Bodybuilder VS JAGERMACE Experiment *MOST DANGEROUS ITEM I'VE TESTED*

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  • čas přidán 17. 09. 2020
  • In this episode of Bodybuilder VS I do a damage test experiment with the Night Watchman Jagermace! This is definitely the most dangerous item I've tested but I wanted to find out if it is capable of damaging the world's strongest man Houston Jones and if it can it will earn my seal of approval as an effective self defense tool. As always though, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. We are trained professionals and this video is for educational/entertainment purposes only.
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  • @HoustonJones
    @HoustonJones  Před 3 lety +500

    Just remember you didn't see me bleed in this video, it was just red colored protein. Get this video to 25,000 LIKES and I'll get hit with a bullwhip next!
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    • @Broheeem
      @Broheeem Před 3 lety +16

      You need to run a mile in pepper spray soaked boxers

    • @ajsakura
      @ajsakura Před 3 lety +5

      Sure buddy just colored protein XD

    • @ajsakura
      @ajsakura Před 3 lety +2

      P.S. already shared ur vids with my friends

    • @carsonwiley9250
      @carsonwiley9250 Před 3 lety +2

      Hi I just subbed I'm new

    • @mickmak6306
      @mickmak6306 Před 3 lety +5

      Bro just skip all that other shit and get stung with a bullet ant 🐜💪😎.
      Love your channel the sacrifices you make for comedy are commendable ✅😂.

  • @tunerimpala5658
    @tunerimpala5658 Před 3 lety +1375

    I love how he acts like it hurts so that he doesn’t flex his invincibility

  • @Jakers95
    @Jakers95 Před 3 lety +909

    I love how Houston reduced his power so he didn't break the mace against his diamond skin.

  • @bigjimslim
    @bigjimslim Před 3 lety +293

    It’s literally just the Mace of Molag Bal from Skyrim

  • @Underground247
    @Underground247 Před 3 lety +229

    you are one of the few people i actually laugh out loud when i watch.

  • @laura-ou5cm
    @laura-ou5cm Před 3 lety +407

    This man does not live with his parents, his parents live with him

    • @bustinyanutz4195
      @bustinyanutz4195 Před 3 lety +7

      He bought his own place

    • @coladecker3792
      @coladecker3792 Před 3 lety +6

      @@bustinyanutz4195 whoooosh

    • @loganmenard9915
      @loganmenard9915 Před 3 lety +6

      bustin yanutz Yeah that thing flying over your head wasn’t a plane

    • @I_dont_want_an_id
      @I_dont_want_an_id Před 3 lety

      May this encourage your faith
      facebook.com/esther.chester77/videos/1029971633787995/
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  • @zhwillis5764
    @zhwillis5764 Před 3 lety +296

    Everyone: who’s blood is that?
    Houston: anyone’s but mine

  • @voltaire7297
    @voltaire7297 Před 3 lety +21

    Honestly these videos are great for showing just how resilient the human body really is, I totally thought someone getting hit full force with a mace like that to their unprotected quad wouldn’t be walking very well for awhile, he took it like a champ.

    • @Gatsu_Gambino
      @Gatsu_Gambino Před 2 lety +4

      Ummm... I guess that depends on who is swinging it.
      If it isn't a 6 foot tall 120 lbs dude swinging it it will do more damage

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Gatsu_Gambinothat isn't it. They are using hardened plastic mace, not steel. If he got hit by a steel mace, he would need to visit a hospital.

  • @emeraldchecker1477
    @emeraldchecker1477 Před 3 lety +53

    The amount of strange but hilarious tests that Houston does reminds me of Jackass

  • @stevesmith5883
    @stevesmith5883 Před 3 lety +103

    "Dude I found a mushroom", well to qoute Terry Pratchett, "every mushroom is edible, some only once.

