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#GTA5 #GTAV - Hry
When Lyle has an adventure with Tomar, they do a cool flip.
When Lyle has an adventure with Zach, they strike a deal with a demon.
When Lyle has an adventure with Chris, they get into monkey business.
When Tomar and Chris have an adventure, they have to deescalate a fight they started with the passengers of a party bus
This is why we call one the B plot and one the A plot
that demon guy has such a weird voice, reminds me of the guy playing as piglet on that jontron video about vr troopers. also I love how the demon man instantly gets killed when everybody gets spawned into the giant plane lol
@@theawesomefurseal2170 Lyle has appeared on oneyplays with dd and Julian. They played chameleon twist and super Mario world
The recurring Satan constantly angry about his car is underrated lmao.
"You took my tank, you sonofabitch"
"you took my wife you sunovabitch"
@Captain Bruh "That's my wife, you son-of-a-bitch”
You took my car you son of a bitch
I pay rent on that fuckin thing, you son-of-a-bitch.
i love how zach just can't behave for the life of him
He is chaos incarnate
he's my spirit animal and my sleep paralysis demon.
Its in his nature
i love your icon
Seeing dozens of planes materialize in the sky just about kills me
It’s like a movie about a group of bored chaotic gods interacting with humanity
Ikr, it’s amazing
This is what’s happens when someone finds all the tomar emeralds.
Good stuff for netflix
Modern Greek mythology in the making.
First part, mythology of chaotic gods. Second part, surreal Lynch / Tarantino film.
Lyle falling out the back of the cargo plane with a fading scream is a criminally underrated part of this series
50:43
along with 1:38:21 just watching him say his goodbyes while default positioning away like that
@@ArchDennam i think it's better if it starts at 50:42
@@familyguyfeline fair point, gon edit my subcomment
Wow. I rofl'd
I just love any incident that involves the proximity chat
31:55
"you probably just left tomar to die in a horrible crash"
*tomar spawns covered in blood*
"I was just in a motorcycle accident"
This is easily one of the best series, it plays out like a movie
Act 1: family vacation
Act 2: invisible gang
Act 3: everything else
I can make that happen
Lyle your character looks like he smells like shit
@@gulfcoastgaming6034 what part is it where lyle and zach search for tomar and chris where they made a deal with satan
My favourite part was the overarching plot of trying to shoot missiles into a massive crowd of players
Becomes quiet:
Everyone:
"Where's Zach?"
Zach is like a kid or dog. If he's quiet he's up to no good
@@christopherherr7561 holy shit that's so true 😆
Words uttered right before disaster.
1:38:16 The way Chris screams "WHERE'S ZAAACH?!?!?" with such pure emotion and genuine fear and panic, all while Lyle is casually sliding behind the car giving his goodbye speech, is such a great moment.
The emergency vehicle sirens make it better
Like some horrible 911 esque tragedy occurred
lmao fr
The Motifa cameo at 22:54 was like a marvel movie moment
Yeah it was just like seeing Tobias Funke in Endgame lol
@@gogomonkey6341 Well yea, this is the prequel to the Motifa saga, recounting the legend of the 4 wacky characters that appeared on earth because they were bored. Before they leave, they bestow upon one lucky person who may or may not actually be an alien a bunch of silly powers so they have something funny to watch from their realm.
That isn't Motifa. Not all black people look the same you racist.
More like 23:32
@@weaktea4981 canon
“Call me Rosa because I am parked, compadre.”
That’s a damn underrated Lyle line.
Tomar “Hershel president of Footlocker”, Chris “Chimp”, Lyle “Investment Banker”, and Zach “Green and Retired”
Zach does a better chimp
@@snailsaredumb9412 He used to, but he is green and retired now.
@@gigastrike2 Charlie is yellow, though
@J.R. Spingly *yes, YES! NO! YES*
there should be posters with their characters on them with their titles underneath them
That guy just beating the hell out of Zach yelling "take his shoes take his shoes!" had me rolling
Time stamp?
@@mmbillyblue 30:34
With the sped up wonderwall intro
"...you don't want to be around heeere when we're hungrrry..."
1:46:04 hearing batman frantically scream "im on fucking fire" is possibly one of the best things i have ever heard
Tomar!! Tomar No!!!!!
29:25
I really love the idea of your friend popping out of existence and yelling "WAIT, IT WORKED"
laughing like a serial killer then saying "WE MADE A DEAL WITH SATAN"
I wonder how the Green and Retired man is celebrating the Holidays
He's celebrating them green and retired.
