The point is get the game finished before you blow it on pointless hype and accessories for people who pre order. I don't need Jungle Jim looking at scrotums as I can watch a documentary or better still read a book and I don't need an office onager with my game. I need a game that works and as a loyal fan the very mention of Rome II was enough hype for me.
I remember watching a History Channel show about Rome and they used the original Rome Total War for the battle scenes, but they called it their "Advanced simulation software" or something like that lol.
Is that the show that decided the best weapon of the time was a throwing axe based on a total war game and some bullshit reasoning? Because that made me laugh my ass off when I saw it.
+Aelius Magnus No. Cross the Rhine, and crucify unwashed barbarian who dare stands before the IMPERIUM OF ROME NEVER FORGET THE SEVENTEENTH AND NINETEENTH LEGIONS
+beyondthelol ceasar didn't fuck it up constantin did. he wanted to make constantinople the capital of ROME. that's when the eastern and western roman Empire divided. the western Empire got attacked by the germanic tribes and the eastern roman Empire didn't help. that caused the fall of the (western) roman empire.
Haha, I love how he just wasted a pilum like that. The thing about pilum is that it's only a one-time use. The metallic spear is soft iron that is intended to bend once it impales a target making it difficult to dislodge it. And when it does get dislodged, the pilum becomes useless deliberately for the enemy to throw back at the Roman army.
this is actually pretty well done.. what makes it very useful is that myke isnt a reenactor but if theres one thing ive realised its that whether its 10ad or 2014ad, if you're and infantryman there will be commonalitiesto how you spend most of your day, namely a lot of marching, a lot of guard duty... and a lot of patrols, carrying most of your stuff with you on the march, myke understands what soldiering entails, so he can appreciate things he gets how it feels to march for several miles to stand patrol in driving rain, so i think he provides very good links between then and now..
The pilum that guy threw is never gonna be used again. Pilums have soft iron tip so that they're designed to bend upon penetration. Not only does this make it hard for the enemy to pry it out of their body, but the disposability make it impossible for the enemies to throw the pilum back at the army that chucked them.
Actually, from what I've read, pila had a hardened iron tip and a softer iron shaft. The pointed tip needed to be hard to penetrate the enemy's shield and body, while the javelin shaft was softer so it would deform upon impact, making it useless to throw back.
The one mistake here, if a line broke, the battle was over, the side that the line was broken, lost, the idea that line would brake and the battle would be a confusion of soldiers fighting is a Hollywood fantasy
+Johann Schmidt In these days I doubt you can say the word "never" that easy. If you look at records of Roman VS Macedonian battle, there are depicts of Macedonian infantries' heads and arms cut off which can't be done by stabbing only. Of course those who slice were mocked by others but slicing was kind of impromptu.
Ah! that shield that he is holding with the leather shield covering! Isn't that one a replica of a finding in the Netherlands? The one I am referring to belonged to the Cohors XV Voluntariorum civium Romanorum, wich happens to be the cohort with the re-enactment group I'm a member of re-creates in it's displays and shows. SCORE!
Im not claiming to be a history expert, but the hamata was never really fully replaced by the Segmentata, because the Segmentata was too expensive to make.
If I could choose anytime in history to be alive it would have to be the Roman Empire or olde England. Some time when people cared and there was brotherhood and a flowering of creativity. We've strayed so far from where we should be that its heartbreaking. It's a horrible thing for me to say, but the ship is down at the bottom of the ocean now and we're doomed along with it. A slow crawl to total destruction. It will be all our fault too. We should have never embraced Christianity for starters and we should have seen technology and selfishness as enemies not friends. Christ was a great man, but after he died so much advantage was taken from that that I bet you if he and or The Romans came to earth now they'd be horrified and call us a bunch of fools and idiots and losers. Fuck modern civilization give me a tent, some good things to carry, some warm blankets, a warm bear, a warm lion, and an even warmer soldier the one good thing we still have. Let's hope we at least get to keep that wondrous invention The Soldier. I love them and so should you!
Times never stand still my friend that's life and every Empire rises only to fall...Rome lasted for century's but tore itself apart by greed and corruption
boomerhgt That's true. Time moves on all the time, but we never learned from Rome the first true Empire what inevitable greed and corruption do. They brought the Roman Empire and every other empire after that down. We'll be next. That's unfortunately what I think.
