Dad Jokes | Meg vs. Patrick (Presented by CBS The Neighborhood) | All Def
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- čas přidán 6. 11. 2020
- MegScoop & Patrick Cloud battle it out on our special episode of Dad Jokes, sponsored by The Neighborhood. The one with the most points at the end wins!
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This episode is brought to you by Season 3 of The Neighborhood on CBS.
[CREDITS]
Starring: Patrick Cloud, MegScoop
Producer: Denzel Lee, Megan “MegScoop” Thomas
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Daryl Gilmore
Camera Operator: Cameron Hill
Sound Mixer: Oscar Coronel
Production Assistant: Eden Tesfai
DIT: Derrick Beiter
Editor: Zach Foster
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I LUV A CLEAN BATTLE BETWEEN BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN😂😭😭😭💀
Lol you know wrong for that
Ayoo dawg🤣🤣💀
👀 Lol
😂😂😂
Protect our queens
Meg out here built like a pixar mom😭
Thicxar mom
"Double cheeked up on Saturday, like the sun is out my nigga."
@@ellissmith23 right! Beautiful AF
That’s hilarious
Huh??
pat shoulda said "lawn-gerie" for the sexy house joke
Bravo!!
L
Nah.
I said the SAME THING!!
Goat
“Silly asphalt” was heat
Stolen from a lil dicky song lyric......
Who remembers Saturday mornings with this and great taste?
Bruh. I miss great taste and roast me. The content they all put out on they separate podcasts is awesome. I just reminisce on the good ole days. Side note really miss Doboy too.
Remember righteous and ratchet??
@@ZhenMitch yeah, that was also a great show.
‘Twas the best
The good ole days 🥲
2:28
Meg: "C'mon you gonna laugh"
Pat: "No" 😂
For the first minute I was like "What happened to Patrick, for him not laughing at his own jokes?" After sometime I was like "AAAAAAH THERE IT IS, THAT'S MY BOY"
Right i was waiting too 😂😂😂
Same lol
I’m not gone lie, that Braille joke was outrageous 😂
"What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?"
LAWNGERIE PAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAWNGERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!😤
SAMEEE
But lawns aren't on houses.
@@Lshawn don't be that person😂😂😂😂😂 let me have this
Ad-dress
@@tabithadicks4501 😂😂😂
I want Meg to want me for Christmas
Ad-Dress was nice, but I would have gone with lawn-gerie.
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking too! 😆😅😂
Just came to say this same thing
I was thinking that too
Dang it, yall beat me to the same punchline
I've not seen a frenemy relationship like Patrick and Megs' since watching girls in the high school cafeteria. XD
Two queens embracing each other-@ADD, we need more of this
I thought Pat was gonna say Circuit City with the “Where do power cords go shopping” joke.
Meg is so freaking cute! Omg, I can't take it! 😆😆😆😍😍😍
Pat's delivery gets me every time. He got me with the blind joke and jolly rancher! 🤣🤣🤣
"Infidelity" 🤣🤣
Dad Jokes: Women Edition about damn time.
I see what you did there :)
😂😂😂
I like the level of clever corny these jokes were lol
Meg is so beautiful, i missed her laugh on jokes😀
Meg's best jokes are mean spirited.
That's what quarantine showed us.
This was hilarious. That asphalt joke was the one 😂
Meg buys shoulder rolls at the bakery.
This was a quality joke
I actually like her shoulders
Booooo
Pat just can’t hold a laugh for nothing he lost on his own jokes 😂😂
The fact that they skipped over Rush Hour XD Like, damn
Dang! I really missed Meg, with her cute guidance counselor humor.
It shouldve been mom jokes with Patrick n Meg
🔥
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Tell them sis!!!
I feel so empowered seeing 2 beautiful black women on the screen!🤣
(Jokes aside tho: Meg is absolutely gorgeous from head to toe!)
For that shape joke: I guess they were ready to rhombus.
"Was that a cape?"
"Yesss...."
😂
I love Pat's laugh!
"I just like outlets." Me too, Meg.
Meg carried this whole episode on her shoulders
SCHMIDT on the Hood! I am %100 gonna watch.
