+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan. 14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition. 15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language. 17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land. 18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan. 19. 911 calls Zlatan for help. 20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine. 21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa. 22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon. 23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean. 24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
Hello Zlatan Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan! I wish you all the best! With sporty greetings Raphael Wellig
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
Zlatan's conversation with reporter: *Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game? *Zlatan*: Only God knows. *Reporter*: Where is God? *Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects. We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
Zlatan might act arrogant but he's had a rough life, do you know how hard it is to raise two parents as a single baby.
Aris Totle LMAOO
You had me at the first half
HAHAHA🤣
😂😂😂😂
U had me in the 1st half, not gonna lie
The Worst day of Zlatan’s life was February 30th. Now it doesn’t exist
Nice one. Never heard this before lol
And had a mediocre day on 29th feb, that is why it comes once in 4 years !
🙃
that one.... is good
Zlatan is the worse day for February 30th
When graham bell invented the telephone, he already had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
ROFL
Nice 😆😆
Brooo😂😂😂😂😂
Meucci*
Well that is because it was basically Nikola Tesla who invented the telephone so it all makes sense now.
Once Zlatan went to school late. The teacher punished the other students for coming early
LMFAO 🤣
Lmao
Copied
when you interview Zlatan, you answer his questions
Zlatan doesn't have questions. Questions have Zlatan
That is proved in 2:55
Yeah that's true
2:30 Journalist asks Zlatan questions, Journalist answers them, Zlatan just listens
*You question his answers
*When Zlatan was a kid he told his parents a bedtime story.*
😂
*When Zlatans parents were scared they would sleep with Zlatan :v*
@@eiy4032 and not in the kid friendly way
@@kidnamedfingerrr 🤦
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When zlatan left home at 16 he told his father, " you're the man of the house now"!!!
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
underrated
Best!
When Zlatan’s phone rings in a movie theater, the movie is paused.
Lmao
When zlatan takes a photo . The camera smiles for him
Where are you going next? Good ebening btw
Lmao😂😂
😂😂😂
gud ebening
in the beninging
Zlatan once missed 3 months of school.
Now people call it Summer Break.
In the UK it’s 2 months
3 months for summer break!!???When to they do their studies??
@@8r3l I'm sorry 4 u😂
@@8r3l In Germany 6 weeks 🤣
Mer Haha ja
when zlatan installs an app they have to accept zlatan's terms and conditions
😂😂😂😂
@Qaisar Ayaz Love that one 😂
😂😂😂😂
When the devil goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Zlatan.
Underrated bro😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Hé does for Jesus tho
🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆
Only Zlatan can pull out and have eleven babies.
Comment of the century xD
CommonSense0695 and sterling
CommonSense0695 THIS IS GOLD, I CRIED OF LAUGHTER
U just won comment of the year!
CommonSense0695 took me a few seconds to understand the reference. Genius.
Zlatan miss school for 2 days.Those days are now called Saturday and sunday
+JfarroyoTV I go to school on Saturday...
Dumbass it's not my fault. I MUST go to school on Saturdays. Well, at least I'm not as stupid as you are.
+JfarroyoTV moron
no school missed Zlatan!
+Bryan Vazquez its not the same rules in every country dumbass
There will never be another Zlatan. I hope he continues to play into his 50's!😃
He unfortunately retired today. 😢
Zlatan once left a half eaten apple. A random company used it as their logo!
lmao.....
Not bad...
Hmmm let me see
It was Microsoft? 😂😂😂
That eaten piece of apple is called Samsung
huawei
When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
😂
+SwiftCross Hahaha
Oh man, that's funny shit xD
+SwiftCross Zlatan doesn't do try-outs. The rest is history.
hahaha lol
without a doubt probably the most honest, in-your-face football player that has ever walked this earth.
Omar El'Daghestani lmfao without a doubt probably
Max Dee ERIC CANTONA.
