there's CONTRABAND EVERYWHERE in my Prison! | Prison Architect Part 2
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Dan : the kitchen is too big
Me : the smallest kitchen I seen
Ikr
Mine is 4 meatiers big in length and wide
Same
Zander Lashuay I think about every kitchen is smaller then a store
Michael James meters?
"I think we're doing alright" he says as the showers overflow
Lol! 😂
Lol
LOL
Soo funny 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😄😆😆😂😂😆😄😅😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😄😄😆😄😆😆🤣😆🤣😄😅😁😀😃
ha
“We got families waiting to visit their incarcerated ones BUT That’s gotta wait!!” Lol Dan really wants that solitary confinement
Ja
This should definitely be a series
@@lilprincess6084it is
Dan. Please make this a series! I love seeing you play this game!! You’re the best!
He dud
You put more effort in your comment and didn't even get a heart while another comment put in less effort and got a heart
@@alx54723 true
He dud
@Charlotte Everett this is a year old comment when this was a new video when this comment was made
*I’m a simple man*
*Dan uploads a video,* I watch it
The Next Top Gamer yes!
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Sim
Simp
Simpl
Simple
Simpl
Simp
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@FirceFire Gaming U wrote an m instead of an n
Lel
The Next Top Gamer remaG txeN poT ehT
If Dan was working in a prison they would give him money if he leaves XD
Lol
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Too-ra-loo-ra-li
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Hush now, don't you cry
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Too-ra-loo-ra-li
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
That's an Irish lullaby
Over in Killarney, many years ago
My mother sang a song to me in tones so soft and low
Just a simple little ditty in her good old Irish way
And I'd give the world if I could hear that song of hers today
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Too-ra-loo-ra-li
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Hush now, don't you cry
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
Too-ra-loo-ra-li
Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
That's an Irish lullaby
DUNNO WHY DO THEY?
Kadurrrrrrrrrrrr
True lol
Here is a tip: Add metal detectors to the entrance of the reception to avoid contraband if necessary hire lots of staff also add cameras.
he did that, in the future
Yep
Yep
Yep
22:22 Dan says "How do I get one of those?" in the best voice ever
for some odd reason he reminded me of burt from sesame street
Lol yes
TRUE!
Roses are red dans hair is blue I liked my comment because I wanted to
So true LOL
This game is actually really fun, hopefully you make more!
DoodleDan i got the game for free ages ago on Xbox
@@userofnames2985 25€ on PS4...
Replace the floor with only drains in the shower
@Alayna Mclaughlin sCAM
It looks great
Guys he did it. And now
PART 3 PLEASE DAN PLEASE
@Vayush Yadav then a part 5
And part 5
Jeffrey Schilder yesss :D Maybe after episode 100056 he can do 100057 :D
Prison Architect: We are the hardest game to conquer.
School Architect: Really?
it’s not called school architect it’s called academia something
Getting over it: Really?
@@elitasproge1818 Sexy Hiking: **smirks**
no no its academia school simulator
@@Opticized hey! you get the point
“Ahh i only have 14 grand that’s not enough.”
-Dantdm 2019
14 grand is petty cash for building a prison
Wow even if that isn’t enough money it is way more than I will ever have LOL
14k that's more money then I would get in a whole lifetime
Do you build prisons . No
I can’t even get to two dollars!
You give them a pool table and you didn’t realize that they can hit the guards with the sticks
Too bad they don't have those physics
GoldLord 750 good point
Pool cue*
so true so true
True
Who remembers MoreTDM i loved that channel.
Rest In Peace MoreTDM
Mmmm. Brings back memories.
Channel still exists
Yah
Admir Omerovic RIP
Buck Bbone no more new videos on it though so RIP
When dan catches prisoners who are about to escape : hey guys welcome back to my beautiful prison :D
Ha yeah!
The prisoners: do you mean horrible STUPID prison
dan's prison : time for the shakedown
guy with the drill : *THE.* *WHAT.*
“Uh, oh. Run run! Wait.”
Dan: these people are NUTS!
Me: thats why its a prison
LOL
@Blue Angel just use one message, and this comment was mad e a year ago smh
@@Glitchual ye
@꧁Blue Angel꧂ ㊗️🈴㊙️
Keep up the good work!
also
make this a series
YES... a series
I agree
😆 PLEASE DAN MAKE IT A SERIES
yah!
Kacper The Great
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE "SELFIE IN PRISON" THING
Lol
𝕀𝕜𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕕
@@m0ns3..99 Ok.. But HOW!?
I didn’t… but the picture at the fight, everyone’s DEAD 🤣
Did anyone notice that only kids were at the table with the unconscious man 😂
14:27
No there’s a child and a woman...
I didn’t, haha! That’s funny 😆
Yes
Please make this a series this game is so amazing and I love when u play it
Meeee tooo if you say that again I will 1v1 you on fortnite name selectjuju
*Remember the guy who escape so many jail ??*
*_This is him now_*
*_cool_*
*noice*
@@MoreHecny *awsome*
@Aaron StuffGuy Alcatraz has a tour guide that was a prisoner
O_O
Dan: "Why are they going over here? Do they need to shower? They need family hygiene and drugs"
Me:😂😂😂😂
When?