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner I disagree with you that the Roman Empire was the first one. Egypt and Babylon were both great in their heydays and both were eventually brought down by greed and corruption. The Chinese dynasties to the East. It has happened again and will continue to happen over and over again. The greed of man knows no bound. It is possible to build an utopia society and world but highly improbable due to people's unwillingness to share and cooperate. And unfortunately, it is those same people that are in charge of modern day's governments and major superpowers. I mean if you look at the northern Scandinavian countries such as Sweden, they got a pretty great thing going there. It is possible but the rest of the world isn't gonna follow that because the people in charge don't want to lose power. But hey, what can you do. We are all just pawns in the scheme of things. If Earth self-destructed right now, the Universe wouldn't bat an eye. All we can do is hope World War III doesn't happen in our time and hope humanity will still be there after World War III.
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner "I bet you if he and or The Romans came to earth now they'd be horrified and call us a bunch of fools and idiots and losers." Jesus? probably. The Romans? No way, we got everything they had and more, mostly because our civilization was build on the fundament of their ideas. We got sanitations everywhere, not just in our capitals and big cities, we got democracy and a Roman based judiciary, we got well equipped and disciplined armies and soldiers. Basically, if a Roman would stumble into today Western civilization the only things he would wonder about are that none speaks Latin and/or Greek, women are equal to men before law and everyone is wearing pants, not just the soldiers in Northern climates. You romanticize the Roman culture as being enlightened in every aspect, as generous and wise above all else when Romans were mostly pragmatic first.
I dunno if the furca was actually as good as this dude makes it sound. A backpack spreads the weight between 2 straps and balances it better. With the furca, you would have to switch your shoulder periodically, but is definitely better than carrying stuff in your hand or in a sac thrown over your shoulder. Also the steel studs on caligas, I dunno, they seem a bit far fetched.
...it SEEMS easy!... ...but try do it for 20 years - marching everyday - under scorching sun or pouring rain - no matter what - 30km's per day - beginning each day with dismantilng a camp and finishing it building a new one. Do it for 20 YEARS - doing the SAME EACH DAY AGAIN & AGAIN! - PLUS: fight one day each on three, fencing enemy ambushes, and once in a year having a major battle once in a year...and don't EVER complain, 'cause you might get flogged if your centurion's just is in a bad mood! :D ...TRY IT! >: ) ... and only THEN come back "SMILING"! :D PS. These guys must have been like old, heavy leather...
Does anybody know where I can buy inexpensive roman armor? I mean, I'm not expecting crazy cheap, but for a full set (but without the pila/stick in this video) the cheapest I can find is more than $700
That is very dishonorable but very clever. I am sure certain armies would be aware of the tactic after some time. But wildmen would get iced. Roman's faught with their heads as well as their gear.
It's a shame that like 0% of the 'in game footage' is visible IN THE GAME. None of it is FROM the game. Sure, it looks like it's rendered in the game engine, but it's rendered as a video recording, it isn't IN the game, you won't see any of this shit. :C
Search Reenactment Associations which focus on the Roman culture. Legio XXI Rapax or Terra Dacica Aeterna who boasts Legio V Macedonica. There is also Legio I Italica. Then there would Legio XIII Gemina and many more. Keep a close eye on them as during summer, they attend several events throughout Europe and all they do is basically... live like the romans did on campaign. Very, very educative. Not to mention that the battles they do can be entertaining as well.
I have found one problem with something he said which is "when your a soldier their is no easy day " .. this is un true the only easy day for a soldier was yesterday lol . btw good video vary informative to those of us who like studying military history.
The budget went into buying enough cigarettes to make his voice like that
RussianFluff, Think before you take a joke seriously, or you'll make yourself look like an idiot.
He's Army Special Forces and a former Drill Sergeant that is gonna take a toll on your voice.
3:28 Roman soldier: "The fuck, you think this is a game?"
Very intimidating
Why does he talk like batman?
because he is
We know where all of the budget for this game went.
3 reenactors?
Keith Larsen
3 very lucky (and now very rich) reenactors. :P *sarcasm*
Dominic Mercurio one was batman, oh he wasnt reenacting?
Dominic Mercurio The main one (the one wearing the black t-shirt) was in a survival show I believe
The point is get the game finished before you blow it on pointless hype and accessories for people who pre order. I don't need Jungle Jim looking at scrotums as I can watch a documentary or better still read a book and I don't need an office onager with my game. I need a game that works and as a loyal fan the very mention of Rome II was enough hype for me.
Contruberium=10 man
(8 soldiers+2 slaves)
Lorica segmentata not so common as you think.
That guy's voice reminds of some of the Skyrim NPCs.
He sounds like the blacksmith in Whiterun
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead..."
"Yes, Dovahkiin? How can I help you?"
