@@nicpete492 Then why do something he wouldn't agree with? I don't mean to be rude I just don't understand if you love someone why hurt them? Thessalonians5:6-8. “So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet.” 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (ESV), he asks, “Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.” I hope you do quit but if u don't I understand we live in a crazy world and it gets stressful. Just know through Jesus your anxieties can be diminished!😁
I’m making it my life’s goal to attend a Saul session, get him to heal me, and at the end, point at him and yell “jaboobery!” Then run out the room real fast.
lol I know bro. Dude came out of the box strong talking smack and then did some crazy ass sign language. She was scared enough to think of some shit to keep her alive.
Here I am spending 10's of thousands of dollars for a science education when all I need to do is yell "LOOK AT ME!" then swat at some middle-aged woman around for 8 minutes to make a living!?!?
Difference is you’ll have a much smaller audience, made up of imbeciles who believe in this shit. So don’t worry you’re going down the right route lol.
I imagine someone walking in … : “George what are doing out of your room !? I’ll have to ask the doctor to adjust you meds again. I’m sorry madam he’s a patient here… “
There was an old television show called "The Extraordinary" and it was hosted by a guy named Warwick Moss who had a voice pretty much exactly like this. You should go look it up if you want to hear hours of a voice like his, lol.
His anger and manipulation may have convinced this lady the headache went away or the lady was humoring him so he doesn’t get anymore angry. Anyway, great tingles from a “mystic”
First time watching this I was crying laughing because of all the comments here, but after a couple times it’s genuinely relaxing. The guy just seems like he’s being very earnest in the beginning too, for as funny as him sounding so angry is that first time XD.
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I’m actually mad this gave me tingles
I would be too, if i watched more than a minute. It's far too preposterous.
That guy gets paid. Nuff said.
I know right
The way she plays into it drives me nuts.
I’ve become so desensitized to Asmr tingles over the last decade. Now i gotta get real weird with it. The more of a con-job, the more tingles
Same
3 mins later the nurse comes out "the doctor will see you now"
😂
Was just relaxing then see this
😂😂😂damn, onto of the fact that comment was funny it somehow reminds me of the Mr bean at hospital episode
😂
😂love this comment!!
Dude was like “LOOK AT ME! 😡”
And then started throwing gang signs at the poor woman 😢
I’m dead 🤣
Rofl throwing gang signs. That got me 😅
I love the way he flicks a quick 1-2 at her throat
Street healing aint what it used to be
bro kill me with this joke lmao
You just know this guy is a legend in his own mind.
Fr 😆
Most accurate comment on this vid.
Bout died at this comment, I was thinking the same rofl
Damn straight, same here, this is one of my favorites
He oughta be. He gets shit done ✔️
I hope the lady drank plenty of water and had a wonderful response
He never checked the leg length
I understand that reference
I wish he apologized to her for his sandwich breath
When god is working through me
She also didn’t have enough purple on for it to work. Lol
the fact that they both just look like coworkers doing this in the middle of the office is so surreal to me
It's Creed and Phyllis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine that😂
Imagine if the camera panned to the left and you see group just staring “wtf” 😂😂😂
The way he stormed over so aggressively 💀"Look at moi 😠"
I was thinking the same thing
Holy crap this has given me instant anxiety. No thanks 🥺
He walked in like he was ready to fight
I came here to say this 😆
It is very aggressive.
He did some healing with the lymphatic system
That fact that I heard this in that man’s voice. I despise that I know exactly when video you’re referencing.
@@taylormorency3936Same! I legit laughed out loud when i read that. 😂
Fun fact: one leg on each of those chairs is actually a quarter of an inch shorter than the other one.
...And it's never the same one for each chair. Just to keep you guessing!
Does it come in all purple?
“McCloud!! Leave the cleaning lady alone and get back to the case file!”
Is this Anthony Hopkins? 😀
CAN’T. FUCKING. BREATHE!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*look at me, I am the ASMR now*
Ha.
The best comment
That had to be the most elaborate handshake I've ever seen
Fraud gives me tingles😌
I don’t know why bullshit seems to yield the best ASMR.
Chiropractic adjustments and fake mystics😴
Uri geller is the goat
Oj simpson
Placebo is working
60% of the time, it works everytime.
I’d bet on those odds
Sex panther 😂
The head-neck-back relationship was very much jeopardized.
This is giving “Harry did you put your name into the goblet of fire” energy
Or “what creature sat in the corner of my classroom on the first day of class?? Grendylo!”
