"Hopefully, one will be an attractive single woman, who, you know. One thing will lead to another and it will lead to boom boom for me." This guy is actually hilarious, I don't care about what anyone else says.
@dr103 he's obviously having a rough time at his home and with all the internet trollers I can imagine he's just having a really bad time but it'll pick up again
As a fellow St Bernard owner, mine is the same size as a full grown Labrador and she's only 10 months old. I reckon Lenny will be able to mess up the other dogs in no time.
Lenny is Absolutely Beautiful 💕♥️♥️❤ XXXX bless him.i hope that you'll buy Lenny a brand new dummy ..he's Grown really fast,it doesn't seem five mins ago when you went to collect him. X
I genuinely love watching Callum I started watching him for a joke because of the videos willne and Steven tries made on him years ago and honestly hes a quality youtuber man
serious suggestion, your opinion on the perfect full english, the selection of food items (eg. do you include mushrooms/tomatoes/ fried bread/ toast and any other maybe not so common items u enjoy, also include how u may like your eggs fried or scrambled ect) , amount of each food item to craft the perfect breakfast feast and include the perfect beverage or maybe even selection of beverages to compliment each food item (ie a juice may be more complimentary to say a sausage while a water might be to a hash brown), and finally the perfect/ideal way to eat it, (food combos, if so which combos or maybe you like to eat each item separately) im extremely interested in your alpha wisdom on this subject.
When I use to do my caring when I was younger we were told not to bother with the hand gels from the shops. Why dont people buy hand wash, get an empty bottle & slightly dilute & carry it around with you it's a lot better than using the hand gels which most dont even work from the shops & then just carry something to dry you hands with. We were also told to use the hand gels correctly the ones that did work you hands need to be clean otherwise it wont work & could be just spreading the germs around your hands.
Hope I still have wifi in prison now that the tesco fraud department has found out about my horrific crime. Sorry to callum and his neighbours. I hope you did not take offence to Nick Ger or Mike Oxlong
Get a good lock for your store Callum if they break the lock to get in you can get them arrested for damage of private property just make sure you take pictures and put security cameras in your room
Callum, if you have a normal residential contract with Virgin then you'll have a dynamic IP address - all you need to do is power off your router for 5 minutes, then you'll usually get a new IP address when you reconnect.
They're advertised as dynamic but in reality all that means is they cant guarantee it will always be the same. I've tried various power offs and unplugging etc for 24 hours and it remains the same.
It's fine if you do angry vlogs. Keep your stach in the room with the a padlock on the box under ur bed and lock ur bedroom door if you go out. Try bt broadband?
Absolutely justified, the anger is fine, spinning elbow the bloke and bury him with corbyn
How dare you think that that tosser belongs in the same sacred ground as Corbyn the beautiful pig.
@hassan farooq RIP Corbyn, forever missed
Too soon
@@Volaths i completely agree, nobody deserves the honour of being buried near Jeremy Corbyn
I'm surprised the dtossers are able to DDOS callum considering the time he Streams you'd think it would be well past there bed times
i doubt its 12yr olds, more likely 15/16 at least. i could do it and im 16 but callum is too much of an alpha
@@andrewmcc03 I dont remember anyone asking about whether or not you could lmfao
@@DAC_TV Theres that guy over there
That other guy: Yo bro its me i asked 👍😊
JohtoJukain i asked.
@@AhoytheNukes surely his home IP has a dynamic IP address?
"Hopefully, one will be an attractive single woman, who, you know. One thing will lead to another and it will lead to boom boom for me." This guy is actually hilarious, I don't care about what anyone else says.
I was having a shite day mental health-wise Callum but you uploading a video has genuinely brought my mood up. Thanks so much mate, keep them coming.
Keep your head up bro talk to somebody cause they'll care
Keep up mate have a great year but we won’t cuz Coronavirus
We are all going to die the most painful death
Jimbo's Farm yeah true everyone will experience death
Jimbo's Farm the flu is worse, not a big deal lad
When you see that Callum hasn’t uploaded in a while you know there’s something saucy going on
Fr two weeks..
Hope he's ok
@@joanthemad5894 he's fine just inventing new ways to hide his pink wafers and increase pink wafer storage efficiency
“no, I won’t apologise for expressing how I feel. IT IS WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSS”
2:45 Hey what’s up guys is definitely the best thing I’ve seen on Callum’s corner yet 😂
2:45 everyone’s gonna use this
Hahaha
And welcome to Callums Corner
Nah it’ll be this 2:14 and 4:39
“And I’ve now consumed a-single women
@@Batbot-dk7vm they could also edit 2:14 / and now I've consumed a- revoltingly large penis from another one of his videos.
isaacgre7 and so they did 😂😂
Being confronted by your mums sexual activity first thing in the morning is absolutely unforgivable! Sorry to hear this Callum
You and Karl pilkington together would be a dream🤤
Yes, yes and yes
I could finaly die
Thats a match made in heaven. A good 10 minute video of moaning!
