Ten Illegal Things To Do In London

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2013
  • A quick and dirty video from Tom (tomscott.com - @tomscott) and Matt (mattg.co.uk - @unnamedculprit) - ten illegal things to do in London. Yes, these are all properly illegal: you can see our references at tomscott.com/law/
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  • @cosmicwire6356
    @cosmicwire6356 Před 3 lety +22227

    "I only date bad boys"
    _We flew a kite in a public place_

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium Před 3 lety +522

      Don't forget the
      *p a p a p a p a pa pa pa p a*

    • @ID_e_OFFC
      @ID_e_OFFC Před 3 lety +232

      @@toomuchiridium we flew a kite in a puuublic place

    • @ausernameiguess7058
      @ausernameiguess7058 Před 3 lety +88

      @@marinaaguas9219 legal. legal. illegal!

    • @amannaikwade3118
      @amannaikwade3118 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂

    • @efk21
      @efk21 Před 3 lety +55

      we 🧍‍♂️flew☁️ a 🔧kite 🪁in ⬇️a 🌀public📯 placeee☂️ we🐭 flew🪴a🔌kite🎈in🦄a🔅puuuublicccc 🤠 place📒

  • @theendlessking3196
    @theendlessking3196 Před 3 lety +5168

    Prisoner: What are you in prison for?
    Me: I shook a doormat in the street after 8am.

  • @euhm
    @euhm Před rokem +2986

    My favourite one is an American law: It is illegal to tie an alligator to a flagpole in Texas. That means someone in history wrestled an alligator, dragged it to a flagpole and then tied it on the flagpole, before they made it illegal to do so.

    • @N4ut1lusSplatoon
      @N4ut1lusSplatoon Před rokem +150

      But it says Texas so you can do it in other states-

    • @pineapplesandwich3906
      @pineapplesandwich3906 Před rokem +62

      Damn well guess Texas isn’t so great after all

    • @euhm
      @euhm Před rokem +171

      Apparently there are some more involving alligators; It is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant in Louisiana and Florida. In Florida it is also illegal to tie your pet elephant, goat or alligator to a parking meter.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před rokem +52

      @@N4ut1lusSplatoon i mean, good luck forcing Florida to not do that.

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka Před rokem +41

      @@euhm That would suggest that it is perfectly legal to tie an elephant to a fire hydrant, when you put them side by side. I can kinda understand the fire hydrant thing, though. I've seen photos where firefighters broke windows in a car parking directly in front of a fire hydrant, to pull the hose(?) through it. The car owner was also fined for blocking the way. In a video, a firefighter explained/showed that had they ran it over, under or around the car, there is a risk of it bending in a way that would block/slow down the water flaw and that is crucial to putting out fire.
      What I don't understand is why they didn't just use "(dangerous) animals" in those lawmakings. I mean you could technically tie a crocodile to a flagpole, no?

  • @nootynooby9937
    @nootynooby9937 Před rokem +176

    Being drunk in a pub is the weirdest law ever.

    • @naunau311
      @naunau311 Před 7 měsíci +31

      It's actually "in a public place whether in a building or not, or any licensed premises". It's probably a law to help the police help bar/store owners get rid of annoying drunk customers.

  • @Mohammed-bd7ql
    @Mohammed-bd7ql Před 3 lety +10784

    London police:
    - He's just firing a cannon, that'll be 200 pounds sir.
    - Holy fooking sweet Mary that guy is shaking a doormat! Arrest him!

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 Před 3 lety +151

      That’s England for you

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 3 lety +182

      I'm American but I really want to know the reason for these laws

    • @weemasseyman
      @weemasseyman Před 3 lety +60

      @@arandomsupra I don't think any1 knows tbh

    • @gasimoos3105
      @gasimoos3105 Před 3 lety +121

      @@arandomsupra The UK, primarily England is an old old country, and back then they served purpose.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Před 3 lety +82

      @@arandomsupra IIRC in California it is illegal for single women to skydive on Sundays

  • @thestickiestman
    @thestickiestman Před 4 lety +15823

    When you commit multiple crimes and post it on CZcams but still get away with it.

  • @EnormousPurpleGarden
    @EnormousPurpleGarden Před rokem +369

    I think my favourite London law is the one against wearing "an outrageous double ruff," which I believe is also from the Metropolitan Police Act 1839.

    • @youwerethere
      @youwerethere Před 8 měsíci +2

      To me sounds more like some Elizabethian law. Probably repealed since then though, probably in Jacobean times.

