Dad Jokes | Meg vs. Patrick (Presented by CBS The Neighborhood) | All Def

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  • MegScoop & Patrick Cloud battle it out on our special episode of Dad Jokes, sponsored by The Neighborhood. The one with the most points at the end wins!
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  • @saeeda6089
    @saeeda6089 Před 3 lety +1032

    I LUV A CLEAN BATTLE BETWEEN BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN😂😭😭😭💀

  • @minhothomas5926
    @minhothomas5926 Před 3 lety +198

    Meg out here built like a pixar mom😭

    • @ellissmith23
      @ellissmith23 Před 3 lety +84

      Thicxar mom

    • @ESKIM0JOE
      @ESKIM0JOE Před 3 lety +1

      "Double cheeked up on Saturday, like the sun is out my nigga."

    • @djrj6668
      @djrj6668 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ellissmith23 right! Beautiful AF

    • @realjoshb
      @realjoshb Před 3 lety

      That’s hilarious

    • @MzYoShow
      @MzYoShow Před 3 lety

      Huh??

  • @theMAOER
    @theMAOER Před 3 lety +397

    pat shoulda said "lawn-gerie" for the sexy house joke

  • @winnumber101
    @winnumber101 Před 3 lety +79

    “Silly asphalt” was heat

    • @keosxcol3301
      @keosxcol3301 Před 3 lety

      Stolen from a lil dicky song lyric......

  • @markteague49
    @markteague49 Před 3 lety +580

    Who remembers Saturday mornings with this and great taste?

    • @ya-highness
      @ya-highness Před 3 lety +52

      Bruh. I miss great taste and roast me. The content they all put out on they separate podcasts is awesome. I just reminisce on the good ole days. Side note really miss Doboy too.

    • @ZhenMitch
      @ZhenMitch Před 3 lety +21

      Remember righteous and ratchet??

    • @ya-highness
      @ya-highness Před 3 lety +6

      @@ZhenMitch yeah, that was also a great show.

    • @marvinhicks2016
      @marvinhicks2016 Před 3 lety +4

      ‘Twas the best

    • @ellissmith23
      @ellissmith23 Před 3 lety +6

      The good ole days 🥲

  • @otgcheedo
    @otgcheedo Před 3 lety +75

    2:28
    Meg: "C'mon you gonna laugh"
    Pat: "No" 😂

  • @PichuMoreno
    @PichuMoreno Před 3 lety +103

    For the first minute I was like "What happened to Patrick, for him not laughing at his own jokes?" After sometime I was like "AAAAAAH THERE IT IS, THAT'S MY BOY"

  • @AntonioSneed
    @AntonioSneed Před 3 lety +47

    I’m not gone lie, that Braille joke was outrageous 😂

  • @tabithadicks4501
    @tabithadicks4501 Před 3 lety +74

    "What do you throw on a house to make it feel sexy?"
    LAWNGERIE PAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAWNGERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!😤

  • @coldcrushcorey
    @coldcrushcorey Před 3 lety +77

    I want Meg to want me for Christmas

  • @williamgunderson3002
    @williamgunderson3002 Před 3 lety +119

    Ad-Dress was nice, but I would have gone with lawn-gerie.

  • @alexg3169
    @alexg3169 Před 3 lety +20

    I've not seen a frenemy relationship like Patrick and Megs' since watching girls in the high school cafeteria. XD

  • @blankmandastankman
    @blankmandastankman Před 3 lety +5

    Two queens embracing each other-@ADD, we need more of this

  • @KwanDon22
    @KwanDon22 Před 3 lety +8

    I thought Pat was gonna say Circuit City with the “Where do power cords go shopping” joke.

  • @ColonelHotshot
    @ColonelHotshot Před 3 lety +7

    Meg is so freaking cute! Omg, I can't take it! 😆😆😆😍😍😍

  • @Andrewg2451
    @Andrewg2451 Před 3 lety +2

    Pat's delivery gets me every time. He got me with the blind joke and jolly rancher! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidmromero9739
    @davidmromero9739 Před 3 lety +24

    "Infidelity" 🤣🤣

  • @tevo1192
    @tevo1192 Před 3 lety +224

    Dad Jokes: Women Edition about damn time.