  • @GeraldTheChampionOfEarth
    @GeraldTheChampionOfEarth Před 3 lety +190

    BRUH!! Houston, this was actually brutal, I can’t believe you’ve done this

  • @nxdynamic_yelo7883
    @nxdynamic_yelo7883 Před 3 lety +27

    7:47 Ladies and gentlemen we got em

  • @lilmeechi3808
    @lilmeechi3808 Před 3 lety +22

    7:36 he walked off and looked at god

  • @johnrambo1349
    @johnrambo1349 Před 3 lety +176

    I can't believe he made the mace bleed. That is one strong man. Probably the world's strongest man ever lived.

  • @rileymoxham8252
    @rileymoxham8252 Před 3 lety +66

    Housten’s leg dented the mace making it bleed.

  • @jakepat8603
    @jakepat8603 Před 3 lety +7

    The second he hit at 100 percent I got that bro to bro spiritual connection and immediately got the worst cramp of my life in my leg. I feel you brother.

  • @muhameddzin5149
    @muhameddzin5149 Před 3 lety +13

    8:34, „ou, there is a hole in my leg“ 😂

  • @juubiskerr
    @juubiskerr Před 3 lety +97

    *gets hit with mace... Slowly walks off* ”ow... Starting at the sun really hurts” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobbailey9974
    @jacobbailey9974 Před 3 lety +426

    Houston is the most durable material ever made. He is a god. No puny “mace” will do anything to his vibranium like skin.

    • @franciscovargas4192
      @franciscovargas4192 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s not vibranium he’s made out Thor’s hammer which is made of uru

    • @mannyom3213
      @mannyom3213 Před 3 lety

      Houston, is that you?

    • @meatman8867
      @meatman8867 Před 3 lety +3

      What do you mean, Houston’s flesh is made of Houston’s flesh. Vibranium wishes it was as strong as that material.

    • @2kwimp
      @2kwimp Před 3 lety +4

      Houston should kneel on rice

    • @dil_boi01
      @dil_boi01 Před 3 lety +1

      Houston is made of adamantium. Everyone needs to do their research

  • @nodatesape9124
    @nodatesape9124 Před rokem +1

    Still one of the best ouchie vids Houston's made. The ouchies, the sounds the jagermace makes when it donks him, its just wonderous.

  • @Crowgunk_
    @Crowgunk_ Před 3 lety +5

    3:48 the most intimidating run i have ever seen

  • @dhilankerai3585
    @dhilankerai3585 Před 3 lety +150

    We need an extreme pain gauntlet where you face off against all of the weapons you’ve collected over the years

  • @dangerdash4393
    @dangerdash4393 Před 3 lety +114

    "I'm a trained, professional idiot, and you're not".
    Me: *You underestimate my power!*

  • @bootybehemoth4966
    @bootybehemoth4966 Před 3 lety +5

    3:35
    Man fell like a side character getting one shot by the main villain in an anime.

  • @user-eh4xj4lm1p
    @user-eh4xj4lm1p Před 3 lety +83

    Damn honestly, I don’t wanna see you hurt yourself like this, this was a lot of damage. I’m just glad you’re okay.

    • @canopro7000
      @canopro7000 Před 2 lety +24

      must be talking to the mace

    • @st3v3h4py
      @st3v3h4py Před 2 lety +6

      Gonna be honest here, I often yell loudly at the screen to not do it or stop. Like I want to physically intervene to stop.
      PLZ do not tell anyone I have a conscience 😔

    • @canopro7000
      @canopro7000 Před 2 lety +2

      @@st3v3h4py Considering idk who you are, your secrets safe with me I guess?

    • @jimmygoet2477
      @jimmygoet2477 Před 2 lety

      it never hurts for him its like minecraft when you have a wooden sword and the other guy has full prop4 armor it just does not do anything

    • @kingsway731
      @kingsway731 Před 2 lety

      its sad that he's doing this to himself really. this isn't going to end well

  • @doi5451
    @doi5451 Před 3 lety +73

    Houston isnt hitting his leg for no reason, this is his daily hardening technique. He tenderized his flesh and muscle until it becomes harder than diamonds.