  • @alexflosho
    @alexflosho Před 9 měsíci +66

    We flew a kite in a public place
    We flew a kite in a puuublic place

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS Před 4 lety +2743

    "Sliding on snow is illegal."
    *Confused Canadian noises.*

    • @AlexandreJWKlaus
      @AlexandreJWKlaus Před 3 lety +82

      me visiting london in winter after living in the land of snow, free healtcare and friendliness
      "oh no forgive me for sliding down this hill"

    • @TheRealMtnDewMike
      @TheRealMtnDewMike Před 3 lety +9

      And American noises

    • @mg-sp5ou
      @mg-sp5ou Před 3 lety +1

      @@AlexandreJWKlaus where do you live? I'm moving😳

    • @AlexandreJWKlaus
      @AlexandreJWKlaus Před 3 lety +8

      @@mg-sp5ou just avoid toronto and the GTA like the plague, unless you wanna be the butt of all other canadians jokes, not gonna say for privacy reasons

    • @mg-sp5ou
      @mg-sp5ou Před 3 lety +3

      @@AlexandreJWKlaus oh, okay then. I'll study hard to be able to move to Canada

  • @grz782
    @grz782 Před 5 lety +31549

    Her: I only date bad boys
    These guys:

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 Před rokem +109

    0:38 The average UK citizen breaks this law like twice a day

  • @lunavixen015
    @lunavixen015 Před rokem +48

    For the cannon one, it also involves blank shots (without a cannonball). The shockwave from the sound could potentially shatter windows

  • @lazycake977
    @lazycake977 Před 3 lety +4356

    All fun ‘n games ‘till you hear Elizabeth say: “OFF WITH THEIR HEADS”

  • @thelegendaryjermo
    @thelegendaryjermo Před 4 lety +25035

    When are we getting the full song of “we flew a kite in a public place”.

  • @testdasi
    @testdasi Před 2 lety +88

    Since I watch this almost 10 years later, the question is: what's the statute of limitation on these crimes? And if someone steals salmon sushi from Wasabi, does it count as handling salmon suspiciously?

  • @JL-fp1oe
    @JL-fp1oe Před rokem +70

    “Mr Scott you and your associate are under arrest for breaking 10 laws how do you both plead”
    “Not guilty”
    “Mr Scott you posted the evidence on CZcams”

  • @gordonfreeman2715
    @gordonfreeman2715 Před 3 lety +6070

    "Handling salmon in suspicious ways"
    "POLICE, IS THAT F***ING FISH JENGA"
    "NO!" *shoves it over*

  • @thatgeorgianguy2
    @thatgeorgianguy2 Před 4 lety +4069

    Police: *YOU FLEW A KITE IN PUBLIC PLACE? NOW YOU PAY THE FINE!*
    Me: Can I pay with the defaced notes?

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 Před 4 lety +56

      Police: *insert some stupid anime surprised picture*

    • @kreyzgr5167
      @kreyzgr5167 Před 4 lety +16

      @@yinyang1217 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "*STUPID*" YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

    • @itsikolia
      @itsikolia Před 4 lety +3

      შემოგევლე

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 Před 4 lety

      @@fubuki.pershinge1 +1 for that one

    • @ananonymoususer8098
      @ananonymoususer8098 Před 3 lety +1

      Then pay with your blood!

  • @CalebRuiz
    @CalebRuiz Před rokem +19

    What a day to recommend me this thumbnail

  • @Lucroq
    @Lucroq Před rokem +14

    Thank you so much for not taking this down. I can't tell you how many youtubers I love (and will nonetheless always support) have deleted their old videos and how much it pains me to not be able to relive that one specific memory once it comes up. Truly this is history. Thank you for being you

  • @dovis4124
    @dovis4124 Před 5 lety +11596

    *we flew a kite in a public place*

    • @xaviation5144
      @xaviation5144 Před 5 lety +177

      we should make a re... song out of this!

    • @diosaj4334
      @diosaj4334 Před 5 lety +110

      We flew a kite in a puuuublic place

    • @MovedchanneIs
      @MovedchanneIs Před 5 lety +94

      *WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUUUUUBLIC PLACEEEEE*

    • @kveeder3224
      @kveeder3224 Před 5 lety +19

      But... We stole a balloon!

    • @yeetonmyfeet6548
      @yeetonmyfeet6548 Před 5 lety +37

      WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUUUUUUBLIIIIC PLAAAAACEEE

  • @spacestationnick2810
    @spacestationnick2810 Před 5 lety +4365

    British police: what’s your emergency?
    Victim: somebody whacked me with a salmon, played a ding dong ditch on me, and flew a kite in the park across the street!
    Police: DISPATCH WE NEED ALL UNITS NOW NOW NOW

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. Před 4 lety +53

      *me,dropping the song on iTunes*
      Wha-
      Popo:oh god we gotta let this go.
      *plays song on full volume: WE FLEW A KITE IN A PUBLIC PLACE~*
      Popo:AHHH HE’S TOO STRONG EVERYONE OUT!!!

