EVERYTHING You Need To Know About Trazyn The Infinite & Why He's Misunderstood
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 The Most Prolific Thief in 40K
0:00:56 I'm New to 40K where should I start
0:05:13 How the Necrons work
0:08:59 Trazyn's Motivations
0:15:39 How Trazyn steals the World
0:19:37 The Most Fun Character in 40K
0:23:17 Trazyn's Museum
0:27:36 Don't Touch Trazyn's Stuff
0:31:53 The Two Pettiest Characters in 40K
0:37:47 Why Trazyn is the Way He is
0:39:52 A Catalog of His Museum
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The fact Trazyn stole this episode is SO in character
It is perfect
Agreed he will steal everything even if it's nailed down and guarded by the Imperium
it is most excellent
How can he have stolen the episode if it was his from the start?
Also, he downloaded a copy of this episode and has it in a little stand next to his statue so he can ask "Do YOU have a youtube episode about you?"
@@M4gl4dthat makes sense, the episode is about him after all so it is his
The fact that “Trazyn stole my refrigerator.” could be a canon sentence.
I can just imagine an Imperial Citizen waking up one day and seeing Trazyn steal his entire living room then leave
@@rasenshuriken7771”this is exceptionally well done, I’m taking it”
@@rasenshuriken7771I'm reminded of the copypasta of waking up and bill Murrays making a sandwich in my kitchen says "No one will ever believe you." Then climbs out the window. But you know, Trazyn 😂
@@rasenshuriken7771then Trazyn goes "ehh, what the heck" *yoink* and then just puts you inside of the stasis field with all your stuff and it kind of looks like the Nuketown house with you looking like a mannequinn in it.
@@kage3587 Getting yoinked by Trazyn probably wouldn´t be the worst fate!
I imagine ten percent of Trazyn’s battlefield acquisitions encompass the phrase “Your being rescued, please do not resist.”
my goals are far beyond your understanding
This is not your place to die. Eternity awaits!
A slightly interesting character
Iron museum clerk, skellitour “ Cowabunga it is”
*Cough* Thunder Warriors *Cough*
@@lennartgamer2339 Oh man, imagine that episode of "Life with Trazyn"
Trazyn just sitting in a pocket dimension studying Necrontyr Law for hundreds of years, only to beat Orikan in trial has to be one of my favorite moments in The Infinite and the Divine. I can totally relate to that as a law student.
And then Orikanjust cheating and uses time travel to keep changing judges until he wins.
Trazyn’s plan was to have Orikan bury himself, like when he accidentally confessed to seeing a necron world being destroyed and did squat about it. Also the image of Trazyn Saying “he would fist fight the sun if it was telling him to do something” is funny to me
@@jackmack4181 That is also one of my favorite lines from The Infinite and the Divine
My favorite moment was orikans ransacking of Solomance. He legit got that overheat/invincibility ability and said "aight trazyn, that relic or these hands on your precious museum and you cant even touch me." 😂
Wow, thanks everyone for 700 likes o_O
Trazyn is the 40k personification of the British Museum.
Honestly, I don't even believe the whole museum stole everything rhetoric. And yet I still completely agree with you. That crazy bastard probably is genuinely trying to steal the Emperor and if possible the throne he sits on.
We learned from Trazyn
@@quendi5557 I fucking wish! At least I wish we had the humour about it he does.
@@kieranadamson3224 I didn't say we were good students
@@quendi5557 to be fair, considering the hyperbolic nature of 40k. The British Museums actually are a great comparison. Makes me proud to be a Brit.
Favourite Necron moment is when they scan a engineless vessel in space and it's just a sewage tank, the Necron who read the scanner states that it contains poop, he is immediately ejected into space for reminding the whole ship that bodily functions existed
Ah the bastards want flesh bodies again but doesn't want the drawbacks 😂😂
"THE FUCK ASSHOLES, I JUST DID MY JOB!" - that one Necron sensor operator, presumably.
