Bible Cop: The Serpent and The Apple

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
  • Actual footage from the beginning of humankind! If you want some more good ole sketch comedy find FULL EPISODES of JK! @Dry Bar Comedy at:
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    Written By: Adam Berg

Komentáře • 155

  • @animefox846
    @animefox846 Před 2 lety +225

    “You can’t put handcuffs on an angry noodle” - Jason 2022

    • @lizs2546
      @lizs2546 Před 2 lety +1

      That was honestly the only good line in the whole thing. It's sad to see the old Studio C cast like this.
      This is the first time I've seen one of their skits since the first season of freelancers, at it wasn't even because it looked funny.

  • @princecalweb1597
    @princecalweb1597 Před 2 lety +336

    Those apples won't kill you, it just so happens that everyone who has eaten them has died.

    • @marcy4191
      @marcy4191 Před 2 lety +2

      Snake:That’s what I said!

    • @dezlw
      @dezlw Před 2 lety +3

      What a "coincidence"

  • @GTron13
    @GTron13 Před 2 lety +173

    “Their fashion sense *leaves* something to be desired.”
    I see what you did there.

  • @grayworks07
    @grayworks07 Před 2 lety +180

    Bible cop needs a movie!

  • @musicalifornia49
    @musicalifornia49 Před 2 lety +265

    I love this bible cop series!

  • @RedIceberg
    @RedIceberg Před 2 lety +129

    The bible didn't actually mention an apple, just an unnamed fruit, so a banana could actually work lol

  • @mindimonson9307
    @mindimonson9307 Před 2 lety +108

    Since they left studio C I had forgotten how funny they are. Great writing and chemistry, this was hilarious.

  • @katie_isnt_ok
    @katie_isnt_ok Před 2 lety +32

    'can't really put handcuffs on an angry noodle!' favorite line of all time 😂

  • @wilkieproductionvids4698
    @wilkieproductionvids4698 Před 2 lety +56

    This kind of stuff is exactly what I miss in Studio C.
    Great job Jk Studios!

  • @ifree2
    @ifree2 Před 2 lety +37

    Great sketch asides. The animated tail movement was so good and in-sync with the dialogue!!!

  • @OneWeirdDude
    @OneWeirdDude Před 2 lety +23

    1:42 "I should be pressing charges against them." "You got them evicted by their landlord."

  • @ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios

    2:24 Idk why, but I love it when Matt says "Oh My" like that.

  • @marcy4191
    @marcy4191 Před 2 lety +13

    The way the hand set the food down is hilarious 🤣

  • @ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios

    Matt ate the forbidden 🍎 skittles. He's doomed. 😉

  • @just_me4744
    @just_me4744 Před 2 lety +16

    I love it! 🤣🤣 Imagine if he slipped through the hand cuffs!

  • @ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios

    0:25 Matt is a special boy. Lol

    • @ivanarcheous4731
      @ivanarcheous4731 Před 2 lety +4

      Matt's inner Ryan giggling with joy on the inside...

  • @mariafilippa8348
    @mariafilippa8348 Před 2 lety +11

    this was so great! i love, love, love jason and matt in sketches togther! it makes me so happy!

  • @iamdigory
    @iamdigory Před 2 lety +32

    Who was playing the tail? If it was Jason's hand I can't imagine how he contorted himself to do it.

    • @pandaesundae
      @pandaesundae Před 2 lety +4

      Right? That was some impressive tailwork

    • @sujata15164
      @sujata15164 Před 2 lety +5

      I think it was Adam.... (He wrote the sketch.... So😂)

  • @Emerauldy
    @Emerauldy Před 2 lety +4

    “I am but a humble *‘armless* apple Santa.”
    I see what you did there.

  • @babblingbrook.
    @babblingbrook. Před 2 lety +17

    Of course Adam wrote this one. #AdamandEveandtheserpentandtheapple.

  • @RuthTheBananaDuck
    @RuthTheBananaDuck Před rokem +2

    I hear they put him away for a thousand years

  • @beksc9209
    @beksc9209 Před 2 lety +1

    Jason's intonation is so good in this!

