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Just want to let you know, Alex that you have a bunch of porn bots in the comment section and you seriously need to block them.
Hey! Day one of asking you to review Penelope.
Here is a horrible movie for you to review
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oh you should do lord of the rings, thatd be such a fun series
@Joooduh doooooo sweet tooth
naming your kid "Shepley" is borderline child abuse.
Borderline!!! every teacher that took attendance shoulda been calling CPS!!
@Gustkraken I mean, I would be suing my parents if they had done that.
Fr
And naming your child the country you live in is utterly ridiculous
I think that's an overexaggeration. Real child abuse is naming your kid Gregory.
Ok but mad props to the main actress who somehow made it through the "I'm horny" scene without immediately fleeing the country and getting facial reconstruction surgery.
The secondhand embarrassment was paralyzing
I am choosing to stay in denial and believe there is no way she actually said that....
Oh man I thought she said "I'm so sorry" but now I hear it😭✋
Omg that was terrible to watch
Also that fake scrambling to clear up the table and get into position to have sex looked so awkward
“When it’s that bad, it’s got to be wattpad” is probably the best way to describe this movie
No lies detected
Wattpad has The Bad Boy and The Tomboy, which doesn’t get a movie adaptation, but this movie and After does.
@𝕔𝕝𝕩𝕦𝕕𝕚𝕚_𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤 I swear wattpad has a lot of good books yet they always pick the most cringey ones
Wattpad has some underrated gems but alas the production always chooses the the ones that are smutty
@Nishat Tasmim true but have you read any of ridinginbluejeeps works? They're amazing
I thought the sprouse twins went to college and got actual jobs to AVOID acting in crap like this
they realized normal jobs mean a lot of work for very little money compared to acting
@Leyla Stark amen to that
Because It all make sense.. they have their own business.. these crap movies are like side dishes for them because they don't need to take the role seriously and get pay for it like how great is that. That's how Adam Sandler has been rolling. Bothe of them are OK actors but Dylan has better range
@Far Lord mannnn, whats sad is they really had the potential to grow up and be legit actors. As child actors they could have majored in this in college and become decent directors, writers or actors. But no, wattpad smutt or riverdale cocaine🥲
@farha warda Yes It's true, they had legit opportunities to make themselves great actors. They really wasted it.
I’m flabbergasted at the fact *Dylan Sprouse* acted in this movie 💀
The money must be good. And I'm not even saying that to be rude or anything
He is into low production movies, which this one is. He doesn't want to be in mainstream like that
@Rhoda Ng'ambi that’s kinda sad, it’s just that the movie is so bad and *messy*
@Cake Pop Frosting well i haven't seen it yet but I believe you 😂. But there are other nice low production movies that he's in though.
@Rhoda Ng'ambi Girl I haven’t watched it either, I’m just judging it based off of this video 😂. Didn’t even know this movie existed before I watched this video, love Alex’s reviews fr 😂😂
The ‘I’m so horny, I’m so horny’ completely ruined me and I will never recover. I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
I’m traumatized😂
this is what i was looking for
It made me cringe so hard I may never recover
"i'm everybody's type" radiates the same energy as "i'm not like other girls"
Fr
It's even funnier because the line became famous through Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl!
Which is why they are perfect for each other
But i am not like other girls 😢
And he looks like a young Andy before he became a paper salesman for Dunder Mifflin.
I read this as a teenager like 10 years and I was shocked they were making into a film because it was beyond "problematic" lmao. Travis is psycho af
also isn't the author anti vax??
@Charlotte Freedman 😳😨😫😳🔥😫😩😭💯😭😔💀😳🤔💯😫😡😤🤬😭😪👏💯🔥🤬😳💀😨😡😔💯🤢🫣😭😩
@Charlotte Freedman really??? Shit
I loved these books, they were written before After, they are basically the blue print of shitty college romance, but they are kinda good?? They are trash, but they are good trash
so bizarre that women write men like this, like they WANT relationships that have an absurd amount of red flags
Dylan is so multifaceted, on one hand, he voices one of my favorite Warhammer characters, on the other hand, there's this.
