I also love the rassy lacism joke. It reminds me of a friend who berated me for making fun of people who get their G's and J's mixed up. I said, oh come on Jarry it's gust a goke.
Once pandemic restrictions on international travel are relaxed, please consider a national tour of Australia. You have plenty of fans here and will easily sell out theatres in both capital and regional cities.
@@profesionalshitposter675 Just googled it lol. Custard is a kind of dessert. So he got "Custard-Y (adj)" referring to the dish. The made up word custardy might be mistaken for the "custody (n)" of his children.
Rosary: *exists* Bored Priest: *anal beads* Little Todd: *excitedly waits for his turn* Todd's Uncle: *kills priest for making nephew cheat on him* Christians: *forgive uncle and make him new priest on behalf of wearing socks with sandals*
Well, Prince Philip won't piss himself anymore...
*laughs, applauds, looks around "oooh *
I also love the rassy lacism joke. It reminds me of a friend who berated me for making fun of people who get their G's and J's mixed up. I said, oh come on Jarry it's gust a goke.
Razy lacism...
@@boleperishon5272 OH! I spelt it Rong than?
@@skepticusmaximus184 yes yu did sorry dood
@@goldenstunter8525 Thanx. 😉
Once pandemic restrictions on international travel are relaxed, please consider a national tour of Australia. You have plenty of fans here and will easily sell out theatres in both capital and regional cities.
"Apparently I ruined that funeral"
Thank you Jimmy. It's been a mad year and this is just what I needed. Long live comedy/how we really feel during this mess. Thanks again.
Well this was before Jimmy surrendered to the woke brigade.
'Plasterers radio'..... 😳😂😂
love it!! jimmy, your shows have been a wonderfull treat during these corona times, much appreciated
I know Jimmy's new best visual joke:
His hair...
I hope Jimmy's not gonna hate me now. Or himself...
Lol
Jimmy outshines all others. He is brilliant . Love to sit and have a chat with him!
Jimmy you legend, thanks for the laughs.
That just absolutely made my day.
Thanks Jimmy!
"I did get custody" 😆
*custard-y
whats the joke I dont understand
@@profesionalshitposter675 Just googled it lol.
Custard is a kind of dessert.
So he got "Custard-Y (adj)" referring to the dish.
The made up word custardy might be mistaken for the "custody (n)" of his children.
Brilliant use of an hour 😂😂😂
At last, a long awaited breath of fresh air. : )
"HOMELESSER?"
No. They were trapped inside, they're all dead.
When the world blows up it would be homelessest
Omgsh!!. Jimmy is such a great comedian!
Thanks for sharing these Jimmy. It made the pandemic bearable!
Pure gold
The joke's on that guy at 2:56, because a woman can run faster with her dress off than a man can with his pants around his ankles.
...love this guy! So funny!!! 😄
Nobody else had made me laugh so much ever
Dwarf shortage😂😂🤣😂😂
Couldn't stop laughing. from start to finish, was in hysterics. Cheers Jimmy.
My stomach hurts and i'm german.. 😂 btw his "Schadenfreude" was pretty good (sounds sweet with the aczent) !
A laugh in every joke.
It may be long, but always worth the laughs. Thanks for the video, Mr. Carr.
Can't wait until I see you live jimmy
Damn, some of these are new to me!
I consume Jimmy 😂
@@benji_5095 Hope you had your shower cap on
I would buy that Autobiography
Jimmy made life great
Fantastic guy
These are fucking great!
The stuff you can show on CZcams, I swear.
This? This is nothing lol
Rosary: *exists*
Bored Priest: *anal beads*
Little Todd: *excitedly waits for his turn*
Todd's Uncle: *kills priest for making nephew cheat on him*
Christians: *forgive uncle and make him new priest on behalf of wearing socks with sandals*
Tax jokes didn't age well, eh Jimmy?
1:06:32 deep fried whiskey bonbons. your welcome.
I like it Jimmy Carr the visuals of stand up and beautiful
Eggscellent!!
Im bipolar, i Was reliefed to know why im fked up.. true story.
You fucking legend!
3:52 Prince Phillip was how old 🤯
"dwarf shortage"
Love you Jimmy best comedian would love if u replied
Dwarf shortage
Definently needs more ads
10:18 ?????BRUHH
Somehow the pictures are worse than my imagination.
Watching this after prince Philip died
Everyone is now.
I'd like to see the photo finish of the multiple "first" comments.
well jimmy as long as your not confused for wayn carr..... that would be well.... ummm ok
This video was made when Prince Philip was 82.
Let that sink in..
Think there’s a mistake there as he says Diana died 14 years ago (97+14= 2011) meaning 10 years ago meaning Prince Philip is 89/90.
@@Tj-ku8td Yeh it was Jimmy, as our consort wasnt 82 in 2011.
oh lol
40:35
I wish he would come to the states more!! But I can understand why he doesn’t. Snowflakes will get him canceled after the first joke!!
43:13
I really hate how this channel ruins the flow of adverts by throwing in some Jimmy Carr jokes. 😑
Actually Frodo doesn't do it.
Auch! Jimmy!
I put the fun in funeral
I love the 'dwarf shortage' joke. Especially in light of all this diversity quota madness. There really could be a short dwarfage... Er ... I mean...
Where would we be without sat nav .... there HALF an hour quicker is the correct answer !
Imagine if Jimmy car replied to me!
Ya, Imagine that you load lover!
imagine if he didn’t
Imagine spelling his name right to even get his attention
sad
Jimmy's driving KITT???
No becuse apple juice doesn't contain carbonic acid.
First Jimmy
Is it odd my underwear shrunk sir
It's Lloyd Cole 😎
He looks like a British Richard Nixon
U.
🤦♂️
How this video still have ads?
Full show Jim jefferies
First
first
Ohh Jimmy you dont have a wife luvvy. 🤥🤭
Can u imagine a sjw or a woke scrub watching this?
I have a 1 word Joke. fail.
I don’t like these. Ruins the subtlety,
seems American.
very on the nose, doesn’t really add much to the experience to justify it. then again we have the luxury of just listening to it
I honestly find this very unfunny.
good for you
@@cookiecrumbler2345 thanks
gutter comedy repugnant
The hard drain unusually print because burst worrisomely disappear of a hard hippopotamus. defective, funny good-bye
People call this comedy 🙆🏻♂️🙆🏻♂️🤮