Matthew Broussard Stand-Up 07/25/16 | CONAN on TBS

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  • It's okay, Matthew knows that you think he looks like a douchebag. 80's movies have conditioned you to fear guys with his hair.
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  • @happycowsmmmcheese87
    @happycowsmmmcheese87 Před 8 lety +2395

    This guy looks like a real-life Disney prince. LOL

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite Před 8 lety +77

      Except he looks anatomically correct. VERY anatomically correct

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 Před 8 lety +48

      +emercycrite I think you are confusing Disney Princes with Ken Dolls. Nobody has ever suggested that Disney Princes are missing anything.

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite Před 8 lety +11

      happycowsmmmcheese87 You've missed my point. I'm saying his bulge is definitely NOT Disney style G/PG-rated ;)

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 Před 8 lety +14

      +emercycrite lol. How long has it been since you've any classic Disney movies? Some of these those boys are packin.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman Před 7 lety +12

      the evil douchey prince yes.

  • @Groanola
    @Groanola Před 8 lety +1927

    "I tried to look him up, but he was hard to find" that was actually pretty good 😂

    • @nvlarcht
      @nvlarcht Před 8 lety +9

      Yeah,I clapped like a maniac to that.

    • @thrashish
      @thrashish Před 8 lety +14

      i think they have a pill for that

    • @nvlarcht
      @nvlarcht Před 8 lety

      thrashish Thanks man.

    • @ogiecruz8063
      @ogiecruz8063 Před 8 lety +2

      How can it be that hard to find? Its just 2inches from the opening .😀

    • @nicholascheadle
      @nicholascheadle Před 8 lety +12

      It was a good finish too. Hahahha. The pap smear kits and Nuvarings part I mean. Lol

  • @StarlynMorel
    @StarlynMorel Před 8 lety +1572

    "that's like calling your face your throat" hahah very funny.

    • @roseskye5484
      @roseskye5484 Před 8 lety +3

      I dont get that one. Mind explaining?

    • @roseskye5484
      @roseskye5484 Před 8 lety +8

      twistedfork Oh, I got it when he told it just didnt find it funny... I thought I was missing something.

    • @georgemilo7649
      @georgemilo7649 Před 8 lety

      I feel really stupid, I still don't get it

    • @georgemilo7649
      @georgemilo7649 Před 8 lety +8

      I get the first layer to the joke but it felt like there was more, like he waited for a laugh

    • @twistedfork
      @twistedfork Před 8 lety +13

      Blow job is the second layer of the joke.

  • @itsgabbieagain
    @itsgabbieagain Před 5 lety +606

    " pain is just cartilage leaving your knee caps" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrFallout3man
    @MrFallout3man Před 8 lety +1347

    Well we didn't get to hear Conan say it so ill go ahead and give it a go
    "That was Great,that was Fantastic,Matthew Broussard everybody!"

  • @JoshShakespeare
    @JoshShakespeare Před 7 lety +2369

    Didn't know Stefan from the vampire diaries did a little comedy on the side

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 Před 8 lety +321

    3:36 "I was about to euphemism her metaphor" xD LOL

  • @meilinwu1731
    @meilinwu1731 Před 7 lety +1468

    "That's not gynaecology, that's vaginal imperialism!" hahaha amazing

    • @aminag4836
      @aminag4836 Před 5 lety +3

      Meilin Wu best line 😂

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ Před 5 lety +3

      HE RIGHT THO

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 4 lety +7

      And I think the “Manifest Ovaries” line went right over their heads...

    • @DiandraStarShine
      @DiandraStarShine Před 4 lety +3

      vaginal *colonialism,* imho..by a man who "had NO idea it existed" and then decides to plant his flag of not only 'discovering' it for the first time..as if he were a god actually *creating* it..but ALSO he decides to name it after himself!! hilarious and totally absurd!🙄yes, i think *that* about sums it up!

