the new Dylan Sprouse romcom from your nightmares

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  • Alex Meyers
    Alex Meyers  Před 4 měsíci +501

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    • Ashley R
      Ashley R Před 4 měsíci +9

      Just want to let you know, Alex that you have a bunch of porn bots in the comment section and you seriously need to block them.

    • OscarJAX
      OscarJAX Před 4 měsíci +5

      Hey! Day one of asking you to review Penelope.

    • Z10 fury
      Z10 fury Před 4 měsíci +5

      Here is a horrible movie for you to review

    • Joooduh
      Joooduh Před 4 měsíci +3

      oh you should do lord of the rings, thatd be such a fun series

    • Katie Taylor
      Katie Taylor Před 4 měsíci +2

      @Joooduh doooooo sweet tooth

  • Mike Robert
    Mike Robert Před 4 měsíci +10765

    naming your kid "Shepley" is borderline child abuse.

    • Gustkraken
      Gustkraken Před 4 měsíci +334

      Borderline!!! every teacher that took attendance shoulda been calling CPS!!

    • Mike Robert
      Mike Robert Před 4 měsíci +177

      @Gustkraken I mean, I would be suing my parents if they had done that.

    • Life Is Cats
      Life Is Cats Před 4 měsíci +25


    • DFX13
      DFX13 Před 4 měsíci +156

      And naming your child the country you live in is utterly ridiculous

    • My Body is a Machine
      My Body is a Machine Před 4 měsíci +72

      I think that's an overexaggeration. Real child abuse is naming your kid Gregory.

  • VintageWonderland
    VintageWonderland Před 4 měsíci +10942

    Ok but mad props to the main actress who somehow made it through the "I'm horny" scene without immediately fleeing the country and getting facial reconstruction surgery.

    • B. Artrese
      B. Artrese Před 4 měsíci +1556

      The secondhand embarrassment was paralyzing

    • Yellowish Green Dragon .-.
      Yellowish Green Dragon .-. Před 4 měsíci +952

      I am choosing to stay in denial and believe there is no way she actually said that....

    • nature
      nature Před 4 měsíci +662

      Oh man I thought she said "I'm so sorry" but now I hear it😭✋

    • Shara
      Shara Před 4 měsíci +223

      Omg that was terrible to watch

    • Pilar
      Pilar Před 4 měsíci +654

      Also that fake scrambling to clear up the table and get into position to have sex looked so awkward

  • Emi Mew
    Emi Mew Před 4 měsíci +6039

    “When it’s that bad, it’s got to be wattpad” is probably the best way to describe this movie

    • Royal💫
      Royal💫 Před 4 měsíci +25

      No lies detected

    • 𝕔𝕝𝕩𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕚_𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤
      𝕔𝕝𝕩𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕚_𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤 Před 4 měsíci +50

      Wattpad has The Bad Boy and The Tomboy, which doesn’t get a movie adaptation, but this movie and After does.

    • Ayomide Dare Abel
      Ayomide Dare Abel Před 4 měsíci +99

      @𝕔𝕝𝕩𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕚_𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤 I swear wattpad has a lot of good books yet they always pick the most cringey ones

    • Nishat Tasmim
      Nishat Tasmim Před 4 měsíci +55

      Wattpad has some underrated gems but alas the production always chooses the the ones that are smutty

    • Royal💫
      Royal💫 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @Nishat Tasmim true but have you read any of ridinginbluejeeps works? They're amazing

  • farha warda
    farha warda Před 4 měsíci +4082

    I thought the sprouse twins went to college and got actual jobs to AVOID acting in crap like this

    • Leyla Stark
      Leyla Stark Před 4 měsíci +744

      they realized normal jobs mean a lot of work for very little money compared to acting

    • farha warda
      farha warda Před 4 měsíci +140

      @Leyla Stark amen to that

    • Far Lord
      Far Lord Před 4 měsíci +328

      Because It all make sense.. they have their own business.. these crap movies are like side dishes for them because they don't need to take the role seriously and get pay for it like how great is that. That's how Adam Sandler has been rolling. Bothe of them are OK actors but Dylan has better range

    • farha warda
      farha warda Před 4 měsíci +155

      @Far Lord mannnn, whats sad is they really had the potential to grow up and be legit actors. As child actors they could have majored in this in college and become decent directors, writers or actors. But no, wattpad smutt or riverdale cocaine🥲

    • Far Lord
      Far Lord Před 4 měsíci +53

      @farha warda Yes It's true, they had legit opportunities to make themselves great actors. They really wasted it.

  • Cake Pop Frosting
    Cake Pop Frosting Před 4 měsíci +2052

    I’m flabbergasted at the fact *Dylan Sprouse* acted in this movie 💀

    • Royal💫
      Royal💫 Před 4 měsíci +118

      The money must be good. And I'm not even saying that to be rude or anything

    • Rhoda Ng'ambi
      Rhoda Ng'ambi Před 4 měsíci +53

      He is into low production movies, which this one is. He doesn't want to be in mainstream like that

    • Cake Pop Frosting
      Cake Pop Frosting Před 4 měsíci +39

      @Rhoda Ng'ambi that’s kinda sad, it’s just that the movie is so bad and *messy*

    • Rhoda Ng'ambi
      Rhoda Ng'ambi Před 4 měsíci +7

      @Cake Pop Frosting well i haven't seen it yet but I believe you 😂. But there are other nice low production movies that he's in though.

