Shit Beyonce Says

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • Awesome Fun Crazy Random Things Beyonce says! Plus some other Fun Stuff! "SHIT RIHANNA SAYS" • Shit Rihanna Says

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  • @austinwolfe3343
    @austinwolfe3343 Před 3 lety +105

    I was 13 when this came out and I’m 22 years old and I’m still quoting this video on the daily basis.

    • @schnioula
      @schnioula Před 3 lety +4

      I love this. ❤️

    • @arturomarin3601
      @arturomarin3601 Před 2 lety +2

      I was 14 when this came out I watched these non stop when they came out

    • @mikecer222
      @mikecer222 Před 2 lety +2

      SAME 💀💀

    • @DominiqueStarr1
      @DominiqueStarr1 Před rokem +1

      I was 11 about to turn 12 and I’m now 22 ! Forever quoting her videos

    • @aciecarlo
      @aciecarlo Před rokem +1

      Literally same haha

  • @x__kandii__x9810
    @x__kandii__x9810 Před 10 lety +479

    'You hear them birds chirping, I own them.' Lol

    • @theliltwirp
      @theliltwirp Před 6 měsíci

      Dead !!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @seanduncan3624
    @seanduncan3624 Před 4 lety +49

    I've been laughing at this video for like 8 years and its still hilarious 😂

    • @brownaay101
      @brownaay101 Před 2 lety

      Same 😂

    • @whoistarahb
      @whoistarahb Před 2 lety +1

      I have to revisit it periodically and it NEVER gets old 🤣

  • @Kirberbs
    @Kirberbs Před 9 lety +234

    "I hope you don't look like yo daddy when you grow up" lmfaooo

  • @yoroinakacarashi3885
    @yoroinakacarashi3885 Před 10 lety +242

    "sometimes I ask myself why was I given this life. why did god give me all these gifts. this amazing family. this big ass house. and then I remember...... it's because im light skinned" quote of the century XD

  • @sheisbrit17
    @sheisbrit17 Před 9 lety +118

    "And this is how many awards Ive gotten without them, cause I'm Beyonce." DEAD. 😂

  • @GeorgiaZhane814
    @GeorgiaZhane814 Před 3 lety +29

    The “Daddy ain’t yo daddy” live rent free in my head til this day.

  • @schnioula
    @schnioula Před 3 lety +14

    I always come back. Simpler times. 😌

  • @yonbellefanm
    @yonbellefanm Před 10 lety +69

    "you hear those birds chirping? i own them too!"

  • @Doctordiva51
    @Doctordiva51 Před 10 lety +157

    You should've been hired for SNL. They didn't want real funny!

    • @badazzbossi9439
      @badazzbossi9439 Před 10 lety +2

      Andrea Hardman wow for real?? i thought that was her she just looked a lil diff tho

  • @JoshSource
    @JoshSource Před 10 lety +161

    THAT ENDING!!! DAMN!!! ::bows down::

  • @alknobhill
    @alknobhill Před 10 lety +83

    The way she said " I'll be damned "

  • @xViceBeach
    @xViceBeach Před 8 lety +60

    I still remember when this came out.. It's still hilarious!

  • @xViceBeach
    @xViceBeach Před 4 lety +14

    8 years later and STILL ICONIC!!!!
    2012 was the best year for youtube 😍

  • @quiwij3755
    @quiwij3755 Před 10 lety +86

    Jay where are you? You wit Kanye?! YALL IN PARIS?!! LMFAO!!

  • @IaMSpeaks
    @IaMSpeaks Před 9 lety +111

    (0:25) "Rhi Rhi honey, I can see your tracks all the way from here" LMAO DEAD X_X

    • @lightandcrispier
      @lightandcrispier Před 6 lety +5

      Lol seriously that line is legend

    • @schnioula
      @schnioula Před 2 lety

      I still sing this every now and then. 😂🤭

  • @sallyandmikeyshow
    @sallyandmikeyshow Před 9 lety +104

    Solange, daddy ain't yo daddy.

