Trying Weird Instagram Life Hacks!

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  • I try 6 weird life hacks from Instagram involving eggs, sand and a blowtorch!
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  • @maddieh5920
    @maddieh5920 Před 5 lety +1636

    0:09
    Phil: I’m not taking any chances!
    **pulls out the world’s smallest fire extinguisher**

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Před 5 lety +6

      Reminded me of Bo Burnham

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 Před 5 lety +1

      And doesn't wear safety goggles! Or even glasses! When using a blowtorch!!

  • @charlottebeale7755
    @charlottebeale7755 Před 5 lety +3465

    Phil: *literally the clumsiest person in the world*
    Also Phil: *deliberately does dangerous things because he saw them on Instagram*

    • @madanotap6492
      @madanotap6492 Před 5 lety +10

      I'm pretty sure the second one comes hand in hand with the first one

  • @daniellebuchanan4864
    @daniellebuchanan4864 Před 5 lety +5757

    Me: Phil Lester is an incredibly intelligent man, I'm so proud of him, he saved my life, I love him so much.
    Phil: lUcKiLy I'm OvUlAtInG tOdAy

    • @thequadsquad9538
      @thequadsquad9538 Před 5 lety +88

      i chOKED ON MY FUCKING PIZZA ROLL I AM CACKLING😂😂😂

    • @DDGFK9743
      @DDGFK9743 Před 5 lety +62

      _F R E S H_

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 Před 4 lety +25

      Danielle Buchanan
      yes yes next time I’m oVUlATing
      I’ll do that experiment

    • @bluerose536
      @bluerose536 Před 4 lety +6

      @@thequadsquad9538 You have a good choice in food.

    • @mimiswhatsits7123
      @mimiswhatsits7123 Před 4 lety +4

      IM CRYING YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR SKJAGAHAKSLLS

  • @saphireanabeth6678
    @saphireanabeth6678 Před 5 lety +1255

    "Phil, I hear the microwave get your food "
    "oOhHH my Rock is ready"

    • @topangaleija
      @topangaleija Před 4 lety +16

      Laughed a little too hard at this

    • @MrLadykiller
      @MrLadykiller Před 4 lety +36

      "Ah yes, What about my side of lead?"

  • @orangebutwithanh5561
    @orangebutwithanh5561 Před 5 lety +9372

    instructions: leave it in for 24 hours
    phil: so it’s been 7 years and my entire house is crystalized

    • @lilythepink9036
      @lilythepink9036 Před 5 lety +24

      sage the herb 😂😂😂

    • @kamerynbaker9728
      @kamerynbaker9728 Před 5 lety +109

      yea. except for the string

    • @yellowtoad6803
      @yellowtoad6803 Před 5 lety +30

      and now I'm a glamazon bitch ready for the runway

    • @ethangrayse
      @ethangrayse Před 5 lety +6

      Yellow Toad more like Kennedy davenport as the crystallised dead hooker chicken

    • @eee8665
      @eee8665 Před 5 lety +22

      Its been 84 years since the world was crystalized

  • @PuppetOnions
    @PuppetOnions Před 5 lety +714

    “I’m so happy with the child I have created!”
    **Drops it**

    • @shadownightmare638
      @shadownightmare638 Před 5 lety +2

      @ my shitmom
      (I don't know if I was dropped but like, as in a metaphorical way.)

    • @xxwolfiexx8066
      @xxwolfiexx8066 Před 5 lety +3

      Basically, Phil if he had a child

    • @AmazingPhil
      @AmazingPhil  Před 5 lety +35

      this is why people won't let me hold their babies

    • @Kiratarora12
      @Kiratarora12 Před 5 lety +3

      @@AmazingPhil Haha I relate to you Phil

    • @gabih13
      @gabih13 Před 5 lety

      my mom

  • @poppyhodgson7529
    @poppyhodgson7529 Před 5 lety +2620

    Phil: Doesn’t follow instructions and leaves the egg on for *eight* *days.*
    Egg: *boom boom*
    Phil: Surprised pikachu meme

  • @belalugosi_isdead
    @belalugosi_isdead Před 5 lety +1620

    phil- *doesnt follow tutorial correctly*
    tutorial- *doesn’t work*
    phil- *surprised pikachu*

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 5 lety +1274

    *"Luckily I'm ovulating today, so let me just lay an egg."* -Phil Lester, 2k19

  • @skylarforbes4923
    @skylarforbes4923 Před 5 lety +4174

    Honestly starting to wonder if Dan has died and Phil is slowly replacing him with house plants

    • @mwrzxi
      @mwrzxi Před 5 lety +38

      true...

