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That was honestly the only good line in the whole thing. It's sad to see the old Studio C cast like this. This is the first time I've seen one of their skits since the first season of freelancers, at it wasn't even because it looked funny.
@@MenachemASalomon it’s about more than just Jewish religion, it’s about religion that believes in this in general (like LDS and Christianity) But you know there’s probably more in no expert
@@Sixitboy Yeah, but the Jewish tradition on this is thousands of years old. The Midrash was written down between 1500 and 2000 years ago, and has been continuously taught (before and) since. It's not somebody opening a bible and trying to figure it out for himself.
You guys have been the funniest group I've ever seen on CZcams! Leaving studio c was a big change but the energetic, funny, og's of the show haven't changed...well, not towards the bad side anyways!
2:08 “What’s next? Rompers for men? I’m evil, but I’m not that evil.” - Jason Gray Little did he know he would later be fighting for a men’s romper defiantly…
I hope they explore the puppet thing more. The tail did a good job; eat potassium (maybe that’s why you had the banana?) and build muscle to get more endurance! (Holding up your arm like that gets tiring surprisingly quickly…)
He is right! The lying serpent is going away for a long time. A very long time. Like a very long time [Okay, we get it!]. In a place called. "The Lake of Fire." A place of no excape. A place void of all hope. A place void of all Love. A place void of cute little adorable puppies. A place void of God. Yes. The serpent is going away for a very long time. As in for all eternity. That is like a very long time. Like forever and ever and ever, without end.
Matt in Heaven: Jesus: I got you a gift! Matt: What is it! Jesus: A forever puppy. He will always be a puppy. Matt: A forever puppy! Thank You Jesus. You are the best. Puppy: Hello, Matt. You want to play with me. Matt: You can talk too? Heaven is so great! Puppy: Yes, Matt! It's heaven. Even the trees and grass sing praises to the Lord. Matt: We are going to have so much fun. Puppy. I love you Matt.
This was almost hilarious. The snake was perfection, especially. Best darn Satan-snake I've ever seen. But the skits are just off ever since the canned laugh track was removed. I actually didn't notice it when it was there, but once it was removed, the whole rhythm of the sketches was off. Ever tried watching Friends without the laugh track? That's what it feels like, and the muted laughter from the live audience just kind of makes it worse. Please bring back the laugh track!
For these sketches there was no laugh track. Just some people from the bts that were in the audience. In Studio C there wasn't a laugh track except during Covid times. They actually shoot infront of an audience of over 200 people.
This series was filmed during covid and they had to perform to an empty building then the audience watched it later which..... I think is why it's missing... maybe the instant reaction. Also, back during heavy lockdowns JK! were putting out 2 videos a week for their fan community and it is excellent, I highly recommend the Evening Plans series Whitney and Stephen did, Plant Soap opera and the Stuck Inside videos. not all of their videos are perfect but they are genuinely funny people :)
“You can’t put handcuffs on an angry noodle” - Jason 2022
That was honestly the only good line in the whole thing. It's sad to see the old Studio C cast like this.
This is the first time I've seen one of their skits since the first season of freelancers, at it wasn't even because it looked funny.
Those apples won't kill you, it just so happens that everyone who has eaten them has died.
Snake:That’s what I said!
What a "coincidence"
“Their fashion sense *leaves* something to be desired.”
I see what you did there.
Bible cop needs a movie!
You did great in this, Jason. You were very funny.
Nay, a trilogy!
@@ivanarcheous4731 "So we give him a saga, but we start with film 4, then 5 then 2..."
Yesss the Bible series but make it Bible cop
Amen
I love this bible cop series!
Its the best right?
Me to
It is incredible
The bible didn't actually mention an apple, just an unnamed fruit, so a banana could actually work lol
Or all apple Skittles
It probably wasn't a durian though.
Chances are it was figs
@@yoyo777 can also be wheat though for some reason
@@yoyo777
I've heard pomegranate.
Since they left studio C I had forgotten how funny they are. Great writing and chemistry, this was hilarious.
this is hands down their best Bible Cop one. and just a great sketch :D
'can't really put handcuffs on an angry noodle!' favorite line of all time 😂
YES
This kind of stuff is exactly what I miss in Studio C.