    • @thesuperginge1348
      @thesuperginge1348 Před 4 lety +49

      Keep back! He's shaking his doormat!
      Sir, it's alright. It's 7:59, so it's-ooohhh god!

    • @woodenhoe
      @woodenhoe Před 4 lety +8

      everyone? EVERYONE!!

    • @bozozium
      @bozozium Před 4 lety +8

      While sliding on ice

    • @nzlemming
      @nzlemming Před 4 lety +6

      Look out! He's got a cannon!

  • @alizardguy
    @alizardguy Před rokem +16

    Nice CZcams recommend, nice

  • @buttsaucegamingxd7528
    @buttsaucegamingxd7528 Před rokem +32

    The thumbnail aged well

  • @cham1763
    @cham1763 Před 5 lety +11137

    Inmate: So what you in jail for?
    Me: I fLeW a KiTE iN a pUBliC pLaCe
    Inmate: Oh damn

  • @myukunigunde8372
    @myukunigunde8372 Před 3 lety +8957

    Me: *pays penalty for defacing money*
    Me: *pays with defaced money*
    Policeman: °•°

    • @CavCave
      @CavCave Před 3 lety +133

      Underrated comment

    • @hilal_younus
      @hilal_younus Před 3 lety +24

      😂

    • @skyclaw
      @skyclaw Před 3 lety +100

      Defacing the image of the Queen is technically treason. You can still be beheaded for it.
      NB: Nothing in this comment is true.

    • @jackjoyce1744
      @jackjoyce1744 Před 3 lety +43

      Oi, you have a loisense for that!!!

    • @collision5904
      @collision5904 Před 3 lety +33

      @@jackjoyce1744 nah mate I left it in the bloody chippy.

  • @emmafrost13333
    @emmafrost13333 Před rokem +6

    "Being drunk in a pub" - half of London on a Friday night

  • @ranpatoamami7048
    @ranpatoamami7048 Před rokem +22

    0:39 So getting drunk in a place meant for drinking is illegal?

    • @BACALL1965
      @BACALL1965 Před 9 měsíci +1

      No?
      Drunk in a pub
      Even though the police honestly don't care and would not even ask

    • @ranpatoamami7048
      @ranpatoamami7048 Před 9 měsíci

      @@BACALL1965 So the law is there, but isn't enforced?

  • @uwu-pe2nt
    @uwu-pe2nt Před 4 lety +3567

    This is like a “10 things to do in London” for chaotic evil people

  • @123four...
    @123four... Před 3 lety +18186

    I like how shaking a doormat after 8am has a more severe penalty than firing a cannon within 300 yards of a house

  • @YeahEsCereal
    @YeahEsCereal Před rokem +5

    After 9 years not arrested

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion Před rokem +5

    -Ten Illegal Things To Do In London-
    10 things to add to my bucket list

  • @emilyjanet455
    @emilyjanet455 Před 3 lety +26089

    Old Tom Scott has such a wildly different vibe than current Tom Scott.

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 Před 3 lety +533

      Not that different to recent Matt and tom

    • @Tibromatic
      @Tibromatic Před 3 lety +1602

      Old Tom Scott is actually the young Tom Scott. Current Tom Scott is the Slightly Older Tom Scott.

    • @filip9587
      @filip9587 Před 3 lety +1131

      Old/Young Tom Scott: Let's mess about like pubescent teens!
      New/Old Tom Scott: Let's talk about the deep meaning of life itself.

    • @graceful-not1423
      @graceful-not1423 Před 3 lety +93

      @@filip9587 yes. this exactly.

    • @stillagamer3603
      @stillagamer3603 Před 3 lety +25

      You should check out his channel Matt and Tom

  • @JBlooey
    @JBlooey Před 5 lety +5795

    When will We Flew A Kite in a Public Place drop on iTunes?

  • @diino8081
    @diino8081 Před rokem +11

    is drawing things on the queen legal now

  • @BrodieMitch
    @BrodieMitch Před rokem +7

    why did this age so well

  • @diegodekruif3772
    @diegodekruif3772 Před 5 lety +1730

    We flew a kite in a public place needs a full version

  • @anneyagalario3061
    @anneyagalario3061 Před 2 lety +4640

    *in prison*
    Murderer: So, What are you in for?
    *“we flew a kite in a public place”*

  • @Sheenifier
    @Sheenifier Před rokem +4

    I love that this shows up on my feed after the queen's passing

  • @lifeofadrianandkaynagabe

    The “We Flew A Kite In A Public Place” song is catchy.