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 2 lety +4

      @@DiandraStarShine I feel like MAYBE a woman could have probably told him about its existence, lol. I find it hard to believe that not a single woman (or even many) weren't already aware of the g spot, it's just that nobody listened to them or cared about their enjoyment :/
      On the other hand, its possible they didnt know! Lol tbh, this question got me wondering as to the average number of female orgasms psh (per sex had) over the past centuries. I imagine that it was.... horrifyingly low, given that many men I've met in my lifetime still REFUSE to believe that women are even capable of enjoying sex. Like.... yeah, I have no doubt they're not enjoying whatever you're doing to them, but that's a problem with your technique, not women lol

  • @CameraHam
    @CameraHam Před rokem +36

    Fun fact about Dr Grafenberg is that the term “g-spot” was actually attributed to him after he died because a female doctor wrote a paper on the g-spot and didn’t want it named after her. Her name is Doctor Beverley Whipple and she didn’t want it to be called “whipple’s tickle” so she called it the g-spot.

  • @Cardboardbocs
    @Cardboardbocs Před 8 lety +471

    the douche bag thing was further enforced when i saw no socks. lol great bit.

    • @TheRalouch
      @TheRalouch Před 8 lety +3

      its hot out there bro

    • @TonyCox1351
      @TonyCox1351 Před 8 lety +35

      "I ONLY RESPECT PEOPLE WITH CLOTH ON THEIR FEET"

    • @jimmiller5876
      @jimmiller5876 Před 7 lety +15

      People don't wear socks with boat shoes

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka Před 7 lety

      Jim Miller Forreal.

    • @Rita-kx3yr
      @Rita-kx3yr Před 5 lety +3

      I admit.
      I was instantly concerned when I looked down and saw loafers.

  • @AwesomenessHippopotamus
    @AwesomenessHippopotamus Před 8 lety +461

    Dude this guy was actually really funny, one to look out for in the future

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 Před rokem +4

      Hello from the future.
      He’s _finally_ starting to blow up this year.

  • @briananderson8428
    @briananderson8428 Před 3 lety +33

    He's got a genuine way about him. No over-the-top antics. Great pacing and connection. Refreshing. Well done.

  • @kellybills2987
    @kellybills2987 Před 7 lety +463

    He looks like a Hemsworth.

  • @aldown
    @aldown Před 8 lety +459

    lol, I clicked on the video because I found it so rare to see such a handsome stand up comic. Funny enough that's the first thing he addressed. Well played, sir.

  • @messedupdweeb
    @messedupdweeb Před 5 lety +16

    A nerd’s mind inside a jock’s face and body. And a great sense of humor to boot. What more can you ask for?

  • @SummerDream222
    @SummerDream222 Před 7 lety +285

    I had low expectations, but I came out very satisfied.

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Před 5 lety +24

      BeLight every woman I have been with says that about me

    • @aap71
      @aap71 Před 5 lety +12

      @@johnlewis8934 yup, that's literally the top review John lewis' yelp page

    • @JMarchel
      @JMarchel Před 4 lety

      @@johnlewis8934 sure jan

    • @mammontustado9680
      @mammontustado9680 Před 3 lety +2

      I guess he found your g-spot

  • @DannyKlimt
    @DannyKlimt Před 8 lety +318

    I liked those clever jokes very much

  • @CidsReality
    @CidsReality Před 8 lety +283

    Beautiful, smart, and funny. I love him.

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st Před 8 lety +160

      You can't fool us, Matthew Broussard's mom.

    • @CidsReality
      @CidsReality Před 8 lety +29

      You got me.

  • @Varendil
    @Varendil Před 8 lety +225

    He's funny and his jokes were kinda nice and clever tbh

  • @claytonbeeney
    @claytonbeeney Před 8 lety +197

    this guy would make a great comedy writer

    • @RolandMcGruner
      @RolandMcGruner Před 8 lety +5

      HAhahaha, you don't think he delivered too well?

    • @claytonbeeney
      @claytonbeeney Před 8 lety +19

      I never said that! I just think his ideas would translate well to a show

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli Před 8 lety +22

      He's a pretty good performer, but the material itself is his strongest suit, as opposed to someone like Hedberg, whose success was mostly a result of his delivery. Imagine someone, let's say from Blue Collar gang, doing Mitch's material. They would most likely bomb.

  • @ragtag7x
    @ragtag7x Před 8 lety +99

    "Vaginal Imperialism" LMAO

  • @Tetratronic
    @Tetratronic Před 8 lety +109

    More of this dude please!

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface Před 8 lety +1

      Yeah he's someone straight outta my Japanese anime's

    • @Animagladius
      @Animagladius Před 8 lety +1

      You're that ninja...