  • @laura-ou5cm
    @laura-ou5cm Před 3 lety +129

    They say this man taught superman to fly

  • @dlxpdah4498
    @dlxpdah4498 Před 3 lety +38

    12:57 when he threw that horse, I died.😂

  • @aced33
    @aced33 Před 3 lety +2

    It's nice to see a CZcamsr that reads their sub comments, or even pays attention to their fans, there's always more love than hate, great vids Jones, respect.

  • @01gtbdaily30
    @01gtbdaily30 Před 3 lety +56

    I’ve said this before and I give Houston permission to use this . Houston doesn’t bleed , as we all know the best defense is a solid offense . So Houston’s blood in an effort to defend him from attacking forces will actively leave his body to seek out what is hitting him to destroy it.

  • @brendancoyle1159
    @brendancoyle1159 Před 3 lety +38

    Imagine breaking into this house to see a half naked Superman wielding a mace. Death is inevitable

  • @backyardbiologist6468
    @backyardbiologist6468 Před 3 lety +1

    I love it how Houston absolutely blasts the microphone in half of every scene.

  • @MrFgmoney960
    @MrFgmoney960 Před 3 lety +1

    You are still my favourite semi professional action sports star right behind the car crash dummy in every vehicle test. That mace took a beating.

  • @mason11198
    @mason11198 Před 3 lety +54

    That mace is actually terrifying

  • @mackkuyper6373
    @mackkuyper6373 Před 3 lety +66

    12:56 sometimes I feel like Houston always has aimbot on.

  • @johnwarren153
    @johnwarren153 Před 3 lety +5

    Houston you're a maniac, I love it. Definitely look forward to all your videos. I'm definitely impressed with your durability. Wrestling, and jiu-jitsu skills are excellent as well.

  • @canadiancanucklehead8310

    “Hey Houston, what sound does a train make?”
    10:38

  • @robertharley7245
    @robertharley7245 Před 3 lety +32

    Thumbs up for Houston not making videos just over 8 minutes like most people now.

  • @kamenkira9324
    @kamenkira9324 Před 3 lety +117

    Houston: IT WON'T LEAVE A SINGLE MARK ON ME
    Everyone: yeah he's dead

  • @connercooper8680
    @connercooper8680 Před 2 lety +1

    This is awesome to know what kinda damage it will do I have the same mace looks painful as shit keep up the good work

  • @KenzieTrinityDeasy
    @KenzieTrinityDeasy Před 3 lety +4

    I know I’m late to this but GOD DAMN IT Houston, I’m in tears, I needed a good laugh, I had a terrible day at work. I live your content and your sacrifice.

  • @ollieamy8767
    @ollieamy8767 Před 3 lety +62

    Just a reminder dont forget about alcohol and bicycle

  • @lucas3252
    @lucas3252 Před 3 lety +22

    Already from the title I can tell it’s gonna be good video, now let’s go see the video

  • @joshy5245
    @joshy5245 Před 3 lety +10

    This guy is the true definition of
    “I’m here for good time, not a long time”

  • @Therealzenkouki
    @Therealzenkouki Před 3 lety +37

    This one actually had me rightfully concerned for houston's health

  • @stennloo7737
    @stennloo7737 Před 3 lety +27

    Houston was clearly holding back so the mace wouldn’t get embarrassed

  • @rubenortiz5105
    @rubenortiz5105 Před 3 lety +2

    The bell life called you out again 😁

  • @iskandardzulqarnain4170

    Your videos make my day. Thank you Houstan

  • @orbitthegalaxy3448
    @orbitthegalaxy3448 Před 3 lety +60

    “That’s where all the ketchup went not on his Winnie, on my leg” - Houston 2020 lol

  • @defaultzenabled4261
    @defaultzenabled4261 Před 3 lety +33

    I'd love to see you make a cardboard fort to try and stop a airsoft minigun

  • @corrupteddata8087
    @corrupteddata8087 Před 3 lety +5

    “Protein exit spots” lmfao

  • @mcgalaxy8543
    @mcgalaxy8543 Před 3 lety

    Can’t stop watching you thanks for going though all this for us

  • @domi.f900r
    @domi.f900r Před 3 lety +40

    Medieval Ages: existed
    Houston: Yes!