  • @teeguner
    @teeguner Před 4 lety +2761

    Ok but what the HELL happened for them to be like "ok that's it no more handling salmon suspiciously" in 1986?

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Před 3 lety +375

      There’s got to be a great story behind most of these laws. I just know it.

    • @EvxiKamine
      @EvxiKamine Před 3 lety +257

      Someone probably held a salmon suspiciously duh

    • @davidhildebrandt7812
      @davidhildebrandt7812 Před 3 lety +265

      The salmon act is about salmon poaching. The handling under suspicious circumstances part of it penalised doing anything salmon you have reason to believe has been poached

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Před 3 lety +125

      @@davidhildebrandt7812 or maybe they just handled salmon very very suspiciously

    • @asher-360
      @asher-360 Před 3 lety +58

      Ding Ding The CZcams Buddy
      POLICE!! IS THAT FREAKING FISH JENGA?!

  • @junamboqcg2369
    @junamboqcg2369 Před 8 lety +2910

    So playing ding-dong-ditch incurs a bigger penalty than shooting a cannon?

    • @juliavanderkris5156
      @juliavanderkris5156 Před 8 lety +37

      Basically.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Před 8 lety +191

      I'm guessing the cannon law was written before the ding-dong ditch law when money was worth more and nobody bothered to re-write it because it's not as if many people are likely to have cannons now, and there are probably other laws you're violating if you use dangerous objects near people.

    • @Monkwrestler
      @Monkwrestler Před 8 lety +8

      Yeah I imagine various firearm laws with multi year if not decade sentences

    • @kkirschkk
      @kkirschkk Před 8 lety +51

      "we flew a kite in a publlllllic place!"

    • @MetaBloxer
      @MetaBloxer Před 7 lety +56

      I know this is an old comment, but in Chicago, graffiti has a larger penalty than speeding in an active schoolzone.
      discovered this enraging piece of trivia through a college project.

  • @KyleFogarty-dw1vu
    @KyleFogarty-dw1vu Před rokem +3

    Been 10 Years and I've finally been Recommended this by CZcams.

  • @facetedchrysolite6132
    @facetedchrysolite6132 Před rokem +29

    CZcams algorithm being weird again.

  • @Shiver.1235
    @Shiver.1235 Před 3 lety +8524

    Imagine this scene in jail:
    “Ay bro why u here”
    “I killed 20 men and robbed 11 banks and 23 jewellery shops”
    “Oh uh cool”
    “What about you?”
    “I flew A kite in a public place”

    • @saturnisgay69
      @saturnisgay69 Před 3 lety +437

      *GASP*
      GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MONSTER! THAT IS THE WORST CRIME TO EVER BE COMMITTED!

    • @_Mars555._.
      @_Mars555._. Před 3 lety +194

      I shaked a doormat

    • @_Mars555._.
      @_Mars555._. Před 3 lety +51

      @@saturnisgay69 ah another one of us

    • @saturnisgay69
      @saturnisgay69 Před 3 lety +40

      @@_Mars555._. bi five :) ✋

    • @_Mars555._.
      @_Mars555._. Před 3 lety +26

      @@saturnisgay69 ✋

  • @mos7626
    @mos7626 Před 5 lety +5227

    *_the British police would like to know your location_*

    • @HoLiSchit
      @HoLiSchit Před 5 lety +94

      Ay mate, do you have a license to ask for location? I, for myself, have a license asking license

    • @m0rk19
      @m0rk19 Před 4 lety +37

      Why did I read that in a British accent

    • @HoLiSchit
      @HoLiSchit Před 4 lety +33

      @@m0rk19 Sir stop right there! I need to see that reading license right now!

    • @m0rk19
      @m0rk19 Před 4 lety +32

      @@HoLiSchit hol up right there m8 I need to verify whether ya got your license from a licensed liscenser

    • @graysluv6163
      @graysluv6163 Před 4 lety +2

      I would like you to know I’m the 666 like :)

  • @Smokinjoewhite
    @Smokinjoewhite Před rokem +2

    You complete and utter rebel Tom.

  • @exiapiemon3296
    @exiapiemon3296 Před rokem +4

    Rules are made to be broken.

  • @masonallen297
    @masonallen297 Před 4 lety +38601

    There's something about watching grown men laugh hysterically while drawing a beard on the queen that makes me want to do it too.

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop Před 4 lety +293

      Spockify the Canadian 5$ instead,

    • @Underwhelmed
      @Underwhelmed Před 4 lety +132

      Why is there only two replies on a 1.2k comment?

