Discord's Smarter Than a 5th Grader
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yikes
Oo I'm early to this comment--
Bro what song is the outtro song?
Softwilly thank you dad
Actually the plants breath same us 😂 but yhere is onther thing in plants that breath Oc2 and out O2 that's why we still alive
"Which state in the United States is called the 'Lone Star State'"
Larry: Okay, so it's not Canada
Ok angry
Texsic damn, who ruined your day?
Canada isn't a state bruh
@@dubjunkieofficial7496 Yes. That's the joke.
dubstep plug official state can also mean country epically when taking a geography class
“Who created the first lightbulb?”
“Nikola Tesla.”
You have earned my trust
i may get r/wooooshed, but the original inventor was sir humphrey davey
GodzillappleMusic makes sense. I’m not gonna woosh you.
@@GZAPPLE true
Well
*So actually I mean electricity*
He did make electricity tho so-
“Why is he so stᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵖᶦᵈ” gets me every time
"HeiwoGwyphics
SoftWilly:
_"That's correct, the Atlantic Ocean."_
Larry:
*_"Is that where the rappers come from?"_*
@Texsic maybe bc they found that part funny or they liked that part lol? chill bro
milfiin there’s a record label called “atlantic”
OH SHIT they smarter then me
That’s not where rappers come from but that’s where most of em go
Isaac obviously has extremely high IQ, he just doesn’t want to embarrass anyone by showing how much smarter he is. What a nice guy.
yes
Issac is so uninsuthiactic when he wins, he's just like wow
Hugs for Drugs What all did you just say
@@m4champ nani
Thanks for the spoil
imagine spoiling for a popular comment
Fucker
ngl this is actually better than quarantine homeschooling.
So of all honestly, I learned a lot from Willy and Isaac and Larry. Very educational.
I would recommend this video 👍
wait,are u at 4th grade?
Not at all. I’ve received my GED couple years ago. I’m only retiring from school, and then enroll to college before the quarantine subsides.
XxAngelReaperxX LMAO
XxAngelReaperxX LMAO WHAT
w i l l y
What do plants breathe in that humans breath out?
Issac: P H O T O S Y N T H E S I S
The question is actually wrong, the plant fixates CO2 through the Calvin cycle, the question is triggering lmaoo
@@madalena4145 r/woooosh
@@JP_arte ....?
@@santo6847 ThatOneRobloxianGuy was making a joke and Madalena didn't get it.
@@JP_arte there was no joke dumbfuck
"The Ancient Egyptians writing system is called?"
"WINDINGS"
Legit spat out my brew I'm done hahaha
I mean, windings are just modern hieroglyphics so he's not too far off
nobody:
isaac: windings
“Don’t ask dad, that’s not how this works. I phoned a Friend you can’t phone your husband.”
😂💀
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So, Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul
Istanbul
Istanbul
Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
So, Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
that's how i remember!
I heard that in Umbrella Academy
That's were i heard it from i love umbrella academy cant wait for season2
That song was LITERALLY the ONLYYY reason i knew the answer to that question. And i for one was actually proud of that
ım turkish and ı didnt know the damn answer to that one, my country would be dissapointed in me :3
discord is officially the home of every caveman
xxxdepressionxxx your name gives off r/im14andthisisdeep vibes
@@coop13 I forgot to change that its been like 8 years but ya ur right
Lol 👌
xxxdepressionxxx
You seem like someone who had a breakup on Roblox.
8 years? You got 4 years on yo shit
6:54-7:20
larry and issac are my favorite people ever
lmaooooo
"what name did the modern day city 'İstanbul' have back in the 13th century"
**SCREAMS İN TURKİSH**
ikr
I was tilted so hard too lmao
damn same
🎶 Istanbul not Constantinople 🎶
as bayrakları B)
I learned none of this in elementary school wtf
You'd had to have known basic geometry and biology by the fith grade, unless you swapped courses or your teachers sucked
@@rainesjupiter7308 not in my school but okay
@• J e l l o p a d • Apologies, did I sound too righteous in the former? I went to a public school so I'm just surprised ::::P
@@rainesjupiter7308 we didn't learn basic geometry till 8th grade tf...
