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  • @theish79
    @theish79 Před 2 lety +6613

    "A blitzkrieg bukkake" is fucking wild. This man is out there.

    • @bw5020
      @bw5020 Před 2 lety +288

      Hold the blood lmao

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +9

      should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear tehsi

    • @TheActresspreneur
      @TheActresspreneur Před 2 lety +2

      lmfao ikr

    • @damankhaira7952
      @damankhaira7952 Před 2 lety +117

      @@AxxLAfriku what in the fuckin loonie toon is this

    • @Name-jv1gn
      @Name-jv1gn Před 2 lety +57

      @@AxxLAfriku sus

  • @milky3797
    @milky3797 Před 2 lety +14918

    i can just imagine griffey screaming all this shit with a straight face

  • @Iseevacant
    @Iseevacant Před rokem +3401

    Translation: 0:16 He's surrounded but he can handle it. 0:23 He's out of ammo. 0:26 He's going in for a melee attack. 0:31 He's going to flank them and go for a grenade or explosive attack. 0:41 He's being shot at from behind and the front. 0:51 Fire at will on sight. 0:59 He's in a knife fight but his skills are better. 1:10 He's down and getting teabagged.

  • @tehcowgoesquack
    @tehcowgoesquack Před 2 lety +2984

    “Blitzkrieg bukkake”
    I genuinely can’t fucking breathe 😂

    • @BruceySaidImDeo
      @BruceySaidImDeo Před 2 lety +65

      Hold the blood

    • @gautampoojary7371
      @gautampoojary7371 Před 2 lety +11

      Can someone please explain that phrase to me

    • @deli8878
      @deli8878 Před 2 lety +40

      @@gautampoojary7371 Blitzkrieg is like a fast suprise attack and overwhelming cause its force is concentrated. And bukkake you should know what it means, don’t need to explain it. Now combine that it’s basically a suprise and overwhelming bukkake.

    • @shintaro797
      @shintaro797 Před 2 lety +11

      ​@@gautampoojary7371 It's a method of combat the Wehrmacht used in World War II, and it's how they were able to pull off the invasion of Poland. It basically combines land and air forces as well.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před rokem +7

      @@shintaro797 Ahhhhh so we doing bukkake from ABOVE and (somehow) below eh??

  • @altercationn3287
    @altercationn3287 Před 2 lety +14306

    “But mine is harrrrddd” 😂😂😂

    • @Jay1The1N00b
      @Jay1The1N00b Před 2 lety +287

      I read the comment just as he said that lmaoo

    • @GriefHC
      @GriefHC Před 2 lety +383

      I’m crying rn. Why’d he say it like that 😂

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell Před 2 lety +109

      I'm fucking dying

    • @aceofaces1506
      @aceofaces1506 Před 2 lety +44

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @KW1LL1S
      @KW1LL1S Před 2 lety +35