"By the Gods! What manner of power is that?"
"What is it, Argonian?"
Still better than history chanel
Funny enough there was a show on the history channel that used the first Total War Game called "Decisive Battles" who would have thought?
I remember watching a History Channel show about Rome and they used the original Rome Total War for the battle scenes, but they called it their "Advanced simulation software" or something like that lol.
Is that the show that decided the best weapon of the time was a throwing axe based on a total war game and some bullshit reasoning? Because that made me laugh my ass off when I saw it.
Y'know now that you say that I do remember something about throwing axes. Damn, what was the name of that show?
BandNerdcp I don't remember because I think I watched it in like 2004 or 5.
Too bad the empire fell due to ignorance. We could of really been somewhere if the empire lasted much longer.
+Revrot It survived until the 15th century. How much longer could you expect?
+Patrick Riley It would have lasted a lot longer had caesar not fucked it up
+Aelius Magnus
No. Cross the Rhine, and crucify unwashed barbarian who dare stands before the IMPERIUM OF ROME
NEVER FORGET THE SEVENTEENTH AND NINETEENTH LEGIONS
+Revrot Most of our laws are based on Roman laws.
+beyondthelol ceasar didn't fuck it up constantin did. he wanted to make constantinople the capital of ROME. that's when the eastern and western roman Empire divided. the western Empire got attacked by the germanic tribes and the eastern roman Empire didn't help. that caused the fall of the (western) roman empire.
"But, as an infantryman, you're going to have to carry your own equipment, which is carried by this fucker here."
That's what I heard, too.
+Jezi It's almost as bad as misspelling scutum on Google.
WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL THE MONEY GO!!?? DID IT GO TO THIS GUY? (Know the reference? )
Ayy AngryJoe
lmao
Angry Joe
Haha, I love how he just wasted a pilum like that. The thing about pilum is that it's only a one-time use. The metallic spear is soft iron that is intended to bend once it impales a target making it difficult to dislodge it. And when it does get dislodged, the pilum becomes useless deliberately for the enemy to throw back at the Roman army.
Actually its main use was to pierce enemy shields, rendering their shield useless which meant no shield for that guy.
Because it make the shield too heavy due to soft iron tip round itself
not to heavy but u cant use a shield with a pilum hanging on front of it stoping all ur movements
I like how Rome 2 didn't turn out like that at all, and they went through all this effort to try and make it look better :P
Master chiefs young brother?
this is actually pretty well done.. what makes it very useful is that myke isnt a reenactor but if theres one thing ive realised its that whether its 10ad or 2014ad, if you're and infantryman there will be commonalitiesto how you spend most of your day, namely a lot of marching, a lot of guard duty... and a lot of patrols, carrying most of your stuff with you on the march,
myke understands what soldiering entails, so he can appreciate things he gets how it feels to march for several miles to stand patrol in driving rain, so i think he provides very good links between then and now..
3:26 like a boss
The Mid easterner and roman be like:
RIGHT IN THE NIPPLE BITCH!
Come at me bro.
The pilum that guy threw is never gonna be used again. Pilums have soft iron tip so that they're designed to bend upon penetration. Not only does this make it hard for the enemy to pry it out of their body, but the disposability make it impossible for the enemies to throw the pilum back at the army that chucked them.
Actually, from what I've read, pila had a hardened iron tip and a softer iron shaft. The pointed tip needed to be hard to penetrate the enemy's shield and body, while the javelin shaft was softer so it would deform upon impact, making it useless to throw back.
Very educational,I like the tips on roman military equipment
I love this guys voice.
This is how Batman in the Dark Knight should have sounded like.
1:07 My squad in the army was 8 guys and that tent looks like a goddamn palace compared to what we had to sleep in.
15 years laters, this guy will say : i am the Optimus prime, we are here we are waiting..
I wanna hear this guy say " I am batman"
Caligae: steel from the toe to the heel.
more of this please
I dont think that this was scripted
by a human
If he isn't a voice actor, he's missing out big time
The one mistake here, if a line broke, the battle was over, the side that the line was broken, lost, the idea that line would brake and the battle would be a confusion of soldiers fighting is a Hollywood fantasy
Well done! :)SIMPLE and INTERESTING! Thumb UP! ;)
Where did all the money go to fix the AI issues in Rome 2? I bet all the money went to this greaseball.
Batman? Is it you?
Contrumbernium had 8 men and 2 slaves/workers. Cont=10
It's a shame that Rome 2 didn't come out as good as expected :/
He looks like he’s about to run away from home
Your intro is like ten times louder than the rest of the video. You literally fucking blew my ear drums out.
the voice of this guy is like Boba Fett, cool host for a topic like this, Roma Victor!!