  • @mokeriaaxo
    @mokeriaaxo Před 8 lety +52

    i remember watching this in like 2013 this was the bestt

  • @miyanawilson9744
    @miyanawilson9744 Před 8 lety +53

    its because im LightSkinned 😂😂😂😂

  • @mennadoulaurent8668
    @mennadoulaurent8668 Před 10 lety +45

    I love me some Beyoncé, but that shit was funny..especially the eye drop..lol

  • @KosmikGawdess
    @KosmikGawdess Před 8 lety +21

    You're a child Rihanna! Dressin up rices cakes!😂😂😂😂 I love it

  • @Aries16603
    @Aries16603 Před 9 lety +79

    ROTFL you owned this! "I GET TIRED OF DEALIN' WITH THESE HOES!"

  • @LuisLuxe
    @LuisLuxe Před 10 lety +222

    youre a chiiiild rihanna, 'll be DAMNED if i see another chick in his arms!!!
    you have a blessed day:)
    THAT IS SO BEYONCE! LMAO!!!!

  • @miguelbaroni9877
    @miguelbaroni9877 Před 9 lety +14

    You are one talented girl. 😂😂 this had me weak. "Because I'm light skin" 😂😂

  • @youruniquestyle
    @youruniquestyle Před 7 lety +11

    "You are a child Rihanna"😂😂😂😂

  • @mitchmiles6927
    @mitchmiles6927 Před 3 lety +14

    It’s been 8 years and I still keep using “I get tired of dealing with these hoes”...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexis4969
    @alexis4969 Před 4 lety +11

    It's been 7 years and I'm still rolling

  • @tierravixen7311
    @tierravixen7311 Před 10 lety +12

    Solange daddy aint yo daddy.. Lmaoo im weak

  • @SabiWilDheArT
    @SabiWilDheArT Před 10 lety +24

    Stapler, Candle, Fire Place, Burp, Leg, BLUU. LMAO

  • @_vaehworld
    @_vaehworld Před 6 lety +4

    "You hear them birds chirping.....I own them" 😂😂😂😁

  • @77edierome
    @77edierome Před 10 lety +10

    I love the part where she shows all of her awards without the destiny's child. Hahaha

  • @eny4life718
    @eny4life718 Před 8 lety +73

    this shit still funny in 2016 😄😄😄 i kno wen this first came out i almost lost it lol

  • @blackbeautythrives2622
    @blackbeautythrives2622 Před 8 lety +30

    You Hear Those Birds Chirping I Own Them 😂😂

  • @YonasKBeatZ
    @YonasKBeatZ Před 10 lety +83

    this is funnny as hell

  • @tremaine861
    @tremaine861 Před 9 lety +74

    'I den I remember is because I'm light-skinned' hahahahahaha

  • @MsTrueTy
    @MsTrueTy Před 10 lety +70

    you hear those birds I own them too lol!!!

  • @ortem000
    @ortem000 Před 10 lety +7

    You. Killed. It.

  • @monicastylemuse
    @monicastylemuse Před 11 lety +27

    Lmaoooo your actually an amazing singer !!!!

  • @kylebraylen
    @kylebraylen Před 2 lety +4

    10 years later and I’m still watching this

  • @TheMissuz82
    @TheMissuz82 Před rokem +3

    I’m stillllll dyin at this 11 years later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “dressin’ up rice cakes”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RyanBugatti
    @RyanBugatti Před 10 lety +39

    This big ass house....ha

  • @briannapradomorales582
    @briannapradomorales582 Před 9 lety +19

    Its because I'm light skinned had me dying

  • @mindyours752
    @mindyours752 Před 8 lety +6

    I wouldn't be surprised if even Beyonce laughing to this shyt lol

  • @queenmimi32
    @queenmimi32 Před 10 lety +32

    Ur voice is so Beyoncé

  • @battlefinatic6985
    @battlefinatic6985 Před 10 lety +23

    ~You Hear Them Birds Chirpin , I Own THEM ! LOL !!!!

