"That's My A$$"😂
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The bird is not one of her body parts. A bird is British slang for a woman.
How did neither of them know or remember that?
Especially being BRITISH?! 🤔🙄
Kind of older slang for a woman, no? Just like "broad" was American slang for a woman.
Funny story: A British stand up comedian from the 1970s, Billy somebody, I forget his last name, told some humorous stories regarding the confusion between American slang and British.
He wasn't aware that "broad" was American slang for "woman." On the first day of his first visit to the States, his American friend, presuming him to be lonely, asked "Can I get you a broad?"
Surprised (and mildly confused), Billy responded, "I just *got* here!"
Well she is British.
@@57highland I think you're probably talking about Billy Connolly. He's funny AF!
Old Remington Steel checking out the birdie 😂😂😂
That was a great line at the end.
That was a joke.
I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂😂😂
That is one great looking bird.
Love Minnie Driver because she can do comedy or drama with such great talent. Pretty rare.
Wtf that's her???
@@TheAeolas6 layers of makeup
no she doesn't. she can't even get a,work..ages
Great singer too.
The guy patting her on ass had his Minnie Driver working
She is still Georgous 🎉😂❤
No argument about that 😂
hell yeah she is.
Nah. And that's not how you spell gorgeous
Who is she?
@@tg072185Minnie Driver.
I actually met Minnie at the Toronto film festival in 2011. My GF was one of the volunteers, and she and I and a few others were out back of the venue having a cigarette break, and Minnie Driver just walked out and asked if she could bum a smoke off someone. She said if she gets pictured smoking she gets so much shit for it, so she has to do it on the QT. Really down to earth, really dry and funny.
I met her briefly at Sundance 20 years ago. She was extremely lovely inside and out.
That’s how they are rich .
Pay for nothing
That's the good thing about smoking; people who have nothing in common from different social classes can bond over society hating them as smokers.
Qt?? ???
@@UPpWnUCMe-gl8gdquick trip
Every time I see her I think about John Cusack giving her an airplane ride in Grosse Pointe Blank. Infectious laugh.
I always remember her telling him "ya cyant come in!" in a Jamaican accent... lol.
What a lovely bird it is.
Back when sexual harassment was running rampant
Amd everyone ignored you.@@WallyMoon_
Pierce was clapping then😂😂😂
Had to be
Nah. He wouldn't do his wife dirty.
Please bring back Craig Ferguson. Thank you.
They won't after #Metoo he's too unwoke, all the flirtiness and naughty statements and masculanity, they can't have that. The need want vaguely funnyish good little men who do, say, and support what they are told too. They want SAFE, Craig is way to much fun and mischievious to be safe. Maybe on FOX.
Both are garbage
@gyorgyor7765 is was pretty grim watching him perv over young women he was interviewing.
Him acting like he's never fucked a woman before gets old real fast.
@@paintspot1509Everyone of those women gave as good as they got. It was funny as hell. You see, many years ago, the human species would flirt and playfully touch each other without intent of malice. Both sexes enjoyed this until some ugly people got jealous that no one would flirt with them. Now, young people don't even know what a woman is. They live through phone screens, swiping right, rolling the dice, never to experience the euphoric "tingle" of someone touching or flirting with them because they were smitten.
Love how she nails the cockney geezer accent without even trying
She grew up there , didnt she ?
Her laugh is the best... add in that adorable accent.......
Yes it is very sexy
Imagine hearing that first thing in the morning.
That laugh is trouble
Trouble for men.@@bloodyspartan300
i dig that laugh. the rest aint bad either
She has the best laugh.... they should be pit in more movies...😂😂😂
Can you imagine trying to have lunch with Minnie Driver and not be mesmerized? I can't.
Ba Ba Booey
I'd probably chew and swallow my own tongue.
I've always thought she was beautiful.
No blood in my brain for sure.
@@shabba213Easy perv. I just meant she's delightful. 😅
Probably means anything gets mesmerised. Not Insulting you just making an observation
He wasn’t calling your ass a bird he was calling you a bird like guys did back in the day
That’s so weird. Back in 2003 my suitemate was English and he told me they called chicks “birds” over there. I don’t see how it went over Minnie’s head seeing she’s from the UK.
Edit: she was born in London & raised in Barbados, maybe that’s why.
I was waiting for this comment so I didn't have to say it lol....
@vhscopyofseinfeld Ah, that edit explains it well. Thank you.
@@vhscopyofseinfeld She's playing at not understanding.
And he would have called her ass her arse.
Minnie Driver is awesome!
She STILL does it for me!😍
💯
who knew she was british. wow. after all these years
Absolutely 100% 👍 @@rgross1967
She is a great actress. !
She has really good genes😂😂😂
And a plastic surgeon...
“Who’s strangling the cat”
his conversational skills are on a whole other level.