    • Cake Pop Frosting
      Cake Pop Frosting Před 4 měsíci +5

      @Rhoda Ng'ambi Girl I haven’t watched it either, I’m just judging it based off of this video 😂. Didn’t even know this movie existed before I watched this video, love Alex’s reviews fr 😂😂

  • Mo Adedoyin
    Mo Adedoyin Před 3 měsíci +795

    The ‘I’m so horny, I’m so horny’ completely ruined me and I will never recover. I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

    • ADOHR ME
      ADOHR ME Před 3 měsíci +28

      I’m traumatized😂

    • Ryan Stonehouse
      Ryan Stonehouse Před 28 dny

      this is what i was looking for

    • Katie Doucet
      Katie Doucet Před 5 dny

      It made me cringe so hard I may never recover

  • kimibreadsticks
    kimibreadsticks Před 4 měsíci +10329

    "i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"

    • Life Is Cats
      Life Is Cats Před 4 měsíci +57


    • Daniel Sedan
      Daniel Sedan Před 4 měsíci +187

      It's even funnier because the line became famous through Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl!

    • MeanQueen00
      MeanQueen00 Před 4 měsíci +98

      Which is why they are perfect for each other

    • Chris
      Chris Před 4 měsíci +34

      But i am not like other girls 😢

    • TurtleToots
      TurtleToots Před 4 měsíci +32

      And he looks like a young Andy before he became a paper salesman for Dunder Mifflin.

  • BB
    BB Před 4 měsíci +2084

    I read this as a teenager like 10 years and I was shocked they were making into a film because it was beyond "problematic" lmao. Travis is psycho af

    • Charlotte Freedman
      Charlotte Freedman Před 4 měsíci +73

      also isn't the author anti vax??

    • nora
      nora Před 4 měsíci +13

      @Charlotte Freedman 😳😨😫😳🔥😫😩😭💯😭😔💀😳🤔💯😫😡😤🤬😭😪👏💯🔥🤬😳💀😨😡😔💯🤢🫣😭😩

    • Agustina
      Agustina Před 4 měsíci +13

      @Charlotte Freedman really??? Shit

    • Agustina
      Agustina Před 4 měsíci +78

      I loved these books, they were written before After, they are basically the blue print of shitty college romance, but they are kinda good?? They are trash, but they are good trash

    • Asim Hussain
      Asim Hussain Před 4 měsíci +60

      so bizarre that women write men like this, like they WANT relationships that have an absurd amount of red flags

  • Samuel Gonzalez
    Samuel Gonzalez Před 4 měsíci +1670

    Dylan is so multifaceted, on one hand, he voices one of my favorite Warhammer characters, on the other hand, there's this.

    • khfan4life365
      khfan4life365 Před 4 měsíci +110

      He also voiced Yozora from Kingdom Hearts 3. His voiced sounded nothing like his regular voice. I was surprised to see his name in the credits. Seriously, what’s he doing here?

    • I eat teeth
      I eat teeth Před 4 měsíci +55

      You can tell what he is doing for just the pay check and what he actually likes

    • ꕤ roseburn ᰔᩚ
      ꕤ roseburn ᰔᩚ Před 4 měsíci +15

      Wasnt he also in a chinese drama?

    • rebekahWalton
      rebekahWalton Před 4 měsíci +7

      Yeah, it was a chinese movie, I really liked that one!

    • MegaKnight2012
      MegaKnight2012 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Freaking Warhammer? Was he Sigvald the Magnificent, the Slaanesh champion?

  • Maia Jane
    Maia Jane Před 4 měsíci +1021

    I totally forgot this was a book. This is the perfect example of why unhinged smut books should be enjoyed in the comfort of my KindleUnlimited library and not on the big screen.

    • IXYAN
      IXYAN Před 3 měsíci +19

      I read the book like 10 years ago and tbh there was no smut in it. At most there are 2 sexual scenes but they werent even graphic or anything. Idc i think any book turned into a movie would alwys be worse. The book was at least more sweet and showed hos their relationshio actually progressed throughout the month living together and it was a decent albeit cliche kinda story. The movie though, made it seem like it was 10 times worse.

    • Priscila
      Priscila Před 3 měsíci +6

      @IXYAN the book is toxic as hell and it is smutty

    • RK
      RK Před 3 měsíci +1

      @IXYAN book are usually better than the movies. I personally think Fifty shades books are wayyy better than the movies.

