Clara's Disturbing Egg Rant. [Phase Connect]
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- I actually don't know how she even managed to rant about this for 20+ minutes, but by the gods I really need sleep for internship.
If you want to see it for yourself, click the VOD link down below at exactly 1:05:22. Good luck out there.
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It's very clear from this clip that Clara didn't have a high grade in biology. It's also clear that sanity was one of the many things she left behind to be our UwU Apple Princess.
clearly some of those eggs came out a little cracked.
She's completely correct. This is why thorough teratological studies need to span two generations from exposure: seemingly healthy offspring could be subtly damaged in many ways which prevent them from successfully reproducing, and the female gametes are of specific concern.
Induction of second-generation sterility is/was being investigated as a more effective method of mosquito control than just releasing sterilized males, but it's a far more complicated feat than merely irradiating them, and I think it has been supplanted by an even more effective GMO method which specifically kills female offspring of the mutants, creating subsequent generations of male terminators until a population is exterminated.
@@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism How is she completely correct? A foetus’ gender would not be determined till after the trimester for the differentiation to an ovary or testes, so how does one even get ‘grandmother’s eggs’?
@@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism no she is not completely correct, you don't even need to know biology but just have some vague understanding of how space and time work. One sperm fertilizes one egg to create a zygote- how would there be room for "all the eggs" to be inside of a single egg, this literally does not make any sense. Do all the other eggs also have every single egg inside them? Is there some sort of extradimensional space inside cooch that is able to store more mass inside of less matter? This is an absolutely wild take and I'm staggered to see someone trying to argue that it's 'completely correct' lol
@@Phoenix0F8 You are describing a TARDIS cooch and that is beautifully cursed.
MINIMUM WAGE FOR MY GRANDMA
So true oomfie
I think the reason you're standing up for grandma so much is because you're feeling the years getting to you... one day, you'll be the grandma 😨
WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY SINGLE CLIP COMMENT SECTION ABOUT YOURSELF
I love watching clips like this between client calls. It's like a brain reset button that forces me to forget everything i was doing, so now i can focus on what's coming up.
@kaminariclara Your argument stands. By the logic presented your genes are from grandma, your eggs are from your mom. Your daughter would get your mother's genes and your eggs.
Stands up, walks to bed, picks up pillow, screams into pillow, sits back down.
Every single time I think to myself "this is the absolutely strangest thing I've heard Clara say" I'm immediately proven wrong within 24 hours
Well done Clara, you continue to outdo yourself
Lesson learned, NEVER let Clara play lobotomy corp or dialogue rich games.... Her brains goes to places humankind never explored.
She absorbs the brainpower of the viewers she lobotomises with her rants.
@@Kelpie-sb5biNah bro, she is pretty much the Abnormality CENSORED
Constant Black(Physical + Mental) Damage
I'm only a minute in and Clara is using more mental gymnastics than a gold medal Olympian
not even 30 sec in and the mental gymnastics i need to do to follow her mental gymnastics already exceeds my brain capacity
look it was SO bad. she dropped it at some point but kept picking it back up every now and then despite us *BEGGING* her to let it go and move on, she had JUST gotten off the tutorial and was still in the first cutscene of the first level. genuine psychic damage
This is why I ended the video the way I did it. I literally had work to get up for today.
Taking Black damage with this one
.....After watching this clip, Can we all just take a quick moment to soak up the fact that Airi somehow managed to score higher on the 'tism test than Clara did? Man, that's gotta hurt.
She's perfect.
I understand what she means. She's saying that since you come from an egg that was apart of your mom, and since your grandma created your mom, that means your grandma technically created the egg that created you because she created your mom.
I do not like having the image of a woman's reproductive system as a stove.
Yeah, all the people just bashing on Clara without a second thought are clearly the ones who, one, don't know jack shit about biology, and two, couldn't decipher her aimless rambling. To be fair, that second one is a little forgivable, though not completely since the human brain specializes in pattern recognition.
Anyway, she's only half right, but still kind of right. The egg that would one day become her (Clara), was already present at about 5 months of her mother existing within her own mother (grandmother). So, it was only half of her (Clara), because the egg is only half the genetic code, that had been cooking for whatever years her mom was when she had her (Clara).
