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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 11. 09. 2021
  • What an eggcelent video
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  • @LazarBeam
    @LazarBeam  Pƙed 2 lety +13911

    something to watch while servers are down :) we used well sourced free range eggs so no chickens were harmed for this video

  • @ilsa
    @ilsa Pƙed 2 lety +16198

    this is the most fun I’ve ever had ever

  • @JamesBlain-wb8zv
    @JamesBlain-wb8zv Pƙed rokem +75

    Can we just take a minute to give Lannan the respect he deserves. Also the fact that Ilsa just doesn't care that she is putting her boyfriend through absolute torture and that shower for Lannan at the end must be the most beautiful thing he's seen all day, along side his relationship slowly deterating infront of him.

    • @_-HIM-_
      @_-HIM-_ Pƙed rokem

      All I gotta say is 4:31

    • @ayaan2009
      @ayaan2009 Pƙed rokem

      @@_-HIM-_ 😂😂😂 we dont talk about that

  • @brohen
    @brohen Pƙed 2 lety +35

    She's not even smiling for half the eggs but you can still tell she's enjoying it

  • @MyHiddenWrld
    @MyHiddenWrld Pƙed 2 lety +579

    “I covered my entire office in protective equipment”
    *puts a sheet over an office chair*

    • @lightbreaker6875
      @lightbreaker6875 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      *LAZARBEAM = CZcams G/\RBAGE*
      *I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*

    • @lilblackmemez5794
      @lilblackmemez5794 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@lightbreaker6875 don't ever did lazer beam again u nerd

    • @amongus8975
      @amongus8975 Pƙed 2 lety

      I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!

    • @xxn8ivgam3rxx57
      @xxn8ivgam3rxx57 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Among us is dead

    • @meganbrown574
      @meganbrown574 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@lightbreaker6875 your videos are as good as a shit you don’t know is there and only smells when you step on it

  • @mau69
    @mau69 Pƙed 2 lety +5825

    not even 69 eggs.. wow lannan i cant believe you

  • @ZeroSir
    @ZeroSir Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +6

    Lannan: Gets 68 eggs cracked on his head
    Egg Farmers: Are we a joke to you?

  • @eddiej1543
    @eddiej1543 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +6

    "I just pulled greatness, out of my back side." - the Beam.

  • @jackwilson5305
    @jackwilson5305 Pƙed 2 lety +193

    “Lazarbeam suffering is a popular thing on this channel.” A wise man a wise quote.

    • @craigbaker593
      @craigbaker593 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      "Lazar beam suffering has always been a very popular series" was this the quote you tried and failed to quote correctly

    • @ElectricPeaGaming2
      @ElectricPeaGaming2 Pƙed rokem

      We have the same profile picture

  • @ahyesrandomvideodump
    @ahyesrandomvideodump Pƙed 2 lety +445

    I like how he stops the madness and just says that was a sadness fart

    • @thethree6056
      @thethree6056 Pƙed 2 lety

      I sow this video 1 minute after it was uploaded on my phoneđŸ€Ș

    • @maxwell3075
      @maxwell3075 Pƙed 2 lety

      Ye

    • @abstrakt7190
      @abstrakt7190 Pƙed 2 lety

      How dare you have the same username as me

  • @freckfreck9886
    @freckfreck9886 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    the way ilsa's face looked after lannan asked for a hug was priceless.

  • @alexandriaa44
    @alexandriaa44 Pƙed rokem +16

    It’s astonishing how good she is at cracking eggs on him đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ™đŸŒ

  • @ToastedShoes
    @ToastedShoes Pƙed 2 lety +1288

    Everyone: NEW FORTNITE EVENT!!
    Lannan: egg

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad Pƙed 2 lety +5

      To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
      My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad Pƙed 2 lety +2

      I uploaded my Face Reveal.....

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety

      I hope LazarBeam gives up Fortnite and makes the full switch to Roblox.

    • @zanewolffe7395
      @zanewolffe7395 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      So true

  • @alphaente8050
    @alphaente8050 Pƙed 2 lety +156

    Imagine at the end he notices that he wasn't recording the whole time

  • @plzkillme0
    @plzkillme0 Pƙed rokem +1

    parts of lazarbeam using the
    "Content Aware Scale" in some videos are funny

  • @mythic8157
    @mythic8157 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    lazarbeam videos always make me laugh. thanks for making the best content there is Mr. beam

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 Pƙed 2 lety +474

    Their shower drain after this video: *Thicc*

  • @Gameboy-2007-yt
    @Gameboy-2007-yt Pƙed 2 lety +330

    Ilsa the next day: "You want omlettes?"
    Lannan: ...

