there's CONTRABAND EVERYWHERE in my Prison! | Prison Architect Part 2

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  • the secrets of my prison are revealed..
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  • @theblobthingy
    @theblobthingy Před 5 lety +644

    Dan : the kitchen is too big
    Me : the smallest kitchen I seen

  • @lollypaws0117
    @lollypaws0117 Před 5 lety +178

    "I think we're doing alright" he says as the showers overflow

    • @gachamilly2221
      @gachamilly2221 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol! 😂

    • @arch69420
      @arch69420 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

    • @julieparrish4328
      @julieparrish4328 Před 5 lety +1

      LOL

    • @julieparrish4328
      @julieparrish4328 Před 5 lety +1

      Soo funny 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😄😆😆😂😂😆😄😅😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😄😄😆😄😆😆🤣😆🤣😄😅😁😀😃

    • @onionsinthecage
      @onionsinthecage Před 5 lety

      ha

  • @spyonthewall7191
    @spyonthewall7191 Před 3 lety +122

    “We got families waiting to visit their incarcerated ones BUT That’s gotta wait!!” Lol Dan really wants that solitary confinement

  • @ts13948
    @ts13948 Před 5 lety +320

    Dan. Please make this a series! I love seeing you play this game!! You’re the best!

    • @notarthur313
      @notarthur313 Před 4 lety +4

      He dud

    • @alx54723
      @alx54723 Před 3 lety +7

      You put more effort in your comment and didn't even get a heart while another comment put in less effort and got a heart

    • @helencowlan5823
      @helencowlan5823 Před 3 lety

      @@alx54723 true

    • @sockforme1240
      @sockforme1240 Před 3 lety +1

      He dud

    • @Coolguydude37
      @Coolguydude37 Před 3 lety +1

      @Charlotte Everett this is a year old comment when this was a new video when this comment was made

  • @TheNextTopGamer
    @TheNextTopGamer Před 5 lety +282

    *I’m a simple man*
    *Dan uploads a video,* I watch it

  • @Lightminator
    @Lightminator Před 5 lety +495

    If Dan was working in a prison they would give him money if he leaves XD

    • @DmitriDmitri
      @DmitriDmitri Před 5 lety +6

      Lol

    • @wowcool6592
      @wowcool6592 Před 5 lety +11

      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      Too-ra-loo-ra-li
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      Hush now, don't you cry
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      Too-ra-loo-ra-li
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      That's an Irish lullaby
      Over in Killarney, many years ago
      My mother sang a song to me in tones so soft and low
      Just a simple little ditty in her good old Irish way
      And I'd give the world if I could hear that song of hers today
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      Too-ra-loo-ra-li
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      Hush now, don't you cry
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      Too-ra-loo-ra-li
      Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ral
      That's an Irish lullaby

    • @Sh0sk1
      @Sh0sk1 Před 5 lety +3

      DUNNO WHY DO THEY?

    • @Sh0sk1
      @Sh0sk1 Před 5 lety +1

      Kadurrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @bethroseirving1358
      @bethroseirving1358 Před 5 lety +1

      True lol

  • @AZ-ss2fj
    @AZ-ss2fj Před 5 lety +70

    Here is a tip: Add metal detectors to the entrance of the reception to avoid contraband if necessary hire lots of staff also add cameras.

  • @galaxiadourada8566
    @galaxiadourada8566 Před 5 lety +123

    22:22 Dan says "How do I get one of those?" in the best voice ever

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan Před 5 lety +570

    This game is actually really fun, hopefully you make more!

  • @jeffreyschilder7468
    @jeffreyschilder7468 Před 5 lety +111

    Guys he did it. And now
    PART 3 PLEASE DAN PLEASE

  • @GOrtiz-cg7so
    @GOrtiz-cg7so Před 5 lety +170

    Prison Architect: We are the hardest game to conquer.
    School Architect: Really?

    • @Opticized
      @Opticized Před 4 lety +3

      it’s not called school architect it’s called academia something

    • @elitasproge1818
      @elitasproge1818 Před 4 lety +4

      Getting over it: Really?

