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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 11. 09. 2021
- What an eggcelent video
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something to watch while servers are down :) we used well sourced free range eggs so no chickens were harmed for this video
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To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
Egg
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First
this is the most fun Iâve ever had ever
It looked fun you know just yeeting eggs
hi
If you see this your a goat
69
COOL!!!
Can we just take a minute to give Lannan the respect he deserves. Also the fact that Ilsa just doesn't care that she is putting her boyfriend through absolute torture and that shower for Lannan at the end must be the most beautiful thing he's seen all day, along side his relationship slowly deterating infront of him.
All I gotta say is 4:31
@@_-HIM-_ đđđ we dont talk about that
She's not even smiling for half the eggs but you can still tell she's enjoying it
Yeah 4:31
âI covered my entire office in protective equipmentâ
*puts a sheet over an office chair*
*LAZARBEAM = CZcams G/\RBAGE*
*I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
@@lightbreaker6875 don't ever did lazer beam again u nerd
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Among us is dead
@@lightbreaker6875 your videos are as good as a shit you donât know is there and only smells when you step on it
not even 69 eggs.. wow lannan i cant believe you
I love u Mau daddy
Letâs be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Letâs be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Seeing everyone quit Fortnite for Roblox makes me happy
Discrase
Lannan: Gets 68 eggs cracked on his head
Egg Farmers: Are we a joke to you?
"I just pulled greatness, out of my back side." - the Beam.
âLazarbeam suffering is a popular thing on this channel.â A wise man a wise quote.
"Lazar beam suffering has always been a very popular series" was this the quote you tried and failed to quote correctly
We have the same profile picture
I like how he stops the madness and just says that was a sadness fart
I sow this video 1 minute after it was uploaded on my phoneđ€Ș
Ye
How dare you have the same username as me
the way ilsa's face looked after lannan asked for a hug was priceless.
Itâs astonishing how good she is at cracking eggs on him đđđđŒ
4:31
Everyone: NEW FORTNITE EVENT!!
Lannan: egg
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
I hope LazarBeam gives up Fortnite and makes the full switch to Roblox.
So true
Imagine at the end he notices that he wasn't recording the whole time
The Fortnite creators deserve to be in jail.
That would be the biggest Bruh
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 Reason?
ah sh here we go again
@@Mrkittycat847 Don't ask him for reason just report his comment for spam and move on
parts of lazarbeam using the
"Content Aware Scale" in some videos are funny
lazarbeam videos always make me laugh. thanks for making the best content there is Mr. beam
4:31
Their shower drain after this video: *Thicc*
pls no
No
Peter is *Thicc*
No fu
@@RAZEERMITA I am hurt
Ilsa the next day: "You want omlettes?"
Lannan: ...
Yea I don't wanna see any eggs for atleast a year
Lannan : 10:06
That better not be off lannans t-shirt from yesterday
Bruh 384 likes wtf
Aaaaand here come the bots
âThat was a sadness fartâ lazarbeam 2021
legends say after nearly 3 years later lannan has not fully recovered from this.
I can see the vegan teacher reacting to this in horror
Oh g o d
I can't wait
lol
Lol
Hens: I will lay eggs to increase the population of my kind
Lazerbeam: We don't do that here
Chicken eggs go brrrrrr
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there,.
@@slosandwich7287 idiot no
F A K S
@Dr. Hofnarr I agree 2 AâS
Imagine how big an omelette we could have made with those eggs
This was in my opinion this was the peak of the LazarBeam hair paradox
Lannan: "you're a witch"
Ilsa: "do u wanna see heaven a bit early?"
Loll
Aye Wasup yâall itâs my dream to become a successful youtuber and I would really appreciate a sub if youâre willing. Hope yâall have a great week and remember to never give up in life because you can accomplish your goalsđ€
"a bit" sounds like he still goin' to heaven early
âI just pulled greatness, out of my back sideâ - the beam đ
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
RYAN YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BESTđ„đ„đ
@@dufinscuffs265 LITERALLY, all his comments say underated đđ
@Bruh Bruh Shut
The beam
Lazarbeam - The man that caused inflation on eggs
27 year old Lazarbeam screaming and playing fortnite as his girlfriend dumps raw eggs on his head. Truly a brilliant time of his life.