  • @LightBulbx
    @LightBulbx Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +2

    “That was a sadness fart” lazarbeam 2021

  • @ghosted_w
    @ghosted_w Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    legends say after nearly 3 years later lannan has not fully recovered from this.

  • @Raremax_
    @Raremax_ Pƙed 2 lety +98

    I can see the vegan teacher reacting to this in horror

  • @prince.ganyani
    @prince.ganyani Pƙed 2 lety +337

    Hens: I will lay eggs to increase the population of my kind
    Lazerbeam: We don't do that here

    • @heisenburger2502
      @heisenburger2502 Pƙed 2 lety

      Chicken eggs go brrrrrr

    • @slosandwich7287
      @slosandwich7287 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
      My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there,.

    • @avi4tion977
      @avi4tion977 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@slosandwich7287 idiot no

    • @deanphiri3207
      @deanphiri3207 Pƙed 2 lety

      F A K S

    • @sam_bolton_123
      @sam_bolton_123 Pƙed 2 lety

      @Dr. Hofnarr I agree 2 A’S

  • @gilbertteng2159
    @gilbertteng2159 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Imagine how big an omelette we could have made with those eggs

  • @theBritishexpert
    @theBritishexpert Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    This was in my opinion this was the peak of the LazarBeam hair paradox

  • @reyghost6246
    @reyghost6246 Pƙed 2 lety +356

    Lannan: "you're a witch"
    Ilsa: "do u wanna see heaven a bit early?"

    • @YoSupImJRH5
      @YoSupImJRH5 Pƙed 2 lety

      Loll

    • @elihayes6931
      @elihayes6931 Pƙed 2 lety

      Aye Wasup y’all it’s my dream to become a successful youtuber and I would really appreciate a sub if you’re willing. Hope y’all have a great week and remember to never give up in life because you can accomplish your goalsđŸ€™

    • @cushion3541
      @cushion3541 Pƙed 2 lety

      "a bit" sounds like he still goin' to heaven early

  • @ryangoated74
    @ryangoated74 Pƙed 2 lety +86

    “I just pulled greatness, out of my back side” - the beam 😂

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety

      LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.

    • @dufinscuffs265
      @dufinscuffs265 Pƙed 2 lety +18

      RYAN YOUR CHANNEL IS THE BESTđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ

    • @dellaroberts6708
      @dellaroberts6708 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@dufinscuffs265 LITERALLY, all his comments say underated 🐐🐐

    • @pekejei9025
      @pekejei9025 Pƙed 2 lety

      @Bruh Bruh Shut

    • @dumbstuff7167
      @dumbstuff7167 Pƙed 2 lety

      The beam

  • @AnythingTube_HD
    @AnythingTube_HD Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

    Lazarbeam - The man that caused inflation on eggs

  • @owenzhang9586
    @owenzhang9586 Pƙed rokem

    27 year old Lazarbeam screaming and playing fortnite as his girlfriend dumps raw eggs on his head. Truly a brilliant time of his life.

  • @the6mayhem
    @the6mayhem Pƙed 2 lety +169

    Lazarbeam: “That’s protein, that’s power.”
    Me: THATS SALMONELLA

    • @Tac2cooll
      @Tac2cooll Pƙed 2 lety

      same

    • @wyattclapp5384
      @wyattclapp5384 Pƙed 2 lety

      That’s raw chicken, if they’re good eggs they’re safe to eat raw

    • @Tac2cooll
      @Tac2cooll Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@wyattclapp5384 you're right and you're wrong you can still get salmonella but there's a low chance of that

    • @havefunwithdolls102
      @havefunwithdolls102 Pƙed 2 lety

      nooob

    • @bryancole7552
      @bryancole7552 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@wyattclapp5384 you can still get salmonella from raw eggs.