I do believe it was the faction that hates all life and would refuse a reversal of the transference
They have specific sub euphemisms for fecal matter. Its a whole cultural thing
This sent me lmfao thank you
Trazyn definitely has a miniature replica of his museum with live updates
And that miniature has a miniature
@@greytodoroki9479 and so on
@@greytodoroki9479and that miniature has a miniature
@@greytodoroki9479 And that miniature has a miniature
@jovanstankovic2266 and that miniature of a miniature has a miniature
I like the idea that Trazen is just sneaking up to the golden throne every now and then and stealing a piece of the Emperor’s body when nobody is looking.
MY LORD, YOUR LEFT PINKY TOE!!!
@@JustinTheMid Him having a different physical appearance depending on who is looking at him is a known phenomenon in 40K so they’d probably rationalize it as some kind of mysterious divine vision bestowed upon them by their all knowing god-emperor and it would end up snowballing from there as it influenced several major events throughout the 40k universe.
*Two high level Inquisitors having a discussion on what to do about the potential Heresy that the Adeptus Mechanicus might be committing with their Primaris Space Marine project*
Inquisitor 1: “ When I went to the Golden Throne to pray directly to our God-Emperor he blessed me with a vision of himself only he was his missing left Testicle. What could it possibly mean?”
Inquisitor 2: “Perhaps it could mean that he wants us to allow the Adeptus Mechanicus to continue with their research to improve on his designs because our current Space Marine have begun to stagnate in their effectiveness and to put it metaphorically we’ve been operating without a left Testicle and we sorely need to remedy that or humanity will be doomed.”
Meanwhile Trazen is sitting in his workshop humming to himself as he takes great care to build the perfect trophy case to hold his newest acquisition.
So thats what happened to his eye!
Idk if he managed to sneak in there it’s likely he’d just kidnap the Emperor entirely lmao
Emperor in tts: Kitten where is my other eye?
We should periodically have “Trazyns Vault” episodes where we get to pick someone from the shadowrealm
Today on Random Shit in Trazyn's Museum: That one Custodes he stole
@@rasenshuriken7771”MICHAEL, DONT LEAVE ME HERE”
@nmspy "Silence, you walking Abomination of a machine." *zap*
@@rasenshuriken7771Tonite, on Necron Gear: Trazyn spawns a literal Custodes out of his anus, Orikan goes back in time to cease Clarkson's Cancelation, and I find the true power of a punted Cherub!
I absolutely love the idea that trazyn could solve a lot of major issues in the galaxy (such as just taking abbadon), he chooses not to
More history to be made.
My theory in the darkest hour of humanity the "salvation" or "downfall of humanity" will be just a button summining trayzen and he'll just go"ooo cool stuff" and either steal something from the empire or steal the big bad fighting in the emperor's thrown
He should equal the fields, by stealing Abbie, Big E, Ghaz and Leviathan 😂
@@flaviomonteiro1414”WHERE DID THE EMPEROR GO?!” Trazyn: “yoink”
He actually wanted to take Abbadon, it's one of the reasons he went to cadia during it's invasion
"Trazyn has arrived to steal the entire episode in a white van" PERFECT WAY TO DESCRIBE WHAT TRAZYN DOES AND A GREAT WAY TO START AN EPISODE!!!
I feel as if The Silent King told all the Necrons to sleep and left the galaxy because he wanted at least some amount of peace and quiet from the pettiness that is the Necrons. And also to hide some of his more important stuff from Trazyn.
Ciaphas Cain is the greatest hero the imperium has ever known and deserves an episode. His books gave me new respect for the imperial guard.
@captain-generalkittonius6683 Ci, Ci, Ciaphius Cain! Hero of the Imperium!
*MOOD KINDRED*
Yarrick is the greatest hero.
Ciaphas cain the realest fr fr
I too wish to throw my hat in the ring for Ciaphus. For no hero of the imperium but he is brave enough, nor strong enough to lead us into battle!
The Grimdark occasionally wraps around to becoming Grimderp, yes.
Also, great episode.
Omg yes it’s so true
He IS the British Museum
Without oversight
And immortal
And immoral
So the british museum ?
Yes
Can totally see if and when Big E wakes up and ends everything. At that moment of “ it is done” Trazyn pops out and is like “ got ya bitch”.
