Ugly Thanksgiving Table Conversations - Almost Friday Podcast EP #54

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
  • HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We're grateful for all you fuckers. On today's ep, we talk about all things Thanksgiving. We give Thanksgiving advice, talk about cringey Thanksgiving traditions, and god dammit if you make me say Thanksgiving one more time I'll cry.
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    00:00 THE BEER IS HERE
    02:35 Thanksgiving Dishes
    11:06 Will's Thanksgiving
    15:12 Smoking Cigs
    19:29 New Years Tales
    25:06 First Time Liam Got Drunk
    29:36 Characters
    51:37 Thanksgiving Advice

Komentáře • 223

  • @payton737
    @payton737 Před 6 měsíci +97

    10:35 Will saying it backwards wrong and then saying it’s one of the things he’s best at was awesome

    • @espeditolito
      @espeditolito Před 6 měsíci

      I was looking for this comment ahahahahah

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay111 Před 6 měsíci +97

    liam: says something genuinely nice
    will: “are you dying?”

  • @ChrisRamsay52
    @ChrisRamsay52 Před 6 měsíci +104

    Congrats on Friday Beers! Loving the pods

    • @danielwhite5997
      @danielwhite5997 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Yoooo.... I didn't know the magic puzzle guy likes this junk.

    • @owenslamansa4378
      @owenslamansa4378 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@danielwhite5997fr

    • @spaghetties3366
      @spaghetties3366 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Yoo cant believe my fav magic man follows the pod!!! Been loving ur stuff for years

  • @almostarma
    @almostarma Před 6 měsíci +81

    this show is so fucking awesome. I’ve started watching a couple months ago. it should be 100x more popular than it is. peace and love

  • @lightamaterasu8079
    @lightamaterasu8079 Před 6 měsíci +128

    You guys should get meatcanyon to animate that greg blandino character

  • @aliasjsjsjs8783
    @aliasjsjsjs8783 Před 6 měsíci +431

    Is Emily incapable of joy or is she incapable of letting others experience it

  • @cerealbowler9119
    @cerealbowler9119 Před 6 měsíci +46

    Emily holds such intense hatred in her heart I hope she’s doing ok

  • @ianh850
    @ianh850 Před 6 měsíci +33

    "you orobably argue with us the least out of anyone in your entire life"
    "thats not true"
    emily dunked on cullagh so hard!!!

    • @ianh850
      @ianh850 Před 6 měsíci +1

      (because she argued with him)

  • @user-yo2qm8py7u
    @user-yo2qm8py7u Před 6 měsíci +121

    BRING THE BUZZER BACK.

    • @skinwalker4934
      @skinwalker4934 Před 6 měsíci +16

      Yes but instead of a buzzer they make it a gun and they take Turns pointing at each other.

  • @KAIHAVENOIDEA
    @KAIHAVENOIDEA Před 6 měsíci +152

    yoooo, if it tastes like shit I'll still rep it, parasocial relationships for life

    • @IHJello
      @IHJello Před 6 měsíci +8

      Thats why my uncle has zero qualities of a republican but still votes Trump

  • @weoutchea3982
    @weoutchea3982 Před 6 měsíci +15

    Angus has his phasers set to kill

  • @sleepdafiend3983
    @sleepdafiend3983 Před 6 měsíci +27

    Them cutting to Emily over and over during the exorcism had me dying😂😂😂

  • @ottotroels-smith8575
    @ottotroels-smith8575 Před 6 měsíci +34

    A nice the princess and the pea reference👌 Who doesn’t like a dope Hans Christian Andersen reference! Nice job guys!

    • @kitten-whisperer
      @kitten-whisperer Před 6 měsíci

      You sound pretentious lol

    • @ottotroels-smith8575
      @ottotroels-smith8575 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Maybe :)) I'm danish so it was just cool to hear them reference something written by a dude from my country. Have a nice day :) @@kitten-whisperer

  • @20quindex10
    @20quindex10 Před 6 měsíci +17

    I think this podcast is just a really long set up for the best joke ever but we just haven’t gotten there yet

  • @crhollifield2012
    @crhollifield2012 Před 6 měsíci +37

    guys, i didn’t want to get out of bed today. It’s the first holiday without my grandmother, who raised me. Holidays aren’t gonna be the same going forward.
    Thank you guys so much for bringing some laughter and joy to me today..
    I finally forced myself out of bed to start the day, and looked at my phone, and you guys had literally just uploaded. It was exactly what i needed. Thanks so much. Love you boys!

    • @Connersdabomb
      @Connersdabomb Před 6 měsíci +5

      Take care man. Try to find some joy in the holidays even if it isn't the same. Always remember the memories and enjoy the new ones you can make this year.

