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This is a joke for the older generation these little teenagers in all the comments won’t get it! Good ole Irwin Almost forgot….497 likes and 5 replies? Lemme change that
Isn't that kinda what Tamriel is based on though, in actuality? Australia has deserts, it has swamps, it has dense jungles/forests, its got very active volcanoes on an island, and there are plains regions, and mountain ranges. If you just take a map of Australia and flip it 90 degrees clockwise, it literally just looks like Tamriel.
@@point-five-oh6249Yeah, but I'm missing the cold regions like Skyrim or Raven Rock. And the Heartlands are very fertile (Cyrodill) with the capitol, whereas the population in Australia concentrates in the coastal regions.
Unless you are on the verge of starving to death, leave those titan crabs alone. They have the best chance of fathering the next generation due to their size too.
When i was a kid i would think that adults are very responsible and serious, then i saw politicians, now im in high school and whenever i miss a night of sleep its almost impossible to not sleep in class, how do yall manage to not lose your jobs while pulling off shit like that?
Ya honestly mudcrabs are pretty sketch to think about when you remember the “queen” in the plains of white run and then the multiple “kings” spread throughout imagine a couple thousand years ago taking a stroll and a claw the size of a horse pops up out of a pond
“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest Have a look at the headlock here See that chap over? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis before! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that's a nice headlock Sir Oh! Aaah yes! I see that you know your judo well. Good one And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare- Get your hands off me Ta-ta and farewell! One cuff, look They even broke the cuff!”
Dragon born"yeah,yeah ok..but errr then I remembered...I am the dragon born....I slay dragons all day long and consume there souls....and with every dragon souls I consume..I get more powerful..plus I have access to shouts that also give me a ton of special powers ...so don't piss me off or I will send you to oblivion with a fus, ro, dah that will smash your body to bits...got it...yeah ok bye,bye now
@@jackmeowmeowmeow2177 fierce: having or displaying and intense or ferocious aggressiveness i’ve fought mud crabs fiercer than you, basically meaning more aggressive. what they said was perfect grammar. thats how you would use that word in a sentence.
@@orphanconsumer5658 czcams.com/video/Pb5bAYaIvmE/video.html it’s a quote from a game, buddy misquoted it with fiercer when the guard says “fearsome” it’s not a matter of grammatical error but accuracy of the quote.
I was attacked by one while talking to Vigilants of Stendarr. They didn't even bother helping. If they can't even handle a mudcrab, how are they supposed to handle daedra, vampires, and werewolves?
That one literally looks like the younger mudcrabs. I felt like going "watch it dude his cone-backed mama's around here somewhere and she's gonna be pissed"
"A giant mud crab, in the most unlikeliest spot!!!" Mud crab: "Holy shit mate, you bloody well found me buried in the mud"!!! "Where did ya expect me to be"??? "On a subway platform in the New York subway "??? 😂😂😂
Most definitely I lived in Portland Maine for 16 yrs I was at a restaurant when this elderly couple bought the two oldest lobsters in the tank just too set them free ,who knows how long they survived but it was cool
Just think the crab probably got the same feeling you got when you was a kid and your feet dangled off the bed 😂 thinking a monster would snatch you off the bed 😂
I've just run into an even more fierce Mudcrab in the New Ep: czcams.com/video/Ey9RwvXoIIA/video.html
I surely missed low tide fishing.
So scary
😮
Where this place bro
😂
guy: shit, a giant crab!
crab: SHIT, ITS AN AUSTRALIAN
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i like where this is going haha
thanks guys
This is a joke for the older generation these little teenagers in all the comments won’t get it! Good ole Irwin
Almost forgot….497 likes and 5 replies? Lemme change that
“You cannot fast travel with enemies nearby.”
I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!
Man of culture 🔥⛺🤠
If he hadn't manhandled it he could have sold his whole inventory at full price
Lol and I would be asking what enemy while looking around
Underrated
Florida Man: Yoink ❌
Australia Man: Yoink mate! ✅
Me watching from Florida approved this poste
OKAY!!! 😂😂😂
Australia is basically British Florida on steroids
@@laylaluann9481 😂
This isn't a crab..
That's Davy Jones himself
Ye
That bugger has been living in paradise for the past 60 years...
And then came along a "Hooman".
