Fridge it is exosuit not "ecosuit"
What New Players Actually Say:
1.How bad does it hurt
D Mayo lol ikr
D Mayo but how bad does it hurt, lol
D Mayo not that bad actually
D Mayo
I played over summer hit on arm shit hurt so badly left a bruise
The machine gun and sniper rifle one is so cringe but true.
@KadenPlaysVideoGames not true at all dude
@Rick K all paintball guns have the ability to be accurate or have a high rate of fire. Accuracy depends on air efficiency, and ball to barrel size. Rate of fire depends on your fingering technique, hopper feed rate and your markers trigger(mechanical or electric) But with practice, a decent barrel and the right paint even mechanical marker can fire 10 or more balls a second accurately 😎👍
lol
If you want machine guns and snipers, try airsoft.
paintballfuego not true entirely
At 1:36 the guys impression of Chris Farley was freaky good
just going through the comments to see if anyone else recognized this. lol
@@ethankamphof3014 same!😅😅
Didn't know if anyone else caught that
By freaky good you mean horribly cringe, then yes.
i was scrolling to see if anyone would say that thank you for pointing it out and it was pretty damn good
And when you are reffing… “PUT YOUR MASK DOWN!” Literally every game
never reffed paintball but work in a hospital :D and I say this regularly :D
or I suppose up not down :D but still
@@TheGamingDroid9000 sorry I meant the paintball masks to protect your eyes from being shot😂
@@habie147smother9 I know, just relating to the constant yelling at people to taking protective kit off... how do these people survive life, do you think at bungee jumping the staff have to keep yelling at them to put the harness back on
Didn’t know my local indoor paintball place had videos on CZcams with million views
Yes they do! Defcon!
Lol
Do you still play there cause I do
@@pbnation wwhat defcon meanz/
Bangle Wei defcon is the name of the channel
i've seen pretty much all of these but you forgot the idiot that takes his mask off in the middle of a firefight, or the people that call paintballs "bullets"
a cup is a good idea but no they are not rental equipment lol
droped my brother once from about 10 feet away when he ran out like a dumb ass... things happen
You just called paintball a firefight lmfao..
Firing the guns at eachother = a firefight he wasnt saying paintball game is the firefight, would you rather him say during the heat of exchange of paintball projectiles??? Also I call them bullets just because I can sometimes(makes half-sense to apply this to buna nitrile Less then lethal rounds and nylon jaycore glassbreakers)
"Hey you got any more of those bullets?" hahahahaha
Mike Thomson I call the bullets half the time and I don't say I hit people I say I killed them xD
I've been playing for years now and it never once occurred to me to protect my groin since I've never been shot anywhere near there. That ending made all kinds of paranoid now lmao
I got head shot last time I played. And not the head on my shoulders.
@@waynemattson9143 you ok
@@kobra8050 nah he daed💀👽💀🌚
"In life, it's wise to wear a cup more often than you may think"
-Sun Tzu, just after an enemy spy kicked him in the balls during a paintball match
Yesterday was my first time, I was crouched and somehow still had my dingle grazed
1:25 was me when I first started lol
WE COULD BE SUCH GOOD SNIPERSSSS
Nak Attack your profile pick fits this
Nak Attack "AWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEEEEEEE"
*SNIPER RIFLESSSSSSSAZHAHSBWNWBENK2JWWOEIEOBRFNDJ*
YEEEEEEAAAAA SNUPER RUFFLEEEE
DW_ zalan25 i was about to say that
2:17 what every man is wondering
Shane Butler got hit in the dick by a teammate the first time i ever played paintball. lets just say they regretted doing that
Eldridge Harris I got shot in the dick once , I was lucky cuz I was wearing jeans and it hit the metal zip lol
First time I ever played airsoft I admit I did the paper towel trick. Then I realized airsoft doesn't hurt at all with a layer of clothing. Then I played paintball, and got nailed in deez nuts.
Dave Smith paper towel trick ?????
What they talked about in the video, balling up some paper towels to pad the $1.50 from impacts.
as someone who just went paintballing for the first time ever today, this is 100% accurate
1:43 BEST CHRIS FARLEY IMPRESSION..
*Looks at Marballizer*
“Oh so those are the marbles?”
