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Komentáře • 455

  • @vinesaucefullsauce
    @vinesaucefullsauce  Před rokem +114

    You can get a replay of the chat on CZcams with the ChatReplay Extension on your browser:
    Chrome Extension (Compatible with Edge) ► chatreplay.stream/chrome
    Firefox Add-on ► chatreplay.stream/firefox
    Use this link if you don't want the extension, are on mobile, or want theater mode ► chatreplay.stream/watch?v=rK7ugDiDhsc

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde Před rokem

      yes

    • @thedude0000-b2j
      @thedude0000-b2j Před rokem +4

      czcams.com/video/7y1OKMWNXaw/video.html link to that wonderful cave johnson speech

  • @renny_alt
    @renny_alt Před rokem +2258

    I love that “mouse sensitivity” became “rat intelligence”

    • @raccoonlad
      @raccoonlad Před rokem +2

      I can't stop laughing at this 🐀

    • @ardenharan2201
      @ardenharan2201 Před rokem +153

      Well, rats do have a lot of emotional intelligence, so it only makes sense.

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 Před rokem +54

      What a glorious translation

    • @graysongdl
      @graysongdl Před rokem +51

      When Vinny turned it down my immediate thought was "sucks to be Algernon right now."

    • @Messier__
      @Messier__ Před rokem +6

      lmao that's great.

  • @CeHee123
    @CeHee123 Před rokem +954

    This is basically what Glados would have been like if Apature kept the old plan to keep Weatley attached to make her stupid.

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy Před rokem +878

    Fun fact. Did you know that Portugal is actually the relatively unknown prequel to Brazil? It's true!

    • @fuarkYT
      @fuarkYT Před rokem +8

      I read that in Integza's voice

    • @papermartin879
      @papermartin879 Před rokem +49

      the demon's souls to brazil's dark souls

    • @vepply
      @vepply Před rokem +26

      Angola must be dlc

    • @officernealy
      @officernealy Před rokem +28

      @@vepply Angola was a part of the expansion pass alongside Cape Verde, São Tomé & Príncipe, Mozambique, and Macau.

    • @dymaxion3988
      @dymaxion3988 Před rokem +11

      @@officernealy I heard they pulled Timor-Leste for a while, glad it got brought back

  • @legendarycryptid2629
    @legendarycryptid2629 Před rokem +919

    Cave's robot rant will become a staple of Vinesauce history.

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer Před rokem +38

      anyone got the time stamp

    • @AgentWash
      @AgentWash Před rokem +64

      @@CZcamsPizzer I dont think he's talking about burgers... 1:07:00

    • @bouncypear_net
      @bouncypear_net Před rokem +36

      @@CZcamsPizzer 1:06:55 I think

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical Před rokem +17

      I need to know where that is in full

    • @andylau5846
      @andylau5846 Před rokem +15

      anyone know where the original video of it is from? I need to have it

  • @PandaPelley
    @PandaPelley Před rokem +273

    the labored breathing in the dev commentary really sells it

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 Před rokem +296

    The radio playing the Hong Kong 97 theme is an awesome touch.

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat Před rokem +20

      A lot of the ambient tracks have Hong Kong 97 hidden in them as well

    • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
      @pauloricardo-wn6ps Před rokem +15

      it's "I Love Beijing Tiananmen"

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 Před rokem +2

      @@pauloricardo-wn6ps oh thanks. Never heard its name before.

  • @spongebot64
    @spongebot64 Před rokem +256

    if only Vinny listened to the Cake core longer, he'd learn about its opinion on fish

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před rokem +26

      A copy of how to kill someone with your bare hands

    • @germtm.
      @germtm. Před rokem +54

      THE FISH IS STRAIGHT UP RUBBISH

    • @lakisique
      @lakisique Před 11 měsíci

      and 𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪

  • @ebnertra0004
    @ebnertra0004 Před rokem +276

    I once had to do a self-evaluation for work. I thought it was dumb, so I ran a section through Google Translate about 50 times. It was about like this. "I will not use the table floor until the table is in the sun" stuck with me. Also one sentence became "Please help me answer questions correctly" which was surprisingly apt

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Před rokem +26

      I've seen stuff like, "are you sure about this" ...as if the engine was getting cranky with me! Of course, that was after running through all the latin languages, topped off with Esperanto, dashed with Somalian, & cut back & forth betwixt traditional Chinese & Japanese... 🤖👍

    • @GoogleUser-ms6hr
      @GoogleUser-ms6hr Před rokem +11

      ​@@favoritemustard3542 interesting word soup recipe, could use a drizzle of Yoruba tho

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem Před rokem +195

    I love how they did voice acting for the commentary's text that was also translated. And it sounds like there are a few funny ones scattered throughout the entire thing.