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 3 lety +3

      @@elitasproge1818 Sexy Hiking: **smirks**

    • @AsmanaDoesVR
      @AsmanaDoesVR Před 3 lety

      no no its academia school simulator

    • @bdapilmoto
      @bdapilmoto Před 3 lety

      @@Opticized hey! you get the point

  • @kulfi_king
    @kulfi_king Před 4 lety +112

    “Ahh i only have 14 grand that’s not enough.”
    -Dantdm 2019

    • @masta6726
      @masta6726 Před 3 lety +5

      14 grand is petty cash for building a prison

    • @IronMic51
      @IronMic51 Před 3 lety +4

      Wow even if that isn’t enough money it is way more than I will ever have LOL

    • @sorame248
      @sorame248 Před 3 lety +2

      14k that's more money then I would get in a whole lifetime

    • @corey711
      @corey711 Před 3 lety +2

      Do you build prisons . No

    • @ahmedyaboi_3116
      @ahmedyaboi_3116 Před 3 lety +3

      I can’t even get to two dollars!

  • @TheGoldenZilla
    @TheGoldenZilla Před 5 lety +154

    You give them a pool table and you didn’t realize that they can hit the guards with the sticks

  • @admiromerovic8583
    @admiromerovic8583 Před 5 lety +108

    Who remembers MoreTDM i loved that channel.
    Rest In Peace MoreTDM

  • @chloecorder6967
    @chloecorder6967 Před 5 lety +145

    When dan catches prisoners who are about to escape : hey guys welcome back to my beautiful prison :D

  • @requiredstorage1
    @requiredstorage1 Před 3 lety +21

    dan's prison : time for the shakedown
    guy with the drill : *THE.* *WHAT.*

  • @xx_cerealkiller_xx7938
    @xx_cerealkiller_xx7938 Před 5 lety +108

    Dan: these people are NUTS!
    Me: thats why its a prison

    • @pcmedianyc
      @pcmedianyc Před 4 lety

      LOL

    • @Glitchual
      @Glitchual Před 4 lety

      @Blue Angel just use one message, and this comment was mad e a year ago smh

    • @Cat-ve3zy
      @Cat-ve3zy Před 3 lety

      @@Glitchual ye

    • @pbandj9913
      @pbandj9913 Před 3 lety

      @꧁Blue Angel꧂ ㊗️🈴㊙️

  • @abloogathelawyer4477
    @abloogathelawyer4477 Před 5 lety +199

    Keep up the good work!
    also
    make this a series

  • @DigitalDagger
    @DigitalDagger Před 5 lety +78

    I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE "SELFIE IN PRISON" THING

    • @ShawtyHeronX
      @ShawtyHeronX Před 3 lety +3

      Lol

    • @m0ns3..99
      @m0ns3..99 Před 3 lety +3

      𝕀𝕜𝕣 𝕝𝕠𝕝 𝕚𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕖𝕕

    • @unnam3d__
      @unnam3d__ Před 3 lety

      @@m0ns3..99 Ok.. But HOW!?

    • @MisterManIsOnline
      @MisterManIsOnline Před 3 lety

      I didn’t… but the picture at the fight, everyone’s DEAD 🤣

  • @shanemoran6148
    @shanemoran6148 Před 3 lety +38

    Did anyone notice that only kids were at the table with the unconscious man 😂

  • @swate101
    @swate101 Před 5 lety +68

    Please make this a series this game is so amazing and I love when u play it

    • @joejoe4434
      @joejoe4434 Před 5 lety +1

      Meeee tooo if you say that again I will 1v1 you on fortnite name selectjuju

  • @babi42
    @babi42 Před 5 lety +157

    *Remember the guy who escape so many jail ??*
    *_This is him now_*

  • @justanotherarmy8291
    @justanotherarmy8291 Před 5 lety +28

    Dan: "Why are they going over here? Do they need to shower? They need family hygiene and drugs"
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @secretagentgamesyt4228
    @secretagentgamesyt4228 Před 5 lety +12

    Dan is best youtuber on yt i watch him all time
    👇if you agree

  • @alr
    @alr Před 5 lety +36

    Dan's videos are always awesome :D

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan Před 5 lety +152

    Normal prisons:
    D:
    Dan's Prison:
    :/

    • @teddybear8443
      @teddybear8443 Před 5 lety +4

      You mean :D

    • @pavementant6032
      @pavementant6032 Před 5 lety +2

      My prisons^^

    • @sillygirl7329
      @sillygirl7329 Před 5 lety +2

      Dans prisons are better

    • @grizlywolf95
      @grizlywolf95 Před 5 lety

      DoodleDan no no no normal prison ☹️. Dans prison 😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍

    • @klu9645
      @klu9645 Před 5 lety +1

      Normal prisoners at a prison:
      >:(
      The diamond “maximum” prison:
      :D I can escape