  • @RoxStar09
    @RoxStar09 Před 10 lety +36

    Omg lol she's hilarious and sounds like her too 😂👍

  • @YummiBear9856ih538000ushi

    After i finish the video i had to pause and think......LMFAO XD

  • @kayr0-074
    @kayr0-074 Před 7 lety +5

    "It's because I'm lightskined"...😂😂😂😂😂Anyone ever ask me why or how I do stuff I will say this

  • @LittleLea141
    @LittleLea141 Před 9 lety +7

    "Jay,where are you? You with Kanye? Y'all in Paris?
    .. That shit cray.."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Top line!🙌🔝🔝☝️👊😂

  • @kimmye72
    @kimmye72 Před 10 lety +14

    you with kanye?,ya'll in paris?....that shit cray.lol couldn't stop laughing

  • @dionthompson3561
    @dionthompson3561 Před 9 lety +5

    You hear those birds chirpin, own them. lmbo!!

  • @angie3464
    @angie3464 Před 7 lety +11

    "I hope you don't look like yo daddy when you grow up." Too late xD

  • @JoleneIGuess
    @JoleneIGuess Před 4 lety +7

    Durmiera knew about Jay’s infidelity before B did. We Stan a comedic psychic

  • @makaylafarmer7208
    @makaylafarmer7208 Před 10 lety +38

    Some times i ask god why i have this amazing house, amazing family. But then i remember...........Its because im light skinned

  • @ClintonJRTR
    @ClintonJRTR Před 9 lety +19

    lmfao....still cracks me up...Ill be damned if i see another chick on his arm...you have a blessed day

  • @lizterrazas8355
    @lizterrazas8355 Před 5 lety +4

    I first watched this in 2012 and well it’s 2019 and here I am 😂😂😂

  • @thegeekdude1
    @thegeekdude1 Před 4 lety +4

    8 years later and this video is still one of my favorites on here 🤣🤣🤣

  • @erikaandreas8650
    @erikaandreas8650 Před 8 lety +4

    Oh my goodness you killed that impression. You have truly made my night. Best impression ever. I'm still laughing.

  • @elaynaspratley6807
    @elaynaspratley6807 Před 8 lety +14

    LMAO no she didn't say because I'm light-skinned it at the end I am dying

  • @GeorgiaGirl__
    @GeorgiaGirl__ Před 5 lety +6

    Lmao I had to come back and watch this 2018 still laughing

  • @ThisisKalaTV
    @ThisisKalaTV Před 10 lety +4

    Classic · One of My favorites - ☺

  • @prettinpink25
    @prettinpink25 Před 11 lety +2

    "SEWWW MY WEAVEEE IN!!!!" I cant hahaha lmfao

  • @brs320
    @brs320 Před rokem +2

    11 years ago and I still quote lines from this at least once a month. "You're a child Rihanna. Dressin up rice cakes."

  • @arielwilliams45
    @arielwilliams45 Před 10 lety +12

    sew my weave in ! lmaoo

  • @hernandez409
    @hernandez409 Před 4 lety +3

    Watching this in 2020 because i constantly quote " Because i am light skinned"

  • @dallisvon
    @dallisvon Před 10 lety +5

    "Riri honey i can see your tracks all the way from here!" Lmfao!

  • @Audiomajik
    @Audiomajik Před 10 lety +4

    ...and then I remember...its because I'm light-skinned. LOL! Hilarious!

  • @tommo9176
    @tommo9176 Před 8 lety +17

    whre'd she get all the awards used in filming? I loved this years ago, so good!

  • @WhyYouFearedTheDark
    @WhyYouFearedTheDark Před 10 lety +34

    I own all a dat.

  • @arturomarin9039
    @arturomarin9039 Před 6 lety +4

    "Solange daddy ain't yo daddy"

  • @lilyuzivert4067
    @lilyuzivert4067 Před 10 lety +6

    I was dead when she said I think I left the baby down stairs

  • @dreamsofkaia7275
    @dreamsofkaia7275 Před 6 lety +4

    This shit is still funny as hell 😂😂😂

  • @TonganKB
    @TonganKB Před 10 lety +20

    bahah her voice sounded like beyonce!