      @@GriefHC because of Trarags

  • @Snipajayy
    @Snipajayy Před 2 lety +5299

    “THEY’RE TRYING TO RUN A TRAIN!!”
    Nah this too funny😂😂

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 Před 2 lety +3

      Btw i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂

    • @neednewipposeason
      @neednewipposeason Před 2 lety +13

      Blitzkrieg bukkake had me rollin

    • @_rubyrose10_
      @_rubyrose10_ Před 2 lety +1

      I didnt get it

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +2

      Facts, Griffy inspired me to start making skits

    • @Dickson_
      @Dickson_ Před 2 lety +16

      These are some possible red flags I've noticed in certain women for a while now. If you're looking for a good partner for a stable, healthy relationship filled with peace of mind or just curious, this could be worth a read:
      1. Long (fake) nails
      2. Fake hair (~long and/or bright colored)
      3. Makeup (mostly heavy makeup)
      4. Big earrings
      5. Provocative clothing
      6. Very active on social media (attention seeking content; thirst trap antics, etc.)
      7. Questionable.. questions (e.g. "Babe, would you date me if I were a worm", "babe do you think I'm pretty"..)
      8. Tattoos/body mods/piercings (especially in weird places)
      9. Most/all of her friends are male.
      10. Promiscuous or Using se>< as a proxy for feeling loved and adored (this can be especially true for people who struggle with attachment issues/daddy issues)
      11. S.I.G.N language (Shaming, Insult, Guilting & Need to be right)
      12. Herd mentality/No sign of individualism (follows beauty standards, fashion trends, body ideals, bad friends or other trends without questioning or reflecting on their reason[s] for doing so) [often correlates with No. 2, 3 & 5]
      13. Spoilt brat-like/elitist behaviour (e.g. people who refer to themselves as "bad b*tches", claim to have "very high standards" or are "high maintenance" ) [often correlates with No. 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5]
      14. Materialistic [often correlates with No. 12 & 13]
      15. Their actions don't follow their words (cognitive dissonance)
      16. No sense of boundaries
      17. Uses past events or personal information you gave when you 'opened up' to them, as ammunition against you during fights or quarrels.
      18. Clingy, jealous or possessive (e.g. not being allowed to have any female friends)
      19. Frequent quarrels over trivial things--it seems some people think toxicity makes relationships more 'fun or exciting' (or even straight up admit they enjoy toxicity in relationships)
      20. Habit of lying (shouldn't be ignored [along with No. 7, 14 & 16] as it could escalate over time [often correlates with No. 10, 11, 13 & 15. Possibly with No. 6] )
      21. Has a tiny, little girl/baby-like voice (possibly due to trauma or abuse at a young age [Reference: Dr. Drew Pinsky - Loveline] )
      22. Expects you to 'mind-read' their thoughts and/or 'hints'--- (Quora; Do women expect men to be mind-readers?)
      *Their mentality of dependence and expectations is so high they use emotions to smoke screen this shameful behaviour. [Shouldn't be ignored. Could correlate with No. 19]
      23. Sh*t Tests---"used to determine your frame. Frame is a concept which essentially means 'composure and self-control.” (shouldn't be ignored; usually continues indefinitely, may escalate over time [Often correlates with No. 11, 16 & 19. Possibly with No. 7 & 17] )
      24. Ultimatums (could correlate with No. 13, 16 & 18)
      25. Can't/doesn't take 'No' for an answer (Strongly correlates with No. 16, possibly with No. 11 & 18 [Shouldn't be ignored; possible sign of an abusive person, may lead to tantrums, physical assault or other 'crazy' behaviours] )
      26. Comes from a broken/toxic/abusive home and/or lacks (proper) parental figure(s). (Often correlates with No. 4, 6, 8, 10, 16, 19, 20 [compulsive or pathological lying] & 21)
      *The issue is simply not just coming from aforementioned homes, but many don't seek professional help and/or properly work on themselves so they carry that mental/emotional baggage into their relationships.
      27. They're often passive aggressive (Could correlate with No. 22. Possibly with No. 7, 11, 19 & 25)

  • @christianmino4073
    @christianmino4073 Před 2 lety +523

    "I NEED A BLITZKRIEG BUKAKE, HOLD THE BLOOD!"

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 Před rokem +205

    "Are we good?"
    "No, we are not good at all."
    "Okay, good!"😂

  • @corndog3811
    @corndog3811 Před 2 lety +4617

    “4 guys on me, they’re finishing. Dammit he’s teabagging me.” -me, who wasn’t aware my mom was in the other room

  • @TheBritishPatriot
    @TheBritishPatriot Před 2 lety +4992

    I wonder what Griffy's neighbor was thinking when he was recoding the call-outs!

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +4

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think..

    • @Prince_Sidon
      @Prince_Sidon Před 2 lety +54

      He has a big ass house.
      He doesn't have neighbors nearby.

    • @Josiuh
      @Josiuh Před 2 lety

      @@Prince_Sidon oh yeah? where does he live?