What a perfect way to end warhammer. At the very end, as the emperor declares humanity the winners, trazyn just yoinks him. It changes nothing, humanity still won, it's just that the emperor will now forever be stuck in a museum lmao
@@Brigtzen considering that Trazyns’s museum is one of the safest places in 40k, I could totally imagine Big E letting it happen and managing things in the warp until he is needed again
@@rasenshuriken7771trazyn with skellitor voice: ah you can see the exact 1:1 Big E!
Emperor in TTS: Fuck you but this js a safe space from my blunt Bland Son Rogal, i like it here. Give me more books you found somewhere Robot Skeleton!
Inquisition: *confused Pikachu face*
Fun fact, the final room in the part of the maze for humans is very similar to the room of the golden throne with a copy of it for the emperor himself.
That would be very entertaining, lol. Because the Emperor ABSOLUTELY wouldn't tolerate being kidnapped all the time. But it's Trayzn, which means he's gonna have some weird bullshit that somehow works. But also good luck holding the literal most powerful pysker to ever exist at any point ever.
@@Lowlyking2001the emperor allows himself time to support his followers in the maze. or to troll them if he needs a pick me up.
@@Lowlyking2001 my head canon is the emperor and Trazyn are buddies, they're both immortal and like knowledge so on that alone I find it believable
@@jimbothegymbro7086 Just imagine a situation where Trazyn Big E, and Eldrad are all friends with each other and just have straight up, like, random conversations about whatever topic they're currently interested in at the time, whether that be tech, philosophy, or anything really.
@@cadendains8106 Aaaaand THAT is the sort of Idea that gets us "If the Emperor had a Text-To-Speech Device"
Trayzn is such a troll that he uses his tech mastery to smuggly smirk with his metal face. Edit: I had to add the letter he sent to the inquisitior sucked her into a tesseract maze
Trayzn is the epitome of “I see it, I like it, it’s mine.” Except it’s focused on entire buildings, entire squads, entire WARS.
Trazyn is literally just “it isn’t stealing if it’s research and preservation” personified.
Trazyn, and the Blood Ravens, with an un supervised tour through the Vaults of Terra. Oh the chaos ...
Custodes would for once kn9w fear
Trazyn needs a sitcom where people go " traaaazyn" after he steals something. And it ends with trazyn looking at porky pig poking him like " say the line" and porky exasperatedly sighs " that's all folks"
I also love how Trazyn has essentially pokeballs that he used to release soldiers during the fall of Cadia. He’s like Indiana Jones mixed with Ash Ketchum
I love when the Trayzen is starting a round table discussion with his people on what to do and then they just sit in silence for years pondering an answer
Trazyn definitely has tzeentchs entire plan from start to finish. Signed of course.
He probably shook his head and went "tsk tsk tsk. I mean good luck in pulling it off but I can already see the flaws." Before simply walking away Leaving the mollusk of the mind In absolute fury That its entire plan was sussed out By one bored archaeologist robot.
I love trzyan so much I've actually re-made his museum irl with models and 3d prints as well as painting my army in the same colours as him
You’re perfect, never change for anyone
That's awesome! How big is it?
@@haileyturner3309 not big enough
One day, trazyn might steal you and your possessions.
One of my favorite interactions between Trazyn and Orikan is during their sentence to work together Orikan was working on finding the reason they were on the planet and Trazyn released a captured genestealer to jump Orikan. Orikan didn't kill the genestealer and then when the two of them returned to the same planet a couple centuries later the genestealer cult activated and Orikan immediately blamed Trazyn because he recognized the injury he caused to the initial genestealer.
Vulcan is just wondering why he gets the feeling of being watched whenever he goes near a forge.
I imagine he is in the rafters just looking down, "Forge something exquisite Vulkan!!" And breathing heavily and or violently
Now that I think about it...I can't help but imagine Vulkan in the Forge with Trazyn just waiting outside as if he just commissioned something from a random ass artist, and is just having an awkward discussion with one of the guards.
My headcanon still dictates that after trazin captured creed he kept escaping the tesseract labyrinth because of his "tactical genius" which annoyed trazin to no end until they both came to understand each other and enter in a mutual compromise where creed gets to stay out of the stasis fields in return for his expertise of imperial history and offering trazin advice on how to improve his imperial guard exibits. Creed spends his retirement as a kind of groundskeeper in trazins Museum. Also he is made immortal because trazin hates having to deal with human mortality and getting replacements every couple of centuries.