@@LyaksandraBI think it can summarised with the statement, of which was said incompletely and in passing near the start of the clip: A female is born with *almost* all eggs she will have in her lifetime. But the part about the grandmother is inaccurate as you implied with ‘half correct’. I do not know where she drew the causation of her birth to her grandmother which has an never ending slippery slope
if that's what she meant she phrased it pretty incomprehensibly
Clara... 😑 IDK WTF is partying inside her head any more. It's not even brain cells at this point 😑
It's all fruit stimming in there, all the time.
Man this sounds like one fucked up omelet
"And that's why there's such a thing as generational trauma"
You just gave me generational trauma Clara.
This video is 100% true. A woman is born with all her eggs. But how did the eggs get there? Eldritch portals.
Still better than Shiina’s egg stories.
oh god there's worse than this?
@@coldacid ... yes.
I'm going to have to find that now
@@toawing Shiina’s food atrocities of the world stream.
@@toawing Near the end.
Good luck and good work with that internship, man.
I get it though. If Grandma is making the baby and the baby is developing the eggs as a result of her efforts, it might as well be considered Grandma's cooking effort. Nothing occurs without Grandma.
Give her a few more months, and Clara might top the "Peppeloni" speech. That is, if Cwawa doesn't go in a darker direction...
See this is why Cwawa is the better one.
She's doesn't even question it and moves on 😏🤣😆
Ok i understand what shes trying to say.
Her grandma contained eggs which contained the egg that was chosen to be her mom. While Clara’s mom was in her grandmas womb (roughly 2nd -3rd trimester), the fetus would contain all the eggs she would have for the rest of her life, incl the egg that would be eventually become clara. But for that to happen the grandma egg has to be fertilized
Yeah and so would her mother's egg. And for Clara's specifically her mother had to be off her meds while Clara was being made because otherwise Sakana would never find the right psych ward at the right time.
This. A lot of people didn't get it at all and proceeded to bash her. Though to be fair she's only half right, since, as you said, the egg is only half the genetic code, so only half of Clara had been cooking for whatever years, not her entire self.
This was the consensus on women eggs question, but this information is outdated since... ¿2012? We actually discovered that women do grow _some_ eggs from ground zero
@@IkkebottExpirsonmr president, they hit the second ovarie
So ClaraEgg was never in her grandma's womb directly iright? ClaraEgg started existing when her mom was conceived right?
Ive been dreading this clip
She said the egg thing wrong in the beginning, but after fixing it she's right about the eggs, but wrong about the gene implications.
Her mind is truly an enigma
Clara...
I want to hug this ~~poor poor~~ blessed woman
Clara has been cooking for so long that her brain has become hard boiled.
It took me a long time to realize that she meant that your mom has all the oocytes she will ever have before she's born, including the oocyte that becomes you.
Clara seems to not really understand the process of...
Child birth.
Or maybe Cwawaa is just the dominant personality in secret with how out there her logic is..
this might be the one thing that is longer than a DBZ fight
It took me longer than I care to admit before I understood the absolute silliness of this "my eggs came from grandma" argument 😂
Many times, Clara is learning things as she is saying them out loud, often apropos of nothing.
Clara wasn't cooked, she was microwaved
best of luck brother
Good luck with your internship. 😉 👍
I don't know whether to wish you luck for your internship or curse you for bringing this to my attention.
Makes sense to me.
“I’ve been cooking”
No no, throw this one back. This one is overdone. Cooked right to charcoal
Yes, but Clara. Those eggs need to be fertilized and incubated before they become a person. Unfertilized eggs are half a person at most.
No no, they're precisely half a person. Thing is, she isn't as wrong as people are making her to be, calling her dumb and stuff. She's kind of right.
If I throw peppers and onions and spices into a pan and start cooking them, but haven't added the sausage yet, am I or am I not cooking sausage and peppers?
Cooking involves all the steps, not only the final steps.
When you leave out the "Egg Rant", you have a title for every Clara content. :D
Perfect thumbnail
Thanks! After completing the clip, though, I actually wished I had gone with a padded room + straight jacket idea...
