Nostalgia Critic: Jurassic Park T-Rex Translation

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[@EEaglee]

The greatest female villain of all time.

[@victorm152]

I'm sorry I ever took you on as a client. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Mmmm, lawyer. Tastes like deep rooted insecurity and bitterness

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Another translations:
MY ROAR CAN POWER A THOUSAND NUCLEAR REACTORS!
I HAVE OVARIES OF ADAMANTIUM!
DUKE NUKEM IS MY DILDO!
THE DOOM SLAYER IS MY ADMIRER!
I'M THE GREATEST CREATURE EVOLUTION EVER MADE!

[@cbolanz1]

My Ovaries Are Chainsaws and My Vagina Eats Sharks Fucking Killed me!

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

1:01 I'd back away from any female that said her ovaries are chainsaws

[@gamer42go21]

How did you upload this in 2014 when nostalgia critic made his review on the movie that released in 2015?

[@stlouisrocker100]

The original review was posted on the Channel Awesome website in 2013. It was posted on CZcams in 2015

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Let's say it, the best female characters came from the 90's and 80's.