  • @iujadenn
    @iujadenn Před 3 lety +27

    “Is this the purge”
    😂😂😂

  • @Amayziiin
    @Amayziiin Před 10 měsíci

    The diving mace attack while screaming “For Jerusalem!” Was the best thing I’ve seen in my whole entire life.

  • @britishsteel35
    @britishsteel35 Před 3 lety

    Not had the time to watch much yt atm. Another great video👍

  • @Charle1950
    @Charle1950 Před 3 lety +69

    10:28 sounds wrong with your eyes closed

  • @data7170
    @data7170 Před 3 lety +17

    that look in his eyes when he started talking about using it as a cheese grater on his legs was when i realised hes a phyco path lol

  • @ShitBag91
    @ShitBag91 Před 3 lety +1

    Just found this channel while searching for Shoenice liquor slams. New favorite!

  • @drpatriotic239
    @drpatriotic239 Před 3 lety

    Thanks as always Houston. One of my more rare non sarcastic comments, you really go to extreme lengths to entertain us and I super appreciate it!

  • @dersollon8217
    @dersollon8217 Před 3 lety +12

    I love your costumes so much every time something new

  • @coolnate3472
    @coolnate3472 Před 3 lety +89

    How the h*ll does he heart every comment😂

    • @HoustonJones
      @HoustonJones  Před 3 lety +50

      It takes a lot of time...

    • @BearDown4Life
      @BearDown4Life Před 2 lety

      He doesn't he is lazy weak and a born again Michigonian.

  • @CrystaTiBoha
    @CrystaTiBoha Před 3 lety +2

    2:12 Every night when Houston is falling asleep holding onto Rem's dakimakura tightly, Mark is listening to the godly sound of Houston chewing as ASMR to help him sleep. 😌🥰😴

  • @less8347
    @less8347 Před 3 lety

    Love ur vids plz never stop

  • @brandoncolemire4220
    @brandoncolemire4220 Před 3 lety +5

    Houston killed it in this video. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. Quality content

  • @zamir8041
    @zamir8041 Před 3 lety +16

    Jones: I'm the hardest thing alive!
    *every male teenager* : You dare oppose me, mortal?

  • @alexbaker6069
    @alexbaker6069 Před 2 lety

    As being a fellow Michigander, soon home on leave, I’d love nothing more than a simple pain tolerance/ shit talk contest. Love the content.

  • @LilSkimp
    @LilSkimp Před 2 lety

    These dudes all funny af 🤣🤣 gotta be one of the best channels I follow and the absolute best for pain. So many classics. Houston donated his body to science while still living 🐐🐐🐐

  • @austynkozak4073
    @austynkozak4073 Před 3 lety +12

    When he threw the horse like a tomahawk, I nearly died laughing

  • @DavidfowlerJr
    @DavidfowlerJr Před 3 lety +15

    Houston Jones Vs Padlock in a sock
    Please like it so he will finally do it lol

  • @Tactical666
    @Tactical666 Před 3 lety

    I salute you any man that can take that pain and not have a single water drop in his eye is tuff

  • @f2pgamingcastleclashmore119

    12:38 that's what everyone is here for. You're welcome. I wish more viewers of this channel were this supportive of others.

  • @xiiivalentine5297
    @xiiivalentine5297 Před 3 lety +20

    Houston is so crazy, he's crossed over to the furry side.

  • @GBLunar
    @GBLunar Před 3 lety +20

    When 75% happened I had severe anxiety

  • @shawnbaker3245
    @shawnbaker3245 Před 3 lety

    Holy crap!!! That thing looks ridiculous. Id have to bow out. Houston is the freaking man!!!