Dan is best youtuber on yt i watch him all time
👇if you agree
I AGREE
Dan's videos are always awesome :D
True
Yos
Normal prisons:
D:
Dan's Prison:
:/
You mean :D
My prisons^^
Dans prisons are better
DoodleDan no no no normal prison ☹️. Dans prison 😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍
Normal prisoners at a prison:
>:(
The diamond “maximum” prison:
:D I can escape
“It’s so hard to just build, you know.”
3:57
-DanTDM 2019
"Keep your sanity in Maximum security"
I know it should be dans prison motto
his motto should be if your trying to get hammered in the slammer you will get a wammer LOL
Dan, If i were a prisoner, i would want to be in your prison.
SO I CAN ESCAPE EASILY
Oof
Lmao
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BURN
Oh XD
Yay I’m so happy you continued this game!😄😄👍🏼
Your the sketch picture
Make more videos
to the playlist
Same
florian duval piss of you ranga
same
"Ah, they're so peaceful when they're sleeping." -prisoners wake up and kill all the gaurds-
You spelt guard wrong sorry
@@endersticzz6261 Shhhh. Nobody else noticed.
WHOAAAAAAA
Bro I loved this series and to come back and look at it so nostalgic for me
I was so terrified that Bird was going to escape last time or die because he is my favourite character out of them all
Soleil Steary if he escaped, he *COULD* live a happier life 😊
Why
That is true
Same
Good to know?
I wonder how good Dan would be at escaping his prison
I feel if I was in this prison I would be put in solitary confinement for stealing bacon
You can play escape mode
I hope he's better than this
Escaping mode feels slow and boring so he probably won't bother
@@beardedoctopug8313 bark whimper meow
Dantdm: put them in lockdown
Me: *sighs*
Shakedown: finding drugs, alcohol, cigarettes and needles
Dan: THERE WAS A CELLPHONE!?!?
Also dan: SOMEONE HAD A DRILL!!!
Please make more videos on this game! :D
(edit was for correcting a misspelled word)
What was this misspelled word you speak of 😏
&====D
But the question is, what was the misspelled word?
=O)
Yes dan, we are very welcomed back to your "beautiful" prison.
This reminds me of my brother who is in prison... Hope he's doing OK. You always cheer me up Dan. Thank you! 😁
DEEP Bruh
hopfully he had a better warden than dan
"Who had drugs... NASH! Again!"
My neighbors have a dog named Nash...
...My neighbor's dog is a crackhead.
The dog!!
Don’t worry, my names Nash!
@@flint630 Oof.
MY REAL LIFE NAME IS NASH!!!!!
(Read my name not joking)
Nash Shiv same bro 😂
I still want my hug Dan who else wants hugs from tdm
Me
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Alayna Mclaughlin yeah getting a cute picute of a girl thats not even you to scam!
dakonblackrose ??!!
Ya
Dan hire pug guards to do shake downs🤣
Hi
I wish they have
Congrats on the heart!
Lucian Sullivan GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE STUPID BOT!!!!
Lucian Sullivan wrong it's "Want to get scammed? Just go to this stupid scam sight that will steal your account!" Corrected you
I laughed so hard when Dan said “he’s just flinging him around” 😂 😂 😂 😂
22:48
1st episode: this is easy as pie!
2nd episode:THIS IS SO HARD!!!!
Dan I challenge you to try to build some of the maps in Escapists/Escapists 2. If you accept good luck.
Agree
He cant even empty the drains
Just gave me the idea to do it myself
Does anyone get really mad when something looks uneven?
Very unsatisfying...
You have ocd but i dont so i dont care
Sorry
Yup!
You MIGHT have OCD. It doesn’t bother me
You can’t just go around diagnosing people with ocd
Someone remix Dan saying “WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT HAVE I DONE”
“ all aboard the jail bus”
Dan you should hire pug guards to sniff bad stuff
*DRUGZ*
Crack
Cigs
Pill Of Drug
Bad stuff… mhm, yeah
You need sewage pipes to empty the drains.
smart boi
ooh good idea
I didn't think about that since it was just a game
Makes sense
Seriously
Who else watching in 2024
Me
Yo
Me it’s my 3 rd time rewatching series
Me this is one of my favourite dantdm let's plays
Same
I got your book at a school book fair today
P.S. my favorite games you have played are your Prison Architect videos and your Minecraft videos
I misread that and thought it said "I got your school at a book fair today" XD
Woah! Lucky
Yes these are my new favorite videos! great job man!