@@luxie8097 I wouldnt want it any other way
To be fair everyday is a holiday when you’re both green *AND* retired
By not existing on that server ever again after that appearance
It's Christmas, so he's Red and Green and Retired
32:46 the way you can hear Satan for a second before he get's cut off is so good
30 minutes in: took a road trip, discovered a dinosaur, carried a car in a helicopter, popped a blimp, found a party bus, and made a deal with the devil...
Did a sweet trick
"I would hate for them to be hurt so I will fire in their direction so they will run away." - actual violent Tomar quote from actual violent Tomar being actually violent (Tomar style)
How violent
I don’t mean to get political or anything but Zach opens fire on every pedestrian he sees. Tomar may not be the only sadist around here.
@Adollamite D fun fact: The reason Zach is so chaotic is because he found one of the Tomas emeralds and it corrupted him beyond repair
@@danfan5415 as they say absolute power corrupts absolutely, but even just a 1/7 of absolute power is enough to corrupt anyone...
That’s scary
Idk if it’s because it’s so late or if I’m that immature, but that dude who kept pulling up going, “you took my car your sob” had me in literal tears.
“You dont scare me san’a clauusse…”
It’s fucking hilarious. His voice is perfect. Also “that’s my aircraft you sonofabitch” had me literally in tears
At 1:06:04 The random return of the devil who is always accusing the boys of stealing his vehicles made me laugh to tears
1:10:20 something about Zach's casual "I'm getting outta here" when Chris says he's dressed as his dad is just TOO perfect. 😂
25:40 fucking love how theyve been looking for other players the whole time until they find the bus which they all just pour out of like a clown car
1:50:59 Tomar really meant when he said he wanted the monkeys off the streets
Its a wonder he didnt attack sonny
I was watching that exact video right before this one
Segmented version:
Part 1: Family Vacation 0:00
Part 2: Hijacking 17:33
Part 3: Separated 24:14
Part 4: Reunion 29:24
Part 5: The Party 38:16
Part 6: The Invisiboys 44:28
Part 7: Planes, Boats, and Tanks 49:00
Part 8: Suburban Warfare 1:01:19
Part 9: Rural Living 1:09:19
Part 10: Back to the City 1:16:19
Part 11: Carpooling 1:32:17
Part 12: Monkey wrangling 1:50:06
Part 13: Gang Wars 2:04:42
Part 14: The Calm Before 2:13:48
Part 15: Terrorism 2:20:18
Part 16: Farewell 2:22:57
Going into this blind, I'm very scared and excited based on the segment titles
@@crispwater7294 I hope you left a better person
@@M..J.. I did, I really did. I am now green AND retired
@@crispwater7294 Good for you
The 16 stages of grief
50:50 really kills me over and over again
It's the way Lyle's "AUGH" fades out as he goes off screen lmfao
Times when the Devil shows up:
25:12 - "That's my car, you son of a bitch!"
27:58 - "That's my vehicle, you fuckin' son of a bitch!"
28:31 - He rips a bong and grants a deal to Lyle and Zach.
30:06 - "You took my car, you son of a bitch!"
32:44 - "That's my helicopter, y-"
1:05:40 - "You took my jet, you son of a bitch!"
Edit, ty @GhotiCan:
1:06:06 - "You took my tank, you son of a bitch!"
Don't forget 1:06:07
"You took my tank, you son of a bitch!"
When Zach was screaming falling out of the cargo thing I almost puked I was laughing so hard. I'm a 38 year old mom watching this at 4:31am and crying/dying wtf is this reality
I love when he does that scream😂
Well your children will grow up developing wonderful senses of humor lol
If you have that kind of fun at 4:31 am it's just the fruits of life at this point! :D
Did you stay up until 4:31am or did you wake up early?
That's one of his rarest screams but it _always_ catches me off guard and stops me in my tracks laughing :D
1:08:38 is not only my favourite OneyPlays moment but probably my favourite Lets Play moment of all time. Zach’s ashamed fear as he tells Chris about his mistake followed by the blood curdling scream is everything.
29:29 might be the most genuine Lyle laugh we've heard thus far.
8:20
I fucking love it when Zach tries to get everyone to repeat a phrase or word at the same time
@psychoticpebblesOnly the men of culture 🟢👴🏻
19:11 Zach’s glorious scream of fear as he accepts his painful death is fucking beautiful
7:19 I never noticed zach's character doing a superhero landing while getting out of the car there lol
Lyle and zach helplessly watching tomar horrifically dying in a 9/11esq accident is funny
The funni hindenburg reenactment is my favorite oneyplays moment
Top 10 oneyplays moment
Number 10: The 9/11 / Hindenburg reenactment. Still to this day people can't decide what the reenactment is supposed to actually represent.
And what's amazing is that it was actually the second Hindenburg recreation on this channel.