  • @ChinlessNoKnees
    @ChinlessNoKnees Před 3 lety

    Yo Houston. YO.
    Hope you're doing good, vids are awesome!

  • @baast5841
    @baast5841 Před 3 lety +6

    Seeing H bones charge at the camera with the mace above his head screaming, is genuinely terrifying

  • @gaz0463
    @gaz0463 Před 3 lety +39

    I don’t think anyone takes pain like HJ. Maybe Justin Bell comes real close though. Maybe another collaboration to really be sure?

  • @tomastylecek7209
    @tomastylecek7209 Před 3 lety

    the comedy is getting so awesome, love it

  • @roomiercomic9082
    @roomiercomic9082 Před 3 lety +1

    3:41 this is like Skyrim when you get found 😂🤣

  • @cameronbartlett856
    @cameronbartlett856 Před 3 lety +3

    10:37 Ooo juu juu! XD

  • @glonavyglockz6959
    @glonavyglockz6959 Před 3 lety +10

    Dude why dont you get the views you deserve 🤦🏻‍♂️within hours man u put so much hard word and dedication into these videos youtube needs to put you on trending 🙌🏼fr hard work pays off hard work beats talent any day but if your talented and work hard its hard to be beat💪🏼

  • @garrettc9289
    @garrettc9289 Před 3 lety +3

    The Bell Life just challenged the immortal one! You must conquer them again!

  • @donovanprice8140
    @donovanprice8140 Před 3 lety +2

    You can take the pain! Much respect!

  • @Sinsco
    @Sinsco Před 3 lety +8

    12:54 holy shit that aim

  • @katleho366gmail
    @katleho366gmail Před 3 lety +5

    7:44.... FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT

  • @Tayloradams518
    @Tayloradams518 Před rokem +1

    Thanks for keeping me alive while I’m sick h bones. You guys are the funniest on you tube

  • @CRoo418
    @CRoo418 Před 3 lety +2

    houston remember all jokes aside you are still human and there is nothing wrong with taking breaks from videos or making a different video every once in a while. love the chanel btw lol

  • @GeorgexForeman
    @GeorgexForeman Před 3 lety +2

    You’re a very strong Houston Jones keep up the good work sorry that you too was Age restricting your videos love you

  • @Donny229
    @Donny229 Před 3 lety +12

    This is the Housten way to break your muscle fibers for the maximum growth after leg day

  • @gsnyder1550
    @gsnyder1550 Před 3 lety +4

    No average human could even take half the pain Huston goes through

  • @scottmarlow6018
    @scottmarlow6018 Před 3 lety

    Dude, I would love to see you on Master Ken's channel. Your comedy is hysterical. That needs to happen!

  • @LiGTY
    @LiGTY Před 2 lety +1

    houston: ive learned a lot and...its that (an ad saying warning blood and gore)
    me laughing my ahh off xd

  • @henleekleckner5619
    @henleekleckner5619 Před 3 lety +15

    He didn't do his deep squats thats why the Jagermace even did the slightest bit of damage. A.K.A: white weightlifter gets Penetrated by a long black thing.

  • @corywithaynoe
    @corywithaynoe Před 3 lety +5

    Omg! That pumpkin pie was hilarious!!! 😂

  • @skarhand8041
    @skarhand8041 Před 3 lety +1

    The whole video: clean
    The part my mum walks in on: 5:28

  • @quacknation2285
    @quacknation2285 Před 3 lety +3

    13:46 what do you mean as you can see I don't see anything out of thy ordinary

  • @kyleanderson1435
    @kyleanderson1435 Před 3 lety +13

    Do the One Punch Man exercise routine times 10. Otherwise we will have to question your title as strongest and hardest.

  • @shyloscharn
    @shyloscharn Před 3 lety +4

    Ah, yes, Houston "The crusader" Jones

  • @loopdigga8061
    @loopdigga8061 Před 2 lety

    you are actually so entertaining