Dan this needs to be a series. We all love watching you play games
A Wish that came true...
he is right🤩🤩🕶👕👖🦺🩱🥾🥾
Prisoners 1: I want my family
Prisoners 2: I’m bored
Prisoners 3: I want drugz
Dantdm: *pulls out taser* get‘ em bois
Swats: yes master
Prisoners 3: oh gwad help me ow oh god *gets tased*
well...ok
28:04 much happier with new parole room...I mean now the table is centered in the room
Plz make this a series! I love this plz make it a series
Agree
Yos
Yey more prison Architect I love the series yey
The fact that this is still entertaining after 5 years just shows how good of a CZcams Dan really is.
14:13
Two birds, three guards
Keep up the great videos and keep this a series please :)
Same
Hello 🤗
yeah well said
Tanner
Dan i think the showers are overflowing because the gate has gaps inside it
No because of drains
Mhm
dont worry dan, prisoners escaping happens to the best of the prison architect community [once i was building a kitchen and then all the prisoners flooded out the gap
There are executive rooms in this game too
Do another video please I love these! And I just love your content in general!
Please play escapist 2 multiplayer with Justin or James
this is wut i want 2
jay kane or jema
Dan:kitchen is way to big
Me: are you sure about that?
14:44 officer tired reporting for duty!
I just had wanted to say that for some reason..
Loll
Is this gonna be a series?
Hopefully..... (wink wink)
I hope to
Hopefully 👍
I hope so
Yaaaasssss date be good (maximum Internet experience)
*Who knows what Walter gets up to in the staff room*
Stop Scamming Me. I Don’t Wanna Get Hacked.
@@theresnopointinsubbingtome8388 ?
Dan: “I’m thinking outside the box”
Me:No your thinking outside the yard”
Dan:there’s gunk on the walls but that’s fine
2 seconds later
Dan:the kitchen is nasty that’s bad
Please have more of this and have 3 best of the best pug guards called Ellie darsy and Peggy
RIP Peggy
W
Don’t talk about Peggy plz
R.i.P peggy
DON’T REMIND US ABOUT PEGGY
Is it weird that Dan hates all the security in escapeists but now he wants more
Ha
No because he is the opposite role. If he was trying to escape prison he would want less security. If he was trying to keep people in prison he would want more.
Zu Lin Ng an oxymoron?
I think it’s Escapist
@@Purple-hw7yx Boi it was a freaking joke.
Dis series is well good, plz carry on :)
Literally everything in Dan’s prison is uneven xD
Can you please please please make this a series because I so love your videos
Dan's prison
Beware of the pugs 😂😂
Yes gottem
He should get the dogs and say that
1 of the best dantdm versions
Who else noticed that one of the builders' name is Wormtail. Isn't that Voldemort's supporter?
Savage Safa Gacha YES I SAW THATTOO!
Ron's rat
I heard someone playing this video behind me so I instantly checked for a new video
Lols
What a fun prison Dan!
ikr
@uwe förster go scam a different channel TDM ARMY GO GO GO MOVE IN OFFICER DAN ORDERS US TO EXTERMINATE
I watched this at 2 am on 6 cups of coffee. I enjoyed every second of it.
I love dan
Glad you made his a series, love ya Dan
*Who Else Thinks Dan Should Make This A Series? ~~*
Star X Series*
*Soz I Bad At English*
@@MrBonj *ye* *BOLD SAMPLE TEXT*
Uhhhhh star YOU MEAN SERIES AHHH jk
Get a dictionary bro!!!
Never thought Dan would become a prison gang boss 🤣🤣
Was 🤣🤣 really necesarry
@@amgwilly565 yes
Dan: "A beard and a bushy hair!"
Me: 0_o
Dan: everything is going ok
Me: watches showers flood
Anyone else thought this was gonna be an escapists video
Yep
that wouldn't make sense because in the title it said it was HIS prison as in HE owned it
Gamerocker I just saw the word contraband but we get it you have 200iq
Mee
me
I love your prison videos so much I put a thumbs up before I even watched the video
Hehe me too!
oskiboski same
Me too!!!
ME TooDan
You:I will punish you
Prisoner:I don’t think you want to do that
“Your in prison, NOT A HOLIDAY CAMP” -Dan 2019
They probably were doing the dab.thats how they got into jail.
Play👏🏻more👏🏻of👏🏻this👏🏻game👏🏻
Wuts with the logo
I nowwww
@@MrRee-lq5hm what?
@@camillemiller3063 i think haylee means his profile pic :v
No no no it should be. PLAY!👏MORE!👏OF!👏THIS!👏GAME!!!!!!!!!!!👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
11:30
dan:build that wall!
trump now:build that wall!
Dan from Prison Architect Part 1: This kitchen is too Small.
*Small Kitchen is still there*
Dan from Part 2: This kitchen is too big
BOY! Please Do this again I love you!
Lol
It’s spelled BOI!
The dislikes are the prisoners
Treu
Not true
I don’t think they would be in dan’s prison
Lol
Yeah
Dan:NASH AGAIN!?!???!??
Me:MY REAL NAME IS NASH WHY IN THE NAME OF NUTCRACKERS AM I A PRISONER!?!?!?!!!
(Not joking read my name) 15:44
Dan: Things are actually going pretty well
The showers overflowing: Hello? Am I not a problem to you?