This might be the best oney plays series from them accidentally recreating the hindenburg to Lyle and Tomar making a deal with the devil to a plane magically hovering away as 30 people start glitching through it. MASTERPIECE
Hindenburg and 9/11 had a baby
Accidentally recreating the Hindenburg AGAIN.
im a year late but it was Lyle and Zach who struck the deal with Satan
making deals with High Satan to get your friends back.
Truly a Christmas miracle
Not a bad bargain too, all you need is a soul and a car lol
The Satan guy is more funnier than Lyle
@@charlie1234500 don't you dare talk about my husband like that
41:10 the taco casually recreates the ending of Joker
Trivia: This is the first appearance of the character "Sonny" on OneyPlays.
He was only in this and Mr. Maze, right?
I hadn't even realize he was in this. I thought he was just a random person following them in GTA server
@@racepace9955 yea, me too. We didn't know who he was until he was introduced in Mr. Maze and Stuart Little later on
@@placeholder_009 Funny thing is I watched both of those. I didn't connect the dots until I read the comment.
Did you know?
13:32 my goodness that scream
1:09:00 that's genuine fear in Zach's voice lmao
There's no doubt that's the best part of the entire video
Epic
I love how one guy on the server has just decided that his entire character is "you took my ___ you son of a bitch"
Its funny tho
Chris,Zach,Tomar,and Lyle the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
Lyle: "Maybe we should take Chris' words to heart and stop killing people at random."
Chris moments later: "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"
This is the oney gang outside of camera
when Tomar did his voice, the whole time if you listen closely you can hear Jaxxy crying in the background
She opened his spaghetti
I love how this is edited like an actual family adventure
2:01:38
"Maybe if you dig into his head with a screwdriver you can unscrew all his little thoughts..."
-Lyle Rath (2020)
I really feel that Lyle is the highlight of the series. He
-was there for a cool flip
-made a deal with a demon
-flipped Chris off
-had the best bit as a a young entrepreneur during the second half of the series
-had a funny fall
-swam with an orca
-searched the menu for a boat
Side note: I despise that guy putting on that fake-ass "woman" voice. It's the most grating and annoying voice ever.
I'm starting to appreciate that Lyle's secretly a genius. And yeah, once the cringelord showed up around 1:54:13 it became unwatchable.
Woah
Oh my fucking god I remember that what the shit
@Psychoticpebbles I meant before I watched it please don't be mean I have autism and add and ADHD bpd bd also HD
I think the "woman" voice was actually just a character voice, like a clown or puppet might have. It definitely stands out.
Having two perspectives was a really good choice for this game. Definitely one of the funniest series on the channel and the editing is top notch.
55:30 that shot was glorious
23:00 - 23:31 is the most cinematic moment ive seen in gta so far
my chest rumbled when the blimp hit the building like I was standing right there on the ground
@@brendalballentine9422 my chest simply flipped upside down like a silly little roller coaster esque monster fella
15:17 - “what da hell? someone just rang my doorbell-“
16:37 - “call me rosa ‘cause i am parked compadre!”
18:39 - the beverly hills plane incident of 2020
18:47 - “good luck you guys.”
19:04 - “this is the best road trip ever.”
19:07 - real footage of zach’s brutal demise.
[COMEDY GOLD BEGINS]
22:15 - “not yet, not yet-oh, well; there goes tomar.”
22:43 - “do you think i can highjack this blimp?”
22:56 - MOTIFA SIGHTING.
23:00 - the other angle of the goodyear blimp debacle of 2020
23:23 - tomar fucking dies.
23:26 - 9/11 with a blimp.
23:31 - women tragically gets run over in LA traffic; GRAPHIC.
25:12 - “that’s my car you son of a bitch.”
26:10 - chris’s wisdom reaches zach and lyle.
26:58 - satan’s return.
27:53 - motorcycle begins the rapture on innocent bystander.
28:31 - satan trilogy continues.
29:43 - helicopter reunion.
30:34 - “awh, what happened to him?”
30:46 - lyle begins his motorcycle rapture journey.
40:10 - chris’s best intentions back-“fire”.
40:31 - “if you run me over, i’ll become more powerful than you’ll ever se-“
1:07:58 - “there’s an unauthorized dog in the street. dog-“, “please i’m begging you!”
1:09:24 - green and retired origin story.
Tomar really found himself during this playthrough, but then reset back to his conniving evil self
Oh baby I got here while its fresh, the bodies are still warm.
Just how i like em
zach getting everyone in the park to say "i am green and i am retired" in unison will always be funny
Gotta appreciate Tomar committing to the Flanderized caricature we’ve painted him as
1:04:29 I don't know why but seeing Zach causing chaos by over spawning planes is very funny to me.