    • @nobzwrld9380
      @nobzwrld9380 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Josiuh long beach California

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow Před 2 lety +1

      He had just watched Shadkindafunny skit and thought to do the same skit but more graphic

  • @LoveZaiyd
    @LoveZaiyd Před 2 lety +193

    “DONT LET HIM NUT IN MY MOOOOUTH” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessediaz1293
    @jessediaz1293 Před 2 lety +2807

    “Let me give him a hicky, I’m giving him a hicky”
    Probably the less sus line😂

    • @WhiteNoBeard471
      @WhiteNoBeard471 Před 2 lety +20

      Least

    • @XAN_1995
      @XAN_1995 Před 2 lety +36

      HE SPIT IN MY MOUTH

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety +2

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart Před 2 lety +1

      Nah brah, that's gayer than deep throating dudes.

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz Před 2 lety +16

      Nah. "Balls between his thighs" because all you're doing is sitting on his lap. Not putting lips to another man's neck and passionately sucking until it turns purple.
      *Cue Riley from Boondocks*

  • @daquanennis8914
    @daquanennis8914 Před 2 lety +9434

    He really OUTDID HIMSELF in this one. I’ve never been speechless and dead from laughing at the same time 😭😭

  • @TheTyphoon365
    @TheTyphoon365 Před 2 lety +266

    Probably the funniest skit I've seen in memory, I can imagine what his neighbors think when he's recording hahaha

  • @moz6388
    @moz6388 Před 7 měsíci +6

    "bro this squad absolutely destroyed me at the showers"
    Actual call out in Warzone.

  • @rippedrichardwaterson
    @rippedrichardwaterson Před 2 lety +3584

    " OH MY GOD THEY ARE RUNNING A TRAIN ON MEEE!"
    Griffy: "oh I know what this means"😂

    • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
      @RoninofCrimsonMaple Před 2 lety +31

      His Father taught him well.

    • @YOSH931
      @YOSH931 Před 2 lety +26

      @@RoninofCrimsonMaple He's not Griffy's dad.

    • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
      @RoninofCrimsonMaple Před 2 lety +10

      @@YOSH931 Theres a skit where griffy plays as his dad to tell him how he was born.

    • @alncdr
      @alncdr Před 2 lety +17

      @@RoninofCrimsonMaple he's not his dad

    • @RoninofCrimsonMaple
      @RoninofCrimsonMaple Před 2 lety +2

      @@alncdr The griffyverse is expansive. Griffy is a mom, dad, feminist, school shooter, white boy and even a cop.
      Dont tell me what he is and isnt when he can be anything.

  • @uwunanidesu6942
    @uwunanidesu6942 Před 2 lety +4556

    "That ain't nothing but a dildo dipped in bathsalts."
    I'm fucking dead

    • @kyovibe
      @kyovibe Před 2 lety +10

      💀

    • @pachasnft9954
      @pachasnft9954 Před 2 lety +9

      I’m crying🤣🤣

    • @trentgrigsby333
      @trentgrigsby333 Před 2 lety +7

      I wanted to like your comment but its at 420 and I just smoked a bowl so that could bring bad luck or something.

    • @uwunanidesu6942
      @uwunanidesu6942 Před 2 lety

      @@trentgrigsby333 Gotchu fam lol

    • @desmondlau1385
      @desmondlau1385 Před 2 lety +5

      What does that even mean?

  • @edfed3797
    @edfed3797 Před rokem +64

    Hands down one of the funniest video griffy has made. My mouth hurts from laughing.

  • @RogueAtom_1
    @RogueAtom_1 Před 2 lety +64

    He is yelling out suspect calls and then he has the audacity to yell out “keep the fuck up“. 😂

  • @zackcannon1141
    @zackcannon1141 Před 2 lety +2617

    “Im a shit on his chest but then ima drag the dookie across his lips” I can’t bro 😂😂😂

    • @deeznuts8886
      @deeznuts8886 Před 2 lety +5

      Another Zack ahhhhh I comment on all the ones I see theres toooo many of us! Too many and all of you spell your name out....must be a zack thing

    • @anxietyinnerdarkness
      @anxietyinnerdarkness Před 10 měsíci

      Bro that line literally brought me back to this video 😶💀

  • @nerdonabudget
    @nerdonabudget Před 2 lety +14962

    I'm really curious how he plans these videos out, like, does he remember the lines of the second character so that he leaves enough space in between? Or is this just all off the top of the head and he does it in one take? Or does he have the audio actually playing in his ear pre-recorded so that he knows when to react to each sus call out. Either way, his acting and timing is on point as always 👌

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety +132

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @notachannel5476
      @notachannel5476 Před 2 lety +357

      i now can see your a man of culture not just a pc builder

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +20

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think.