  • @ivanarcheous4731
    @ivanarcheous4731 Před 2 lety +6

    I'm beginning to think that the snake is also the evil queen in snow white

  • @joshuapearson9950
    @joshuapearson9950 Před 2 lety +4

    This is a great series! 😂😂😂

  • @Irohtheweirdo
    @Irohtheweirdo Před rokem

    Wow wow wow wow wow.. wow wow.
    “From a tree. a regular tree. a regular apple, for a special boy”

  • @NisaNJames
    @NisaNJames Před 2 lety +2

    This series kills me. So funny!!!!

  • @tinamcguire3660
    @tinamcguire3660 Před 2 lety +2

    "Rompers for men" 🤣

  • @babblingbrook.
    @babblingbrook. Před 2 lety +4

    3:01 Is that a smirk? Lol

  • @dovidperlman9071
    @dovidperlman9071 Před 2 lety +3

    Gotta love the Bible refresher course

  • @spacedoodle2628
    @spacedoodle2628 Před 2 lety +1

    "Angry noodle"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarahm4046
    @sarahm4046 Před 2 lety +1

    I kept waiting for a joke in there about how Milton conned everyone into thinking that the fruit was an apple 🤪

  • @partyjams
    @partyjams Před 2 lety +2

    I need more bible cop

  • @CHESShireCat
    @CHESShireCat Před 2 lety +2

    My sibling and I were quoting the Elisha one earlier today I feel like I summoned this

  • @Undecidedxx
    @Undecidedxx Před rokem

    “A Harmless, Armless Apple Santa” is my new favorite quote

  • @masonmckay2230
    @masonmckay2230 Před 11 měsíci

    Yes bible cop needs a movie!

  • @genevievepineda2600
    @genevievepineda2600 Před 2 lety

    It's the handcuffs for me🤣🙌

  • @TheInvisibleCanadia
    @TheInvisibleCanadia Před 2 lety +2

    Apple was an old English word for fruit in general.

  • @heatherthedutch-american1481

    "What's next? Rompers for men?!"

  • @Carolinastrucks
    @Carolinastrucks Před 2 lety +1

    Amazing! Best show ever I love your guy’s work

  • @nssteja7516
    @nssteja7516 Před 2 lety +1

    Love Mal!

  • @ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios

    I'd like to see a series of sketches on different phobias.

    • @babblingbrook.
      @babblingbrook. Před 2 lety +1

      How about a sketch where Matt has to handle live butterflies and he has to try to stay in character and not scream or squirm.?

  • @kenyaantuna978
    @kenyaantuna978 Před 2 lety +1

    Just apple skittles 😂😂

  • @vol94
    @vol94 Před 2 lety +2

    Lmao, this is too good.

  • @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605

    I'M SO MAD I MISSED THIS ON FRIDAY, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE IT'S AMAZING THE SNAKE'S TAIL JUST WAVING HAPPILY AROUND I CAN'T!!! :'D :'D

  • @ioverdidstudiocandjkstudios

    Fun fact the Bible never said it was an apple.

    • @MenachemASalomon
      @MenachemASalomon Před 2 lety +1

      Jewish tradition is that is was grapes, wheat, or perhaps even an esrog. The apple is not even under consideration.

    • @Sixitboy
      @Sixitboy Před 2 lety +1

      @@MenachemASalomon it’s about more than just Jewish religion, it’s about religion that believes in this in general (like LDS and Christianity) But you know there’s probably more in no expert

    • @MenachemASalomon
      @MenachemASalomon Před 2 lety

      @@Sixitboy Yeah, but the Jewish tradition on this is thousands of years old. The Midrash was written down between 1500 and 2000 years ago, and has been continuously taught (before and) since. It's not somebody opening a bible and trying to figure it out for himself.

  • @makibangi
    @makibangi Před 2 lety +5

    You guys have been the funniest group I've ever seen on CZcams!
    Leaving studio c was a big change but the energetic, funny, og's of the show haven't changed...well, not towards the bad side anyways!