This guy isn't messing around. He's here to show the bad chakras and energy demons who's boss.
chakras don't exist and neither do energy demons
@@TheLuminousOne Yes they are real :/ stop trolling
Hannibal Lector sure changed some of his methodologies.
He's attempting a Kobe technique.
This is how my wife and i start our day
She's a keeper.
I think the way he comes out and approaches it is what makes it good 😅😊
Just straight outta nowhere
It’s what makes him not the doctor
When he angrily stated “look at me!” he had a raging case of sandwich breath
I suspect that only he got red in the face.
It's just how his face has always been
What does this reference ?
She has a little bit of a lid lag
He had to close his eyes real tight like he had soap in them!
I legit didnt know that peoplr still practiced mesmerism, including the hand signs and everything. Interesting to watch.
finally someone acknowledged it for what it is really, just another form of hypnosis
mesmerism, you gave me a new word to search for. oh praise Mesmer
Guy was savage asf LOOK AT ME no Good Morning or Good Evening straight to the point that's fantastic😂😂
When the company's sign language interpreter gets back to work after his ayahuasca retreat
Ha.
😂😂
I feel like she’s the only one who showed up for this seminar 😅
I feel like this took place during lunch break at an insurance agency team meeting
Bro I can’t smoke pot and watch these videos to fall asleep anymore 😂 they are just too funny
I honestly can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
Man just know Jesus loves you!😊
@@Godly.Husbands and I love him too
@@nicpete492 Then why do something he wouldn't agree with? I don't mean to be rude I just don't understand if you love someone why hurt them? Thessalonians5:6-8. “So then, let us not be like others, who are asleep, but let us be awake and sober. For those who sleep, sleep at night, and those who get drunk, get drunk at night. But since we belong to the day, let us be sober, putting on faith and love as a breastplate, and the hope of salvation as a helmet.”
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (ESV), he asks, “Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.”
I hope you do quit but if u don't I understand we live in a crazy world and it gets stressful. Just know through Jesus your anxieties can be diminished!😁
@@Godly.Husbands I appreciate you brother. I mean not to harm him but only to silence pain I feel. Thank you for reminding me about the proper way.
He looked angry at something. Maybe her triangles that she calls triangles weren’t able to bring the veinous blood back to the heart.
I get it hahaha good reference
Ha ha
He forgot to close the aura on the previous patient 😂
He performed a series of triangles that we call triangles.
I hate that I got that.
I'd love it if at the end he just says "and that's the offside rule."
he convinced her this is the company's new medical coverage
seems like he is mixing esoteric healing, mesmerism, pranic healing, hypnosis and saul shaye jaboobery all in one
jaboobery 😂
that's it, I'm stealing the word 'jaboobery' haha
Jaboobery is the best word to describe Saul Shaye!! 😂😂
I’m making it my life’s goal to attend a Saul session, get him to heal me, and at the end, point at him and yell “jaboobery!” Then run out the room real fast.
0:05 That "Look at me!" was a bit intense 😂
lol I know bro. Dude came out of the box strong talking smack and then did some crazy ass sign language. She was scared enough to think of some shit to keep her alive.
When he hypnotised her the second time, i thought he was going to give her headache back
Here I am spending 10's of thousands of dollars for a science education when all I need to do is yell "LOOK AT ME!" then swat at some middle-aged woman around for 8 minutes to make a living!?!?
It can be that easy...
Difference is you’ll have a much smaller audience, made up of imbeciles who believe in this shit. So don’t worry you’re going down the right route lol.
I imagine someone walking in … : “George what are doing out of your room !? I’ll have to ask the doctor to adjust you meds again. I’m sorry madam he’s a patient here… “
«Now tell me about your headache»
…
«It’s fucking worse, mate»
The last half is superb. What a fantastic deep, growly voice.
There was an old television show called "The Extraordinary" and it was hosted by a guy named Warwick Moss who had a voice pretty much exactly like this. You should go look it up if you want to hear hours of a voice like his, lol.
0:44 His last words to her, "You're fixed now" 😂
sweet, Anthony hopkins as a hypnothist!
🤣
You mean F A T Antony Hopkins
Or Hannibal?
Definitely weirdest thing I’ve watched all day 😂
All that’s missing from this healing is cigar smoke, a bundle of tree branches for whipping, and some sort of ritual with a bleeding chicken.
Also possibly a pair of ceremonial knives and a conch shell.
The pain went straight from her head to her wallet
"You're fixed now."