    • @AceW0rld
      @AceW0rld Před 2 lety +247

      He probably spends about 2 to 3 hours filming

    • @mohammedmikky5154
      @mohammedmikky5154 Před 2 lety +60

      That’s what I was wondering as well

  • @ethanwood6832
    @ethanwood6832 Před 2 lety +46

    "I NEED A BLITZKRIEG BUKAKE, hold the blood." Lol

  • @DaGreenMarshmello
    @DaGreenMarshmello Před 2 lety +93

    You had me at “He spit in my mouth!!” 🤣💀🤣

  • @BlueFoxDA
    @BlueFoxDA Před 2 lety +6496

    Griffy is always putting in the effort in his videos. For that, he is a legend.

    • @jovanka--------5302
      @jovanka--------5302 Před 2 lety

      *Only for fans over 18 years old* *BLONDEGIRLS.SITE*
      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter
      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
      💗❤️💌💘

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 Před 2 lety

      Btw i make skits with animations if you're interested🙂

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +1

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think.

    • @percival8193
      @percival8193 Před 2 lety +4

      I meannnn his ideas are cool and he funny asl, but in all reality he just sit there and press record. Not really a lot of effort imo lol. Dude puts a 2-3 min skit together twice a week and calls it a day 🤣😭 gotta love him tho, no hate

    • @BlueFoxDA
      @BlueFoxDA Před 2 lety +3

      @@percival8193 lol yeah. Im just overreacting

  • @dommydraws1526
    @dommydraws1526 Před 2 lety +2710

    I held my composure until he said “dude, you’re sus as fuck” 😂😂😂 the hypocrisy

    • @Dave-zt1ls
      @Dave-zt1ls Před 2 lety +33

      Thank you for that explanation

    • @zorrakas320
      @zorrakas320 Před 2 lety +35

      @@Dave-zt1ls thank you for showing us you’re unhappy.

    • @cphtcq9696
      @cphtcq9696 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol that’s how it really is with hypocrisy nowadays 😩😂😂😂

    • @ssjrosethanos1996
      @ssjrosethanos1996 Před 2 lety +22

      This is literally my friends. Say all the weirdest shit, then I say one thing and I'm automatically sus hahahaha

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions Před 2 lety

      fr!

  • @tr984
    @tr984 Před rokem +102

    _Griffys neighbours when he was filming this_ 😧

  • @SkylarEmelio91
    @SkylarEmelio91 Před 2 lety +197

    Imma use that next time in squads lol
    "Enemy team to the left, aiight fellas let's give em that Blitzkrieg Bukkake" 😂😂

  • @ndibrino211
    @ndibrino211 Před 2 lety +614

    "My ball are trapped between his thighs" pure gold

  • @Brookewestt
    @Brookewestt Před 2 lety +1638

    😂😂 the funny part is, your teammates won’t think anything of it if they’re really locked in

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +29

      Facts

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +1

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think...🙏🏿💯

    • @AchedSphinx
      @AchedSphinx Před 2 lety +70

      yeah, his mistake was waiting until after the fight when all the adrenaline was gone.