    • @Serialflasher69
      @Serialflasher69 Před 6 měsíci +14

      Stfu bro nobody asked!! 😂😂😂 (in life when a person who you held so dear and close to your heart is no longer there is true suffering, you are a strong person for trudging through the muck of disparity especially in this first holiday season without your grandmother. Remember to use your support system and reach out to those you trust when you need a shoulder to lean on, no man is and island)

    • @outlookservices9223
      @outlookservices9223 Před 6 měsíci

    • @crhollifield2012
      @crhollifield2012 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Serialflasher69 thanks for the kind words man.

    • @crhollifield2012
      @crhollifield2012 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Connersdabomb i appreciate it man. having my daughter around definitely helps give me a lot to look forward to.

  • @TheDemonKingMMA
    @TheDemonKingMMA Před 6 měsíci +16

    I honestly NEED another Blandino's review. 😂🤣💯

    • @briedalton9237
      @briedalton9237 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Dude it’s literally such good writing to 10/10

  • @frat
    @frat Před 6 měsíci +17

    Well I’m thankful for having something to listen to while my parents fight in the other room.

  • @user-yo2qm8py7u
    @user-yo2qm8py7u Před 6 měsíci +9

    Hell yeah, this makes Thanksgiving with my family JUST bearable enough to not end it all. ❤

  • @TheManlol12
    @TheManlol12 Před 6 měsíci +17

    Anges is definitely huge on the Thanksgiving pickled duck feet, no way u could wrestle those little stompers from his grubby little claws!

  • @gribbin7889
    @gribbin7889 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Watching will’s hair dry was the best part of this sad ep

  • @Joe__M
    @Joe__M Před 6 měsíci +8

    Hardest listen ever! Thanks again!

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441
    @deaddegenerategeneration7441 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Will is playing fringe guy this episode lmao

  • @martinlanning3702
    @martinlanning3702 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Perfect thing to take my mind off of being alone for Thanksgiving this year 😊

  • @JustinFrei
    @JustinFrei Před 6 měsíci +4

    I'm pretty new here but within 5 weeks this has become my favorite podcast

  • @aidanhackenburg2437
    @aidanhackenburg2437 Před 6 měsíci +3

    i don’t think you guys realize how low the bar is for podcasts these days. you guys always do great

  • @Nanokeeps
    @Nanokeeps Před 4 měsíci

    Where has this podcast been all my life!?!? I like the 3 of you already

  • @blapez3071
    @blapez3071 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Liam’s advice is always on point

  • @theendoftheworld9921
    @theendoftheworld9921 Před 6 měsíci +11

    14:20
    14:53 wills little cringe smile after all that awkwardness fuckin ended me 😭

  • @frederik3822
    @frederik3822 Před 6 měsíci +2

    lets gooo friday beerss

  • @LilChivo22
    @LilChivo22 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This pod is so underrated, these guys deserve a million subs tbh 😂 I hope they never stop, obviously the characters is my fav segment 😂😂🥺 I wish they’d do an hour long pod of just characters

    • @mikejones2405
      @mikejones2405 Před 6 měsíci

      damn this is a real person with the brain of a bot that’s crazy.

    • @LilChivo22
      @LilChivo22 Před 6 měsíci

      @@mikejones2405 explain?

  • @kd8506
    @kd8506 Před 6 měsíci +1

    When angus said his favorite beer was coors lite I felt that.

  • @wockoboys3581
    @wockoboys3581 Před 6 měsíci

    yeah so i tried the beer and… wow. my life is coming to a close but how splendid is the light!

  • @bangs8560
    @bangs8560 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love Will’s tiny Pit Vipers

  • @gavinblack7511
    @gavinblack7511 Před 6 měsíci +6

    the blandino reviews have to keep going. crying again listening to will read it

  • @LayingInAMeadow
    @LayingInAMeadow Před 2 měsíci

    Love the long drawn out bits

  • @MrChoop
    @MrChoop Před 6 měsíci

    Never before have I said this, and never again shall I say this, but proud to be a Worcester born-and-raised Boston resident 🥰

  • @madddie.
    @madddie. Před 6 měsíci +1

    emily is so real for hating thanksgiving food im with u queen

  • @yungalb5094
    @yungalb5094 Před 6 měsíci

    The Greg Blandino review was wonderful

  • @ammonvoorhees5688
    @ammonvoorhees5688 Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂 this one’s awesome 🦃

  • @travispipes3
    @travispipes3 Před 6 měsíci

    thank you for saving my life

  • @Usernametaken1987
    @Usernametaken1987 Před 6 měsíci +4

    If DEFCON 5’s listener base gets leaked I’ll probably lose my job

  • @dcsolina
    @dcsolina Před 6 měsíci

    Will's story at 13:00 is exactly what my great-grandpa said about Reggie Bush while watching the UT vs USC Rose Bowl in 2006.