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a Před 5 lety +135

      Dan is secretly the houseplant plot twist

    • @skdiidod
      @skdiidod Před 5 lety +170

      Dan turned into a chair, Phil calls him 'Chan'

    • @psychodevi1457
      @psychodevi1457 Před 5 lety +156

      Nah his contract of being phils friend just ran out :/

    • @GuessWho195
      @GuessWho195 Před 5 lety +25

      @@psychodevi1457 savage

  • @candywings6902
    @candywings6902 Před 5 lety +3373

    Phil: Don't put boiling water in a cold glass!! It'll explode
    Also Phil: puts metal in a microwave

    • @michelleh1574
      @michelleh1574 Před 5 lety +159

      If you're talking about the pencil lead, that's not metal. It's graphite, which is a form of carbon!

    • @candywings6902
      @candywings6902 Před 5 lety +25

      @@michelleh1574 Oh you right 🤦‍♀️I had a moment, oops

    • @iamnotsarcastic2847
      @iamnotsarcastic2847 Před 5 lety +93

      Tbh same difference really, because graphite does conduct electricity.

    • @candywings6902
      @candywings6902 Před 5 lety +9

      @@iamnotsarcastic2847 yeah, that's what I meant 😅

    • @1623ladybug
      @1623ladybug Před 5 lety +5

      e z z i b even on the periodic table carbon is nonmetallic.

  • @jackhaviland8591
    @jackhaviland8591 Před 5 lety +776

    Dan two hours after this video: "Phil? What happened to this plate?"
    Phil: "A sacrifice for science"

  • @gctorres4929
    @gctorres4929 Před 5 lety +1127

    "im ovulating today"
    didn't realize we had the same cycle

  • @Kiratarora12
    @Kiratarora12 Před 5 lety +3733

    You should have named it
    *12 minutes of phil being disappointed and scared*

  • @pianolexcat7387
    @pianolexcat7387 Před 5 lety +429

    i love how happy he sounds when he goes "my rock is ready!" its just
    my rock is ready
    good job

  • @andreaprokopova2574
    @andreaprokopova2574 Před 5 lety +209

    Video: "one eternity later"
    Phil: "yeah I've been doing it for like *20 minutes* "

  • @Julie-qm2uk
    @Julie-qm2uk Před 5 lety +725

    The video: leave it for 24hours
    Phil: so I left it for 7 days

  • @lolisimaaa_
    @lolisimaaa_ Před 5 lety +2772

    video: leave it overnight
    phil: so, it's been 7 days

  • @joellejackson3509
    @joellejackson3509 Před 5 lety +192

    That last hack was just cracking open an already formed Geode 😂

    • @blancacasanovas8776
      @blancacasanovas8776 Před 5 lety +15

      Joelle Jackson there was a slight chance tho it worked with the rock he found, if he would’ve just OPENED IT that was such an anti climax honestly haha

  • @Sweetumsh
    @Sweetumsh Před 5 lety +115

    this man is really using a blow torch so carelessly as if he isn't surrounded by plants

  • @yarethcirilo
    @yarethcirilo Před 5 lety +1792

    another title for this could be "trying to form crystals for 12 mins straight"

  • @izzykrd7416
    @izzykrd7416 Před 5 lety +689

    Stop thanking him for ‘being the sunshine through dans hiatus’ and stuff he is phil and Phil is gut! Phil needs more appreciation tho...
    Idk sorry just felt like saying that

  • @essyistrying
    @essyistrying Před 5 lety +251

    I am living for Phil's new content! He is so much more confident and alive ♡♡♡

  • @cosmic.c
    @cosmic.c Před 5 lety +865

    "I'm ovulating today, so I'll just lay an egg"
    Phil....