No Creed is definitely on standby in one of Trazyn's pokeballs along with an entire Baneblade force for the ultimate CREEEEEEEEEEEED!!! moment
Ah yes, Trazyn, the primarch of the blood ravens!😂 jacking everything that isn't nailed down in the name of history!!😂
There's a fan theory that the BR are Thousand Sons descendants. It would explain why they have such an usually high Librarian count and their "forgotten" history. Plus it's just a little heartwarming to think some of Magnus' kids not only stayed loyal but are safe from the curse the rest of their legion suffered from.
Ciaphis Cain for the next episode please. Simply because in a universe full of super soldiers and malevolent aliens, the perseverance of the common man is more appreciated.
(Also the idea of a commissar not actually wanting to be a commissar but is really good at it is fucking funny.)
I think of that series as "Noble Dark." Sure, the Imperium's a gloomy place and it's still under attack by literally everyone, *BUT* 1) the Guard, Navy and Arbites (and sometimes even the PDF!) are all actually competent, 2) they coordinate effectively, 3) the Tau and Imperium are *actually* pretty willing to team up against bigger threats (see: everybody else), 4) The AdMech and SoBs aren't *completely* incompetent.
The Universe is still Dark, but BY THE EMPEROR, the Imperium is going down swinging. The leadership sometimes actually *does* care about the civilians (some of them, at least). Hell, they can even successfully fight off the 'Nids and Orks (with ingenuity and some prep time and at great cost).
As a fun side note: it seems Cain actually follows the AdMech faith version, at least to a degree. He genuinely believes in the idea of Machine Spirits, for example. At one point, they were trying to use looted Imperial Orkified tech and when the Trukk started up and the mounted Heavy Bolter worked just fine, he quietly thanked the Machine Spirits for proving their loyalty to the Emperor. When some Chaos cultists desecrated an AdMech shrine to use as their base, he was genuinely offended. When the demon was summoned and it got mad at him for bringing up the Anathema in this "holy place," he replied that it was his (Emps) first. He still thinks TechPriests are creepy at least, but not the Guard-attached Enginseers, he appreciates them. Which is kind of unusual for a Guardsman.
Oh and CAI CAI CAIAPHUS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.
I'm so glad you talked about the importance of purpose in the lives of Necrons, which I'd never really thought about before in terms of individual characters other than the Silent King.
Over time, their "why" in the lore has evolved from hating all life and being determined to exterminate it to trying to return to the time of flesh,
and they have a wonderful variety of characters to explore the possibilities (I love Trazyn, but Nemesor Zhandrekh is my favorite).
For an example of the importance of the "why" of a being's life, and what can happen when that's lost, look no further than the Eldar.
They, like the Necrons, had effectively won after becoming immortal and capable of willing gods into existence (with the added benefit of still having their souls),
and they became so bored and purposeless, they torture-f**ked a Chaos god into existence.
The fact that the Old Ones created them to fight the Necrons is an interesting contrast, given this specific discussion.
P.S. This channel's thumbnail game is *excellent*.
my favorite part about Trazyn is the fact he will send your kids thou collage and pays for medical
Yep, best employer in the Imperium of Man!
Ciaphas Cain would be a good next ep, also cant wait to hear about trazyn
CAI CAI CAIAPHUS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
@@thebighurt2495exactly what i was thinking, "Mood Kindred."
“now in history there are the historians, and the audience, and if you keep screaming. You aren’t gonna learn anything!!”
My favorite part of this episode is Trazyn fading into existence every now amd again as you hype him up.
Watching Isyander become more tolerable of Koda's genuine commentary is some of the best character development I've seen. And I'm all for it. Way to grow together guys.
Great video as always, I love Trayzn so much. Also, I'd like to clarify the krork was not 12 feet tall but actually 12 meters tall which is roughly 40 feet in height and that fact is the same for every krork that was created during the War in Heaven.
jesus christ thats big
It was attack on krorks for the eldars it seems
Krork also had weaponry and armor just as technologically advanced as the Necrons and the Aeldari during those times which made them even more OP.