+Batuhan Mutlu eric would bash your head in before he voiced anything but now a days that would be a good thing freaking reporters, refs, and fans get on players nerves.
dejan savicevic as well. that guy was a character
+OmarEl'Daghestani English all over again
4:53 Zlatan is about to give the referee a Red Card 🤣🤣
I imagine him being like: The ref doesnt give the cards Zlatan does Now get the fuck out
I don’t even generally watch football but this man is something else 🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan killed two STONES with one BIRD
Ur logic is the next level
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
4:41 Zlatan doesn't come to you. You come to Zlatan.
Texas Poon Tappa hahahahhahahahhahahhaha
Lolol the goal comes to zlatan too
cuz am THE BOSS
+Abdul Rahman lel
Brunolin rubro negro You're not.
Every morning Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock.
He wakes up his clock
@@metehanozen9866 ye
Obama Bin Laden i have no idea why i wrote that
@@metehanozen9866 Sorry I have homosexuality idk
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does
2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.
3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours.
4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan.
5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer.
6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet.
7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated.
8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again.
9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan.
10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ".
11. When Zlatan and the priest sat in the confession chair the priest confessed his sins for Zlatan.
12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries.
13. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan.
14. Zlatan got shot once and now the bullet is in critical condition.
15. When Zlatan comes to your wedding you become the best man.
16. Zlatan can hear sign language.
17. Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land.
18. Man U signed a contract to play for Zlatan.
19. 911 calls Zlatan for help.
20. Once Zlatan got the corona virus,now the virus is in quarantine.
21. Zlatan won a staring contest against Mona Lisa.
22. When Neil Armstrong was on his way to the moon,Zlatan was already on his way back home from the moon.
23. When Zlatan takes a shower the soap gets clean.
24. The corona virus wears a mask now after touching Zlatan.
number 10 is the best xD
Suat Kaya Best laugh I’ve ever had! Thank you!!😂😂😂
@@basil8474 you are welcome
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
Haha the machine does
The greatest and most lovable ego in the history of sport
1. Muhammad Ali
2. Mike Tyson
3. Zlatan
These are the 3 ranked egos for me
TheTimbalanders lol messi's is worse than ronaldo in terms of ego
@TheTimbalanders what about Floyd?
TheTimbalanders oh, forget already who's the one who were saying he wants to retire from national team yet still returns, and it's not only once he did that 😏 oh, and also, remember the recent news saying that some particular superstar wants to move out from his club after getting his team smacked by their ass with those 8-2 score and even trying to sue the president after knowing that his parter is getting sacked via a phone call, but still stays yet again for another season 😏😏 sure, he doesn't throw any tantrum about goals, but he DOES throws a huge tantrum if his desires are not granted 🤔🤔🤔
TheTimbalanders not to mention having as far as getting the La Liga excecutives to beg for him to stay lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Shouldn't I be the one who asks HOW did he NOT egoistical instead? 🤔🤔🤔
If I was a journalist, I'd be so scared to interview him, he would just embarrass me and make me take up knitting instead lol
Well, it's all about saying: Sorry for taking your holy time, my holy, righteous and powerful God.
Low Budget
Tinizel The only person who should be embarrassed is Zlatan for acting like a imature boy!
+Petra Bockarovska Hater!
good u know not to be a journalist now
I love how he’s either having fun, gets angry or is just bored.
When Zlatan went to college, the college got a diploma
4:50 Zlatan doesn't goes to the referee, the referee goes to Zlatan.
Epic
Boss
True that lol
*the ref comes to Zlatan
@Bilal Khalid no in hospital
I felt bad for the reporter that was also a camera guy lmfao
lmao
LaRusso papiss speak to low budget haha
what about martial and his brand AM9?
LaRusso u cant hust send a cameraguy from god zlathan
@Bilal Khalid oh god you're so funny...
Zlatan was sent to the principal’s office in high school. The principal is still in the detention room
😂😂😂
😆🤣🤣
Zlatan is the kind of guy that you wanna have as friend but not as an enemy
When King Zlatan Scores, the opponents better celebrate his goal...🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Or else we know what's happening after the match
Because its an own goal 😂😂😁
😂😂🤣🤣
He is just unexplainably good ...n the best striker in the world ..viva la Zlatan ibrahimovic 👍
Hina Aqil He is not the best striker in the world.