@@rainesjupiter7308 i went to a public school as well and we didn't learn that shit. now im a freshman and we're just learning geometry.
Why have I found this in my recommended before I got the notification
i agree
wrong.
Because logic
Softwilly has posted more than twice a week, this is never happening again
dsa
the relationship between isaac and his mom just melts my heart 🥺♥️
“Don’t worry I know my geography”
“This is history”
"I phoned a friend you cant phone your husband"
iconic
Softwilly: "And Welcome to Discord's Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader."
Me, a danplan fan: *Vietnam flashbacks* ;^;
(Violent sobbing)
nOO- THE MEMORIES CAME FLOODING BACK-
┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That was me rn reading that-
I miss old danplan (╥﹏╥)
;-; why
@@subzerocosmic (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯
such a rare moment that is softwilly posting twice a week
Isaac: "The Earth is at least 12 years old."
*No, no, he's got a point.*
Softwilly: What was the Ancient Egyptians writing system called?
Issac: Windings
Larry: Why is he so stupid?
Me, who said Egyptian: •-•
6:28 “This is gonna be pretty hard” *says Softwillys Youtooze while looking at me*
Isaac: I know my geograpghy.. or whatever...
Softwilly: Isaac, this is history..
No one is gonna talk about the profile pic of Larry?
Because he lookin' kinda thicc tho
*BOI BONER GANG I SMELL?*
i was absolutely in tears, trying to choke in air, when isaac said "photosynthesis" for an entire 10 minutes and i could not snap out of it.
8:25 I'm having just dance flashbacks
EVEN OLD NEW YORK, WAS ONCE NEW AMSTERDAM, WHY THEY CHANGED IT? I CAN’T SAY! PEOPLE JUST LIKED IT, *BETTER THAT WAY*
SO TAKE ME BACK
@@socoolyeahyeah4867 TO CONSTANTINOPLE NO YOU CANT GO BACK TO CONSTANTINOPLE
nesty BEEN A LONG TIME GONE, CONSTANTINOPLE
6:52
Nobody:
Isaac: Windings!
The best part in the video
This video repents me returning to school after quarantine
I remember watching Isaac edit this one the stream. For those of you who weren't there-
Isaac had the option to donate to charity or keep the money, he straight up said "CHARITY? Fuck them kids. Times are hard."
i love how his mom was just like chill
8:44
-Can I phone a friend
+Only larry
-Really
+Unless you wanna call your mom
*calls his mom*
what a 🗿 choice
Bro that’s so weird when he asked at least how many billion years old the earth was I instantly thought “he’s gonna say 12 or some shit” and he DID
5:38 why was i straight dyin bc it say “wjhat” for like a whole min aha
"I choose Larry"
*-Isaac, 19, never learned how to fucking read.*
Larry’s exasperated “why is he so stupid” is still so funny to me
Damn Isaac's mom sounds young. If I didn't know I would've guessed it's his gf 😳😳
haven't laughed that much since weeks
Sadly, this is probably true with what's been happening in the world.
Larry in the Thanksgiving video: "I don't talk a lot in school..."
Larry in this video: "I'm homeschooled..."
Isaac said “I phoned a friend you can’t phone your husband” LMAO😂🤣😂🤣😂
The part of where Larry says hieroglyphics got me dying 😂
You guys should play cards against humanity, I think it would make a hilarious video
I love how this video is just editing a single still image
"Fuck charity. Gimme dat money"
-IsaacWhy 2020
“I’m 19 never learned to fucking read” I see what you did
that "Yea...?" at 5:48 got me laughing so f*cking bad xD
Me after drinking 10 cans of coke
10:33
I fall in love with Isaac more and more by the day
isaac: Atlantic
Softwilly: aRE yOu SuRe?
isaac: DID I STUD-D-D-DER!
Softwilly: that is correct.