    • @marissa1138
      @marissa1138 Před 5 lety +35

      Mpreg fics are writing themselves already

    • @dielmao4468
      @dielmao4468 Před 5 lety +10

      @@marissa1138 N O SIS OMG

  • @hudaatta708
    @hudaatta708 Před 5 lety +1699

    Microwave: *BING*
    Phil *very casually*: MY ROCK IS READY!

    • @paigeelise5421
      @paigeelise5421 Před 5 lety +19

      We love our Phil and his ways😂😂

    • @lberrymoreau
      @lberrymoreau Před 5 lety +14

      Dan must be like “please tell me it’s chocolate rocks and not a real one” 😂

    • @exiledturtle9943
      @exiledturtle9943 Před 5 lety +4

      wholesome phil

  • @gracekaz943
    @gracekaz943 Před 5 lety +51

    The vinegar breaks down the egg shell molecules so if u leave it for a day the vinegar breaks down the outer layer and leaves the rubbery layer
    Phil leaves it for a week all layers break down explodes on him
    Coal needs to have the right amount of pressure of carbon to create a diamond not heat

  • @nagitos659
    @nagitos659 Před 5 lety +451

    *Does rubber egg hack*
    *plays with egg gently*
    *egg breaks*
    *surprised pikachu face*

  • @PouryaBigonah
    @PouryaBigonah Před 5 lety +1325

    Phil is the only one qualified to actually legitimately call something “weird”

    • @commonsense9610
      @commonsense9610 Před 5 lety +9

      I see you EVERYWHERE unless you have clones😮

    • @safe7529
      @safe7529 Před 5 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @h.j.a.9568
      @h.j.a.9568 Před 5 lety +4

      What about PJ?

    • @vp3841
      @vp3841 Před 5 lety +2

      I'm afraid he's overqualified at this point.

  • @maxxamillion9662
    @maxxamillion9662 Před 5 lety +526

    Imagine Dan seeing Phil by the microwave yelling “my rock is ready!”

  • @user-bs7rv5rb6m
    @user-bs7rv5rb6m Před 5 lety +469

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single person:
    Phil: luckily, I’m ovulating today

  • @skzrapline2159
    @skzrapline2159 Před 4 lety +52

    dan: "hey phil, the microwave is beeping, i think your food is ready."
    phil: *"MY ROCK IS READY"*

  • @calleigh913
    @calleigh913 Před 5 lety +977

    phil: *almost dies after putting something in the microwave*
    also phil: *does the exact same thing again 10 minutes later*

  • @aarja1193
    @aarja1193 Před 5 lety +2350

    Phandom: *frantically waiting for a new video*
    Dan: *actually dead*
    Phil: *LuCkiLy I’m OvULatIng ToDaY*

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a Před 5 lety +73

      honestly I think dan actually is dead at this point

    • @Bumper-er4ss
      @Bumper-er4ss Před 5 lety +60

      Probably really (de)presse(d)

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin Před 5 lety +39

      @@Bumper-er4ss presse

    • @aarja1193
      @aarja1193 Před 5 lety +6

      amazing existential danosaur me too I’m scared

    • @fairytaleviola
      @fairytaleviola Před 5 lety +2

      Ah this made my sad evening brighter (ur comment lol)

  • @PikisFirstAccount
    @PikisFirstAccount Před 5 lety +65

    Dan: "Phil what happened to the kitchen?"
    Phil: "Nothing, only life hacks."
    Dan: "Is that why there is a sharpie covered in sailt?"
    Phil: "Yep."

  • @isabelleholmberg3916
    @isabelleholmberg3916 Před 5 lety +136

    a SHARPIE??!!
    me: *remembers every single PINOF*
    me: *cries because of how precious Dan and Phil are*

  • @exiledturtle9943
    @exiledturtle9943 Před 5 lety +1612

    I love how the salt crystals grew everywhere EXCEPT the string 😂

    • @Lee-uh1nh
      @Lee-uh1nh Před 5 lety +1

      The crystals can't grow on the string if it's wet

    • @migmi
      @migmi Před 5 lety +1

      We did that in class when I was younger

  • @fronk4919
    @fronk4919 Před 5 lety +1168

    I just imagine Dan emerging from his den to question every experiment as it's happening
    "Phil... why is there a rock in the microwave?"