Roman Army is more interesting then I first thought.
Didn't need to travel all the way to the UK to shoot this. There are Roman reenactors such as myself here in the US.
The Romans would NEVER "slice and dice." Such a barbaric style
+Johann Schmidt they did cut occasionally when not in formation but not how this guy is doing it
+Johann Schmidt In these days I doubt you can say the word "never" that easy. If you look at records of Roman VS Macedonian battle, there are depicts of Macedonian infantries' heads and arms cut off which can't be done by stabbing only. Of course those who slice were mocked by others but slicing was kind of impromptu.
3:28 OH HRRRLLLL NAH
This needs cleaning.. well not by me.. SOLDIEERR!!
Ah! that shield that he is holding with the leather shield covering! Isn't that one a replica of a finding in the Netherlands? The one I am referring to belonged to the Cohors XV Voluntariorum civium Romanorum, wich happens to be the cohort with the re-enactment group I'm a member of re-creates in it's displays and shows. SCORE!
Im not claiming to be a history expert, but the hamata was never really fully replaced by the Segmentata, because the Segmentata was too expensive to make.
I love this
4:02 so basically the guy at the very end thrusts the air, nice.
Lol at 3:10 you can hear how the armor fell on the ground :P
thanks captain obvious
hahahah ''sandals?!? - caligae''
If I could choose anytime in history to be alive it would have to be the Roman Empire or olde England. Some time when people cared and there was brotherhood and a flowering of creativity. We've strayed so far from where we should be that its heartbreaking. It's a horrible thing for me to say, but the ship is down at the bottom of the ocean now and we're doomed along with it. A slow crawl to total destruction. It will be all our fault too. We should have never embraced Christianity for starters and we should have seen technology and selfishness as enemies not friends. Christ was a great man, but after he died so much advantage was taken from that that I bet you if he and or The Romans came to earth now they'd be horrified and call us a bunch of fools and idiots and losers. Fuck modern civilization give me a tent, some good things to carry, some warm blankets, a warm bear, a warm lion, and an even warmer soldier the one good thing we still have. Let's hope we at least get to keep that wondrous invention The Soldier. I love them and so should you!
Times never stand still my friend that's life and every Empire rises only to fall...Rome lasted for century's but tore itself apart by greed and corruption
boomerhgt
That's true. Time moves on all the time, but we never learned from Rome the first true Empire what inevitable greed and corruption do. They brought the Roman Empire and every other empire after that down. We'll be next. That's unfortunately what I think.
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner I totally agree every Empire has its rise and fall
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner I disagree with you that the Roman Empire was the first one. Egypt and Babylon were both great in their heydays and both were eventually brought down by greed and corruption. The Chinese dynasties to the East. It has happened again and will continue to happen over and over again. The greed of man knows no bound. It is possible to build an utopia society and world but highly improbable due to people's unwillingness to share and cooperate. And unfortunately, it is those same people that are in charge of modern day's governments and major superpowers. I mean if you look at the northern Scandinavian countries such as Sweden, they got a pretty great thing going there. It is possible but the rest of the world isn't gonna follow that because the people in charge don't want to lose power. But hey, what can you do. We are all just pawns in the scheme of things. If Earth self-destructed right now, the Universe wouldn't bat an eye. All we can do is hope World War III doesn't happen in our time and hope humanity will still be there after World War III.
+Benjamin Blake Mitchner "I bet you if he and or The Romans came to earth now they'd be horrified and call us a bunch of fools and idiots and losers."
Jesus? probably. The Romans? No way, we got everything they had and more, mostly because our civilization was build on the fundament of their ideas. We got sanitations everywhere, not just in our capitals and big cities, we got democracy and a Roman based judiciary, we got well equipped and disciplined armies and soldiers. Basically, if a Roman would stumble into today Western civilization the only things he would wonder about are that none speaks Latin and/or Greek, women are equal to men before law and everyone is wearing pants, not just the soldiers in Northern climates. You romanticize the Roman culture as being enlightened in every aspect, as generous and wise above all else when Romans were mostly pragmatic first.
Parthia defeated legionaries many times, and humiliated Rome & it's glory
Nick Zad Someones/things abilities has to end somewhere.
Its cool Ia Love Rome😇😇
I dunno if the furca was actually as good as this dude makes it sound. A backpack spreads the weight between 2 straps and balances it better. With the furca, you would have to switch your shoulder periodically, but is definitely better than carrying stuff in your hand or in a sac thrown over your shoulder.
