You have to be joking! I can't believe I am actually playing this really lame & crappy game! See more of this gameplay Link for Part Two: • Elf Bowling 1&2: Elf G...
Santa is a monster. He murders large groups of his elves with bowling balls for the sole purpose of satisfying his sick and sadistic desires. The corpses of the poor creatures are then dispossed of into a pit at the end of the bowling line, where thousands of elf carcasses fester and rot in an undignified grave.
They say "Hey Santa" If the bowler had waited, they would have all turned around and mooned Santa slapping their butt cheeks repeatedly whilst yelling "who's your daddy?"
I love it when they all scream when santa throws the ball. Elves: Ahhhh! LOL I have the original free one on the PC. the DS version's sound sounds like crap get it on the PC.
This game was the shit back when it was released. Nowhere near crappy. You just didn't give the elves enough time to insult Santa before you began rolling the ball.
Why was this even legally published? Last time I checked, Nintendo makes children only games. You kill the elves, the elves make dirty jokes, the elves are naked (when you throw em), and why the hell would you want to bowl by yourself? This would ruin a child mentally, emotionally, and physically.
Ahahah, funny comments. In case someone is horrified and thinks we have lost our minds, I will confirm: Yes, this is a piece of shit, and yes this video is supposed to envoke that sentiment.
wow this game sux. It was much better as a flash game than an actual video game. Where's the elves that moon santa and why doesn't the machine rip off some of the heads of the elves? And the best part wheres the elves that flick santa off!!????
I like this game..........when it was on the PC and it was free. This wasn't and forced you to pay 15 bucks for shill like this. Go get the other Elf Bowling games. They are more fun than this
I was totally waiting for 2:18. Loved this game!
lol i like it when the little elves scream before they get nailed and u know u can nail the deer right? its funny as hell
I forgot all about this game, wow. My dad brought it home on a floppy from one of his buddies.
as a kid: "is that all the balls you got santa?" flew right over my head, lol. also this game is great, i dont give a crap what wikipedia says
0:45 That ALWAYS pisses me off! That little bastard!
Santa is a monster. He murders large groups of his elves with bowling balls for the sole purpose of satisfying his sick and sadistic desires. The corpses of the poor creatures are then dispossed of into a pit at the end of the bowling line, where thousands of elf carcasses fester and rot in an undignified grave.
you know right when the ball hits the deer, either the deer or santa says Ohhhh!!!!
I remember that the thing that picks the elfs up could some times rip there heads off if it gets stuck.
This is an old old OLD game. Was really fun when I played it 15 or so years ago.
They say "Hey Santa"
If the bowler had waited, they would have all turned around and mooned Santa slapping their butt cheeks repeatedly whilst yelling "who's your daddy?"
Amazing gameplay, this should be on the Wii! It would sell millions on the Wii.
Yes it should
I love it when they all scream when santa throws the ball.
Elves: Ahhhh! LOL
I have the original free one on the PC. the DS version's sound sounds like crap get it on the PC.
This is so 1998. I just can't believe they ported it to the GBA and the DS.
This game was the shit back when it was released. Nowhere near crappy. You just didn't give the elves enough time to insult Santa before you began rolling the ball.
i rem when i was like 7 my dad showed me this and i laughed for like a day
this brings back memories
This game is NOT lame or crappy!! This game is AWESOME!
its good to have you back making videos again,bloodycrazy,and youre right,this game looks crappy.
Why was this even legally published? Last time I checked, Nintendo makes children only games. You kill the elves, the elves make dirty jokes, the elves are naked (when you throw em), and why the hell would you want to bowl by yourself? This would ruin a child mentally, emotionally, and physically.
"Why weren't you at Elf Practice?!!"
i played this when i was 6. Ah childhood
I played this game when I was a kid
KevinKlineisawesome
same xd
Sometimes they get accidentaly head ripped off
I just wish I could download this game again!
HEY SANTA, LOOK AT THIS!
The film was quite cool. I always wanted a slightly immoral Santa (Krampus would be in that category but he does a lot of killing though)
"Fewer toys, higher wages!" hahaha
This game was AWSOME when i was a kid - had to delete it though - full of viruses at the time.
there's going to be a Wii port of this game
I use to love that game. But I was 9 then.
I wished you would have giving them a second to rag on you cause it was always funny
one of my fav games, I also liked gutterball
Who's yer daddy! Hey, Eliot farted! lol
you ca knock up that deer with the ball
Santa sounds like Hank Hill.
@wrabit79 You can impregnate the deer with a bowling ball?
For my friend Robin whos having some issues with her bowling game tonite.;)
At 4:03, what are they saying before they yell?
Hey, why didn't the elves moon Santa? And I only heard ONE fart.
Please tell from where to download it
Nistalgia I love this game
How can I get this game on my iPhone?
this game was named one of the worst games ever on wikipedia, fuck that , elf bowling rulezzzzzzz
oh the memories lol
@Evan3682 yes
I remember playing this on my Windows 95...
I remember playing this and some how I hit the deer... And it died... And I was sad.
1:06 Not so fast little elf...
i use to do that all the time dude.
anyone know where to play this online?
0:47 OK, that was just cheating
Santa is cruel
:(
0:46 MATRIX!
I've got it on floppy disk
Where can I get this game?!!!!!!!
I wish someone wold make this for iphone/ipad
i loved this game
Half the fun of the game is letting the elves talk of course you think the game is crappy.
what the hell how i ended here
i remember this game lol
idk why im watching this
this was fun
i like elf bowling 1 but 2 was better
Ahahah, funny comments. In case someone is horrified and thinks we have lost our minds, I will confirm: Yes, this is a piece of shit, and yes this video is supposed to envoke that sentiment.
Man, I miss this bullshit
wow this game sux. It was much better as a flash game than an actual video game. Where's the elves that moon santa and why doesn't the machine rip off some of the heads of the elves? And the best part wheres the elves that flick santa off!!????
My sister use 2 play this
WHY DIDNT YOU HIT THAT FUCKING DEER!!!
Who pooped in the peanut barrel?
Learn to type if you're going to try and insult me. Good day.
I like this game..........when it was on the PC and it was free. This wasn't and forced you to pay 15 bucks for shill like this.
Go get the other Elf Bowling games. They are more fun than this
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lmfao XD
Programmed by some 6 year old kids
I'm done with you.
Jiji
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