  • @LaysiaPrincess
    @LaysiaPrincess Před 3 lety +26

    I like the level of clever corny these jokes were lol

  • @SumitMalik
    @SumitMalik Před 3 lety +15

    Meg is so beautiful, i missed her laugh on jokes😀

  • @prophecy0731
    @prophecy0731 Před 3 lety +5

    Meg's best jokes are mean spirited.
    That's what quarantine showed us.

  • @honeyNcurls
    @honeyNcurls Před 3 lety +3

    This was hilarious. That asphalt joke was the one 😂

  • @Trapper177
    @Trapper177 Před 3 lety +51

    Meg buys shoulder rolls at the bakery.

  • @tgrice601
    @tgrice601 Před 3 lety +4

    Pat just can’t hold a laugh for nothing he lost on his own jokes 😂😂

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 Před 3 lety +7

    The fact that they skipped over Rush Hour XD Like, damn

  • @octaviousharper3873
    @octaviousharper3873 Před 3 lety +48

    Dang! I really missed Meg, with her cute guidance counselor humor.

  • @3yungskinny3
    @3yungskinny3 Před 3 lety +38

    It shouldve been mom jokes with Patrick n Meg

  • @musicmaker1311
    @musicmaker1311 Před 3 lety +16

    I feel so empowered seeing 2 beautiful black women on the screen!🤣
    (Jokes aside tho: Meg is absolutely gorgeous from head to toe!)

  • @GEmiliano182
    @GEmiliano182 Před 3 lety +7

    For that shape joke: I guess they were ready to rhombus.

  • @chakacha2854
    @chakacha2854 Před 3 lety +3

    "Was that a cape?"
    "Yesss...."
    😂

  • @sj4life75
    @sj4life75 Před 3 lety +1

    I love Pat's laugh!

  • @Chastidee
    @Chastidee Před 3 lety +3

    "I just like outlets." Me too, Meg.

  • @JayBelafonte
    @JayBelafonte Před 3 lety +2

    Meg carried this whole episode on her shoulders

  • @EmirKilicaslan
    @EmirKilicaslan Před 3 lety +4

    SCHMIDT on the Hood! I am %100 gonna watch.

  • @deanoor9391
    @deanoor9391 Před 3 lety +1

    Meg is so adorable and Patrick is so clever

  • @QueenZsWorld
    @QueenZsWorld Před 3 lety +1

    they both came there for a laugh, don't lie 😂😂😂

  • @MONTOD
    @MONTOD Před 3 lety +3

    every contestant: that's actually really good

  • @onlysaun
    @onlysaun Před 3 lety +4

    Pat would win these by a landslide if he didn't always laugh at his own jokes lol

  • @tgmwonka8285
    @tgmwonka8285 Před 3 lety +12

    0:37 ☺ was not expecting that

    • @moseswhare9290
      @moseswhare9290 Před 3 lety +1

      I thought he wuh gon say.....
      A Cape 🦸‍♀️

  • @CheAshBri
    @CheAshBri Před 2 lety

    I thought the punchline to Pat’s first joke was gonna be “lawn-gerie” 😂

  • @MrMiagi-hx3ow
    @MrMiagi-hx3ow Před 3 lety +1

    Pat : haha i forsure won this one
    Proceeds to laugh and ends up losing

  • @Sibleader
    @Sibleader Před 3 lety +1

    Such a missed opportunity when Meg said that's s a good neighbor... ill could think of was "State farm is there" lmfao

  • @linziee4661
    @linziee4661 Před 3 lety +5

    Needed some jokes to start my day 😂😂

  • @rhondeboutte2983
    @rhondeboutte2983 Před 3 lety +1

    I feel like the punchline for Patrick’s first joke should have been “lawngerie” lol

  • @esmooth919
    @esmooth919 Před 3 lety

    The sugar joke got me. Lmao

  • @jibrilbuilder2668
    @jibrilbuilder2668 Před 3 lety +24

    *The Office* All Def
    Kev : Micheal Scott
    Meg : Pam/Angela
    Tahir : Dwight
    Pat : Ryan
    DoBoy: Kevin
    Deezy: Tony
    Teddy: Darryl