  • @musicsheep9816
    @musicsheep9816 Před rokem +83

    I love how "Turret" became "Turt" and so then it became "Turtle" and "Tortoise"

  • @BloodWraith777
    @BloodWraith777 Před rokem +288

    5:20 I'm pretty sure if you called Gabe, Gabby, he would deck you in the chin.
    With a Steam Deck.

  • @TheJargonKing
    @TheJargonKing Před rokem +152

    omg I never thought vinesauce and deadwater gaming would cross over in this way

  • @darthfelipe6620
    @darthfelipe6620 Před rokem +106

    Man the credits make me cry so much this night. When the stream is over i need to rewind this part many times to look the credits name or the lyrics and laugh more and more.

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Před rokem +194

    I forgot how talkative portal 1 was
    Also find it funny how Gordon's name was called Cicero in the half life 1 Google translate and he's mentioned here

  • @PussInBoot414
    @PussInBoot414 Před rokem +72

    When Glados said coco during her boss fight i heard 'scroat goat' and spat all over my screen.

  • @Taikunable
    @Taikunable Před rokem +156

    Mouse speed = rat intelligence

  • @intron9
    @intron9 Před rokem +57

    Love how [blue portal fired] turned into [Original shooting of Gon's Gate]

    • @NateCraven318
      @NateCraven318 Před rokem +8

      Who the fuck is Gon and why are we shooting his gate 😂

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k Před rokem +4

      i think it’s actually “Primary portal fired”, explaining the “original”

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 Před rokem +92

    Vinny went to Brazil's penal colony, now he has to pay for his actions by watching ads

  • @BinkusTheTrinkus
    @BinkusTheTrinkus Před rokem +172

    Mod author here, I should clarify something -
    Portal: Google Translate Edition was released *BEFORE* Gilbert Gottfried's death. I would never knowingly use the voice of a recently dead celebrity for comedic value. I have just updated Portal: GTE and removed his voice from the developer commentary out of respect. I do apologize for not thinking to do this sooner after he had passed.
    Anyway, thanks so much Vinny for once again playing a mod of mine!

    • @CUTTS_23
      @CUTTS_23 Před rokem +38

      I didn’t really think it was that big of an issue but good on you for making a change so quick. The mod is hilarious

    • @michaelslowmin
      @michaelslowmin Před rokem +54

      Honestly, I think Gilbert woulda wanted that way anyways. I mean he was doing bizarre cameo jobs near the end, so it's not like it's outta character at all.

    • @Frodudus
      @Frodudus Před rokem +1

      damn that's pretty cucked of you bro

    • @JaylynCoffin
      @JaylynCoffin Před rokem +26

      I think Gilbert would have been happy to record this himself honestly. A good friend of mine’s band hired him on Cameo to record a few things like vocals for a cover of “another dimension” by the beastie boys and he was really happy to do it and charged nearly nothing for it. He was such an incredible person.

  • @DissedRedEngie
    @DissedRedEngie Před rokem +31

    the GlaDOS and turret voices are done by good lads at deadwater gaming. They're a machinima/gaming channel of two dudes who mostly these days play half life mods.

    • @DrJeffDev
      @DrJeffDev Před 11 měsíci +6

      Deadwater Gaming (MahoganyCrafter (GlaDOS) and Timbleweebs (Turret)) are massively underrated. They are so funny.

  • @dymaxion3988
    @dymaxion3988 Před rokem +38

    My favourite line so far is Cicero saying something about Pompey installing drivers, and Vinny interpreting it as a riddle

  • @MisterSheeple
    @MisterSheeple Před rokem +67

    I hate that Vinny didn't get to see "Ayo someone cut the bread"

  • @bigprovola
    @bigprovola Před rokem +20

    1:07:24 the only robot we know at Aperture who is both walking _and_ talking is the party escort, therefore...? 🧐

  • @Silver_Swan_MK2
    @Silver_Swan_MK2 Před rokem +35

    Vinny forgot to read the "Can of Disease" and "Poison Milk" xD

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 Před rokem +24

    40:12 I can't stop laughing at the unnecessary reverb on Chet Faliszak

  • @jamieg1907
    @jamieg1907 Před rokem +49

    i love how the longer vinny is exposed to this word salad nonsense the more he makes his own nonsense

  • @HannaYuuki
    @HannaYuuki Před rokem +49

    as a portuguese person seeing the thumbnail pop up on my feed... was a feeling i can't really describe.