Clara is overcooked.
Clara's 🧩 score of 142 on full display
Aphids do have something like that, female ones basically clone themselves.
And the clones have clones developing that have clones developing inside them.
Watching her streams at 2am makes sense. That's around the time the weird ideas are found.
as soon as she figures out how to turn the stove on im sure she will be cooking
omg, she right tho
eggs since birth, meaning the lucky egg that became her was created by grandma and grandpa making her mother and mother's eggs
So grandma had 15-20 year old eggs that was her mom, had her mother which had 20-30 year old eggs that made her
so her mother making her also made her eggs that will be her future kids. . . that she might have around 40-60 years old. . . . . .
all of this discussion is completely academic because Clara has no eggs left anyway
To be honest, she starts off with the "egg in an egg" which is not true and maybe that's why people are sceptical? Eventually she gets at least some understanding though, since the fetus produces eggs while in womb (since she is born with them) so there is a moment when the fetus has all eggs while it is still in womb.
Whether you can call it grandma cooking is up to a debate but she is not wrong, at least not entirely so.
That one guy was hella wrong though at least XD
No your mom doesn't make her own eggs when she preggers with you XD
im here waiting for clara to respond in a unhinged way
the most crucial mistake we made as a species was letting women cook
0:26 at this moment she was looking for the stupidest thing to say
This apple princess is so unhinged
I was there.
It was very disturbing.
LOB CORP LETS FUCKING GOOO
Need to scream louder to her since she didnt even touch Day 4 💀
Only Rie in Phase who managed to get VERY far in the game
nice intro bro.
Don't care, they can fix us as long we are together
I'm not sure which is more appalling, her lack of grasp of basic biology or her Loki obsession.
It’s a good thing she’s cute
and funny?
@@CptSourcebird bit of a stretch. Let’s keep it at cute
Can we get the inmate pictures as Screensavers?
Lobotomy Connect
Someone dropped out of middleschool...
Less fruit stimming more biology classes
You gotta ban cellphones during class, bro 💀
I think I lost my last braincell...
too much Enkephalin makes you hear voices
We distorting hard with this one
How did her audience holding up to this?
How is this channel clipper holding up to this?
How could anyone hold up to this?
I already had high functioning 'tism, I could tank making this even if it mentally damaged me.
Confirms she’s not just an oshi but an oshiiiiiiiiit
I get what she’s saying,
she’s trying to justify that all the eggs comes from 1 source,
grandma had the chromosomes, not the egg, mom had half the egg and dad had the other half.
No. Grandma has her own eggs. The grandma technically has the eggs of the mother inside her while the mother is developing in the grandmother's womb. One of those eggs becomes the daughter.
The father has no eggs.
nah, let her cook
So...Clara's family tree is a stump?
Yeah she’s cooked(derogatory) alright
It would be better if she said pre heated.
Not clarnderstandable.
....What...?
Yes.
wat
What is she yapping about
Autism test results holding up
Someone slept trough Biology lessons
there are real conditions and phenomenons that she could be referring to, but I'm like 100% sure she has no idea what chimerism is so I'm pretty sure she's just confused. very confused
No she's just saying that her grandma gave birth to her mom, which is correct. So her grandma should get some credit for making her.
Oh my god.
Imagine if Clara understood how germ and somatic cells work..
I've read about the idea of nested eggs(?) as some kind of a long obsolete biological hypothesis. I can't remember how it was called tho. Clara might have mistaken this for an actual explanation of how babies are made
I feel like I'm hearing another crazy premise for a Parasite Eve-adjacent game.... Clara tangents are wild
At first i thought she just got confused between eggs and genetics.
This got way worse
First I thought the implication was Clara was a test tube baby. But no, she just doesn't know how zygotes work. Our princess completely missed out on biology class.
I really like when vtubers are genuinely dumb , it really adds to the entertainment .. uwu apple princess
Not really, go read some other comments. While she isn't entirely right, what she's saying makes sense. Or, half sense, as you'll see if you read other comments.
Conservatives, this is what happens when you don't allow biology and sex ed in schools. Don't be like Clara! 🤣
(ok tho for real, it's not her fault but it is REALLY funny)