Yes i wana see it
I always thought that but i didn’t think anyone knew karl xD
Sorry to hear you've had a bad time, life has downs but it'll get better
dr103 creeeeeeaseeee hahahahah, hes just seen his mums vibrator and this guy is so worried for hin
@dr103 he's obviously having a rough time at his home and with all the internet trollers I can imagine he's just having a really bad time but it'll pick up again
Kian Hardwick he’s not a character
“Nonce fodder” loving you Callum
2:45 Do you have any idea what you’ve done?
Aaron Bruce only the sith deal in absolutes so you are sith
?
That’s funny lol
He has created a meme
Sorry to hear this , this doesn’t change anything between you and your community. Don’t let this effect u too much
3:02 SOAStenance
I didn’t know dogs could have noncey tendencies 😂😂
Oh yes my dog had underground tunnels that lead to kids bedroom.
Imagine being worried about your dog being a nonce
Callum is so dedicated to stoping noncery that he is even questioning his own dog
I met Callum a few weeks ago and he bit me
Wtf
Where 😏
seeing a classic Callum rant sesh lifts my mood everytime
IPS's in the UK (Virgin, BT, Sky) change IP addresses of standard home users, every 3-7 days. Your internet may be different though
2:45 LMAO
Always remember - No homo, no homophobia
Philip Cultures Film nohomophobe*
Bum bum boom boom
quote him right you disrespectful spazmoid
Jack Seaward, technically it’s not a quote because he hasn’t used quotation marks, but I agree.
2:45. this was so hard to find lol
Crazy to think that this was uploaded over three and a half years ago
"Slightly addicted to pink wafers" 💪💪🖒🖒🤗🤗
As a fellow St Bernard owner, mine is the same size as a full grown Labrador and she's only 10 months old. I reckon Lenny will be able to mess up the other dogs in no time.
4:40 boom boom for me
Don’t worry about your mum and his boyfriend. The corners got your back. We’re all rooting for you big guy
Like so Callum can see
@Alpha E
To help him
Lenny with the dummy in his mouth was so cute! 😍
Who remembers Scouse Trev?????
GAY UP!
Self defence against people with corona
RAGEGAMER21 p you feeling me that a can of beans is not sufficient??
@@matthewsmith8727 inefficient your have to throw away the cab afterwards
I feel your pain, fellow alpha male. I got crapped on by a bird and a group of vegans grabbed by bacon sandwich and threw it down the drain.
Callum: *uploads*
Me: It's been 50 years...
"Bile Evacuation". Beautiful Cal, also your mods on the discord are kind of predators. You should check in more often.
He said 'bowel evacuation' you spazmoid.
@@scousetrev1678 sorry there Trev mate, didn't realise you were scurrying out of your mums caravan.
Sad to hear mate, I love your content so much and you inspire me, forget about the twats
Lenny is Absolutely Beautiful 💕♥️♥️❤ XXXX bless him.i hope that you'll buy Lenny a brand new dummy ..he's Grown really fast,it doesn't seem five mins ago when you went to collect him. X
1:02 - Don’t why I found that so funny 😂
I genuinely love watching Callum I started watching him for a joke because of the videos willne and Steven tries made on him years ago and honestly hes a quality youtuber man
When you are angry it's so funny
How dare pothead Pete, touch those wafers.
Callum ur definitely one of my favourite youtube lads thats for sure 😎
Callum we need a guide on how to survive the corona virus, please! You're our only hope!
Well done Jamie
@@jamesgames1738 We are desperate, Callum is our last chance of survival
@@wizardclintx7981 yea we need this or my dad will die
Don’t worry about Lenny chewing the dummy, he probably just saw it as a fun teething toy
i love you callum, i’ll always respect you bro
I’m sorry to hear about what you are going through, I hope everything gets better for you mate, keep up the awesome work bro
Big fish, little fish, cardboard box, get back in your tic tac box
All ready got supplied for the big out brake but what other things are crucial things should I get make a video on it
Callum we need a video on the Corona virus please!!!!!