He also voiced Yozora from Kingdom Hearts 3. His voiced sounded nothing like his regular voice. I was surprised to see his name in the credits. Seriously, what’s he doing here?
You can tell what he is doing for just the pay check and what he actually likes
Wasnt he also in a chinese drama?
Yeah, it was a chinese movie, I really liked that one!
Freaking Warhammer? Was he Sigvald the Magnificent, the Slaanesh champion?
I totally forgot this was a book. This is the perfect example of why unhinged smut books should be enjoyed in the comfort of my KindleUnlimited library and not on the big screen.
I read the book like 10 years ago and tbh there was no smut in it. At most there are 2 sexual scenes but they werent even graphic or anything. Idc i think any book turned into a movie would alwys be worse. The book was at least more sweet and showed hos their relationshio actually progressed throughout the month living together and it was a decent albeit cliche kinda story. The movie though, made it seem like it was 10 times worse.
@IXYAN the book is toxic as hell and it is smutty
@IXYAN book are usually better than the movies. I personally think Fifty shades books are wayyy better than the movies.
Not gonna lie, this summary was more entertaining than the actual movie 😂
Um hello that's almost every Alex Meyers vid
Hence the actual point in these videos, he does the parody summaries of a film or show thus keeping us entertained while saving a few hours of our own free time 😅
I know, I've watched most of his videos haha. This movie was just really cringe which made it even better
Nice pp
@Stuart Championfrrrr😂😂😂😂
The “I’m horney” scene killed me. I’m still on the floor laughing
I can’t even finish the video bc its so bad, but I pushed through it 😅
Mate, I CRIED WITH THAT SCENE VERY HARD 😂😂😂
It's so awkward😂😂😂
I was watching this on my lunchbreak and had to hold in my laughter I was about to explode
It scarred me for life 😂😂
Without Alex, I wouldn’t even know a terrible movie like this could exist
He truly is doing the lord’s work
He's the reason I know anything about Riverdale
Him and Amanda the Jedi for me.
this movie is better than the after series but thats not a high bar so yea
exactly, it's a miracle I made it through the video because the movie clips makes me cringe sm
Also, watching this movie you can see just how identically Dylan and Cole act. Travis is just an athletic version of Jughead.
i was thinking the exact same thing
What no. I think it’s just because Dylan and Cole have the same voice that’s why it feels like Jughead is similar to Travis while in actuality their characters are very different.
@Katherine P their voices have nothing to do with it. Both characters are smart and they also have the same mannerisms. They fight for what they believe in. It's just that Travis is a fighter, where as Jughead is intellectual.
I had to Google the movie to know which Sprouse twin was Travis.
The red flag parade always makes me laugh 😂 we need a loop of that over every single terrible rom com
Yes it is funny.
This kills me because I never anticipate ANY of the plot twists 😭😭 I just kept getting shocked by the absurdity
Whoever crossed out the word “beautiful” on the movie poster so it just says “disaster” is my hero.
If she’s a poker player who stopped all of a sudden, it would have been infinitely better for Travis to also be a poker player rather than an insane fighter, who through his charms helps her rediscover her love of the game again, and shows her that she can actually enjoy playing and doesn’t have to do it just for her dad. That would have been a better path the take the movie down.
He actually does play poker reagularly with his father and three older brothers.
I didnt realize how much youve put yourself through for us... all fifty shades, the after movies, 365, Twilight, AND riverdale???? My neurons wouldve boycotted my brain. Thank you for your noble sacrifice 🙏
Let’s salute this man for going to hell and back just for us!🫡
@Banana🫡🫡
He went to hell and back for our entertainment! 5:27 is the best part btw
I still think 365 is the worst out of the lot
@Banana his brain has been on strike since the channel started my dude.
Until working conditions change I don't think it's coming back anytime soon
and Dylan played arguably the least problematic guy in After 2... It is true that you either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain.