  • Carolyn
    Carolyn Před 4 měsíci +1080

    Not gonna lie, this summary was more entertaining than the actual movie 😂

    • the winner
      the winner Před 4 měsíci +35

      Um hello that's almost every Alex Meyers vid

    • Stuart Champion
      Stuart Champion Před 4 měsíci +11

      Hence the actual point in these videos, he does the parody summaries of a film or show thus keeping us entertained while saving a few hours of our own free time 😅

    • Carolyn
      Carolyn Před 4 měsíci +2

      I know, I've watched most of his videos haha. This movie was just really cringe which made it even better

    • DoggoShinu
      DoggoShinu Před 4 měsíci

      Nice pp

    • Ororoghaebi Favour
      Ororoghaebi Favour Před 2 měsíci

      ​@Stuart Championfrrrr😂😂😂😂

  • Julia S.
    Julia S. Před 3 měsíci +809

    The “I’m horney” scene killed me. I’m still on the floor laughing

    • KB
      KB Před 3 měsíci +29

      I can’t even finish the video bc its so bad, but I pushed through it 😅

    • NightwishLady
      NightwishLady Před 3 měsíci +14


    • marvely
      marvely Před 3 měsíci +11

      It's so awkward😂😂😂

    • Lighthero
      Lighthero Před 3 měsíci +3

      I was watching this on my lunchbreak and had to hold in my laughter I was about to explode

    • ꫀ𝘳ᦔ᥇ꫀꫀ𝘳ꫀ᥇ꪶꪮꪀᦔꫀ
      ꫀ𝘳ᦔ᥇ꫀꫀ𝘳ꫀ᥇ꪶꪮꪀᦔꫀ Před 3 měsíci +6

      It scarred me for life 😂😂

  • Jane Dangg
    Jane Dangg Před 4 měsíci +5508

    Without Alex, I wouldn’t even know a terrible movie like this could exist

    • Kyr Camille
      Kyr Camille Před 4 měsíci +89

      He truly is doing the lord’s work

    • Hailey Edwards
      Hailey Edwards Před 4 měsíci +55

      He's the reason I know anything about Riverdale

    • GG's Storytime Channel
      GG's Storytime Channel Před 4 měsíci +3

      Him and Amanda the Jedi for me.

    • Ducky Momo
      Ducky Momo Před 4 měsíci +2

      this movie is better than the after series but thats not a high bar so yea

    • soft panda
      soft panda  Před 4 měsíci +1

      exactly, it's a miracle I made it through the video because the movie clips makes me cringe sm

  • Misty Benjamin
    Misty Benjamin Před 4 měsíci +662

    Also, watching this movie you can see just how identically Dylan and Cole act. Travis is just an athletic version of Jughead.

    • Ashley Costa
      Ashley Costa Před 4 měsíci +18

      i was thinking the exact same thing

    • Katherine P
      Katherine P Před 4 měsíci +12

      What no. I think it’s just because Dylan and Cole have the same voice that’s why it feels like Jughead is similar to Travis while in actuality their characters are very different.

    • Misty Benjamin
      Misty Benjamin Před 4 měsíci +17

      @Katherine P their voices have nothing to do with it. Both characters are smart and they also have the same mannerisms. They fight for what they believe in. It's just that Travis is a fighter, where as Jughead is intellectual.

    • RK
      RK Před 3 měsíci +6

      I had to Google the movie to know which Sprouse twin was Travis.

  • Cassie Nunes
    Cassie Nunes Před 4 měsíci +558

    The red flag parade always makes me laugh 😂 we need a loop of that over every single terrible rom com

    • Hasini
      Hasini Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yes it is funny.

  • Noluthando Malaza
    Noluthando Malaza Před 4 měsíci +223

    This kills me because I never anticipate ANY of the plot twists 😭😭 I just kept getting shocked by the absurdity

  • Cookiesfortheprincess
    Cookiesfortheprincess Před 4 měsíci +137

    Whoever crossed out the word “beautiful” on the movie poster so it just says “disaster” is my hero.

  • Katherine Knapik
    Katherine Knapik Před 4 měsíci +121

    If she’s a poker player who stopped all of a sudden, it would have been infinitely better for Travis to also be a poker player rather than an insane fighter, who through his charms helps her rediscover her love of the game again, and shows her that she can actually enjoy playing and doesn’t have to do it just for her dad. That would have been a better path the take the movie down.

    • Sawanna Teresa Rittinger
      Sawanna Teresa Rittinger Před měsícem +1

      He actually does play poker reagularly with his father and three older brothers.

  • celina
    celina Před 4 měsíci +6589

    I didnt realize how much youve put yourself through for us... all fifty shades, the after movies, 365, Twilight, AND riverdale???? My neurons wouldve boycotted my brain. Thank you for your noble sacrifice 🙏

    • Banana
      Banana Před 4 měsíci +115

      Let’s salute this man for going to hell and back just for us!🫡

    • Life Is Cats
      Life Is Cats Před 4 měsíci +40

      He went to hell and back for our entertainment! 5:27 is the best part btw

    • TheOutsider Jess
      TheOutsider Jess Před 4 měsíci +31

      I still think 365 is the worst out of the lot

    • Kojin
      Kojin Před 4 měsíci +20

      @Banana his brain has been on strike since the channel started my dude.
      Until working conditions change I don't think it's coming back anytime soon

  • Jo L
    Jo L Před 4 měsíci +330

    and Dylan played arguably the least problematic guy in After 2... It is true that you either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain.