  • @simplename1064
    @simplename1064 Před rokem +44

    Portugal 2 when

    • @31Topsecret
      @31Topsecret Před rokem +15

      Brazil already exists, silly

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Před rokem +1

      @@31Topsecret im not going to Brazil

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Před rokem +4

      It’s in development right now as far as I’m aware.

    • @Swinsl
      @Swinsl Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@EvilTurkeySlices Brazil has been in open beta for a while now..

    • @colonelclev4500
      @colonelclev4500 Před měsícem

      Yeah

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt Před rokem +68

    God its even more nightmarish than I could have hoped

  • @sainoflycianleague4170
    @sainoflycianleague4170 Před rokem +48

    The cake is a brain 🎂
    Gotta love this classic meme

  • @SeedyZ
    @SeedyZ Před rokem +49

    The Cave Johnson rant at the end had me cracking up

    • @MarkusNemesis
      @MarkusNemesis Před rokem +2

      I can't find it as a standalone clip anywhere :(

  • @samsammich8465
    @samsammich8465 Před rokem +24

    I work for a company whose ceo thinks its a good idea to get devs, aka.. me, to translate all of the text in the app via google translate. My github commit headers have consisted of things like "we should be automating this" and "nobody german man can read this"

  • @FamusJamus
    @FamusJamus Před rokem +22

    58:46 "I like to point out that the chat is approaching."
    [Trip to England]
    Not sure why chat's coming here instead of Portugal, but okay.

  • @0KylePrior0
    @0KylePrior0 Před rokem +21

    Somebody once told me "That might be some kind of green sewer. Come on, wipe your face everywhere." and I never got it until now.

  • @nozzzzy
    @nozzzzy Před rokem +20

    Vinny accidently completing some puzzles in completely unhinged ways is so... Vinny.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 Před rokem +32

    Hell yeah, time to play some Portugal!!! EDIT: Ten seconds in and I've forgotten the English language.

  • @bsodcat
    @bsodcat Před rokem +12

    my favorite are under the section titled "rat intelligence"
    "rude input"
    "must eat acceleration"

  • @AMentalFailure
    @AMentalFailure Před rokem +15

    The part where they talked about the relationship between the container, the head, and the rest of the head was without a doubt one of the best literatures I've tasted

  • @metashrew
    @metashrew Před rokem +17

    42:01 it's like they're all characters in super smash brothers melee

    • @TheRaziz321321
      @TheRaziz321321 Před rokem +3

      Sounds more N64 to me, but idk

    • @metashrew
      @metashrew Před rokem +2

      @@TheRaziz321321 you could be right. I'm actually not very familiar with both games

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Před rokem +52

    I need the cave Johnson robot rant in isolation for my friend who is obsessed with the idea of sex robots and loves portal 2

  • @favoritemustard3542
    @favoritemustard3542 Před rokem +26

    This... is gonna be *_DEVASTATING_*
    Why is futzing with GoogleTranslate until it moos like a duck & quacks like a cow so enjoyable?

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 Před 11 měsíci +3

    It took me until the end of Chamber 14 to realize there’s a clip of the HL1 scientist from the other google translate mod repeatedly telling you “Napkin Story”

  • @Oddmartian2
    @Oddmartian2 Před rokem +5

    I always knew Portal was missing something, turns out it was [Strong baseball] and [Powerful soccer]

  • @fonsocat4517
    @fonsocat4517 Před rokem +12

    Did he really forget this super unique, wonderful melody at 19:10 and where it's from?

    • @copperplat
      @copperplat Před rokem +4

      song is called self esteem fund

  • @ChicDead26
    @ChicDead26 Před rokem +3

    Thank you for working with this money launderer!
    Shijo Booth

  • @laughercake3156
    @laughercake3156 Před rokem +8

    i can't get over "rutman dunn"

  • @RNoctowl
    @RNoctowl Před rokem +9

    18:27 it sounds like chills was narrating that for a moment

  • @imofftomars9344
    @imofftomars9344 Před rokem +5

    58:46 I remember this part of the stream, we were all so mad when Glados revealed that the whole chat had mobilized to New York to play Portugal. We had to call it off because it was supposed to be a surprise for Boonty. First time I'd been outside in months...