I remember when i worked at cousins paintball at the jersey field. I heard all of this and more. I still chuckle when people say “getting hit hurts” when part of your job is literally to get shot multiple times every weekend.. lol
The whiting location right? I went out there a few times with some friends, last time I made it out there was the dark ops a bit more than a year before covid hit
Well getting hit does hurt lol
1:45 I love Chris Farley. This is the best thing I've seen all week
1:38 billy Madison anyone?
Yeesssss
ScoutClass yeeeee
ScoutClass yeye
ScoutClass I definitely recognized it. It was so clear
yeah i get it
When a new player sees u all geared out and they ask are you a pro are you sponsored
That's a great one!
luisaldaz23 lol yea and it actually feels good because they look up to you and always wanna be on your team 😂😂😂
luisaldaz23 I am sponsored tho
I remember playing paintball the first time and seeing those guys suited up with about four pods at their waist, various protective pads, and using '"guns" with those dual trigger systems. While I'm out there with a T-shirt and a rental "gun" and mask. Kinda felt jealous, till they started complaining about getting shot here and there, and that its like 100 degrees outside. But I'm still there taking it like a man.
Having worked as a ref at a field, I can’t tell you how hilariously accurate this is.
The frozen paintball clip. So true. My dad used to run a paintball course in upstate New York. Frozen paintball were completely useless, at least they were 15 years ago. More often than not they'd just shatter in the barrel after being shot. During the cold winters I think he had to buy special paintballs to be able to even play games.
I’ve tried it on my own and frozen paintballs actually kinda work
@@agripinoelfino8126 they do, i know. Used to play at this indoor place called The Plex and they would announce in the winter not to pick up used balls. That they didnt heat the warehouse at night, only the front office and it can get very cold in here and cause them to harden and hurt players 😂😂😂
1:45 Billy Madison reference
Mason Harmatiuk Ohhh Veronica Vaughn
I knew when he started to say about the same thing
Nice subtle Chris Farley in there
but you could imagine if he did LOL classic
If they're going to quote Chris Farley they should at least get the quote right. Otherwise awesome video lol
I'm 35 years old; I am divorced, and in I live in a van down by the river.
Blake Rosenberg
lucky....
Blake Rosenberg wow i envy you man im not kidding, id do what you do any day
Sideburns is my favorite character. Such a great build up from the first meeting. 5/5 would go play just to speak with sideburns. Such a celebrity
1:50 love the billy Madison reference
thought i was the only one
"What are those tubes go into your barrel"
"Your gun was how much?"
"Hey bro will my gun shoot first strike?"
The first strike had me DYING LMAO
you forgot the one dude who asks to borrow pain but never buys his own
Tyler Serafin lol 😅
Literally spend an extra 50+ every time I go with my friend, dude burns a 1/4th case per game, and still complains when we've run out of paint
Paint*
Jackass gets to avoid paint balls like Neo, and then "asks to borrow" MY hard earned PAIN?
@@ihvnz *pain
My favorite is always "does that one shoot harder?!"
I use a fancy magfed, so the answer is of course yes.
1:36 BILLY MADISON REFRENCE!
Chris Farley as the bus driver in Billy Madison ahahahaha
I thought paintball would be good exercise, but now that I'm looking at some of the players...
getatchaboi yunblood it really is great exercise all you have to do is play snake or Doritos
you missed a few. play with younger kids or play in an urban setting
Well, these are NEW players. Maybe after a couple months...
PbNation Paintball Let's hope they play often then lol. Let's also hope that regular play will cause them to revaluate their choices in facial hair too.
getatchaboi yunblood speed soft is better bud why don't you give it try.
The Billy Madison bit had me chuckling. Well played.
The first one actually happened to me spot on my first time paintballing. It was in front of a whole crowed! I was soo embarrassed 😂
*While getting shot at...
"Sorry ref I know you said we can't take our masks off but mine got really foggy."
LosDos Films I did that once but I was behind a tree and git a shit ton of paint in my mouth. is that reasonable? This a legitimate question
TheGameSense hell no it's no, someone could push you and might hit you in the eye, never take your mask off during a match lol
I did that and i got kicked out for the rest of the day! it was my bday too LMAO
it was a time some dude took off his mask and got shoot right between his eyes ; he was so scared that he didnt stop laughing of fear ,he was really lucky
The ref where I was at was chill asf. I just lifted it enough to get my fingers into the mask so I didn't take it off at all.