  • @danigoo3821
    @danigoo3821 Před 5 lety +152

    Phil: "I just got some olive oil made from the blood of virgins."
    Should I be worried? :P

  • @skyemccluskey7985
    @skyemccluskey7985 Před 5 lety +696

    “The correct thing to put on chips” no. My question is why the hell is it black

    • @sianykins1177
      @sianykins1177 Před 5 lety +90

      Skye Mccluskey it’s black bc it’s malt vinegar, the vinegar they used in the tutorial was white vinegar :)

    • @aleciswatching4260
      @aleciswatching4260 Před 5 lety +3

      Facts

    • @frazzyblue1384
      @frazzyblue1384 Před 5 lety +50

      That’s what vinegar looks like in England, personally I’ve never seen clear vinegar here

    • @ihavenoheckinglife2780
      @ihavenoheckinglife2780 Před 5 lety +21

      Us British people use malt viegar, we ain't like y'all

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 Před 5 lety +9

      Is that just like Balsamic vinegar? Bc I live in the US and I get it all the time

  • @yarethcirilo
    @yarethcirilo Před 5 lety +893

    the egg one started off promising but turned into the ultimate betrayal smh

    • @martyna8596
      @martyna8596 Před 5 lety +20

      The egg one works actually. We did that in kindergarten to see what happens when you dont brush your teeth 😂

    • @doodlebug4119
      @doodlebug4119 Před 5 lety +10

      it actually does work, my class did it for a science experiment a few years back.

    • @leiarichards3861
      @leiarichards3861 Před 5 lety +7

      We did the egg thing in science class... I think he used the wrong type of vinegar cause we would always be required to use the distilled clear vinegar

    • @leiarichards3861
      @leiarichards3861 Před 5 lety +5

      Plus, the fact he put it in for WAY too long 😂

  • @Katie-nz8dk
    @Katie-nz8dk Před 5 lety +479

    Phil: "The sand is still a bit damp from the sea, I hope that won't affect it"
    Also Phil: *pours water on sand*
    Me: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @brookeloughran1711
    @brookeloughran1711 Před 5 lety +56

    phil, we need a series of you being terrified and trying life hacks

  • @pollydolly9692
    @pollydolly9692 Před 5 lety +320

    Hogwarts, please, accept him! He is really trying very hard!

  • @Louisepentland
    @Louisepentland Před 5 lety +3919

    It's content like this that the internet was made for. I heart you Philly xxx

  • @daisee12
    @daisee12 Před 5 lety +938

    phil: *scared that the experiment won't work because the sand is damp*
    also phil: *pours water all over the sand*

  • @longlivethegays
    @longlivethegays Před 5 lety +15

    I swear Phil is magical.
    I was having a breakdown from doing too many things and needed to cry.
    So I put this video on so I wouldn't be swallowed by the black hole in my chest and it's working

  • @sweetest4684
    @sweetest4684 Před 5 lety +41

    when phil said "i'm ovulating right now" i actually jumped. lol

  • @alexa-ls9su
    @alexa-ls9su Před 5 lety +884

    no one:
    phil: oh no, my *jumper* is ruined
    i guess you’ll see the range of my *merch*

  • @yarethcirilo
    @yarethcirilo Před 5 lety +1591

    the egg one started off promising but it turned out to be the ultimate betrayal when it exploded

    • @elieli2893
      @elieli2893 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah but seriously I'm kind of horrified that egg just LIQUIFIED in the vinegar D:

    • @vanessas8522
      @vanessas8522 Před 5 lety +4

      @@elieli2893 It was a raw egg...

    • @maundydun3095
      @maundydun3095 Před 5 lety +9

      It it's actually functional, i tried this for a proyect like 2 years ago and if you let it rest in the vinegar for a day it actually works! The only horrofying thing about it it's the smell, it will truly stink everything.

    • @lucydavis7708
      @lucydavis7708 Před 5 lety +2

      Eggsploded

    • @LaurenT3G
      @LaurenT3G Před 5 lety +2

      B E T R A Y A L

  • @noknowledge7457
    @noknowledge7457 Před 5 lety +465

    I really hope Dan is alright. No matter what he does right now,and even if he gave up CZcams I don't care as long as he stays healthy and has a good life.