@@LordZero350no they didn't. The necron armor and weaponry was way more advanced. The Krorks stuff was mega advanced tok but not on the same level. Guess why Necrons beat the Krorks
Since Krork’s presumably reproduce like Ork’s, that means Trazyn can single handily revive the Krork race… and simultaneously fucking over the Galaxy as the Orks suddenly have the biggest, baddest, and most intelligent warboss of all time to follow.
He's like XQC from that meat canyon animation trying to keep his treasure
HE IS
I love how you can see AND feel the exact moment when Koda just forfeits this episode...
Is it when he brought up CBBE?
40:38 my headcanon is that the custodes isn’t even in stasis, he’s just there standing perfectly still
He didn’t even steal him, he just appeared one day in his museum
Watching waiting, waiting watching.
The Infinite and the Divine was funnily enough exactly where I started
I would like to say, that Trazyn is one of my favorite necrons alongside Zandrekh and Obyron which i hope you guys talk about to some degree cause their story was written with a lot of emotion and does a great job of just explaining why all the Necrons are a bit whacky. Love you guys so much and I can't wait to see where this journey goes.
Which book had Zandrekh and Obyron please?
@@cvangemon1307 severed by nate crowley
@@jaradtaylor6144 Thankyou!
My vote goes out to the Harlequins. They are cryptic and interesting. And remind me of the Jester from DD, laughing even at the end.
Fun Fact: they don't go to Slaanesh when they die. Cegorach actually fends off Slaanesh for them.
@@thebighurt2495Yeah. Except for the solitaires. They only go to Slanesh if the Laughing God isn’t feeling like it.
I love that GW didn't try to explain the differing time lines with some long convoluted story. Now if an author writes something that doesn't jive perfectly with another date its just "well the Imperium doesn't even REALLY know what day it is sooo..."
Plot holes are actual canon.
His and Orikan's married/divorced/still hate but kinda love each other is my favorute part of his character.
Someone in reddit described their relationship perfectly; They are so entertwined if one dies or looses interest the other would absolutely loose his mind 😂😂.
He is also (by 40k standards) is genuinely a nice dude. Kind even...sometimes. And the sad thing is he KNOWS how much they lost and probably will never get it back he still grieves his soul and mortal body. Most Necrons do.
So...just read necron books. Somehow ALL OF THEM are amazing and characters are just...they are the best
I love to think that we will eventually get a story of Trazyn breaking into the imperial palace and, through MILLIONS of his fake bodies, manages to steal like the emperors pinky finger or something
I didn't even vote for Trayzen and honest to God I think this was the best episode yet because of the honest fun you both had with it. I'm voting underdog for the Harlequins because I don't know a lot about them.
Trazyn is a troll of galactic proportions. Also I love that even he doesnt know how Orkz work as when asked if Orkz breath all he could say was 'They have lungs?'
Ah, you mean Trashy the Incontinent?
@@thebighurt2495alright, orikan
I must say the funny Egyptian robots are quite interesting indeed and the videos you guys make are just amazing the smooth voices to the hilarious jokes and references for instance the skyrim mods god I started dying, keep up the good work guys you are amazing truly.
One of my favorite Trazyn facts is that he can manipulate the metal of his face to form expressions. He does this despite, and specifically *because* it bothers other Necrons.
Trazyn is literally, "I'm going to hit what the Terrans in the second millennium called a 'devious lick'." And shit just disappears.
Also, my vote is for the Grimderp of 40k, Da' Biggest Orkz!
I don’t think Grayfax is in his collection anymore. I think she was saved/traded for by Lord Tax Collector. I could be wrong thought.
No you’re right, Trazyn sent her back to the Imperium during the fall of Cadia.
Been lurking for a few months. Gotta put it on blast for the Heroes of the Imperium because there are so many types in a universe where the things beyond human thrive that it's just impressive.
The fact that Yarrick probably died of old age is just frankly one of the most impressive feats ever
I believe the book containing that interaction between Fabius Bile and Trazyn about mental backup saves is "Fabius Bile: Clonelord," the third book in the Fabius Bile series. Cheers!
All I ask, is that you guys put out a highlight of Isyander reading off that entire list. Please, it gives me so much dopamine and serotonin.