    • @araryan2390
      @araryan2390 Před 4 lety +83

      @@Underwhelmed idk . but don't worry , i made it three .

    • @Underwhelmed
      @Underwhelmed Před 4 lety +39

      AR Aryan ay thank you. I made it four.

    • @araryan2390
      @araryan2390 Před 4 lety +38

      @@Underwhelmed you are welcome , made it five

  • @hose5257
    @hose5257 Před 4 lety +4384

    Fun fact!
    This was originally an episode on "Euopes most wanted" but was never aired due too it being to graphic and horrible to be shown publicly.

    • @blueroses6305
      @blueroses6305 Před 4 lety +171

      We flew a kite in a public place

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 Před 4 lety +37

      Ive never been to Euope, what's it like?

    • @gxnda
      @gxnda Před 4 lety +54

      Assault and battery with salmon

    • @gxnda
      @gxnda Před 4 lety +79

      @@Conklin03 less schools are shot but you get invaded alot

    • @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ
      @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ Před 4 lety +23

      @@Conklin03 well you're not allowed to carry a plank of wood, for starters.

  • @PrincessShokora2002
    @PrincessShokora2002 Před rokem +2

    I want a full version of “We Flew a Kite in a Public Place”

  • @foxyprorr
    @foxyprorr Před rokem +2

    10 years later and it still got recommended by the algorythm

  • @IronicBee
    @IronicBee Před 3 lety +4635

    "Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?"
    "I flew a kite in a public place"
    "So?"
    "In London"
    "Right this way sir"

    • @bidoof_
      @bidoof_ Před 3 lety +56

      *slips on ice cube

    • @raviolihotdog105
      @raviolihotdog105 Před 2 lety +9

      i cannot tell if ur salty spitoon is a coincidence or not but robodaddy much?

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems Před 2 lety +2

      @@raviolihotdog105 Sounds more like slippery stair.

    • @raviolihotdog105
      @raviolihotdog105 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Robert_McGarry_Poems i mean slippery things are good things

    • @jubair5605
      @jubair5605 Před 2 lety +5

      “Welcome to the salty spitoon. How tough are you?”
      “How tough am I? How tough am I? I shook a doormat in the street”
      “Yes, So?”
      “After 8 AM in England”
      “Right this way. Sorry to keep you wait”

  • @camelCaseFTW
    @camelCaseFTW Před 8 lety +1999

    they flew a kite in a public place
    now they're going to get jailed for days

    • @anssiaurum264
      @anssiaurum264 Před 8 lety +61

      Or "they'll go to jail for fourteen days".

    • @syintigs5543
      @syintigs5543 Před 8 lety +24

      Only days... A criminal offense like that is punishable by death.

    • @CoolSkeleton-lm7jd
      @CoolSkeleton-lm7jd Před 8 lety +9

      +Dankest Elf No no no my way is
      They Flew a Kite in a public place
      Now your jailed for a cople days

    • @Vylpes
      @Vylpes Před 8 lety +3

      @RunninPeking the UK doesn't have captial punishment

    • @hehehdsgve
      @hehehdsgve Před 8 lety +4

      XD WHERE CAN I BUY IT ON ITUNES XD

  • @makoboy230
    @makoboy230 Před rokem +5

    I love the CZcams algorithm’s twisted sense of humor

  • @michaelgingelllittlejohn9938

    Imaging being a grandma just cleaning the doormat after 8am and just being sent to jail for 2 weeks

  • @fds7476
    @fds7476 Před 8 lety +8700

    0:44 - Well... God Shave The Queen.

  • @yonasgf
    @yonasgf Před 5 lety +3236

    ten illegal things to do in London
    *does all of Them*

    • @froo5667
      @froo5667 Před 5 lety +14

      (In America)

    • @michaelwalsh6276
      @michaelwalsh6276 Před 4 lety +56

      Well, they did 9. They didn't fire a cannon.

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj Před 4 lety +48

      @@michaelwalsh6276 Of the 10 illegal things on this list to do, that is probably the #1 to actually get enforced. Even if they just set off a blank charge. As everyone within five blocks would go "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?"

    • @WhiteNinja13425
      @WhiteNinja13425 Před 4 lety +8

      London : wait thats illegal

    • @typie34
      @typie34 Před 4 lety +2

      Absolute mad lad

  • @ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser

    Imagine getting fined for defacing money, and then paying the fine with said defaced money

    • @Tap11283
      @Tap11283 Před rokem +1

      good day in london innit?

  • @riyaanthemann
    @riyaanthemann Před rokem +3

    Mic quality is like it was from 10 years ago, oh wait it actually is.