Also the steel studs on caligas, I dunno, they seem a bit far fetched.
between the name this fucking pudge and the sound of his voice LMAO
legionary kit,, with "Myke hawke" hahaha name fail
The man in in the black shirt has a nice voice.
I want a TOTAL WAR game about Mexicas.
Very good practice
I dont think there armor and helmets were so shiny back at the day...
...it SEEMS easy!... ...but try do it for 20 years - marching everyday - under scorching sun or pouring rain - no matter what - 30km's per day - beginning each day with dismantilng a camp and finishing it building a new one. Do it for 20 YEARS - doing the SAME EACH DAY AGAIN & AGAIN! - PLUS: fight one day each on three, fencing enemy ambushes, and once in a year having a major battle once in a year...and don't EVER complain, 'cause you might get flogged if your centurion's just is in a bad mood! :D ...TRY IT! >: ) ... and only THEN come back "SMILING"! :D PS. These guys must have been like old, heavy leather...
rome 2 total war is the best game!!
Don't I know this man from man woman wild?? He's charming as ever! Love this presenter!
the game cutscenes are from roma 2 total war
"Where the (censor) did all the money go !!! To this guy !!!" Angry Joe
got damn his voice is damn deep I thought I was in cave
That vid was awesome!
4:19 and this is where he starts to come up with some bullshit
1:29 did anybody tell big man his helmet doesn't fit?
only futuristic clothes among the legions..thats a,it`s a glitch....
Does anybody know where I can buy inexpensive roman armor? I mean, I'm not expecting crazy cheap, but for a full set (but without the pila/stick in this video) the cheapest I can find is more than $700
So fucking cool!!!
So this is where the rome 2 total war budget went to because we all know it didn't go to actually making a good game.
Ehh it's a pretty good game now.
Somebody can write down what is the recipe of Posca. I mean the exact quantity of the ingredient? Pls help me with it.
If everyone is tackling the next guy over, how can you stab the dude if he got tackled away?
welp... off to play Rome 2
Here 4 ForHonor
güzel belgesel
6:08 fast as fuck boiiiii
Loria segmantarta
Funny about the fighting part, because no fucking soldiers in R2:TW do that, fight 1v1 like a fucking anime
How did you make the intro in the very beginning?
i love da gaim!
wish i had 1
That is very dishonorable but very clever. I am sure certain armies would be aware of the tactic after some time. But wildmen would get iced. Roman's faught with their heads as well as their gear.
spqr
Man woman wild guy? .0.
It's a shame that like 0% of the 'in game footage' is visible IN THE GAME. None of it is FROM the game. Sure, it looks like it's rendered in the game engine, but it's rendered as a video recording, it isn't IN the game, you won't see any of this shit. :C
I spam the Testudo!
I think I might get wearyus if I triedus this.
7:47 Ouch.
that voice
where can i find more like this?
Search Reenactment Associations which focus on the Roman culture. Legio XXI Rapax or Terra Dacica Aeterna who boasts Legio V Macedonica. There is also Legio I Italica. Then there would Legio XIII Gemina and many more. Keep a close eye on them as during summer, they attend several events throughout Europe and all they do is basically... live like the romans did on campaign. Very, very educative. Not to mention that the battles they do can be entertaining as well.
@@Dynamiczx I don’t think he ever did look those up.
that dude made this boreing
I have found one problem with something he said which is "when your a soldier their is no easy day " .. this is un true the only easy day for a soldier was yesterday lol . btw good video vary informative to those of us who like studying military history.
I thought he said this fucker here not furca
Good the this the legonary aromor isnt that heave...well to me
Weird romans talking in english
i win total war shogun 2 but lose total war 2 rome, any idea why?
really? isnt shogun harder?
+Rafael Llaban from my own experience, shogun 2 is slightly easier from rome 2....well, this is just my opinion
well what the fuck happened
The guy in the black shirt is just terrible. Whoever did his writing needs to be punched.
Idk i think there rapax
I am gonna make posca
How was it?
+Eric Jesperson Depending on how much vinigar you put in: mostly liquefied feet sweat.
Zajin13 Yum!
Eric Jesperson Well, if you prefer that taste over getting diarrhea from bad water you better get used to it soldier!
i forget where i recognize this host from but in seeing him here i remembered how much i find him really annoying with his presentation
man woman wild
Billy Murry god dammit you're right. and now i'm remembering scenes of that show. pls kill me now
Watch a marathon of it and your dreams will be fulfilled lol
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