Yes he is
Hina Aqil I would say Agüero is the best striker in the world
I respect your opinion ...but Zlatan ibrahimovic is the best ...no one can be as good as him
Kristoffer Kämpe why is everyone after zlatan ibrahimovic idk
When Neil Armstrong went to the moon, Zlatan's footprint was already there.
i think about whether the world will have a legend like him again
Never.
His kind will never come again, totally unique and magical 💕 and the most handsome in all the world 🌎
when Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest
Zlatan doesn't come to your house,
Your house comes to Zlatan.
I would know that. When Zlatan comes to my house, I'll throw him out again. And that's the end of the topic.
He stays at the door.
Michael Sturm you don’t throw zlatan away , zlatan throws you away
5:33 Only Zlatan could pull out and still have eleven babies
😂😂😂😂 so true
Positive Comment
Lol! Omg!
Waaaaaahahahahahahaha
GOOD one!!! 😆😆😆🎯🎯🎯
m dead🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
This guy is one of my favorite football strikers of all time 😂
When Zlatan was born, he cut off the doctor's umbilical cord.
Not his own?
@@lowlander5432 Own his not?
@@user-sy7rn6nc3e His not own?
I don't even enjoy or watch football -- but Zlatan is Zlatan.
Zlatans dream team:
Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan,Zlatan
Coach: Zlatan
just one zlatan can do it all
İ thought he was the one and only
He would add Messi for just a company
@@fieliep1040 As Zlatan says: There's only one Zlatan.
😂😂😂👍
"This country doesn't deserve Psg"
"Vive la France!"
Do you ever look at a comment and think "why didn't I write that ?"
no
No
no
No
No
Zlatan does not have a big ego. All he does is speak his mind. We need more of this.
Zlatan reprents the honest person inside all of us.We mostly fear to say what is on our minds to show false respect to other people.I wish more of us could be just frank with each other.
Grow up
@@quitanero from someone who clearly lost his balls
Hello Zlatan
Thank you for your great football and the great interwies. The world of sport needs personalities like you, Zlatan!
I wish you all the best!
With sporty greetings
Raphael Wellig
Zlatan : You're a journalist or a camera guy
Journalist : Am a journalist
Zlatan :So why are you holding the camera
Zlatan once pissed is a truck's gas tank.That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
M8...
NovaScar 😂😂😂
hahahaha you nearly killed me
From all the Footballers in the world, Zlatan is the only one whose reality show I would watch. The guy is such a unique figure lmao.
I just love this man without any reason ❤️
zlatan is a great guy, his smile tells us that he has a good soul.
He's adorable.
ibrahimovic was caught for speeding, luckily he let the officer off with a warning, the officer was never seen again
3:07 Zlatan : "And you know better football than me ?"
Journalist : "No"
Zlatan : "So why are you talking ?"
End of the game
He literally destroyed him
One of the best players and one of the best person in football ever 💪🏻
What a boss
あ あ%xxsdddf
"Are you a journalist or a camera guy?"
"A camera guy."
"So why you holding the camera?"
King Zlatan 😂
+Ohmeingot he said he was journalist not camera guy and then he said why you holding the camera?.... still funny as fuck XD
+Ohmeingott Lol talk about butchering it.
U dumbass
Ohmeingott lmao
Ohmeingott man your comment is so cringe, edit it please
I felt like 11 babies around me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 best one
When the defenders tackle zlatan, they injured themselvs.
His birthday celebrates Zlatan.
1:45 there's a match going on and ibrahs just sorting out his ponytail 😂😂what a bender
.
When Zlatan got his drivers license, the rules of the road were changed. “When approaching Zlatan, you must give way”
That's true 🤣🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
Zlatan’s interviews are the greatest.
Zlatan's phone number: 911
"nobody talks"
"why?"
"cause İ'm the boss"
xD hahahaha
Zlatan is a great player and a wonderful person.... His personality makes him exceptional.... wherever he is whatever he is doing it's his own unique style.....
Zlatan sleeps with the lights on. Not because he is scared of the Dark, but because the Dark is scared of Zlatan
Zlatan's conversation with reporter:
*Reporter*: So will PSG win the next game?
*Zlatan*: Only God knows.
*Reporter*: Where is God?