  • @BigEvy
    @BigEvy Před rokem +20

    Cave Johnson has his priorities in front of him and he’s pursuing his dreams.

  • @hyperpas
    @hyperpas Před rokem +2

    Did anyone notice the music playing on the radio was „Wo ai Bei Jing Tian an men“ From the hit game Hong Kong 97?

  • @WonderBlubber
    @WonderBlubber Před rokem +8

    [Pope Music]

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip Před rokem +47

    Cake is brain dimension
    Pros: No adpocalypse, Better economy, less internet restrictions, better health care, Vinny has two hats instead of one and Half life 3 is out while TF2 is enjoying it's newest update and fixes
    Cons: V-Dub and A-Dub have fused into the ultimate being and are trying to recreate the resonance Cascade from Half life 1

  • @saintsea-hat7891
    @saintsea-hat7891 Před rokem +7

    I just wanna talk to whoever thought it would be funny to play the Hong Kong 97 music the whole time.

  • @chilliplayz1306
    @chilliplayz1306 Před rokem +3

    I google translated Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System: it gave me Genetic presence in the operating system of the disc, so glados is actually called gpitosotd

  • @blossominglilac160
    @blossominglilac160 Před rokem +25

    Never would I have predicted an accidental semi-deadwater gaming cameo on a vinny vacnesauce stream.

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Před rokem +4

      It’s unfortunate the secret third member didn’t make an appearance.

    • @AngryTrafficCone
      @AngryTrafficCone Před rokem

      Timestamp?

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Před rokem +3

      @@AngryTrafficCone the whole video pretty much. They voice Glados(Mahogany) and the turrets(Timble)

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 Před rokem +8

    "Starting tomorrow, the road _will_ rest."
    I'm using that.

  • @hornyducks4090
    @hornyducks4090 Před rokem +8

    the end song fucking killed me, i was not ready.

  • @YesterdaysMinder
    @YesterdaysMinder Před rokem +4

    Thank you for working with this money launderer!

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 Před rokem +6

    Some favorites from the credits of mine are
    -my boss
    -the moon
    -Irish aspirin
    -Pain Brain
    -American gibby
    Just to name a few all of these fellas worked on this game
    Edit: 1:05:24 "i am writing languages" so true my man so true

    • @buttonasas
      @buttonasas Před rokem +2

      "Thank you for working with this money launderer!"

  • @bl00dberry
    @bl00dberry Před rokem +3

    almost in tears over the 'oh, you guys' in the credits
    edit: Thank you for working with this money launderer!

  • @The_Boctor
    @The_Boctor Před rokem +7

    The credits at the end were so funny they made my temples hurt from laughing. "A woman with a bucket" and "cow hair" were great.

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle Před rokem

      My favorite was just "huh"

    • @SuborbitalPigeon
      @SuborbitalPigeon Před rokem +2

      Half of London, Irish aspirin and an Iraqi submarine were also involved.
      The famous legal team of three coconuts deserves a mention too.

  • @Filthma
    @Filthma Před rokem +5

    I absolutely *love* the soundtrack in this.

  • @mainsmain
    @mainsmain Před rokem +3

    Why is Vinny playing my country

  • @canariawing
    @canariawing Před rokem +4

    holy shit the still alive translation was amazing

  • @Ilikewater-andice
    @Ilikewater-andice Před rokem +3

    [Pedestrian rotation]

  • @vadnegru
    @vadnegru Před rokem +3

    Missed opportunity to go into momma house

  • @televisionandcheese
    @televisionandcheese Před rokem +7

    Now you're thinking in Portuguese.

  • @papermartin879
    @papermartin879 Před rokem +6

    "I'd like to point out that chat is approaching"

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 Před rokem +1

    The dev commentary is a total trip.
    And this is coming from someone who loves stuff like that,

  • @lazulazu2467
    @lazulazu2467 Před rokem +29

    if they ever make portal 2 translated, (they wont, way too much dialogue) it better be called brazil (the sequel to portugal)

  • @Tycitron6000
    @Tycitron6000 Před rokem +6

    Closest we'll get to a vinny and deadwater gaming collab.

  • @MechanicGopher
    @MechanicGopher Před rokem +12

    “Bury the iffy scaffold on the horns of a scorpion eagle. I don’t think it should be exposed to this lie.”
    Monument Mythos dialogue

  • @psiseven
    @psiseven Před rokem +2

    1:04:41 Just want to point out there are people in the credits named "Dad" and "My boss"

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees Před rokem +4

    Shame he missed "the floor will die for you", that's my favorite line so far

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe Před rokem +12

    I need that Cave Johnson sexbot monologue video NOW!