  • @westonhughes6618
    @westonhughes6618 Před 5 lety +27

    “It’s so hard to just build, you know.”
    3:57
    -DanTDM 2019

  • @noggy3133
    @noggy3133 Před 5 lety +32

    "Keep your sanity in Maximum security"
    I know it should be dans prison motto

    • @pcmedianyc
      @pcmedianyc Před 4 lety

      his motto should be if your trying to get hammered in the slammer you will get a wammer LOL

  • @linn.2699
    @linn.2699 Před 5 lety +48

    Dan, If i were a prisoner, i would want to be in your prison.
    SO I CAN ESCAPE EASILY

  • @rowanpaterson900
    @rowanpaterson900 Před 5 lety +169

    Yay I’m so happy you continued this game!😄😄👍🏼

  • @TheRealNae_Nae
    @TheRealNae_Nae Před 4 lety +20

    "Ah, they're so peaceful when they're sleeping." -prisoners wake up and kill all the gaurds-

  • @Theswimmer482
    @Theswimmer482 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Bro I loved this series and to come back and look at it so nostalgic for me

  • @soleilsteary6283
    @soleilsteary6283 Před 5 lety +46

    I was so terrified that Bird was going to escape last time or die because he is my favourite character out of them all

  • @Sterfries
    @Sterfries Před 5 lety +110

    I wonder how good Dan would be at escaping his prison

  • @pritigupta7079
    @pritigupta7079 Před 4 lety +12

    Dantdm: put them in lockdown
    Me: *sighs*

  • @gabs41714
    @gabs41714 Před 3 lety +6

    Shakedown: finding drugs, alcohol, cigarettes and needles
    Dan: THERE WAS A CELLPHONE!?!?
    Also dan: SOMEONE HAD A DRILL!!!

  • @localnyraccoon
    @localnyraccoon Před 5 lety +61

    Please make more videos on this game! :D
    (edit was for correcting a misspelled word)

  • @cookiescreatecandy940
    @cookiescreatecandy940 Před 5 lety +28

    Yes dan, we are very welcomed back to your "beautiful" prison.

  • @kakarotsolos
    @kakarotsolos Před 5 lety +14

    This reminds me of my brother who is in prison... Hope he's doing OK. You always cheer me up Dan. Thank you! 😁

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 Před 5 lety +164

    "Who had drugs... NASH! Again!"
    My neighbors have a dog named Nash...
    ...My neighbor's dog is a crackhead.

  • @dakonblackrose
    @dakonblackrose Před 5 lety +218

    I still want my hug Dan who else wants hugs from tdm

    • @speeddemonsammy7858
      @speeddemonsammy7858 Před 5 lety +2

      Me

    • @carterkinan
      @carterkinan Před 5 lety +3

      Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    • @maxedbear8745
      @maxedbear8745 Před 5 lety +1

      Alayna Mclaughlin yeah getting a cute picute of a girl thats not even you to scam!

    • @fimblejimble
      @fimblejimble Před 5 lety

      dakonblackrose ??!!

    • @mnade.
      @mnade. Před 5 lety

      Ya

  • @Charlotte_Lavender420
    @Charlotte_Lavender420 Před 5 lety +159

    Dan hire pug guards to do shake downs🤣

  • @burd2355
    @burd2355 Před 3 lety +6

    I laughed so hard when Dan said “he’s just flinging him around” 😂 😂 😂 😂
    22:48

  • @afulsher3243
    @afulsher3243 Před 4 lety +8

    1st episode: this is easy as pie!
    2nd episode:THIS IS SO HARD!!!!

  • @HollywoodJ25
    @HollywoodJ25 Před 5 lety +130

    Dan I challenge you to try to build some of the maps in Escapists/Escapists 2. If you accept good luck.

  • @frog8301
    @frog8301 Před 5 lety +180

    Does anyone get really mad when something looks uneven?
    Very unsatisfying...

  • @sockpuppet7731
    @sockpuppet7731 Před 4 lety +7

    Someone remix Dan saying “WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT HAVE I DONE”

  • @sweetxlilxmexx
    @sweetxlilxmexx Před 5 lety +8

    “ all aboard the jail bus”

  • @softserver
    @softserver Před 5 lety +34

    Dan you should hire pug guards to sniff bad stuff

  • @tannermiller3881
    @tannermiller3881 Před 5 lety +113

    You need sewage pipes to empty the drains.