  • @GraeStar
    @GraeStar Před 3 lety +21

    Lion: i love being phil’s branding
    Corgi: im bout to ruin this man’s whole career

    • @lyra9988
      @lyra9988 Před 2 lety

      Yeah you’re not funny.

  • @amazev2710
    @amazev2710 Před 5 lety +512

    Dan:”Phil did you just fart??”
    Phil: “...no... it’s an egg life hack I’m trying”

    • @froggies5907
      @froggies5907 Před 5 lety +2

      Vianney Perez WAIT was this in the vid if so what time?

    • @mariagates8042
      @mariagates8042 Před 5 lety

      ^^^I wanna know too

    • @laurenmaehart2788
      @laurenmaehart2788 Před 5 lety

      Niamh Evans no it wasn’t lol

    • @amazev2710
      @amazev2710 Před 5 lety +3

      Niamh Evans it wasn’t on the video, we’ve all been left dan-less

    • @froggies5907
      @froggies5907 Před 5 lety +4

      Vianney Perez i think dan might have died from youtube............

  • @BC-li3gu
    @BC-li3gu Před 5 lety +4572

    Phil: actually making content
    Yall: iS dAn dEaD????
    Phil: am I a joke to you?

    • @rubyg-r8665
      @rubyg-r8665 Před 5 lety +35

      B C I actually want to know what happens to dan tho

    • @evasky243
      @evasky243 Před 5 lety +30

      @@rubyg-r8665 I feel like Dan moved out or is away or something

    • @levitheheichou_z306
      @levitheheichou_z306 Před 5 lety +242

      Dan:"I'm gonna take time for myself
      Phil:"Well someones gotta pay the bills"

    • @chyanneelora3610
      @chyanneelora3610 Před 5 lety +9

      @@evasky243 he would never....

    • @devashree5079
      @devashree5079 Před 5 lety +4

      @@evasky243 WHAT

  • @dkat9299
    @dkat9299 Před 5 lety +4

    I love how you are exactly who you are without holding back. You’re an angel of a human and I hope you know that you’ve been an amazing influence in my high school years and as I leave to go to college (UC Berkeley Go Bears!!!) soon, I will always be grateful for your courage to be yourself.

  • @ryliesudduth7466
    @ryliesudduth7466 Před 4 lety +16

    This is just a compilation of Phil ruining everything in his kitchen and I am here for it.

  • @bredmytexas
    @bredmytexas Před 5 lety +1107

    Video: Leave it in for 24 hours
    Phil: soo... its been 8 days since I filmed that..😅

    • @AngelaAngelAte
      @AngelaAngelAte Před 5 lety +10

      Adrianna Is Bored hahaha it does work too I tried it, he left it wayyyyyy too long 😂

    • @chloekim8894
      @chloekim8894 Před 5 lety +2

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA😂😂😂

    • @kamerynbaker9728
      @kamerynbaker9728 Před 5 lety +1

      ultimate procrastination

  • @winter.1412
    @winter.1412 Před 5 lety +830

    i’m lowkey crying over the lack of easter baking - glad for this video tho.

    • @SmallMight-rz6rq
      @SmallMight-rz6rq Před 5 lety +11

      I am too 😂😅😫😩😤😣😖😓😭

    • @Shelleylohues
      @Shelleylohues Před 5 lety +3

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I forgot about thaaaaat nooooooooo

  • @rubyg-r8665
    @rubyg-r8665 Před 5 lety +40

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    *in yer go, little eggy boii*

  • @FirstNameLastName-qv1tf
    @FirstNameLastName-qv1tf Před 5 lety +27

    This is so chaotic I'm laughing so much😂😂 please make another

  • @euphoricmillie
    @euphoricmillie Před 5 lety +375

    ‘Luckily I’m ovulating today’ and other things that should never be repeated by Phil Lester.

  • @Viktoria-jb5wd
    @Viktoria-jb5wd Před 5 lety +523

    phil: i’m gonna use a sharpie
    me: having flashbacks
    me: *crying*

    • @thenewpyt4331
      @thenewpyt4331 Před 5 lety +3

      Wiktoria Steppa we saw the final end to the sharpies when it got covered in crystals 😔

    • @chachadeul3793
      @chachadeul3793 Před 5 lety +1

      Shhh we don't speak about that

    • @theman6044
      @theman6044 Před 5 lety

      .........😪😭

  • @SashaTiem
    @SashaTiem Před 5 lety +119

    the video he’s basing this off was their april fools video

    • @eee8665
      @eee8665 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @plywoodsun8244
      @plywoodsun8244 Před 5 lety +3

      oh no
      it could turn so bad so quickly

    • @Aly-ym9yi
      @Aly-ym9yi Před 4 lety +2

      Did they start it with the naked egg experiment to try and convince people, or did he pull that from a different video?