Lazarbeam: âThatâs protein, thatâs power.â
Me: THATS SALMONELLA
same
Thatâs raw chicken, if theyâre good eggs theyâre safe to eat raw
@@wyattclapp5384 you're right and you're wrong you can still get salmonella but there's a low chance of that
nooob
@@wyattclapp5384 you can still get salmonella from raw eggs.
that shower must have been one of the best showers of his life tho
true
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
So true lol
@@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 why the fuck you gotta compare games huh? and for your kiddish little soul go check the player counts of all games tomorrow
agreed
The amount of suffering Lazarbeam went through to create this video I respect. â
remember 100 family's breakfast is not wasted
âI remember a time when lazarbeam uploaded everydayâ
âOk grandma, letâs get you back to the nursing home.â
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
ahahahaha
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 listen here u little..
Wow, same spammers
yep
The look of pure joy in Ilsa's eyes whenever she gets to crack an egg on Lannan's head is oddly amusing
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Yeah nice promotion, but usually only people with terrible content will make an act like this
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T đ, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
@@bruh6687 Bruh shut up and make actual content
i just like to see people be in pain :)
We got raging, we got crying, we got sharts. What more could we have asked for?
Eggs?
8:56 IT IS A DIPOLODOCULUISSSS!!!!!!!!!
When Lazar stops at 68 eggs: My disappointment is unimaginable and my day is ruined.
*immeasurable
You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.
LazarBeam is more entertainment when he plays Roblox instead of Fortnite.
istgg
* my disappointment is *immeasurable* and my day is ruined
Chicken Little: "mum, where do humans take our eggs?"
Mom:
Epic
Lol
XD
Y E S
lol
I love how ilsa is just having the time of her life
Eggphobia. Extreme Fear of Eggs. Unfortunately, our dear lazarbeam contracted this disease in the filming of this video. He is forever changed. RIP :(
lannan: "i can feel it in my belly button"
me: are you talking about the win or the egg?
I read this at the same time he said it like bruh
I can tell Lazar is loving it :)
No chickens were harmed in the making of this video
never thought weâd be enjoying eggs being smashed on lazarbeam, what a weird time weâre living inâŠ
Lol I wanna see ilsa get egged
@@mehdidaboss673 haha!
Lannan took so long on the crawling one, that the yolks on his face started to dry up lol
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T đ, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
No
Her before this blows up
@@bruh6687 says the one with 400 subs compared to over 20 mil
@@bruh6687 damn ur content so bad I went to dislike and delete history
My favourite part about this is just watching my favourite CZcamsr get suffocated by eggs
i love how gentle ilsa is, i mean if it was me i would be peggin em at him
We need a video of all the deaths in the door room to see how creative they were. Even if it is on the second channel
Considering how long he spends knocked playing with fresh, you'd think he'd be better at crawling
LOL
LMFAOOOOO
literally you would expect him to be better at crawling maybe thats why the creator created the map
the third map
that one there was a violation
The eggs used in this video would be worth millions now
Lazarbeam should be an Australian legend. Infact a world legend. Keep up the good work man!
The pure joy on ilsa 's face is just gold
*LAZARBEAM = CZcams G/\RBAGE*
*I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
All of the people above me are bots
@@fnaflover42 yeah lol
the way ilsa just piles the eggs on lannan's head like she doesnât care is just so entertaining and hilarious
"I can feel it in my belly button!"
âThat was a sadness fartâ was Hilarious
Whenever Lazar says no worries it brings me back⊠âno wucking forries*
Lanonâs blood pressure was so high the eggs started cooking đđđ
To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there.,
Um, maybe u can like stop begging for people to subscribe to u
@@slosandwich7287 no fortnite kid
Just imagine how good the shower must have felt once the video was over.
Some say heâs still in the shower till this day
@@egizikid lol
Lmao dude a bot copied your comment and replied to me under my comment. Goddamn these bots are stupid.
@@thekangaroo1880 I just checked, I had no idea bots copied comments!
@@fattyyasses same
Those eggs have you some real "raw" power
I think that was the worst joke I ever made
Boooooooooo
@@ljeancoffman ik I hate myself too
The delay of him reacting to his fart was funny af
Bruh, I can just see Lazar going to the doctor and the doctor just being like, âHow the heck did you get so much salmonella?!â
Lazar can finally say he is "cracked" at the game
Letâs be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
BOOOOOOOOO
That chicken's working overtime..
Me at the grocery store wondering why the egg aisle is empty
U are within yeeting distance
Anyone wasting eggs: *Angry people riot*
LazarBeam wasting eggs: "I'll allow it"
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
HowToBasic
@Bruh Bruh says the one with 428 subs
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 roblox is the worse lmao
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 For the a millionth time Stop HATING on people that play games you don't like.
I love how Ilsa was actually cracking eggs in his headđ
In?