It's hilarious how Zach has the instincts of a grandmother when it comes to navigating video games and video game menus
Zach constantly spewing automatic weapons fire from the back seat is a throwback to his actual childhood.
I don't care what anyone else says, 1:48:27 - 1:48:32 is THE MOST beautiful clip of this entire video. It is simple fact of matter.
1:41:39 - 1:53:41 and 2:05:18 - 2:07:30 are great sequences of events, Lou is an underrated guy from this series
Lyle really wanted to go on a underwater submarine adventure and it hurts me to know they didn't
where's the iconic moment of Zach screaming as the giant plane is crashing? Timestamp please! edit: I guess about 1:08:28
1:08:54 it's here
It's great to see the Myth that is Green AND Retired once again. He's Green, but most of all, he's Retired.
false, he was green before he was retired. So most of all he is green, you got to eat up those breadcrumbs properly.
But what he will not admit is that he is my father.
The whole time Lyle was trying to spawn a boat was comedy
The scream at 50:51 is way too perfect
That blimp segment was like one of those found footage disaster movies, how horrific.
Props to the fans on here for being great extras for the oneybois to play off of,
No repeating old jokes or just copying them, they all were wierd in their own way.
Kudos!
1:14:50 I listen to oneyplays while I go to sleep, and there was something so funny about hearing Zach out of nowhere yell "WOah, I fell through the world"
Sonny's full name is "Sonny Computer Entertainment America"
just the callback to lyle screaming “why are you guys up here” while falling and chris thinking he was above him is hilarious
Whatever point Tomar started doing an impression of himself was a glorious day indeed.
Zach’s goal throughout this entire video was to cause as much chaos as possible
I loved when Chris said “Lyle your character looks like he smells like shit” ... it’s so true 😂
This series feels like it’s structured like a movie. From the multiple perspectives of the Tomar-Blimp fiasco, the different side stories and the perfect structuring of jokes like “Maybe we should listen to Chris and not kill people” while Chris is casually picking a fight with about 20 people.
1:21:10
I lost it really hard when they managed to crash that firetruck almost perfectly into a parking spot, and then just casually got out. Ace Ventura would be proud.
That's my favourite moment as well!!!
33:17 and 28:11 Chris got a bod like the talking hotdogs in regular show
Already saw a comment about it before, but it genuinely feels like Tomar, Lyle, Zach and Chris are all gods that got bored and decided to just interact with civilization.
The immortality, the blimp 9/11, the deal with a demon who kept getting mad about his car, Zach being chaotically evil and Chris saying that you can find Zach wherever the most chaotic area is, the jets fighting in the sky while Lyle and Tomar lead tanks into a battle...
It feels like this whole episode was just a peak into an autistic kid's playtime with his LEGO or something.
Another compilation of that beautiful era where the boys played together.
27:55 wonder wall in the background fucking cracks me up every time.
I love around 30:34 when Zach's getting beat up and the Wonderwall guy contributes by playing the song but faster and more frantic
I love seeing what Lyle's doing during this. He bounces off of his friends but when it cuts to him alone or running across people by himself it's always gold.
9:30 *NO NO ITS TOO LATE WE ARE HUNGRY*
god I love zach
if anyone else is wondering, he is green and he's retired
1:06:08 : Chris gets clotheslined by a tank turret-
Lou the deep voice Monster Hunter is the best anime oc ever.
This is an iconic series, for this is the one where Lyle loses his soul to the devil, for a slight convenience in a video game, no less.
The only things Tomar needs to play Grand Theft Auto are unattended cars and a blunt object for "window shopping".
THIS SUMMER...
A RETIREE LEARNS THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP...
AND LEARNS THAT BEING GREEN...
MEANS YOU CAN NEVER BE BLUE...
[GREEN AND RETIRED]
We should put people who do squeaky fake anime voices in a gulag.
This is still probably my favorite Oneyplays series. It's just straight hilarity for 2 and a half hours. I also really appreciate that the fans didn't spend the whole time imitating the boys or making references, but rather played along like normal people. That makes it so much more fun to watch.
I would pay to see another series like this
watching all the guys side stories slowly emerge is like something out of pulp fiction
I love how Chris was messing around with vehicles while Zach was messing with people mentally
"I am green and I am retired" said in unison by the whole community warmed my heart
the visual of Lyle walking sassily with a rocket launcher saying "hey whatchu doin'?" is burned into my mind
Man, once Tomar starts the Chills voice he really can't stop can he.
I love Tomar’s impression of the other guys’ impression of him
No one's talking about coolswaggamer and how he was basically their 5th guy for awhile lol
1:08:59 "Its time to go to heaven my child"
A bit closer to heaven