Callum’s dog is sooo cute thooo
Here’s to the consistent uploads 🍺
Ya boii Leon I don’t like beer
As long as you don't get a crap crap, you'll be fine. Those are therapeutic
Dont worry callum it's healthy to express anger. Ignore people who say it isn't
serious suggestion, your opinion on the perfect full english, the selection of food items (eg. do you include mushrooms/tomatoes/ fried bread/ toast and any other maybe not so common items u enjoy, also include how u may like your eggs fried or scrambled ect) , amount of each food item to craft the perfect breakfast feast and include the perfect beverage or maybe even selection of beverages to compliment each food item (ie a juice may be more complimentary to say a sausage while a water might be to a hash brown), and finally the perfect/ideal way to eat it, (food combos, if so which combos or maybe you like to eat each item separately) im extremely interested in your alpha wisdom on this subject.
really go to town on it
I’ve been missing the uploads cal, glad you’ve made another video
You bring my mood up so much whenever I see a notification,keep it up mate
*HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS*
Pewds needs to get this alpha on meme review
Callum ur back !!! Thought you got corona
Your videos really brighten my day man :):):)
Chin up lad keep up the great videos!
When I use to do my caring when I was younger we were told not to bother with the hand gels from the shops. Why dont people buy hand wash, get an empty bottle & slightly dilute & carry it around with you it's a lot better than using the hand gels which most dont even work from the shops & then just carry something to dry you hands with.
We were also told to use the hand gels correctly the ones that did work you hands need to be clean otherwise it wont work & could be just spreading the germs around your hands.
Ly bro absolute lad stay strong always light at the end of the tunnel ....
4:26
So Callum's prediction became true 😂
Hope I still have wifi in prison now that the tesco fraud department has found out about my horrific crime. Sorry to callum and his neighbours. I hope you did not take offence to Nick Ger or Mike Oxlong
Get a good lock for your store Callum if they break the lock to get in you can get them arrested for damage of private property just make sure you take pictures and put security cameras in your room
“I have now consumed a full richmans sausage sandwich”
What a beast
CALLUM WE NEED A GUIDE ON HOW TO SURVIVE THE CORONA VIRUS
...crap weather,crap mental health, and crap EVERYTHING
Slay all tires!!!!!
Vegans and extinction rebellion need to stop
Callum i hope you have a better week this week
If it's your house can't you just kick them out of it???
Callum, if you have a normal residential contract with Virgin then you'll have a dynamic IP address - all you need to do is power off your router for 5 minutes, then you'll usually get a new IP address when you reconnect.
They're advertised as dynamic but in reality all that means is they cant guarantee it will always be the same. I've tried various power offs and unplugging etc for 24 hours and it remains the same.
Talking about food supplies and white background it sounds like you're on a spaceship somewhere in deep space.
Yeh Callum, no apologies needed, you just be you that's what we're here for, your life
Very strong Jim and Wilson vibes from the dog section.
I had a Newfoundland, out walking I had a cap on and earphones in so I could ignore people
Be as angry as you like Callum ... we love you ! 👍💕
Pink wafer biscuits and Jaffa cakes, can’t stop eating them once I start🥴🥰😎Oh and MALTESERS 🤪🤪🤪🤪❤️
Stopped your video at 2:55 "Shut up you twat - nobody's that happy in real life" spoke to me spiritually. Thank you Callum.
Been missing the videos Callum!!
If Dermot O Leary, Wallace and a chainsaw had a baby you would get Callum's voice
Yes Callum we need a hand washing technique the angry one sounds good 😂
Global pandemic is here never fear we have the alpha male to save us
Looks like 4:35 just came true eh Cal? Good old Lenny 😎
just a bit of puff callum, everyone does a bit of puff
When’s the next meme review
Cal we need a new video
Callum I haven’t watched in a while since I was at college and I came back and your camera looks so good!!! 😍
Anyone else realise that cal looks like a tic tac
Or is that just me
LMAOOOOOO so funny
what a new joke
@@CudethRed2308 thanks b😘
are you new here? it was a big thing about 2-3 years ago
Matthew Hurcomb i think he was being ironic
Don't worry Callum, just be positive this week :)
Great entertaining video
You’re right about corona
Can we have a guide to the corona virus, what to buy and daily updates pls
It's fine if you do angry vlogs. Keep your stach in the room with the a padlock on the box under ur bed and lock ur bedroom door if you go out. Try bt broadband?
Hope next week is a nicer one. 😎
Cal can u please do a daily update for the corona virus and a tutorial on how to survive ot and what's best to store
Is it just me or does callum look like Trevor from gta v 😳😂
Ay up Cal😊 always here for you mate 🤗
It actually annoys me how people just move into his house with no warning
why does "ai up, and welcome to Callums corner make me smile??
Who did the Tesco Clubcard thing 😂😂😂 lmao
honestly callum any good isp should be providing routers and wifi with dynamic ip adresses so they change every 15-30 days