    • @marieltinsay9465
      @marieltinsay9465 Před 4 lety

      OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @rubyalxce
    @rubyalxce Před 4 lety +7

    the chaotic confidence that this radiates-

  • @michaelasomers7929
    @michaelasomers7929 Před 5 lety +592

    takeaways from this video:
    phil doesn’t know how ovulation works (or spheres)
    phil’s plant has hydrated
    phil’s merch is amazing

  • @TLizaT
    @TLizaT Před 5 lety +387

    “I don’t have a shiny ball that I can put on a log” - Phil Lester, 2019

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Před 5 lety +9

      You will never be shiny like your cousin!

  • @samd9453
    @samd9453 Před 4 lety +37

    phil: i deserve to die in this video
    phil, not even 10 seconds later: i don’t want to die

  • @scottcowan7343
    @scottcowan7343 Před 4 lety +4

    3:51 That jumpcut is so painfully obvious it actually physically hurt.

  • @izucaii
    @izucaii Před 5 lety +225

    “funnily enough there’s no setting for a rock. who would’ve thought?”
    such sass

  • @lydiaburke8331
    @lydiaburke8331 Před 4 lety +5

    I'm really loving Phil's newer videos! The quality has literally jumped up by about 5000 (still love his older videos) but damn this is *chef kiss*

  • @itsme.lucaaa
    @itsme.lucaaa Před 4 lety +3

    8:01 funny how the word sharpie just has so many feelings connected to it

  • @keeleylouise4517
    @keeleylouise4517 Před 5 lety +276

    I've got some olive oil made from the blood of virgins.
    ---Phil 2k19

  • @crime6460
    @crime6460 Před 5 lety +1284

    My dad came in half way though watching the video and said "He's solo now, huh?" :,(
    Thank you Phil for single-handedly holding the phandom together, you're amazing.

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 Před 5 lety +73

      Does this mean no Easter baking? : (

    • @samxeil
      @samxeil Před 5 lety +12

      @katherine zavala solo lo lo lo lo lo

    • @taylorahaha936
      @taylorahaha936 Před 5 lety +9

      @katherine zavala hello my fello kpoppers o u o

    • @m2412
      @m2412 Před 5 lety +12

      Do they still share a flat?

    • @emgardo
      @emgardo Před 5 lety +3

      That’s why he’s called AmazingPhil 🤪

  • @jasmynstichbury5665
    @jasmynstichbury5665 Před 5 lety +9

    phil deserves more love than this. we love you, Phil :)

  • @alexashsongs636
    @alexashsongs636 Před 5 lety +6

    I watch this vid whenever I’m up at midnight . I watch it a lot.

    • @loulasmith9799
      @loulasmith9799 Před 4 lety

      Alex Ash it’s half two in the morning. I have an important assessment tomorrow hahahaahshzzjahshdbiddbeh

  • @peyton5048
    @peyton5048 Před 5 lety +1521

    phil: i’m gonna pour some of the excess away
    me, an intellectual: pour some eggcess away

    • @flaurelmusic
      @flaurelmusic Před 5 lety +22

      That was a good yolk! Ayeee see what I did there?

    • @oopsy-daisy
      @oopsy-daisy Před 5 lety +2

      artsy_individual 😂

    • @i_dont_know_who_i_am_93
      @i_dont_know_who_i_am_93 Před 4 lety +8

      *budum tss*

    • @shreya7182
      @shreya7182 Před 4 lety +6

      all y’all are deviled eggs for making these puns

    • @phrorge
      @phrorge Před 4 lety +4

      Oh these puns are eggcellent! Bravo on these brilliant yolks yall!
      These are eggactly the people I eggspect!
      (You can all go now, I win comedy 😁)