@ÉȘ áŽáŽ áŽáŽáŽ ÉȘÉŽÊÊ I love u so much I wish u have a great day
*LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T đ, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Ilsa's turn to get egged
Can we talk about how we were one egg away from greatness?
I like the dramatic reveal to him, saying that your girlfriend will crack eggs on your head
This is one of the best videos heâs posted in a while, itâs nice to have old Lazar back
Letâs be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
And soon season 8
My dream is it hit 1K. Iâm so close Iâll get a Ps5. Help me out.
L replies
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 god no, after the bullshit you have said in the comments, you don't even deserve an N64
Lannan gets hit with an egg: "Ow that hurt"
Ilsa: "Oh sorry"
*HITS THE SAME SPOT*
I like how when he playing the death runs the music is intense but once the cracking egg part it's just fun music
Lazarbeam ruining chickens dreams of having a good life.
*Ilsa breaking eggs with 1 hand*
Ilsa: iam built different
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
these bots are having conversations now?
@@brandoncamacho1868 idk they are upgraded now XD
Free guy was dope as hell. It would have just been funny if you beat ninja in the game for redemption for rock, paper, sizers. đ€Łđ
*Scissors
I'm sorry I had to do itđ€Ł
@@rileykilzer7498 respect
Sizers
@@rileykilzer7498 it is literally spelt cizzors
@@rileykilzer7498 his name is cizzors
I love how Ilsa is just sitting by Lannan with a big ol smile on her face.
I wonder if Lannan still smells like egg to this day. Absolutely great video, thanks for the awesome content.
Fortnite New Season -
Every CZcamsr: " OH MY GOD KEVIN RETURNS NEW SEASON STRANGER THINGS"
LazarBeam: Fail = Smash Egg
so true
"I just pulled greatness, out of my backside"
-the beam
imagine how many omlets you can make with those many eggs
Lazer beam master of yeets and eggs
Itâs always holiday when LazarBeam upload
Hello Hecker, I Love Your Videosâ€ïž
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 stfu
Fortnite is so boring. Play a real game like Roblox.
Hi heckler
I'm unironically worried Lazar will die from this idea đĄ đ„ đ
Can i get 2.5k before 2022?
@@YoMateo. no
@@YoMateo. stfu your also doing it we both are actually involved in this đ đ
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
@@YoMateo. ironic
(Airplane flies over) "Hey what's that guy doing?" LazarBeam: "Help Me I'm being egged."
Bud is gonna have brain damage after all those eggs
âHas 68 eggs upon his headâ
âWE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS, WE WERE T H I S C L O S E!!!!!!â
I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!
Yeah we were so close
Dude grow up
Imagine how pissed that vegan teacher is right now đđ€Łđđ€Ł
Thought the same thing while watching đ€Łđ€Ł
She gets what she deservesđđđ
If you stood in a hot pan you would turn into a big scrambled egg
I wonder what their neighbors think when they see him being pelted by eggs
I love how Ilsa takes her sweet time with the eggs
Its called a girlfriend
Me tođđđ
Haha
Vegan teacher: YOUR KILLING BABY CHICKENS
Youâre*
Lazer, the vegan killer
I wanna see the vegan teacher just react to this.
I could be wrong but not all eggs turn into chicken. They need to be fertilised.
Me watching Lazarbeam rage â this is where the good stuff is on the internetâ
I think we all know that Lazer always keeps ups laughing
Imagine looking over the fence and seeing a man getting like 30 eggs slapped on him
Lannan: âNot my fault. Two deaths YEET YEET.
Ilsa: âbut you touched it in the end.
Lannan: Not my fault itâs broken đđ
My dream is to hit 1K. When I do Iâll get a Ps5.
Letâs be honest here. Fortnite sucks and it will factually never be a good game like Roblox.
Bruh
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 hey bud, think you used the wrong bot account lol
Imagine being one of the chicken that lay those eggs and expecting them to grow up into big healthy chickens but instead this happens to them
Is it just me or does lazar have the same backyard as âI did a thingâ
This video is eggcellent
LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.
To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....
LazarBeam is boring when he plays Fortnite. He will be entertaining when he plays Roblox.
I uploaded my Face Reveal.....
@@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 someone has an ego that isnât accurate to real life
No one: the vegan teacher â You wasted so many Babies that could of had livesđĄ.â LOL
ik lol
ayo vegan teacher you cant bring them back to life
Letâs just think of all the things he has done for us!
Lannan: show me what them hands can do
Ilsa: Cracks almost 70 eggs
If anyoneâs confused about him being able to play during the season 8 countdown he record this before the end of season 7
I think everyone knew
Ok
exactly
We knew buddy but thanks for the info
@@bussybraylon1163 yes