@It's ME not how it works
Let it go Let it go Let it go
Not bad for a crab whose typical lifespan is about 3-5 years!
Take a picture and let it go, he been there a long time, let him stay.
"Unlikely spot" The Crab is like - "sir you found me in the ocean..."
😂😂 OKAY 😂TF😂😂
👍🏾😂🤣
😂😂
Lol 😂
well they're supposedly in a hole
Don't touch mr . Crabs he is doing business with SpongeBob 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just sponging himself away
Bros getting banned from the Krusty krab
Thank you guys for 100 likes 🤝
*man grabs both claws
*crab: hey bro you know just forget what i did cuz I can be a little irrational sometimes ya know
This crab is a veteran, he remembers the days when Ronald Reagan starred in westerns.
😂😂😂
I hope he puts it back 😮😢
@@katharinlannon4061 nope. That's a male, it's going in the pot and making the best crab cake benny you've ever tasted.
time when he accused his colleagues of being communists just out of jealousy.
That maybe so, but some granulated and garlic salt diluted in hot butter reolves this story with a happy ending.
If Skyrim taught me anything, watch your back there's others coming
Also I can't unhear the "swearing mudcrab" mod
real 😭
I was subconsciously like "there's more nearby" 😂
@@aspoonfullofkiwiPossibly even a juvenile mudcrab
lmao.. skyrim and the mud crabs. I got the same vibe!
“a mudcrab in the unlikeliest of spots”
the mudcrab in the mud: “tf is this guy on? and do t think i don’t see that boat!!”
Next vid: catching crabs with 1 hand
Today the crab learned to never mess with a Australian
That's not an knife 🔪 that's a crab 🦀
@@user-wj5gj9ld8bhuh bro what u smoking
@@user-wj5gj9ld8bhe never said that
an
@@K1NGMELI whoooooooooosh
The very definition of "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
Definitely more fearsome than me.
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CRAB: Theres absulluty nothing bad going to happen to me here, I going to live peacefully here for the rest of my life,
"Its time for crab" - some dude on Elden Ring
*Slowly pulls out sword as Skyrim battle music plays*
When the doom music drops.
Beat me to it
Right? The background music was playing in my head the entire time I watched this lol
I’ve always wondered how those crabs tasted
Skyrim: "You cannot fast travel, there is an enemy nearby."
Me: "WHERE IS IT!?"
The mudcrab halfway across the map: "😋"
As an Australian, I can confirm we go around picking up random mud crabs
I did, it was so fun. We definitely do😊
How would you enable fast travel otherwise?...
As an American.... Same, but with gators.
@@Agent_CoulsonNah not Americans....Floridians
@@conraddejongh3898As a Floridian I can confirm that I'm also American. And it doesn't stop with gators, we also hunt pythons and different lizards
I like how the crab held its arms up like a toddler asking to be picked up
Crab: UPPIES?
He just wants to politely cut your fingers off and gently gouge your eyes out.
He's a very misunderstood crab you see.
@@nicholasgarrett9696 nah that was Sebastian
He went to grab that crab and the crab hit him with the touchdown sign. Meaning you better watch out
When you finally find the enemy that’s preventing you from fast travel
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@@JohnsonHoword Sounds like someone isn't running enough mods.
Skyrim reference I love it 😂😂😂
@@JohnsonHowordSHUSH!!
Not going to lie I thought mudcrabs are just monsters in elder scrolls 😂
My first thought was “holy crap mud crabs are real!?” Morrowind just became scarier after remembering those damn mobs.
Same
Wow
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
Lol same
The type of crabs you find in Elden Ring
Crab thought showing claws would be intimidating. Just provided the Aussie with handles to pick crab up with. 😂
Australia is really just Tamriel at this point
Half expected him to swing a great sword at that thing
Isn't that kinda what Tamriel is based on though, in actuality? Australia has deserts, it has swamps, it has dense jungles/forests, its got very active volcanoes on an island, and there are plains regions, and mountain ranges. If you just take a map of Australia and flip it 90 degrees clockwise, it literally just looks like Tamriel.
@@point-five-oh6249Yeah, but I'm missing the cold regions like Skyrim or Raven Rock. And the Heartlands are very fertile (Cyrodill) with the capitol, whereas the population in Australia concentrates in the coastal regions.
yes
@@PolsiniAustralia has fertile farmland and snowy mountains.