😂😂😂😂. Love the way she says little bird
I love the way Minnie speaks; she makes me weak in the knees just listening to her. And she's such a great person on top of that. I absolutely love her!
Minnie is really lovely and hilarious. At least Craig Ferguson is honest.
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Lovely to Behold; her comedic side really shined in the animated Tarzan; all those years ago 😅✌️
First movie I can remember was Return to Me with Dave Duchovny; fun movie, good cast, good story 😌
circle of friends
@framergod69 Yep, Thank You. That was a Good One.
She’s still gorgeous
She's got a lovely little bird, indeed!
Does your mother have a lovely one also?
@@oblongbox5110 bout as nice as yours mom's. My mother has passed, you azz 🤡.
Please never approach a woman in real life, thank you
He was calling you a bird if he was from England.
She's from England herself and I'm sure is more than familiar with all the English slang vocabulary
Thanks for clearing that up for everybody
her arse?
London to be specific. East London or South-East. ❤ Cockney all the way
Yeah, I wonder why she didn't know that bird was slang for a woman, when she herself is from England. Maybe it's a generational thing. I know it was used in the 60s and 70s so maybe she just wasn't used to hearing it.
I just love her personality and her humour❤❤
"He always called my bum a bird." 😅
Minnie driver was in golden eye?! I need to rewatch.
I don’t remember her. She doesn’t seem like a good fit
She the nightclub singer in the first scene between Bond and Robbie Coltranes character, if I remember she was wearing a red hat and with red arm length velvet gloves
She was Chumovsky’s “mistress”, absolutely murdering Tammy Wynette’s “Stand By Your Man” via karaoke….
@@ryanwakley1640 hahahaha oh man, can’t believe that was her!
@bowslap makes a habit of murdering songs, think she did Springsteen's Hungry Heart
“That’s flattering but that’s quite enough Mr. Bond”
Minnie and Craig are a perfect pairing
Lightning struck once in full view of the cameras, and we were there to see the duo
Could listen to her talk every single day and then some. Damn I love her accent like those from Australia, Irish,and the UK
She actually looks great still to this day!
She's just lovely. And that voice absolutely sends me !❤😊
It was actually Pearce Brosnan? That's libelous, Minnie! Although no-one would blame him. She's lovely! 😍
Not libelous if its true😅
*Scandalous
It's a joke.
@@Deathbird_Mitch I get it, Mrs Serious! Everyone here, including me, was joking too! Are we good? 😄
Did you not actually listen to her? she said it was one of the AD's. Not the actual star of the movie.
It’s a “Burd”. Not “Bird” it’s rarely used anymore. In old English it means a young woman or maiden. A suspected Virgin.
Nah, it's "bird". Slang for woman. Like "she's my bird" (she's my girl). Similar meaning to calling women chicks (which are also birds).
All of which are derived from the "original" medieval one he was mentioning... like soo many sayings and words that people don't realize changed over time.
@@bch5513 Well said! Like “Santa Claus” came down to us from “Saint Nicholas”… “Saint Nich olas”… “Santa Claus”. It’s like listening to a baby learn how to say certain words. Some children and some adults shorten or change the sound unintentionally and others change them intentionally. That’s how languages develop. That’s how we got Spanish, Italian, French English etc. from Latin in just 2000 years.
@@interestedbystander196interesting. Thanks
@@dcjohnson2208 therefore he did say bird. It just meant a woman not the animal. But he still said bird. And I don't think think she misunderstood anything. I think most of you are missing her simple point that she didn't really like being touched in the behind or something. She wasn't really focusing on the word and it's etymology. Maybe she was a bit more distracted by the fact that she was being patted in the back?
Indeed, she was salmon dipped in honey in front of a bear.
Definitely a harassment day candidate
Rip Patrice
"WASSSUP FISH, ROOOOAAAAR"
Oh my Good! Human Resources!
The best part was when your boss told you to "Get off the stage" so you used your two arms to give him "THE BIRD"!!!
I always loved her.
Minnie Driver is SMOKING HOT
Back in the day.....that's cute.
Wym
You were wondrous in "Big Night "
Minnie. That's one of my favorite movies; I saw it again recently, and it hasn't lost a thing.
You were great in it, and so was everyone else.
The fact that nobody yelled or clapped when she mentioned goldeneye shows that audience is lame af
I feel like the N64 game was better than the movie.
Good lord she is a muffin😊
One ofthose actresses that mSkes you fall in love no matter what character she playz
how can you not love this lady?
She just put Peirce Bronson on blast , low key 😂😂😂😂
It would be hard to resist, but resist you must.
Minnie Driver gorgeous!
its the makeup mate lol
Minnie Driver looks Great Here!!😀👏👏👍
She called her personal space and honoring that “PC” lmfao absolutely cooked
Good days!!