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 Před 2 lety +6640

    The law makers missed an opportunity for #10 to be “Handling salmon in FISHY ways”

    • @NellyTubeAwesomeURL
      @NellyTubeAwesomeURL Před 2 lety +74

      LMAO

    • @notasad1768
      @notasad1768 Před 2 lety +9

      not funny. didn't laugh. don't care, don't care. don't care, didn't ask.

    • @thorthegodofthunder2313
      @thorthegodofthunder2313 Před 2 lety +354

      @@notasad1768 straight back at ya

    • @joffles6516
      @joffles6516 Před 2 lety +186

      @@notasad1768 strange how mad you got at an ironic pun

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish Před 2 lety +66

      @@thorthegodofthunder2313 don’t listen to them they have an anime pfp

  • @caitlinmorris5064
    @caitlinmorris5064 Před 2 lety +7712

    I love how it's only salmon getting handled in a suspicious manner that's illegal, but not other fish

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman Před 2 lety +338

      Salmon was more valuable and thus a bigger target for poaching

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 Před 2 lety +266

      Salmon were generally from rivers owned by the toffs, commoners in possession of Salmon was thus always deemed a bit, erm... fishy...

    • @ajthepoppunkkid8415
      @ajthepoppunkkid8415 Před 2 lety +26

      It was expanded at some point recently to include trout. And another kind of fish, but I’ve forgotten which.

    • @-nameless--uc9zw
      @-nameless--uc9zw Před 2 lety +2

      It's like it happened before....

    • @thefoxmoonlight
      @thefoxmoonlight Před 2 lety +13

      racism

  • @goneutt
    @goneutt Před rokem +3

    December 2022, police officers cited for playing in the snow, #3

  • @mystollenlullaby
    @mystollenlullaby Před 5 měsíci +5

    🎶we flew a kite in a public place🎶

  • @vincenzo3574
    @vincenzo3574 Před 3 lety +5470

    Firing a f*cking cannon: £200
    Handling salmon suspiciously: "Unlimited fine or two years in jail"
    Edit: After 8 months i fixed the £ symbol, you're welcome

    • @frag2k12
      @frag2k12 Před 3 lety +298

      Nice to see British priorities in their laws.

    • @J.cartier00
      @J.cartier00 Před 3 lety +45

      underrated comment

    • @skyclaw
      @skyclaw Před 3 lety +98

      Right, but when the law was passed £200 was the GDP of Belgium.

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo Před 3 lety +84

      I'm British but what is defined at "suspiciously" holding salmon?
      Like when does it become suspicious?

    • @rex2546
      @rex2546 Před 3 lety +21

      @@woooooooooooooooooooooooo yes

  • @THE_IRS0
    @THE_IRS0 Před 3 lety +2811

    “Ten illegal things to do in London”
    *filmed in Liverpool*

    • @devinlin89
      @devinlin89 Před 3 lety +252

      avoiding jail sentences

    • @imposterku6506
      @imposterku6506 Před 3 lety +50

      London is strict like my parents 😂😂

    • @enaya.3728
      @enaya.3728 Před 3 lety +3

      @@imposterku6506 London ain’t that strict

    • @enaya.3728
      @enaya.3728 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Reg3585 Um I done it so many times and nothing happend...

    • @imposterku6506
      @imposterku6506 Před 3 lety +40

      Well at least if the cops don’t see you doing that right?

  • @bendykirby4828
    @bendykirby4828 Před rokem +2

    1:34
    *”POLICE! **_IS THAT F*CKING FISH JENGA?!”_*

  • @H0gwashing
    @H0gwashing Před 2 lety +6

    "Being drunk in a pub."
    Doesn't that defeat the whole point of going to a pub?

  • @alex-ms2cs
    @alex-ms2cs Před 3 lety +1584

    'What are you in for?'
    *'I handled salmon in suspicious circumstances'*

  • @ferdinandoph
    @ferdinandoph Před 3 lety +1209

    Me: Handling a salmon
    Police officer: idk that's kinda sus
    *2 years in jail*

  • @kriskehrer6410
    @kriskehrer6410 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This was the video that got me interested in Tom Scott's content so many years ago. I then binged ALL of his videos.

  • @MattBroAnimations
    @MattBroAnimations Před rokem +2

    Old Tom Scott was wild 💀

  • @radmarshmallowanimations7084
    @radmarshmallowanimations7084 Před 3 lety +10670

    Imagine The Queen just on CZcams scrolling through things as you do ,and then just seeing this

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +5485

    Billie Eilish: I'm the bad guy
    Tom and Matt: Hold our plank

    • @DForre6040
      @DForre6040 Před 4 lety +57

      Bruh, u r literally everywhere

    • @wetowl6239
      @wetowl6239 Před 4 lety +18

      I saw u some where

    • @calitreesweet
      @calitreesweet Před 4 lety +28

      Hold my sALmOn

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 Před 4 lety +25

      @@calitreesweet
      Tom and Matt:
      **Throw salmon at Billie Eilish's face**
      - Now it's illegal!