  • @asparagusfn1537
    @asparagusfn1537 Pƙed 2 lety +121

    that shower must have been one of the best showers of his life tho

    • @sikdamian
      @sikdamian Pƙed 2 lety +1

      true

    • @gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931
      @gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      You guys playing Fortnite remind me how easy it is to FaiI in life. Stop playing Fortnite and play Roblox to improve your lifestyle.

    • @EpicBlitzy
      @EpicBlitzy Pƙed 2 lety +2

      So true lol

    • @krypt9929
      @krypt9929 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@gamerflmbestvideosoutinmyc7931 why the fuck you gotta compare games huh? and for your kiddish little soul go check the player counts of all games tomorrow

    • @moonlight_wolfiez2667
      @moonlight_wolfiez2667 Pƙed 2 lety

      agreed

  • @ezramonello9884
    @ezramonello9884 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    The amount of suffering Lazarbeam went through to create this video I respect. ✊

  • @namandeepsingh4087
    @namandeepsingh4087 Pƙed rokem +1

    remember 100 family's breakfast is not wasted

  • @SaggyWattle
    @SaggyWattle Pƙed 2 lety +197

    “I remember a time when lazarbeam uploaded everyday”
    “Ok grandma, let’s get you back to the nursing home.”

  • @anna3915
    @anna3915 Pƙed 2 lety +97

    The look of pure joy in Ilsa's eyes whenever she gets to crack an egg on Lannan's head is oddly amusing

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety

      LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Yeah nice promotion, but usually only people with terrible content will make an act like this

    • @bruh6687
      @bruh6687 Pƙed 2 lety

      *LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @pekejei9025
      @pekejei9025 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@bruh6687 Bruh shut up and make actual content

    • @charlied1985
      @charlied1985 Pƙed 2 lety

      i just like to see people be in pain :)

  • @iceyy00
    @iceyy00 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +2

    We got raging, we got crying, we got sharts. What more could we have asked for?

  • @itsthedolo126
    @itsthedolo126 Pƙed rokem +5

    8:56 IT IS A DIPOLODOCULUISSSS!!!!!!!!!

  • @ClutchGod123
    @ClutchGod123 Pƙed 2 lety +264

    When Lazar stops at 68 eggs: My disappointment is unimaginable and my day is ruined.

  • @n0obism258
    @n0obism258 Pƙed 2 lety +327

    Chicken Little: "mum, where do humans take our eggs?"
    Mom:

  • @tahnplayz4536
    @tahnplayz4536 Pƙed 2 lety

    I love how ilsa is just having the time of her life

  • @tillyezra2196
    @tillyezra2196 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Eggphobia. Extreme Fear of Eggs. Unfortunately, our dear lazarbeam contracted this disease in the filming of this video. He is forever changed. RIP :(

  • @rykercordova5016
    @rykercordova5016 Pƙed 2 lety +165

    lannan: "i can feel it in my belly button"
    me: are you talking about the win or the egg?

  • @simonal6928
    @simonal6928 Pƙed 2 lety

    I can tell Lazar is loving it :)

  • @bears1234
    @bears1234 Pƙed 2 lety

    No chickens were harmed in the making of this video

  • @sokkascloud
    @sokkascloud Pƙed 2 lety +89

    never thought we’d be enjoying eggs being smashed on lazarbeam, what a weird time we’re living in


  • @Xheooon
    @Xheooon Pƙed 2 lety +189

    Lannan took so long on the crawling one, that the yolks on his face started to dry up lol

    • @bruh6687
      @bruh6687 Pƙed 2 lety

      *LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @cogaspar8356
      @cogaspar8356 Pƙed 2 lety

      No

    • @prerit_pog3146
      @prerit_pog3146 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Her before this blows up

    • @kakashi7867
      @kakashi7867 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@bruh6687 says the one with 400 subs compared to over 20 mil

    • @saitama2928
      @saitama2928 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@bruh6687 damn ur content so bad I went to dislike and delete history

  • @chantellelapworth3457
    @chantellelapworth3457 Pƙed rokem

    My favourite part about this is just watching my favourite CZcamsr get suffocated by eggs

  • @danielmarsden2934
    @danielmarsden2934 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    i love how gentle ilsa is, i mean if it was me i would be peggin em at him

  • @dalebaker2346
    @dalebaker2346 Pƙed 2 lety +85

    We need a video of all the deaths in the door room to see how creative they were. Even if it is on the second channel