I love how Alex is telling us not to watch it but Kennie JD is telling us to watch it even though they both agree that it's a terrible movie 😂😂
Yesss! I watched the movie before watching both these videos and honestly do not regret it. If you want something crazy and entertaining watch this film! It's such a bad movie I loved it 😁
I feel like Dylan took the job as a joke and then had to follow through when he found out it wasn't.
I honestly thought Dylan was going to dabble in thoughtful indie movies while building his mead empire, but this has been interesting to watch.
Dylan definitely lost a bet to be in this lmfao
Dylan has such great comedic timing and it is being wasted on trash
IKR
Forreal. He needs to get into a Seth Rogan / Zac Efron kinda movie.
He made me laugh through the whole movie
The Sprouse twin need to make the series which was denied by Disney when The Suite Life On Deck ended.
The funny thing is all the clips he showed just made him seem likable and like you said solid comedic timing. He really needs a better agent.
The fact that THIS is an actual movie, gives me hope. No matter how bizarre, cringe or/and bad a story is, it can become a movie. That doesn't mean it should, but it can... this movie is... something. I wanted to remember Dylan as a twin who got into shenanigans with his brother bto noooo... (haven't watch Riverdale XD) Nice video Alex! entraining as always ;3
Cole is the one on RIverdale. Dylan was also in After 2 before this movie, which I think Alex reviewed too so this isn't his first time being in a cringy movie.
I love how when she was clearing up the table, Dyaln had to step back so the glass wouldn’t hit him 😅
When Dylan was on the gate and started air head banging with the monkey noises … I DIED 😂😂💀💀
I mean, if you treat it like a parody of all Afters, 365 Days etc. then it is hilarious. At least that's how I see it and when I look at reviews in my home country (Poland), this is the sentiment. We just treat it as a self-aware romp and laugh our hearts out😂
That’s how I treat it, like a satire or parody, it doesn’t take itself seriously 😅
That's legit how I saw the movie and I feel like everyone is taking it way too seriously. There are so many odes to other crap romance movies that there isn't any way this isn't a comedy. I mean seriously, how can anyone take half the conversations, jokes, and not to mention the "I'm horny" scene, seriously. This movie was absolutely fuckin hilarious.
I am also Pole and it was quite funny, I especially liked "motel sex scene" and the one where Travis try to find what to say when Abby came back from bathroom :D
Thissss.... i also think they meant it as an after parody... they reference many after scenes
when you said, "has the person who wrote this ever left their house?", it has a lot of truth to it. it all originated in wattpad by teenagers for teenagers (me included) a decade ago, so it naturally includes all the glorious, storied experiences of teenage years. they used to be phenomena on wattpad, especially after, and should've been left there. not only do they ooze of secondhand embarrassment, they also ruined whatever memeories we had of them.
What has gone so wrong in the Sprouse twins lives that they both end up in the most cringe rolls imaginable? 🙃
hey a paycheck is a paycheck 😂
They are identical after all
$40 is $40
Child acting happened to them
I'm sorry, I don't care how cringe it is. Dylan is fine af and always hilarious even when the project isn't self-aware 😂
I only watched it because of him tbh lmaooo
Responding “Are you serious?” to him sharing that his mom is dead is maybe the worst response I can think of😬
The sprouse twins have really gone through all the cringe movie categories im supprized they haven't dont a broody vampire/warewolf alpha pact male whos just misunderstood
I have a story with vampires, a Frankenstein, a human, and a werewolf side character, but I’m gonna make sure it doesn’t turn out like Twilight. It’s pretty much action, drama, comedy, and romance, and it’s gonna be a manga, which I hope gets an anime adaptation. It all takes place in the Victorian era
As you said, the relationship between Travis and Abby wasn't studied enough, and this is why the movie felt like something good, but didn't finish what it started. There was real potential with the sense of humor that we felt in some scenes and the chemistry between the two main characters, which is something really different from what we can find in most new adult stories nowadays. In comparison to Hardin Scott, Christian Grey or Edward Cullen, Travis is just a nice guy who teases girls, a masculine type which is more likely to be found in real life than any of the characters cited above. But yes, the unexplored poker girl/boxer cliché pattern ruined the whole thing.