    • @TheMauricio3193
      @TheMauricio3193 Před 3 lety +4

      If doboy was still there he would be micheal Scott and Kev jim

    • @chrisadams7612
      @chrisadams7612 Před 3 lety +2

      Not really a good match up but that's probably the best comparison

    • @jibrilbuilder2668
      @jibrilbuilder2668 Před 3 lety

      @@TheMauricio3193 Do is more of a Kevin tbh

    • @TheMauricio3193
      @TheMauricio3193 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jibrilbuilder2668 do boy bought a car that had no reverse. Kev just looked at the camera like fam

    • @jibrilbuilder2668
      @jibrilbuilder2668 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheMauricio3193 nope . Kev is a M Scott.. his skit game is reminscent of Miles Movies and antics.

  • @encarnaciongonzalez3945

    "Now this is bumpin" I fucking lost it

  • @QUiNTiNBANKS
    @QUiNTiNBANKS Před 3 lety +2

    Good morning laughs, hope everyone have a blessed day

  • @asapgrit
    @asapgrit Před 3 lety +1

    Dude, Meg is a Dad's dream wife lmao. She laughs at EVERY dad joke.

  • @tasiyahsheppard823
    @tasiyahsheppard823 Před 3 lety

    The asphalt one got me bad😭😭😂😂😭

  • @IBmaster4
    @IBmaster4 Před 3 lety

    that last joke Meg told was really good

  • @RealAyzeNZ
    @RealAyzeNZ Před 3 lety +6

    I like the episodes who actually TRY not to laugh

  • @amingo84
    @amingo84 Před 3 lety

    Meg baby got her thick in the right places 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @SUKISUKIxSF
    @SUKISUKIxSF Před 3 lety +2

    She got them Pro Bowl shoulders.

    • @winnumber101
      @winnumber101 Před 3 lety

      Lmfao this is foul 😂😂

    • @SUKISUKIxSF
      @SUKISUKIxSF Před 3 lety +1

      Is it foul, that she got them unnecessary roughness shoulders... 😂 Ima stop

    • @winnumber101
      @winnumber101 Před 3 lety

      @@SUKISUKIxSF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hamadou7
    @hamadou7 Před 3 lety +1

    Damn Pat, i was waiting for at least one Ja Rule joke

  • @hakeemjacobs006
    @hakeemjacobs006 Před 3 lety +1

    The Young thug one would have got me lol

    • @anbonner17
      @anbonner17 Před 3 lety

      Ikr! I liked that one the most.

  • @LadyLuckIntheHouse
    @LadyLuckIntheHouse Před 3 lety +1

    This episode should have been called "Bad Jokes" 🤣🤣!!

  • @rasjudah2106
    @rasjudah2106 Před 3 lety

    It was the demonstration of the braille reading that got me. Pat's hand was speed readin😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @emoo2342
    @emoo2342 Před 3 lety +1

    I feel like Meg has weak delivery, but her attitude is delightful and she's so cute.: 3

  • @bighomiescrap9452
    @bighomiescrap9452 Před 3 lety +1

    3:30 The funniest sht ever 😂😂😂

  • @machostackaveli
    @machostackaveli Před 3 lety

    The setup on the Young Thug made me laugh, more than the punch

  • @EvolvingMama_
    @EvolvingMama_ Před 3 lety

    These were all too clever but 2:44 its the fingers for me 😭😩😂

  • @TheMNHShow
    @TheMNHShow Před 3 lety +2

    Me: OH MY GOSH IT'S A TIE
    Me 2 seconds Later: Oh

  • @84g3ta2dq
    @84g3ta2dq Před 3 lety

    That jolly rancher joke was dope

  • @zeeee985
    @zeeee985 Před 3 lety +1

    I love meg 🤣

  • @143Shay
    @143Shay Před 3 lety

    Pat always laugh with them when he does a joke 🤣🤣 this Pat is how you keep losing

  • @ShabbyTabernacle
    @ShabbyTabernacle Před 3 lety

    The braille one lmaoo

  • @olli3n
    @olli3n Před 3 lety +1

    Up here dressed like Meg The Chambermaid 😂

  • @ProdbyIIInfinite
    @ProdbyIIInfinite Před 3 lety +1

    I’m getting older sister and younger brother vibes lol

  • @LeeLee-vg6km
    @LeeLee-vg6km Před 3 lety

    The cute lil “No” 🤣

  • @Ashkoren
    @Ashkoren Před 3 lety

    OMG KEEP MAKING THEM PLEASE!
    I wanna see Tahir, Broady, Brandon, Ron and all the best peeps!
    Make the background happier!