  • Thank you
    Thank you Před 4 měsíci +362

    I love how Alex is telling us not to watch it but Kennie JD is telling us to watch it even though they both agree that it's a terrible movie 😂😂

    • Amber
      Amber  Před 4 měsíci +17

      Yesss! I watched the movie before watching both these videos and honestly do not regret it. If you want something crazy and entertaining watch this film! It's such a bad movie I loved it 😁

  • Alex
    Alex Před 4 měsíci +101

    I feel like Dylan took the job as a joke and then had to follow through when he found out it wasn't.

  • jeremyud
    jeremyud Před 3 měsíci +46

    I honestly thought Dylan was going to dabble in thoughtful indie movies while building his mead empire, but this has been interesting to watch.

  • Anatolia
    Anatolia Před 3 měsíci +47

    Dylan definitely lost a bet to be in this lmfao

  • franinconverse
    franinconverse Před 4 měsíci +4454

    Dylan has such great comedic timing and it is being wasted on trash

    • I eat teeth
      I eat teeth Před 4 měsíci +35


    • Hannah Helton
      Hannah Helton Před 4 měsíci +205

      Forreal. He needs to get into a Seth Rogan / Zac Efron kinda movie.

    • sampoet
      sampoet Před 4 měsíci +45

      He made me laugh through the whole movie

    • Kyle S. Alexander
      Kyle S. Alexander Před 2 měsíci +3

      The Sprouse twin need to make the series which was denied by Disney when The Suite Life On Deck ended.

    • Watchie
      Watchie Před 2 měsíci +5

      The funny thing is all the clips he showed just made him seem likable and like you said solid comedic timing. He really needs a better agent.

  • andy F
    andy F Před 4 měsíci +182

    The fact that THIS is an actual movie, gives me hope. No matter how bizarre, cringe or/and bad a story is, it can become a movie. That doesn't mean it should, but it can... this movie is... something. I wanted to remember Dylan as a twin who got into shenanigans with his brother bto noooo... (haven't watch Riverdale XD) Nice video Alex! entraining as always ;3

    • MsCupcakeloveer
      MsCupcakeloveer Před 4 měsíci +5

      Cole is the one on RIverdale. Dylan was also in After 2 before this movie, which I think Alex reviewed too so this isn't his first time being in a cringy movie.

  • Music Rebel
    Music Rebel Před 4 měsíci +209

    I love how when she was clearing up the table, Dyaln had to step back so the glass wouldn’t hit him 😅

  • Stephanie Hernandez
    Stephanie Hernandez Před 4 měsíci +33

    When Dylan was on the gate and started air head banging with the monkey noises … I DIED 😂😂💀💀

  • paskuda696
    paskuda696 Před 4 měsíci +222

    I mean, if you treat it like a parody of all Afters, 365 Days etc. then it is hilarious. At least that's how I see it and when I look at reviews in my home country (Poland), this is the sentiment. We just treat it as a self-aware romp and laugh our hearts out😂

    • Tv L
      Tv L Před 4 měsíci +9

      That’s how I treat it, like a satire or parody, it doesn’t take itself seriously 😅

    • Sydney Richards
      Sydney Richards Před 4 měsíci +13

      That's legit how I saw the movie and I feel like everyone is taking it way too seriously. There are so many odes to other crap romance movies that there isn't any way this isn't a comedy. I mean seriously, how can anyone take half the conversations, jokes, and not to mention the "I'm horny" scene, seriously. This movie was absolutely fuckin hilarious.

    • MaraMara89
      MaraMara89 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I am also Pole and it was quite funny, I especially liked "motel sex scene" and the one where Travis try to find what to say when Abby came back from bathroom :D

    • Neeve
      Neeve Před 2 měsíci +4

      Thissss.... i also think they meant it as an after parody... they reference many after scenes

  • mutationally [Joe]
    mutationally [Joe] Před 3 měsíci +24

    when you said, "has the person who wrote this ever left their house?", it has a lot of truth to it. it all originated in wattpad by teenagers for teenagers (me included) a decade ago, so it naturally includes all the glorious, storied experiences of teenage years. they used to be phenomena on wattpad, especially after, and should've been left there. not only do they ooze of secondhand embarrassment, they also ruined whatever memeories we had of them.

  • Mskittenlover12
    Mskittenlover12 Před 4 měsíci +4443

    What has gone so wrong in the Sprouse twins lives that they both end up in the most cringe rolls imaginable? 🙃

  • Kyrridwen
    Kyrridwen Před 3 měsíci +14

    I'm sorry, I don't care how cringe it is. Dylan is fine af and always hilarious even when the project isn't self-aware 😂

    • Shania Hobbs
      Shania Hobbs Před 2 měsíci +2

      I only watched it because of him tbh lmaooo

  • Rachel Deschaine
    Rachel Deschaine Před 4 měsíci +29

    Responding “Are you serious?” to him sharing that his mom is dead is maybe the worst response I can think of😬

  • me
    me Před 4 měsíci +116

    The sprouse twins have really gone through all the cringe movie categories im supprized they haven't dont a broody vampire/warewolf alpha pact male whos just misunderstood

    • 𝕔𝕝𝕩𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕚_𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤
      𝕔𝕝𝕩𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕚_𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤 Před 3 měsíci