The cage fight scene where he starts acting like a monkey is absolutely killing me. Wtf is this 💀😭
As someone who has read the book, It is with great displeasure that I tell you the movie is looking much better
I loved the book
@Shannan Gatling in a very "what not to do in a relationship" type of way right? pls
@kauanne Yeah Definitely, That's what they meant, ofc ofc (right??????)
🦊 no no no no no.... There's no way in the blue moon that's correct, they can't hurt me if I don't believe 😶🌫️
yep, in the book travis is sooo much more abusive so the movie wasn't that bad (on that front, but it's still a shitty movie)
I've rarely seen Alex so aghast at a movie, and I watch all his reviews... Thanks for your sacrifice and all the laughs!
With every scene, I become more and more shocked that these are real things that actually happened or was said in a movie.
LMAO this is one of Alex’s best and funniest videos, I was cackling the whole time
I read this book in middle school in my cringe romance era and I am DYING at the fact that this became an actual movie😭😭😭😭
Edit: after watching your recap of this movie I am cackling at dirty they did this book, its still a cringe book but they really riverdaled it up and somehow made it worse😂
Oh lord I remember reading this book. We where like 14 and my friend was incredibly into this boogie and landing it to the whole friend book to make us read it. When it was my turn I just read the synopsis, said "let me guess..." and proceeded to predict EVERY SINGLE story eat that happens with them happily exclaiming "YES!" Whenever I did.
I finished it in a day and it was honestly so boring I forgot it existed until LITERALLY NOW
I’m sorry but the lead characters have literally ZERO chemistry
They’re giving siblings energy 😭
That's actually true!
😂
17:53 🤣🤣 It's so cringe
unrelated, but what's with the harry styles thing
@St7rtUp ironic, considering dylan came from riverdale, the show where siblings have chemistry
@WrenWry ms girl wrong twin 😅
THE DEVIL'S TANGO SCENE FUCKING MADE ME YELL OUT LOUD 💀😭 who told her to act like that LMAO?!
you took me out with that last 30 minutes ending explained. I was on the floor laughing. This channel never misses lol.
This is BY FAR your best review. I did not stop laughing through the ENTIRE review 😂😂😂
ALEX you just released a memory for me. I completely forgot about this book. I read it in high school. Why do they keep making bad books into worse movies????😂😂
this is the perfect movie to watch if you`re high or wasted or both so props to you alex for getting through this whole thing
It’s insane that the company saw Dylan’s portrayal of Trevor in After 2 and was like ‘let’s just change the name slightly’.
In his next five movies he'll play characters named Troy, Tristan, Trent, Truxton, and Tralfaz.
For real!! I was laughing 😂😂 I was like “It’s Fucking Trevor.”
Why can't I find this movie? It's on Netflix right?
You actually WANT to watch it?
It’s based on a book that was out way before the After series.
Wait until he realizes this is based on an entire book series. And yes, I read all the books and they're my guilty pleasure.
Sameeee. This movie literally the reason why some books shouldn’t be made into movies.
Is my guilty pleasure too. It is so absurd is entertaining. Like train wreck, it's a disaster but you can't stop watching. I love it for that.
In defense of trash and fanfic, we all need an escape from reality sometimes ;)
Once again thank you Alex for putting yourself through this for our entertainment 😂❤
I've watched this video over twice now, and Alex's jokes are so good in this one!! From the "why can't I stop!?!" bit, to the "grandfather playing shuffleboard" bit... So good!!
Every second was gold in this vid, will definitely watch again!! I loved those bits too!
OK... Alex, lemme admit something, your skill of summarizing shi is simply amazing. I got to know this after I watched your review on Shadow and Bone.... You are phenomenal!