  • @benjamincrew8383
    @benjamincrew8383 Před 6 měsíci +92

    Who else watching in 2024

  • @rosarodgers477
    @rosarodgers477 Před 5 lety +12

    I got your book at a school book fair today
    P.S. my favorite games you have played are your Prison Architect videos and your Minecraft videos

  • @clickbaitcritic8105
    @clickbaitcritic8105 Před 5 lety +49

    Yes these are my new favorite videos! great job man!

  • @myst3112
    @myst3112 Před 5 lety +68

    Dan this needs to be a series. We all love watching you play games

  • @Oofaroonie
    @Oofaroonie Před 5 lety +22

    Prisoners 1: I want my family
    Prisoners 2: I’m bored
    Prisoners 3: I want drugz
    Dantdm: *pulls out taser* get‘ em bois
    Swats: yes master
    Prisoners 3: oh gwad help me ow oh god *gets tased*

  • @meghanii1252
    @meghanii1252 Před 5 lety +4

    28:04 much happier with new parole room...I mean now the table is centered in the room

  • @simpalert
    @simpalert Před 5 lety +42

    Plz make this a series! I love this plz make it a series

  • @d0mu334
    @d0mu334 Před 5 lety +30

    Yey more prison Architect I love the series yey

  • @WhiteWolf520
    @WhiteWolf520 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The fact that this is still entertaining after 5 years just shows how good of a CZcams Dan really is.

  • @thewriter3727
    @thewriter3727 Před 4 lety +3

    14:13
    Two birds, three guards

  • @toxicbo1363
    @toxicbo1363 Před 5 lety +127

    Keep up the great videos and keep this a series please :)

  • @immunemars2004
    @immunemars2004 Před 5 lety +41

    Dan i think the showers are overflowing because the gate has gaps inside it

  • @howiestillgamez5326
    @howiestillgamez5326 Před 4 lety +5

    dont worry dan, prisoners escaping happens to the best of the prison architect community [once i was building a kitchen and then all the prisoners flooded out the gap

  • @chalupastuff
    @chalupastuff Před 4 lety +2

    There are executive rooms in this game too

  • @HawaiianEagle.
    @HawaiianEagle. Před 5 lety +31

    Do another video please I love these! And I just love your content in general!

  • @jaypowerk
    @jaypowerk Před 5 lety +37

    Please play escapist 2 multiplayer with Justin or James

  • @KoPlayz
    @KoPlayz Před 4 lety +2

    Dan:kitchen is way to big
    Me: are you sure about that?

  • @moothecow8029
    @moothecow8029 Před 5 lety +3

    14:44 officer tired reporting for duty!
    I just had wanted to say that for some reason..

  • @HaydenAinslie
    @HaydenAinslie Před 5 lety +305

    Is this gonna be a series?

  • @esmee9122
    @esmee9122 Před 5 lety +16

    *Who knows what Walter gets up to in the staff room*

  • @zephlin_gamming6585
    @zephlin_gamming6585 Před 3 lety +2

    Dan: “I’m thinking outside the box”
    Me:No your thinking outside the yard”

  • @CucumberEXE
    @CucumberEXE Před 3 lety +3

    Dan:there’s gunk on the walls but that’s fine
    2 seconds later
    Dan:the kitchen is nasty that’s bad

  • @patrickthegrandsonofathord2593

    Please have more of this and have 3 best of the best pug guards called Ellie darsy and Peggy

  • @ngzulin
    @ngzulin Před 5 lety +40

    Is it weird that Dan hates all the security in escapeists but now he wants more

  • @ojzgaming5834
    @ojzgaming5834 Před 5 lety +13

    Dis series is well good, plz carry on :)

  • @potatoesyay7763
    @potatoesyay7763 Před 3 lety +2

    Literally everything in Dan’s prison is uneven xD

  • @kaulas3956
    @kaulas3956 Před 5 lety +15

    Can you please please please make this a series because I so love your videos

  • @bravo_xoxo5510
    @bravo_xoxo5510 Před 5 lety +98

    Dan's prison
    Beware of the pugs 😂😂

  • @user-je3cy1gh2n
    @user-je3cy1gh2n Před 6 měsíci +3

    1 of the best dantdm versions

  • @safaaaa_004
    @safaaaa_004 Před 4 lety +4

    Who else noticed that one of the builders' name is Wormtail. Isn't that Voldemort's supporter?