Really hope you put him back! That guy has earnt his retirement!
@@EviLLivEClan 🤣🤣
@@EviLLivEClan LMFAOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They said “we don’t care. You earned your retirement, but we don’t care. You look mad delicious asf, MAAATE.”
They ate it the poor thing. I wonder if they have any respect for nature. His voice and hers is so irritating in that beautiful peaceful place.
This is yhe cancer and stupidity that reality tv started.
это ещё маленький))) когда лапы по 1 метру, вот это Краб, а этот его сынишка)))
Imagine if he stepped on crabs partner nearby
"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby."
💀💀💀💀🔥💯
Every single damn time
😂😂😂
It's always the damn mudcrabs
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Imagine peacefully chilling in the water, then a human comes and picks you up and shouts in your ear
I would be mad too
_"Peacefully"_
Then sells to to some CZcams shorts cook to boil you in butter, eat one bite for the perfect loop and throw your whole corpse away🗿🗿
The worst day ever. It shows on the crabs face you‼️
Oh crap 😮😮😲. Can I pinch him off if I begin to struggle 🤔
Yea, that humans name was Mom and she often grabbed this crab exactly like that 😂 LMFAO 😆
“I’ve fought mud crabs more fearsome than you”
Да, надеюсь что они его отпустили…после фотоохоты😂
**Oblivion fight music** "AHHH" 🦀⚔️🤺
When you reach that age, you just wanna be at peace.
Unless you are on the verge of starving to death, leave those titan crabs alone. They have the best chance of fathering the next generation due to their size too.
@@wadub2519 no, but I’m not trying to chow down on a 50 year old crab either, lol
They can be at peace in my stomach.
@@wadub2519 lmao what do you mean by "starve" just eat something else😅
Or in pieces on a plate
*When you just survived being a prisoner and now you’re exploring the map*
*Aggressive NPC music ques*
*Boss Music playing*
voidwoken encounter
"never should have come here"
Больше чем размер краба, удивляет наличие всех пальцев на руках этого персонажа!
Imagine fighting dragon born yesterday and getting humbled by an Australian
The Australian is definitely more scary
Oqo
It's always good to get humbled by us lol
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As a previous dragon born I can confirm getting my butt handed to me on legendary difficulty by mudcrabs 😅
“I’ve fought imperial guards more fearsome than you”
😂
Mhmm
I was thinking Skyrim too lol
“Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn”
@@grantshearer5615oblivion* mud crab references are mainly from there
Guy just transported into Skyrim.
That is a giant mud crab in the craziest unlikely spot… the mud.
Reason #19 I don’t wade,swim or even dip my toes in the ocean.
When it's 3:30am and you have work in four hours but you're learning about how to catch a Mudcrab
Replying at 3:30am. And yes I have some tasks tomorrow morning at bank.
Why Is so fucking relatable???
3:30 pm rn but I work nights 😅
😁😁😁 cool
When i was a kid i would think that adults are very responsible and serious, then i saw politicians, now im in high school and whenever i miss a night of sleep its almost impossible to not sleep in class, how do yall manage to not lose your jobs while pulling off shit like that?
Crab when the man approached “gtfo mate”
Crab after the man grab “oh shii…. My bad man please put me down”
Elder Scrolls players going through PTSD
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you."
First thought I had when seeing this lmfao 😅
- Saxton Hale probably
Generic e.s bandit
I was searching for this
HEEEEAHHH HAAAAAAA!!!!
well met😊
He was livin his best crab life.
Waaaaaaaaaassssssss........
😅
Awedhdjf hoje eu não DG não é isso kr
Not for long buddy
The aussieness in that🤣
"That's a $42 dinner in the craziest unlikely spot" 😂😂😂
He feels like the crocodile hunter now lol
Now I understand why some people in Oblivion say they've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than me.
Lol
And then they took an arrow to the knee :x
@@JPSCerqueira over the damn sweet roll 😆💢
😂bro
Ya honestly mudcrabs are pretty sketch to think about when you remember the “queen” in the plains of white run and then the multiple “kings” spread throughout imagine a couple thousand years ago taking a stroll and a claw the size of a horse pops up out of a pond
Crab: "UNHAND ME YOU DIRTY BARNACLE"
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am not a crab expert, but a mud crab being in the mud sounds like it is not "in the craziest unlikely spot".