1:38 billy Madison lol
The whole billy Madison bit with the frozen paintballs, I have no idea how many times I’ve heard it, but it’s 1000% accurate 😂
The one and only time I’ve played paintball ( so far ) I was the only new player so I had no idea what to do yet didn’t say any of these things. Only because I had a buddy who introduced me to the crew as the one kid who had no idea what to do. I was shot in the facemask right between the eyes and at that moment I realized that this was fun af.
Oh yea same, got headshotted first hour. I didn't understand what was going on much but it wasnt bad xd
0:45 thats what my friend said XD we roasted him so hard
Says the one playing fortnite🤣🤣😃😃
k k “hacking clashroyale” 🤣🤣 get a life.
@@wattreelol5166 "10,000 subs with no vids" you shit the fuck up🤣🤣🤣🤣
k k 🤣🤣🤣 nah nah nah no u
@@wattreelol5166 no u yes u anti yes u🤣
1:34 that's A reference from the movie Billy Madison
not many kids will get the reference
True
Cody Accettola such a good movie 😂😂
Bay Area Buggs Tommy boy
ODOYLE RULES
“when do we get out exo suits” 😂
I had a great time at my friends birthday party, I recommend this place. It’s amazing!
I was shot almost point blank in the balls once... The game was over and someone didn't hear that and shot me... Right there.... got really swollen.... and that was my first time ever playing paint ball!
Yuki Ross For me I'm a pussy so I'm scared to get lit up so when I'm ever the last few alive I just say I'm hit, and leave as always the last one gets it the worse lol.
And last?
@@JA-tp1uw actually yeah. Nit because of that. I just haven't had the opportunity to go or a group to go with
LOL man started when I was 12 and just turning 22 this year.. god we use to say dumb shit like this, to funny!
FuzzyFruits *too
G-man Starr too**
FuzzyFruits to'o'wo*
FuzzyFruits lol you spent the last 10 years playing irl cod,that's realy sad
You're the one that called it irl cod...
I love how they did that scene from Billy Madison went back to school when the bus driver was saying that he had sex with a hot teacher LOL that was so funny
You missed my newbie mistake: Paintballs were falling off at about ten feet, so I went to the guy behind the counter and asked what was wrong.
Without even breaking eye-contact, he grabbed the gun, twisted the tank about a half-turn, and handed it back, to me.
I think he has some experience with idiots like me, lol.
Same day, I wasn't paying attention to my ammo hopper, it went empty without me noticing, and it took the ref calling from the side "Think you're empty, bud!" for me to realize I'd been dry-firing for quite a while.
Are you okay?
I died of laughter at 1:24😂😂😂 the guy in green said when do we get our exo suits
Billy Madison reference was hilarious!
Lol I remember a couple years before I actually started playing, I was talking about renting snipers
Dont think we didnt see that billy madison reference dawg xD
If I had a dollar for every time I heard a noob talk about frozen paintballs, I'd have my own park.
2:10 his helmet was upside down 😂
Mask*
no shit
Yeah cause he was not inside the "battlefield" so he out it up like that.
Mask and it’s supposed to be like that when your not in the feild
They wear it like that so they don’t need to Cary and have it on there face
1:34 that Billy Madison reference lmao
I’m actually a ref at a paintball park and I can say this is pretty accurate 😂
1:35 RIP Chris Farley
Zach Stucker what happened?
I remember saying "Nice helmet"
I SAW THE CHRIS FARLEY REFERENCE....Thank you and well done
1:35 Guy Reminds Me Of Chris Farley 👍🏽
Frozen paintball part. Chris Farley impression?
For sure.
The lil Call of Duty kids get on my nerves some days when I used to ref.
I will never forget that place I’ve been there for my friends birthday and played in low compact and it was a fun experience
This is literally all soo true. I paintball at Blitz (Colorado) and i love when i walk around woth my gear and every one stops and stares. I even made a homeade Riot Shield that i use with my TipX pistol
1:20 sounds like me
Anyone else catch that Billy Madison skit?!?
Missed it. Was it the heavy guy going on about his friend. No he didnt. Reminds me of the chris farley scene.
Sneaker Ahead yeah love that part of this and billy Madison
Sneaker Ahead I knew it was something with Chris Farley was thinking tommy boy.