  • @seabass15
    @seabass15 Před 5 lety +43

    I heard someone playing this video behind me so I instantly checked for a new video

  • @AsasAwesomeAdventures
    @AsasAwesomeAdventures Před 5 lety +48

    What a fun prison Dan!

    • @leo_young4880
      @leo_young4880 Před 5 lety +2

      ikr

    • @KHOOBER
      @KHOOBER Před 5 lety +1

      @uwe förster go scam a different channel TDM ARMY GO GO GO MOVE IN OFFICER DAN ORDERS US TO EXTERMINATE

  • @FlyoutAerospace
    @FlyoutAerospace Před 11 měsíci +2

    I watched this at 2 am on 6 cups of coffee. I enjoyed every second of it.

  • @NirvusYT
    @NirvusYT Před 3 lety +3

    Glad you made his a series, love ya Dan

  • @MrBonj
    @MrBonj Před 5 lety +90

    *Who Else Thinks Dan Should Make This A Series? ~~*

  • @RccarsUK
    @RccarsUK Před 5 lety +13

    Never thought Dan would become a prison gang boss 🤣🤣

  • @jameslunt4835
    @jameslunt4835 Před 5 lety +9

    Dan: "A beard and a bushy hair!"
    Me: 0_o

  • @kingsleycheshireyoung6877

    Dan: everything is going ok
    Me: watches showers flood

  • @nsddottier4055
    @nsddottier4055 Před 5 lety +110

    Anyone else thought this was gonna be an escapists video

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 Před 5 lety

      Yep

    • @seamistseamist
      @seamistseamist Před 5 lety +2

      that wouldn't make sense because in the title it said it was HIS prison as in HE owned it

    • @nsddottier4055
      @nsddottier4055 Před 5 lety +3

      Gamerocker I just saw the word contraband but we get it you have 200iq

    • @rossm2868
      @rossm2868 Před 5 lety +1

      Mee

    • @lowyays
      @lowyays Před 5 lety +1

      me

  • @axolotlwithaglock1769
    @axolotlwithaglock1769 Před 5 lety +25

    I love your prison videos so much I put a thumbs up before I even watched the video

  • @Everybodysayohtoodles123
    @Everybodysayohtoodles123 Před 3 lety +1

    You:I will punish you
    Prisoner:I don’t think you want to do that

  • @Popkmon
    @Popkmon Před 3 lety +1

    “Your in prison, NOT A HOLIDAY CAMP” -Dan 2019

  • @lucasjack1987
    @lucasjack1987 Před 5 lety +8

    They probably were doing the dab.thats how they got into jail.

  • @thisisentertainment9686
    @thisisentertainment9686 Před 5 lety +58

    Play👏🏻more👏🏻of👏🏻this👏🏻game👏🏻

    • @MrRee-lq5hm
      @MrRee-lq5hm Před 5 lety +1

      Wuts with the logo

    • @RogerFleck
      @RogerFleck Před 5 lety +1

      I nowwww

    • @camillemiller3063
      @camillemiller3063 Před 5 lety +1

      @@MrRee-lq5hm what?

    • @lorecastro89
      @lorecastro89 Před 5 lety

      @@camillemiller3063 i think haylee means his profile pic :v

    • @Girl0ne
      @Girl0ne Před 5 lety +1

      No no no it should be. PLAY!👏MORE!👏OF!👏THIS!👏GAME!!!!!!!!!!!👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jhe2villegas303
    @jhe2villegas303 Před 4 lety +3

    11:30
    dan:build that wall!
    trump now:build that wall!

  • @samanthamancini899
    @samanthamancini899 Před 3 lety +1

    Dan from Prison Architect Part 1: This kitchen is too Small.
    *Small Kitchen is still there*
    Dan from Part 2: This kitchen is too big

  • @muhammadalfarel9462
    @muhammadalfarel9462 Před 5 lety +24

    BOY! Please Do this again I love you!

  • @chocolateguy1131
    @chocolateguy1131 Před 5 lety +103

    The dislikes are the prisoners

  • @dash_134alt2
    @dash_134alt2 Před 4 lety +4

    Dan:NASH AGAIN!?!???!??
    Me:MY REAL NAME IS NASH WHY IN THE NAME OF NUTCRACKERS AM I A PRISONER!?!?!?!!!
    (Not joking read my name) 15:44

  • @justanordinaryidiot5167
    @justanordinaryidiot5167 Před 3 lety +3

    Dan: Things are actually going pretty well
    The showers overflowing: Hello? Am I not a problem to you?