    • @KaiMaiBrei
      @KaiMaiBrei Před 2 lety +2

      Hold up you speaking of experience? xd

    • @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx
      @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx Před 2 lety +3

      For real… “OKAY OKAY COMING COMING HANG ON” 😂😂😂😂

  • @hauntedmoon6210
    @hauntedmoon6210 Před 2 lety +25

    When you said your first sus line towards the end I stopped smiling too and was like “pause.”😂😂

  • @Kingu32
    @Kingu32 Před 2 lety +30

    I'm so impressed by the comedic timing on this one

  • @David-Starwarsfan
    @David-Starwarsfan Před 2 lety +2383

    Had a similar experience playing Apex, all of his call outs were sus but the last one was “ holy fuck, im being tag teamed by these guys, help! They’re fucking me! They’re fucking me and I can’t stop them”

    • @bassyttv1198
      @bassyttv1198 Před 2 lety +209

      I'm getting gabgbanged is my phrase

    • @NightFML
      @NightFML Před 2 lety +10

      Bro apex is where all the sus niggas be😭🤣

    • @zeusmight69r22
      @zeusmight69r22 Před 2 lety +98

      You should hear my best friend and I. We be MAD sus that my husband is always like "wtf is going on?!" Lol XD

    • @foodshiesty3270
      @foodshiesty3270 Před 2 lety +1

      I prefer to call out that I'm going to beat those dudes off

    • @yamomsahoe2430
      @yamomsahoe2430 Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂

  • @thoughtless2050
    @thoughtless2050 Před 2 lety +1661

    Griffy: "They're pounding my throat! My throat is pregnant!"
    Me: "How are you still talking then?"

    • @cheesemuffin8129
      @cheesemuffin8129 Před 2 lety +139

      "It's a metaphor"

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety +2

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dad

    • @Dante_S550_Turbo
      @Dante_S550_Turbo Před 2 lety +12

      prractice

    • @michaelcooper4175
      @michaelcooper4175 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Dante_S550_Turbo 😂🤣😂

    • @sagen06
      @sagen06 Před 2 lety +21

      You mean your girl cant multitask? Feelsbadman

  • @qxp2k
    @qxp2k Před 2 lety +15

    *I feel like Griffy just hits record and says the first thing that comes to mind*

  • @jonathankamwa726
    @jonathankamwa726 Před 2 lety +3

    The blitzkrieg bukkake killed me 😂😂

  • @MohamedAli-hm8cd
    @MohamedAli-hm8cd Před 2 lety +859

    “Blitzkrieg bukkake,hold the blood”, how does he keep coming up with this shit?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @machineunit
    @machineunit Před 2 lety +3849

    There's no way these videos aren't getting demonitized which means LBG is literally just doing this for our entertainment. We love you, Griffy.

    • @Skarwind
      @Skarwind Před 2 lety +118

      Sponsors/other things. He still gets paid.

    • @ivobril4445
      @ivobril4445 Před 2 lety +38

      I got an ad on this video so I guess this is somehow monetized

    • @ssgssbeet4133
      @ssgssbeet4133 Před 2 lety +21

      Lesbians Bis and Gays?… jk

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 Před 2 lety +104

      @@ivobril4445 Nah CZcams don't work like that. They can put an ad and still not pay you.

    • @DonovanDeans
      @DonovanDeans Před 2 lety +41

      The homie has about 10+ sponsor companies ready with a check every vid he gives a shoutout, and literally millions of fans to buy his merch. Half the time, half the vid is literally just an ad, hilarious and all. Don't you worry, homeboy cashin' in more than you know.

  • @Memebox711
    @Memebox711 Před 2 lety +15

    I was expecting the signature sound effect at 1:25

  • @whateverneon8237
    @whateverneon8237 Před 2 lety +11

    “Let me give him a hickey”

  • @chinchin4618
    @chinchin4618 Před 2 lety +712

    Only reason why Griffy got upset and left is because he didn't get all the action he was expecting from his teammate.

    • @xer0day
      @xer0day Před 2 lety +6

      Sometimes that's the way it is haha. When the teammate builds it up so much, expectations get too high.
      I make apex content, not like Griffy obviously, but I put out montages and shorts. Give me a minute and go check one out!

    • @benjaminwatson7868
      @benjaminwatson7868 Před 2 lety +8

      @@xer0day very slick but it was at least a smooth transition

    • @xer0day
      @xer0day Před 2 lety

      @@benjaminwatson7868 haha thanks

    • @at2031
      @at2031 Před 2 lety +1

      Pause

  • @shrek9489
    @shrek9489 Před 2 lety +712

    This is a certified hood classic

  • @ActionDaily
    @ActionDaily Před 4 měsíci +4

    Undefeated susness

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero Před 2 lety +6

    _"...Dirty Sanchez...(pause)...meets Steamroller Supreme - KEEP THE FUCK UP!!!..."_ This is on the level of the ancients.

