I went to a high school about 30 minutes away from Flint. The entire campus (Elementary, Middle, and High school) all have water issues. They have been "fixing" our water for over 2 years now. All of our watering fountains are covered so kids dont drink it, except at the high school, because "the water there isn't as bad" my cousin and his friend took one sip from the watering fountain, and both ended up with stomach aches! Can we have some Zen water too?
I was born in Dearborn. Lived in Westland, but born in Dearborn. Got smart and moved to Tennessee, though. Actually, anyone reading, I lived behind St. Johns Episcopal Church in Westland, next to the old KMart and Marshall Junior high. Dad was the priest there. YMCA was right near, too.
this guy has such a relaxed yet incredibly funny way about him which makes him utterly charming which is why he can get away with what he says! perfect!!
When he said that “Kids these days eat lead”, one of my friends found traces of lead in his cafeteria food (he was/is a geeky chemistry guy that tests everything whenever he gets the chance). That scared the shit out of the 2 of us and now we make our own stuff.
That eating lead joke is hella confused between lunchables or school shooting , weird that we're at a point to differentiate between these .
I knew he was in Michigan as soon as he said the water joke
‘ZenWater *ding’ 😂 Thank you Matt for inserting an advertisement without making it annoyingly obvious - just hilariously obvious!
Busted a Flint Michigan Water Joke and they didn't get it, lol.
Matt has got BARS! 😂 that lead joke was too good 😂😂😂
Was that a school shooting joke that people just missed or did my mind go too dark??😅
This is the earliest I’ve been to Matt’s comment section 😭😭 2024 is going to be a good year
I went to a high school about 30 minutes away from Flint. The entire campus (Elementary, Middle, and High school) all have water issues. They have been "fixing" our water for over 2 years now. All of our watering fountains are covered so kids dont drink it, except at the high school, because "the water there isn't as bad" my cousin and his friend took one sip from the watering fountain, and both ended up with stomach aches! Can we have some Zen water too?
ZenWater-- I’m here for all the free water! What do I have to do???!!! 😅😅😅
Instead of lead, I thought he was going to say "glue"😂
Matt I 💖 you! You are the best at what you do 😂😂
I was born in Dearborn. Lived in Westland, but born in Dearborn. Got smart and moved to Tennessee, though. Actually, anyone reading, I lived behind St. Johns Episcopal Church in Westland, next to the old KMart and Marshall Junior high. Dad was the priest there. YMCA was right near, too.
this guy has such a relaxed yet incredibly funny way about him which makes him utterly charming which is why he can get away with what he says! perfect!!
I like that water. You are so so funny. Amazing how your brain has those comebacks so fast n funny.
Phillip Island T-Shirt!!! I must have missed you when you came to Melbourne!!!
When he said that “Kids these days eat lead”, one of my friends found traces of lead in his cafeteria food (he was/is a geeky chemistry guy that tests everything whenever he gets the chance). That scared the shit out of the 2 of us and now we make our own stuff.
Love Matt Rife.. new crush ❤❤❤
I can’t get over how off script and quick you are!! A true talent!!
Hat was badass the map was entire correct map of Michigan!,,, props
My sister used to live in Dearborn, she’s in Grand Rapids now