      I have a story with vampires, a Frankenstein, a human, and a werewolf side character, but I’m gonna make sure it doesn’t turn out like Twilight. It’s pretty much action, drama, comedy, and romance, and it’s gonna be a manga, which I hope gets an anime adaptation. It all takes place in the Victorian era

  • Anne Dubouch
    Anne Dubouch Před 2 měsíci +9

    As you said, the relationship between Travis and Abby wasn't studied enough, and this is why the movie felt like something good, but didn't finish what it started. There was real potential with the sense of humor that we felt in some scenes and the chemistry between the two main characters, which is something really different from what we can find in most new adult stories nowadays. In comparison to Hardin Scott, Christian Grey or Edward Cullen, Travis is just a nice guy who teases girls, a masculine type which is more likely to be found in real life than any of the characters cited above. But yes, the unexplored poker girl/boxer cliché pattern ruined the whole thing.

  • Clara Nadine
    Clara Nadine Před 4 měsíci +18

    The cage fight scene where he starts acting like a monkey is absolutely killing me. Wtf is this 💀😭

  • Stearibs Qua
    Stearibs Qua Před 4 měsíci +3163

    As someone who has read the book, It is with great displeasure that I tell you the movie is looking much better

    • Shannan Gatling
      Shannan Gatling Před 4 měsíci +43

      I loved the book

    • kauanne
      kauanne Před 4 měsíci +434

      @Shannan Gatling in a very "what not to do in a relationship" type of way right? pls

    • Stearibs Qua
      Stearibs Qua Před 4 měsíci +218

      @kauanne Yeah Definitely, That's what they meant, ofc ofc (right??????)

    • R2R_Happiness
      R2R_Happiness Před 4 měsíci +39

      🦊 no no no no no.... There's no way in the blue moon that's correct, they can't hurt me if I don't believe 😶‍🌫️

    • Gabriela Harries
      Gabriela Harries Před 4 měsíci +188

      yep, in the book travis is sooo much more abusive so the movie wasn't that bad (on that front, but it's still a shitty movie)

  • Le Binge Doctor
    Le Binge Doctor Před 4 měsíci +35

    I've rarely seen Alex so aghast at a movie, and I watch all his reviews... Thanks for your sacrifice and all the laughs!

  • Julie-Ann Powell
    Julie-Ann Powell Před 4 měsíci +67

    With every scene, I become more and more shocked that these are real things that actually happened or was said in a movie.

  • sugaudacity
    sugaudacity Před 2 měsíci +10

    LMAO this is one of Alex’s best and funniest videos, I was cackling the whole time

  • Sydney B
    Sydney B Před 4 měsíci +82

    I read this book in middle school in my cringe romance era and I am DYING at the fact that this became an actual movie😭😭😭😭
    Edit: after watching your recap of this movie I am cackling at dirty they did this book, its still a cringe book but they really riverdaled it up and somehow made it worse😂

  • Yvain Callipso
    Yvain Callipso Před 2 měsíci +6

    Oh lord I remember reading this book. We where like 14 and my friend was incredibly into this boogie and landing it to the whole friend book to make us read it. When it was my turn I just read the synopsis, said "let me guess..." and proceeded to predict EVERY SINGLE story eat that happens with them happily exclaiming "YES!" Whenever I did.
    I finished it in a day and it was honestly so boring I forgot it existed until LITERALLY NOW

  • HarryStyles
    HarryStyles  Před 4 měsíci +3723

    I’m sorry but the lead characters have literally ZERO chemistry
    They’re giving siblings energy 😭

    • Daphne_488
      Daphne_488 Před 4 měsíci +144

      That's actually true!

    • Spicy Ananas Pizza
      Spicy Ananas Pizza Před 4 měsíci +135

      17:53 🤣🤣 It's so cringe

    • St7rtUp
      St7rtUp Před 4 měsíci +30

      unrelated, but what's with the harry styles thing

    • WrenWry
      WrenWry Před 4 měsíci +47

      @St7rtUp ironic, considering dylan came from riverdale, the show where siblings have chemistry

    • rojo
      rojo Před 4 měsíci +138

      @WrenWry ms girl wrong twin 😅

  • Chloe Santos
    Chloe Santos Před 4 měsíci +55

    THE DEVIL'S TANGO SCENE FUCKING MADE ME YELL OUT LOUD 💀😭 who told her to act like that LMAO?!

  • KloudNineMusic
    KloudNineMusic Před 4 měsíci +35

    you took me out with that last 30 minutes ending explained. I was on the floor laughing. This channel never misses lol.

  • She Reads Mysteries
    She Reads Mysteries Před 4 měsíci +20

    This is BY FAR your best review. I did not stop laughing through the ENTIRE review 😂😂😂

  • Celina Kay
    Celina Kay Před 4 měsíci +35

    ALEX you just released a memory for me. I completely forgot about this book. I read it in high school. Why do they keep making bad books into worse movies????😂😂

  • Naomm
    Naomm Před 4 měsíci +18

    this is the perfect movie to watch if you`re high or wasted or both so props to you alex for getting through this whole thing

  • ZadnoleyaEdits
    ZadnoleyaEdits Před 4 měsíci +3272

    It’s insane that the company saw Dylan’s portrayal of Trevor in After 2 and was like ‘let’s just change the name slightly’.