*Zlatan*: You're speaking to him right now
lol 😂😂😂😂⚰
He's crasy
See above.
Omg so bad....
People are really stupid for liking this comment
Football will not be the same without Zlatan!
Another icon mabye
this hurts reading that now after he retired :/
I hope you are still alive Log1cTech
His answers are too much satisfying. I watched this video 1000 times lol.
When Zlatan speaks of himself in the third person, it cracks me up.
Zlatan doesn’t come to the referee when he calls him, referee comes to Zlatan 4:45
Zlatan: "Follow me, follow me, nobody talks". Reporter: "Why nobody talks?". Zlatan "Because I am the boss". Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOVE this guy :D
Omg, it's like we watched the same video.
We watched it too.
he is the best and a awesome showman
When Zlatan takes the plane, the pilot applauds for him at the end of the flight.
1:10 he says "FLASH!"
IM DYING XD
+Fehr AlMehdar No, he's saying "flêche" which means "arrow"
flash, as in the super hero with speed for a super power, as in the fastest man alive.
I'm pretty sure I'm right about this :/
+Fehr AlMehdar no he said "fleche" because in France there is an expression : "rapide comme une fleche" (quick like an arrow) ^^
+Krossice but he does never speak french he has surely said flash
zakka encore
man i'm french and i'm a PSG's supporter so i know he can speak french, not good but he can and he said "flèche"
"When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the Wi-fi password ".
laughing my fucking god damn ass off
@@ChamaneKing me too 😂😂
Sooo good 😂😂
Lmfao
I don't know if he is the best person but I really like him being honest and true to himself. And my favorite. definitely.
He has the exact same mentality and demeanour as the players i grew up playing with in Sweden projects.
We used to behave like this against eachother and i love it, the competivness
Zlatan was the one who killed the "Dead sea".
LMAO
I love how the French people talk so much shit about Zlatan since he said the bad words about them. Please understand, YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ZLATAN. He does everything for PSG..
Fotroix Clan You're not really following the PSG because they don't need Ibra anymore. He did a lot for to the team in the first years he made the PSG to be known but now it's done. I wouldn't say "he does everything" but "he did everything"
When he was playing they won barca but when he wasn't they lost
+suhail alhameli you are a french when you are gonna say that you have to say beat when they was gone they beat barça xd
I'm not French
Yeak we dont need anymore but anybody can deny that without him PSG WOUldn't Have been the french champion 3 times in a row
'Time' asks"Can I get more Zlatan?"
Confidence is full of Zlatan!
4:40 when zlatan plays with a little bit aggression and does a foul, the referees request him if he is ok to be booked.
Zlatan is basically the Chuck Norris of the football world.
Pfffffft. Chuck norris wishes.
Akash Kvijay No. Zlatan wishes. Nobody goes above Chuck.
NoahUploads he's a black belt in tae kwon do
Niklas Bendtner
Real is zlatan
Nr 1 Ibra. Bello e bravo. Un gladiatore 👍.
When Zlatan celebrates birthday
He wishes others
Nothing is funny
@@sinisamarkovic8282 Funny is nothing.
@@cr7thegoat951 Is funny nothing
@@b.097 *"Nothing is funny"*
Zlatan does not comment. Comments Zlatans!
lmfao xD
lmao
Well man, actually it should be "comments zlatan" or "comment zlatans", but still, nice joke bro
@@hommebon3331 comments zlatan
@@junglegirl5174 comment comments Zlatan
lmao this guy, a legend ^^
Una Bellezza Unica Una Bravura Calcistica Indiscutibile THE KING
Phenomene .. legende ❤️
When Zlatan left the house, he said to his dad : your the man in the house now.
Welcome to Zlatan Manchester United!!
Then he left
Grace Makhisa No, Manchester United left Zlatan !
These zlatan comments are the cure for depression 😂😂
Intelligent, spirit & mind, muscle, hard working, strong ❤️, arrogant, this is Golden boy - Zlatan
"because I'm the boss" epic
One of the very few characters left in the game
Great talent
He is so crazy 🤣 awesome💕
He's crazy talented, funny , scores outrageous back or side heel and not afraid to bully opponents !!!