20:00 I love how the letter conveys both sarcasm and genuine appreciation in equal measure.
found this channel yesterday, binge watch like every one of your videos, and I got to say loving them keep up the great vids guys 😁👍
I waited. Waited. Waited. Finally Isyander and Koda are here.
Fantastic video, i found this channel recently and you guys are doing amazing work
I love how you guys are bringing the same energy as the NPR Delicious Dish SNL skits from back in the day. I mean that in the most flattering way.
The coolest and one of the most complicated characters, especially Xenos!, in 40K. The Infinite and the Divine book made me a life long die hard fan of the Necrons. Love my Emperor of Mankind, but funny robot soulless terminators are badass!
Heres my vote for the Harlequins! Also, can we get a video just of you reading the FULL fan list of trazyn's museum?
Buffalo NY here! Love the show and keep it up ☺️
the joy in your narration is just infectious 😂😂
On the subject of novels to start getting into 40k with, my first books were Eisenhorn, Yarrick, and the War of The Beast. All fantastic reads, and anything by Dan Abnett is a great read.
Necrons are my favorite faction now because of The Infinite and the Divine, that book is so goddamn good. The Twice Dead King series is a really cool look at just how violated the necrontyr were by the Ctan and how scarred the necrons are from having their brains transferred 1:1 into computer code.
you both make such spicey videos ty!
I am about to rewatxh this for a third time and this is my favorite episode thus far!!
I love these 2. They got an MXC Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship thing going and I can't get enough.
I would love to hear you two to talk about Battletech, if you are unfamiliar with it, watching the two of you discover the setting would also be entertaining.
Great video, y'all keep killin it.
Lmfao, what an episode. I loved the community list with the background orchestra 😂
I know it's not official GW canon, but I'd *LOVE* to see them tackle the Angry Marines. Watching Koda react to the names and feats of the chapter that gives no Fs would be hilarious!
Im ordering the infinite and the divine as I type this!
love the list... perfect day to listen to this.
I like this very much. You successfully convinced me to read The Infinite and the Divine. Thank you
I know its probably not on the list yet, but I wanna see you guys talk about the Custodes in some capacity (or Exodite eldar if there were any books of them)
Y’all make a great show.
Those lists are amazing i needed a good laugh today and you had me dying thank you so much
Been waiting for this for soo long
I'm calling it now, the patreon video is going to be a list of Trayzn's stuff. Also Harelquins
Where was Trayzen when Yarrick "died"?
Probably there but decided against it lest it attract Gaz' n' crew. Last thing he needs is an angry ork WAGHHHHHHH! in his house.
You know. Besides the ones he's keeping in stasis.
@@therudecanadian8068 I mean, did you see what happened to his museum when they got out?
Let'ssssssss gooooooo, I have been waiting for this episode since I started watching them😂😂😂
Great episode, love this character and you two did a great job of talking about them. Also! The person on the right looked very pretty in this episode. Whatever you are doin over there, keep it up! Mhm mhm
Trayzen woke a tombworld just to have his story told
TRAZYN!!!!!!!!
Woooooooooooo
Great video!!
21:20 has the energy of "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox"
no veiws yet? fine ill do it myself
I recently read the infinite and the Divine thank you so much for referring it It is such a good read I love Trazen so much now
Having the 1812 Overture playing in the background for the catalogue is beautiful
Love the episodes. Would love to see The hero of the imperium next
When i fired up this episode this morning i wasnt expecting a calientes mod reference. Good shot
Just discovered this channel. Been in the hobby 30 years as on Halloween 2023. You did Trazyn justice I look forward to seeing your other videos. Y'all got good chemistry and banter I enjoyed this a lot. I'm a artist and graphic designer let me know if y'all need graphics, be happy to work on something like this.
I wish I could watch the episode all over again for the first time. It’s so good.
This was the BEST episode to listen to drunk...THANK YOU!!!
Going to look up the fan list real quick
I love the collection section, gotta be the most satisfying end of the podcast
The fact this dropped when I was binging and catching up with the podcast.... *chef kiss
FINALLLLLLY. A TRAZYN EPISODE!!!!!!!!