  • @totalq724
    @totalq724 Před 2 lety +232

    “No consent, I need a blitzkrieg bukake… hold the blood” LOOOL

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me dan

  • @ForceEdge47
    @ForceEdge47 Před 2 lety +1491

    Lmao I love how everyone including Griffy collectively agrees that "THEY ARE TRYING TO RUN A TRAIN ON ME" is actually a pretty common and self explanatory callout.

  • @IamDamian412
    @IamDamian412 Před 2 lety +13

    I shouldn’t have watched this in school nearly choked and died from trying to keep in all my laughter

  • @ItinerantIntrovert
    @ItinerantIntrovert Před 2 lety +17

    that fart at 1:31

    • @ryuusuk33
      @ryuusuk33 Před 2 měsíci +2

      That was his chair squeaking brah..

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 2 lety +2560

    Griffy is a genius

    • @hextav
      @hextav Před 2 lety +5

      he makes the best videos

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety +1

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

    • @slytherine373
      @slytherine373 Před 2 lety

      Are you American?

    • @bajuu2735
      @bajuu2735 Před 2 lety +6

      I forgot about you and I'm surprised

    • @thatperson9478
      @thatperson9478 Před 2 lety +1

      Kylo Ren is that you?

  • @societysfailure1012
    @societysfailure1012 Před 2 lety +218

    “But mine is haaaaaaaaaard~” bro this video is pure gold 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @andresmith1691
    @andresmith1691 Před rokem +13

    He said "we are not good at all" so nonchalantly LOL

  • @Juan-nd8hd
    @Juan-nd8hd Před 2 lety +11

    Everything literally everything from the beginning to 0:30 is just so hilarious bro, “are we good, are we good, are we good, are we good? No we’re not good,. Ok good” bro this his best video ever bro, I love this one to much

  • @nexalcorp2323
    @nexalcorp2323 Před 2 lety +1919

    As a french person, I can freely play this video around my family, and when they ask me what is he talking about, I could literally say *"Oh he's just screaming because he just learned that his sister is pregnant"* and then my brother - who also speaks English - would be dying laughing

  • @prodigy_spoken548
    @prodigy_spoken548 Před 2 lety +1051

    “I’m gonna do a reach around I’m gonna shit on his chest and I’m gonna drag the dooky across his lips” this line killed me💀

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety +2

      Kuz man I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @chamirajones206
      @chamirajones206 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂

    • @brother_Tennessee
      @brother_Tennessee Před 2 lety +6

      @@realfarmer21 funny how you always go on black CZcamsrs channel to promote your page but you never go on any other CZcamsr that's of another race

    • @americanski521
      @americanski521 Před 2 lety +1

      ☠☠☠

    • @omnimonafroamerikaner7245
      @omnimonafroamerikaner7245 Před 2 lety +1

      26 Mic they're not remotely funny. You're just an edgy zoomer trying to make some quick views.
      Leave youtube and go back to high school kid

  • @MzNaeture69
    @MzNaeture69 Před 7 měsíci +3

    NOT DRAG THE DOOKIE 😂😂😂

  • @We_Are_Legion999
    @We_Are_Legion999 Před 6 měsíci +2

    To Slow He Already Finished!!!! 💀💀

  • @Dondon09313
    @Dondon09313 Před 2 lety +450

    “COME ON THEM NO CONSENT”
    Griffy is genius😂😂

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon Před 2 lety +510

    This video is the embodiment of how parties are at 3AM. Legendary.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me dawg

    • @spicy.sunday2814
      @spicy.sunday2814 Před 2 lety

      WHO ARE YOU PLAYING WITH THAT'S SCREAMING ALL THIS AT 3AM

  • @ben690
    @ben690 Před 10 měsíci +7

    this is a comedic masterpiece (just like every other video this man has created)

  • @FishingWithChris_Tv
    @FishingWithChris_Tv Před 7 měsíci +2

    I bet his neighbors are like what the literal fuck 😂😂😂

  • @209animefreak
    @209animefreak Před 2 lety +131

    "Giving him a hickey! Giving him a hickey!" 💀💀💀

  • @Blaze-kz2uk
    @Blaze-kz2uk Před 2 lety +1623

    We here for great laughs Griff!