    • NJGuy1973
      NJGuy1973 Před 4 měsíci +310

      In his next five movies he'll play characters named Troy, Tristan, Trent, Truxton, and Tralfaz.

    • Little Sparrow
      Little Sparrow Před 4 měsíci +151

      For real!! I was laughing 😂😂 I was like “It’s Fucking Trevor.”

    • Krazy Kaye88
      Krazy Kaye88 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Why can't I find this movie? It's on Netflix right?

    • Dixie Cronin
      Dixie Cronin Před 4 měsíci +21

      You actually WANT to watch it?

    • Pridecat89
      Pridecat89 Před 4 měsíci +11

      It’s based on a book that was out way before the After series.

  • Lanaya Wacek
    Lanaya Wacek Před 4 měsíci +67

    Wait until he realizes this is based on an entire book series. And yes, I read all the books and they're my guilty pleasure.

    • Yasmin
      Yasmin Před 4 měsíci +6

      Sameeee. This movie literally the reason why some books shouldn’t be made into movies.

    • Natasha Morais
      Natasha Morais Před 4 měsíci +4

      Is my guilty pleasure too. It is so absurd is entertaining. Like train wreck, it's a disaster but you can't stop watching. I love it for that.

    • Rachel Alarcio
      Rachel Alarcio Před 3 měsíci +2

      In defense of trash and fanfic, we all need an escape from reality sometimes ;)

  • sayes2carrots
    sayes2carrots Před 4 měsíci +7

    Once again thank you Alex for putting yourself through this for our entertainment 😂❤

  • Corwin .Quail
    Corwin .Quail Před 4 měsíci +11

    I've watched this video over twice now, and Alex's jokes are so good in this one!! From the "why can't I stop!?!" bit, to the "grandfather playing shuffleboard" bit... So good!!

    • Beauty Engineer
      Beauty Engineer Před 3 měsíci +1

      Every second was gold in this vid, will definitely watch again!! I loved those bits too!

  • iFo
    iFo Před 4 měsíci +6

    OK... Alex, lemme admit something, your skill of summarizing shi is simply amazing. I got to know this after I watched your review on Shadow and Bone.... You are phenomenal!

  • Brooke Redfern
    Brooke Redfern Před 4 měsíci +4

    All I'll say, thank you for taking your time to watch it for us

  • Pink Sparkle
    Pink Sparkle Před 4 měsíci +2901

    From the famous or infamous “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in” to “I’m everybody’s type”. The Sprouse Twins have been through the whole range :)))

    • Conserz Tasfia007
      Conserz Tasfia007 Před 4 měsíci +108

      Why does cole always play the nerd while Dylan plays the perfect hot guy

    • Bri Bodega
      Bri Bodega Před 4 měsíci +110

      @Conserz Tasfia007 cause that’s what they did on Disney and ppl can’t nor won’t forget it.😂😂

    • Maria Julia
      Maria Julia Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@Conserz Tasfia007 I think this way is better, I prefer the nerds 😂😂

  • Joey Tan
    Joey Tan Před 4 měsíci +5

    I would loveee to see Alex tier rank all the really bad romance movies he has watched. At this point, with how many he has gone through, I'm really curious to know which is the one that destroyed his brain cells the most.

  • m&m
    m&m Před 4 měsíci +8

    its perfect wattpad fanfiction and i love it! it is INCREDIBLY well done as it executes exactly what it was set out to do and is perceived by the audience with absolute intention. this isnt eat pray love, and its obviously not the next figth club. this isnt anything of the type. its not suppose to be so it shouldnt be watched through that lense. its a daydream fantasy so if you're not the target demographic it will certainly go over your head and honestly you've given a reaction that they probably expected, too!

  • Air Quotes
    Air Quotes Před 4 měsíci +5

    I don't think I can get through this review. It's too hilarious. You're a hero for reviewing this

  • Mackie Reyes
    Mackie Reyes Před 4 měsíci +12

    That last devils tango scene had me CACKLING. I can't believe someone gave that the green light HAHAHA

  • hailey
    hailey Před 2 měsíci +7

    the sprouse twins are honestly super funny and great actors. they need better roles than jughead and whatever this is 😭

    • S.
      S. Před měsícem

      They are terrible actors

    • hailey
      hailey Před měsícem

      @S. i’ve only watched dylan in the suite life, but i think cole’s a great actor

  • DannimationTV
    DannimationTV Před 4 měsíci +1842

    I’m happy that despite the whole thing with Mattel Alex isn’t letting it get him down
    YOU GO MAN!!

    • DannimationTV
      DannimationTV Před 4 měsíci +13

      @Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0 bot get off my comment.

    • Gisele Morris
      Gisele Morris Před 4 měsíci

      what's mattel?