  • @KradianKrad
    @KradianKrad Před rokem

    Ngl, Jeremy's acting as a snake oscar worthy

  • @Tand00riChicken
    @Tand00riChicken Před 2 lety +3

    have me rolling on da floor

  • @EvieRawlings
    @EvieRawlings Před 2 lety +1

    I love this series

  • @brittanym.
    @brittanym. Před 2 lety

    Ok seriously I've watched this video 10 times already lol! 😂😂😂

  • @ZtheTaco
    @ZtheTaco Před 17 dny

    2:08 “What’s next? Rompers for men? I’m evil, but I’m not that evil.” - Jason Gray
    Little did he know he would later be fighting for a men’s romper defiantly…

  • @AetheriusLamia
    @AetheriusLamia Před 2 lety +4

    I hope they explore the puppet thing more. The tail did a good job; eat potassium (maybe that’s why you had the banana?) and build muscle to get more endurance! (Holding up your arm like that gets tiring surprisingly quickly…)

  • @simplyleilani_
    @simplyleilani_ Před 2 lety +2

    Love jk studios :)

  • @BYFARTHEBEST230
    @BYFARTHEBEST230 Před 2 lety

    Bible Cop is the new Scott Sterling.

  • @rosemichel9418
    @rosemichel9418 Před 2 lety

    Love these series!

  • @kbm875
    @kbm875 Před 2 lety

    I remember You both from Studio C! Y'all are Awesome!!!

  • @Jamesmatise
    @Jamesmatise Před 2 lety +1

    Last time I was this early, snakes could still do "air quotes" without difficulty.

    • @AetheriusLamia
      @AetheriusLamia Před 2 lety +1

      You have just brought to my attention my ignorance of cast member James’s last name… ARE YOU THE JAMES?! Edit: Oh, right, it’s Perry. I forgot.

  • @StevenKR
    @StevenKR Před 2 lety

    I like the tail motion, that took practicing!

  • @sammuelkain
    @sammuelkain Před 2 lety

    Yeah baby 😏 a Matt the Radar Technician Cop versus Jason X'Ssss 👊🤣... we want MOAR or U shall not pass 😁! ✌️😎🔪🐍

  • @gianni206
    @gianni206 Před rokem

    I’m having trouble picturing Matt as a cop when my 4-year-old daughter could beatem up

  • @Kreativekailyn
    @Kreativekailyn Před 2 lety +1

    This is so funny!
    Btw I saw Steven at target yesterday 😅

  • @nataliecarbone6997
    @nataliecarbone6997 Před 2 lety

    ‘I’m just a simple, armless, apple-Santa…’

  • @DrTimes99
    @DrTimes99 Před 2 lety

    He should be locked up for having only apple Skittles!

  • @waterbudgie
    @waterbudgie Před 2 lety

    Apple santa

  • @magic2267
    @magic2267 Před 2 lety

    haha nice sketch as always

  • @cyrusengle1705
    @cyrusengle1705 Před 2 lety

    😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂
    Great job guys😂😂

  • @InsertCreativeusername_
    @InsertCreativeusername_ Před 2 lety +1

    Anyone else in the mood for a nice juicy apple? No? Just me? Ok

  • @leannamation
    @leannamation Před 2 lety

    No joke my hand accidentally hit the subscribe button

  • @katewalker4500
    @katewalker4500 Před rokem

    We need Paul

  • @WizardBladeW
    @WizardBladeW Před 2 lety

    “i’m just a snake”

  • @zorrow_
    @zorrow_ Před 2 lety

    ADAM WENT TO THE AJR SHOW

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 Před 2 lety

    You don't want to know where he kept the skittles. Or the banana.

  • @babblingbrook.
    @babblingbrook. Před 2 lety +2

    3:08 What did Jason say as Matt was leaving? I couldn't make it out.

  • @jordanhu1137
    @jordanhu1137 Před 2 lety

    I love yall

  • @BoyAditya
    @BoyAditya Před 2 lety

    Is that Adam's hand as snake's tail?😀😁

  • @FantasyFanatic42
    @FantasyFanatic42 Před 2 lety

    So Funny!

  • @WideSmiles
    @WideSmiles Před 2 lety

    I think Jason's tail was played by Adam

  • @Justin_Black
    @Justin_Black Před 2 lety

    the best!!!

  • @sujata15164
    @sujata15164 Před 2 lety

    Matt!!! O boy!!! He looks HOTTTT 🔥🔥😜

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 Před rokem

    those nudists were also siblings

  • @lizs2546
    @lizs2546 Před 2 lety

    When did Matt start looking like that? He looking fine

  • @yoyo777
    @yoyo777 Před 2 lety

    It was not an appel

  • @flip_side2783
    @flip_side2783 Před 2 lety

    i miss studio c, the old cast

  • @Vaioplayer88
    @Vaioplayer88 Před 2 lety +3

    Plot twist: the landlord allowed the snake into the garden knowing it would help him get his tenants evicted

  • @Joshua-ew6ks
    @Joshua-ew6ks Před 2 lety +1

    He is right! The lying serpent is going away for a long time. A very long time. Like a very long time [Okay, we get it!]. In a place called. "The Lake of Fire." A place of no excape. A place void of all hope. A place void of all Love. A place void of cute little adorable puppies. A place void of God.
    Yes. The serpent is going away for a very long time. As in for all eternity. That is like a very long time. Like forever and ever and ever, without end.