    • @namdupper
      @namdupper Před 8 lety

      +ZENPOOL What?

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface Před 8 lety +1

      +badmankelpthief Metal Gear reference

  • @landonholt7961
    @landonholt7961 Před 8 lety +211

    As a student nurse, this man is my hero!

    • @hawkeyepierce9794
      @hawkeyepierce9794 Před 8 lety +1

      As a student nurse you should know that the g-spot doesn't exist. www.medicaldaily.com/italian-scientist-says-g-spot-doesnt-exist-cuv-region-new-erogenous-zone-may-hold-key-300056

    • @stormtepas9768
      @stormtepas9768 Před 8 lety +13

      +Hawkeye Pierce the CUV complex is just a smarter name for what we commonly refer to as the "G-spot". it is an area that exists and just because this man has specified more about why it feels good doesn't mean that the name G-spot can no longer be used.

    • @hawkeyepierce9794
      @hawkeyepierce9794 Před 8 lety +1

      Storm te Pas That's kinda like saying " a horse is just a smarter name for a unicorn."

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis Před 7 lety +3

      Interestingly that cited article states "varies from woman to woman depending on the hormonal cycle", which makes it considerably more difficult to define, identify and/or locate in any particular woman. So to me it just boils down to more of the same nonsense as "G-spot". Just play together and discover what feels good!

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht Před 6 lety

      Oh I'm sry nurses are terrible , but Doctors ruuuuuule. We tell you what to dooooooo

  • @RichTake
    @RichTake Před 8 lety +37

    This was a quality set. I enjoyed it

  • @pmeadowdale
    @pmeadowdale Před 7 lety +9

    "...I was about to euphemism her metaphor..." HA! I love it!

  • @Groanola
    @Groanola Před 8 lety +85

    His jokes were actually pretty funny

  • @AsherSax
    @AsherSax Před 5 lety +12

    This guy has balls. He's a man who decided to write most of his 5 minutes on female anatomy jokes in 2019, and they all worked. How does that happen

    • @93macpherson
      @93macpherson Před 2 lety +6

      probably because they were tasteful, intelligent and genuinely funny. Very progressive of him to take that approach

  • @mattp2695
    @mattp2695 Před 7 lety +29

    that cross fit joke was so fitting

  • @alimon89
    @alimon89 Před 8 lety +2

    That was unexpectedly amazing!

  • @mreminemism
    @mreminemism Před 8 lety +84

    This guys gonna make it.

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli Před 8 lety +2

      Nice strategy that one, putting himself down and so by contrast his act stands out more. Many of my female friends do that; say something bad about themselves so the others would say something nice about them. Basically fishing for compliments. "Look at me, I'm a stupid jock! But wait, I'm also funny and clever!" Anyways, I really enjoyed his act!

    • @aldown
      @aldown Před 8 lety +28

      but that's not really putting himself down, specially because most comics are self deprecating. He is acknowledging the fact that he is good looking, hence unrelatable; basically asking for a fair shot.

    • @Angie-yv7ws
      @Angie-yv7ws Před 7 lety +1

      +aldown true

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 Před 7 lety +2

      He also is another white male, so who knows how far he can make it

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 Před 5 lety +2

      @@JaBarge303 hahahaha that's precisely why he's guaranteed to succeed though, I'm sure he would agree with me as well

  • @jimmy27paul
    @jimmy27paul Před 8 lety +20

    He really does look a 1980s American villain from Brat pack or Molly Ringwald movies lol!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Před 3 lety

      Definitely the James Spader character in Pretty in Pink. Or Billy Zabka.

  • @gerANNAmoe
    @gerANNAmoe Před 5 lety

    More of this please, thank you!

  • @JaimeEskobar
    @JaimeEskobar Před 6 lety +7

    "Lets go in there and claim what ours"
    HAHAHA

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Před 6 lety +11

    Being self-aware is definitely an asset in comedy. This guy knows how he looks to others after all those "revenge of the nerds" movies -- conventionally handsome guys are the douchebags, often in real-life, too. Why else would be surprised when a really good-looking man (or woman) turns out to be nice as well?
    Any jokes about the male G-spot? I'll bet this guy could nail it (so to speak).