You usually find these in the Mangroves, this one is out in the shallows of the reef.
bro was like: ✋ 🤚
I surrender
“I’VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!”
The Mudcrab:
Delicious 😋..
the fact that I immediately read that in the voice of a guard lmao
@rice2232 Fall taint-first on a kitchen knife.
@@wachsmal_stift5546I read it with kratos voice for some reason
Skyrim is everywhere 😆👍🏻
bro really caught a mud crab from skyrim 💀
Oblivion: Excuse me?
Morrowind: And me?
no this is crabulon from the terraria calamity mod
😂😂
@@leoduk302no
'I've seen mudcrabs more fearsome than you'
Skyrim needs it's mud crab back.
"Saw a mudcrab the other day.
Horrible creatures."
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, 2006
"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!"
"Saw a mudcrab the other day.
I died."
-Dark Souls III 2016
have you heard of the high elves.
HRNN
HAAAH
OOHH
"Oh shit a mud crab... voos roh dah!"
Horribly delicious, properly prepared
The kicking in the crab's back legs is crab for "unhand me you foul fiend, I was napping!".
“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
Have a look at the headlock here
See that chap over? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
This is the bloke who got me on the penis before!
What is the charge?
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Oh that's a nice headlock Sir
Oh! Aaah yes! I see that you know your judo well. Good one
And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
How dare-
Get your hands off me
Ta-ta and farewell!
One cuff, look
They even broke the cuff!”
😅
Those are the flippers
a succulent chinese meal
Great comment!
Face is like pirates of the Caribbean 😂😂😂
That’s Mr.Krabs: Money-Money😂😂
"in the craziest, unlikely spot"
Crab : "Does this look like The Himalayas to you?"
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
🦀 ❤
You hurt my sides hahaha
Might as well be the desert
Or mount Everest for picnic!
Or grand canyon 😂
Anyone whos been to tamriel knows about these and their ability to never let you fast travel
😂
Morthal is packed
Me every damn time
Intense music starts...
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!!
Facts
I am getting oblivion flashbacks bro 💀
So that's what the move Crabhammer looks like 😂😂😂
Crab: "Unhand me, fowl beast!"
Finds mudcrab in the mud
" Holy moley , that is a giant mud crab in the craziest unlikely spot "
that's not mud
If you have these things called eyes you can see that the water is clear and it's not mud
According to these other two guys apparently it’s not mud, but instead something called “wet dirt”
The earth and water mixture is not sricky so it cant be mud
Skyrim.
Not sure what province of Skyrim that is but damn that's a nice crabo
probably near falkreath lad/lass..
Грязевые крабы, о да...
@@kanzonagato5490 Я использую переводчик, поэтому это может быть непонятно, но я боюсь, что не могу понять вас и не знаю, как перевести ваши слова.
@@-Dream-Sans- Mud crabs, that's what I'm talking about, if I'm not mistaken.
@@kanzonagato5490 ah ok.
This is how they start the day in Australia.
Then they go home to have breakfast.
Held that crab up like the animal crossing villager lmao
That crab was chilling man
te me la h ya s. xep JJ s cv idu
White people love messing with nature.
E pericolosi da toccare. Non farla facile. Io ho capito Che ti farà Un brodo da re. Buon pranzo amico
Now he about to be chilling in somebody stomach LmAo... 🤣 But I feel where you're coming from..
No wonder kaijus invaded us
You know in Skyrim when the guard says, "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you"? This is that mudcrab.
I'm so glad to see a skyrim comment XD
@@honeyfox228 lol me too
So cool
Dragon born"yeah,yeah ok..but errr then I remembered...I am the dragon born....I slay dragons all day long and consume there souls....and with every dragon souls I consume..I get more powerful..plus I have access to shouts that also give me a ton of special powers ...so don't piss me off or I will send you to oblivion with a fus, ro, dah that will smash your body to bits...got it...yeah ok bye,bye now
*You can't fast travel when there are enemies nearby *
You missed your opportunity for saying "holy crab"
“I’VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS FIERCER THAN YOU”
HRMPH
@@jacobitedynamite “i’ve fought mudcrabs fearsome than you”? that makes no sense
@@orphanconsumer5658 fearsome: to be frightening in appearance.
The mud crab he fought was more frightening and scary than you.