All I'll say, thank you for taking your time to watch it for us
From the famous or infamous “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in” to “I’m everybody’s type”. The Sprouse Twins have been through the whole range :)))
Why does cole always play the nerd while Dylan plays the perfect hot guy
@Conserz Tasfia007 cause that’s what they did on Disney and ppl can’t nor won’t forget it.😂😂
@Conserz Tasfia007 I think this way is better, I prefer the nerds 😂😂
I would loveee to see Alex tier rank all the really bad romance movies he has watched. At this point, with how many he has gone through, I'm really curious to know which is the one that destroyed his brain cells the most.
its perfect wattpad fanfiction and i love it! it is INCREDIBLY well done as it executes exactly what it was set out to do and is perceived by the audience with absolute intention. this isnt eat pray love, and its obviously not the next figth club. this isnt anything of the type. its not suppose to be so it shouldnt be watched through that lense. its a daydream fantasy so if you're not the target demographic it will certainly go over your head and honestly you've given a reaction that they probably expected, too!
I don't think I can get through this review. It's too hilarious. You're a hero for reviewing this
That last devils tango scene had me CACKLING. I can't believe someone gave that the green light HAHAHA
the sprouse twins are honestly super funny and great actors. they need better roles than jughead and whatever this is 😭
They are terrible actors
@S. i’ve only watched dylan in the suite life, but i think cole’s a great actor
I’m happy that despite the whole thing with Mattel Alex isn’t letting it get him down
YOU GO MAN!!
@Dont-Read-My-Profile-Picture.0 bot get off my comment.
what's mattel?
@Gisele Morris the company that currently has the rights the Barbie franchies
Thank you, Alex, for watching these movies so we don't have to. Also, 17:50 hilarious 😂
18:20 is my favourite part of the video
It had me laughing so hard
The fact that the book came out traditionally years before after 😂
16:20
To be fair, as someone who has worked at a bar I have seen several instances of super drunk white girls doing exactly that.
Usually immediatly before or after an emotional break down into a blubbering depressed mess
I hope the actors get to star in really good romcoms after this
Cole and Dylan Sprouse are great actors. Why do they pick horrible job????
The guy from I didn’t do it and outer banks is in this film
Riverdale, as batshit insane as it is, at least it’s so bad that it’s good. This right here? This is dignity-destroying.
@Lyssa well, with Riverdale they signed a contract in season 1 that they would stay until season 7. They had no idea the show would go down so fast.
@Tuesday Smirris And honestly? Actors do bad movies all the time. It isn’t until you’re like an A-lister that you realistically turn down bigger roles for being not your style. I think it’s just like, they need to stay booked so it doesn’t seem like they’ve gone more than a year without a solid gig. And sometimes they sign on to projects even movies, not knowing how poorly the script will translate or how bad directing will be, etc.
Dylan likes doing indie films and project and things he finds fun. Cole actually loved the archie comics and was excited for Riverdale until season 3 now he just gave up on the show
Alex is to much sometimes 😂 it's late at night and I'm trying not to wake my parents with wheezing lol
I fricking love this movie because they are doing, what After couldn't. It doesn't take itself too seriously. which makes it way funnier. Love-hate-watching this at the movies was amazing.
i laughed so hard that i actually started to cry halfway through.. honestly thank you, i dont think i ever laughed this hard watching a yt video😂
Alex, I just love the way you do these videos. So funny and entertaining. Thank God for youtube promoting people like you to the public 😊
“When it’s this bad, it’s gotta be wattpad.” Words to live by
It's like someone found his 10 year old daughter fanfic story and decided that it was great movie material.
Basically every fanfict/Wattpad 'movie'...
I'd be very concerned if my 10 year old daughter wrote this
@strawberryfox8819 I think this is a joke, but in all seriousness this is likely the safest, most family-friendly story you'd see on Wattpad in the 2010s.
its crazy cause adult women are the ones writing and consuming this crap lol the female gaze is real
I'm absolutely surprised that Alex didn't actually mention the devil's tango during that awfully weird sex part between the two of them at the end it really would have fitted. Lol
The Red Flag interval is the best part of any Alex video.