  • @AmygdalaIssues
    @AmygdalaIssues Před 5 lety +826

    Phil:*pours sand*
    Phil: its actually pretty damp from the sea, I hope it won't affect it
    Phil:*pours on water*

    • @marlaott3548
      @marlaott3548 Před 5 lety +7

      Fancy Panda ikr?! I was like: wHAT

    • @lotus4972
      @lotus4972 Před 5 lety +17

      We love Phil and his Big Dork Energy

  • @molchmolchmolchmolch
    @molchmolchmolchmolch Před rokem +3

    This is one of the funniest, most endearing videos I've seen

  • @sawyer6594
    @sawyer6594 Před 5 lety +23

    Question for Phil:
    If you licked the salt crystals, would it taste good?

    • @pelahnar4
      @pelahnar4 Před 5 lety +5

      It would taste like salt. The salt crystals he made are really big versions of the tiny salt crystals we're used to. In chemical composition, structure, everything but size, they are exactly the same as regular salt.
      So I guess to answer your question with a question: do you like the taste of salt?

  • @sbh6091
    @sbh6091 Před 5 lety +488

    Phil: *leaves egg for 8 days instead of 24 hrs*
    i DiDnT kNoW iT WaS GoNnA pOp

  • @txrap01x
    @txrap01x Před 5 lety +754

    Phil’s really out here risking it all just for his online content and honestly I’m proud

  • @misplacedsp_ace
    @misplacedsp_ace Před 5 lety +17

    9:38 this is made for creme brulee, and definitely not-
    *bounty paper towels ad*: NOOOO

  • @minsungmeow
    @minsungmeow Před 4 lety +13

    phil: * doesn’t do life hack properly *
    * doesn’t work *
    phil: *surprised pikachu*

  • @bread5013
    @bread5013 Před 5 lety +832

    "luckily i'm ovulating today so let me just lay an egg" - phil lester 2019

  • @tinkabell4508
    @tinkabell4508 Před 5 lety +636

    I kept waiting for Dan to walk in and see this, just hearing the "what the-- PHIL"

    • @TheSarahLouise24
      @TheSarahLouise24 Před 5 lety +70

      I can hear Dan's voice reading this

    • @Cake-um7je
      @Cake-um7je Před 5 lety +59

      Sometimes i can still hear his voice

    • @Rebeccagoddin
      @Rebeccagoddin Před 5 lety +8

      Me too. :(

    • @poppyb7720
      @poppyb7720 Před 5 lety +18

      I can literally hear that how sad

    • @Ghostkid-777
      @Ghostkid-777 Před 5 lety +23

      When Phil made the sarcastic comment to himself when doing the pencil to diamond hack about touching it when it's hot. I thought to myself "Usually that comment would come from Dan"

  • @MrDanielenac
    @MrDanielenac Před 5 lety +25

    I’m watching the Lorax at the moment and I’ve noticed that Phil looks like the Once-ler.

    • @MadsRoseStories
      @MadsRoseStories Před 5 lety +2

      So does Ryan ross

    • @MrDanielenac
      @MrDanielenac Před 5 lety +1

      I had to google Ryan Ross and he looks like the Once-ler way more than Phil does.

    • @MadsRoseStories
      @MadsRoseStories Před 5 lety

      @@MrDanielenac right? Theres even a photo of him wearing the same outfit as him

  • @slowdivemp3
    @slowdivemp3 Před 5 lety +8

    'funnily enough there's no setting for a rock, who'd a known' omg Phil 😂😂

  • @gabymacias9887
    @gabymacias9887 Před 5 lety +592

    Phil: I don't know why these hacks don't work ;"(
    Also Phil: * Doesn't follow the instructions properly *

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 Před 5 lety +33

      Granted, some of them are clearly BS to begin with. For instance, running a microwave without any water in it is super dangerous for your microwave (normally the waves get absorbed by the water in food, but without water there's nowhere for the waves to go except for the microwave itself), and there's no plausible way that you could make a diamond that easily. Yeah, synthetic diamonds exist, but they require a lot more machinery than that. A lot of these are obviously scams.
      The salt crystal one worked really well though