Les get into it
Yeah
0:10: I've only played like 6 times but AHHHH THAT HURTSSS
Just close the hopper bruh 😂
The Chris Farley skit was on point!!😂😂
Another one is can I shoot fully automatic lol and if u have pro looking gear u get asked so many questions lol
my reply was simple. sure but I will put you with the more exp players
Ryan Fitzgerald there's a thing called dual trigger ffs
Yep. Seen every one of these too.
Thank you for that Chris Farley shout out!
Ran a field for 5 years and heard almost all of these every day!
The ome thing every new players going to say "Is it going to hurt?"
To be honest I've never played paintball. But I have played airsoft. Now I'm not saying they are the same thing but in some ways they are very similar. So I think i would be ok.
Come try it! You'd be amazed at the similarities and the differences.
yeah man. paintball is a lot of fun. speedball is the real deal IMO haha ;)
Tyler Bowers paintball is fun as fuck you should try it
I have played both and I think that airsoft is a little better in my opinion just because it's more realistic and you can get more tactical but I think that paint ball is still very awesome and fun
Creepernic27 Nicolas paintball and airs off serve two different markets in my opinion. Air soft players are very mil-sim oriented and tactical while paintball players like a little bit more variety in their games and more fast paced action.
i work at a paintball field too I've almost heard all of them especially picking up crap off the ground and putting it in to the gun and saying it was not me when we know what number rental gear they have.
That Billy Madison with Chris Farley skit tho! Lol
You forgot: where do I fill up my NOS? My buddy uses a NOS tank and it shoots 1000 mph. Haha good video... I had a good laugh!
That Billy Madison reference 😂
2:04 I’m pretty sure you can adjust the velocity on a 98 custom, just keep it below 300 feet per second. ( I once increased my friends mini gs to 300 and got kicked out because I didn’t know the rules )
I go to this same paintball place. It’s in Toronto Canada
They forgot the classic rental gun run out of air trick so now it's a machine gun!
Dream Empire that one is the best lol I was at a paintball place in IL this little kid ran out of air and he said Awe sweet I have a machine gun now. I replied ya go tell that to the reff
The sniper part is the cringiest but truest shit on this list. I cant stand when kids go off about being a "sniper". Like kid paintball guns shoot like 100 feet not 800 metres.
Cheesedman Place near me has a sniper paintball gun that they handmade and give out to people on there birthdays. (They have to schedule a birthday party) The only down side of it is you can only use it on specific fields and you have to have a ref with you to confirm your the suggested distance away from other people
I love the little Chris Farley nod in their 😂😂😂 That Veronica Vaughn IS one hot piece of ace though….
I've watched this a couple times and just now got the chris Farley reference 🤣
that Billy Madison reference though
Um... that billy Madison reference though
Excellent Farley impression!
Loved the Farley lines
Did anybody else catch that guy say that one line from Billy Madison
At 1:00 are those guns semi automatic and what they called
Yes they are semi auto and they are tippmann ft 12
@@BeanDip125 they are semi auto guns and they are tippmann rental guns when you dont want to buy a gun
@@blueberry_dubs9524 what guns should I buy?
I miss playing paintball. So much fun!
I’ve only ever played twice and I’ve never said anything like this , but my paintball place did have different types of guns , they weren’t like snipers or anything, but they had longer/shorter/faster ones
1:35 Billy Madison Reference wonder who else caught that
As someone who recently played paintball for the first time with 17 friends who were also new to paintball, I can confirm most of these are true… especially the frozen paintball one
When my sister went paintballing for the first time she had me shoot here a couple times with my marker so she knew what to expect. I also had her bite a paintball so she would know how it tastes and that it's totally harmless. She had a blast and came back with the welts to prove it
I rewatched this video and I finally understood the scene where there is dirt in the hopper due to the player picking up paint.
1:30 I’m sure no one has ever been that far away from society to say that unironically
I CANT BELIEVE YOU PULLED A FARLEY REFERANCE LOOOWWWWW.
Everyone who dosnt play paintball tells me they shot frozen ones
And im like
"Thats how i know you didnt play"
1:56 i love that billy Madison reference xD
1:25 That’s me when I first played but I killed it
Is this a re-upload. I think ive seen these before
Yes, Defcon put it on their channel. It's how I saw it and asked them if we could upload it too.
Urdenial yes he copied it from a less popular channel
The billy madison reference was amazing lol
Aye that billy Madison reference was clean💯😂