  • @tatertron2000
    @tatertron2000 Pƙed 2 lety +236

    Considering how long he spends knocked playing with fresh, you'd think he'd be better at crawling

    • @justiki3180
      @justiki3180 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      LOL

    • @makkie8593
      @makkie8593 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @jalexluna4689
      @jalexluna4689 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      literally you would expect him to be better at crawling maybe thats why the creator created the map

    • @jalexluna4689
      @jalexluna4689 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      the third map

    • @Dan-bt3qt
      @Dan-bt3qt Pƙed 2 lety +1

      that one there was a violation

  • @TRNFL19
    @TRNFL19 Pƙed rokem

    The eggs used in this video would be worth millions now

  • @mememan8037
    @mememan8037 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Lazarbeam should be an Australian legend. Infact a world legend. Keep up the good work man!

  • @hampter4995
    @hampter4995 Pƙed 2 lety +129

    The pure joy on ilsa 's face is just gold

    • @lightbreaker6875
      @lightbreaker6875 Pƙed 2 lety

      *LAZARBEAM = CZcams G/\RBAGE*
      *I MAKE BETTER UPLOADS*

    • @amongus8975
      @amongus8975 Pƙed 2 lety

      I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!

    • @fnaflover42
      @fnaflover42 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      All of the people above me are bots

    • @hampter4995
      @hampter4995 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@fnaflover42 yeah lol

  • @flooppsy6384
    @flooppsy6384 Pƙed 2 lety +491

    the way ilsa just piles the eggs on lannan's head like she doesn’t care is just so entertaining and hilarious

  • @TheFortniteGod_69
    @TheFortniteGod_69 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    “That was a sadness fart” was Hilarious

  • @averagepingu-live3174
    @averagepingu-live3174 Pƙed rokem

    Whenever Lazar says no worries it brings me back
 “no wucking forries*

  • @speky5777
    @speky5777 Pƙed 2 lety +281

    Lanon’s blood pressure was so high the eggs started cooking 😂😂😂

    • @slosandwich7287
      @slosandwich7287 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      To the person reading this comment, you are awesome and I hope you are having a great day.
      My dream is to hit 10k can you please help me get there.,

    • @yeetdlgamer984
      @yeetdlgamer984 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Um, maybe u can like stop begging for people to subscribe to u

    • @alanyg9753
      @alanyg9753 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@slosandwich7287 no fortnite kid

  • @fattyyasses
    @fattyyasses Pƙed 2 lety +611

    Just imagine how good the shower must have felt once the video was over.

    • @egizikid
      @egizikid Pƙed 2 lety +18

      Some say he’s still in the shower till this day

    • @camerenbob4314
      @camerenbob4314 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@egizikid lol

    • @thekangaroo1880
      @thekangaroo1880 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Lmao dude a bot copied your comment and replied to me under my comment. Goddamn these bots are stupid.

    • @fattyyasses
      @fattyyasses Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@thekangaroo1880 I just checked, I had no idea bots copied comments!

    • @camerenbob4314
      @camerenbob4314 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@fattyyasses same

  • @Pump-D
    @Pump-D Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Those eggs have you some real "raw" power

    • @Pump-D
      @Pump-D Pƙed 2 lety

      I think that was the worst joke I ever made

    • @ljeancoffman
      @ljeancoffman Pƙed 2 lety

      Boooooooooo

    • @Pump-D
      @Pump-D Pƙed 2 lety

      @@ljeancoffman ik I hate myself too

  • @doodoo8333
    @doodoo8333 Pƙed 2 lety

    The delay of him reacting to his fart was funny af

  • @seawarrior3323
    @seawarrior3323 Pƙed 2 lety +111

    Bruh, I can just see Lazar going to the doctor and the doctor just being like, “How the heck did you get so much salmonella?!”

  • @jcurrie238
    @jcurrie238 Pƙed 2 lety +24

    Lazar can finally say he is "cracked" at the game

  • @shubhasthana3798
    @shubhasthana3798 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

    That chicken's working overtime..

  • @FossilFinder12
    @FossilFinder12 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +2

    Me at the grocery store wondering why the egg aisle is empty

    • @R44F1
      @R44F1 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      U are within yeeting distance

  • @optimizeproductionsofficial
    @optimizeproductionsofficial Pƙed 2 lety +71

    Anyone wasting eggs: *Angry people riot*
    LazarBeam wasting eggs: "I'll allow it"

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety

      LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.