I thought all the Brits called a pretty girl a bird. Since she's from England, she would have known that.
Except he wasn't calling HER a "a bird", he was definitively referring to her BUTT as a "bird" all while patting her butt. I am sure she has been called a "bird". Her whole point was that she let this guy do this while using a common euphimism.
Yes, some do . Not many like it
Chick, bird, mother hen, granny goose they molt at each stage of life
😅 true
I love her laugh. She gives her good.
Good old days… now just women are allowed to Pat men’s bird and get away with it 😂
Golden Eye was the Bond movie where James was asked: How do you survive? by some villain and he replied famously by saying: "I take great pleasure from beauty."
I have nothing but respect and admiration for all the Bond girls.
When does Bond say this? In what scene, I mean? Was this an extended or deleted scene or something? Not trying to be rude or anything. Legit curious.
@@deejayguppy6087True. That line is in ‘The World is Not Enough’.
The best late night tv show and liked Jeff the 💀and his crazy shit! 😂😂😂
the guys who got screwed
are the ones who didn't do that 😅
"Bird" is British slang for female.
She would know that as she is British. This is obviously for the international camera. THey have to have something amusing to say in these "interviews". Pathetic really ?
@@awalk5177 Minnie was raised in Barbados, so she may not have been familiar with the term. Not to mention the term's really outdated, even in England.
Piers you dirty old bird😅😅😅
Or a Vulture
@@randolphedward8152 Yep, and a lecherous one at that! 😏
That gentleman is literally trespassing your private space. It's similar like a tailgate driver.
What a beautiful bird 😅
"That's a lovely little stink."
You're welcome.
Pierce is the man
Would you like some pads to go along with that slurp? 🤤
Pierce…your window is closing 😂
She has such a great laugh
This woman is beautiful
She was hotter in good will hunting
I would do that...😂😂😂
I actually liked Minnie Driver back in the 90's, she was quite well known in the UK. Circle of Friends, small role in GoldenEye, pretty good in Grosse Pointe Blank & Good Will Hunting I think she was in the running to voice Lara Croft (My favourite gam franchise at the time), she ended up doing the Revisioned: Tomb Raider animated series in 2007 (which she was perfect). A great actress.
Back in the good old days
He’s such a flirt.
I always liked her.
When I was a kid, bird was slang for your weiner 😂
That is in fact a lively little bird…the 10 thousand a night kind.
another me too
Well, I had to go take a look. Literally the flattest little bird I've ever seen. 😂😂😂
In the 1990s, there was a book of photographs of Minnie Driver's bum, all by famous photographers.
That laugh is scary 😬
@@FuliginosusWhat was the catch, if there’s nothing happening back there
@@funkslave9425 Her caboose has enchanted a generation, even if you and @Al-Rudigor consider it flat.
@@maxonlamb8063why
Pierce is the best bond😂😂😂
He was calling YOU his little bird and just patting you on the ass to show he “cared”. lol
A "bird" is Brit slang for a chick.
And your bird can sing
mj used to call them fish
"Did a Bond film." With all due respect, that was a 5 second scene.
Dude, it's not like she claimed it was her "Breakout" role. 🙄
The way she says “bottom” cracks me up. She is lovely still.
I love her she’s so gifted 🕊
Down to earth and attractive. Best combination you can ever have.
Love hearing someone actually correctly saying arse instead of ass.
British people say "ass" now?
@@jmodified really that’s sad. Most Aussies still say arse.
Ass is how North American say it. Most British people say arse.
There's no right or wrong way to pronounce it. Both examples are acceptable.
@@JasonWW2000 na, I’m not North American.
I never even knew she was British. She’s always been pretty to me. When I saw her in Hard Rain!
All these comments explaining british slang to a british actress lmaooo
I love Mini I wish she was in more stuff!
It was actually Pierce
And what a fine bird it is
Bond: Who's strangling the cat???
Valentin: That's Elena, my mistress....
Minnie is British, she knows what "bird" means.
"Bird" or not I'm sure it's lovely
Mini is just a funny girl 😅😅😅😅
Without even trying.
“I think I got your pickle!”
All Bonds were bird watchers🐦🔍🔭
Mercy, she's special.
In a very TUMESCENT way?😃
Indeed so!🤪
Her part in that movie was about 30 seconds though. She says "every day" like she was on the set for months.
She still could have been on set for a while. She could have shot more than they actually ended up using.
And setting up a shot ain't the quickest thing in the world, neither.
@@d2dar459Appreciate you informing novice folks who know nothing of the daily operations on a set.
@@d2dar459 I think you're just being contrarian. There was no place for her character beyond that brief scene.
@@Electricshrock
It would appear you don't know much about the film industry.
d2dar459 has an excellent point.
@@Electricshrockhe doesn't even know what scene she's in LOL
He's just arguing nonsense with you