    • DannimationTV
      DannimationTV Před 4 měsíci

      @Gisele Morris the company that currently has the rights the Barbie franchies

  • Lynsey1990
    Lynsey1990 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Thank you, Alex, for watching these movies so we don't have to. Also, 17:50 hilarious 😂

  • IdiotsReact
    IdiotsReact Před 4 měsíci +39

    18:20 is my favourite part of the video
    It had me laughing so hard

  • Bookish Sjmiaw
    Bookish Sjmiaw Před 4 měsíci +38

    The fact that the book came out traditionally years before after 😂

  • The gophinator
    The gophinator Před 3 měsíci +9

    To be fair, as someone who has worked at a bar I have seen several instances of super drunk white girls doing exactly that.
    Usually immediatly before or after an emotional break down into a blubbering depressed mess

  • Aria
    Aria Před 4 měsíci +12

    I hope the actors get to star in really good romcoms after this

  • K M
    K M Před 4 měsíci +1626

    Cole and Dylan Sprouse are great actors. Why do they pick horrible job????

    • John Lorraine
      John Lorraine Před 4 měsíci +101

      The guy from I didn’t do it and outer banks is in this film

    • ♡a l y s s a♡
      ♡a l y s s a♡ Před 4 měsíci +201

      Riverdale, as batshit insane as it is, at least it’s so bad that it’s good. This right here? This is dignity-destroying.

    • Tuesday Smirris
      Tuesday Smirris Před 4 měsíci +211

      ​@Lyssa well, with Riverdale they signed a contract in season 1 that they would stay until season 7. They had no idea the show would go down so fast.

    • Judy Mwanzo
      Judy Mwanzo Před 4 měsíci +139

      @Tuesday Smirris And honestly? Actors do bad movies all the time. It isn’t until you’re like an A-lister that you realistically turn down bigger roles for being not your style. I think it’s just like, they need to stay booked so it doesn’t seem like they’ve gone more than a year without a solid gig. And sometimes they sign on to projects even movies, not knowing how poorly the script will translate or how bad directing will be, etc.

    • TheOutsider Jess
      TheOutsider Jess Před 4 měsíci +153

      Dylan likes doing indie films and project and things he finds fun. Cole actually loved the archie comics and was excited for Riverdale until season 3 now he just gave up on the show

  • Katarina Brunk
    Katarina Brunk Před 4 měsíci +6

    Alex is to much sometimes 😂 it's late at night and I'm trying not to wake my parents with wheezing lol

  • Ineffiable123
    Ineffiable123 Před 4 měsíci +12

    I fricking love this movie because they are doing, what After couldn't. It doesn't take itself too seriously. which makes it way funnier. Love-hate-watching this at the movies was amazing.

  • Viktória Karelová
    Viktória Karelová Před 3 měsíci +5

    i laughed so hard that i actually started to cry halfway through.. honestly thank you, i dont think i ever laughed this hard watching a yt video😂

  • Eli gr
    Eli gr Před 2 měsíci

    Alex, I just love the way you do these videos. So funny and entertaining. Thank God for youtube promoting people like you to the public 😊

  • Zell E
    Zell E Před 4 měsíci +8

    “When it’s this bad, it’s gotta be wattpad.” Words to live by

  • Vignum
    Vignum Před 4 měsíci +1274

    It's like someone found his 10 year old daughter fanfic story and decided that it was great movie material.

    • Fireblade
      Fireblade Před 4 měsíci +34

      Basically every fanfict/Wattpad 'movie'...

    • Strawberry Fox
      Strawberry Fox Před 4 měsíci +25

      I'd be very concerned if my 10 year old daughter wrote this

    • Yandere sim stuff
      Yandere sim stuff Před 4 měsíci +14

      ​@strawberryfox8819 I think this is a joke, but in all seriousness this is likely the safest, most family-friendly story you'd see on Wattpad in the 2010s.

    • Asim Hussain
      Asim Hussain Před 4 měsíci

      its crazy cause adult women are the ones writing and consuming this crap lol the female gaze is real

  • Andrea Smeelie
    Andrea Smeelie Před 4 měsíci +8

    I'm absolutely surprised that Alex didn't actually mention the devil's tango during that awfully weird sex part between the two of them at the end it really would have fitted. Lol

  • Xengar
    Xengar Před 4 měsíci +57

    The Red Flag interval is the best part of any Alex video.

  • Pratiksha
    Pratiksha Před 3 měsíci +6

    The cage scene where he celebrates it's just 😭😂😂😂

  • Morgiana Sartre
    Morgiana Sartre Před 4 měsíci +3

    When I tell you how both me and later my sister were obsessed with this book in our teenage years. Although when I heard that the movie is coming I instantly knew it would be very bad.

  • Snoop1000 Skins
    Snoop1000 Skins Před 4 měsíci +5

    Watching Alex try to make this movie coherent gives me so much respect…

  • Dot Warner
    Dot Warner Před 4 měsíci +1295

    You know it’s a good day when alex posts right after being sent to court (probably)

    • Amia Ray
      Amia Ray Před 4 měsíci +29

      What’s going on with this? I’ve seen a few people mention it.

    • Umbra M
      Umbra M Před 4 měsíci +54

      Don't worry, Mattel is after doll hairs not dollars so he'll be fine 😂

    • Mr. Friendship
      Mr. Friendship Před 4 měsíci +16

      ​@Amia Ray I think it has anything to do with Mattel.