"Thank you, but there's still the small matter of the herniated..."
"You're. Fixed. Now."
He also did some work on her lumbar spine and grew her leg though!
😂
I never thought detention would be so healing.
Where has he been all my life? 😂😂😂 I wouldn't know if I should be healed, startled, surprised or relaxed.
“Sir, I just wanted to know where the bathroom was.”
The comments are hillarious but this is giving tingles
RAN to the comments to make sure I wasn’t alone in my “What the F am I watching” moment 😂
Same
Jesus I thought I was watching an asmr domestic violence
He walked in this video like he was ready to fuck this headache up.
My guy doing jutsu hand signs with one hand, what a legend
I hope he finally got rid of the fly that was bothering this poor woman.
I think he was the fly
I legit thought he was beating dandruff off her shoulders whilst periodically wafting his farts towards her.
😆😆😆 I would have grabbed his wrist and said WTF are you doing red faced, sandwich breath.
I'd be frightened to tell him how I 'really' felt
😂
Well she was
I need to see this guy vs Saul Shaye in a PPV match.
Look at me! This is not the medicine you're looking for.
I like the part where he sucked out the headache and replaced it with a *warm, cool* feeling.
Like a vacuum cleaner SUCKING!
I’ve never had a “warm, pleasant, cool feeling”.
My guy really said Look at me and proceeded to perform a genjutsu on that woman.
This dude strikes me as the type of person who has a temper and will explode if provoked. Lol some pretty decent ASMR though
Bro I pissed myself at the beginning tf is happening 🤣
Anthony hopkins is working 😂
And then a couple of huge male nurses walked in with a straight jacket and said ' Mr Thomson, it's time for your medicine'....
Looks like the spiritual healing that Dona Rosa does only difference is she doesn’t stop to diagnose, she’s always in nature and she uses equipments
He hit her with the ninjitsu in the beginning
This is not how I remember the Jedi mind trick working, but it's been awhile, I guess..
Maybe if young Anakin or Kylo Ren were doing it...
Came to the comment section to understand what type of medicinal healing was going on only to find out everyone is as confused as I am😂
that moement when he can heal a headache but nit his hairline. my man out here doing john cena hand signs on her
Him: How was that?
Her: Weird...
Him: huh?!
He enters the room hard as fk. Fortunately after that he does some relaxing stuff
This is some next level ASL
0:45 when he lightly taps her chest. That noise is phenomenal
who needs ASMR when you have this guy helping you
Looks like energy healing
I love this one
Ah so that’s how Mick Dundee tamed the water buffalo.
😂😂😂
His anger and manipulation may have convinced this lady the headache went away or the lady was humoring him so he doesn’t get anymore angry. Anyway, great tingles from a “mystic”
This is like an episode of The Office
I can imagine Michael or dwight doing this
First time watching this I was crying laughing because of all the comments here, but after a couple times it’s genuinely relaxing. The guy just seems like he’s being very earnest in the beginning too, for as funny as him sounding so angry is that first time XD.
You've heard of air-guitar?
Welcome to air-doctor.
You think at any point she’s going “ Am I having a seizure?”
Asmr at its finest
This is what he does before seeing a patient. He hypnotizes to make sure they pay the medical bill.
It looks like they are on the set of the Office
Man came storming into frame like he was practicing for his WWE debut
Got a link to the original. Need more of this dude!
Search for Rick Collingwood
@@raymondcarter9780 Cheers! Oh there's a ton of stuff! :)
The more crazy therapy goes the better ASMR is... don't ask me why but🤷♂
Dude's the "David Brent" of alternative medicine.
Churchill and Ben Franklin have a subtle session
can i get this on the NHS ?
Doing fake sign language in someone's face truly heals all.
Lovely! Could you tell me gifted and trustable healers who give remote healing sessions?
I hear Saul Shaye has a 90% success rate
He's using the Kath and Kym method when he says "Look at me" at the start.
3:57 “replaced with a warm, pleasant, cool feeling…” yep that just solidified the amount of shit this guy is full of.
I feel like he should be saying…”Relax”
You could tell he did not enjoy the first answer to "how do you feel?"
“You’re fixed now” as he strolls away to fix another person he wondered, who will fix him?
When you don’t want to embarrass your friend for their dandruff
The docotor just comes out like a coked up hummingbird
Him: "Look at ME"👏👐👋🖖🫵🫰🤙🤏👈😎👉
Me: 👀👀👀
😂😂
Can you post the original video link?