Larry: is that where the rappers come from?
Isaac: is lively throughout the game
Also Isaac when he wins: *ok*
I found this channel 4 days ago and have watched almost every video because they make me so happy and I’m making a discord rn to join the server and I just wanna thank you and all your friends for making me laugh and smile when I’m sad. Y’all are the best and keep it up!
Mans said “I failed third grade.” And then said “I went to a private school.” 💀
i watched this instead of joining my zoom class, and i feel like i learned more from yall than my math teacher
8:25 I was so happy when Issac sang that song because I was taught that song too in middle school
I knew that Constantinople song as well from playing Just Dance 4
"Above and below the vinculum"
"Numerator"
"I meant the denominator"
Above AND below
"the earth is how many billions of years old"
"12 (billion)"
"thats right"
BRUH
He said "12 years old," not 12 billion
@@NeoDoomBot the question was how many billions of years old is earth. This means the answer given was to be in billions, so when Isaac said 12, the questions wording meant his answer was 12 billion, which is incorrect, as earth is only ~4 billion years old
@@jackal_9791 That was the question, but he answered "12 years old"
@@NeoDoomBot okay you clearly don't understand what I'm saying to you. nvm
@@jackal_9791 I do understand what youre saying, but you're not paying attention to the subtitles or the video
>Discord’s Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader
*>video starts with Family Feud theme*
The man legit called his mom
The concern of Isaac's mom when he said he needed help haha
I had the same thought process as Isaac for the Istanbul question lol
Softwilly: "what gas do plants breathe in that humans and animals breathe out?"
Issac: "pHoToSyNtHeSiS"
😂
I almost piqued at the “windings” joke my god
7:55 even old New York was once New Amsterdam why they’d change it I can’t say people just liked it better that way So, Take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Oh Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Jdjsjak I love u/j/j/j 💓❗❗
nick sounded so depressed when i was in a vc with him lmao
4:42 the foreshadowing is crazy
bros haha at 1:18 sounds like a noise a chicken would make
What is the song that plays at 0:27 ?
645AR - Yoga
*_"Are you smarter than a fifth grader?"_*
Fourth grader: **confused screaming**
ok I’m absolutely obsessed with finding out what the FUCK that small bit of vocals were.
not even half way through the first minute of the video.
645ar yoga
Captain African American
oh shit nice
Isaac: It’s Constantinople.
Everyone: 👁👄👁
I remember watching the video the other day and hearing the outro. I was just straight vibing to it
What is the outro song name
@@zxmbi8387 Hentai girl 4 me, it should be on Willy's channel
You’re so underrated. Seriously. No CZcamsr has ever made me laugh as hard as your videos do.
EDIT: Did my comment just get the only heart in this comment section?
RIP heart
Edison technically didn't create the lightbulb... he made the first commercial lightbulb
I like how sac daps himself up
0:44 did anyone understand that vine reference too?
Title: *discords smarter than a 5th grader*
Gacha users: *heavy breathing noises*
Man you guys are too funny, wish we'd have at least weekly uploads from you.
When he said wingdings I started fucking crying from laughter
Ok, this is epic.
9:54 literally me
I was dying bro when he was like “this the worst fucking game”
5:08
_Trying to remember which side of US New York was on_
*confused non-american noises*
The instant I heard is Stan bull I started singing istanbul not Constantinople
I've never been this early, usually I'm 4 days late
Alt title:
Can Discord's Biggest Dumbass Answer Any Fucking Question?
"Waassup I'm Issac, I'm 19, And I Never Fucking Learned How To Read."
Me: *_Flashbacks_*
I would say this guy reminds me of QuackityHQ but He softwilly actually uploads
earliest I've been and I cant think of something funny
Woah video yesterday and today, I have been blessed
7:52 *Eyestanbull* 😭
more like hardwilly
Me: *sees the video is posted v10 mins ago* Also me: *at this point im faster then himanity*
softwilly has the most contagious laugh i love it
bro u genuinely only post bangers, every video bangs only yt i know like u