  • @gurbgerb
    @gurbgerb Před 6 měsíci +5

    Opening to the episode: “Happy Thanksgiving guys!”
    Emily 2 seconds later after failing to fight the urge to have some kind of negative impact that we all hate to see every episode: “I despise Thanksgiving”

  • @reymaturino964
    @reymaturino964 Před 7 dny +1

    Omg i need some of that beer, i will do anything!! I'll even pay money!

  • @D0ses
    @D0ses Před 6 měsíci +5

    does Quip make short toothbrushes? i need to start practicing making shivs for when/if i go to prison. thanx

  • @jadegonzales2688
    @jadegonzales2688 Před 6 měsíci +2

    i’m on shrooms and can’t fathom this

  • @mugiwara8166
    @mugiwara8166 Před 2 měsíci

    That princess and the pea reference was fucking awesome

  • @Moniyaw55
    @Moniyaw55 Před 6 měsíci

    FRIDAY BEERS ON FRIDAY BABY

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Před 6 měsíci +3

    @14:47 how did you literally make the glasses not look cool anymore? that transition was insane

  • @bangs8560
    @bangs8560 Před 6 měsíci

    “It scares me that I can’t see your eyebrows” lmao

  • @ericzogas128
    @ericzogas128 Před 6 měsíci +1

    its literally called the princess and the pea will

  • @DJHawkes
    @DJHawkes Před 6 měsíci +1

    I always laugh out loud when they high five after burning Emily. I'm thankful I found you guys from your skit about liking an old ig post. Hilarious skits and pods, love you two and the whole Fridays crew

  • @durandscheerer668
    @durandscheerer668 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Keep it exclusive to Boston and Worcestor that’s one of the most elite traits a beer can have

  • @junglebuoy5708
    @junglebuoy5708 Před 6 měsíci

    Can't wait for Will's new rockstar persona to drop one of the hottest new demo's to air on the pod 🤘

  • @Shine28
    @Shine28 Před 6 měsíci +1

    another painful one boys nice

  • @leftoverbagel9014
    @leftoverbagel9014 Před 6 měsíci

    Intentionally awkward Liam for most of the episode vs Liam in the last 6 and a half minutes of the episode
    Cullagh with the huge gear shift, and thanks for the Blandino reviews

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ Před 6 měsíci +6

    thankful no one ever asked me to put a tampon in them 🤞🏾 happy thanksgiving

  • @critt2212
    @critt2212 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Emily was actually an ELECTRIC guest on Defcon Five

  • @nmccartney30
    @nmccartney30 Před 6 měsíci

    Lads back yourselves!! Slapper beer

  • @sxrillabeatz9358
    @sxrillabeatz9358 Před 6 měsíci

    Will looks the like the pc principle from south park 😂

  • @nickg2762
    @nickg2762 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Wangus looks like he has a face filter on when he wears those glasses

  • @spooky.spinster
    @spooky.spinster Před 6 měsíci +2

    The princess and the pea-sized object

  • @TheSaintBigFoot
    @TheSaintBigFoot Před 6 měsíci

    Across The Universe was a great musical

  • @themoonbase5372
    @themoonbase5372 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I find the best way to listen to this pod is to open two tab then skip thirty seconds ahead on one tab and play both videos at the same time. Thank me later.

  • @classyclue5769
    @classyclue5769 Před 6 měsíci

    Blandino’s sounds like something out of a meatcanyon video

  • @10cam01
    @10cam01 Před 6 měsíci

    We need this in Kansas. I work at a bar, I'll try to talk my boss into getting it if you supply

    • @mikejones2405
      @mikejones2405 Před 6 měsíci +1

      you don’t even know what it tastes like lmao maybe don’t risk losing your job by convincing your boss to order a supply of podcast beer that you’ve never tasted. just some life advice for you

    • @10cam01
      @10cam01 Před 6 měsíci

      @@mikejones2405 wouldn't lose my job. He's not an idiot and would get some to try first. We got voodoo ranger which isn't that popular. And we just got the yeuingling chocolate draft so he's not unfamiliar with trying new stuff. I live in Kansas so 90 percent of drinks are light beer and gin and tonic

    • @10cam01
      @10cam01 Před 6 měsíci

      @@mikejones2405 don't know what cut throat bars you worked in where you'd get fired over something trivial like trying something out but I'm a cook and if he fired me he would need to hire 2 more people to replace me since I cook the daily specials and regular orders. In a town of 3k people it's hard to find people who want to cook let alone are reliable enough to do so