    • Umbra M
      Umbra M Před 4 měsíci +124

      ​@Amia Ray Mattel didn't like his Barbie video so tried to take it down, he's considering going against it because it shouldn't be copyright strikable

    • Addie Tatwawadi
      Addie Tatwawadi Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok we won't

  • Morgan Cohen
    Morgan Cohen Před 4 měsíci +13

    i'm so sorry but these clips of dylan spouse have me DYINGGG "i wanna be around you" cue him hanging off the cage like a literal animal

  • Alexis Perez
    Alexis Perez Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is one of your best reviews! Was laughing the whole time lol 😂

  • Mariah Vardiman
    Mariah Vardiman Před 3 měsíci +2

    I need them to make sequels so you can watch them and make more vids
    Hands down this is top 5 of my fav videos from you

  • Ally Will
    Ally Will Před 4 měsíci +18

    13:01 I will forever be scarred by this scene like WHO ALLOWED HIM TO DO THISSSSS

  • G Z
    G Z Před 2 měsíci

    In the middle of the video, I remembered I read this book a million years ago and it's as bad as the adaptation lol not only that! The author turned out to be an absolute karen, and made this book into a series, each one about one of Travis' brothers and the plots get SO bad, I only made it to book 3. Thanks Alex for your sacrifice, I laughed so much with your review!

  • LaGini
    LaGini Před 4 měsíci +2016

    My mother has an horrendous taste in love films, so when she told me this film was good I automatically knew it had to be bad. Thank you for confirming it to me xD
    Edit: I'm 30 yo, no child abuse in here at all AHAHAHAHA

    • DodgyYoutuber
      DodgyYoutuber Před 4 měsíci +72

      Jeez what’s your dad like?

    • Alyana Shephard
      Alyana Shephard Před 4 měsíci +199

      Omg, that means she had to go through the horny scene and still thought to recommend it to you. Sending prayer

    • Air Quotes
      Air Quotes Před 4 měsíci +99

      I'm so sorry this has to count as child abuse

    • KC
      KC Před 4 měsíci +10


    • Zeke Jordan
      Zeke Jordan Před 4 měsíci +25

      Do you need a new mom lol

  • Mim Badger
    Mim Badger Před 4 měsíci +6

    Wow, that dialogue is to die for. . . . seriously, I think a part of me died.

  • space_bunny
    space_bunny Před 4 měsíci +10

    Something I noticed while watching this movie was the reference to After, because that's what Shepley watched in one scene. Later in the movie, when Travis and Abby are in the hotel room, the computer shows an ad called 'After Our Dawn' and it looks like a movie ad. I looked into it, and After and Beautiful Disaster have the same director - Roger Kumble. He must have put this spoiler in the movie, because it doesn't seem like a coincidence.
    You can find the scene in the movie at the time 1:18:58
    Happy watching :)

  • Ruqiyyah Samayyah Muhammad
    Ruqiyyah Samayyah Muhammad Před měsícem

    Finding out that this was based on a book made so much sense. Especially when I saw the book cover…… I was like that’s why the lines seem so weird

  • Анђела Милошевић

    Thank you for saving some time of my life. I loved the edit and you made me laugh a lot 🎉

  • sane cat lady
    sane cat lady Před 4 měsíci +10

    2:45 made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 the complete silence followed by the "hEllo..." reverb 💀💀💀

  • I C
    I C Před 4 měsíci +634

    "I need to go study" wow what a quirky nerdy not like other girls protagonist execpt she didn’t even bring her textbooks!

    • bluebird
      bluebird Před 4 měsíci +22


    • Firstname Lastname
      Firstname Lastname Před 4 měsíci +9

      I haven't had a textbook in two years of uni. We just get pdfs to read and occasionally pirate sth lmao, it's all on one's electric device

  • maria l Soto
    maria l Soto Před 26 dny

    I started to watch this piece of work and then I was like I wonder if Alex meters seen this. I need his commentary. Sure enough , lol thank you for summarizing the rest of it and saving me time lol.

  • TheRealBridget
    TheRealBridget Před 3 měsíci +1

    I actually read this book because the author is from my town. So, why do I not remember all of these horribly weird things??? I really don't remember anything except like the gambling dad and that I thought Travis was a horrible person. Oh, and that the college seemed a whole lot like a high school.

  • Camryn Kelley
    Camryn Kelley Před 4 měsíci +15

    13:00 - I laughed so hard I thought this had to be fake or edited. I was sure this couldn't be a real scene

  • Bradley
    Bradley Před 4 měsíci +3

    All your videos make my wife and I laugh but this one had us in tears! So funny man!

  • Ma Wi
    Ma Wi Před 2 měsíci +1

    He comes back drunk and with a cat "that he stole from somewhere"
    This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

  • BlazingOwnager
    BlazingOwnager Před 4 měsíci +808

    If I got some random dude's blood on me, I would think the first reaction would be sheer terror and planning a medical test.

  • Almog Azoulay
    Almog Azoulay Před 4 měsíci +11

    I really recommend this movie to anyone, I've never cried laughing this much from a movie before

  • Justlov4
    Justlov4 Před 4 měsíci

    Alex thank you for watching these movies so I don't have to. Also just those few clips made my face implode and I love romcoms.