Great job Jk Studios!
Except the intro
Great sketch asides. The animated tail movement was so good and in-sync with the dialogue!!!
1:42 "I should be pressing charges against them." "You got them evicted by their landlord."
I know! That was just cruel
2:24 Idk why, but I love it when Matt says "Oh My" like that.
The way the hand set the food down is hilarious 🤣
Matt ate the forbidden 🍎 skittles. He's doomed. 😉
I love it! 🤣🤣 Imagine if he slipped through the hand cuffs!
0:25 Matt is a special boy. Lol
Matt's inner Ryan giggling with joy on the inside...
this was so great! i love, love, love jason and matt in sketches togther! it makes me so happy!
Who was playing the tail? If it was Jason's hand I can't imagine how he contorted himself to do it.
Right? That was some impressive tailwork
I think it was Adam.... (He wrote the sketch.... So😂)
“I am but a humble *‘armless* apple Santa.”
I see what you did there.
Of course Adam wrote this one. #AdamandEveandtheserpentandtheapple.
I hear they put him away for a thousand years
Jason's intonation is so good in this!
I'm beginning to think that the snake is also the evil queen in snow white
Lol
Or her time-traveling incarnation?
This is a great series! 😂😂😂
Wow wow wow wow wow.. wow wow.
“From a tree. a regular tree. a regular apple, for a special boy”
This series kills me. So funny!!!!
"Rompers for men" 🤣
3:01 Is that a smirk? Lol
Gotta love the Bible refresher course
"Angry noodle"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I kept waiting for a joke in there about how Milton conned everyone into thinking that the fruit was an apple 🤪
I need more bible cop
My sibling and I were quoting the Elisha one earlier today I feel like I summoned this
“A Harmless, Armless Apple Santa” is my new favorite quote
Yes bible cop needs a movie!
It's the handcuffs for me🤣🙌
Apple was an old English word for fruit in general.
"What's next? Rompers for men?!"
Amazing! Best show ever I love your guy’s work
Love Mal!
I'd like to see a series of sketches on different phobias.
How about a sketch where Matt has to handle live butterflies and he has to try to stay in character and not scream or squirm.?
Just apple skittles 😂😂
Lmao, this is too good.
I'M SO MAD I MISSED THIS ON FRIDAY, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE IT'S AMAZING THE SNAKE'S TAIL JUST WAVING HAPPILY AROUND I CAN'T!!! :'D :'D
Fun fact the Bible never said it was an apple.
Jewish tradition is that is was grapes, wheat, or perhaps even an esrog. The apple is not even under consideration.
@@MenachemASalomon it’s about more than just Jewish religion, it’s about religion that believes in this in general (like LDS and Christianity) But you know there’s probably more in no expert
@@Sixitboy Yeah, but the Jewish tradition on this is thousands of years old. The Midrash was written down between 1500 and 2000 years ago, and has been continuously taught (before and) since. It's not somebody opening a bible and trying to figure it out for himself.
You guys have been the funniest group I've ever seen on CZcams!
Leaving studio c was a big change but the energetic, funny, og's of the show haven't changed...well, not towards the bad side anyways!
Ngl, Jeremy's acting as a snake oscar worthy
have me rolling on da floor
I love this series
Ok seriously I've watched this video 10 times already lol! 😂😂😂
2:08 “What’s next? Rompers for men? I’m evil, but I’m not that evil.” - Jason Gray
Little did he know he would later be fighting for a men’s romper defiantly…
I hope they explore the puppet thing more. The tail did a good job; eat potassium (maybe that’s why you had the banana?) and build muscle to get more endurance! (Holding up your arm like that gets tiring surprisingly quickly…)
Love jk studios :)
Bible Cop is the new Scott Sterling.
Love these series!
I remember You both from Studio C! Y'all are Awesome!!!
Last time I was this early, snakes could still do "air quotes" without difficulty.
You have just brought to my attention my ignorance of cast member James’s last name… ARE YOU THE JAMES?! Edit: Oh, right, it’s Perry. I forgot.