  • @reymaturino964
    @reymaturino964 Před 7 dny

    I love me a light lager

  • @romangorbi4056
    @romangorbi4056 Před 6 měsíci

    I got the pea reference

  • @nothennow
    @nothennow Před 6 měsíci +1

    somebody’s probably addicted to whippets because of what emily said that one episode

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441

    Liam on his thankful shit

  • @charlief2554
    @charlief2554 Před 6 měsíci

    DUDE we sell the Friday beers at the bar I work at in Quincy I thought it was just a coincidence gaga

  • @deaddegenerategeneration7441

    The princess and the pea

  • @Haiden-Isom
    @Haiden-Isom Před 6 měsíci +1

    I don't even like beer but my ass will be purchasing as soon as it hits Colorado

  • @RapShitBen
    @RapShitBen Před 6 měsíci

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @robertcolewilkes7124
    @robertcolewilkes7124 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Emily 100% looks like the lead character in “Thanksgiving “ the movie

  • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
    @ITSSKUDDUMMY Před 6 měsíci +1

    Yeah, we’re gonna need those beers in Wisconsin my boys

  • @Farts_and_more
    @Farts_and_more Před 6 měsíci +4

    The Asperger’s spiked on this one, loved it!!

  • @jakeshufflez
    @jakeshufflez Před 6 měsíci

    i cant find those pit vipers online anywhere, and to be honest ive never seen wills and liams head side by side, confirmed will giant easter island head

  • @nornman
    @nornman Před 6 měsíci +1

    if they’re starting in boston ill be fucking 50 before they get it over to oregon. looking forward to trying the beer with my grandkids!

  • @jackpenny6360
    @jackpenny6360 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Did Will get the toddler pit vipers?

  • @supremebeme
    @supremebeme Před 6 měsíci +1

    what is the defcon 5 podcast?

  • @King_Mittens
    @King_Mittens Před 6 měsíci +2

    You know Emily really reminds me of Dee from always sunny

  • @ChasingLife365
    @ChasingLife365 Před 6 měsíci

    Can these two just make a movie

  • @cactusheater7981
    @cactusheater7981 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Bring back red button

  • @evanh1205
    @evanh1205 Před 6 měsíci

    58:10 this has to be a TikTok clip. That’s money

  • @theycallmeryann
    @theycallmeryann Před 2 měsíci

    Bring back the advice segment

  • @georgeforeman2234
    @georgeforeman2234 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Will is the second coming of kyle mooney

  • @grayson-bubbles-light5025
    @grayson-bubbles-light5025 Před 6 měsíci

    Can we order the beer if we aren’t where it’s available? I want a good brew while my kid’s in the backseat

  • @TipWithTuil
    @TipWithTuil Před 6 měsíci

    don’t skimp us out on characters! we know your getting famous. but do not forget about what got you guys here

  • @tripburding2227
    @tripburding2227 Před 6 měsíci

    Sooo little kid of Emily to only eat chicken fingies and mac and cheese, but the double major makes me respect it?! 🤬🤯

  • @bengordon9977
    @bengordon9977 Před 6 měsíci +2

    bone cancer character was too reminiscent of the guy who's too excited to get drinks with his work friends.

  • @christianrollman3006
    @christianrollman3006 Před 6 měsíci

    I need Blandino every fucking week

  • @two-bitmathews8896
    @two-bitmathews8896 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I already knew about the new beer cuz Will and Rusty’s play date 😎

  • @joeygebrail1168
    @joeygebrail1168 Před 6 měsíci

    We want that beer in Canada let's go get the fuck on it

  • @kazshade1742
    @kazshade1742 Před 6 měsíci

    Im so team emily on this. I hate thanksgiving food. And I also love Chicken Nuggets and Mac n Cheese

  • @Lil-S3
    @Lil-S3 Před 6 měsíci

    5 out of 5 stars, I would eat again, I’m def and I’m 5.

  • @hunterzindell7442
    @hunterzindell7442 Před 6 měsíci

    Princess and the pea sorta had like the opposite storyline to what will was trying to say there. Could've been a good reference.

  • @lewispeterson2050
    @lewispeterson2050 Před 6 měsíci

    Kung Fu Panda 2 made me cry in the theater, I was 11. If you know you know.

  • @marymac9303
    @marymac9303 Před 6 měsíci

    Emily, is the Patreon link broken? I tried accessing it and nothing came up.

    • @almostfridaypod
      @almostfridaypod  Před 6 měsíci +2

      we disabled it because there’s no way to keep it up without charging people and we stopped making episodes

    • @marymac9303
      @marymac9303 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@almostfridaypod💔 I'd be happy to pay for it, but you guys just do what's best for you. The best content comes from not being burned out or stretched too thin.

  • @Mike-qc1os
    @Mike-qc1os Před 6 měsíci

    The princess and the pea?