    • @tsk961
      @tsk961 Pƙed 2 lety

      HowToBasic

    • @thewhiteshadow127
      @thewhiteshadow127 Pƙed 2 lety

      @Bruh Bruh says the one with 428 subs

    • @throwerxf7172
      @throwerxf7172 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 roblox is the worse lmao

    • @carsonthornton347
      @carsonthornton347 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 For the a millionth time Stop HATING on people that play games you don't like.

  • @nabeelhussein2918
    @nabeelhussein2918 Pƙed 2 lety +42

    I love how Ilsa was actually cracking eggs in his head😂

    • @jay31wildcats19
      @jay31wildcats19 Pƙed 2 lety

      In?

    • @joemama56342
      @joemama56342 Pƙed 2 lety

      @ÉȘ ᮀᮍ ᮋᮇᮠÉȘɎʙʙ I love u so much I wish u have a great day

    • @bruh6687
      @bruh6687 Pƙed 2 lety

      *LAZERBEAM IS LAZERSH*T 😂, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*

    • @mehdidaboss673
      @mehdidaboss673 Pƙed 2 lety

      Ilsa's turn to get egged

  • @aguywholikesgaming4243
    @aguywholikesgaming4243 Pƙed 2 lety

    Can we talk about how we were one egg away from greatness?

  • @Gaming_youtube954
    @Gaming_youtube954 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    I like the dramatic reveal to him, saying that your girlfriend will crack eggs on your head

  • @andrewberken8160
    @andrewberken8160 Pƙed 2 lety +45

    This is one of the best videos he’s posted in a while, it’s nice to have old Lazar back

  • @martinnguyen6087
    @martinnguyen6087 Pƙed 2 lety +47

    Lannan gets hit with an egg: "Ow that hurt"
    Ilsa: "Oh sorry"
    *HITS THE SAME SPOT*

  • @ThunderBlot3270
    @ThunderBlot3270 Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +2

    I like how when he playing the death runs the music is intense but once the cracking egg part it's just fun music

  • @YOUNGWATERMELON
    @YOUNGWATERMELON Pƙed 2 lety

    Lazarbeam ruining chickens dreams of having a good life.

  • @arkamrathod8174
    @arkamrathod8174 Pƙed 2 lety +37

    *Ilsa breaking eggs with 1 hand*
    Ilsa: iam built different

    • @amongus8975
      @amongus8975 Pƙed 2 lety

      I am better than lazarbeam he is trash. My vids are good unlike his. Among us rules!

    • @brandoncamacho1868
      @brandoncamacho1868 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      these bots are having conversations now?

    • @arkamrathod8174
      @arkamrathod8174 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@brandoncamacho1868 idk they are upgraded now XD

  • @hellfire1579
    @hellfire1579 Pƙed 2 lety +223

    Free guy was dope as hell. It would have just been funny if you beat ninja in the game for redemption for rock, paper, sizers. đŸ€ŁđŸ˜ˆ

  • @Just_Spooky_
    @Just_Spooky_ Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I love how Ilsa is just sitting by Lannan with a big ol smile on her face.

  • @0pingkid906
    @0pingkid906 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    I wonder if Lannan still smells like egg to this day. Absolutely great video, thanks for the awesome content.

  • @eyes4803
    @eyes4803 Pƙed 2 lety +78

    Fortnite New Season -
    Every CZcamsr: " OH MY GOD KEVIN RETURNS NEW SEASON STRANGER THINGS"
    LazarBeam: Fail = Smash Egg

  • @shrekky
    @shrekky Pƙed 2 lety +106

    "I just pulled greatness, out of my backside"
    -the beam

  • @rajsathwikkarampudi1907
    @rajsathwikkarampudi1907 Pƙed 2 lety

    imagine how many omlets you can make with those many eggs

  • @pumpinspiice9431
    @pumpinspiice9431 Pƙed 2 lety

    Lazer beam master of yeets and eggs

  • @hecker69
    @hecker69 Pƙed 2 lety +46

    It’s always holiday when LazarBeam upload

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays Pƙed 2 lety +191

    I'm unironically worried Lazar will die from this idea 💡 đŸ„š 💀

  • @WorldTraveler_2013
    @WorldTraveler_2013 Pƙed 20 dny

    (Airplane flies over) "Hey what's that guy doing?" LazarBeam: "Help Me I'm being egged."