  • @GottagitchaGROOOVEon
    @GottagitchaGROOOVEon Před 10 lety +6

    The tear bottle on the side' LoL

  • @krd2331
    @krd2331 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I can’t listen to Love on Top without saying “Sew my weave in!” at the beginning. 😂

  • @JaeDaGem
    @JaeDaGem Před 8 lety +6

    still weak I'll be damned if I see another chick on his arm😂😂😂...

  • @jamyiahmax6996
    @jamyiahmax6996 Před 8 lety +4

    At 0:42 "I hope u don't look like yo daddy when u grow up"😂

  • @fujinmoto
    @fujinmoto Před 6 lety +2

    6 years later and this is still funny as hell 😂😂

  • @KoriandrOfTheStars
    @KoriandrOfTheStars Před 8 lety +6

    LMBO I wish Beyonce saw this!

  • @TheBloomfan123
    @TheBloomfan123 Před 7 lety +3

    "you hear those birds chirping? I own them"

  • @keyvonhuff7630
    @keyvonhuff7630 Před 10 lety +4

    "Its because I'm light skinned" ROFL

  • @12nassir81
    @12nassir81 Před 10 lety +2

    Besides that chick from SNL that was the best parody I've seen

  • @everyvie1568
    @everyvie1568 Před 4 lety +1

    Omg i used watching when i was 14 years old 😭😭still laughing so hard my favorite is the nicki Minaj one and Ciara 😭😭❤️😂😂

  • @zoeykco
    @zoeykco Před 8 lety +12

    ong who watch this in 2016 Feb! im crying!!

    • @barrisoden
      @barrisoden Před 8 lety

      me..... lmao

    • @xViceBeach
      @xViceBeach Před 8 lety

      March 2012 before people put the "who's watching this in 201...." Crap 😂😂😂

    • @barrisoden
      @barrisoden Před 8 lety

      jessey dying laughing

    • @lexthelovely3805
      @lexthelovely3805 Před 8 lety

      March 2016 fam! 😂😂😂😂 I wish there were more videos! I love her!

    • @barrisoden
      @barrisoden Před 8 lety

      +Alex I strongly agree with you.

  • @nicolejones3105
    @nicolejones3105 Před 8 lety +11

    but that do sound like Beyonce

  • @gwigiefqefjugb
    @gwigiefqefjugb Před 10 lety +2

    "You have a blessed day." I can't even! Lol!!!

  • @kmaezz
    @kmaezz Před 6 lety +1

    Me and my roomies watch this at least once every few months for the past few years 😂

  • @cartejak521
    @cartejak521 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I say “I get tired of dealing with these hoes” probably 3 times a day and am now realizing it’s from this video 😂

  • @Rhiaanon
    @Rhiaanon Před 10 lety +4

    Girl you are a damn fool!!! LOL Love it! Keep doing it girl!

  • @firstnamelastname7354
    @firstnamelastname7354 Před 5 lety +1

    Omg I’ve been looking for your videos 😩😩😩 “ dressing up rice cakes” 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @takaono7243
    @takaono7243 Před 2 lety +2

    Every time I hear Love On Top, I still yell "Sew my weave in!" at the beginning.

  • @latanyahj
    @latanyahj Před 10 lety +8

    Kmsl...I Love Beyonce but im sorry this shit funny as hell.

  • @lilmamilove4
    @lilmamilove4 Před 10 lety +7

    Lmfaooo, hilarious 😂

  • @Neeshia
    @Neeshia Před 10 lety +2

    You killed it! I love your house btw plus those plaques were real!

  • @laurenlumsden9069
    @laurenlumsden9069 Před 6 lety +2

    It’s 2018 and I’m still laughing

  • @cbyrd211
    @cbyrd211 Před 8 lety +6

    girl, i left baby blu in the other room lol

  • @AnMaPa
    @AnMaPa Před 10 lety +4

    This was so on point, though. LOL

  • @LifewithSymone
    @LifewithSymone Před 2 lety +1

    I miss these videos 😂 I still be saying daddy ain’t yo daddy years later

  • @veenig
    @veenig Před 10 lety +1

    Darmirra, you had me dying, especially at the end!

  • @mailancarr
    @mailancarr Před 10 lety +7

    Its because im light skinned😂😂😂😂😂