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety +2

      Griffy inspired me to start making skits.I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think.

    • @Blaze-kz2uk
      @Blaze-kz2uk Před 2 lety

      Oh dang 1.2k likes that's crazy. Hope Griff and everyone else in the comment section is doing good

    • @josh8945
      @josh8945 Před 2 lety

      NPC ??

  • @pjsmooth8475
    @pjsmooth8475 Před 2 lety +4

    Watching Griffy with the volume on is the most dangerous thing a man can do

  • @osamabitladin5487
    @osamabitladin5487 Před 2 lety +5

    This is normal talk

  • @jackhanver1420
    @jackhanver1420 Před 2 lety +192

    *Meanwhile the programmer*
    "Steven, why did u put those options there?"
    "Well Andrew, I wanted to see how much I can get away with it"

  • @Wint9rification
    @Wint9rification Před 2 lety +608

    I swear, griffy seals the deal for him getting literally any job with each and every video

  • @preciousjimenez4000
    @preciousjimenez4000 Před 2 lety +2

    “””No consent”” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @callmeprod
    @callmeprod Před 2 lety +4

    "DONT LET HIM NUT IN MY THROAT!!"

  • @ex3_69k5
    @ex3_69k5 Před 2 lety +73

    "we coming"..." come on them" I wasn't expecting that

  • @therealruthless1970
    @therealruthless1970 Před 2 lety +158

    "Dirty Sanchez meets Steamroller Supreme" Absolutely Golden 😂😂😂

  • @Wolfbkarchive
    @Wolfbkarchive Před 2 lety +2

    “I need a blitzkrieg bukkake NOW” broooo what 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chubbyjubjub3593
    @chubbyjubjub3593 Před 2 lety +2

    If i could like this for every time i ran out of breath laughing, You would be up 50

  • @schmliff0873
    @schmliff0873 Před 2 lety +251

    Griffy proves again that he is the sus god

  • @fabianguerrier8679
    @fabianguerrier8679 Před 2 lety +1124

    He said “Dilido dipped in bath salts” as I was taking a sip of water and I proceeded to cough my lungs out cause I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 and the whole video just had me dying till I couldn’t breath 🤣🤣. Hood shit Griffey. I almost died for 2 minutes

    • @Desi_Nehra
      @Desi_Nehra Před 2 lety +31

      Rule Of Thumb: *Do not watch Griffy while eating or drinking if you don't wanna die from choking!*

    • @dm3892
      @dm3892 Před 2 lety +10

      Rookie mistake

    • @-m.d.n-9019
      @-m.d.n-9019 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Desi_Nehra yep. That should be Griffey's viewer warning.

  • @Tsukuyomi_99
    @Tsukuyomi_99 Před 2 lety +7

    Griffy's neighbours must be soooo confused 🤣

  • @DreMayo
    @DreMayo Před 2 měsíci +1

    This video literally made me laugh like a freaking maniac. This video is just way too hilarious!

  • @springwater3723
    @springwater3723 Před 2 lety +75

    “Imma sh*t on his chest and drag the dookie across his lips” killed me🤣🤣💀

  • @saeed6825
    @saeed6825 Před 2 lety +154

    “My throat is pregnant”
    Gets me every time

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 Před 2 lety +1

      Yur g I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

  • @Lotcher0001
    @Lotcher0001 Před 2 lety +15

    1:20 close app

  • @dusttoh8927
    @dusttoh8927 Před rokem +5

    Griffy representing the LBGTQ+ community.