  • @redaizo
    @redaizo Před 8 lety +191

    He cool, he good

  • @noise.s
    @noise.s Před 8 lety +4

    This guy was great! Matthew I hope you'll get more stuff, you deserve it.

  • @cnsummers4086
    @cnsummers4086 Před 8 lety +2

    This guy's a hit! Very funny and laid back style of delivery

  • @doncoroleone7815
    @doncoroleone7815 Před 8 lety +1

    Great set!

  • @a.d.peterson1981
    @a.d.peterson1981 Před 7 lety +16

    Genius work, in a GQ package. A pleasant surprise...

  • @Istanbul0687
    @Istanbul0687 Před 8 lety +45

    Dr. Fallopious.... of tube fame

  • @darkshadowlord2
    @darkshadowlord2 Před 8 lety +9

    Intelligent comedy! Watch out comedians of the world! This was awesome!

  • @JulianXtra
    @JulianXtra Před 8 lety +8

    this guy nailed every joke, Loved it

  • @MeggsNBaconn
    @MeggsNBaconn Před 8 lety +33

    Yeah, he looks like a God, & the dude is truly funny!

  • @TheLastDab
    @TheLastDab Před 8 lety +2

    really nice and funny stand up. well done

  • @reddexred
    @reddexred Před 8 lety +1

    both funny and educational..... good lone!

  • @JohnCooper-es3iy
    @JohnCooper-es3iy Před 5 lety +1

    Great set.

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 Před 8 lety +7

    "Just stumbled across it while I was studying abroad", ba dum tss. Cheesy and fun too :D

  • @norainnoflowers1551
    @norainnoflowers1551 Před 5 lety +1

    oh my god, i love this guy's jokes they're sooo clever and funny!

  • @54321emb
    @54321emb Před 8 lety

    Loved his set!

  • @davroshortcloak
    @davroshortcloak Před 8 lety +2

    lol I loved this guy! I think its the first time I liked a comic doing stand up on conan, I think his opening was really strong and made the audience like him

  • @cherylchaan7255
    @cherylchaan7255 Před 8 lety +1

    He's so funny! i love this so much

  • @fatal1ty3333
    @fatal1ty3333 Před 8 lety +3

    Genuinely one of the funniest guys I've seen appear as a guest on any late show, if you're reading this good work bud :)

  • @mrpeanutbutter6817
    @mrpeanutbutter6817 Před 7 lety +3

    This one was good!

  • @LiezlRuiz0
    @LiezlRuiz0 Před 8 lety +3

    He's a clever comedian and a hot one to boot. I've never heard any of his jokes. Kudos to him for being so original and coming up with intelligent jokes!

  • @sebastiancardoso
    @sebastiancardoso Před 8 lety +3

    Super-solid :D

  • @33nano
    @33nano Před 4 lety +2

    That G-spot joke was super hilarious 😂

  • @rooksentertainment1970

    I freaking love Matthew Broussard!

  • @JonathanTyler13
    @JonathanTyler13 Před 7 lety

    This was a surprisingly awesome set

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs Před 5 lety +1

    That gave throat line was perfect lol

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 Před 8 lety +6

    I LOVE it when comedians refer to their faces and hit it right on the nose :D like Amy Schumer calling herself "looking like I recently milked something"

  • @goguma2008
    @goguma2008 Před 8 lety +1

    good new fresh jokes. enjoyed that.

  • @FromanVince
    @FromanVince Před 8 lety

    I liked it, great stuff@!

  • @bigmattwheel
    @bigmattwheel Před 8 lety +1

    I actually enjoyed this stand up!

  • @parkjeong5296
    @parkjeong5296 Před 7 lety +24

    Hes like a young timothy olyphant

  • @guevarasamson1165
    @guevarasamson1165 Před 5 lety +1

    That’s like calling your face, your throat! Lmao

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st Před 8 lety +20

    I thought 'well, handsome 80's George Michael's little brother can't be funny' but his stuff was actually really good. Wouldn't be surprised if he got the comics on the couch to laugh.

  • @DavidCruickshank
    @DavidCruickshank Před 8 lety +4

    I think I've found my new favourite comedian.