    • @petrunjela-danakosta2991
      @petrunjela-danakosta2991 Před 5 lety +3

      I love your profile pic 💙💚

    • @gwynithgourd
      @gwynithgourd Před 5 lety +17

      *uses Malt vinegar instead of white vinegar for the egg hack*

    • @gabymacias9887
      @gabymacias9887 Před 5 lety +1

      @@gwynithgourd *leaves it for 8 days instead of 1*

  • @m0nsterm4sh86
    @m0nsterm4sh86 Před 5 lety +1141

    No one:
    LITERALLY NO ONE:
    Phil: lUckiLy iM oVuLatInG tOdAy

    • @madi4499
      @madi4499 Před 5 lety +11

      Spoopy Skeleton Boi me on Tuesdays

  • @taitewyld3657
    @taitewyld3657 Před 3 lety +4

    Dan and Phil out here with some of the best merch on CZcams

  • @ChunkedDump
    @ChunkedDump Před 5 lety +23

    Phandom: Phil, Where Is Dan?
    Phil: I Dont Know
    But Phil Was Holding A Bloody Knife The Whole Time

    • @smelly.catboy
      @smelly.catboy Před 5 lety

      An Hoang omfg I read the cherry fic and I’m trying to forget!! Don’t remind me >~

  • @alapacuk247
    @alapacuk247 Před 5 lety +534

    phil filming after 8 days has the same energy as me reading one sentence in my textbook and then continuing to study,,, never

  • @melidacedillo9263
    @melidacedillo9263 Před 5 lety +365

    " Now everything stinks"
    " of vinegar "
    " including my new jumper "
    " hOoRaY "

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 Před 2 lety +3

    You know there are crows with a better understanding of water displacement than Phil in this video

  • @eveatkinson
    @eveatkinson Před 5 lety +2

    I saw this hack video a few weeks ago but it’s way more entertaining watching Phil be baffled by these hacks

  • @psychadelaxy
    @psychadelaxy Před 5 lety +496

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Phil: *ovulates egg* “FRESH!”

  • @georgiafreyer8031
    @georgiafreyer8031 Před 5 lety +1642

    Phil really hit us Americans with the double whammy
    - put vinegar on chips
    - the chips are actually fries

    • @qjwjejaj7290
      @qjwjejaj7290 Před 5 lety +36

      Do Americans really not put vinegar on their chips (sorry fries)

    • @HomosapienNo
      @HomosapienNo Před 5 lety +10

      @@qjwjejaj7290 apparently not

    • @eclipseezera6822
      @eclipseezera6822 Před 5 lety +36

      Issythegreat no we put ketchup on our fries 😂 I have never ever tried vinegar on them

    • @nyasiaingram4247
      @nyasiaingram4247 Před 5 lety +19

      @@qjwjejaj7290 as an American the only thing that threw me off was him saying "chips" lol it sounds so gross and they'd get soggy... but nah we love balsamic vinegar on "steak fries" in the South

    • @Zinkromo
      @Zinkromo Před 5 lety +8

      @@nyasiaingram4247 In the midwest vinegar on fries/chips in a very common thing here

  • @jennaye8142
    @jennaye8142 Před 3 lety +2

    *Phil drops a salt covered sharpie*
    Phil: "MY BABYY!!!"

  • @phanicatthedisco5693
    @phanicatthedisco5693 Před 5 lety +30

    I NEED a collab of you, dan and safiya nygaard!!!!!!!!
    Anyone agree?

  • @zokidd1379
    @zokidd1379 Před 5 lety +395

    *an eternity later*
    Phil: so I’ve been doing this for 20 minutes...

  • @rosericorico4980
    @rosericorico4980 Před 5 lety +2166

    Phil: I will see you in 24 hours
    Phil: So it's been 8 days xD
    Phil is the king of procrastination

    • @Akira-dj8vm
      @Akira-dj8vm Před 5 lety +64

      Well he got it from Dan
      Ya know what they say
      "You are what you eat"

    • @flaurelmusic
      @flaurelmusic Před 5 lety +2

      Big mood tbh

    • @devashree5079
      @devashree5079 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Akira-dj8vm WTF

    • @Akira-dj8vm
      @Akira-dj8vm Před 5 lety +2

      @@devashree5079 Don't whattf me, you know what I mean

    • @devashree5079
      @devashree5079 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Akira-dj8vm I don't, though. Are you implying that Phil eats Dan?