I don't blame him, cooking with oil is rather terrifying when it starts to get violent, one little drop onto skin is enough to make someone recoil away from what they're cooking
I genuinely love watching these, they're pretty entertaining and relaxing to watch, even with John's chaotic nature, I feel that's what gives these kind of videos the charm
some tip when cooking bacon: before placing them in, make sure they are dry. the water in the bacon will boil, causing bubbles to form and pop, releasing hot oil and scalding yourself. you can also try to put the bacon away from u. As in laying the bacon outwards.
next video i challange my self to eat a 75 pound of bacon and if i didint finish them in 1 hour i will double the bacon and i have to finish them in 50 min
been awhile since i done this..
john
bakfist
alright
🦤
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John during 2019: Screaming and making arsenal and tower defense videos
John Now: Just cooking breakfast and living a normal life
and making stuff about his game
He has no enemies anymore
No he doesn't only cook breakfast he COOK
yes, because 17lbs of bacon is quite normal.
Truly a retired moment
6:10 OOH MY HANDS! Now grab this one..
Fr😂😂😂
6:11
@@Gman_T0Il3Tlegit no difference
gkmc pfp goes hard
Man I was going to say that
This is very good, it explains alot theories in the TDX lore
This is important lore
Eradicator is bacon John eat his whole kind that’s why he atack us
this needs to be checked by game theory
@@jeeby7117 nah ti needs to be checked by the top scientist with every degree and knows everything and learns everything in a second.
@@danfarainERASER CAT
1:15 LMAOO He looked around to see if anybody is suspicious of him getting so many bacons
The cashier person should think, wthh
@@Yuary but what if he used the self-checkout
@@puppuccino Then only the security guard at the entrance saw it 🤣
He also put a collection sound for whenever he got bacon so yea that’s also funny
@@Yuaryby then it would all be in bags so lol
plot twist this video is essential to official tdx lore
hmmm that would be interesting
Ty for this comment ill explain the lore in the comment
i wonder if calamity will calm down after eating John's food
I mean... why wouldn't it be?
@@marri0nz i think it will
3:27 john roblox is incredibly powerful, he can even get egg shells out of eggs with his hand first try
FR
This is so relaxing. Please make more videos of you cooking!
0:36 favorite part
W song
BRO THINKS HES ME 😭😭😭
@@chatterfox9304 are u scared of clowns
@@Brassinton_ace why would i be scared of you?
@@chatterfox9304 that's fucked up
0:56 imagine just going shopping and seeing someone with a camera on their head putting as much bacon as possible in their basket
fr
Lmao
Idk bout' you but i think he likes bacon
Fr
B a c o n
0% nudity
0% swearing
0% gore
100% john cooking
And a hint of apex predator
These cooking videos give me life. Exactly what I need.
''who needs safety''- John roblox.
"who needs you anyway safety is for loosers"
next frame
"gahhh!!"
-Is fearless of zombies, robots and literal demigods
-gets scared of oil splattering onto him
I don't blame him, cooking with oil is rather terrifying when it starts to get violent, one little drop onto skin is enough to make someone recoil away from what they're cooking
Hey hey hey, Strong men also got some side effects yk what i mean?
@@Steapotterhey,if its start splasing i would get my anti heat grandma to cook it
@@merymer906 Ahuck
bc the us would immediatley hunt him down cuz OILLL
This video gives me memories of that one video where John ate Dino nuggets. Probably the best John roblox video to this day
I genuinely love watching these, they're pretty entertaining and relaxing to watch, even with John's chaotic nature, I feel that's what gives these kind of videos the charm
7:39 bro screamed out of nowhere
oil
8:12 "goofy scream"
Ok
because when you're cooking with boiling water/oil it can sometimes pop right on your skin and it's hot asf
Blud has endless mode ptsd :skull:
ah yes, another chill cooking video. my favourite.
Yipe
@@Brassinton_ace*yippee*
@@HugoMaxLindahl *YIP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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0:02 that should be a whole movie alone 💀
been waiting for this type of video so long, thank you john.
I dunno why, but it is strangely fun to watch John Roblox, creator of TDX, cook an average breakfast.(besides the 17 pounds of bacon)
Protein :D
Light snack
and the 2 dozen eggs.
@@sunhohwang4884 light snack
@@AustinMurray0519is that your light snack?
John really is the type of guy to listen to his game’s ost while on the way to buy 17lbs of bacon
john using oil for bacon and a thermometer is just gold
1:00 i can agree with john it feels like a mission to grab stuff from the store lol
7:32 "thats sure is, alot of oil here"
Heavy tf2 transformation*
Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
@@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyerWeehe NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oil up lil bro
“Safety is for losers”
2 seconds later
“ÅÆAÂÆǍAÁÆÅĂ-“
@@MilkyBoysTheEnjoyerWeehe Oh... noo
This might actually be the best thing ive ever fucking laid my eyes on. Part 2 please.
YES part 2
This is actually part 3,the other vids he has done this is last year so just look deep enough to his channel and youll see it👍
hey bro just want to say keep the content going i been enjoying tdx but i would really want a favor if u would buff some expensive towers?