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Před 4 lety +2

    "G stands for job well done" 😂😂😂

  • @morqr8527
    @morqr8527 Před 7 lety

    I love Matthew Broussard

  • @watermelonwonders5213
    @watermelonwonders5213 Před 7 lety +2

    I saw this guy live in Dallas! What a great guy, he also has a website for math riddles/puns. >>Monday Punday

  • @thechugdude
    @thechugdude Před 8 lety +31

    I laughed out loud

    • @thechugdude
      @thechugdude Před 8 lety +4

      +Erald Ylli lost it in an eating accident

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli Před 8 lety

      Sorry 'bout that. :\
      Maybe if you go on a diet it will grow back?

    • @thechugdude
      @thechugdude Před 8 lety +1

      +Erald Ylli I'm afraid I was not clear enough. My neck was eaten.

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli Před 8 lety

      Oh, I see (it not).

    • @thechugdude
      @thechugdude Před 8 lety +1

      +Erald Ylli Please let me know if you do.

  • @LovePeaceCommonSense
    @LovePeaceCommonSense Před 4 lety

    Nailed it

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 Před 7 lety +3

    G-spot joke was awesome. Snuck it in there, didn't even notice at first.

  • @alexanderqbe
    @alexanderqbe Před 8 lety

    2:30 - Awesome quote

  • @sabafarrukh1795
    @sabafarrukh1795 Před 7 lety

    He was so cool! great job.

  • @Altemimi123
    @Altemimi123 Před 6 lety +3

    I love knowledge.

  • @rdelrosso2001
    @rdelrosso2001 Před 7 lety

    I never knew of this guy until today, Aug 27, 2016, but he is GREAT! He has a great future!

  • @Amerikachan
    @Amerikachan Před 8 lety +1

    Funny AND smart!

  • @BreakinMoon
    @BreakinMoon Před 8 lety +2

    This was fun

  • @kvothe2144
    @kvothe2144 Před 8 lety

    this guys really clever, can't wait to see him again!

  • @AceBoone05
    @AceBoone05 Před 7 lety

    LMBO 😂😂😂 So creative!

  • @2lbs
    @2lbs Před 3 lety +1

    Conans face at the end scared tf outta me

  • @bread884
    @bread884 Před 2 lety

    This was a great 5 min set

  • @Skims24
    @Skims24 Před 5 lety +1

    "I was about to euphemism her metaphor"😂😂😂

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 Před 2 lety +1

    I almost spit out my milk at found the g-spot and founded the g-spot. This guy is genius! 😄

  • @liyralawless7164
    @liyralawless7164 Před rokem

    I love how his description of grafenberg makes me picture him, in scrubs.

  • @Studybud0990
    @Studybud0990 Před 7 lety +2

    this is epic

  • @toshir100
    @toshir100 Před 8 lety +1

    Fantastic routine!!! As a bio teacher this made me ROFL!!

  • @Demitchii
    @Demitchii Před 4 lety

    “Pain is just cartilage leaving your kneecaps” lmao

  • @MadmanReadsRocks
    @MadmanReadsRocks Před 8 lety

    Fantastic! 😂

  • @priestesspersephone9266

    very funny and very well done

  • @mumu22mumu22
    @mumu22mumu22 Před 8 lety +1

    Good stuff.

  • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet Před 5 lety +78

    He's lying. The 'G Spot' is the street corner where really cool black guys hang out

    • @unknownusername5111
      @unknownusername5111 Před 5 lety +4

      G-spot actually means Gamer spot. Bring some gFuel.

    • @jjyri
      @jjyri Před 4 lety +1

      I'm so mad at myself for laughing at that

  • @thirtysixzed
    @thirtysixzed Před 8 lety

    This is one of the better stand ups in Conan.

  • @makusuwerusan7390
    @makusuwerusan7390 Před 5 lety

    "That's like calling your face throat"!? 😂😂😂

  • @troruaz
    @troruaz Před 8 lety

    dude's a spot-on lookalike for Zack of Saved by the Bell fame. The closer joke was awesome, good stuff!

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 Před 4 lety

    he's awesome!

  • @pyrrhicvideos5811
    @pyrrhicvideos5811 Před 5 lety

    Very funny, this guy should keep doing this.

  • @bamaknifeguy
    @bamaknifeguy Před 7 lety

    Awesomeness!!!!! Funny guy.

  • @bbdsmith88
    @bbdsmith88 Před 4 lety +2

    That CrossFit joke was perfect. I laughed loudly