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical Před rokem +2

      It's in Portal 2: Google Translated Edition

  • @AlfallMap
    @AlfallMap Před rokem +22

    First time I heard the radio I thought Megalovania was playing

  • @GLITCH_-.-
    @GLITCH_-.- Před rokem +17

    Just saw it describe a sound as: "Sony Cryptacular Atmospheric Black Metal" (38:58)
    ... I love this!

    • @AMentalFailure
      @AMentalFailure Před rokem +4

      Ok these peripheral names are getting seriously out of hand.

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 Před rokem +4

      @@AMentalFailure That's just one of the color options

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic Před rokem

      Damn that’s a great song idea

  • @ErdrickHero
    @ErdrickHero Před rokem +4

    We need a version of Portal 2 where Cave Johnson is obsessed with selling insurance.

  • @robertwyatt3912
    @robertwyatt3912 Před rokem +10

    I think the most cursed thing about this mod is that it calls the orange portals *“RED PORTALS”*

    • @orektez
      @orektez Před rokem +2

      well for most of human history orange was just called red, i think some languages still do this, so in the process of running it back and forth through translations it's lost.

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 Před rokem +2

      @@orektez most of human history is WRONG and CRINGE for calling it red.

    • @alfo2804
      @alfo2804 Před rokem +3

      @Robert Wyatt Most of human history is wrong and cringe for a lot of other reasons too.

    • @orektez
      @orektez Před rokem

      @@robertwyatt3912 ya pretty much, idk why they didn't name all the colors properly, i think most shades of green, pink and purple were also just called blue or red as well.

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 Před rokem +1

      @@alfo2804 most for calling it red, though

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 Před rokem +7

    OH MY GOD
    I WAS WAITING FOR BLING BLING BOY TO PLAY THIS

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc Před rokem +4

    I used to string rackets at big international badminton tournaments, so I needed multi-lingual posters for the players - translating from English to and then back again was a good way to gauge the accuracy... and it led to some completely insane nonsense that I kinda wish I'd put on the posters🤣🤣

  • @ardenharan2201
    @ardenharan2201 Před rokem +3

    Curse you, Portugal! I always knew the Chamber of Commerce was going to get us sooner or later.

  • @TheAwesomeGN
    @TheAwesomeGN Před rokem +3

    The ending still alive cover was amazing

  • @aneasteregg8171
    @aneasteregg8171 Před rokem +2

    I like to point out that the chat is approaching.

  • @TeionM83
    @TeionM83 Před rokem +3

    You know you've done a good job designing your puzzle when screwing it up is nearly not as easy as solving it correctly.

  • @9adamlevin
    @9adamlevin Před rokem +3

    "i actually uuuh.. trashbin. My name isn't trashbin!" -Vinny 2023

  • @ElPingasWarrior
    @ElPingasWarrior Před rokem +24

    PORTUGAL CARALHO

  • @waffledog7756
    @waffledog7756 Před rokem +3

    8:16 "Chamber Of Commerce"

  • @Snapphat
    @Snapphat Před rokem +2

    getting some strong E.Y.E vibes from Chet Faliszek at 40:13

  • @SuborbitalPigeon
    @SuborbitalPigeon Před 11 měsíci +2

    The Cicero family were very heavily involved there

  • @mostverticalproductions4808

    Hong Kong 97 on the radio is making me lose my mind

  • @NatetheNerdy
    @NatetheNerdy Před rokem +3

    Love him or hate him, you gotta admit Cave Johnson was spitting facts at the end.

  • @multipleSpiders
    @multipleSpiders Před rokem +1

    [I’m overwhelmed]

  • @TehSkullKid
    @TehSkullKid Před rokem +3

    Portal is turning 20 in 4 years

  • @marleyfett6569
    @marleyfett6569 Před rokem +4

    Finally, some conformation that I'm legally old enough to watch Twitch.

  • @Doc_K
    @Doc_K Před rokem +1

    As yes clearly what happens to those who go down the dark path in Portugal

  • @shardell
    @shardell Před rokem +2

    I like how it sometimes spells out source stutter sounds

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Před rokem +8

    Still Alive was fricking awesome in this.

  • @CiromBreeze
    @CiromBreeze Před rokem +2

    Maaaan, the Dev commentary kept interrupting some of GLaDOS' best lines. Definitely would have been better to play with it off.