  • @darthderp8066
    @darthderp8066 Před 2 lety +28

    0:41 sounds like something on GTA online

  • @greendro6410
    @greendro6410 Před 2 lety +72

    That "But mines is hard" got me 💀😂🤣

  • @ScrappBlackk
    @ScrappBlackk Před 2 lety +2

    “RUN A TRAIN”

  • @vaibhavdalip
    @vaibhavdalip Před 2 lety +3

    Blitzkrieg Bukkake 💀

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Před 2 lety +655

    How does he keep making such good content?!

    • @numOG
      @numOG Před 2 lety +9

      Bots on bots….

    • @thegodofpez
      @thegodofpez Před 2 lety +7

      @@numOG Dude you ain’t lyin’! These shits flood my inbox!

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

      @@numOG facts

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Před 2 lety

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think...🙏🏿💯

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 Před 2 lety +4

      @YeaMan nigga can't even spell page

  • @ill_steal_your_pbj7363
    @ill_steal_your_pbj7363 Před 2 lety +275

    “These guys are trying to run a fucking a train on me!”
    “Okay… okay, I know what that one means…”

  • @eno_lx8492
    @eno_lx8492 Před 2 lety +2

    Wow... this is an intense apex game

  • @AutumnOnFire
    @AutumnOnFire Před rokem +1

    Whole squad's mics were on mute so mans had to MAKE THEM check.

  • @JetstreamSam343
    @JetstreamSam343 Před 2 lety +200

    "We are not good at all" but those headphones look good af

    • @iarepanther9892
      @iarepanther9892 Před 2 lety

      What are his headsets? The brand I’m looking for some right now.

    • @johnlawful2272
      @johnlawful2272 Před 2 lety

      @@iarepanther9892 no clue but I'm looking at some hectate

  • @Surgery7
    @Surgery7 Před 2 lety +25

    1:39 yeah that's not a sentence you wanna say wearing luffy on your chest.💀

  • @justinbe7023
    @justinbe7023 Před 2 lety +2

    "Blitzkrieg Bukaki" gotta be the nastiest move in the book

  • @hlwanmoe1981
    @hlwanmoe1981 Před 5 měsíci +2

    That background voice always cracks me up.

  • @jasondmarajh
    @jasondmarajh Před 2 lety +37

    1:07 Imagine his neighbors hearing him recording this part

    • @_Jai_
      @_Jai_ Před 2 lety +9

      Yo I was thinking the exact same thing. Lmfao. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trill1252
      @trill1252 Před 2 lety +6

      😂🤣 they be like “yo…. There he goes again “

    • @Nikkkuuuuuu
      @Nikkkuuuuuu Před 4 měsíci

      😂

  • @dra-dragonix1406
    @dra-dragonix1406 Před 2 lety +36

    "I'm gonna do a reacharound, I'm gonna shit on his chest and drag the dookie across his lips"
    "WHAT ARE THESE CALLOUTS?"

  • @pato6738
    @pato6738 Před 6 měsíci +2

    You could make a skit about your neighbor hearing you record this skit omg

  • @robertburge7582
    @robertburge7582 Před 2 lety +5

    That beat drop at the sus line literally separated my soul from my physical body.

  • @CrisDontMiss
    @CrisDontMiss Před 2 lety +86

    Griffy took it to far. I agree with his teammate, that was hella sus. He needs to get his head in the game.

    • @yuuji3795
      @yuuji3795 Před 2 lety +13

      give me some head in the game

    • @dillpicklesock
      @dillpicklesock Před 2 lety +6

      @@yuuji3795 beat me to it
      you can beat me to it

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes he needs it.

    • @cityguy412
      @cityguy412 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/rLCiTa1-dLc/video.html 😄

  • @oldman7408
    @oldman7408 Před 2 lety +24

    0:16 moistcritikal should see this

  • @nomore4393
    @nomore4393 Před 2 lety +2

    "My throat is pregnant" so that's his kink

  • @ajamid0145
    @ajamid0145 Před 16 dny +2

    This guy never succeeds in making me 😂😂😂

  • @darktemplar8140
    @darktemplar8140 Před 2 lety +67

    "Where are you guys? Are you guys coming?"
    That's gonna be weird hearing that from now on.