    • @Joshua-ew6ks
      @Joshua-ew6ks Před 2 lety

      Matt in Heaven:
      Jesus: I got you a gift!
      Matt: What is it!
      Jesus: A forever puppy. He will always be a puppy.
      Matt: A forever puppy! Thank You Jesus. You are the best.
      Puppy: Hello, Matt. You want to play with me.
      Matt: You can talk too? Heaven is so great!
      Puppy: Yes, Matt! It's heaven. Even the trees and grass sing praises to the Lord.
      Matt: We are going to have so much fun.
      Puppy. I love you Matt.

  • @faria9306
    @faria9306 Před rokem

    😂😂😂

  • @varunsharma3532
    @varunsharma3532 Před 3 měsíci

    2:48 kyun maangu mai har har se???

  • @RabbidTribble
    @RabbidTribble Před 2 lety +3

    This was almost hilarious. The snake was perfection, especially. Best darn Satan-snake I've ever seen. But the skits are just off ever since the canned laugh track was removed. I actually didn't notice it when it was there, but once it was removed, the whole rhythm of the sketches was off. Ever tried watching Friends without the laugh track? That's what it feels like, and the muted laughter from the live audience just kind of makes it worse. Please bring back the laugh track!

    • @babblingbrook.
      @babblingbrook. Před 2 lety +2

      For these sketches there was no laugh track. Just some people from the bts that were in the audience. In Studio C there wasn't a laugh track except during Covid times. They actually shoot infront of an audience of over 200 people.

  • @lukeelssmann2083
    @lukeelssmann2083 Před 2 lety

    Keep up the work! Do you guys any advice for me? I’m trying to become a CZcamsr, but only have 180.

  • @JYProduction26
    @JYProduction26 Před 2 lety

    What about a BofM cop???!!!

  • @jordanhu1137
    @jordanhu1137 Před 2 lety

    Hello

  • @dailygarbageofficial
    @dailygarbageofficial Před 2 lety

    woo

  • @sarathomas8499
    @sarathomas8499 Před 2 lety +2

    I love this can you guys make more sketches like you did in studio c.....
    PLEASEEEEEEEEE 🥺🥺
    Like if you agree
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  • @kmatsui4186
    @kmatsui4186 Před 2 lety

    this is so unrelated but... damn... matt's so hot in this sketch ;ALSKDFA;SKDF

    • @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605
      @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605 Před 2 lety

      I won't disagree with you...

    • @lizs2546
      @lizs2546 Před 2 lety

      Honestly why I clicked on the video. I've stopped keeping up with them after they left studio c, so I hadn't seen any of them in a while.

  • @varunsharma3532
    @varunsharma3532 Před 3 měsíci

    Aum Namah Shivaaya

  • @prankgirl9112
    @prankgirl9112 Před 2 lety +1

    How do these people pay their bills? No way they make money with this??

    • @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605
      @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605 Před 2 lety

      This series was filmed during covid and they had to perform to an empty building then the audience watched it later which..... I think is why it's missing... maybe the instant reaction. Also, back during heavy lockdowns JK! were putting out 2 videos a week for their fan community and it is excellent, I highly recommend the Evening Plans series Whitney and Stephen did, Plant Soap opera and the Stuck Inside videos. not all of their videos are perfect but they are genuinely funny people :)

  • @brysoneggers2884
    @brysoneggers2884 Před 2 lety +1

    Studio C is lame and not funny anymore. We need you guys to come back to tv.

  • @Glimare
    @Glimare Před 2 lety

    Apple skittles are the worst! they throw off the entire original flavors out of wack when you eat half the bag in one go.

  • @PanHoover882
    @PanHoover882 Před 2 lety

    I guess I’m early!

  • @ozvideos7697
    @ozvideos7697 Před 2 lety

    Here early!