  • @Jojohemmo1996
    @Jojohemmo1996 Před 3 lety +2

    Biden and Kamala with a dad jokes!!! Today is a good day💙

  • @337slab8
    @337slab8 Před 3 lety

    Another answer for the “what do you throw on a house to make it sexy” joke can be, LAWN-gerie

  • @mwicks13
    @mwicks13 Před 3 lety

    Patrick you stress me out bruh... Haha you had the win in the bag

  • @Koki.2140
    @Koki.2140 Před 3 lety

    Bro I love his laugh 😂😂

  • @1Joseplaysgames
    @1Joseplaysgames Před 3 lety

    Finally more dad jokes

  • @crownedgorrilla
    @crownedgorrilla Před 3 lety +2

    Meg so beautiful ❤️💚🖤💛

  • @danehereford4458
    @danehereford4458 Před 3 lety

    Soooooo funny. And I love Patrick, ugh.

  • @ChuckStacksOfficial
    @ChuckStacksOfficial Před 3 lety

    *NOW THIS IS BUMPIN*
    *FINGERS TAP*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Wahey
    @Wahey Před 3 lety

    I tripped over and dropped a basket of clothes I just ironed.
    I watched it all unfold.

  • @Gi_the_guy
    @Gi_the_guy Před 3 lety

    Her wheeze is killing me 😂😂😂😂

  • @kasperthasillygoat9267
    @kasperthasillygoat9267 Před 3 lety +1

    I got one Where do X-Men go after they get out of the shower a rogue😄

  • @thomaswilson1256
    @thomaswilson1256 Před 3 lety

    I thought he was gonna say "lawn-gerie" to "what do u put on a house to make it feel sexy

  • @rudy4701
    @rudy4701 Před 3 lety

    Young thug lyrics in braille... that got me weak😂

  • @shelbydavis1173
    @shelbydavis1173 Před 3 lety

    The drunk barber joke was good tho

  • @amazinchiik
    @amazinchiik Před 3 lety

    That braille joke had me dying

  • @raycarden7941
    @raycarden7941 Před 3 lety +1

    Meg is the shoulder you can cry on.

  • @saramoore7106
    @saramoore7106 Před 3 lety

    No, the eyelash almost came off thats 1 point 🤣

  • @aristothearies
    @aristothearies Před 3 lety

    This was a good episode, I'm really glad

  • @JeRaphael1
    @JeRaphael1 Před 3 lety +1

    Blow your nose Pat!!!!

  • @TheRosado666
    @TheRosado666 Před 3 lety

    meg tells mom jokes lmao

  • @CMK-Security
    @CMK-Security Před 3 lety

    Patrick was just made for JaRule Jokes... BABY GUURRL PUT IT ON MEEE 😂😂😂

  • @ioguni4721
    @ioguni4721 Před 3 lety +1

    Positive vibes from VA

  • @jarvisdunn2933
    @jarvisdunn2933 Před 3 lety

    Good ones 😭😂😂

  • @raynondjohnson9851
    @raynondjohnson9851 Před 3 lety +1

    I miss these dude😭🤯😩

  • @markevans215
    @markevans215 Před 3 lety

    These is different angles & lightings of Meg.🥵😂💯

  • @luigiviking3667
    @luigiviking3667 Před 3 lety

    Clever wow🤣🤣

  • @muggz4252
    @muggz4252 Před 3 lety

    “Infidelity” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @00jaylo
    @00jaylo Před 3 lety

    Ian gone cap pat had the best joke out of all of these on this one🤣🤣 the blind man

  • @ronniecarter9688
    @ronniecarter9688 Před 3 lety

    Meg keeping that post baby thickness... ;-)