  • @wessleyroberson2653
    @wessleyroberson2653 Pƙed rokem +1

    Bud is gonna have brain damage after all those eggs

  • @blazarre7251
    @blazarre7251 Pƙed 2 lety +69

    ‘Has 68 eggs upon his head’
    “WE WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS, WE WERE T H I S C L O S E!!!!!!”

  • @adamhauck8834
    @adamhauck8834 Pƙed 2 lety +33

    Imagine how pissed that vegan teacher is right now đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

    • @cannon7729
      @cannon7729 Pƙed 2 lety

      Thought the same thing while watching đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @mannyhefley8550
      @mannyhefley8550 Pƙed 2 lety

      She gets what she deserves😂😂😂

  • @NSA.
    @NSA. Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

    If you stood in a hot pan you would turn into a big scrambled egg

  • @narutothesage44
    @narutothesage44 Pƙed 2 lety

    I wonder what their neighbors think when they see him being pelted by eggs

  • @zxcconnor1074
    @zxcconnor1074 Pƙed 2 lety +50

    I love how Ilsa takes her sweet time with the eggs

  • @dayvidmm9025
    @dayvidmm9025 Pƙed 2 lety +48

    Vegan teacher: YOUR KILLING BABY CHICKENS

    • @ferdinandvermund427
      @ferdinandvermund427 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      You’re*

    • @Strikers-x
      @Strikers-x Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Lazer, the vegan killer

    • @aeiiii4864
      @aeiiii4864 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I wanna see the vegan teacher just react to this.

    • @jenwilko2424
      @jenwilko2424 Pƙed 2 lety

      I could be wrong but not all eggs turn into chicken. They need to be fertilised.

  • @The_Glactic_King
    @The_Glactic_King Pƙed rokem

    Me watching Lazarbeam rage “ this is where the good stuff is on the internet”

  • @a-bomb9353
    @a-bomb9353 Pƙed rokem

    I think we all know that Lazer always keeps ups laughing

  • @Sezile
    @Sezile Pƙed 2 lety +42

    Imagine looking over the fence and seeing a man getting like 30 eggs slapped on him

  • @kellybaer1147
    @kellybaer1147 Pƙed 2 lety +48

    Lannan: “Not my fault. Two deaths YEET YEET.
    Ilsa: “but you touched it in the end.
    Lannan: Not my fault it’s broken 😂😂

  • @gabdehasues7831
    @gabdehasues7831 Pƙed 2 lety

    Imagine being one of the chicken that lay those eggs and expecting them to grow up into big healthy chickens but instead this happens to them

  • @eileensalisbury4799
    @eileensalisbury4799 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +1

    Is it just me or does lazar have the same backyard as “I did a thing”

  • @ImackStudios
    @ImackStudios Pƙed 2 lety +179

    This video is eggcellent

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety

      LazarBeam should put more effort in. He should look at me as an example. He must play a good game like Roblox instead of a bad one like Fortnite.

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad Pƙed 2 lety +1

      To the person reading this comment you are awesome & hope you having a great day
      My dream is to hit 25K I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams....

    • @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451
      @gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 Pƙed 2 lety

      LazarBeam is boring when he plays Fortnite. He will be entertaining when he plays Roblox.

    • @LightningSquad
      @LightningSquad Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I uploaded my Face Reveal.....

    • @animationsquare1341
      @animationsquare1341 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@gamerflmihavehighqualityvl4451 someone has an ego that isn’t accurate to real life

  • @novax1_
    @novax1_ Pƙed 2 lety +35

    No one: the vegan teacher “ You wasted so many Babies that could of had lives😡.” LOL

  • @TheREALdesistation.tteditz
    @TheREALdesistation.tteditz Pƙed rokem +2

    Let’s just think of all the things he has done for us!

  • @sgnika4710
    @sgnika4710 Pƙed 2 lety

    Lannan: show me what them hands can do
    Ilsa: Cracks almost 70 eggs

  • @D3imos69
    @D3imos69 Pƙed 2 lety +28

    If anyone’s confused about him being able to play during the season 8 countdown he record this before the end of season 7