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName Před 4 lety +5

      kite*

  • @Bitfire31337
    @Bitfire31337 Před rokem +7

    Wait, getting drunk in a pub is illegal??? Isn't that the purpose of pubs?

  • @martynangel2418
    @martynangel2418 Před rokem +2

    🎶we flew a kite in a public place🎶 will now be a part of the permanent soundtrack in my brain

  • @bepisdoggo8282
    @bepisdoggo8282 Před 4 lety +710

    So, you can be fined £500 for walking on pavement with a plank, but you can get fined £200 BY THREATENING SOMEONE TO BLOW THEIR HOUSE WITH A CANNON. A CANNON I SAY

    • @PianoNBS
      @PianoNBS Před 3 lety +61

      And £1000 for shaking a doormat. And I don't even live in Britain.
      ...
      I juat wanted to add on. :p

    • @spaceinvader6
      @spaceinvader6 Před 3 lety +30

      ckeck out 1:35

    • @Not_Claptrap
      @Not_Claptrap Před 3 lety +10

      @@spaceinvader6 *unlimited fine*

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Před 3 lety +4

      @@spaceinvader6 wtf

    • @memesteak6976
      @memesteak6976 Před 3 lety

      They didnt threaten and also u cant get fined for these

  • @ch4d.O_o
    @ch4d.O_o Před 3 lety +1470

    "i like bad boys"
    well i shake my doormat at 8AM*

  • @shinypokemonmaster11
    @shinypokemonmaster11 Před rokem +7

    This was the funniest video I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for this gem!!!

  • @SonOfMuta
    @SonOfMuta Před rokem +35

    1:13 Ding Dong Ditch itch makes more sense than "knock down ginger". It's also called N-word Knocking. In Canada it's "Knicky Knicky Nine Door"

    • @OmniSync
      @OmniSync Před 10 měsíci

      its also called niger knocking???
      didnt add 2 gs

    • @J_Lampshades992
      @J_Lampshades992 Před 2 měsíci +2

      as a canadian, knicky knicky nine door? since when??? 😂

  • @heyyatif6062
    @heyyatif6062 Před 3 lety +1670

    Next video title:
    Top 10 things to do in London jail

  • @xaviation5144
    @xaviation5144 Před 6 lety +1289

    Okay, knock a door run will get me -£1000, but firing a cannon within 200 Yards of a house is a £200 Fine.
    What the hell?

    • @keafoleafo8368
      @keafoleafo8368 Před 5 lety +142

      And handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances can get you an unlimited fine or 2 years in prison.

    • @nabranestwistypuzzler7019
      @nabranestwistypuzzler7019 Před 5 lety +10

      Jack Then they should fix it.

    • @bluepineapple9415
      @bluepineapple9415 Před 5 lety +7

      Welcome to the U.K. Mate

    • @Acorn_Anomaly
      @Acorn_Anomaly Před 5 lety +19

      @Jack That's a LOT of inflation for less than ten years time. ( 200 pound fine for the cannon thing is from 1839, 1000 pound fine for the ding dong ditch is from 1847.)
      Then again, I suppose back then, it's unlikely some random fuckwit would even be able to get their hands on a cannon.

    • @danr.5017
      @danr.5017 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Acorn_Anomaly Never anger someone with a cannon. The low fine is for the saftey of public servant having to supoeana nardowells with cannons.

  • @sua9002
    @sua9002 Před rokem +3

    For anyone who needs this,
    0:52 is "we flew a kite in a public place"

  • @deleted-something
    @deleted-something Před rokem +4

    Imagine if he random got arrested 15 years later for one of his crimes

  • @Viewer2812
    @Viewer2812 Před 3 lety +24680

    Let's be honest, we all want the full version of 'We flew a kite in a public place'.

  • @_dorsian
    @_dorsian Před 7 lety +1887

    Did you know it's illegal to die in the House of Commons.

    • @samm4510
      @samm4510 Před 7 lety +109

      No I think it is legal, but they don't want you to because if you die in Parliament, you get a state funeral.