Meg is so adorable and Patrick is so clever
they both came there for a laugh, don't lie 😂😂😂
every contestant: that's actually really good
Pat would win these by a landslide if he didn't always laugh at his own jokes lol
0:37 ☺ was not expecting that
I thought he wuh gon say.....
A Cape 🦸♀️
I thought the punchline to Pat’s first joke was gonna be “lawn-gerie” 😂
Pat : haha i forsure won this one
Proceeds to laugh and ends up losing
Such a missed opportunity when Meg said that's s a good neighbor... ill could think of was "State farm is there" lmfao
Needed some jokes to start my day 😂😂
I feel like the punchline for Patrick’s first joke should have been “lawngerie” lol
The sugar joke got me. Lmao
*The Office* All Def
Kev : Micheal Scott
Meg : Pam/Angela
Tahir : Dwight
Pat : Ryan
DoBoy: Kevin
Deezy: Tony
Teddy: Darryl
If doboy was still there he would be micheal Scott and Kev jim
Not really a good match up but that's probably the best comparison
@@TheMauricio3193 Do is more of a Kevin tbh
@@jibrilbuilder2668 do boy bought a car that had no reverse. Kev just looked at the camera like fam
@@TheMauricio3193 nope . Kev is a M Scott.. his skit game is reminscent of Miles Movies and antics.
"Now this is bumpin" I fucking lost it
Good morning laughs, hope everyone have a blessed day
Dude, Meg is a Dad's dream wife lmao. She laughs at EVERY dad joke.
The asphalt one got me bad😭😭😂😂😭
that last joke Meg told was really good
I like the episodes who actually TRY not to laugh
Meg baby got her thick in the right places 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
She got them Pro Bowl shoulders.
Lmfao this is foul 😂😂
Is it foul, that she got them unnecessary roughness shoulders... 😂 Ima stop
@@SUKISUKIxSF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Pat, i was waiting for at least one Ja Rule joke
The Young thug one would have got me lol
Ikr! I liked that one the most.
This episode should have been called "Bad Jokes" 🤣🤣!!
It was the demonstration of the braille reading that got me. Pat's hand was speed readin😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
I feel like Meg has weak delivery, but her attitude is delightful and she's so cute.: 3
3:30 The funniest sht ever 😂😂😂
The setup on the Young Thug made me laugh, more than the punch
These were all too clever but 2:44 its the fingers for me 😭😩😂
Me: OH MY GOSH IT'S A TIE
Me 2 seconds Later: Oh
That jolly rancher joke was dope
I love meg 🤣
Pat always laugh with them when he does a joke 🤣🤣 this Pat is how you keep losing
The braille one lmaoo
Up here dressed like Meg The Chambermaid 😂
I’m getting older sister and younger brother vibes lol
The cute lil “No” 🤣
OMG KEEP MAKING THEM PLEASE!
I wanna see Tahir, Broady, Brandon, Ron and all the best peeps!
Make the background happier!
Biden and Kamala with a dad jokes!!! Today is a good day💙
Another answer for the “what do you throw on a house to make it sexy” joke can be, LAWN-gerie
Patrick you stress me out bruh... Haha you had the win in the bag
Bro I love his laugh 😂😂
Finally more dad jokes
Meg so beautiful ❤️💚🖤💛
Soooooo funny. And I love Patrick, ugh.
*NOW THIS IS BUMPIN*
*FINGERS TAP*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I tripped over and dropped a basket of clothes I just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.
Her wheeze is killing me 😂😂😂😂
I got one Where do X-Men go after they get out of the shower a rogue😄
I thought he was gonna say "lawn-gerie" to "what do u put on a house to make it feel sexy
Young thug lyrics in braille... that got me weak😂
The drunk barber joke was good tho
That braille joke had me dying
Meg is the shoulder you can cry on.
No, the eyelash almost came off thats 1 point 🤣
This was a good episode, I'm really glad
Blow your nose Pat!!!!
meg tells mom jokes lmao
Patrick was just made for JaRule Jokes... BABY GUURRL PUT IT ON MEEE 😂😂😂
Positive vibes from VA
Good ones 😭😂😂
I miss these dude😭🤯😩
These is different angles & lightings of Meg.🥵😂💯
Clever wow🤣🤣
“Infidelity” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ian gone cap pat had the best joke out of all of these on this one🤣🤣 the blind man
Meg keeping that post baby thickness... ;-)