I always love when John cooks food, its so unexpected but also nice cause its in his POV and we get to see him irl
john boblox cooks food
Edit: this is the most likes i ever have
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT HIS YT NAME YOU MOTHER FUCKER
@@Drgaming-vt4xeGDILIVES
@@Drgaming-vt4xeDrmonke Is Angry
Eh cna ckoo godo :d
cohn foblox jooks bood
I would definetely vibe if the car radio started playing apex predator
it was though
some tip when cooking bacon: before placing them in, make sure they are dry. the water in the bacon will boil, causing bubbles to form and pop, releasing hot oil and scalding yourself. you can also try to put the bacon away from u. As in laying the bacon outwards.
i think of the burns like a trophy to carry around to show you don’t mess around in the kitchen
You don’t even need oil for bacon it has enough of its own
@@GYEEZY-GNatural oil
The cashier working the register was having a normal day, then they saw the legion of bacon sliding down the conveyor, slowly.
John please keep doing this it’s like so cool that a CZcamsr thats doing a game while making cooking videos is actually satisfying
John listening to tdx ost while driving is just such a power move
please keep making these i love em
The way you looked around while picking up so many bacons looked like your about to make a run for it
John roblox after fighting endless hordes of zombies:
we need more videos like this. bro literally make a frickin 2 hour video of this or smthb i would watch it
0:50 I cant with the gta money grabbing sound 😭😭
these vids r the only ones i watch, also you could feed the whole street with that much food?!
9:16 "MAKING BACON." - John Conagher, Team X 2.
Conagher slaughter house
NEXT UPDATE ENGINEER GAMING (source trust me bro)
Plot twist: This foreshadows johns ability to build mini turret around his house
"AUGHHHHHHHHHH MY HANDS!"
proceeds to go back to cooking with slightly burnt hands
I love your cooking vids please make more :D
I love your puppy can you make a vid about him
0:43 Man, John Roblox has good music taste of his own.
I was watching your tdx videos but dam, this is better
Tdx or cooking??
@@Brassinton_ace both are good in there own way
if you notice, the saiga and mpx (i think) are missing, and tdx has units that use those. Therefore irl john is canon
Please do this more I love these videos 🔥🔥🔥
BRO HES LITERALLY PLAYING TDX SOUNDTRACKS IN HIS CAR THAT IS SO COOL
little John tomfoolery here and there makes this channel perfect lol
You needa get the 2012 lego ARC trooper so you can be cool, like me!! :P
can't imagine how the clerk looked at you
10:40 "hot food" moment
that a lot for breakfast and ye it very hot
Maybe if its lunch
Literally looking at this makes me feel like a dad cooking a meal for 19 children…
LMAO
the return of my favourite series
Make more of these NOW you’re so funny with these.
This is what we subscribed for, John Roblox playing apex predator on his way to buy some eggs.
8:12 that scream got me
Can you do Mexican or different kind in the future?
Dear Mr. John Roblox, I believe the bottom tray of your Kitchen Aid dish rack is facing the wrong direction.
Love the content also when you were playing TC2 I was "sonicfan143"
He is creator of a Roblox game too
@@GenericName_. yea TDX
So This is the breakfast of an youtuber/roblox game dev
good to know john owns a camaro ss(i assume it's an ss because it sounds like a v8)
he should do a vlog on it
Stop cooking my family 😢
L
next video i challange my self to eat a 75 pound of bacon and if i didint finish them in 1 hour i will double the bacon and i have to finish them in 50 min
womp womp
womp womp
womp womp
finally a new cooking video from the king of tdx
This is truly a classical masterpiece.
As someone who watched this while eating breakfast, i am dissapointed in my food choices
john roblox's the type of guy to buy 12 packs of bacon
2:00 where’s the big leagues pan 😢?
Sacrificed.
Tdx lore is very deep......
John driving a camero surprisingly makes sense
2019 : oh he's cooking
2024 : oh he's cooking
We cooking with jhon with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
New tdx lore the commander of the GDA are driving to the supermarket until suddenly apex predator and revived plague doctor theme start playing
I love how he uses the gta 5 grab sound when he grabbed the bacon 😂
"I'll get on after i make my food" the food bro is making:
smallest john roblox breakfast
John cooking better than he cooking with the TDX updates
Blud was picking up that bacon like the diamond casino heist
"what did you eat for your breakfast"
"A whole cow"
6:10 we need that *ahhh my hands!" In the game 😂😂
That's actually a great idea
John Roblox could have made his own cooking channel. Edit: 12 eggs is kind of crazy ngl.
Wsg John I've been a supporter since 2019
Caseoh be like: light snack
i can finally watch more john roadblock cooking
3:47 Live HowToBasic reaction
This is Very crucial lore in TDX this is a piece of history
You should do a stream where you try cooking soup
[2:19] "I need some water." *drinks tapwater*
Ill do the same thing if I don't have water I'll just drink tap water if I have to
What’s wrong with tap water???
Uh the problem is tapwater is not clearly save from infections and its not recommended drinking it
@@invisible6531 No, The Ph and PPM of tapwater are good enough to consumption.
@@invisible6531 Guh, I’ve been drinking two water for the longest time 💀
1:35 TDX REFERENCE?
Yup from that one power up the cash one I think
@@jacobponce4491 it is
i want a long form video of what you do each day to eat, cause i want to try the John diet
6:50 very relatable.
btw the video is kkkool
8:22 bro went “nom nom nyam nyom yom :3”
John roblox would never do that :(
0:24 crazy car
when life truly is roblox but you made it work as in your work and your ballin
I've literally never watched this channel before. Gotta say. A good first impression.
9:37 it's crazy that John can say Tortillas correctly, btw are you secretly mexican? Maybe not because you put them in the microwave but still
He’s just a really respectful person to all humans.
3:25 i have that same tool
The supermarket employee watching me unvirgin the olive oil:
the fact that he said oh my hands and moved on like it was nothing is crazy!