The cage scene where he celebrates it's just 😭😂😂😂
When I tell you how both me and later my sister were obsessed with this book in our teenage years. Although when I heard that the movie is coming I instantly knew it would be very bad.
Watching Alex try to make this movie coherent gives me so much respect…
You know it’s a good day when alex posts right after being sent to court (probably)
What’s going on with this? I’ve seen a few people mention it.
Don't worry, Mattel is after doll hairs not dollars so he'll be fine 😂
@Amia Ray I think it has anything to do with Mattel.
@Amia Ray Mattel didn't like his Barbie video so tried to take it down, he's considering going against it because it shouldn't be copyright strikable
Dont_Read_My_User_Photo ok we won't
i'm so sorry but these clips of dylan spouse have me DYINGGG "i wanna be around you" cue him hanging off the cage like a literal animal
This is one of your best reviews! Was laughing the whole time lol 😂
I need them to make sequels so you can watch them and make more vids
Hands down this is top 5 of my fav videos from you
13:01 I will forever be scarred by this scene like WHO ALLOWED HIM TO DO THISSSSS
In the middle of the video, I remembered I read this book a million years ago and it's as bad as the adaptation lol not only that! The author turned out to be an absolute karen, and made this book into a series, each one about one of Travis' brothers and the plots get SO bad, I only made it to book 3. Thanks Alex for your sacrifice, I laughed so much with your review!
My mother has an horrendous taste in love films, so when she told me this film was good I automatically knew it had to be bad. Thank you for confirming it to me xD
Edit: I'm 30 yo, no child abuse in here at all AHAHAHAHA
Jeez what’s your dad like?
Omg, that means she had to go through the horny scene and still thought to recommend it to you. Sending prayer
I'm so sorry this has to count as child abuse
😂
Do you need a new mom lol
Wow, that dialogue is to die for. . . . seriously, I think a part of me died.
Something I noticed while watching this movie was the reference to After, because that's what Shepley watched in one scene. Later in the movie, when Travis and Abby are in the hotel room, the computer shows an ad called 'After Our Dawn' and it looks like a movie ad. I looked into it, and After and Beautiful Disaster have the same director - Roger Kumble. He must have put this spoiler in the movie, because it doesn't seem like a coincidence.
You can find the scene in the movie at the time 1:18:58
Happy watching :)
Finding out that this was based on a book made so much sense. Especially when I saw the book cover…… I was like that’s why the lines seem so weird
Thank you for saving some time of my life. I loved the edit and you made me laugh a lot 🎉
2:45 made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 the complete silence followed by the "hEllo..." reverb 💀💀💀
"I need to go study" wow what a quirky nerdy not like other girls protagonist execpt she didn’t even bring her textbooks!
LMAO
I haven't had a textbook in two years of uni. We just get pdfs to read and occasionally pirate sth lmao, it's all on one's electric device
I started to watch this piece of work and then I was like I wonder if Alex meters seen this. I need his commentary. Sure enough , lol thank you for summarizing the rest of it and saving me time lol.
I actually read this book because the author is from my town. So, why do I not remember all of these horribly weird things??? I really don't remember anything except like the gambling dad and that I thought Travis was a horrible person. Oh, and that the college seemed a whole lot like a high school.
13:00 - I laughed so hard I thought this had to be fake or edited. I was sure this couldn't be a real scene
All your videos make my wife and I laugh but this one had us in tears! So funny man!
He comes back drunk and with a cat "that he stole from somewhere"
This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
If I got some random dude's blood on me, I would think the first reaction would be sheer terror and planning a medical test.
Exactly
I really recommend this movie to anyone, I've never cried laughing this much from a movie before
Alex thank you for watching these movies so I don't have to. Also just those few clips made my face implode and I love romcoms.