    • @matykay9957
      @matykay9957 Před 7 lety +82

      Conor Doran A law from 1313 does indeed make it illegal to die in the Palace of Westminster (which went on to be the Houses of Parliament). Poor Spencer Perceval, who holds the unfortunate claim to fame of being the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated (he was shot in the lobby of the House of Commons) officaly died at 10 Downing Street, despite actually being dead for nearly 12 hours. His body was moved from the Speaker's drawing room in Parliament (where he had actually died shortly after being shot) to 10 Downing Street where he was "offically" declared dead.

    • @katmaccoll2761
      @katmaccoll2761 Před 7 lety +44

      Conor Doran so what,if you drop dead there,they suppose to lock you up or something,maby charge you?

    • @_dorsian
      @_dorsian Před 7 lety +17

      Lord Voldie It's because anyone who dies there, has to be given a state funeral. I think the family gets fined or something like that.

    • @wanksteiner837
      @wanksteiner837 Před 7 lety +6

      Meh, you're dead anyway

  • @ellieneale04
    @ellieneale04 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I remember watching this like a decade ago now its come back on recommended

  • @tonycamp4514
    @tonycamp4514 Před rokem +2

    I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head

  • @red1monster_
    @red1monster_ Před 4 lety +2725

    Tom in 2020 : Talks about serious issues and intresting things from around the world
    Tom in 2013 : 1:55

    • @the711devin4
      @the711devin4 Před 3 lety +126

      1:43

    • @vay5540
      @vay5540 Před 3 lety +37

      I only just tealized Tom is actually weirdly short haha

    • @aperson4565
      @aperson4565 Před 3 lety +14

      “We flew kite in a public place”

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 Před 3 lety +15

      Tom in 2020: My unlicensed hovercraft bar is technically legal.

    • @UnknownBeast41
      @UnknownBeast41 Před 3 lety +6

      1:17

  • @ozark7834
    @ozark7834 Před 3 lety +19695

    I've never imagined in my entire life that my favourite youtuber, Tom Scott, could be such a criminal.

  • @jermanjam96
    @jermanjam96 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I cant believe they actually flew a kite in a public place. Truly one of the flying kites in public places moments

  • @leahe4127
    @leahe4127 Před rokem +3

    Can we get the full cover of Flew a Kite in a Public Place?? Please Tom it goes so hard. I want it

  • @zippofeldman1734
    @zippofeldman1734 Před 5 lety +6118

    Inmate: Yea I murdered a child, and you?
    Me: I carried a plank
    Inmate to another inmate: that guy over there is really dangerous...

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Před 5 lety +120

      TheGiantEmerald
      I FLEW A KITE OVER A PUBLIC PLACE,BIW BEFORE ME!

    • @onajgamer1425
      @onajgamer1425 Před 5 lety +23

      Murdering a child-normal
      Carrying a plank in the Street-WTF
      When laws have 0 sense and 0 logic

    • @synical1419
      @synical1419 Před 4 lety +35

      @Koli YOU THINK THATS BAD? I RUBBED SALMON IN FRONT OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE!

    • @synical1419
      @synical1419 Před 4 lety +7

      @Koli ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 Před 4 lety +5

      @Koli that's nothing... wait, did you happen to handle some salmon afterwards?

  • @antonia3868
    @antonia3868 Před 7 lety +1570

    We flew a kite in a public place

  • @kidanimatoryt
    @kidanimatoryt Před 11 měsíci +3

    Imagine if the law enforcement use this video as evidence to be used against court.

  • @GrahamThatDog
    @GrahamThatDog Před rokem +2

    “We flew a kite in a public place.”

  • @UberMun
    @UberMun Před 9 lety +3015

    I want the full song of "we flew a kite in a public place".

    • @UberMun
      @UberMun Před 8 lety +18

      ***** XD

    • @AtheniCuber
      @AtheniCuber Před 8 lety +33

      I'll get Tom a £15 Millard, 30 year record deal for just that one chorus.

    • @depitesenate8247
      @depitesenate8247 Před 8 lety +4

      yeah me too

    • @katharina...
      @katharina... Před 8 lety +10

      You do know this song already exists, and only messing, right?

    • @sdmitch16
      @sdmitch16 Před 8 lety

      +Katharina I forgot its name, though

  • @VeryBoringMidi
    @VeryBoringMidi Před 3 lety +4484

    Imagine being drunk in a pub then playing knock down ginger on the pub while holding a plank and singing while sliding on snow and shaking a Mat while firing a cannon and flying a kite and then paying the fines with defaced money while handling a salmon suspiciously.

  • @lukewilliamson8600
    @lukewilliamson8600 Před rokem +16

    This DID NOT just recommend this to me today 💀
    R.I.P. The Queen

  • @ed6091
    @ed6091 Před rokem +4

    Is that fish Jenga?