I like the tail motion, that took practicing!
Yeah baby 😏 a Matt the Radar Technician Cop versus Jason X'Ssss 👊🤣... we want MOAR or U shall not pass 😁! ✌️😎🔪🐍
I’m having trouble picturing Matt as a cop when my 4-year-old daughter could beatem up
This is so funny!
Btw I saw Steven at target yesterday 😅
Really?
‘I’m just a simple, armless, apple-Santa…’
He should be locked up for having only apple Skittles!
Apple santa
haha nice sketch as always
😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂
Great job guys😂😂
Anyone else in the mood for a nice juicy apple? No? Just me? Ok
No joke my hand accidentally hit the subscribe button
We need Paul
“i’m just a snake”
ADAM WENT TO THE AJR SHOW
You don't want to know where he kept the skittles. Or the banana.
3:08 What did Jason say as Matt was leaving? I couldn't make it out.
“Can I have my skittles back?”
@@btje9700 Oh okay. Thanks.
I love yall
Is that Adam's hand as snake's tail?😀😁
So Funny!
I think Jason's tail was played by Adam
the best!!!
Matt!!! O boy!!! He looks HOTTTT 🔥🔥😜
those nudists were also siblings
When did Matt start looking like that? He looking fine
It was not an appel
i miss studio c, the old cast
Plot twist: the landlord allowed the snake into the garden knowing it would help him get his tenants evicted
In the context of the bible, that is exactly what happened.
He is right! The lying serpent is going away for a long time. A very long time. Like a very long time [Okay, we get it!]. In a place called. "The Lake of Fire." A place of no excape. A place void of all hope. A place void of all Love. A place void of cute little adorable puppies. A place void of God.
Yes. The serpent is going away for a very long time. As in for all eternity. That is like a very long time. Like forever and ever and ever, without end.
Matt in Heaven:
Jesus: I got you a gift!
Matt: What is it!
Jesus: A forever puppy. He will always be a puppy.
Matt: A forever puppy! Thank You Jesus. You are the best.
Puppy: Hello, Matt. You want to play with me.
Matt: You can talk too? Heaven is so great!
Puppy: Yes, Matt! It's heaven. Even the trees and grass sing praises to the Lord.
Matt: We are going to have so much fun.
Puppy. I love you Matt.
😂😂😂
2:48 kyun maangu mai har har se???
This was almost hilarious. The snake was perfection, especially. Best darn Satan-snake I've ever seen. But the skits are just off ever since the canned laugh track was removed. I actually didn't notice it when it was there, but once it was removed, the whole rhythm of the sketches was off. Ever tried watching Friends without the laugh track? That's what it feels like, and the muted laughter from the live audience just kind of makes it worse. Please bring back the laugh track!
For these sketches there was no laugh track. Just some people from the bts that were in the audience. In Studio C there wasn't a laugh track except during Covid times. They actually shoot infront of an audience of over 200 people.
Keep up the work! Do you guys any advice for me? I’m trying to become a CZcamsr, but only have 180.
What about a BofM cop???!!!
Hello
woo
I love this can you guys make more sketches like you did in studio c.....
PLEASEEEEEEEEE 🥺🥺
Like if you agree
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this is so unrelated but... damn... matt's so hot in this sketch ;ALSKDFA;SKDF
I won't disagree with you...
Honestly why I clicked on the video. I've stopped keeping up with them after they left studio c, so I hadn't seen any of them in a while.
Aum Namah Shivaaya
How do these people pay their bills? No way they make money with this??
This series was filmed during covid and they had to perform to an empty building then the audience watched it later which..... I think is why it's missing... maybe the instant reaction. Also, back during heavy lockdowns JK! were putting out 2 videos a week for their fan community and it is excellent, I highly recommend the Evening Plans series Whitney and Stephen did, Plant Soap opera and the Stuck Inside videos. not all of their videos are perfect but they are genuinely funny people :)
Studio C is lame and not funny anymore. We need you guys to come back to tv.
Youre the one watching it lol
Apple skittles are the worst! they throw off the entire original flavors out of wack when you eat half the bag in one go.
I guess I’m early!
Here early!