@@jackmeowmeowmeow2177 fierce: having or displaying and intense or ferocious aggressiveness
i’ve fought mud crabs fiercer than you, basically meaning more aggressive. what they said was perfect grammar. thats how you would use that word in a sentence.
@@orphanconsumer5658 czcams.com/video/Pb5bAYaIvmE/video.html it’s a quote from a game, buddy misquoted it with fiercer when the guard says “fearsome” it’s not a matter of grammatical error but accuracy of the quote.
"I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you"
Came here looking for ES references, aint disappointed
😂
The crab kicking its little legs is so cute 😭😭😭😭
The cop was thinking, what the hell let me down!!!!
Having PTSD flashbacks being chased thru Skyrim by these guys
I was attacked by one while talking to Vigilants of Stendarr. They didn't even bother helping. If they can't even handle a mudcrab, how are they supposed to handle daedra, vampires, and werewolves?
@@WrestlingFan574 😂 You just made my day man. The vigi of stendarr have zero respect. I myself have the upmost respect for you brothaman lol
@@WrestlingFan574 I mean, its not their job. Do mudcrabs look like daedra?
That one literally looks like the younger mudcrabs. I felt like going "watch it dude his cone-backed mama's around here somewhere and she's gonna be pissed"
Who the Australian or the crab
“We just found this mud crab in the most craziest unlikely spot” … the mud
🤷🏾♂️😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, right?
lmomomf😻
@@mariaesthergonzalezarteaga you are the only one that doesn't make sense
Imagine stepping on this crab accidentally.
Craziest unlikely spot? You found a giant mud crab in...Ocean Mud, sir.
"A giant mud crab, in the most unlikeliest spot!!!"
Mud crab: "Holy shit mate, you bloody well found me buried in the mud"!!! "Where did ya expect me to be"??? "On a subway platform in the New York subway "??? 😂😂😂
Hope you put it back, thats an important breeding crab right there
That crabs definitely had tons of babies so it's already done it's job lol
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@@krispyair theres a reason hes still alive my guy
They legit ate the crab
@@CJ-cz3hv he’s not they ate him
Everybody is talking about the crab but holy cow ive never seen a wild Australian before in his natural habitat
Oi mate come to Australia he ain’t the only one who does that
Way to go your funnier than I am wild bill
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅 Crocodile Dundees lost son!!
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Starts looking around to make sure it doesn’t have family 🤣
Just some Aussies in their natural habitat. 😂❤
That's probably the one crab everyone leaves alone out of respect
That’s how it got that big 😅
Most definitely I lived in Portland Maine for 16 yrs I was at a restaurant when this elderly couple bought the two oldest lobsters in the tank just too set them free ,who knows how long they survived but it was cool
@@brandyhine yea them slowly starving to death in the wild is so much better than someone eating it
How to cook it?
I’d put that one in a boiling water without any heaitation
This man is playing Skyrim rn
Basically any Elder Scrolls game really, as soon as you go near ANY body of water
We first met this crab in Morrowind!!❤
Australia is Tamriel
Ah this is where skyrim got the idea for the mud crabs... lmao.
Found in an unlikely spot, finds crab in the ocean 😂
Mr crabs: "Heyyy put me down son"
me walking in skyrim wondering why the fighting theme is on:
fr like of crap I can't see it is a dragon coming? nope just mud crob
Skyrim best game hands down
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment this is so true it happened me 1 hour ago
Ouijo
An Australian VS a crab is a very unfair battle for the crab. 😂😂
Just think the crab probably got the same feeling you got when you was a kid and your feet dangled off the bed 😂 thinking a monster would snatch you off the bed 😂
Runing around in the water when the combat music starts
You stumbled across the best merchant in Morrowind. Good job.
😂
10,000 gold barter limit 🗿
This guy knows what’s up
👀
"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!"
>the mudcrab
I was looking for this comment :D
@@markbuhler4733same lol
Looking for the obligatory Elder Scrolls reference and found it.
I used to not think much of mudcrabs in elder scrolls games but turns out they're basically real
That is a giant "Mudblahara...."!!😂😂😂
that mud crabs famous, he did all the motion capture stuff for crabs in elder scrolls
Yeah....turns out they didn't exaggerate the size that much either.
That backwards snap was savage
Bro found a mud crab in the most unlikely spot! In the mud!